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There's something very,
very weird about this place.

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Even the seagulls have
a New England accent.

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A-yup.

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Why did we vacation here?

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It was on a list of
top ten places to see

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before you mysteriously disappear.

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Fool.

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This whole contest was a ruse.

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What the...?

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You are here to be sacrificed

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to an evil god from the ocean depths.

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- SpongeBob?
- No!

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The eternal lord of horror, Cthulhu.

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What the...?!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait just a minute!

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I was promised an eating contest,

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and by the ancient law of the flyer,

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you have to provide me with one.

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Very well.

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An eating contest against
the monstrous Cthulhu?

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To him, the Great Barrier Reef
is just an average barrier reef.

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- Well, my dad didn't eat breakfast.
- Uh-oh.

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Mm. Mm. Mm.

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How you doing, Cthu?

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Shut up, okay?

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Just shut up.

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I need to take a walk, that's all.

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I-I'll be fine.

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I win. And I get to name the prize.

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Fine.

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I'll give you whatever you want.

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Immortal life? Whale watching
where you actually see a whale?

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Hmm. I know exactly what I want.

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Oh, man.

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Mm, mm, mm.

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Ooh, ink sac.

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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Now for a word from our late,
beloved Mapple founder,

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Steve Mobs.

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Hello.

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And stop.

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Since my unfortunate passing,

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if things have gone as I've planned,

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Mapple is now a trillion-dollar company,

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Roseanne has come and
gone like a summer storm

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and a less exciting version
of me has taken my place.

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I'm wearing your pants, Steve.

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And now I'm here to introduce
the new Myphone Ultima,

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which comes in the colors black...

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slate gray...

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and that's it.

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The time has come. Commence operations.

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Can't they see you?

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They see nothing. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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This is too easy.

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For you. You just look at the monitor.

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Uh, Lenny? My phone says
that there's spores

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from outer space landing all around us.

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Well, my phone says there are
divorced moms in my area

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that want to meet me.

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Oh, great, an homage to Body Snatchers,

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which in itself was a
rip-off of The Thing.

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This will be the last word
I ever say: C minus!

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I want to return this comic book.

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The dialogue sounded forced
when I read it aloud.

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I will help you, but first,
you are in danger.

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You can crash at my pod, I mean pad.

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No one says "pad" anymore. Run!

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Dad, I'm worried.

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Everyone's turning into a zombie.

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Thank God you're okay.

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Mom! Something's wrong.

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There is no escape. We are all-powerful.

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Boy, Maggie, you're carrying
a lot of anger towards Mom.

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Chief, Chief, space plants
are eating everyone.

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You're telling me.

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Eh, don't feel bad.

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He was a lousy chief.

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You know, my feelings
haven't dissolved yet, Lou.

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Now, kids, that's just air escaping.

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You cannot stop us.

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It is really just a matter of...

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How comes aliens never use contractions?

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We think it is scary.

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It is why we call Jerry's Deli
the Deli of Jerry.

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Oh! Conifer down.

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I'm not a plant!

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Prove it. Name the roster
of the Glasgow soccer club.

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I don't-I don't know.
I-Is there a-a Rooney?

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There's always a Rooney. Ah!

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Bart, dystopian movies have
taught me two things:

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"A," you can make a four-part
movie from a three-part book,

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and "B," there is no hope.

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So I'm saying good-bye to you now, Bart.

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Good-bye, sister.

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The last sound you hear will be...

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? You don't win friends with salad ?

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? You don't win friends with salad... ?

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Congratulations, fortunate Earth-being.

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Welcome to your new paradise.

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- Where are we?
- We're on a planet

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in what you incorrectly
call the Crab Nebula.

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You live in the Crab Nebula. You.

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Why would you kill me
and then bring me here?

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We didn't kill you. We have saved you.

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When you were absorbed on Earth,
your consciousness

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was transferred here
to this utopia, ha, ha.

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Well, my daughter will be very happy

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living with you green beans.

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She's a vegetarian.

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Murderer.

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Just kidding.

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Have a piece of my ass.

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Uh...

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So wait, wait, wait.

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We're all pod people?

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I'm afraid you were already pod people.

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What are you talking about?

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iPod people, phone checkers,
tablet gazers.

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Never lifting your petals
to see the sun.

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Yes. Yes. This is perfect.

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A sci-fi story with a happy ending.

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Now let us brag some more.

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We are many, but we move as one.

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Finding out the best of each other.

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Giving the love that lets us go on.

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Where'd you get those?

128
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We just found them
wrapped under that guy.

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It's what I do, man. How you doing?

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Herb Tannenbaum.

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- He's waking up.
- Yes.

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Is there anything punching can't do?

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It can't set a clock.

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What's going on?

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Where are we?

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Who did this to us?

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Uh, the last thing I remember

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is crashing a sleepover at Milhouse's.

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I got to work. So spend the night here.

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But I'm not invited.

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You think I was invited on the
Toledo Mud Hens team bus?

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When I was asked to leave, my
left boob suddenly popped out.

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That was a game-changer.

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Then somebody mysteriously sent

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a case of orange drink, which we drank.

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You guys passed out,
and my first thought

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was "Call the police."

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But even heroes fall.

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Lisa?

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I'm not "Lisa."

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I'm Penelope.

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Whassup?

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Seriously, I want to know.

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I'm the one who brought you here

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after drugging your
SunnyD with Special K.

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As in ketamine.

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You K'd our D? You're crazy.

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Crazy, you say?

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Crazy.

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Crazy!

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Who are you calling crazy?

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I'm not that loud.

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I'm gonna belt you.

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- Hmm.
- Eh.

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With a brassy Broadway tune.

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? You'll be trapped ?

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? Trapped like rats ?

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? No one knows where you're ats ?

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? You'll eat my shorts
then you'll have a cow ?

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? I'm gonna kick you now. ?

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Applaud or die.

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- You die, boys.
- What? Why?

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Not one of you said "encore."

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But I think encores are
a ridiculous tradition.

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Just sing your songs and go.

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More pancakes, Lisa?

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Pancakes are meaningless.

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Life is meaningless.

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Marge, Lisa's being unusual.

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And where's Bart?

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Oh, yes, the Simpson boy.

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He called. He's staying with
the Milhouse for an extra day.

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And the great thing about boys is

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that nothing bad can
ever happen to them.

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Come on, Milhouse,
put your brain into it.

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The door isn't even scratched.

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Oh, we were trying to break the door?

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Okay, I got a plan.

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First, Milhouse, gnaw
through your ankle.

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I will, but I'm allergic to myself.

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I swear, if you say
one more wimpy thing...

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Not my Gloria Vanderbilt glasses.

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They were on the cover
of Women's Health.

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Ha-ha!

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Lisa's wearing a dress.

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All right, ya little beasties.

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Are ye ready for a trip
to the Scottish Die-lands?

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Just let yourselves out,

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but beware the Beast!

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Ah, isn't that cute?
She learned an accent

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from Groundskeeper Willie.

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Not that cute.

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00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,333
Ay caramba!

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Wish I could burn the
calories off that easily.

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You've got body issues.

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It's time to recycle, you stupid boys.

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00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:08,592
Careful, Lisa.

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If you keep yelling like that,
you'll get vocal polyps

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like Adele.

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Please wear one of my bones
around your neck...

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Ha-ha! You missed.

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What happened to you?

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You know what you did!

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00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:57,541
Well, well, Little Miss Perfect.

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I'm sure somebody changed this,
but I don't care.

216
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You know, I never feel more like
a trademark corporate spokesman

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than when I wake up in an empty bed.

218
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,687
You can never make me feel
as good as this.

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Oh, no!

220
00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:18,428
You ruined Lisa's life and on that day,

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the Beast was born!

222
00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:33,343
One American creates this
much garbage in one day.

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Oh, just kill me. Don't teach me.

224
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I'm your brother.

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If you have a great
speech to save yourself,

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now would be the time.

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I'm rooting for ya.

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Lis, please forgive me.

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I'm your big brother.
I'll always be there for you.

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When your boyfriend dumps you,

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I'll take you drinking and
tell you what a jerk he was.

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When he takes you back,
I'll tell you he's great

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and go to games with him.

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I'll humanize your campaign biography.

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00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:01,404
Am I reaching you?

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00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,540
It worked.

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00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:04,641
I'm back.

238
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,376
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

239
00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:08,278
Why'd you do it, sweetie?

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00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:12,649
Sometimes, Mom, a woman gets
pushed so far, she just snaps.

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00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:15,652
You know how that feels,
don't you? Don't you?

242
00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,654
No, not at all.

243
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,356
Where's Dad?

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00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,258
Tied up in the trunk of the car.

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00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,426
How am I supposed to know
the day we got married

246
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,462
falls on our wedding anniversary?

247
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,465
Always wanted to be a paper boy.

248
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,234
You know, you're cute this way.

249
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,637
Aw. Have a perfume sample.

250
00:14:42,809 --> 00:14:44,642
So, Smithers, what do you think?

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00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:48,579
I'll rejuvenate the elderly
using untested dinosaur DNA.

252
00:14:48,648 --> 00:14:52,416
It could make me a fortune or
fill the world with monsters.

253
00:14:52,452 --> 00:14:54,719
It could make me a fortune.

254
00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:18,342
Why do you need doors?

255
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:21,279
You could just fly over the wall.

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00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:24,482
- Damn it.
- I hope Grandpa's happy

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in this new retirement home.

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00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:29,420
"I'm sure he's happier here"

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00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:31,555
is what we'll always say
about old people

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no matter where we put them.

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00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:43,434
There's something weird
about this place...

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that doesn't show up on any map.

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00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:48,372
Oh, Lisa, you're always so suspicious.

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Welcome to Geriatric Park

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where our motto is,
"No further questions."

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Here at Geriatric Park, we combine

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speculative theories
with untested technologies

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to give our seniors a better life.

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Possible side effects include:
back spikes, protective plates,

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giant claws, fear of asteroids,

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being a precursor to our modern birds,

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a second tail brain, loss
of ears and increased libido.

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If you are currently egg-laying
or expect to be egg-laying,

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consult your paleontologist.

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Now, meet your Jurassic
perked-up loved ones.

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Abe, I've never seen you
so vibrant and alive.

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Well, I don't like to complain.

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Wow, you have changed.

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But they keep it a little cold here.

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Anything for you, Dad.

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Don't want to read. I'm on vacation.

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What's happening?

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Someone has raised the temperature.

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Let's take a look at
the microscopic level

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with the peephole and the twisty thing

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and the little slide of glass.

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Huh?

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Ah!

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Yah!

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You even taste disappointing.

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Half of that taste is you.

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Dang it.

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You can't kill me.

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I'm your creator, for flaving out loud.

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Credit hog.

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You were listed in the footnotes. Oy.

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Oh, we're saved.

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It's my mom.

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In the best mood we've ever seen her.

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It's raining.

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The old people will head to the TV room

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and watch The Weather Channel.

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That's not rain. It's Grampa.

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Lisa, no!

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Sorry, I just believe in
the ultimate, basic goodness

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of people.

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Grampa, I don't think
you want to hurt me.

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You just want me to see you as a person,

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not some strange, scary monster
we call a senior citizen.

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Grampa, I want to hear your opinion

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about everything.

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She's making the ultimate sacrifice:

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getting him started.

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Aw, Grampa.

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I still love you.

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All they wanted was to be cherished.

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They've even learned how to get
respect from the orderlies.

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I don't care if you haven't finished.

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I'm off the clock.

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And once again, the true
monster, the soulless CEO,

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escapes unscathed.

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Oy. Too rich for my blood.

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Ugh.

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That was a lovely visit.

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Although, I could've done

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without some of the decapitations.

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Uh, Mom, where's the pilot?

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Virgin Air I'm not.

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