1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:03,440 - Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... - I don't want my child 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:05,780 to go through life with something like just one dimple. 3 00:00:05,810 --> 00:00:07,326 It's already gonna have just one parent. 4 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:09,639 Yeah, okay, they'll only have one parent, but it's a good one. 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:10,940 You know, the first time I saw you with Madison, 6 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,796 you know what I thought? This is what he's good at! 7 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:14,336 I'll give you the money for your firm. 8 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,600 I'll be a silent partner, and you can control the shares. 9 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:19,030 Since you started working in that new office, you're getting 10 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:21,530 peppery, and I don't use that word lightly. 11 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,320 - Let me give you the grand tour... - Yes. 12 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:26,130 - of the new place. - This is where all those people were 13 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,430 murder... Look at those sconces. 14 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,640 Isn't this the house where all those 15 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:31,320 - drug dealers were murdered? - Ooh. 16 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:33,000 I live in a famous murder house! 17 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:34,240 You think I don't have an ax?! 18 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,556 They are gonna charge you with attempted second degree murder. 19 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:39,010 What?! No! No. Hey, I was saving your life. 20 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,910 I'm sending you to county jail for six weeks. 21 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,496 - I deserve this. - You have a new hearing. 22 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,119 - What? Why? - Trent woke up from his coma, 23 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,120 and confessed to everything. 24 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,420 You got a new hearing tomorrow, 25 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,700 all the charges are going to be dismissed, 26 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,160 and you will be out. 27 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:51,540 Look, I'm in love with him. 28 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,880 We just don't have the same priorities right now. 29 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,700 I need to find my own answer, and it lies... 30 00:00:57,770 --> 00:01:01,530 somewhere between jail... and Hawaii. 31 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,000 So amazing those are your choices. 32 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,970 ? Meet Rebecca ? 33 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,140 ? She's the coolest girl in the world, wait ? 34 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:15,550 ? Wrong Rebecca ? 35 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,880 ? It's this one over here ? 36 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:20,820 ? She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend ? 37 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,220 ? Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ? 38 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,920 - Hmm. - ? Okay, she's snarky ? 39 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:26,880 ? Sarcastic and a... What? ? 40 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:30,380 ? You know, we're not really seeing a common theme ? 41 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,760 ? Meet Rebecca ? 42 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,560 ? She's too hard to summarize ? 43 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,980 ? So let's go back to other Rebecca. ? 44 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,080 My name is Debra. 45 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:44,420 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 46 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:51,180 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 47 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,280 Mm. 48 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,139 _ 49 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:57,900 Hmm. 50 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,960 Oh. Hi. 51 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,960 Hey, do you like my spooky new doorbell? 52 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,700 What, too scary? 53 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:07,870 Hon, have you been online today? 54 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:10,570 That's a terrifying sentence. No, I have not. Why? 55 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,400 Where's your computer? 56 00:02:12,470 --> 00:02:14,270 "Rooftop Killer Set Free 57 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:16,810 "Despite History Of Mental Instability And Stalking: 58 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,700 Why Is This Woman Walking The Streets of West Covina?" 59 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:23,460 - Oh, my God! - I'm so sorry, honey. 60 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,860 You know what? It's okay. 61 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,880 It's okay. This is a lesson. 62 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,540 I want to take responsibility for my life, 63 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:32,499 and everyone finding out about my past 64 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,680 is a part of that. 65 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:35,230 Yeah, don't worry about this. 66 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:38,480 This is, this is Internet junk. It'll-it'll blow over. 67 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:40,576 Yeah, you're right. You know, I'm not even gonna read it. 68 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,170 No good can come of that, right? 69 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,600 Also, it's one person's opinion. 70 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:45,219 It's the opinion section. 71 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:46,600 Wait. 72 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:49,010 Oh, my God, look at all the comments already. 73 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,680 Oh, my God. 74 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,890 Okay, this one was posted six minutes ago, 75 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,370 - _ - and it already has seven palm trees. 76 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,666 Palm trees are likes on this site. 77 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:03,190 "Bunch should be locked up forever. 78 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:05,600 She's a menace and a sexual terrorist." 79 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,939 Stop looking at the comments. 80 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,356 I've been begging you for three days. 81 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:10,120 Okay, but how can I stop looking at these, 82 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,160 okay? They're about me. 83 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,200 Listen to this one. 84 00:03:12,201 --> 00:03:13,850 "Bunch once roped me and my whole building 85 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,800 into a bogus class action lawsuit." Yup. 86 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:17,600 Well, I was trying to help people. 87 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,070 Oh. And there's this one. 88 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,359 "She caused my flight to make an 89 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,540 emergency landing in Nevada." 90 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:25,140 That was my suicide attempt, Daisy underscore G. 91 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:26,780 Then there's this one. This is a doozy. 92 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:28,139 "She almost killed my cat. 93 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:30,079 Signed, Anna the Browbarian. 94 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,939 Mention this comment for 15% off 95 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:32,940 your next eyebrow grooming." 96 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:34,259 Oh, really classy, Anna. 97 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:35,520 - Really classy. - That's it. 98 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:36,856 You're done. Just shut your computer, 99 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,390 and then go take a shower, 100 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,460 - because your ass is real ripe. - How do people 101 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,979 know all this stuff? "I heard she slept with 102 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:42,990 a married professor." 103 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,360 "She's an arsonist." "She stalked Josh Chan." 104 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:46,599 "She had sex with her boss." 105 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,800 "She had sex with her ex-boyfriend's dad." 106 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:50,860 That one already has 20 palm trees. 107 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,350 Maybe they're all Marco. He's an elite user. 108 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,520 - He's probably... - Hey, no, no. I'm doing it for you. 109 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:55,100 - What... ? - There you go. 110 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,750 I want to say "fake news," but it's just news. 111 00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:03,540 I've done all those things. I've done such terrible things. 112 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,850 And now everyone knows. 113 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,240 Everyone knows that I'm garbage. 114 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:12,190 The Rooftop Killer is not garbage, 'cause she's my friend. 115 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,490 And... 116 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,460 yeah, she flushes her tampons, 117 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:18,160 but that's, like, the worst thing I could say about her. 118 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:20,330 Thank you. 119 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,540 And I'm sorry about the tampons. 120 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:24,020 Again, I didn't know you weren't supposed to flush them. 121 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,800 I will wrap them in toilet paper 122 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:27,419 and leave them in the trash to smell... 123 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:29,160 like you want. 124 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,880 Well, you could also just take out the trash? 125 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:33,510 Look, this has been 126 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:36,620 real fun, but we have tickets to Hocus Pocus 127 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,959 for the cemetery screening tonight, 128 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,180 - remember? So... - Ugh. Right. 129 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,760 ... we kind of have to get there early to get a good spot. 130 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,280 Yeah, but that would mean going outside 131 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,260 - where everyone's judging me. - Come on. 132 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:46,579 You haven't left the house in three days. 133 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:47,879 You're going to the movie. 134 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,900 I heard a rumor that Kathy Najimy might come. 135 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,360 And Kathy Najimy is your favorite witch, right? 136 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:53,879 Yeah, Kathy Najimy's my favorite witch. 137 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,676 I love when she rides the vacuum like a broom. 138 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,370 So get dressed and take a shower 139 00:04:57,420 --> 00:05:00,740 and meet me and your favorite witch, Kathy Najimy, there. 140 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:04,320 Just don't be a baby, okay? 141 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:05,380 - Mm-mm. - I want to... 142 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:06,800 No. We're going back down. 143 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,580 No. No. No, baby. 144 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,339 Thank you for letting me join 145 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:15,250 the Wee Covinas, everyone. I mean, 146 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,490 it's just so nice to be around new parents. 147 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,730 Oh, I love this group, and we are happy 148 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,630 to have you and Little Rebecca with us. 149 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:22,930 It's actually "Hebecca." 150 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,300 Oh. 151 00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:25,760 Hebby. 152 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:27,030 Uh-huh. 153 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:30,300 Oh, that is such a cute teether you've got... the carrot. 154 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:31,400 Oh, hey! 155 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:33,220 Oh! Your babies have the same teether. 156 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,610 - That's awkward. - Oh. 157 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,399 We all have it. Don't you? I have, like, six of them. 158 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,740 I bought one for every bag. She loves them. 159 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,200 Oh, I guess I just didn't know about 160 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,260 the carrot teether or the fox blankie. 161 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,679 See, with my first daughter, 162 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:45,939 my ex... she was in charge 163 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:47,896 of all the binkies and blankies and all that stuff, 164 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,920 and this time, I'm flying solo, so... 165 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:52,110 Okay, so, I'll need one of those 166 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,320 and one of those, and, of course, one of... 167 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,040 I can't get one of those. 168 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,930 Hebby's on formula. 169 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,200 I read somewhere that 170 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:01,970 - formula's just as good, so... - Yeah. 171 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 It's fine. 172 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,070 It's fine? 173 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:08,900 I mean... I'm not aiming for fine. 174 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:11,720 This is my baby. I want her to have the best. 175 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:15,200 You guys are saying that breast milk is what's best? 176 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:16,860 Well, it has been shown to help 177 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,950 with immunity and asthma and digestion. 178 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,220 Also with preventing ear infections and SIDS. 179 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:24,320 SIDS! SIDS is not fine, Jana. 180 00:06:24,390 --> 00:06:25,720 Oh, no, what am I gonna do? 181 00:06:25,790 --> 00:06:27,830 I mean, I don't have boobs. I mean, I... I do have 182 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,520 this one shirt in my closet that clings in a weird way, 183 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,406 but I don't know. I mean, I would give her breast milk 184 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:33,559 if I could, but I can't. 185 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,740 I mean, it's not like I can just go out 186 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,030 - and buy it. - Sure, you can. 187 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:38,070 There is a market for breast milk. 188 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:40,010 They call it "the white market." 189 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:41,240 Really? 190 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,120 Can I have the Holder account? 191 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:50,600 - Here you go. - Thank you so much. 192 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,220 What are you doing? 193 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:53,650 You haven't been here in weeks. 194 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,750 I took a break. I'm starting again tomorrow. 195 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,390 I just came to pick up some files. 196 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,970 Periodic reminder: I'm your boss, 197 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,540 - okay, not the other way around. - Oh. 198 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:01,730 Okay, boss. Thank you 199 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,960 for sauntering back in after weeks of absence. 200 00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:07,040 Do you have any idea how empty it is in here right now? 201 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,200 - Rebecca's been out. - I didn't ask about her, okay? 202 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,860 - I don't care. - And now she has some 203 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,440 kind of agoraphobia. 204 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,510 Oh, really? 205 00:07:13,570 --> 00:07:16,940 I mean, oh, really? Rebecca has, uh, wacky disorders? 206 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:18,140 Surprise, surprise. 207 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:20,440 Hey, not done. 208 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,859 Darryl is on paternity leave. 209 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,099 I haven't seen Jim in two weeks. 210 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,220 That is totally unexplained. 211 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:25,319 And according to George, 212 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,440 you ran off to go death camping? 213 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,890 Oh, that's offensive. Don't call it that. 214 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,590 It's called concentration camping. 215 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,570 Okay? It's where you go off to focus and concentrate. 216 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,730 It's actually very good... 217 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,430 What's my father doing here? 218 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,900 And who is that guy? 219 00:07:38,970 --> 00:07:40,230 He's the new guy. 220 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:41,970 I don't trust him. 221 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,159 He's the what? 222 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,160 Bert, that friend of Rebecca's 223 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:47,470 who gave her the money to buy out the firm. 224 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:49,080 - Oh. - Our silent partner. 225 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,550 He doesn't look very silent. 226 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,080 He's talking to my father. 227 00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:54,250 I didn't do that until I was 11. 228 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,380 No. Hey, I just, I... 229 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,890 Well, look who finally showed up to work... 230 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,700 dressed like an Idaho tourist. 231 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,630 Hello, Nathaniel, Jr. 232 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,060 Dad, what are you doing here? 233 00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:11,860 I can answer that. A few days ago, 234 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,360 Mr. Plimpton stopped by the office unannounced, 235 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,470 and the only attorney here was Tim, 236 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:19,080 who was napping on the conference room table, 237 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:22,370 so Mr. Plimpton called me and asked if I'd lend a hand. 238 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,240 Luckily, Bert was available. 239 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,610 I'm sorry. Are you even a real lawyer? 240 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:28,680 Indeed I am. 241 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,850 In addition to my degrees 242 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,550 in hydro engineering and ceramics, 243 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,090 I also have a B.A., 244 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:35,699 two PhDs, an MD, a JD, 245 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,689 and I'm down with OPP. 246 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:39,760 I add that just to make it fun. 247 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:42,940 Hmm. Dad, I took a break, 248 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:45,220 as men in power sometimes need to do, 249 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,469 but I'm back now, 250 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:47,816 and I'm gonna get this place into shape. 251 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:48,960 We don't need this guy. 252 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,140 I say you do. 253 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,170 And since Bunch, Whitefeather, Plimpton, Plimpton & Plimpton 254 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,870 is still a subsidiary of Plimpton International, 255 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:58,980 I'm still the boss, and what I say goes. 256 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:00,510 Oh. 257 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,040 I am sensing some father-son tension right now, 258 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:04,720 so I'd be happy to bow out. 259 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:06,180 Great. Bow out. Bye-bye. 260 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,660 - Okay, bye-bye. - No, we need him. 261 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,920 We need someone to run a law office, 262 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,840 and you're having some sort of nervous breakdown. 263 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:15,620 So Bert is in charge, and that's that. 264 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,840 Okay. Okay. 265 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,140 You can do this. You can do this. 266 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:30,110 Yeah. 267 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:32,799 _ 268 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,100 What? 269 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:35,810 No! 270 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,440 Hi, Rebecca. It's Rebecca, right? 271 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:40,660 Hi, Rebecca. It's me, Kathy. 272 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:42,670 And just get your ass over here. We're doing this reading 273 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:45,290 of Hocus Pocus, and there's a trivia game, 274 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,360 and if you get it right, you get a free witch hat. 275 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:48,730 - Oh! - What? 276 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,460 Oh. Heather wants me to tell you 277 00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:52,800 to stop flushing your tampons. 278 00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:54,730 Heather, everybody flushes their tampons. 279 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,130 Yeah. 280 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,080 Uh, come. Just come. 281 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,840 Oh! 282 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,940 Okay. 283 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,240 Kathy's right. 284 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,310 It's go time, Bunch. 285 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,350 ? When the moment's come to start anew ? 286 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,250 ? Set yourself free and finally do ? 287 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,220 ? The things in life that you are destined for ? 288 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:19,090 ? The first step is the hardest part ? 289 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,990 ? But that doesn't mean you shouldn't start ? 290 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,730 ? Take the leap and get right to it ? 291 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,720 ? Here's exactly how you do it ? 292 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,700 ? You... ? 293 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,500 ? Step out the door, then back through the door ? 294 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,220 ? Sit on the floor and stare at the floor ? 295 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,940 ? Rock yourself until you feel okay ? 296 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,940 ? And carpe diem, carpe dontem ? 297 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,780 ? Time to grab life by the scrotum ? 298 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:40,780 ? But, first, let's read some facts about stingrays ? 299 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:43,950 ? And then it's time to seize the day ? 300 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,419 ? I wonder if the fridge needs cleaning ? 301 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:52,800 ? I haven't cleaned the fridge for a while ? 302 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,760 ? I'd hate to leave with a dirty fridge ? 303 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,500 ? Did I get it all? No, there's a smidge ? 304 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:59,500 ? Maybe I should get a new fridge online ? 305 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:03,140 ? Nope, never mind, it's time to fly ? 306 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,600 ? Now ? 307 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,270 ? I'll ? 308 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:08,380 ? Sit right here on my couch ? 309 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,000 ? Research fridges, I'm no slouch ? 310 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,900 ? Getting dark, the time just got away ? 311 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,990 ? I could still go out, it's not too late ? 312 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,680 ? But, first, I need to masturbate ? 313 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,879 ? To some porn, preferably male and gay ? 314 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,020 ? And then it's time to seize the day ? 315 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,420 Hey, Brent, what are you doing in this locker room? 316 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:26,720 Showering, again. 317 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:28,379 What are you doing here, Tad? 318 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:31,630 I play football here, with you, remember? 319 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,980 Yeah, I remember. Everyone get out! 320 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,380 I got to talk to Tad. 321 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,000 These guys. 322 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:44,810 Okay. 323 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,620 Okay, that's enough. It's time to go. 324 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,820 ? You ? 325 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,680 ? Just ? 326 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,420 ? Take ? 327 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,330 ? One step forward, two steps back ? 328 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,980 ? No, two steps forward, four steps back ? 329 00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:01,090 ? Five more steps back and now I'm back in bed ? 330 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,050 ? Okay, now I'm ready to go ? 331 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,920 ? They're delivering my new fridge though ? 332 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:08,300 ? Where's that fridge? I can't wait around all day ? 333 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:11,300 ? I have to go out and make my big foray ? 334 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:15,140 ? Here I am standing at the doorway ? 335 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,120 ? It's finally time to seize the day ? 336 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:18,880 ? But, first, more porn. ? 337 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:21,420 I don't know what to do. I can't leave my house. 338 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,470 I have a legal clinic at the county jail. 339 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,076 I have to figure out if I'm going back to work. 340 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,380 And I'm... Oh, I'm spiraling. 341 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,950 It's okay, Rebecca, take a breath. 342 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,600 My 9:00 a.m. canceled. 343 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,960 You want to try coming in then 344 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,100 and we'll talk about it? 345 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,690 Uh-huh. Okay. 346 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:37,980 So... leave the house and come to you? 347 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,600 - Mm-hmm. - I think I can do that. 348 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,000 I can try to do that. Yeah. 349 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:43,000 Remember, you have the tools for this. 350 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,260 Right. Right. 351 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,910 What was that? 352 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:50,270 - Rebecca? - See you tomorrow, Dr. Akopian. 353 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,040 I'm so sorry. 354 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,710 What was that? 355 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,620 Guys? 356 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,820 How'd that get there? 357 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,500 Anyways, you were saying, 358 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,500 your favorite part of the movie was... ? 359 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,350 - Oh. My favorite part... - Mm-hmm. 360 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,039 ... was when she sat on the vacuum 361 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,020 like a broom. 362 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,140 That's a really boring choice. 363 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,950 That's everyone's favorite part. 364 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,410 Guys, 365 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,720 okay, the weirdest thing just happened. 366 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,500 Weirder than Hector's hot takes on Hocus Pocus? 367 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,380 Oh, Hector, I'm sorry I missed Hocus Pocus. 368 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,626 I was masturbating for six hours. 369 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,020 - I heard. - Okay. So, 370 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,139 this book about the Covinas 371 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,580 just fell off the bookshelf, 372 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,520 by itself, and it opened 373 00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:41,190 to a chapter about this house. 374 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,050 - Yeah, it's really freaky. Move over. - You're coming... 375 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,060 - oh, you're coming in with us. - Oh. Yeah. 376 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,180 - Okay. - I thought we... 377 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,400 talked about this. 378 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,270 Okay. Okay. 379 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,800 All right. 380 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:54,100 "In 2015, a drug deal gone bad led to a shoot-out 381 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,870 "in a small ranch house in West Covina. 382 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:57,339 "Five drug dealers were killed, 383 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,560 along with a young woman, 384 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,330 "Devon Lee, a local college student 385 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,660 "with no prior criminal record who had 386 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,820 the misfortune to be there buying methamphetamines." 387 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,320 Wait, this is a murder house? 388 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:08,720 - Yes, I just said... Just shh. - Yeah. What... ? 389 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:10,839 "Devon was shot to death in her stomach 390 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,330 "and her intestines exploded, 391 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,600 spraying fecal matter all over the wall." 392 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,130 Wait, this is a poo murder house? 393 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,670 Wait... 394 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:24,200 That-that sounded like... 395 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,500 "Devon." Right? 396 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:30,600 Okay, a murder book falls off the shelf 397 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,300 and the house creaks out a name? 398 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,180 It's what I suspected. It's why I came in here. 399 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,900 We have a ghost. 400 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,700 Oh... Okay, that's it. I'm out of here. 401 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,570 What? No. Guys, calm down. 402 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,960 I'm sure there's a logical explanation. 403 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,480 Don't care. I'm out of here. 404 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:45,920 Rebecca, are you with me? 405 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:47,130 Wh... ? 406 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,520 Oh, actually, no, um, he has a point. 407 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,740 Because in case there is a ghost, we should go 408 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,950 to a diner and get fries, right? 409 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,600 I mean, I-I... I mean, I'm scared. 410 00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,320 I'm so, so scared. 411 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,810 So, let's get out of the house, Rebecca. 412 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,360 Get out of the house? Are you crazy? 413 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,650 I can't leave. 414 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,100 Devon needs me. 415 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,660 No. 416 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,780 So then the book opened right to this page. 417 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:25,080 I mean, that's a message from beyond, right? 418 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,400 That is weird. Beyond weird. 419 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,786 Valencia, don't encourage her. 420 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,250 She just doesn't want to leave the house. 421 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,710 I'm telling you, whatever it is, 422 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,330 there's a logical explanation. 423 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,056 And the only reason you think there's a ghost 424 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,150 or whatever is because 425 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:37,480 it's Halloween right now. 426 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,790 I mean, if it was Thanksgiving, 427 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,680 you would think there was a turkey in here. 428 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,800 So, Valencia, that's why I reached out to you. 429 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,120 Because, unlike her, you get that there are, like... 430 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,090 other dimensions, you know? 431 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,670 Oh, yeah, honey. You don't have to sell me. 432 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:50,799 I don't know if you know this, but 433 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,480 ghosts are obsessed with me. 434 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,000 - Really? - In high school, 435 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:56,260 I was haunted by John Candy, like, constantly. 436 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,580 I had to look up John Candy. Had no idea who he was. 437 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,770 Yep, yep, you get ghosts. 438 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,840 - Mm-hmm. - So, 439 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,320 I think that Devon is trying to communicate with me. 440 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,300 Mm. What do we know about her? 441 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,659 I'm so glad you asked. I did a 442 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,380 - bunch of research and... - Just like I did 443 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,610 on John Candy. His last meal was lasagna. 444 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,480 One of the reasons I eat low-carb. 445 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,100 Yeah, so I found Devon's old Facebook page. 446 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,439 - Mm-hmm. - And it turns out 447 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,719 that the meth buying here, 448 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,300 it was just this one random, 449 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,190 shameful moment of weakness for her. 450 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,540 She was otherwise a great student 451 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,140 and a great person. I mean, she was studying 452 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,730 sports medicine, she loved baby sloths, 453 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,560 she was totally against Prop 8. 454 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,970 But now she's just remembered for this one bad decision 455 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,570 and the humiliating way she died. 456 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,500 You know, the poopy thing. 457 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:38,210 So, how do we find out what she wants? 458 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:39,390 How can we reach out to her? 459 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,260 Well, we summon her, with a séance. 460 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,050 A séance. 461 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,620 Ooh, that sounds great. 462 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,359 - Thank you. - Ooh, we need, like, 463 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,039 the four corners of all the elements, 464 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,289 - like The Craft. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 465 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,136 Right? So we'll get Paula here and Heather here. 466 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,890 And, together, we'll summon the netherworld. 467 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,820 Wait, what's going on? 468 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,060 I'm a woman of science, not séance. 469 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,720 Maybe Heather's right. Maybe there is some sort 470 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:03,540 of psychological reason that I'm creating this ghost. 471 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,770 _ 472 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,920 No, I definitely have a ghost. 473 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,960 - Yeah. - It's a ghost. 474 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,580 - You have a ghost. - Yeah. 475 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,879 You ready? 476 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,160 Yeah, come on out. 477 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,450 Oh, ho, ho! Wow! 478 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,580 Oh, look at that. 479 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,920 Snailor Swift looks even better than my sketches! 480 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:28,560 - It's dope, Dad. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 481 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,260 No one's gonna have this costume. 482 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:33,090 Last year, a girl came as Katy Bear-y. 483 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,300 Her costume was Janktown, USA. 484 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,770 Oh. That must be Mom. 485 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,699 - Hey. - Hi. 486 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,780 So cute! 487 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,020 And you're dressed as a sexy... 488 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,540 Yep. I put it all on at once. 489 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,550 All the sexy things. 490 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,080 - Guh-ross. - Hey. 491 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:52,210 Let's go. We're meeting your friends at my house. 492 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,750 I'll have her back later tonight. 493 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,770 Just got to see if I can round up 494 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,220 some divorced dads in this outfit. 495 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,090 Brittany's dad is available. 496 00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:59,560 I mean, they're not split up, 497 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,460 but, um, the writing's on the wall. 498 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,890 Good intel. 499 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,890 You sure you don't want to come, Darryl? 500 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,716 I mean... what are you doing tonight? 501 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,600 Nothing special. Just a little online shopping. 502 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,560 Nothing weird. 503 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,380 Good morning, sir. 504 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:25,060 - Ba-bow! - Oh, come on. 505 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,730 How you gonna get any work done in that thing? 506 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,220 What? You kidding me? 507 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,220 It's all peachy. 508 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,860 I got it. I got it! 509 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,170 - Ooh! - It's all right, it's all right. 510 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,260 I'll just stand. 511 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,700 I got it. 512 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,439 So, I filed the motion on behalf 513 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,669 of the Sanford Multiplexes. 514 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,930 Um, excuse me. 515 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,100 Sanford is my client. I can handle that. 516 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,360 Oh, you missed two court dates, 517 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,909 so I stepped in to help out. 518 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:55,020 Stealing my client is not being helpful. 519 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,180 Can you believe this guy? 520 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,060 Yes, I do believe Mr. Washington. 521 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,550 He cannot tell a lie. 522 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,080 That's, like, his whole deal. 523 00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:03,860 You guys are listening to him. Why? 524 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,380 Uh, your dad said he's in charge. 525 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,579 But not really. 526 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,470 If he asked me to suck the blood 527 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,190 of an innocent maiden, I would do it. 528 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,830 Too much. 529 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,879 Your dad said he's our boss now. 530 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,820 As an officer of the Army and a gentleman farmer, 531 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:24,100 I promise to lead you with honor and wooden teeth. 532 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,370 This is a joke. 533 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,580 You're a joke, Bert. Tim, come on. 534 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,760 Um, 535 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,440 guys, does anyone know what I am? 536 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,780 Katy Bear-y? 537 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,260 "Roar"? "Roar"? 538 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,130 Holy Goddess of Milk Jugs. 539 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,000 Oh, look at this breast milk. 540 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,070 I mean, it's in Palmdale, but it looks gorgeous. 541 00:19:58,140 --> 00:19:59,670 Never frozen, vegan, 542 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,700 non-smoking, alcohol-free. 543 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,800 Look. 544 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,480 Oh, so creamy. 545 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:06,310 Guh-ross. 546 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:09,159 Uh, okay. I think I fixed the baby monitor. 547 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,360 For future reference, you just need to 548 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,459 reset it and sync it again. 549 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,080 Oh, I got to get this primo stuff before it gets snapped up. 550 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,890 Oh, what do I do about Hebby? 551 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:17,940 Don't look at me. 552 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,760 Babies are not really my area. 553 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,740 You do remember why we broke up, right? 554 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,619 Would you mind staying with her? 555 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,060 - Uh... - Oh, she sleeps like a rock. 556 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,240 She will not wake up. 557 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,150 Why are you freaking out about breast milk, Darryl? 558 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,160 I was a formula baby, 559 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,479 and I am the healthiest person you know. 560 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,819 - Never had a cold. - Yeah, I know. 561 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:33,879 But you're kind of a robot. 562 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,356 You're not the first person to say that, 563 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,880 and I take it as a compliment. 564 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,310 Hebby doesn't have a mom. 565 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,850 Moms are a big deal. 566 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,980 They know the right carrot teether to get, 567 00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:44,280 what's the right blanket. 568 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,990 I went to baby group, 569 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:48,060 and I brought a Christmas blanket. 570 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,490 I have to do this. 571 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,660 Can you stay? 572 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,140 Cancel your Halloween plans? 573 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,399 Oh, you don't have to worry about that. 574 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,569 I hate Halloween. 575 00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:57,900 It's just an excuse to sell toxic plastic costumes 576 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,440 and death sugar candy. 577 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,160 - Go on. Go ahead. - Oh, thank you. 578 00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:07,050 Oh, and thank you for being the kind of person 579 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,080 that I would hate to hang out with on Halloween. 580 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,240 Ah. 581 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,300 You know, 582 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,540 I am finding that I do enjoy 583 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,850 the camaraderie of an office. 584 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,790 It's like the camaraderie of my BPD group 585 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,140 except a lot less annoying. 586 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,220 - I really like how you share. - Look at him. 587 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,380 - Bears remind me of wolves. - Being all nice to everyone. 588 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,176 Making them feel comfortable in the workplace. 589 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,220 I hate him. 590 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,300 Yeah, I'm just gonna stand right here. 591 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,580 I got to get rid of this guy. Whatever it takes. 592 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,360 Well, how you gonna do that? 593 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,410 Everybody's got dirt. 594 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,260 I just got to dig it up. 595 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:52,440 The candle draws out the spirit from hiding, 596 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:55,120 the clove makes it safe for the spirit to emerge, 597 00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,900 and the crystals... they're just pretty. 598 00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,060 Rebecca, gong it, girl. 599 00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:02,350 Oh. Okay. 600 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:06,120 So, I mean, you know, not to be a downer, 601 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:08,280 but let's be real. 602 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,760 This ghost business is crap, 603 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:12,550 and you're just ashamed to leave your house, 604 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,416 and you made up a ghost in your mind as an excuse. 605 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,939 Yeah. That sounds right. 606 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,820 Ladies, that is what I thought as well, 607 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,140 but then I looked at the evidence, and it's overwhelming. 608 00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:21,460 Eh. 609 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,310 Uh, the book. The creaking. 610 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,380 The book. 611 00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,200 The creaking. 612 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,399 And if you two would please 613 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,880 tamp down your skepticism. 614 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,780 - Devon can feel your negative vibes. - Yeah. 615 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:46,420 Hey. 616 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:47,880 Did you get the info? 617 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,940 Yeah. I got the scoop, the skinny, 618 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,280 the lowdown on the shakedown. 619 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,740 You're just a dude in a costume. 620 00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,060 Yeah. 621 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,240 Yep. I'm the real detective. 622 00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:01,079 There's everything you need to know 623 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,360 about Bert Buttenweiser. 624 00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:03,820 Buttenweiser? 625 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,520 I knew he was a weirdo. 626 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,600 Yeah. 627 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,650 So, who are you dressed as? Anderson Cooper? 628 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:09,840 No. 629 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,400 That guy from Mad Men who looks like Anderson Cooper. 630 00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:14,980 God, I despise Halloween. 631 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,680 You're no fun. 632 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:22,330 Trick or treat! 633 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,860 Okay, guys, if you must eat candy, please try 634 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,950 and limit yourselves to one piece of dark chocolate a day. 635 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,370 Okay? 'Cause it lowers your cholesterol, 636 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:30,280 and it prevents certain kinds of cancer. Okay? 637 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,756 - Did you guys hear what I said? - Did you... ? Oh! Excuse me. 638 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:33,680 - Hey, trick or treat, dude. - Oh! 639 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,710 Wow, Josh. Proud of you. 640 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:37,380 You didn't dress up this year. 641 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,179 - You're a grown man. - What? 642 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,390 I'm not a grown man. I'm a weatherman. Look. 643 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:42,719 - Oh. - "Rainy skies 644 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,360 with a chance of precipitation." 645 00:23:44,530 --> 00:23:46,420 Rain means precipitation. 646 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,979 Thanks, vocab police. 647 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:49,279 Hey, where's Darryl? 648 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,760 Uh, I got a baby present for him. 649 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,770 He had to run out, so I'm watching Hebby, 650 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,280 who is and will stay asleep. 651 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,900 Cool. Uh, can we wake her up? 652 00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:57,400 No. 653 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,850 Please? I saw this cute little koala costume, 654 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,700 and I was like, "Who can I buy this for?" 655 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,220 And then I was like, "My ex-fiancée's baby 656 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,899 that she had with her boss might need a costume." 657 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,410 - Hmm. - So I bought it. 658 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,320 I know you hate Halloween, but I love it. 659 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,619 Come on! Wake her up, wake her up, wake her up! 660 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:13,000 No. 661 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,090 - Great. You woke her up. - Yes! 662 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,259 There's a storm moving in 663 00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:19,360 with a 100% chance of cuteness. 664 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,320 See the headset? It's an earpiece. 665 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,980 Hi, baby. 666 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,830 Oh, we're having "koala-ty" time, aren't we? 667 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,000 Who's a "wittle" baby? 668 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,820 As much as I hate your baby voice... 669 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,770 and I hate it... 670 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,180 she does look pretty cute in this little costume. 671 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,640 Hi. Hi. 672 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,510 It sucks Darryl's missing this. 673 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,100 Yeah, where is he? 674 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,750 - Uh, that's a good question. - Oh. 675 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:47,180 - I'll give him a call. - Where's he going? 676 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,440 Hey. 677 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:52,560 - I'm so sorry I'm late. - Yeah, where are you? 678 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,440 Currently? Marina del Rey. 679 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,740 What? You were going to Palmdale. 680 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,480 - That's in the opposite direction. - Yeah. I went to Palmdale. 681 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,560 I met this woman in an alley. 682 00:24:58,570 --> 00:24:59,580 She seemed shady. 683 00:24:59,590 --> 00:25:01,420 I was sure she was selling me cow milk. 684 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,480 And I tasted it, and it was vanilla almond milk. 685 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,039 - Ah. - So I got upset. 686 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,359 I may have been crying. And so then her 687 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,600 boyfriend came out, and he had a gun, 688 00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,120 so I panicked, and I shoved him. 689 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,860 But it turns out it was just his Halloween costume. 690 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,040 He was dressed as the boyfriend from Claws. 691 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,620 Anyway, I got stuck there for an hour talking to the cops, 692 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,820 and now I am trying to get to Playa del Rey, 693 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,000 but there's a parade in Marina del Rey. 694 00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:23,740 And I'm sitting here looking at a float 695 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:26,290 full of dancing gladiators on surfboards. 696 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,620 I mean, what even is that? 697 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,230 I can't get out of this traffic, and I'm hyperventilating. 698 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,030 Wait a minute, what's going on? 699 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:33,299 What's happening, because... 700 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,700 What's going on with my baby? 701 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:35,780 - Nothing. Nothing. - Hmm? 702 00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:37,219 - She's fine. Everything's fine. - No, you wouldn't have called 703 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,500 if there wasn't something going on. 704 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,780 - Did she wake up? - No, no, no. No, no, no. 705 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,180 - What am I missing? Oh! - She's asleep. 706 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,820 She's not here... being cute or anything. 707 00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,426 You just get back here as soon as you can, okay? 708 00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:47,110 All right. Bye-bye. 709 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,100 Yeah, parents are nuts. 710 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,020 In light and love, we call upon the four corners 711 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,790 to open the channel of communication 712 00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:58,290 between our two worlds 713 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,079 and help us make contact 714 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,080 with any earthbound spirits. 715 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:04,580 Let's all hold hands. 716 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,560 Do it. 717 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,040 Devon, we're here. 718 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,440 Send us a message however you can. 719 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,260 Text is probably easiest for me. 720 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,140 I also love a good Insta story. 721 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,760 Guys... 722 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,460 Look. 723 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,640 Okay, that... This has to be an earthquake. 724 00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:36,700 That's not an earthquake. 725 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,410 Oh, my God. 726 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,450 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. 727 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,140 The occult is real. 728 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,720 Okay, I'm slightly freaked out. 729 00:26:57,890 --> 00:27:00,160 Um, I-I thought this was gonna be boring, 730 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:01,620 but you know what? 731 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:07,780 Best Halloween ever! 732 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,439 Oh, Valencia. 733 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,170 Come on, these are great illusions. 734 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,899 You're like David Copperfield 735 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,580 without the assault allegations. 736 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,070 Um, wait, you guys? 737 00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:19,340 I didn't do anything. Nothing. 738 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,620 That was not me. Oh, my God. 739 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,880 I am so scared. 740 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,760 I actually didn't think this junk would work, 741 00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:26,896 but it did, and now I opened the doorway to the occult. 742 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,620 Lord Jesus, 743 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,740 please forgive me. I just wanted to be like Gwyneth. 744 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:32,660 Okay, um, I don't know what's happening, 745 00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:35,560 but I don't like it, so, um, I am leaving. 746 00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:37,930 No, no. Wait, wait. Valencia, you swear 747 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,320 that you did not rig this table 748 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,780 or do anything with the lights? 749 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,016 Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. 750 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,410 Blessed art thou amongst women. 751 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,220 - Yeah, I might leave. - Yeah, let's go. 752 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,520 No, no, don't leave. Do you realize what's happening? 753 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,910 This is the moment. Devon is trying to communicate with us. 754 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:54,426 Everyone. Everyone. 755 00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:56,880 We're listening. 756 00:27:57,350 --> 00:28:00,080 What do you want, Devon? Send us a message. 757 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,480 Everyone, shh, shh, shh. 758 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,140 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 759 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,436 - Shh, shh, shh, shh. - Joshua? 760 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,460 Look! 761 00:28:05,461 --> 00:28:07,200 - Look how much milk I got. - She's asleep. 762 00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:09,920 And she was not dressed like a koala earlier. 763 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,990 Eureka! Liquid gold. 764 00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:13,319 Now I got to get these in the freezer 765 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,560 or they'll go bad. Wait. 766 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,970 Why is it so dark in here? 767 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,240 Oh, why do you have that lantern on? 768 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:22,000 Darryl, what are you doing? 769 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:23,550 The power's out in the freezer, too. 770 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:25,280 But it's insulated, and it'll keep it cold 771 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,400 for a couple hours 772 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:29,140 until I can get out and buy a generator. 773 00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:30,880 Why is there so much damn food 774 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:32,620 in this freezer? And it's filthy. 775 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,500 What animal lives like this? 776 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,356 Is this a good time to talk about your eating habits? 777 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:39,150 Are you familiar with the phrase, "shop the perimeter"? 778 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,279 Don't yell at me. Help me. 779 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,960 Don't make me touch the milk bags. 780 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:51,080 Wow, you're working late. 781 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,440 And during a blackout. 782 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,750 What is this big business opportunity 783 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,060 that you called me about? 784 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,330 Well, I lied about that, 785 00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:01,580 but it is an opportunity for you to see the truth about Bert. 786 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,440 - Oh, Nathaniel. - No, I'm not letting 787 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:06,460 an outsider take over a branch of our family's firm. 788 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,750 I hired an investigator, 789 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:11,250 and Bert is in no way qualified to be running this place 790 00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:12,690 or even working here. 791 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,360 Look. It's all in the file. 792 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:20,230 Oh, yeah. Yep. I know all that. 793 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,320 You... you know about the mental illness? 794 00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:26,960 The fact that he's never practiced law? 795 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,970 I mean, he's a conspiracy theorist. 796 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,470 I mean, the-the man once lived in a sewer. 797 00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:33,160 - You mean Long Beach? - No. 798 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:35,240 I mean an actual sewer. 799 00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:38,160 I don't care about him. I care about you. 800 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,320 You're a screwup who's in love with a lunatic 801 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,850 who pushed a man off the roof. 802 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:45,040 I read the Daily Covina. 803 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,720 I comment sometimes, too. 804 00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:49,000 I don't know who you are anymore. 805 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,460 That's why I called that wacko Bert in, 806 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,960 to see if it would wake you up. 807 00:29:53,030 --> 00:29:54,160 - I-I'm... - And it did. 808 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,880 Wait. I'm sorry, you... 809 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,860 you care about me? 810 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:02,770 Man, I really did a number on you, didn't I? 811 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,200 Son, what I care about 812 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,710 is the firm. That's what matters. 813 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,220 Devon. Devon. 814 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,249 Okay, come back. Please come back. 815 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:16,250 Give us another sign. Tell us what you need. 816 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,120 Why have you contacted us? 817 00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:20,100 This is a safe space. 818 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:22,990 Are you here listening? 819 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:24,990 Are you here? 820 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,260 Ah! 821 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,580 - Oh, my God. - What? 822 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,540 She wants us to look at her Facebook page. 823 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:36,000 Facebook page. 824 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,100 Yeah, but weren't you already open to that page 825 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,879 - when the power went out? - She was. 826 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,280 She definitely was. 827 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,340 Oh, my God, you guys. Look at this. 828 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,520 Today's... 829 00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:49,260 ... the anniversary of her death. 830 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:51,480 Oh, please forgive me, Jesus. 831 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,490 If you want me to become a nun, I totally will. 832 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,860 I can rock a black maxi. 833 00:30:54,930 --> 00:30:56,660 No, no, don't... Just stop it, Valencia. 834 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,790 This isn't about you. This is about her. 835 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,600 She wants us to honor her... 836 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,120 somehow. 837 00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:04,940 I don't know, bring her flowers or something. 838 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,680 Yeah, she wants us to bring her flowers. 839 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,600 Okay. Oh, and also, 840 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,440 she wants us to bring her some period panties. 841 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:11,670 No, that's a Facebook ad. 842 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:13,350 - Oh. - Okay, let's go buy 843 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,740 some flowers and free a ghost from purgatory. 844 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,210 Oh. Let's go. 845 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:22,060 I have the car keys. And the car. 846 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,860 Okay. 847 00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:34,200 Well, thanks for not making me touch the milk bags. 848 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,579 - Oh. - Hey. 849 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,700 Oh, thank goodness. The power came on. 850 00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:40,110 All this milk will be safe now. 851 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:41,380 That is a ton of milk. 852 00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:43,540 You're good for what, six months? 853 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,840 No, that's a week. 854 00:31:44,910 --> 00:31:46,520 Then I got to get out there and do it again. 855 00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:47,540 You're kidding me. 856 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,880 No. 857 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,480 No, I'm not. 858 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:53,100 Hey, we're back. 859 00:31:55,150 --> 00:31:57,720 Uh, what happened in here? 860 00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:58,790 Uh, this happened. 861 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,460 He overstocked 862 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,979 the freezer with black market breast milk, 863 00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:03,020 and then he missed his daughter's first 864 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,040 Halloween dressed as a koala. 865 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,440 What? You said, specifically, that she was not a koala. 866 00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:08,230 Oh, great. No, that's great. I missed that? 867 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,460 Did you take a picture? 868 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,559 Yeah, I took about four. 869 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,399 Josh took 78, mostly selfies, 870 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,676 but don't worry, she's in some of them. 871 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,400 I can't believe I missed that. 872 00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:18,110 I mean... 873 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120 I just wanted to make sure 874 00:32:19,121 --> 00:32:20,339 she had every advantage, you know? 875 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,110 That's all I was doing it for. 876 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:24,560 I mean, I don't have boobs, you did. 877 00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:26,010 You breastfed. 878 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,180 Madison's so smart and she has no allergies, and... 879 00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:31,120 I don't know, maybe that's why. 880 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:32,590 Maybe. 881 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,760 Or maybe it's because we're good parents. 882 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:37,190 Also, I don't know what I told you at the time, 883 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:39,630 but I only breastfed for, like, ten days. 884 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,630 My nipples were like raw steak. 885 00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:42,650 Guh-ross. 886 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,040 Thank you, Madison. 887 00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:46,080 Darryl, your daughter with the weird name 888 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,840 does not need breast milk or a mom. 889 00:32:48,910 --> 00:32:50,540 She needs a good parent. 890 00:32:50,610 --> 00:32:52,110 And she has one. 891 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,480 So use all that milk if you want, 892 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,240 then just go back to formula. 893 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,780 I'm telling you, it's fine. 894 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,280 Thank you. 895 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:02,480 Dad, you know you're a great father. 896 00:33:02,550 --> 00:33:05,020 I got so many compliments on my costume. 897 00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:07,560 Really? People liked it? 898 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:10,090 You snailed it, dude; you always do. 899 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:19,320 Ugh, these Hocus Pocus fans are filthy. 900 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,590 - Oh, there it is. Lee. Lee. - Oh. 901 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:24,490 Look. 902 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,280 Can you hold this for a sec? 903 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,170 Hi, Devon. 904 00:33:35,540 --> 00:33:39,100 I don't know you and you don't know me, 905 00:33:39,170 --> 00:33:41,770 but I know your story. 906 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,370 And I know your shame. 907 00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:46,760 I mean, the poopy on the walls thing is tough. 908 00:33:46,770 --> 00:33:48,840 I'm not saying that it's not tough, 909 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,080 but... 910 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:54,040 you deserve flowers today. 911 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:56,120 So here you go. 912 00:33:58,690 --> 00:34:02,230 Devon, I know what it's like to feel ashamed. 913 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:06,100 And I know that it's easier sometimes to just 914 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,800 dwell in that shame rather than move on. 915 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:16,540 God, there is something weirdly satisfying about just... 916 00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:18,940 staying in... 917 00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:21,580 the purgatory of your past. 918 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,680 But you have to move on. 919 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:26,780 You can't change what happened, 920 00:34:26,850 --> 00:34:29,950 but you can change what will happen. 921 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:33,760 So move on, Devon. 922 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,180 Move forward. 923 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:43,280 That was beautiful, Rebecca. 924 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:45,550 Thank you. 925 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,499 Who cares if she sprayed poopie 926 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:52,689 all over the walls? 927 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:55,260 She made mistakes. We all do. 928 00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:57,260 Aw. 929 00:34:57,330 --> 00:35:00,870 Oh, okay. I'm sorry if I scared you ladies. 930 00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:02,270 Hello, Paula. 931 00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:04,270 - Oh, God, this guy. - Okay, look. 932 00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:07,220 I know you guys all think I'm creepy, but rest assured, 933 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:09,640 I've been watching you the whole time... 934 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:12,470 ... standing in an open grave, and I think I heard 935 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,350 someone talking about shame. 936 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:18,780 Yeah, that was me. 937 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,820 Uh, I've been dealing with shame in my life lately. 938 00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:23,759 Okay, well, crippling shame affects 939 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,860 all of us, Rebecca. 940 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,440 And, you know, not just because you have a history of arson, 941 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,600 or you slept with your ex-boyfriend's dad. 942 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,730 Um... 943 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,620 I-I also edit the Daily Covina. 944 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,500 You know, a lot of people are scared of cemeteries. 945 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,740 You know, th-th-they come here spooked 946 00:35:39,810 --> 00:35:41,480 with thoughts of the undead, 947 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,880 but what haunts people the most... 948 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:46,980 is their own past. 949 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,960 ? Some people are scared of goblins and ghosts ? 950 00:35:58,030 --> 00:36:01,390 ? They shriek at a raven perched on a post ? 951 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,860 ? "Oh, no!" they cry ? 952 00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:04,430 ? "It's a spooky black cat" ? 953 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,300 ? But there are so many things ? 954 00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:08,140 ? Far more frightening than that ? 955 00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:11,440 ? Like when I asked a woman I hadn't seen in a while ? 956 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,340 ? How long she'd been pregnant ? 957 00:36:13,410 --> 00:36:14,860 ? And there went her smile ? 958 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,550 ? Turns out, she'd just gained weight ? 959 00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:17,940 ? "I'm so sorry," I said ? 960 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:20,150 ? And when that memory fills me ? 961 00:36:20,210 --> 00:36:21,380 ? With horror and dread ? 962 00:36:21,450 --> 00:36:22,710 ? I do the cringe ? 963 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,620 ? Ugh ? 964 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:26,280 ? I do the cringe ? 965 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,020 - ? Ooh ? - ? Ugh ? 966 00:36:28,090 --> 00:36:29,890 ? More than a twinge ? 967 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,560 ? The thought leaves me aghast ? 968 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,400 ? Because nothing is as scary ? 969 00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:35,190 ? As what lurks in your past ? 970 00:36:42,370 --> 00:36:45,200 ? Banshees and ghouls can give a good fright ? 971 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:48,510 ? But that's not what keeps me up at night ? 972 00:36:48,580 --> 00:36:51,740 ? I think about that time in bed with my ex ? 973 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:55,180 ? When I chuckled at his penis during sex ? 974 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:56,820 ? She does the cringe ? 975 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,520 ? It was a full-blown laugh ? 976 00:36:58,590 --> 00:36:59,990 ? She does the cringe ? 977 00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,750 ? It looked like a cute little puppet ? 978 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,560 ? She does the cringe ? 979 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,290 ? He went soft and cried ? 980 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,220 ? And that was the night ? 981 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,660 ? Their relationship died ? 982 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:19,000 ? I told a date I lost my wallet so she would pay ? 983 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:22,540 ? I hooked up with the bassist of Sugar Ray ? 984 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,840 ? I got an angel tattoo on my upper thigh ? 985 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,980 ? I gave my mother's eulogy completely high ? 986 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,700 ? See? Everyone has sins ? 987 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,599 ? They want to wash away ? 988 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,890 ? I came up with the town motto, "Live. Work. Play." ? 989 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,900 Oh... 990 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,060 ? We do the cringe ? 991 00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:40,560 ? It was not my best work ? 992 00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:41,980 ? We do the cringe ? 993 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,800 ? In fairness, I was also high ? 994 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:45,660 ? We do the cringe ? 995 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:47,700 ? Regret can be a blast ? 996 00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:51,070 ? When nothing is as funky as what lurks in your past ? 997 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:52,240 ? Cringe dance ? 998 00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:02,280 ? Ah, ah, stupid, stupid ? 999 00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:04,780 ? Stupid, stupid, ah ? 1000 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,450 ? We all have skeletons ? 1001 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,290 ? Real and metaphorically ? 1002 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,490 ? Wait, aren't you the guy who murdered me? ? 1003 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,090 - What? - ? Nothing, the cringe ? 1004 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,430 ? Cringe. ? 1005 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,800 Hello, Nathaniel, Jr. You wanted to see me? 1006 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,679 I did. I spoke to my father, 1007 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,850 and he put me back in charge, 1008 00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:31,280 so you can go back to being the silent partner. 1009 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,330 Oh, yes, I know. I got an e-mail 1010 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,840 from him this morning to that effect. 1011 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,650 So what are you still doing here? 1012 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,460 Oh, I like it here. I like the people. 1013 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,820 I like the work. 1014 00:38:39,890 --> 00:38:42,410 And it gives me something to do besides write Internet comments. 1015 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,880 But my father relieved you of your duties. 1016 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,990 But the thing is, he can't do that. 1017 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,380 I control the majority of this branch. 1018 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:52,360 I was only being silent because I was being a nice guy. 1019 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:53,970 But I want this job, 1020 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,930 and you need me here, I can feel it. 1021 00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:59,140 In fact, I'm enjoying it so much around here, 1022 00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:01,140 I've just made a few changes. 1023 00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:03,540 Instead of adding my name to the branch, 1024 00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:05,619 I've decided to rename it, 1025 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:07,760 something short and catchy. 1026 00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:09,550 What? 1027 00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:11,750 Behold the legal collective 1028 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:14,020 known as "MountainTop." 1029 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:16,190 Oh, my God, it's so pretty. 1030 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:19,120 I love lightning bolts. 1031 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,790 Oh, my God. 1032 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,000 Don't worry, son. 1033 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,910 It still has our names right there underneath. 1034 00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:25,560 Don't call me son. 1035 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,570 Look, I know that me being here is not your first choice, 1036 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,970 but you're stuck with me. 1037 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,940 Whatever. Don't get too comfortable, Buttenweiser. 1038 00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:36,680 Oh, I won't, not with my fibromyalgia. 1039 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,950 Okay. 1040 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,250 You can do this. 1041 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,150 Mm-hmm. 1042 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,790 There's gonna be a lot of people in there judging me. 1043 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,260 It's gonna be fine. 1044 00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:54,460 - I promise. - Mm-hmm. 1045 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,730 Okay. 1046 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,959 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 1047 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,170 - Let's go. - Okay. 1048 00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:03,259 Excuse me? Excuse me, miss. 1049 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,570 I dressed as you last night. 1050 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,870 The Rooftop Killer. 1051 00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:08,140 Can I have a selfie with you? 1052 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:09,910 Uh, sure, sure. 1053 00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:12,150 Can you put your hands around my neck 1054 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:14,210 like you're choking me? 1055 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,180 I mean, I didn't choke... I didn't choke anyone. 1056 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,950 - That's okay. - Okay. 1057 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:20,920 Okay. Ah. 1058 00:40:20,990 --> 00:40:23,220 She was so nice. 1059 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,760 She was so nice. 1060 00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:26,499 Okay, maybe they care a little bit, 1061 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,820 but, um, it'll wear off. 1062 00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:30,900 Yeah, at least you didn't poopy on a wall. 1063 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,140 That's a good point. Thank you, V. 1064 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,570 You guys, the mystery is solved. 1065 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,680 I just talked to our landlord. 1066 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,440 Turns out there's an issue with the pipes... 1067 00:40:38,510 --> 00:40:40,910 ... so some major off-gassing of steam. 1068 00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:42,880 It knocked the books off the shelf, 1069 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,770 then created that awful groaning sound, 1070 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,240 shot steam up through the floor 1071 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:48,599 which is what floated the coffee table. 1072 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,080 Wh... pipes... ? 1073 00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:51,900 Yes, it turns out they were clogged 1074 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:55,060 with a giant wad of tampons. 1075 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,940 - That makes sense. - Mm-hmm. 1076 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,300 - Sorry. - Yep. 1077 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,130 So there was really no ghost? 1078 00:41:00,190 --> 00:41:01,430 Of course there wasn't. 1079 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,990 Or was there? 1080 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:05,550 No, there wasn't. 1081 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:07,120 There's a rational explanation. 1082 00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,230 I just told you what it was. 1083 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,440 Or... did you? 1084 00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,270 Yes. 1085 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,270 Yes, she did. Yeah. 1086 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,320 Okay. Guess we'll never know. 1087 00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:20,980 No, we do know now. 1088 00:41:21,050 --> 00:41:23,680 Or... do we? 1089 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:25,580 I would say we definitely do. 1090 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,990 But, definitely? 1091 00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:28,820 Yes. 1092 00:41:28,890 --> 00:41:30,020 Mm, do we, though? 1093 00:41:30,090 --> 00:41:32,020 No, we do. 1094 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:33,260 But do we not? 1095 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:36,700 Oh, no. We... oh. What? 1096 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,199 - We def... We do. - Can we be sure though? 1097 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:45,200 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --