1 00:00:01,516 --> 00:00:03,763 - Hey, buddy! - _ 2 00:00:03,765 --> 00:00:05,138 You missed it, didn't you? 3 00:00:05,140 --> 00:00:06,596 Last week. 4 00:00:06,598 --> 00:00:08,680 Want to know what happened? 5 00:00:08,682 --> 00:00:11,264 Huh? 6 00:00:11,266 --> 00:00:13,638 Give me a buck. 7 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,222 Ooh! Met a woman. 8 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,023 Crazy as a loon. 9 00:00:17,026 --> 00:00:19,680 Made my heart stir and my loins moist. 10 00:00:19,682 --> 00:00:21,888 Dr. Jones? Dr. Ingrid Jones? 11 00:00:21,890 --> 00:00:24,484 My medications were off. Wasn't the real me. 12 00:00:24,487 --> 00:00:27,335 I think it was the real you, and I loved it. 13 00:00:27,338 --> 00:00:29,595 Probably the worst lay I've ever had. 14 00:00:29,598 --> 00:00:31,472 You fuck for shit. 15 00:00:31,474 --> 00:00:32,930 Fuck you, I fuck for shit. 16 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:34,226 See you later, Jabby! 17 00:00:34,229 --> 00:00:35,904 You sure Fiona said she was gonna drive you? 18 00:00:35,906 --> 00:00:36,721 Yep. 19 00:00:36,723 --> 00:00:38,097 I'm gonna miss you. 20 00:00:38,099 --> 00:00:39,264 I love you guys. 21 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:44,326 If I don't come up with 25 grand, 22 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:47,013 I'm gonna be in default on my partnership agreement 23 00:00:47,015 --> 00:00:51,055 and lose my $100,000 investment. 24 00:00:51,057 --> 00:00:54,930 Then I'll have to foreclose on my apartment building. 25 00:00:54,932 --> 00:00:56,638 - Is Ford here? - I got this, Patty. 26 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,156 You said Patty was your mother. 27 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,194 I'm his wife. 28 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:00,736 I'm such a fucking idiot! 29 00:01:00,739 --> 00:01:02,037 - Take your fucking hands... - No! 30 00:01:02,039 --> 00:01:04,097 - ...off my car! - Fiona! 31 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:10,007 Fuck. 32 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:11,075 Fiona! 33 00:01:21,127 --> 00:01:25,929 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 34 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:37,953 What the fuck? 35 00:02:37,956 --> 00:02:39,840 - Jesus fucking Christ. - Smoke? 36 00:02:39,843 --> 00:02:41,055 Does anyone smell smoke? 37 00:02:41,057 --> 00:02:42,805 It's not the smoke alarm. 38 00:02:42,807 --> 00:02:44,596 Where is that sound coming from? 39 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,222 You know, it could be a bomb. 40 00:02:46,224 --> 00:02:47,557 It's not a bomb. 41 00:02:52,015 --> 00:02:53,723 Watch out, bud. 42 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:09,640 Oh, fucker. 43 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,487 - Ian. - _ 44 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:13,430 Shithead. 45 00:03:13,432 --> 00:03:15,055 Genius. 46 00:03:15,057 --> 00:03:16,911 Oh, that's so sweet. 47 00:03:16,914 --> 00:03:18,763 He doesn't want us to forget him. 48 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,264 Yeah, it's real sweet. 49 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:23,391 All right, go to bed, guys. 50 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,043 Three, two, 51 00:03:46,046 --> 00:03:47,930 one, go! 52 00:03:50,557 --> 00:03:52,843 Whoo! 53 00:03:54,057 --> 00:03:55,671 Wha-ho! Well? 54 00:03:55,674 --> 00:03:57,867 - Five and a half seconds. - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 55 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,097 I knew it! I knew that Vaseline 56 00:04:00,099 --> 00:04:02,097 would make better lube than lube. 57 00:04:02,099 --> 00:04:03,930 We're smoking now. I got 58 00:04:03,932 --> 00:04:05,703 some velocity down there. 59 00:04:05,706 --> 00:04:07,645 Ingrid? You okay in there? 60 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,472 Your neighbors are a pain in the ass. 61 00:04:09,474 --> 00:04:11,097 No, it's my ex-husband. 62 00:04:11,099 --> 00:04:12,763 He thinks he can look after me 63 00:04:12,765 --> 00:04:14,700 just because we share a duplex wall. 64 00:04:14,703 --> 00:04:15,593 Oh. 65 00:04:15,596 --> 00:04:17,763 I'm fine, Randy! Go back to bed! 66 00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:19,264 You sure, hon? Maybe I should come in. 67 00:04:19,266 --> 00:04:21,013 No, no, no, no, no. I'm on a date. 68 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:23,264 Never been better. Bye! 69 00:04:23,266 --> 00:04:24,472 Man. 70 00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:26,138 I never realized how much fun 71 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,347 indoor tobogganing could be. 72 00:04:28,349 --> 00:04:30,180 It should be a thing. 73 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,645 You know, you shouldn't have to be off your meds 74 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,930 to have this much fun. 75 00:04:34,932 --> 00:04:36,972 It is fun. 76 00:04:36,974 --> 00:04:40,055 - Fuck, you have strong weed. - Uh-huh. 77 00:04:40,057 --> 00:04:42,180 It's supposed to make you really sleepy, 78 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,305 but I don't know. It just makes me all... 79 00:04:44,307 --> 00:04:46,514 Vroom... alive. 80 00:04:46,516 --> 00:04:48,013 Well, when you wave that flag in front of me, 81 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:49,763 I feel like a bull standing before 82 00:04:49,765 --> 00:04:52,222 a matador in "Barthelona." 83 00:04:53,516 --> 00:04:56,264 My little Spanish-English muffin. 84 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:57,742 All right, my turn. 85 00:04:57,745 --> 00:04:59,937 - All right, suit up. - Okay, lube me up. Let's go. 86 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:01,805 - To the top! Here we go! - Okay. 87 00:05:01,807 --> 00:05:04,138 Whee! 88 00:05:08,557 --> 00:05:10,601 All right, guys, cereal or toast? 89 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:12,388 Do you have the stuff to make pancakes? 90 00:05:12,391 --> 00:05:13,680 Pancakes? Let's make pancakes. 91 00:05:13,682 --> 00:05:14,763 All right, let me rephrase. 92 00:05:14,765 --> 00:05:16,389 Cereal, toast, or nothing? 93 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:17,389 Toast. 94 00:05:17,391 --> 00:05:18,679 Cereal. 95 00:05:20,059 --> 00:05:22,137 Oh, what's with the suit? Somebody die? 96 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:24,305 No, Brad's baby's getting christened today. 97 00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:26,347 Christening? Is that where you get the wine 98 00:05:26,349 --> 00:05:27,389 and shitty little cracker? 99 00:05:27,391 --> 00:05:28,721 No, that's confirmation. 100 00:05:28,723 --> 00:05:29,731 Christening's when you... 101 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:30,781 waterboard the baby. 102 00:05:30,784 --> 00:05:32,697 All right, we gotta divide and conquer 103 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,674 now that school's out. Who's gonna watch Liam today? 104 00:05:34,676 --> 00:05:35,805 - Nope. - Not me. 105 00:05:35,807 --> 00:05:37,887 I'm in sixth grade. I don't need a babysitter. 106 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:39,389 Yeah, scholastically, you're in sixth grade. 107 00:05:39,391 --> 00:05:40,638 In real life, you're nine. 108 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,460 By the time I was nine, 109 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:45,180 I had three years' experience being a full-time nanny. 110 00:05:45,182 --> 00:05:47,122 In fact, how would you like to make 111 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:49,013 five bucks an hour this summer, Liam? 112 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,264 Ten bucks and one-hour lunch. 113 00:05:51,266 --> 00:05:52,304 Deal. 114 00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,148 No, Liam's a minor, all right? 115 00:05:54,151 --> 00:05:56,857 He's got to have another adult around to watch Franny. 116 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:58,804 Better Liam than some shitty day care 117 00:05:58,807 --> 00:05:59,972 that'll cram her into a Pack 'n Play 118 00:05:59,974 --> 00:06:01,347 with eight other toddlers. 119 00:06:01,349 --> 00:06:03,754 You love your Uncle Liam, 120 00:06:03,757 --> 00:06:05,389 don't you, girlfriend? 121 00:06:05,391 --> 00:06:07,097 Hey, Carl, what you got today? 122 00:06:07,099 --> 00:06:09,036 Kelly's coming over later to help me move. 123 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,171 They can hang out with us, 124 00:06:10,174 --> 00:06:12,047 as long as you guys disappear when we bone. 125 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:14,008 - Move? Where you going? - Leveling up, son. 126 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:15,887 Liam's got Fiona's room. Debbie's got Debbie's. 127 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:16,972 Figure since Ian's out of the house, 128 00:06:16,974 --> 00:06:18,352 I'll take Frank's room, let you rock 129 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:20,097 with the boys' room solo, if that's cool with you. 130 00:06:20,099 --> 00:06:21,750 Yeah, sure, sounds good to me. 131 00:06:21,753 --> 00:06:23,348 We can't not have a bed 132 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:24,680 for Frank anymore, can we? 133 00:06:24,682 --> 00:06:26,016 - Of course we can. - Fuck Frank. 134 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:27,637 Shouldn't we get Fiona's opinion first? 135 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,875 - No. - I'm kind of worried about her. 136 00:06:29,878 --> 00:06:31,846 She hasn't responded to any of my texts or calls. 137 00:06:31,848 --> 00:06:33,389 - Have you guys heard from her? - Mm-mm. 138 00:06:33,391 --> 00:06:35,960 To stand Ian up on his last day before prison 139 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,514 and not drive him when she said she would... 140 00:06:37,516 --> 00:06:38,539 It's not like her. 141 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:40,679 Uh, it's called passive-aggression, Debs. 142 00:06:40,682 --> 00:06:42,307 She's still mad at Ian. 143 00:06:47,159 --> 00:06:49,215 Hey, girls are in school. 144 00:06:49,218 --> 00:06:50,679 Coffee's hot. We're out of milk. 145 00:06:50,682 --> 00:06:53,309 Laundry is clean. I'm late to open. 146 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:54,472 How was closing? 147 00:06:54,474 --> 00:06:56,039 Oh, it was fine. 148 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:59,097 Oh, but I think I forgot to turn on the dishwasher. 149 00:06:59,099 --> 00:07:00,390 What's all this stuff? 150 00:07:00,393 --> 00:07:01,972 Oh, that's our old baby stuff. 151 00:07:01,974 --> 00:07:03,222 Purging all those sex toys 152 00:07:03,224 --> 00:07:04,721 made me realize how much old shit 153 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:06,347 we still had lying around. 154 00:07:06,349 --> 00:07:08,763 My girl Shawntelle's coming for it. 155 00:07:08,765 --> 00:07:10,305 Who the hell's Shawntelle? 156 00:07:10,307 --> 00:07:12,264 Shawntelle, the one who does my locks. 157 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,888 I told you about her. 158 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:15,846 Six kids, one has Down syndrome, 159 00:07:15,848 --> 00:07:18,763 no baby daddy, set of twins on the way? 160 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:20,888 You're giving away all our baby stuff? 161 00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,472 What, you think I can get money for it? 162 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:24,138 No, I don't think you should be giving away 163 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,763 Gemma's froggy bib or Amy's Little LambLamb. 164 00:07:26,765 --> 00:07:29,347 Well, I saved all of their favorite stuff. 165 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,930 Plus, we need to make room upstairs for the twin beds. 166 00:07:31,932 --> 00:07:33,981 Twin beds? V, they're not ready for that. 167 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:35,710 They're tiny little squishy babies. 168 00:07:35,713 --> 00:07:38,347 They're not, Kev. They're four years old. 169 00:07:38,349 --> 00:07:40,876 Amy can pick up her toddler bed and bench it. 170 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:44,043 Plus, we don't need to be holding on to old baby shit 171 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,890 when we're done having babies. 172 00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:50,389 Done having babies? 173 00:07:50,391 --> 00:07:51,789 You said we were gonna 174 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:53,721 talk about that down the line. 175 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,888 Sure, we're gonna talk about it down the line. 176 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:58,546 Of course we will, but not 177 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:00,137 when I'm late to open, okay? 178 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,680 Okay, let's just say, 179 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,721 upon talking about it down the line, 180 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:07,179 we decide to have loads more babies. 181 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,028 Kev, we don't have room for all this shit 182 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,514 in this small-ass house. 183 00:08:10,516 --> 00:08:12,347 If you want to pick out five items 184 00:08:12,349 --> 00:08:14,054 for sentimental reasons, fine, 185 00:08:14,057 --> 00:08:15,596 but the rest is going to Shawntelle. 186 00:08:15,599 --> 00:08:18,221 Five total or-or-or five per daughter? 187 00:08:18,224 --> 00:08:19,596 I don't care! 188 00:08:30,932 --> 00:08:33,055 Fiona? 189 00:08:33,057 --> 00:08:34,680 Fiona, are you in there? 190 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:37,430 Open up! 191 00:08:37,432 --> 00:08:39,930 Come on. 192 00:08:39,932 --> 00:08:41,514 I'll take your door off! 193 00:08:41,516 --> 00:08:44,389 No, hang on. 194 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,721 I'm coming. 195 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,555 Holy shit. 196 00:08:58,557 --> 00:09:00,805 - It's fine. - Your face! 197 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:03,195 - This is not fine, Fiona! - I'm fine. 198 00:09:03,198 --> 00:09:04,301 I'm fine. 199 00:09:04,304 --> 00:09:05,846 You need stitches. 200 00:09:05,848 --> 00:09:06,913 What happened to you? 201 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:07,872 It's nothing. 202 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:09,972 It was a... car accident. 203 00:09:09,974 --> 00:09:12,430 You got into a car accident? 204 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:14,264 Oh, my God, are you okay? 205 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:15,432 Fiona! 206 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,097 Why didn't you call us? 207 00:09:19,099 --> 00:09:21,328 We had no idea that you were in a car accident. 208 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:23,726 We just thought you stood Ian up because you were pissed. 209 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,846 Oh, my God, Ian. 210 00:09:26,848 --> 00:09:28,180 - Oh, hey. - Oh, my God. 211 00:09:28,182 --> 00:09:29,972 No, no, no. Fiona, hey. 212 00:09:29,974 --> 00:09:31,434 Hey, hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh. 213 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,013 No, no, no, no, no. Come on. 214 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:35,846 You can't sleep. You may have a concussion, okay? 215 00:09:35,848 --> 00:09:37,972 We're gonna get you to a doctor. 216 00:09:37,974 --> 00:09:39,389 Do you know where your car is now? 217 00:09:42,807 --> 00:09:44,013 Come in! 218 00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,325 Hey, what's up? Come help me move. 219 00:09:49,328 --> 00:09:50,273 Where? 220 00:09:50,276 --> 00:09:52,179 My new bachelor pad, where no one'll be. 221 00:09:52,182 --> 00:09:53,888 I'll help you move later. We're supposed to do 222 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:56,264 West Point application prep today, remember? 223 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:58,305 W-wait, can't we at least move some furniture? 224 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,722 We'll start with an ACT practice test, 225 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,622 since you need a minimum score of 28 on that. 226 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,846 West Point requires you to have a 3.75 GPA, 227 00:10:03,848 --> 00:10:05,638 and that's including four years of English, 228 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,473 four years of college-preparatory mathematics, 229 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,472 including algebra, geometry, trigonometry... 230 00:10:09,474 --> 00:10:11,972 Uh, yeah, I've waited 17 years for my own bedroom 231 00:10:11,974 --> 00:10:13,680 that has a door that locks. 232 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:16,138 Liam, you'll proctor for us, won't you? 233 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:18,879 Franny's napping. I'm on my union break. 234 00:10:18,882 --> 00:10:20,638 You just have to hold the stopwatch. 235 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,013 Forty-five minutes for part one, 236 00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:23,180 45 minute for part two, 237 00:10:23,182 --> 00:10:25,609 and 90 minutes for part three. 238 00:10:25,612 --> 00:10:27,313 Can we at least move some furniture first? 239 00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:29,380 We all gotta do things we don't want to do sometimes, 240 00:10:29,382 --> 00:10:31,012 like the 10K I have to run right now 241 00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:33,013 to stay Annapolis-strong. 242 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:34,514 Part one. Go! 243 00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:41,096 Psst, nerd. 244 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,305 What does this word mean? 245 00:10:42,307 --> 00:10:44,888 "Assessment." It's a noun. 246 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:48,638 An evaluation or estimation of someone's ability. 247 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,391 Oh, fuck me. 248 00:10:51,474 --> 00:10:53,888 So what's the plan here? You're shaving me? 249 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,472 Just from the chin down. 250 00:10:55,474 --> 00:10:56,972 I am gonna make you 251 00:10:56,974 --> 00:11:00,264 my adorable little hairless mouse boy. 252 00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:03,264 Unless you'd prefer rat boy. 253 00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:04,472 I'm gonna go mouse. 254 00:11:04,474 --> 00:11:07,846 - Mm. - Yeah. 255 00:11:07,848 --> 00:11:11,305 Aw, thanks for riding this wave with me, Frank. 256 00:11:11,307 --> 00:11:14,064 It is so nice to have company. 257 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,990 - Freak flags must fly high. - Mm-hmm. 258 00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:19,930 Besides, there's nothing you could do to scare me. 259 00:11:19,932 --> 00:11:21,998 I've seen it all, smoked it all, 260 00:11:22,001 --> 00:11:23,805 and handled it all. 261 00:11:23,807 --> 00:11:26,347 Well, you are a mouse boy among men. 262 00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:29,721 What would you be doing right now 263 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,763 if you weren't hanging out with me? 264 00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:33,514 Um... 265 00:11:33,516 --> 00:11:37,389 I like to keep my options open, live life. 266 00:11:37,391 --> 00:11:39,474 Oh, that is so healthy. 267 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,596 Twenty-two years of being a psychotherapist, 268 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:44,873 I don't think I've ever heard anything so healthy. 269 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:47,853 You're a psychotherapist. Uh... 270 00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:49,763 No disrespect, but aren't you a little... 271 00:11:49,765 --> 00:11:51,596 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The best of us 272 00:11:51,598 --> 00:11:54,389 have personal experience with mental illnesses. 273 00:11:54,391 --> 00:11:56,180 That's why we're good at our jobs. 274 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,264 I mean, even Randy. 275 00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:00,430 He's a psychotherapist, 276 00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:02,196 and he has boundary issues. 277 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,222 That's why he's in my bathroom right now. 278 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,382 Ingrid... 279 00:12:05,384 --> 00:12:07,180 Jesus fucking Christ, man! 280 00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:09,150 I told you that that key was for emergencies. 281 00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:10,975 You are now violating our agreement! 282 00:12:10,978 --> 00:12:12,222 - I-I... - Violator. 283 00:12:12,224 --> 00:12:14,006 I think this is an emergency, Ingrid. 284 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:15,513 I heard tobogganing 285 00:12:15,516 --> 00:12:16,555 at four in the morning. 286 00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,001 Now you're blowing off work, 287 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,804 and you're clearly not taking your meds. 288 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,931 My first patient isn't until 1 p.m. 289 00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:23,663 Do you not think that's a little irresponsible 290 00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:25,972 to counsel others when you have not taken your meds? 291 00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:27,430 Oh, you don't think it's irresponsible 292 00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:29,472 for you to neglect your patients 293 00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:32,596 so that you can micromanage my mental illness? 294 00:12:32,598 --> 00:12:33,837 I'm Frank, by the way. 295 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,305 Stay out of this, Frank. You have no idea 296 00:12:35,307 --> 00:12:36,763 what you're getting yourself into. 297 00:12:36,765 --> 00:12:38,907 Hey, this has a cycle, see? 298 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:40,596 Super fun at the beginning. 299 00:12:40,598 --> 00:12:42,721 Stay up all night. It's great. 300 00:12:42,723 --> 00:12:44,680 But by tonight, 301 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,391 things will be very rough. 302 00:12:47,765 --> 00:12:50,689 Ingy, Ingy, honey, 303 00:12:50,692 --> 00:12:52,540 you just got out of the psych ward, sweetie. 304 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:53,748 You need your medications. 305 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,795 I am missing my life, Randy. 306 00:12:55,798 --> 00:12:57,222 I am missing it! 307 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,638 And besides, 308 00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,930 Frank loves me 309 00:12:59,932 --> 00:13:01,555 just as I am. 310 00:13:01,557 --> 00:13:03,013 - I do. - He does. 311 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:06,735 You can find your way out... R-Randall? 312 00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:08,888 It's Randy. 313 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,140 Randy. 314 00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:16,057 Give it up. 315 00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:24,972 Here you go. RAV4, right? 316 00:13:24,974 --> 00:13:26,514 Oh, my God. 317 00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:28,264 This car is totaled! 318 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,516 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 319 00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,638 Insurance will cover a hit-and-run. 320 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,013 Y-you have insurance, right? 321 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,430 Did you call the police? 322 00:13:37,432 --> 00:13:39,680 Did you file an accident report? 323 00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:41,682 You gotta find whoever did this, Fiona. 324 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,055 I did it. 325 00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:47,598 You did what? 326 00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:53,305 I did this. I was... 327 00:13:53,307 --> 00:13:55,138 drunk, and I didn't call the police 328 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,097 'cause I was drunk. 329 00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:59,222 You were driving drunk? 330 00:13:59,224 --> 00:14:01,557 The hell is going on with you? 331 00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:04,680 It's adult shit, okay? 332 00:14:04,682 --> 00:14:05,596 Fuck that. 333 00:14:05,598 --> 00:14:07,430 I'm not a kid. 334 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:09,557 I have a kid. 335 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,097 All right, fine. 336 00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:15,680 Uh... 337 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,680 the zoning fell through 338 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,264 on my old-age home yesterday, 339 00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:22,181 which means I got Max Whitford stalking me 340 00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:24,230 for $25K, 341 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:28,305 or else I lose my entire $100K investment, 342 00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:30,596 which fucks me, 'cause... 343 00:14:30,598 --> 00:14:32,930 without an immediate profit off that, 344 00:14:32,932 --> 00:14:35,559 I actually cannot afford 345 00:14:35,562 --> 00:14:39,472 my first and second mortgages on my apartment building, 346 00:14:39,474 --> 00:14:42,462 and that means I'm gonna have to sell 347 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,932 my building. 348 00:14:46,557 --> 00:14:49,347 Also, it turns out that Ford's married. 349 00:14:49,349 --> 00:14:51,171 Yeah. 350 00:14:51,174 --> 00:14:53,707 I found that out right before I totaled this car, 351 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:57,055 which is gonna cost thousands to fix. 352 00:14:57,057 --> 00:15:02,055 So that on top of the $1,800 that... 353 00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:05,473 I just spent at the ER and the $500 354 00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:08,305 that this tow place just charged me 355 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,013 means I'm so far up shit's creek, 356 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,682 I don't even have lunch money. 357 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:18,965 And I'm such a fucking piece of shit 358 00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:22,013 that I forgot my own brother was going to prison. 359 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,972 So what you're saying is, 360 00:15:25,974 --> 00:15:27,638 you've had a shitty couple days. 361 00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:33,596 Yeah, I know, right? 362 00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,474 It's gonna be okay, Fiona. 363 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:40,222 It's gonna be okay. 364 00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:42,264 Yeah? 365 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:44,055 You got a spare... 366 00:15:44,057 --> 00:15:46,930 $25K lying around? 367 00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:48,906 No. 368 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:50,845 But I got a friend who might be able 369 00:15:50,848 --> 00:15:52,640 to help us out with the car, at least. 370 00:15:54,615 --> 00:15:56,514 ? I'm a little teapot ? 371 00:15:56,516 --> 00:15:58,555 ? Short and stout ? 372 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,555 ? Here is my handle ? 373 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:02,549 ? Here's my spout ? 374 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,711 - ? When I see the teacups ? - _ 375 00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:06,430 ? Hear me shout ? 376 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,957 ? Tip me up and pour me out ? 377 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,013 There you go. 378 00:16:11,015 --> 00:16:13,013 No way. 379 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,846 Aw! 380 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,682 Talk-a-bear? 381 00:16:17,723 --> 00:16:19,932 That monster threw out Talk-a-bear. 382 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,684 Hi, Amy and Gemma. 383 00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:25,281 This is Daddy, and we're talking 384 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,222 into our Talk-a-bear. 385 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:29,888 Can you say "Daddy"? 386 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,638 - "Daddy." - Doggy. 387 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,389 That's "doggy." Woof, woof. 388 00:16:33,391 --> 00:16:34,932 Dada. 389 00:16:41,307 --> 00:16:42,930 Yeah, who is it? 390 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,846 V's friend Shawntelle. 391 00:16:44,848 --> 00:16:46,721 You must be Kevin. 392 00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,013 Nope, wrong house. 393 00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:52,138 Well, this is 2113 North Wallace, ain't it? 394 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:54,680 No parlez anglais! 395 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:57,430 - Go away! - V told me she had some cribs 396 00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:59,680 and six bags of baby stuff for me. 397 00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:01,557 I borrowed a truck. 398 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,621 V and Kevin are dead! 399 00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,055 What? 400 00:17:11,057 --> 00:17:12,596 That's right! 401 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,888 I murdered them! 402 00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:18,138 Yeah, there's blood everywhere. 403 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,596 And you're next, Shawntelle. 404 00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:22,763 Ruh-rar-ar-ar-ar-ar! 405 00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:25,055 Yeah, that's a chain saw! 406 00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:35,221 Whoa. 407 00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:37,015 Look at this! 408 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,182 This is... impressive. 409 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,472 Oh, look at you. 410 00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:47,805 You sexy librarian, you. 411 00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:49,555 You think these are hot, 412 00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:51,805 wait till I put on my sexy 413 00:17:51,807 --> 00:17:53,555 therapist blazer 414 00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:56,968 and use Randy's prescription pad 415 00:17:56,971 --> 00:18:01,055 to write you 200 milligrams of Wellbutrin. 416 00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:02,609 Excellent. 417 00:18:02,612 --> 00:18:05,187 Excellent. How long's this gonna take? 418 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:07,555 Uh, I got three patients. 419 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,734 - Fifty minutes a session. - Jesus. 420 00:18:09,737 --> 00:18:12,473 People have 50 minutes of shit to whine about? 421 00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:14,193 You know, there's a Starbucks right on the corner. 422 00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:15,696 Why don't you just go ahead and hang out there 423 00:18:15,698 --> 00:18:17,197 - for three hours or something? - No, I don't want to be 424 00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:19,762 away from you that long. Can't I hide here and watch? 425 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,999 Oh, no. 426 00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:23,520 No, no, you-you won't even know I'm here. 427 00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:25,763 I will be quiet 428 00:18:25,765 --> 00:18:27,723 as a hairless mouse. 429 00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,848 Oof. Yikes. 430 00:18:33,516 --> 00:18:34,638 So what do you think? 431 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,264 Can you hook us up, Farhad? 432 00:18:47,182 --> 00:18:48,640 What'd he say? 433 00:18:48,643 --> 00:18:50,762 He's gonna strip it, give you 600 bucks for parts, 434 00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:52,430 and then we'll dump it in the weeds 435 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,921 behind that empty lot off 16 and Michigan. 436 00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:57,222 Take the cops, like, a week to find it back there. 437 00:18:57,224 --> 00:18:58,743 And then you just contact your insurance company, 438 00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:01,180 tell them it was stolen, and they'll pay off your lease. 439 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,320 Really? 440 00:19:02,323 --> 00:19:03,766 Yeah, we do it all the time. 441 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,430 Issa! Abdul! 442 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,097 All right, go. 443 00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,472 Go do whatever you're gonna do today. 444 00:19:15,474 --> 00:19:16,472 You sure? 445 00:19:16,474 --> 00:19:18,389 Yeah, I'm just gonna 446 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,930 be here... 447 00:19:19,932 --> 00:19:22,222 ...being a felon. 448 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,180 - Maybe I should hang out. - Nah, go. 449 00:19:30,182 --> 00:19:33,389 I'm gonna get my 600 bucks, 450 00:19:33,391 --> 00:19:35,846 head over to Patsy's, list my building online. 451 00:19:35,848 --> 00:19:38,609 Go. You got better shit to do today. 452 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,057 Okay. I'll see you later. 453 00:19:42,429 --> 00:19:44,053 Hey, Farhad, what are you doing today? 454 00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:45,679 - Pretty busy, actually, with... - No, you're not. 455 00:19:45,681 --> 00:19:47,472 I'll be back for you in three hours. 456 00:19:54,432 --> 00:19:56,328 Why are you at your desk this week, 457 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:58,263 Dr. Jones? You're always in your chair. 458 00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,890 Yeah. 459 00:19:59,893 --> 00:20:02,289 It seems to bother you that I'm not in my chair. 460 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:07,721 Let's, um... let's talk about that. Why? 461 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:10,180 It's just, I don't like when things change suddenly. 462 00:20:10,183 --> 00:20:12,137 Ah, because of your mother. 463 00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:14,680 Yes. 464 00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:17,721 Yeah. 465 00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:19,472 Yeah, she's the reason that I have 466 00:20:19,474 --> 00:20:21,700 body dysmorphia and can't get out of bed. 467 00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:23,930 Oh. 468 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,489 Do you know she even lords it over me 469 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,039 that she pays for this therapy... 470 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:28,849 ...at $275 an hour? 471 00:20:28,851 --> 00:20:31,055 Mm. 472 00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:33,222 Um, 473 00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:36,680 let's just talk some more about that body dysmorphia. 474 00:20:36,682 --> 00:20:38,472 Tell me about that. 475 00:20:38,474 --> 00:20:41,305 Well, it's my head. It is... 476 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,055 disproportionately large. 477 00:20:43,057 --> 00:20:45,138 Yes! 478 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,846 Um... 479 00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:49,055 Jesus Christ, did I get any right? 480 00:20:49,057 --> 00:20:50,070 You know what? 481 00:20:50,073 --> 00:20:51,304 Who cares about scores? 482 00:20:51,307 --> 00:20:52,499 This is just a tool to see 483 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,887 where your strengths and your weaknesses lie. 484 00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:56,680 But what was my score, though? 485 00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:59,429 Think you got a couple of them right... maybe. 486 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,633 You know, it doesn't matter. 487 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,919 Now we know that we need to brush up 488 00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:03,835 on comp lit, algebra, geometry, 489 00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:05,514 trigonometry, U.S. history, government, 490 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:06,846 and reading comprehension. 491 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,264 Well, that's, like, all the subjects. 492 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,187 Liam will help us. Won't you, Liam? 493 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,762 Let's start with the Bob books. 494 00:21:11,765 --> 00:21:14,382 "Bob has a dog. Pat likes cats." 495 00:21:14,385 --> 00:21:16,239 I love those books. 496 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,097 He's not kidding. 497 00:21:18,099 --> 00:21:21,540 So Fiona didn't blow Ian off because she was pissed at him. 498 00:21:21,543 --> 00:21:23,082 She got into a fucking car accident. 499 00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:24,476 That's why she didn't show! 500 00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:27,096 - Wait, is she okay? - No, it's really bad. 501 00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:28,514 She totaled her car, 502 00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:29,721 and she broke her wrist, 503 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:30,888 she's nonstop ugly-crying, 504 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,093 and I've never seen her this bad before. 505 00:21:33,096 --> 00:21:35,929 And wait, Ford is married and has a whole other family 506 00:21:35,932 --> 00:21:37,180 and life and a bunch of kids in Chicago. 507 00:21:37,182 --> 00:21:38,888 - Wait, wait, wait, what? - Motherfucker! 508 00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:40,305 And now Fiona has to sell her building today 509 00:21:40,307 --> 00:21:41,721 because she doesn't have money for lunch. 510 00:21:41,723 --> 00:21:43,184 Okay, Debs, where is she now? 511 00:21:43,187 --> 00:21:44,763 I don't know. We were dealing with the car. 512 00:21:44,765 --> 00:21:45,930 She said she could handle it. 513 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:47,097 What, and you left her? 514 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,390 What was I supposed to do? 515 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:50,037 She said she's fine. She's going to Patsy's. 516 00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:51,055 All right, fine. You tag out. 517 00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:52,349 I'm gonna go find Fiona, all right? 518 00:21:52,351 --> 00:21:54,305 And I'll handle Ford. 519 00:21:57,474 --> 00:21:59,222 Oh, God. 520 00:21:59,225 --> 00:22:01,348 That was so hot. 521 00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:03,888 Okay, now it's your turn. 522 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,124 - I'm gonna get under the desk. - What? 523 00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:08,929 Yeah, yeah, just tell my next patient I'm out sick. 524 00:22:08,932 --> 00:22:10,763 It's not hard. It's not hard. 525 00:22:10,765 --> 00:22:13,305 All you're gonna do is listen and nod. 526 00:22:13,307 --> 00:22:14,721 Now, if you get in a jam, 527 00:22:14,723 --> 00:22:16,222 you just repeat back what they said 528 00:22:16,224 --> 00:22:17,555 in an empathetic tone. 529 00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:25,570 Shit. 530 00:22:25,573 --> 00:22:27,473 Debbie told you? 531 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,097 Yeah, course she told me. 532 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,180 - Fuck, you okay? - I'm fine. 533 00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:32,680 Debbie thinks you're gonna kill yourself. 534 00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:34,596 I'm fine. 535 00:22:34,598 --> 00:22:36,281 You know, nine stitches, 536 00:22:36,284 --> 00:22:38,637 no concussion, 537 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,638 wrist'll take eight weeks, 538 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,723 but I'll be fine. 539 00:22:44,391 --> 00:22:45,930 Why are you in a suit? 540 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,474 Oh, Brad's baby's getting christened. 541 00:22:49,932 --> 00:22:51,328 But, you know, I can skip it. 542 00:22:51,331 --> 00:22:52,662 You know, let's figure this out. 543 00:22:52,665 --> 00:22:53,763 I mean, how deep are you in the hole? 544 00:22:53,765 --> 00:22:56,430 No need. I listed my building. 545 00:22:56,432 --> 00:22:59,055 There's gonna be an open house at 1 p.m. 546 00:22:59,057 --> 00:23:00,770 You don't have to do that, though. 547 00:23:00,773 --> 00:23:02,057 I want to sell it. 548 00:23:05,474 --> 00:23:07,015 Give me that. 549 00:23:14,598 --> 00:23:17,055 So how was Ian 550 00:23:17,057 --> 00:23:18,596 when you dropped him off at prison? 551 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:19,805 Was he upset? 552 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:22,305 No. 553 00:23:22,307 --> 00:23:24,805 No, he was okay. 554 00:23:24,807 --> 00:23:27,472 You know, he stayed strong. Yeah. 555 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,930 I'm gonna get up there first visiting hours I can. 556 00:23:30,932 --> 00:23:32,888 You got a hell of a good excuse. 557 00:23:32,890 --> 00:23:35,430 All right? He'll be cool. 558 00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:52,055 Debbie. 559 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,555 Who's he? 560 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,807 Farhad. 561 00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:57,430 What's going on? 562 00:23:57,432 --> 00:23:59,242 Nothing. 563 00:23:59,245 --> 00:24:01,930 I just have this giant prick of an asshole 564 00:24:01,932 --> 00:24:03,264 who I'm gonna torture today. 565 00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:04,888 Committed a crime against womanhood 566 00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:06,846 way worse than any of those misogynistic assholes 567 00:24:06,848 --> 00:24:08,846 we hit with welded dicks. 568 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,503 I mean, this guy deserves the fucking works. 569 00:24:11,506 --> 00:24:13,430 Was wondering if you wanted to join us, 570 00:24:13,432 --> 00:24:14,888 for old times' sake? 571 00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:18,013 What kind of torture we talking? 572 00:24:18,015 --> 00:24:20,488 True, brutal, and unrelenting. 573 00:24:20,491 --> 00:24:22,596 - Can we use power tools? - Hmm! 574 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,514 What do you think? Should we start? 575 00:24:32,516 --> 00:24:33,721 Y-yes. 576 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,138 So sorry, Father. 577 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:37,214 Brad, Camille... 578 00:24:37,217 --> 00:24:38,841 Thanks for inviting me today. 579 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:41,180 Yeah. Yeah, man. Worst thing you can do 580 00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:42,956 when you're having a tough time is be alone. 581 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,892 ...responsibility for his training... 582 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,638 Fuck me, that door is heavy. 583 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:51,097 Shit. 584 00:24:51,099 --> 00:24:52,305 Hey! 585 00:24:52,307 --> 00:24:53,596 'Sup, Denis? 586 00:24:53,598 --> 00:24:54,925 Oh, yas, queen. 587 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:57,637 Aunt Gayle, looking good, sister! 588 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,763 You know her? 589 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,472 No, we, um, 590 00:25:00,474 --> 00:25:03,389 hung out at Brad's wedding and we... fucked 591 00:25:03,391 --> 00:25:05,347 - badly. - Oh, shit. 592 00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:07,679 Really, Tami? Twenty minutes late. 593 00:25:07,682 --> 00:25:09,230 Slow your roll, okay? 594 00:25:09,233 --> 00:25:11,660 - There was no parking. - You're the godmother. 595 00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,680 We were about to get my cousin Jennifer to fill in. 596 00:25:13,682 --> 00:25:14,763 Well, I'm here now. 597 00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,222 Let's do this. Hi. 598 00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:19,180 Okay, sorry, Father. Please continue. 599 00:25:19,182 --> 00:25:21,763 Uh, Brad, Camille, 600 00:25:21,765 --> 00:25:24,721 you have asked to have your child baptized. 601 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,652 It will be your responsibility... 602 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,264 Oh, shit. Wait. 603 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:30,347 You guys invited Jabby? 604 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,331 _ 605 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,555 And if we put a six-foot platform here, 606 00:26:18,557 --> 00:26:19,972 so many people would see it... 607 00:26:19,974 --> 00:26:21,055 The foot traffic alone. 608 00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,264 A six-foot platform? 609 00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:24,611 That's too much effort. 610 00:26:24,614 --> 00:26:26,577 Can't we just castrate him with Farhad's goat knife? 611 00:26:26,579 --> 00:26:28,407 Or stone him. In Islam, we bury 612 00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:30,013 adulterers in the earth with their heads sticking out, 613 00:26:30,015 --> 00:26:32,180 - and then we stone them. - No. 614 00:26:32,182 --> 00:26:34,032 We really gotta make this one hurt. 615 00:26:34,035 --> 00:26:36,014 Gotta humiliate this motherfucker. 616 00:26:36,017 --> 00:26:37,347 We can do this. 617 00:26:37,349 --> 00:26:40,222 We are three skilled laborers! 618 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,431 Hands in! 619 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:42,680 - Go, team! - Go, team. 620 00:26:42,682 --> 00:26:43,721 Okay. 621 00:26:43,723 --> 00:26:45,763 - Go, team. - Yes. 622 00:26:48,765 --> 00:26:50,430 Name the three branches of government. 623 00:26:50,432 --> 00:26:52,595 Pentagon, DMV, cops. 624 00:26:52,598 --> 00:26:54,162 Who was the first American president? 625 00:26:54,165 --> 00:26:55,392 Easy. Lincoln. 626 00:26:55,395 --> 00:26:57,221 Who coined the term "domino effect" 627 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,846 to describe the spread of communism? 628 00:26:59,848 --> 00:27:02,596 Oh, Rovey Wade? 629 00:27:02,598 --> 00:27:04,472 Hey, yo, Gallaghers, 630 00:27:04,474 --> 00:27:06,275 how you doing? 631 00:27:06,278 --> 00:27:08,555 And person I've never seen before. 632 00:27:08,557 --> 00:27:11,638 I'm gonna stash some shit in your basement for a while. 633 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,805 It's a secret 634 00:27:12,807 --> 00:27:14,680 from V, so... 635 00:27:14,682 --> 00:27:16,555 - don't tell V, okay? - Uh, yeah. 636 00:27:16,557 --> 00:27:17,805 Why are you saving baby stuff, though? 637 00:27:17,807 --> 00:27:19,097 Aren't the girls, like, four now? 638 00:27:19,099 --> 00:27:21,846 You shut your mouth, Carl. 639 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,264 Next question. 640 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,888 Who was the first American president 641 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:26,833 to serve two nonconsecutive terms? 642 00:27:26,836 --> 00:27:28,084 Oh, fuck if I know. 643 00:27:28,087 --> 00:27:29,389 Grover Cleveland. 644 00:27:29,391 --> 00:27:31,391 Oh, from Sesame Street? 645 00:27:32,474 --> 00:27:33,472 Oh, my God. 646 00:27:33,474 --> 00:27:35,264 I don't understand. 647 00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:38,305 Dr. Jones is just out sick? 648 00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:40,680 Therapists can't do that. 649 00:27:40,682 --> 00:27:43,222 Why not? They get sick, just like us. 650 00:27:43,224 --> 00:27:44,439 Okay, go ahead. 651 00:27:44,442 --> 00:27:46,790 Uh, what's your problem? Tell me quickly. 652 00:27:46,793 --> 00:27:49,305 Sor... s-somewhat quickly. 653 00:27:49,307 --> 00:27:53,222 Not a great week this week. 654 00:27:53,224 --> 00:27:55,138 I couldn't get out of bed yesterday 655 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,616 - because I kept thinking... - Jesus, you too? 656 00:27:56,618 --> 00:27:58,013 What is it with you people? 657 00:27:58,015 --> 00:28:00,888 Get the fuck out of bed. 658 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,868 Well, my ex, Jeremy, 659 00:28:05,871 --> 00:28:08,929 keeps calling me and calling me and calling me, 660 00:28:08,932 --> 00:28:10,579 and I'm trying to have boundaries, 661 00:28:10,582 --> 00:28:13,326 but I also want him to call, which I recognize is crazy. 662 00:28:13,329 --> 00:28:14,540 I just don't know what to do. 663 00:28:14,543 --> 00:28:16,720 Okay, slow down. That's... that's too fast. 664 00:28:16,723 --> 00:28:18,532 Uh, um, 665 00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:22,388 okay, first of all... Jazmin, you're not crazy. 666 00:28:22,391 --> 00:28:24,180 There are crazy people out there. 667 00:28:24,182 --> 00:28:25,264 Um... 668 00:28:25,266 --> 00:28:27,517 I have bipolar depression. 669 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,602 Ah, that's good. 670 00:28:29,605 --> 00:28:30,846 That's good. 671 00:28:30,848 --> 00:28:32,097 Bipolar, yes. 672 00:28:32,099 --> 00:28:33,993 Uh... "bi," 673 00:28:33,996 --> 00:28:36,845 from the Latin meaning "two," 674 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:39,595 meaning half the time, you're kind of interesting, 675 00:28:39,598 --> 00:28:41,845 and the other half, you're not very interesting at all. 676 00:28:41,848 --> 00:28:43,861 Right now, talking about your ex-boyfriend, 677 00:28:43,864 --> 00:28:45,790 you-you're not very interesting. 678 00:28:47,557 --> 00:28:49,888 Give me your phone. 679 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,556 God. 680 00:28:57,559 --> 00:28:59,936 - Does that feel good or what? - No! 681 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,326 That was the new iPhone... 682 00:29:01,329 --> 00:29:02,430 NYP. 683 00:29:02,432 --> 00:29:04,165 That's it. Not your problem. 684 00:29:04,168 --> 00:29:06,805 Get a new phone number so he can't call you anymore. 685 00:29:06,807 --> 00:29:08,478 Get a more flattering haircut. 686 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:10,721 Stop walking around like a sorry sack of shit. 687 00:29:10,723 --> 00:29:11,763 End this now. 688 00:29:11,765 --> 00:29:13,389 You gotta finish it. 689 00:29:13,391 --> 00:29:16,347 - NYP. - Finish it now. 690 00:29:16,349 --> 00:29:18,555 Not my problem. 691 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,472 Wow. 692 00:29:20,474 --> 00:29:23,307 Thank you, Doctor. 693 00:29:28,579 --> 00:29:30,305 What the hell, 694 00:29:30,307 --> 00:29:32,680 Gallagher? Is your phone broken? 695 00:29:32,682 --> 00:29:34,803 Holy shit. What happened to your face? 696 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:37,222 I'm fine. Just a little hit-and-run. 697 00:29:37,224 --> 00:29:39,189 God, that looks... 698 00:29:39,192 --> 00:29:40,638 terrible. 699 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,259 Like, my brain is rejecting 700 00:29:42,262 --> 00:29:44,763 that an otherwise very hot girl can look this bad. 701 00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:46,430 Anyway, I'm late for my spin class, 702 00:29:46,432 --> 00:29:49,055 and your PayPal didn't come through, girl. 703 00:29:49,057 --> 00:29:50,347 Yeah, I... 704 00:29:50,349 --> 00:29:52,805 Tacky to make me come find you. 705 00:29:52,807 --> 00:29:54,032 Selling this place? 706 00:29:54,035 --> 00:29:55,940 Yeah, sorry. I've just been swamped, 707 00:29:55,943 --> 00:29:57,905 and I was in the hospital most of the day yesterday... 708 00:29:57,907 --> 00:29:59,180 Totally get it. No bigs. 709 00:29:59,182 --> 00:30:01,108 Just PayPal me right now. 710 00:30:01,111 --> 00:30:05,264 I'm @maxwhitfordsaysyas. 711 00:30:05,266 --> 00:30:08,222 Y-A-S. 712 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,723 Do you not have the app? 713 00:30:11,307 --> 00:30:13,472 I don't have the $25K. 714 00:30:13,474 --> 00:30:17,097 You don't have $25K? 715 00:30:17,099 --> 00:30:20,264 Who doesn't have $25K? 716 00:30:20,266 --> 00:30:22,545 - Me? - All right, 717 00:30:22,548 --> 00:30:24,014 so borrow it against your portfolio. 718 00:30:24,017 --> 00:30:25,180 Call your guy. 719 00:30:25,182 --> 00:30:27,978 I don't have a guy, Max, 720 00:30:27,981 --> 00:30:29,865 and I got rejected for a loan. 721 00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:31,264 I got nothing. 722 00:30:31,266 --> 00:30:33,888 What about your other properties and investments? 723 00:30:33,890 --> 00:30:35,598 Anything liquid you can unload? 724 00:30:37,974 --> 00:30:39,013 Oh. 725 00:30:39,015 --> 00:30:40,598 Oh, you overleveraged? 726 00:30:44,349 --> 00:30:45,846 You told everybody you could swim, 727 00:30:45,848 --> 00:30:47,266 and now you're drowning? 728 00:30:48,775 --> 00:30:52,305 Yeah, going down like the fucking Titanic. 729 00:30:52,307 --> 00:30:55,347 Oh. 730 00:30:55,349 --> 00:30:57,721 You got anybody you can call? 731 00:30:57,723 --> 00:30:59,930 Uncle, mom, something? 732 00:30:59,932 --> 00:31:03,430 Nobody in my life has that kind of money. 733 00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:05,432 That's why I'm selling this place. 734 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,138 Even if I could, 735 00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:11,972 you just... you're not gonna clear 25 large 736 00:31:11,974 --> 00:31:13,347 in a couple days. 737 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,138 Come on, 738 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:18,329 buyer will need to do due diligence and inspections 739 00:31:18,332 --> 00:31:20,595 and probably try to back out at the end of escrow, 740 00:31:20,598 --> 00:31:22,930 try to fuck you with a lowball offer last-minute. 741 00:31:22,932 --> 00:31:24,546 I mean, you're not gonna have cash in hand 742 00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:26,640 for at least 90 days. 743 00:31:28,224 --> 00:31:29,888 Who's your listing agent? 744 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:32,970 I can't afford you, Max. 745 00:31:32,973 --> 00:31:35,015 Maybe I waive my commission for you. 746 00:31:37,266 --> 00:31:38,721 You'd do that? 747 00:31:38,723 --> 00:31:40,846 Yeah. 748 00:31:40,848 --> 00:31:43,805 I am not as big an asshole as you think I am. 749 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:45,555 Come on. 750 00:31:45,557 --> 00:31:48,097 Pour me some warm chard 751 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,721 and roll out the tour. 752 00:31:49,723 --> 00:31:51,389 I might have a couple possible buyers 753 00:31:51,391 --> 00:31:52,807 interested in a quick sale. 754 00:31:54,932 --> 00:31:56,516 Okay. 755 00:31:57,424 --> 00:31:59,322 - My new chosen career. - I know. 756 00:31:59,361 --> 00:32:01,131 - I think you might be really good at it. - You never can tell. 757 00:32:01,156 --> 00:32:02,390 You headed over to First Monday? 758 00:32:02,415 --> 00:32:04,115 Jesus Christ, Randy! 759 00:32:04,118 --> 00:32:06,347 We're gonna have to put a cowbell on you. 760 00:32:06,349 --> 00:32:08,846 Ingy, First Monday. You haven't forgotten, have you? 761 00:32:08,848 --> 00:32:10,811 No, no, we have not forgotten First Monday. 762 00:32:10,814 --> 00:32:13,680 We're gonna definitely be there... Frank and I. 763 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:16,314 Bet your ass we're gonna be at... First Monday. 764 00:32:16,317 --> 00:32:17,763 Good. We'll see you there. 765 00:32:17,765 --> 00:32:19,763 First what? 766 00:32:19,765 --> 00:32:21,579 Oh, all the therapists in this building 767 00:32:21,582 --> 00:32:23,795 get together on the first Monday of every month. 768 00:32:23,798 --> 00:32:25,180 - Mm. - It's usually, uh, 769 00:32:25,182 --> 00:32:26,939 somebody's birthday or... 770 00:32:26,942 --> 00:32:29,180 You know, it'll be quick. We'll just make an appearance. 771 00:32:29,974 --> 00:32:31,673 Motherfucker! 772 00:32:31,676 --> 00:32:33,296 What? What happ... what? 773 00:32:33,298 --> 00:32:35,305 Are you all right? 774 00:32:35,307 --> 00:32:36,694 Yeah, lock got stuck. 775 00:32:36,697 --> 00:32:38,930 I just got frustrated. You ready? 776 00:32:41,682 --> 00:32:43,728 Jabby! 777 00:32:43,731 --> 00:32:44,812 Hey! 778 00:32:44,815 --> 00:32:46,180 I was hoping you'd be here. 779 00:32:46,182 --> 00:32:47,514 I've been having a lot 780 00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:48,826 of really great sex recently. 781 00:32:48,829 --> 00:32:50,143 - Uh-huh. - Let's go bang one out, 782 00:32:50,145 --> 00:32:51,987 get my average back in the shitter, where it belongs. 783 00:32:51,989 --> 00:32:53,805 Yeah, you know, I could use some fresh puke on my shoes, 784 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:55,430 so that'll be good. 785 00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,638 Who's this guy? 786 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,305 Jason, this is Tami. 787 00:32:58,307 --> 00:33:00,264 Tami, this is my friend Jason. 788 00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:01,846 Lip's my sponsor. 789 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:03,430 Sponsor? 790 00:33:03,432 --> 00:33:05,222 At, uh, AA. 791 00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:06,727 Alcoholics Anonymous. 792 00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:08,596 So you're at this sober? 793 00:33:08,598 --> 00:33:10,941 Yeah. It's nice, right? 794 00:33:10,944 --> 00:33:12,264 It's good juice. 795 00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:13,846 I mixed apple and cran. 796 00:33:13,848 --> 00:33:15,777 What, do you collect weird sidekicks? 797 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,362 What happened to the last one, that little girl with the Afro? 798 00:33:18,365 --> 00:33:20,264 - Her mother took her back. - Hmm. 799 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,816 Yeah, running theme today. 800 00:33:21,819 --> 00:33:23,514 Lost my baby too. 801 00:33:25,099 --> 00:33:26,972 All right. 802 00:33:26,974 --> 00:33:29,051 Okay. 803 00:33:29,054 --> 00:33:31,360 Any of you kids wanna do something fun 804 00:33:31,363 --> 00:33:32,846 with your Auntie Tami? 805 00:33:32,848 --> 00:33:34,721 - Yeah! - Yeah, yeah. 806 00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:37,347 Okay, well, who's never smoked a cigarette before? 807 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,721 - Me! - Oh, you haven't? 808 00:33:38,723 --> 00:33:40,347 Okay, well, the first one's the hardest, 809 00:33:40,349 --> 00:33:41,763 but you guys are gonna be great. Come on. 810 00:33:41,765 --> 00:33:44,191 Follow me. Follow your Auntie Tami. 811 00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:48,759 Well, if you had the time, 812 00:33:48,762 --> 00:33:51,055 you could probably get $425K for it. 813 00:33:51,057 --> 00:33:52,316 That's what I was thinking. 814 00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:55,594 But it would cost you $40K in closing costs, 815 00:33:55,597 --> 00:33:57,680 plus 120-day escrow, 816 00:33:57,682 --> 00:34:00,138 and you don't have that kind of time. 817 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,097 How much is your mortgage? 818 00:34:03,099 --> 00:34:04,222 I've got two. 819 00:34:04,224 --> 00:34:05,735 One is... 820 00:34:05,738 --> 00:34:07,930 What's the total? 821 00:34:07,932 --> 00:34:09,974 $292,000. 822 00:34:11,056 --> 00:34:13,179 All right. 823 00:34:13,182 --> 00:34:15,432 I'll give you $292,000 for it. 824 00:34:17,566 --> 00:34:19,324 - Wait, you want to buy it? - Yeah. 825 00:34:19,327 --> 00:34:22,388 I'll take it off your hands today, in cash, as is, 826 00:34:22,391 --> 00:34:24,805 no inspections, close in 30 days. 827 00:34:24,807 --> 00:34:27,015 Could pay off your mortgages and walk away. 828 00:34:28,474 --> 00:34:30,222 And I'll take care of the $25K 829 00:34:30,224 --> 00:34:33,558 you owe the partnership so you don't default, but... 830 00:34:33,561 --> 00:34:35,888 I'm gonna charge you interest on that. 831 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:38,349 But that-that'll leave me with nothing, Max. 832 00:34:39,643 --> 00:34:42,432 It'll leave you with your credit intact, 833 00:34:42,435 --> 00:34:45,113 and you didn't get foreclosed on. 834 00:34:47,099 --> 00:34:49,848 You're pretty, but I'm not a charity. 835 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:09,596 Wow. 836 00:35:09,598 --> 00:35:12,721 What's all this? 837 00:35:12,723 --> 00:35:15,389 I just love and appreciate my beautiful wife, 838 00:35:15,391 --> 00:35:17,638 the mother to my wonderful children, 839 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,389 and I thought you might like some food 840 00:35:19,391 --> 00:35:21,305 that's slightly... 841 00:35:21,307 --> 00:35:23,138 aphrodisiac-y. 842 00:35:24,932 --> 00:35:26,430 Did you cheat on me? 843 00:35:26,432 --> 00:35:27,555 No. 844 00:35:27,557 --> 00:35:29,596 But I did get you a gift. 845 00:35:33,807 --> 00:35:36,846 I like the shape of the box. Jewelry? 846 00:35:36,848 --> 00:35:38,432 Better. 847 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:42,637 For our future baby. 848 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,222 Our what now? 849 00:35:44,224 --> 00:35:46,138 We should have another baby, V. 850 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:47,596 We always talk, we're gonna have 851 00:35:47,598 --> 00:35:49,180 this conversation down the line, 852 00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:51,055 and down the line is today. 853 00:35:51,057 --> 00:35:53,138 I want another baby. 854 00:36:01,974 --> 00:36:03,555 Yay. 855 00:36:05,057 --> 00:36:08,222 Hooray? Say something. 856 00:36:08,225 --> 00:36:09,633 So much to say. 857 00:36:11,682 --> 00:36:14,888 No. Hell no. Over my dead damn body. 858 00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:16,821 You think I'm fucking getting pregnant again? 859 00:36:16,824 --> 00:36:17,846 You said that we were gonna have 860 00:36:17,848 --> 00:36:19,644 this conversation down the line. 861 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:21,610 That's what women say when they mean no. 862 00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:23,013 Down the line, no. 863 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:25,816 But babies, V. 864 00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:29,222 Baby tushies and-and-and-and baby toesies, 865 00:36:29,224 --> 00:36:32,805 baby mullets and baby fat rolls. 866 00:36:32,807 --> 00:36:34,930 You honestly don't feel anything 867 00:36:34,933 --> 00:36:36,721 when you look at this? 868 00:36:36,723 --> 00:36:38,888 I feel grateful for our two beautiful girls 869 00:36:38,890 --> 00:36:40,097 that we can't put in day care 870 00:36:40,099 --> 00:36:41,930 without committing identity fraud 871 00:36:41,932 --> 00:36:43,763 and making them be the same damn person. 872 00:36:43,765 --> 00:36:46,763 We're too broke to have more kids. 873 00:36:46,765 --> 00:36:48,222 Yes, yes, okay, 874 00:36:48,224 --> 00:36:49,680 but look. 875 00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:53,474 I will do everything. 876 00:36:54,519 --> 00:36:57,430 You just have to be inconvenienced for nine months. 877 00:36:57,432 --> 00:36:59,180 Inconvenienced? 878 00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:02,305 No, Kev. N to the fucking O. 879 00:37:13,974 --> 00:37:16,514 So how long has she been awake, Frank? 880 00:37:16,516 --> 00:37:19,472 Thirty-six, 38 hours. 881 00:37:19,474 --> 00:37:22,180 There's a woman wearing plastic bags, 882 00:37:22,183 --> 00:37:24,514 and no one's talking about it. 883 00:37:24,516 --> 00:37:26,680 It's gonna get really bad really soon... 884 00:37:26,682 --> 00:37:27,846 You know, her symptoms. 885 00:37:27,848 --> 00:37:29,996 I can handle the symptoms, Randy. 886 00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:32,846 Listen, no. Not like this, Frank. 887 00:37:32,848 --> 00:37:35,055 Manic adulations, 888 00:37:35,057 --> 00:37:37,432 violent delusions, insomnia. 889 00:37:39,306 --> 00:37:41,554 Self-harm. 890 00:37:41,557 --> 00:37:43,013 You won't understand her diagnosis, 891 00:37:43,015 --> 00:37:44,418 but in layman's terms, 892 00:37:44,421 --> 00:37:47,097 she's batshit crazy. Look at this. 893 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:50,721 She's stabbed me 14 times over the years. 894 00:37:50,723 --> 00:37:53,347 Every time, she was off her meds. 895 00:37:53,349 --> 00:37:56,180 The switch will go off soon, 896 00:37:56,182 --> 00:37:58,570 and when it does, you won't know what hit you. 897 00:37:58,573 --> 00:38:00,571 Thank you for the FYI, 898 00:38:00,574 --> 00:38:02,015 but I'm a pro. 899 00:38:03,932 --> 00:38:07,305 Well, I wouldn't let myself fall asleep if I were you. 900 00:38:16,777 --> 00:38:18,057 Be safe, all right? 901 00:38:23,432 --> 00:38:26,180 Your super-sad friend had to go, Jabby? 902 00:38:26,182 --> 00:38:28,555 Yeah, he's, uh, headed off to a meeting. 903 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:30,432 Come smoke with me. 904 00:38:34,866 --> 00:38:36,073 There you go. 905 00:38:36,076 --> 00:38:37,159 Thanks. 906 00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:51,555 My family is a lot. 907 00:38:51,557 --> 00:38:53,430 I can't believe you're here voluntarily. 908 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:54,801 Ah, you want to see a lot? 909 00:38:54,804 --> 00:38:56,765 Swing by the Gallagher house sometime. 910 00:39:00,391 --> 00:39:02,389 So last time I saw you, 911 00:39:02,391 --> 00:39:04,680 you asked me to dinner. That offer still good? 912 00:39:06,349 --> 00:39:07,930 What, you want to go on a date now? 913 00:39:07,932 --> 00:39:09,596 Guess so. 914 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:12,138 Fuck me. I mean, I must be really hard up. 915 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:15,514 Come on. I know a great place, loser. 916 00:39:15,516 --> 00:39:17,638 You're driving. 917 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:54,097 Come on, Rusty. Let's roll. 918 00:39:58,890 --> 00:40:00,389 Come on. 919 00:40:10,807 --> 00:40:12,314 Come on, Rusty. Let's go. 920 00:40:14,349 --> 00:40:15,846 What's the matter? 921 00:40:22,682 --> 00:40:24,097 You don't wanna leave? 922 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,763 Ingy? 923 00:40:52,765 --> 00:40:54,180 Motherfucker! 924 00:40:54,182 --> 00:40:56,216 I fell asleep. 925 00:41:01,307 --> 00:41:03,097 Hey. 926 00:41:03,099 --> 00:41:04,846 - What's up? - Hey. 927 00:41:04,848 --> 00:41:07,721 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 928 00:41:07,723 --> 00:41:09,596 I'm just, um, reorganizing my books 929 00:41:09,598 --> 00:41:11,137 by years of publication 930 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:13,305 whi-whi-while learning Italian. 931 00:41:17,981 --> 00:41:20,013 Neat. I-I heard a, uh... 932 00:41:20,015 --> 00:41:21,763 A big crash in here. Did something break? 933 00:41:21,765 --> 00:41:23,222 - Oh, no, no, no. - No? 934 00:41:23,224 --> 00:41:25,596 No, I, uh... I made a snack over there, 935 00:41:25,598 --> 00:41:28,099 if-if that's to which you are referring. 936 00:41:29,349 --> 00:41:30,972 Uh... 937 00:41:30,975 --> 00:41:33,181 maybe it's time for us to get some shuteye. 938 00:41:33,184 --> 00:41:34,264 Oh, no, no, no, no. 939 00:41:34,266 --> 00:41:36,055 I c... I can't abandon my project. 940 00:41:36,057 --> 00:41:37,555 That is a fool's game. 941 00:41:37,557 --> 00:41:39,846 Winners finish projects. 942 00:41:39,848 --> 00:41:41,472 Honey, do you feel all right? 943 00:41:41,474 --> 00:41:43,981 You know, I made a savory snack. 944 00:41:43,984 --> 00:41:46,996 A nice big piece of Brie with some crackers. 945 00:41:46,999 --> 00:41:48,124 You want some? 946 00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:52,145 Uh, I'm okay, but thanks. 947 00:41:57,099 --> 00:41:58,805 Eat the Brie. 948 00:42:00,974 --> 00:42:03,153 So one older, two younger. 949 00:42:03,156 --> 00:42:05,097 I'm the almost-middle. 950 00:42:05,099 --> 00:42:07,180 Someone's got to be the problem child, right? 951 00:42:07,182 --> 00:42:08,805 Are you that one in your family? 952 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:12,222 All Gallaghers are problem children. 953 00:42:12,224 --> 00:42:14,305 This is spicy as hell. 954 00:42:14,307 --> 00:42:16,958 I told you. Arturo knows what's up. 955 00:42:16,961 --> 00:42:17,981 Yeah. 956 00:42:18,973 --> 00:42:21,054 Anyway, 957 00:42:21,057 --> 00:42:22,763 that's what I like about doing hair. 958 00:42:22,765 --> 00:42:25,055 You can change it. Grows back. 959 00:42:25,057 --> 00:42:26,555 Hair is never the problem child. 960 00:42:28,391 --> 00:42:29,972 You got a job? 961 00:42:29,974 --> 00:42:31,846 Yeah, I, uh, fix bikes. 962 00:42:31,848 --> 00:42:33,083 You know, over at Born Free. 963 00:42:33,086 --> 00:42:35,325 - Mm, that's right, with Brad. - Yeah. 964 00:42:35,328 --> 00:42:37,721 You know I totally thought he was gay when I first met him? 965 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,430 Actually, I did too. 966 00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:40,598 Mm. 967 00:42:42,265 --> 00:42:45,263 B-T-dubs, all the women in my family 968 00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:47,575 die of ovarian cancer by the time they're 50, 969 00:42:47,578 --> 00:42:49,805 so I'm only on this Earth for another 25 years or so. 970 00:42:49,808 --> 00:42:51,325 Oh. 971 00:42:51,328 --> 00:42:53,763 That's a pretty intense first date factoid. 972 00:42:53,765 --> 00:42:56,180 Well, gotta take life by the balls. 973 00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:57,266 I agree. 974 00:43:00,419 --> 00:43:03,222 Want to try and fuck me properly this time? 975 00:43:03,224 --> 00:43:05,264 - What, like now? - Yeah. 976 00:43:06,723 --> 00:43:09,097 Yeah. 977 00:43:09,293 --> 00:43:11,105 _ 978 00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:24,097 Ugh. 979 00:43:31,807 --> 00:43:33,555 Mm. 980 00:43:33,557 --> 00:43:34,736 Cheers. 981 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,638 We did it. 982 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,972 Crushed it. 983 00:44:04,974 --> 00:44:06,305 Such craftsmanship. 984 00:44:06,307 --> 00:44:08,138 Shall we add the cherry on top? 985 00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:09,930 - Oh, yeah. - Got the Taser right here. 986 00:44:09,932 --> 00:44:11,514 I got the pulley. 987 00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:21,472 Fucking A. 988 00:44:21,474 --> 00:44:23,972 Let's roll. 989 00:44:23,974 --> 00:44:25,798 So there's a loophole for West Point. 990 00:44:25,801 --> 00:44:27,222 It's there in the fine print. 991 00:44:27,224 --> 00:44:28,721 If your academics are not up to snuff, 992 00:44:28,723 --> 00:44:30,179 you can submit a personal statement 993 00:44:30,182 --> 00:44:31,180 explaining that you've had hardships 994 00:44:31,182 --> 00:44:32,930 in the classroom or at home. 995 00:44:32,932 --> 00:44:34,161 Kelly, I'm tired. 996 00:44:34,164 --> 00:44:35,731 Okay, what's been difficult about your life? 997 00:44:35,733 --> 00:44:37,669 Just ballpark. 998 00:44:37,672 --> 00:44:40,419 Was growing up on the South Side rough? 999 00:44:40,422 --> 00:44:41,731 No, it's awesome here. 1000 00:44:41,734 --> 00:44:44,262 Come on, Carl, try. I want you to get in. 1001 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:45,514 - Why? - Because I want my boyfriend 1002 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,972 to be West Point, Cadet. 1003 00:44:46,974 --> 00:44:48,391 Wait, I'm your boyfriend? 1004 00:44:49,765 --> 00:44:51,305 Gross. 1005 00:44:51,307 --> 00:44:53,575 Yes. 1006 00:44:53,578 --> 00:44:56,160 So this is called the Adverse Childhood Experience Study. 1007 00:44:56,163 --> 00:44:57,763 All you have to do is answer yes or no, 1008 00:44:57,765 --> 00:44:59,138 and you get a point for every fucked-up thing 1009 00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:00,680 that you've lived through. 1010 00:45:00,682 --> 00:45:02,145 Okay. 1011 00:45:02,148 --> 00:45:03,919 Before your 18th birthday, 1012 00:45:03,922 --> 00:45:05,705 did a parent or other adult in the household 1013 00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:08,972 often or very often swear at you, insult you, 1014 00:45:08,974 --> 00:45:11,721 put you down, or humiliate you? 1015 00:45:11,723 --> 00:45:12,846 Yes. 1016 00:45:12,848 --> 00:45:14,013 Oh, which one? 1017 00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:15,721 All four. 1018 00:45:15,723 --> 00:45:17,264 That's four points, Carl. 1019 00:45:17,266 --> 00:45:19,430 Finally, a test he does well on. 1020 00:45:19,432 --> 00:45:21,555 Uh, before your 18th birthday, 1021 00:45:21,557 --> 00:45:23,680 did you live with anyone who was a problem drinker, 1022 00:45:23,682 --> 00:45:25,972 alcoholic, or used street drugs? 1023 00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:28,138 Yes. Also, I abused 1024 00:45:28,140 --> 00:45:30,222 and sold street drugs myself. 1025 00:45:30,224 --> 00:45:32,138 Wow. 1026 00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:34,347 Okay, great. That's two points. 1027 00:45:34,349 --> 00:45:36,013 Uh, before your 18th birthday, 1028 00:45:36,015 --> 00:45:38,430 was a biological parent ever lost to you 1029 00:45:38,432 --> 00:45:41,138 through divorce, abandonment, or death? 1030 00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:42,721 Yeah, all three. 1031 00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:46,638 Carl, you've had tremendous hardships! 1032 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,264 We-we can write the shit out of this personal essay! 1033 00:45:49,266 --> 00:45:51,301 They're gonna beg you to go to West Point. 1034 00:45:51,304 --> 00:45:53,805 Oh, and I also microwaved a bunny once too. 1035 00:45:53,807 --> 00:45:55,805 Excellent. 1036 00:46:03,474 --> 00:46:05,055 Almo... 1037 00:46:05,057 --> 00:46:08,638 V... ah! 1038 00:46:22,807 --> 00:46:24,349 So? 1039 00:46:28,848 --> 00:46:30,224 Eh. 1040 00:46:31,597 --> 00:46:33,762 "Eh"? 1041 00:46:33,765 --> 00:46:35,596 Like, a... 1042 00:46:35,598 --> 00:46:37,846 - six out of ten. - What? 1043 00:46:37,848 --> 00:46:40,680 I-I need a breakdown of that scorecard. 1044 00:46:40,682 --> 00:46:42,972 I mean, where-where did I lose points on this? 1045 00:46:42,974 --> 00:46:45,736 Well, it wasn't jabby, 1046 00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:48,972 per se, but it was fairly thrust-y. 1047 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:51,680 - What? - Thrust, 1048 00:46:51,682 --> 00:46:54,024 thrust, thrust. You have to rotate. 1049 00:46:54,027 --> 00:46:55,900 Yeah, well, I'd do a hell of a lot better 1050 00:46:55,903 --> 00:46:57,638 if we were in an actual bed. 1051 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,222 I mean, this is, what, the smallest car in America? 1052 00:47:00,224 --> 00:47:02,472 I mean, I'm cramping up. 1053 00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:04,846 Did the cavemen have beds? No. 1054 00:47:04,848 --> 00:47:06,721 Did Tarzan? 1055 00:47:06,723 --> 00:47:08,347 Did that pro surfer I dated? 1056 00:47:08,349 --> 00:47:09,680 All right, that's it. 1057 00:47:09,682 --> 00:47:11,222 That's it. We're going again, 1058 00:47:11,224 --> 00:47:12,900 all right, and I'm not letting you 1059 00:47:12,903 --> 00:47:14,805 out of this car until I get a ten. 1060 00:47:14,807 --> 00:47:16,222 This is my car, punk. 1061 00:47:16,224 --> 00:47:17,930 Hey, I don't care how long this takes. 1062 00:47:17,932 --> 00:47:19,923 Okay, well, wake me when it's over. 1063 00:47:19,926 --> 00:47:21,138 All right. 1064 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:24,846 Oh, God. Oh! 1065 00:47:26,723 --> 00:47:29,846 Evening, my nightcap-swigging brethren. 1066 00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:31,846 I'll take a Jamie, double-double. 1067 00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,972 Heavy, heavy pour. 1068 00:47:36,266 --> 00:47:38,286 Rocks or neat? 1069 00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:40,555 Well, Jesus, when you say it like that, neither. 1070 00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:42,013 What's wrong with you? 1071 00:47:42,015 --> 00:47:43,555 Troubles with the lady. 1072 00:47:43,557 --> 00:47:46,763 Oh, yeah? Me too, Kev. 1073 00:47:46,765 --> 00:47:48,680 Since when do you have a lady, Frank? 1074 00:47:48,682 --> 00:47:51,692 Well, it's fairly recent, but we're going strong. 1075 00:47:51,695 --> 00:47:54,887 She does run a bit hot in terms of mental illness, 1076 00:47:54,890 --> 00:47:56,721 so I had to step out, take some me time 1077 00:47:56,723 --> 00:47:59,596 while she gets her fire danger level 1078 00:47:59,598 --> 00:48:02,055 from "catastrophic" to "low-moderate," 1079 00:48:02,057 --> 00:48:03,972 but damn... 1080 00:48:03,974 --> 00:48:05,638 her blaze 1081 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,514 is a glorious thing to behold. 1082 00:48:08,516 --> 00:48:10,972 You didn't answer me, so... 1083 00:48:10,974 --> 00:48:12,930 I made it neat. 1084 00:48:15,765 --> 00:48:18,497 Haven't seen him like this since that... 1085 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,900 sports team lost the thing I don't care about. 1086 00:48:20,903 --> 00:48:23,596 Yeah, he wants another baby. 1087 00:48:23,598 --> 00:48:25,305 But V said no, shut him down. 1088 00:48:25,308 --> 00:48:26,841 Hey, Kev, I can get you another baby. 1089 00:48:26,844 --> 00:48:28,338 What are you willing to spend? 1090 00:48:28,341 --> 00:48:29,805 What? 1091 00:48:29,807 --> 00:48:31,888 There's always an extra Gallagher at my house. 1092 00:48:31,890 --> 00:48:33,389 Give you two for one. 1093 00:48:34,932 --> 00:48:36,180 You know what, Frank? 1094 00:48:41,057 --> 00:48:43,930 God, I'm so sad, I can't even tell off Frank. 1095 00:48:54,794 --> 00:48:57,555 Wow, you actually came back. 1096 00:48:57,557 --> 00:48:59,472 What do you mean? Of course I came back. 1097 00:48:59,474 --> 00:49:01,264 What the hell happened to her? 1098 00:49:01,266 --> 00:49:02,805 Thorazine. Had to be done. 1099 00:49:02,807 --> 00:49:05,763 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1100 00:49:05,765 --> 00:49:07,055 Ingrid! 1101 00:49:07,057 --> 00:49:08,978 Ingrid, are you there? 1102 00:49:08,981 --> 00:49:10,930 - Hello. - I had to dose her, 1103 00:49:10,932 --> 00:49:12,611 Frank. She was a danger to herself. 1104 00:49:12,614 --> 00:49:14,347 Come on. No, babe, come on. 1105 00:49:14,349 --> 00:49:16,181 Let's go take a cold shower. 1106 00:49:16,184 --> 00:49:17,700 Come on. 1107 00:49:17,703 --> 00:49:20,243 Frank, Frank. You came back. 1108 00:49:20,246 --> 00:49:22,347 You're better than most, I'll give you that, 1109 00:49:22,349 --> 00:49:24,055 but you can clock out now. 1110 00:49:24,057 --> 00:49:26,067 Thorazine's gonna level her out. 1111 00:49:26,070 --> 00:49:27,595 She's not gonna remember most of this, 1112 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:28,805 which is for the best. 1113 00:49:28,807 --> 00:49:31,555 How is it for the best, Randy? 1114 00:49:31,557 --> 00:49:32,934 She's drooling. 1115 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:36,097 Frank, 19 years, I've been with this woman. 1116 00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:38,972 The only thing more constant than this happening 1117 00:49:38,974 --> 00:49:41,932 is me being there at the end of it to pick her up. 1118 00:49:43,099 --> 00:49:44,932 So you can clock out now. 1119 00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:17,472 Hi, Carl! 1120 00:50:17,474 --> 00:50:19,755 Hi, Liam! 1121 00:50:19,758 --> 00:50:23,122 Hi, stranger! Oh! Stranger danger! 1122 00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:24,534 You've met her before. This is Kelly. 1123 00:50:24,536 --> 00:50:26,055 What the hell are you doing? 1124 00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:29,783 I'm throwing myself a little welcome-home party. 1125 00:50:29,786 --> 00:50:31,472 Wait, you're moving back in? 1126 00:50:31,474 --> 00:50:33,555 - She's back? - Guess so. 1127 00:50:33,557 --> 00:50:36,472 Try to get this fucking beef 1128 00:50:36,474 --> 00:50:38,514 in the oven. 1129 00:50:38,516 --> 00:50:40,680 You gotta get in there, beef! 1130 00:50:40,682 --> 00:50:41,930 Get in there. 1131 00:50:41,932 --> 00:50:43,222 Oh, God. 1132 00:50:43,224 --> 00:50:45,264 Just... gah. 1133 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,430 Whoo! 1134 00:50:52,015 --> 00:50:54,264 Hey, guys. 1135 00:50:54,266 --> 00:50:55,721 Turn that off. 1136 00:50:55,723 --> 00:50:57,888 No, put my song on! 1137 00:50:57,890 --> 00:50:59,994 Come follow me. Farhad's waiting outside. 1138 00:50:59,997 --> 00:51:02,638 I have a surprise for you, Fiona. 1139 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,472 Kelly, you watch Franny. 1140 00:51:04,474 --> 00:51:05,848 Come on, guys! 1141 00:51:20,349 --> 00:51:22,099 I looked at the damn sock. 1142 00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:26,888 And? 1143 00:51:26,890 --> 00:51:28,472 And... 1144 00:51:28,474 --> 00:51:30,264 I don't want to have another baby. 1145 00:51:30,266 --> 00:51:31,680 I just don't. 1146 00:51:31,682 --> 00:51:34,015 Physically, I don't want to do it, Kev. 1147 00:51:35,306 --> 00:51:38,223 But I love you. 1148 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:44,388 And if you want to talk about adopting a newborn, 1149 00:51:44,391 --> 00:51:45,723 we can discuss it. 1150 00:51:47,765 --> 00:51:50,138 Yeah, down the line. 1151 00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:52,180 No, now. 1152 00:51:52,182 --> 00:51:55,347 I'm a yes. If you want to look into it, 1153 00:51:55,349 --> 00:51:57,015 I'm a yes. 1154 00:51:59,349 --> 00:52:01,514 Really? 1155 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:09,430 Really? 1156 00:52:13,765 --> 00:52:15,322 We're gonna have a baby? 1157 00:52:15,325 --> 00:52:17,222 Not really. 1158 00:52:23,848 --> 00:52:26,055 Really not gonna drive me home, huh? 1159 00:52:26,057 --> 00:52:27,972 What, you think just 'cause you got a 9.5, 1160 00:52:27,974 --> 00:52:29,763 I'm driving your ass to the South Side? 1161 00:52:29,765 --> 00:52:31,012 Fair enough. 1162 00:52:31,015 --> 00:52:32,302 You know, I haven't fucked that much 1163 00:52:32,304 --> 00:52:33,966 since seventh grade summer camp. 1164 00:52:33,969 --> 00:52:35,972 I'm definitely gonna have a yeast infection tomorrow. 1165 00:52:35,974 --> 00:52:38,222 Well, when that clears up, you wanna do this again? 1166 00:52:38,224 --> 00:52:39,801 Yeah. 1167 00:52:39,804 --> 00:52:42,137 I'll bring you the Monistat receipts for reimbursement. 1168 00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:43,763 And maybe get some cranberry juice too. 1169 00:52:43,765 --> 00:52:46,180 That's for UTis, dumbass. 1170 00:52:50,474 --> 00:52:52,180 Don't call me. 1171 00:52:52,182 --> 00:52:53,472 Yeah, already forgot your name. 1172 00:53:09,182 --> 00:53:11,305 Sleep well, my love. 1173 00:53:11,307 --> 00:53:13,533 Sleep better than well, 1174 00:53:13,536 --> 00:53:15,307 my peach. 1175 00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:21,346 Do you drink, Randy? 1176 00:53:21,349 --> 00:53:23,391 From time to time, sure. 1177 00:53:25,432 --> 00:53:26,846 Must be tough 1178 00:53:26,849 --> 00:53:28,744 being her self-appointed caretaker 1179 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,305 all the time, huh? 1180 00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:31,930 Sometimes, 1181 00:53:31,932 --> 00:53:34,055 but it defines my life. 1182 00:53:34,057 --> 00:53:36,939 - "Defines my life"? - Yeah. 1183 00:53:36,942 --> 00:53:39,472 Say some more about that. 1184 00:53:40,474 --> 00:53:42,138 I live next to her, 1185 00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:44,347 work next to her, protect her. 1186 00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:47,848 I mean... that's a lot. Thank you. 1187 00:53:49,432 --> 00:53:51,222 But love is love. 1188 00:53:51,224 --> 00:53:53,638 Love is love, yes. 1189 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,817 You think Ingrid wants you 1190 00:53:55,820 --> 00:53:57,478 to live your life the way you are, 1191 00:53:57,481 --> 00:53:58,805 entirely about her? 1192 00:53:58,807 --> 00:54:00,264 - Probably not. - Mm. 1193 00:54:00,266 --> 00:54:01,514 But what can I do? 1194 00:54:01,516 --> 00:54:05,264 What can you do? 1195 00:54:05,266 --> 00:54:08,650 And yet you know what I see when I look at you, Ran? 1196 00:54:08,653 --> 00:54:10,888 I see a strong, 1197 00:54:10,890 --> 00:54:14,182 bold, beautiful man who needs a break. 1198 00:54:17,266 --> 00:54:18,972 - Really? - You're not meant 1199 00:54:18,974 --> 00:54:20,939 to be cooped up, dispensing drugs all day. 1200 00:54:20,942 --> 00:54:22,721 You need some you time. 1201 00:54:22,723 --> 00:54:24,888 Ingrid needs me. 1202 00:54:24,890 --> 00:54:26,680 Don't worry about her for a second. 1203 00:54:26,682 --> 00:54:28,555 What do you want, Randy? 1204 00:54:31,557 --> 00:54:33,739 Wow. 1205 00:54:33,742 --> 00:54:36,305 What does Randy want? 1206 00:54:41,349 --> 00:54:44,305 I want to see Mount Fuji, Frank. 1207 00:54:44,307 --> 00:54:45,474 I do. 1208 00:54:46,765 --> 00:54:49,389 Then you get your goddamn phone 1209 00:54:49,391 --> 00:54:51,283 right now and book a flight. 1210 00:54:51,286 --> 00:54:52,682 You earned it. 1211 00:54:55,099 --> 00:54:56,888 - I have? - Don't you think Ingrid 1212 00:54:56,890 --> 00:54:58,888 wants you to live your life? 1213 00:55:01,308 --> 00:55:02,849 Yeah. 1214 00:55:04,307 --> 00:55:05,555 Yeah. 1215 00:55:05,630 --> 00:55:07,180 Yeah. 1216 00:55:07,182 --> 00:55:09,596 Okay. You're right. 1217 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:12,596 God, you're right. 1218 00:55:12,598 --> 00:55:14,713 I'm gonna see Mount Fuji. 1219 00:55:14,716 --> 00:55:16,555 I know. 1220 00:55:18,099 --> 00:55:19,301 Thank you. 1221 00:55:19,304 --> 00:55:20,972 Hey, hey, hey. Don't thank me. 1222 00:55:20,974 --> 00:55:23,013 Thank yourself. We did some good work 1223 00:55:23,015 --> 00:55:26,270 here today... Some real breakthroughs. 1224 00:55:26,273 --> 00:55:27,514 We're almost there. 1225 00:55:28,932 --> 00:55:31,430 - What the fuck? - Oh, man! 1226 00:55:31,432 --> 00:55:32,721 Right here. 1227 00:55:32,723 --> 00:55:33,638 Wait. 1228 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,721 Are you ready? 1229 00:55:34,723 --> 00:55:36,972 - Uh-huh. - Open up. 1230 00:55:36,974 --> 00:55:39,752 That's awesome! 1231 00:55:39,755 --> 00:55:41,434 Holy fuck, is... 1232 00:55:41,437 --> 00:55:43,180 - is that Ford? - Yeah. 1233 00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:45,515 _ 1234 00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:47,236 Hey, nicely done, Debs. 1235 00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:48,389 Great job. 1236 00:55:48,391 --> 00:55:50,389 Fucking great work. 1237 00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,097 Someone help, please. 1238 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,972 Anyone. 1239 00:55:54,974 --> 00:55:56,466 Instead of taking videos, 1240 00:55:56,469 --> 00:55:57,690 could someone help me get down, please, 1241 00:55:57,692 --> 00:55:58,801 for fuck's sake? 1242 00:55:58,804 --> 00:56:00,084 Thinking we got a couple minutes 1243 00:56:00,086 --> 00:56:01,731 before the cops come, so choose quick. 1244 00:56:01,734 --> 00:56:03,471 - Paddle, sock full of rocks... - Oh-ho! 1245 00:56:03,474 --> 00:56:04,926 - Oh. - ...paintball gun, 1246 00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:08,080 or crossbow, if you want to Katniss Everdeen this shit. 1247 00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:09,111 Oh, asshole! 1248 00:56:09,114 --> 00:56:10,389 Pissed somebody off, man! 1249 00:56:10,391 --> 00:56:11,972 Does a paintball gun hurt? 1250 00:56:11,974 --> 00:56:14,140 - Oh, fuck yeah. - Not if you deserve it. 1251 00:56:18,057 --> 00:56:19,888 How much ammo I got in this thing? 1252 00:56:19,890 --> 00:56:21,472 Uh, probably more than you'll ever need. 1253 00:56:21,474 --> 00:56:24,097 All right, everybody take cover. Come on! 1254 00:56:30,807 --> 00:56:32,097 Oh, fuck! 1255 00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:35,013 Get him again! 1256 00:56:35,015 --> 00:56:37,638 Ah, fuck! Oh! 1257 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,555 Fuck you, Ford! 1258 00:56:41,807 --> 00:56:43,145 Fucking awesome. 1259 00:56:43,148 --> 00:56:44,705 Ha, ha! 1260 00:56:49,713 --> 00:56:52,805 Touch the sun, 1261 00:56:52,807 --> 00:56:55,349 you're gonna get burned. 1262 00:56:56,432 --> 00:56:58,846 Burnt. 1263 00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:00,222 Ya burnt! 1264 00:57:02,015 --> 00:57:04,222 Ah, shut the hell up! 1265 00:57:04,224 --> 00:57:06,305 You shut up! 1266 00:57:06,307 --> 00:57:08,974 I'm a goddamn mermaid! 1267 00:57:11,598 --> 00:57:13,472 Back at the Gallagher house. 1268 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:33,111 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --