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Okay, honey, doorbell's installed.

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- How's it sound?
- Welcome to hell!

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That is so cute!

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Can you come in here
and help me with this web?

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Sorry, gotta fly.

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I'm gonna do that one again
when there's more people around.

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Okay. So, you got to
put that up on the hook

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because the trick-or-treaters
are gonna be here any minute.

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I'm caught.

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Don't pull. It's just gonna get...

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...worse.

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- No, I can...
- N... Stop moving.

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I'm gonna get some scissors.

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Hey, Jerry.

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What's wrong?

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When?

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How?

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Thank God you're back.

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There's a real spider in here,
and it's getting closer.

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That was Jerry, my mom's husband.

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- Is everything okay?
- No.

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- My mom's dead.
- What?

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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com

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I can't believe Nana's gone.

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If God really is an old white guy,

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he's about to get an earful.

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My God, Claire.

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Mitchell.

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Wait, can you...

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- I think...
- I don't know how to...

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Help. Please help. Thank you.

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All right.

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Who are you supposed to be?

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I'm Pr... I'm Prince Harry.

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Does that mean Cam is...

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Hear ye, hear ye,

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presenting
the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan...

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No, no, no, no, no.
That was for Pepper's party.

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We're not doing that anymore.
Go console your cousins.

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- Hey.
- Sweetie.

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- Let me get in there.
- Hang on.

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- All right, get up.
- I had the same issue with this.

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- Just...
- Okay, there it is.

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Sweetie.

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- Who needs a drink?
- I do.

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Okay, how are we gonna handle this?

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You mean because the two most

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emotionally complicated people on earth
are facing the loss

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of the most complicated relationship
of their lives?

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So...not an edible arrangement.

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We just have to be there for them.

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Whatever they need. I...

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It just feels inappropriate

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- being dressed like this.
- Yeah.

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I should be in something darker
with a cap sleeve.

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This is so surreal.
I-I can't believe this.

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I-I just talked to her
right before she left.

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She was so excited about
her trip to Greenland

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with her women's group.

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Still no word on what happened?

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No. Jerry called.

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He said that she had a heart problem

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she didn't want to talk about,

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but we're still not sure if that's it.

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He did promise to reach out
as soon as he has some answers.

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Well, we're here to support you
in any way we can.

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Yeah. Anything you need,
anything at all, we're on it.

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- Soup?
- Tissues?

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Try this meditation exercise.

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Yeah, no, you guys
are being so sweet. I just...

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Yeah, but w-we cope with things

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a little less touchy-feely
and a little more...

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- Irish. Yes.
- Right. Right.

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You know, have some drinks,
tell some funny stories.

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Do you remember the time
Mom was so mad

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because "Laverne and Shirley"
moved to California?

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Or, no, remember how she used to always

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bring her own ice cubes to restaurants?

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God, yes!

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Remember when she got
thrown out of Scientology?

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Our mother is dead, Phil.

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I-I thought we were...

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Maybe you should just
give us a little space?

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- Yeah. Yeah, sure. Sure.
- Of course. Yes. Sure.

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You know, I don't know how
we all feel about the afterlife,

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but I myself would like to imagine Dede

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surrounded by loved ones, hearing...

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Welcome to hell!

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- I'll disconnect that doorbell.
- God.

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Hey.

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We were out trick-or-treating
with the kids.

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- Dad.
- We left Joe with Manny,

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and we came as soon as we heard.

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So sorry.

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- Come here, you two. Get in here.
- Thanks, Dad.

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Yeah. I know. You just have to... Yeah.

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Look, I know that your mother
and I had our differences,

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but she was a good woman.

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Yeah.

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She...

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Yeah, she had great legs.

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Really? That's your tribute?

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Of course not. She was very educated,

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as she often told me.

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She, um......

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She...

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I can't watch this.

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It's like watching a fish panic
at the bottom of a boat.

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She... she gave you us,
your wonderful children.

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There you go. And for that
I will always be grateful.

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Yeah. We have so much
to be grateful for.

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She was a wonderful mother.

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And I'm... I am so glad that
I was able to tell her that

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during our last call.
And I didn't know it at the time,

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but in a lot of ways,
it was the perfect goodbye.

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Do we know what happened?

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Not yet, no. But you know what?

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- I need to be around happy things...
- Yeah.

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...cute kids in costumes
trick-or-treating.

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I'm gonna go hand out
some Halloween candy.

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- I'm good! Good, good!
- I'm... I'm coming with you.

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- I'm good.
- We're good.

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Nah.

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You make plans,

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the universe steps in and says "nope."

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- Life is so unfair.
- Damn right.

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I just waited in a line around the block

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for a hoagie everybody's talking about.

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Then my ex-wife drops dead,

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and I'm too sad to eat it.

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I'll give it another hour.

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I'm so sorry for your loss, Jay.

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I don't know why I thought
getting this out would help.

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What is that?

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Nana had these little
statues of herself made.

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They were her Christmas gift
to each of us.

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Now I feel better about
my stupid well in Africa.

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Hey. Hitting that candy pretty hard.

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You didn't even take
the wrapper off the last one.

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I'm sad. Shut up.

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I heard that if you die on Halloween,

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you come back as a zombie.

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I can see that.

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Nana would be all,

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"Braaainnssss!

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Nope. Braaainnsss!"

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Uch!

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I just remember Nana...

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when we were little, she would...

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She would...

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My God! What is wrong with you two?!

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- What?
- Our grandmother just died.

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Luke's over here making tasteless jokes,

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and you're stuffing your face.
Show some respect!

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I am so sorry, what happened
to your grandmother.

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She was a wonderful woman.

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Thank you, Gloria.

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Finally, someone with a normal reaction.

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Didn't Nana try to strangle you
three times?

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Yeah, but one of those times,

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I was able to see again
my favorite abuela

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for one second.

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So I really should thank Dede.

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Anyways, any issues that
your grandmother had with me,

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they're behind her.

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She's at peace.
She's living in a better place.

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What the hell is that?!

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Pretty lifelike, right?
Christmas gift from Nana.

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It's very cute.

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But it's amazing how her eyes are...

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are following me wherever I go!

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I know that this is
going to sound crazy,

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but I have always worried
that when Dede died,

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she was going to come back and haunt me.

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Maybe it's because she whispered
it to me at my wedding.

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Happy Halloween.

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Cute. You okay?

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Yeah, I was just thinking about

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this great Halloween with Mom.

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I wasn't really fitting in
in high school,

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so Mom took me to go get ice cream

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at this place i-in West Hollywood.

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And the parade was going on.

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And before that,
I had never been to a gay event.

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Trick or treat!

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Here you go. Happy Halloween.

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The thing is,

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she didn't force me to talk about it.

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She just let it be. You know?

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And I-I think that
that was her way of saying

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that she was okay with me.

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I remember once Mom told me

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that I ate ice cream like a prostitute.

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Ugghh, come on.

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Wh-Why haven't we heard anything yet

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about what happened to her?
This is ridiculous!

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I know. It's bad enough we lost our mom.

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Now we just have to sit here
expecting the worst.

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Heyyy.

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Heard some raised voices,

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- just making...
- Where have you guys been?

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Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed,

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but we're kind of going through
something today.

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Well, you s-said you wanted some space,

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- so we were giving you...
- So now you're gonna logic us to death?

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Yeah, yeah, 'cause that's
what we need right now.

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I am totally confused

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- about what we're supposed to do.
- No. I have an idea.

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Mitchell was just talking about
a great memory he had

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of Dede taking him for ice cream
in West Hollywood.

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We could go pick some up...
it would be a perfect tribute.

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That's great.

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Plus, I don't know why, but there's...

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there's something about the way
Claire eats ice cream

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that I just... enjoy.

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I just wish I could remember
the name of it.

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- I'm on it. Anderson Scooper?
- No.

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Priscilla Queen of the Desserts?

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- Mnh-mnh.
- Sherbert and Ernie?

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Mnh-mnh. It was something very specific.

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West Hollywood Ice Cream Shop?

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- That's it. Let's go.
- This can't be happening.

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Aw, Jay, it's a hard day.

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Tell me.

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I put a sandwich in there
with my name on it

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10 minutes ago, and now it's missing.

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- Who the hell took it?!
- Really? On a day like today,

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you can get this worked up
over a sandwich?

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Come here.

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Yeah. Hey. It's okay.

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You're smelling us.

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I smell guilt and pickles.

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Aah!

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Sorry, fireman habit.

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Your mom said you were up here.

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You're the best boyfriend.

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That's her, huh?

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Yep.

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People said she was difficult,

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but she was an amazing woman

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who didn't conform to anyone's idea

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of who she should be.

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There are a lot of photos of her
being escorted out of places.

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Yeah.

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Well, it must feel good to know that...

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I mean not good.
Everything must feel bad.

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I'm sorry. I'm bad
at this whole death thing.

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And I see a lot of it at work.

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I mean, nobody ever feeds
the station goldfish.

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It's not just hard for you.

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My brother can't stop cracking jokes,

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my sister's eating
like a bear about to hibernate,

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and meanwhile,
I'm just sitting here thinking,

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"Wow, you're here one second,
and then poof...

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you're not."

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I know how sad you must be.

257
00:09:36,182 --> 00:09:37,215
Take off your shirt.

258
00:09:37,317 --> 00:09:38,549
- What?
- Fine.

259
00:09:38,651 --> 00:09:40,585
- I'll run things.
- Wow.

260
00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:47,091
Okay, very funny!

261
00:09:47,193 --> 00:09:50,528
Who did this?!

262
00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,967
Santa Marķ­a, Madre de Dios,
ruega por nosotros pecadores.

263
00:09:56,069 --> 00:09:57,802
Santa Marķ­a, Madre de Dios,
ruega por nosotros pecadores,

264
00:09:57,871 --> 00:10:01,072
ahora y en la hora... Aah!

265
00:10:01,174 --> 00:10:03,040
Santa Marķa, Madre de Dios,
ruega por nosotros pecadores,

266
00:10:03,109 --> 00:10:05,309
ahora y en la hora
de nuestra muerte. Amen.

267
00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:10,425
Hey, I haven't seen Alex
since she yelled at us.

268
00:10:10,427 --> 00:10:11,459
Is she okay up there?

269
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,094
Now that I think about it,

270
00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:15,129
it did sound like
she was crying a minute ago.

271
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,700
We should check on her.
This is classic Alex.

272
00:10:18,802 --> 00:10:21,002
She's criticizing how
we're processing Nana's death

273
00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:23,471
because she doesn't know what
to do with her own feelings.

274
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,274
Meanwhile, she's taking it
harder than anybody.

275
00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:28,042
- Aah! Get out!
- That's not good.

276
00:10:32,635 --> 00:10:34,335
Do you remember when, um,

277
00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:35,969
she wouldn't pay for my voice lessons

278
00:10:36,038 --> 00:10:37,905
because she said
she wanted to save the money

279
00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:39,506
in case I ended up with Dad's nose?

280
00:10:39,575 --> 00:10:42,176
You know, we... we could stick
to nice stories today.

281
00:10:42,244 --> 00:10:45,446
Mom was a real person. She was flawed.

282
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,215
She made me wear pants to prom.

283
00:10:48,284 --> 00:10:49,650
She said it would "slow down"

284
00:10:49,752 --> 00:10:51,685
whatever mistake I was about to make.

285
00:10:51,787 --> 00:10:53,821
Well, I guess I never
brought out that side of her.

286
00:10:53,889 --> 00:10:56,890
Or maybe you just let her
get away with everything.

287
00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:58,599
- I...
- Trick or treat!

288
00:10:58,701 --> 00:10:59,967
Happy Halloween!

289
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,769
What are you...
What are you supposed to be?

290
00:11:01,837 --> 00:11:03,704
I was gonna go as a unicorn...

291
00:11:03,806 --> 00:11:06,807
...but then I decided to be pajama girl.

292
00:11:07,176 --> 00:11:08,909
That was two weeks of sewing well spent.

293
00:11:08,977 --> 00:11:10,210
Well, kids don't always appreciate

294
00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:11,511
what moms do for them.

295
00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:12,679
Moms can be controlling.

296
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,707
Well, sometimes moms don't want

297
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,415
their daughters to embarrass themselves.

298
00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:16,616
Embarrass?

299
00:11:16,618 --> 00:11:18,819
Like throwing a surprise
moon goddess party

300
00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:20,720
for their daughter's first period?

301
00:11:20,823 --> 00:11:23,190
It was a celebration of your womanhood!

302
00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:25,358
Every year I say I'm not coming
back to this house.

303
00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:26,827
Okay. Just today... God.

304
00:11:26,929 --> 00:11:29,496
Just... Just today, could you not harp

305
00:11:29,598 --> 00:11:32,132
on how awful Mom was to you?

306
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,733
She would have done anything for us!

307
00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:38,738
Mitchell, just because Mom is dead
doesn't make her a saint!

308
00:11:38,841 --> 00:11:40,740
- Hey.
- What?

309
00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:43,877
You're scaring the kids.

310
00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:49,352
What is wrong with me?

311
00:11:49,454 --> 00:11:50,987
Nothing is wrong with you.

312
00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:53,189
You're just a freak that
gets turned on by tragedies.

313
00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:55,759
My God. Is that why
I'm dating a firefighter?

314
00:11:55,861 --> 00:11:57,694
I hope I'm more to you
than that, babe.

315
00:11:57,763 --> 00:12:00,363
By the way, there was
a plane crash in Tustin.

316
00:12:02,891 --> 00:12:05,391
You know, there's a deep
psycho-spiritual connection

317
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,525
between sex and death.

318
00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:07,994
Look at Freud. Thanatos, Eros...

319
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:09,729
locked in an eternal struggle.

320
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,530
How do you know any of those words?

321
00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:14,066
I don't know. Maybe I remembered
something from school somehow.

322
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,868
They say everything you've ever heard

323
00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:18,571
is locked in your brain somewhere.
Another fun fact...

324
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,474
your brain burns 20%
of the calories you consume.

325
00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:23,009
My burrito!

326
00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:25,111
Another one?

327
00:12:25,213 --> 00:12:26,412
My God.

328
00:12:26,921 --> 00:12:28,487
I think your brain is finally working

329
00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:30,089
because, for the first time ever,

330
00:12:30,157 --> 00:12:31,357
you're not starving yourself.

331
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,726
That is a credible hypothesis.

332
00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:36,528
Eating, are we?

333
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,464
You didn't happen
to grab an Italian hero

334
00:12:38,566 --> 00:12:40,331
out of the fridge, did you?

335
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:41,942
Nope, but that sounds delicious.

336
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,878
I'd go to town
on an Italian hero right now.

337
00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,379
That's funny,
'cause Alex just finished...

338
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:47,615
I will rip your tongue out.

339
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,717
My gosh.

340
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:51,318
What was I thinking
coming to West Hollywood

341
00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:52,653
on Halloween night?

342
00:12:52,722 --> 00:12:54,121
Hey.

343
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,589
Give the horn a rest.
The parade's going by.

344
00:12:55,658 --> 00:12:57,591
- You're gonna be sitting here a while.
- Sorry, Officer.

345
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,897
I don't get down
to this part of town that often.

346
00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:05,332
That's... That's not a real cop, right?

347
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:07,200
No.

348
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:09,136
You know, I'm impressed
you're still wearing that dress.

349
00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:10,904
Well, I'm wearing two pair of Spanx

350
00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:13,907
and was on a diuretic for 48 hours.
As we say where I'm from,

351
00:13:13,976 --> 00:13:15,509
you don't teach your dog
to play the banjo

352
00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:17,811
and then skip the talent show.

353
00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:21,447
Man.

354
00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:23,049
This ice cream is gonna melt.

355
00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:26,152
Well, grab a spoon.

356
00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:30,056
- Somebody should enjoy it.
- Yeah.

357
00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:38,264
You know, we've been so focused
on Mitchell and Claire,

358
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:41,167
I haven't had a chance to really...

359
00:13:41,869 --> 00:13:43,269
Yeah. I know.

360
00:13:43,371 --> 00:13:45,404
First time I met her,
she threatened to murder me

361
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:47,506
if I ever made her son unhappy.

362
00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:50,075
Went into pretty graphic detail...

363
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,177
described how she'd get rid of
my body and everything.

364
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,479
I was like, "Wow,

365
00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:55,414
this woman will never trust me."

366
00:13:55,483 --> 00:13:58,484
That's so her.

367
00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:00,319
Then one time, she overheard me talking

368
00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:04,589
about drinking dandelion wine
with my... with my grandma.

369
00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:06,358
She went over to the kitchen cabinet

370
00:14:06,427 --> 00:14:07,492
and pulled out a bottle.

371
00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:10,262
Apparently, she had an aunt
that taught her how to make it.

372
00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:12,497
And we sat there at the kitchen table

373
00:14:12,599 --> 00:14:14,800
drinking and swapping stories

374
00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:17,969
about growing up in the boondocks.

375
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,433
The wine made me go blind
for a bit, but...

376
00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:23,503
...I'll never forget her voice,

377
00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:24,804
slurring in the darkness,

378
00:14:24,873 --> 00:14:28,008
telling me she understood
why Mitchell loved me.

379
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,276
I remember dropping Haley off at school

380
00:14:30,345 --> 00:14:32,045
for the first time.

381
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:35,148
Her staring at me with those giant eyes,

382
00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:38,385
her lips quivering,
crying for me to stay.

383
00:14:38,453 --> 00:14:41,321
And I...

384
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,422
I told her everything
is gonna be all right,

385
00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:45,258
and then I stagger back
to my car and I start crying.

386
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,359
Gosh.

387
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,228
And you know who was there
waiting for me?

388
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:50,530
Well, if it's not Dede,

389
00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:52,431
it's kind of a touching
but pointless story.

390
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,901
It was Dede.

391
00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:57,403
She knew it was gonna be
a hard day for me.

392
00:14:57,872 --> 00:15:00,039
I can't believe she's gone.

393
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:02,408
I'm gonna miss her.

394
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,843
Me too.

395
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,066
- To Dede.
- To Dede.

396
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,405
Aah!

397
00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:24,076
Okay, you want to talk? Let's talk.

398
00:15:24,144 --> 00:15:27,012
I know that you never liked me.

399
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:29,448
And I was always nice.

400
00:15:29,516 --> 00:15:30,916
Okay, fine, one time,

401
00:15:30,984 --> 00:15:33,351
I did use your toothbrush on Stella.

402
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:36,121
But mostly I admired you for raising

403
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:39,691
such wonderful children
and for helping make Jay

404
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,961
the amazing man
that I fell in love with.

405
00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:46,865
I guess I never thanked you
for all of that.

406
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:50,235
So, if you can hear me now,

407
00:15:50,337 --> 00:15:52,871
thank you.

408
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:55,474
And can you please tell Rosa Garcia

409
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,543
to stop haunting me, too?

410
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:01,099
And Marta Blanco,

411
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,502
Marisol Gutierrez, and Cecilia Matos?

412
00:16:04,571 --> 00:16:05,637
Gracias.

413
00:16:09,025 --> 00:16:10,275
Look, I'm sorry.

414
00:16:10,343 --> 00:16:12,710
I think I've been trying
to make Mom into the bad guy.

415
00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:14,345
It's not gonna make it any easier.

416
00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:17,749
That's not it. I...
I just feel so guilty.

417
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,217
Why?

418
00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:21,819
Because sometimes,

419
00:16:21,888 --> 00:16:24,759
I was as mean to Mom as she was to me.

420
00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:26,424
She was just hard on you

421
00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,993
because sh-she believed in you so much.

422
00:16:29,082 --> 00:16:31,115
Why do you always have to defend her?

423
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:33,517
Because I loved her! I...

424
00:16:35,088 --> 00:16:36,454
I can't believe I'm saying that
in the past tense.

425
00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:40,191
I... I'm sorry that I had
a better relationship with her.

426
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,626
And I'm... I'm sorry that
it bothered you, okay?

427
00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:44,061
You have a better relationship with Dad,

428
00:16:44,163 --> 00:16:47,030
and I know he loves me just as much.

429
00:16:48,702 --> 00:16:50,902
Yeah, and when Dad dies,

430
00:16:51,004 --> 00:16:54,172
he's gonna leave knowing
how much I loved him.

431
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,074
I'm not sure Mom knew that.

432
00:16:56,143 --> 00:16:57,242
Of course she did.

433
00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,743
Really?

434
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:00,512
Because unlike you,
the last time I talked to her,

435
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,514
we got in a huge fight.

436
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:08,686
You get to remember telling her
you loved her and laughing,

437
00:17:08,755 --> 00:17:11,422
and I get to remember
getting in some stupid argument

438
00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:12,957
about a Facebook post.

439
00:17:13,059 --> 00:17:15,426
The one where she said
putting eucalyptus oils

440
00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:17,562
on the soles of your feet
is a natural birth control?

441
00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:18,863
Yes. Yes.

442
00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:20,832
That's the one. And you have

443
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,633
a 12-year-old daughter
who reads those posts...

444
00:17:22,702 --> 00:17:24,268
you might want to tell her
that's not science.

445
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:27,038
Okay, okay, remember
that last amazing conversation

446
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,339
- I had with Mom?
- For God's sakes.

447
00:17:28,408 --> 00:17:30,741
I'm sorry, but there's no other
way to describe it, okay?

448
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,843
She told me about your fight, and she...

449
00:17:32,945 --> 00:17:34,311
she told me how upset she was.

450
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,981
She... She said she was gonna
call you to apologize.

451
00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:39,917
My God.

452
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:43,086
She left me a voicemail
a couple days ago,

453
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,555
but I was saving it till the next time

454
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,189
I had to yell at somebody at work.

455
00:17:46,258 --> 00:17:48,125
Okay.

456
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,562
Hey, honey. It's Mom.

457
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,497
I just want to apologize.

458
00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:56,099
I should not have lost my temper.

459
00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:58,869
Shaman Phoenix Feather's
family-planning advice

460
00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:00,203
may not be for everyone,

461
00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:01,972
and you just want to
keep your daughters safe.

462
00:18:02,074 --> 00:18:03,273
I get it.

463
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,741
I have a daughter of my own,

464
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,544
and I know how much she means to me.

465
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:10,948
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I love you, and I always will.

466
00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:12,549
I love you, too, Mom.

467
00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:18,086
Also, I saw your new photo
on social media.

468
00:18:18,155 --> 00:18:20,355
Are you part of some protest

469
00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:22,324
where you're not allowed
to wash your hair?

470
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,792
Or are you just trying to be...

471
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,394
I'm gonna listen to that later.

472
00:18:28,598 --> 00:18:32,033
- Weird hearing her voice.
- Daddy.

473
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,433
You already know this,
but I want to say it again.

474
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:39,735
We both love you so much.

475
00:18:39,804 --> 00:18:42,505
Yeah. And I know we've...
we've had our ups and downs,

476
00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:45,274
but I've loved being your son.

477
00:18:45,343 --> 00:18:48,211
Are you...

478
00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:50,146
buttering me up
'cause you ate my sandwich?

479
00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,081
What is wrong with you?

480
00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:54,951
Seriously. What is this
obsession with a sandwich?

481
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,586
I waited in line!

482
00:18:56,654 --> 00:18:58,821
I was thinking about it for months!

483
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:01,156
You know who would get this?

484
00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:04,259
Dede. That woman
appreciated a good sandwich.

485
00:19:04,362 --> 00:19:06,562
And she made the best ones, you know,

486
00:19:06,631 --> 00:19:08,163
when we were first married.

487
00:19:08,265 --> 00:19:10,466
In that little house in the valley.

488
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:11,767
And we didn't have any money,

489
00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:13,569
but she would go miles out of her way

490
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,671
to get the bread with the crunchy crust

491
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,006
from that French bakery.

492
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:20,409
It was hard on the outside,
soft and warm on the inside,

493
00:19:20,511 --> 00:19:23,379
and she'd say,
"That's just like you, Jay."

494
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:27,416
She was nice to me back then.

495
00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:29,585
Yeah.

496
00:19:29,687 --> 00:19:31,253
It's funny,

497
00:19:31,355 --> 00:19:35,924
I happened to drive past there
a while ago.

498
00:19:36,027 --> 00:19:39,094
That bakery's not there anymore.

499
00:19:39,196 --> 00:19:43,098
And damn if I wasn't
depressed for a week.

500
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,935
You know, I didn't realize...

501
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:49,605
...how much it meant to me

502
00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:51,040
till it was gone, you know?

503
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:53,242
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

504
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:56,745
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

505
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,748
Look at that beautiful family moment.

506
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:03,218
Yeah, look right at it.

507
00:20:04,889 --> 00:20:08,123
I asked myself,
"What would Nana want today?"

508
00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:11,293
She'd want me to mess with Gloria.

509
00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:13,062
Also, I ate Grandpa's sandwich.

510
00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:17,680
God. Jerry forwarded me an e-mail

511
00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:18,767
from Mom's women's group.

512
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,994
I-I-I can't even read it.

513
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,078
- You do it. I...
- Okay.

514
00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:27,034
Um..."Our sincere condolences
on the loss of your loved one, Dede."

515
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,410
- What happened to Mom?
- Let's see.

516
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:32,393
"On the third night,
Dede wandered away from the group

517
00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,917
and encountered a pack
of starving timberwolves."

518
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,220
- My God.
- My God, Mom.

519
00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:37,645
"As you know, Dede long believed

520
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,070
she could comunicate with animals,

521
00:20:39,095 --> 00:20:42,290
so using a mix of howls and barks
she convinced them

522
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:45,987
to seek food elsewhere."
Guess that wasn't that. Let's see.

523
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,621
"Later she ignored that thin ice sign
and plunged..."

524
00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:52,538
Hang on, saved by one of the wolves.

525
00:20:52,563 --> 00:20:54,880
"She deeply

526
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:59,319
offended a tribe of inuits by
interrupting a secret dagger...

527
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:02,333
She briefly swallowed..."
Wait, here it is!

528
00:21:02,358 --> 00:21:05,779
"On the trip's final morning,
Dede was found in her room.

529
00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:09,282
She had apparently passed
peacefully in her sleep

530
00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:11,157
as a smile graced her face

531
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:16,304
and her hands clutched 10 pages
of sugestions for the hotel staff."

532
00:21:16,329 --> 00:21:19,042
- That is so Mom.
- Easy.

533
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:24,067
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