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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man who
positively can do

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All the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!

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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy.

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I-It's just Stewie in a kitty costume.

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I'm a calico, and my name is Humphrey.

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He got his face painted
at a birthday party.

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It was the only thing
this little guy could do.

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He was too light
for the caterpillar slide,

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too short for the piņata,

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and too scared to touch
the animals in the petting zoo.

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- Half of them had erections.
- Half of them had erections.

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The pony was magnificent.

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The pony was magnificent.

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- Oh, what do we have here?
- Hey, back off!

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That's my goodie bag.

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Ugh. An eraser.

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Raisins in an unsealed sandwich bag.

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Oh, a parachute guy.

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Uhp, he's already tangled.

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This day started off so great.

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It was awash in cake and pony boners.

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Now all I have is this dumb whistle.

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Doesn't even work.

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Ow! What the hell?!

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Oh, it's a dog whistle.

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I've always wondered
what that sounds like to you.

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Dog whistle! Dog whistle!

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Where are you, dog?!

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- Give me that!
- Hey.

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Oh, what, you want it? Here, take it.

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Give it back.

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- Give me it.
- No. It's mine now.

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In fact, I'm gonna put it
where you can never reach it.

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No!

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Good luck, shrimp.

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I can't believe the nerve of that dog.

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Teaching me a lesson about size?

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I'm not even that small.

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Tiny Tom Cruise?

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Oh, hey, little guy.
Forgot my sunglasses.

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Hey, what's with
your gay character names lately?

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Stacee Jaxx? Jack Reacher?

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I mean, who are you playing next?

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All right, try to make this sound gay:

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next up, I play Headmaster Bates Mann.

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- Anything else?
- Actually, yes.

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After that, I'll be taking
the role of Major Dixon Butts,

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then Senator Rod Clutcher.

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I'm too small, am I, Brian?

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Well, we'll just see
who's the bigger man.

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"Brian, sorry I got testy.
Let's bury the hatchet.

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"If you're free, I'd love to hear about

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any new writing projects
you're working..."

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Oh, at least wait for me to send it.

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Hey, Stewie, I got your text.
What am I working on?

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What am I not working on?

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Well, first off, I got this
screenplay for Tom Cruise,

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about the queen's private
secretary, Sir Gaylord Hummer.

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Well, actually, he might do that.

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But, Brian, I'm more interested
in short stories.

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Well, hello there, little guy.

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What the hell did you do to me, Stewie?

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Well, Brian, you seemed
to enjoy belittling me,

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so I decided to belittle you.

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I've simply shrunken down
your molecular structure.

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It was easy, really.

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Like taking candy,
or a whistle, from a baby.

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You dick. Undo this.

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This is perfect.

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I think my excitement is best expressed

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by Jean-Claude Van Damme in this scene.

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All right, you've made
your point. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry I couldn't hear that,
it's too high-pitched.

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- You're what?
- I'm sorry.

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- For what?
- For calling you a shrimp.

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- And?
- What do you mean "and"?

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Come on, you know what I want.

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And... all four chairs

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would totally turn for you on The Voice.

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Anything else?

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And the way you salute
and point is very casual

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and free of affectation.

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Hey, thanks, Bri.
I'll go switch you back.

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Stewie!

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You know, I'm really flattered you think

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all four Voice chairs would turn around.

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My dream order would be Adam, Blake,

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Alicia Keys, and then Kelly Clarkson,

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whose chair I imagine would turn last,

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'cause she's, uh... she's a bigger gal.

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Help!

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Oh, crap.

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Don't worry, Brian, I'll save you!

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But I'm a millennial,
so first I have to watch

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a YouTube instructional video
on how to do it.

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What's going on, guys?

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I'm Corey, and today I'm gonna teach you

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how to get your friend
out of a rat hole.

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Now, before we get started,
don't forget to subscribe

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to my channel, Corey's World.

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And, guys, I'll get to
as many comments as I can,

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but I can't get to all of them.

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And don't forget to check out
my other videos,

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like "How to Play Guitar."

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Uh, Brian, this might be a while.

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What's going on, guys? I'm Corey.

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Brian! Hang in there, buddy.

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Hurry up! Get this rat away from me!

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I'll shrink myself down
and come get you.

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But in the meantime, they say

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if you put your finger in
a rat's butt, that disables it.

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It didn't work. Now he's just angry.

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Try wetting your finger first.

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Just get in here!

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Hey, come on, guy.
Hey, you don't want to do this.

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I'll have what she's having.

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Please tell me that's not the finger

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you stuck in a rat's butt.

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No. It... I don't-I don't
remember which one it was.

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Yeah, that was the finger.

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All right, let's get back
to the machine.

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Look at all this shag carpet.

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This is like our Vietnam movie.

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I miss Jenny.

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- What is that?
- That's Forrest. Forrest Gump.

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- Yeah, I-I don't think so.
- Shh.

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What is that?

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It ain't a box of chocolates.

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Vacuum cleaner!

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I hate my life and nobody
can hear me say it right now!

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Oh, my God, this is disgusting!

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I just hope she's done vacuuming.

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Okay, everyone,

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dump your toenails in the hall,
I'm vacuuming.

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Oh, God.

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That was close.

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Oh, my God, we're in the trash outside!

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We've got to get down from here.
Quick, pass me that baggie.

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How am I supposed to get down?
That was the only baggie.

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Use either the tampon strings

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or the discarded dental floss
and rappel down.

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Which one did you go with?

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Neither. I was hoping to kill myself.

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Two days of mail at once, nobody knows.

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Don't go over two. Don't get greedy.

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Uhp, got a bat in the cave.

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All right, I figure if we can just...

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What's going on? An eclipse?

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- Ah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Holy crap! What is that?!

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- Gross! Oh!
- What is on us? Oh!

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Ah! Snot rocket!

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Oh, my God, it's so disgusting!

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Get it off! Get it off!

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- Are you guys eating that?
- Uh, what?

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Are you eating this pile of boogers?

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- Uh, no.
- Can I eat it?

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Yeah, please. We're stuck.

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Dude, dude, you got to get down
here, by the big trash can.

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Dude, dude, dude, just get here.

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- Brian, we've got to get up to my room.
- Yeah, but how?

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We'll just climb the lattice
on the front of the house.

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- When did we get that?
- Well, every '80s movie had one,

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so the fat man thought
we should have one, too.

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Wow. Okay, great.

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You know, it's funny,
you said "every '80s movie,"

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but I can't think of a single one.

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- Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
- I don't think so.

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But the lattice thing
sounded right when you said it.

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I-I feel like '80s movies
were wall-to-wall lattices.

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- Sixteen Candles?
- Hmm... no, no.

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I mean, she was being ignored
most of the movie.

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Who'd be climbing into her window?

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Ah, good point. Risky Business?

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No. Hookers don't climb.

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Oh, I know, Home Alone.

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Home Alone must've had a lattice.

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Maybe, but that was 1990.

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Eh, it feels like an '80s movie.

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You know, it was probably
greenlit in the '80s,

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when lattices were still a thing.

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Oh, wow, here we are.

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All right, Brian, at this size,
this is a two-man job.

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While I adjust the settings,
you go over there

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and hit the tiny button to fire it up.

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Wait a minute.

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This doesn't feel right.
What button did you hit?

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That one. The tiny button.

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Wait, did you hit the tiny button

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or the button that says "tiny"?

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I hit the button that says "tiny."

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- You said, "Hit the tiny button."
- Exactly!

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I didn't say, "Hit the big
button that says 'tiny, '"

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I said, "hit the tiny button."

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The one you pressed
is going to shrink us down

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to microscopic size!

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Well, why would you make
the tiny button big?

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I had to make it big enough
to write "tiny" on it!

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Well, what the hell do we do now?!

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I don't...

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I-I'm still thinking
about that lattice thing.

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I want to say Parenthood?

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Parenthood. Yes.
I feel like Parenthood is right.

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It's beautiful.

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Ah, I just wish my hot
girlfriend were here to see it.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah, you have a girlfriend?

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- What's her name?
- Girly... Friendston.

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"Girly Friendston"? Nice try, Stewie.

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Why won't he answer my texts?

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Girly, your piano teacher's here.

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- Oh, Mom, do I have to?
- Girly Friendston,

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you stop mooning over
that boyfriend of yours

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and get down here this instant.

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Hi. I'm the exterminator.

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An ex-Terminator?
So you used to be a Terminator?

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- No. I kill rats and bugs.
- And Sarah Connor.

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- No, Peter. We have a rat.
- My stuff's in my truck.

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I'll be back.

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See that, Lois?

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There's more Terminators around
than you think there are.

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I hope he can terminate

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some of the bad attitudes
on our kids, huh?

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Yeah.

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What's that sound?

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Oh, my God! Look!

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Holy crap, what the hell
were those things?!

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Dust mites.

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One of the most dominant species
of the micro world.

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Why did they just attack like that?

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Because they're jerks.

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Aah! Who the hell are you?

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Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you,
little buddies.

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My name's Vernon. I'm a water bear.

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A water bear? What's a water bear?

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They're predominantly
water-dwelling, eight-legged

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segmented micro animals.

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They're also known as
a moss piglet or a tardigrade.

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You can call me tardy,
but I'm always on time.

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Ha-ha. Yeah.

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Well, here she is. Home sweet home.

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Everybody, we've got guests!

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You'll see that we have quite
the diverse cast of characters.

250
00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:40,305
I'm the country water bear.

251
00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:43,308
"Yee-haw" is what I say.

252
00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:45,443
Flagellum? I don't even know them.

253
00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:47,011
I'm the black one.

254
00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:50,615
And I'm Patrick Stewart as a water bear.

255
00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:52,884
I can't believe there's
this whole universe

256
00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:55,687
hidden here in your rug...
where everyone speaks English.

257
00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:57,055
Okay, Brian, take the ride.

258
00:13:57,089 --> 00:14:00,625
Here, have a sip of water.

259
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:04,762
What the...? Hey, cut it out!

260
00:14:04,797 --> 00:14:06,831
You have water? Water is life.

261
00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:08,833
Yeah, we need water bad.

262
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:12,370
And I'm the gay one, but I'm
not, like, doing the gay voice.

263
00:14:12,404 --> 00:14:14,472
Listen, Stewie and I come from a place

264
00:14:14,506 --> 00:14:17,008
where water flows like... well, water.

265
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,843
That's right.
And we need to get back there.

266
00:14:18,877 --> 00:14:20,678
And if you guys help us,

267
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,681
we'll make sure you never
want for water again.

268
00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:24,849
What do you say?

269
00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:26,884
All right!

270
00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:28,319
Patrick Stewart!

271
00:14:32,358 --> 00:14:34,959
- Well, what'd you find?
- I'll be honest.

272
00:14:34,993 --> 00:14:37,995
I think this is a conversation
best had over dinner.

273
00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,932
Oh. Okay.

274
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:42,667
So what's going on with the house?

275
00:14:42,701 --> 00:14:44,736
I don't like talking business
at the table.

276
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:48,106
- Let's just enjoy our wine.
- You're right. I'm sorry.

277
00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:51,342
Your wife's asleep.

278
00:14:51,377 --> 00:14:53,111
Sometimes she fakes it
so I can't hump her,

279
00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:54,946
but this seems legit.

280
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:58,082
So, uh, shouldn't we talk about
what you found at our house?

281
00:14:58,117 --> 00:15:01,652
I don't know. It's so late.
I have a crazy idea.

282
00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:03,688
Should we talk about it over a nightcap?

283
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:05,656
Uh, sure, I guess.

284
00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:09,694
I'm a little chilly.

285
00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:12,563
Oh, well, I-I guess I don't need this.

286
00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:18,770
Sir? Sir, I asked you what
you found out about the house.

287
00:15:18,804 --> 00:15:21,739
What? Oh. You're gonna
have to tent the house.

288
00:15:21,774 --> 00:15:24,375
All right. Thanks for your work.
You're very professional.

289
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,778
Yeah, that's me. Professional.

290
00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:28,613
Always professional.

291
00:15:29,715 --> 00:15:31,949
And alone.

292
00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:52,136
What the hell is this giant wall?

293
00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:54,739
We're here, Brian. That's your laptop.

294
00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:57,442
If we get inside, I can remotely
hack into the shrink ray.

295
00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:04,949
Oh, my God! It's the dust mites!

296
00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:10,788
Oh, no! Water Bear Consuela,
can you stop them?

297
00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:13,925
No, no. I only clean Wednesday.

298
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:17,795
- Can't you just clean today?
- No, no. Wednesday.

299
00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:24,569
Here's the micro board.

300
00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:27,672
I just need to reroute the circuits.

301
00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:35,313
All right. The laptop is now
linked to the shrink ray.

302
00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:37,982
The only problem is that
I can't activate it from here.

303
00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:39,517
We still somehow have to press

304
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,252
the return button on the keyboard.

305
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:44,088
But at this size, there's no way
I can do it alone.

306
00:16:44,122 --> 00:16:46,257
Wait. I've got an idea.

307
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:49,060
Well, you better act quickly.

308
00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:54,065
Guys! Follow me up this way!

309
00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:01,172
Why is there a tiny lattice
inside this computer?

310
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:04,208
I guess Steve Jobs was
really into '80s movies.

311
00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:17,021
Brian, wait for my signal.

312
00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:19,190
Hold.

313
00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:22,126
Hold.

314
00:17:23,996 --> 00:17:25,062
Hold.

315
00:17:29,201 --> 00:17:31,802
- Now!
- You-you never told me what to do.

316
00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:32,870
- Jump!
- Why?

317
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:35,873
- Trust me.
- Aah!

318
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,059
My God! It worked!

319
00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:56,427
Stewie, you're a genius!

320
00:17:56,429 --> 00:18:00,197
Oh, no.

321
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,235
Run!

322
00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:06,504
Okay. All the gas bombs are set up.

323
00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:09,073
Time to blow all those vermin
to kingdom come.

324
00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:10,675
Can I press the button?

325
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:14,645
Hmm, perhaps that's a question
best pondered over dinner?

326
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,948
You-you can just press it. Go ahead.

327
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,490
Aah! Poison gas!

328
00:18:26,525 --> 00:18:28,593
They must've gotten
an exterminator for the rat!

329
00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:49,580
Tiny Tom Cruise?

330
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,069
Thank you, Tiny Tom Cruise.
How can we ever repay you?

331
00:19:12,104 --> 00:19:13,771
Well, you could make a sizable donation

332
00:19:13,805 --> 00:19:15,139
to the Church of Spaceship Beep Boop.

333
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:16,707
You mean the Church of...

334
00:19:16,742 --> 00:19:18,309
Yeah, kidnapping, torture,
extortion, that's the one.

335
00:19:18,343 --> 00:19:19,977
And we won't get in trouble

336
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,213
because we didn't use the actual name.

337
00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:23,581
What did he just say?

338
00:19:23,615 --> 00:19:27,151
We are about love and
spaceships and beep boop!

339
00:19:27,185 --> 00:19:29,253
Get my lawyer on the phone!

340
00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:32,156
- You have children in there?!
- Oh, yeah, three.

341
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:34,025
Should-should we have mentioned that?

342
00:19:37,829 --> 00:19:41,832
Meg, Chris, come to the light.

343
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:44,035
Meg, no. Don't do it.

344
00:19:44,069 --> 00:19:45,636
Don't go to Prince!

345
00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,805
Come to the purple light, Meg.

346
00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,640
Come taste infinity.

347
00:19:49,675 --> 00:19:51,542
Don't listen to him, Meg.

348
00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:55,513
But he's so talented
and he's got so many drugs.

349
00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:57,548
Alan Thicke is here, too.

350
00:19:57,582 --> 00:20:00,351
Hey, guys. Come on in. It's a hoot.

351
00:20:00,385 --> 00:20:02,953
I'm coming, Alan Thicke.

352
00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:04,355
No!

353
00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:07,224
Google my CrystaLight
aerobics competition.

354
00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:09,260
It's ridiculous.

355
00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:18,076
I hope Vernon and the gang survived.

356
00:20:18,111 --> 00:20:19,578
That gas was pretty powerful.

357
00:20:19,612 --> 00:20:22,013
Well, let's take a look.

358
00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:31,251
They're okay.
Let's deliver on our promise.

359
00:20:31,285 --> 00:20:33,653
A little water for our little friends.

360
00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:43,229
- Oh, hell no!
- Set country music!

361
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:45,832
Oh, my gay God.

362
00:20:48,436 --> 00:20:51,438
Ah, they're dead. Now I'm sad.

363
00:20:51,472 --> 00:20:54,074
Cheer me up, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

364
00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:04,349
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