1 00:00:00,586 --> 00:00:02,070 Okay, I'll go in first. 2 00:00:02,072 --> 00:00:03,821 Wait, maybe I should go in first. 3 00:00:03,823 --> 00:00:04,889 It doesn't matter who goes in first. 4 00:00:04,891 --> 00:00:06,040 We just can't go in together, 5 00:00:06,042 --> 00:00:07,292 'cause it's gonna look suspicious. 6 00:00:07,294 --> 00:00:08,372 Well then, if it doesn't matter, 7 00:00:08,373 --> 00:00:09,778 - I'll go in first. - That's fine, go in first. 8 00:00:09,779 --> 00:00:11,177 I'm happy to sit here for ten minutes 9 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,331 - and listen to the radio. - Okay, no, you go in first. 10 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:14,332 - Oh. - Amy. 11 00:00:14,334 --> 00:00:16,067 - Hey. - Listen. 12 00:00:16,069 --> 00:00:18,342 Sorry for accidentally texting you that nude. 13 00:00:18,343 --> 00:00:19,537 No worries. 14 00:00:20,058 --> 00:00:21,224 What's Jonah doing in there? 15 00:00:21,226 --> 00:00:23,626 Oh, hey, Dina. Uh, I was just 16 00:00:23,628 --> 00:00:25,895 looking for this Del Taco receipt 17 00:00:25,897 --> 00:00:28,231 for 12 tacos. 18 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:30,066 You must have been very hungry. No judgment. 19 00:00:30,068 --> 00:00:32,302 So did you two drive together? 20 00:00:32,304 --> 00:00:34,404 Um, yes? We did. 21 00:00:34,406 --> 00:00:36,673 We are carpooling to save some money. 22 00:00:36,877 --> 00:00:38,086 And the environment. 23 00:00:38,243 --> 00:00:39,793 Well, saving money is reason enough. 24 00:00:39,795 --> 00:00:40,866 No need to keep explaining. 25 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:42,014 What's going on? 26 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:43,989 - Nothing! - Maybe we should get inside? 27 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:45,485 Amy and Jonah are carpooling. 28 00:00:45,486 --> 00:00:47,938 Oh! I'm in. Carpool karaoke. 29 00:00:47,939 --> 00:00:48,926 What's carpool karaoke? 30 00:00:48,927 --> 00:00:52,505 You know how people like to sing in the car? That. 31 00:00:52,841 --> 00:00:55,124 Well, that settles that. Dina, you're blocking my door. 32 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:58,036 Hey, Sayeed! Amy and Jonah are carpooling! 33 00:00:58,037 --> 00:01:00,080 Whoo! Carpool Karaoke! 34 00:01:00,081 --> 00:01:02,666 That's what I said! 35 00:01:02,668 --> 00:01:03,867 That's what she said! 36 00:01:03,869 --> 00:01:05,873 That's... wild. 37 00:01:05,897 --> 00:01:10,803 credits 38 00:01:11,106 --> 00:01:14,010 It doesn't make any sense. Why are you guys carpooling 39 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:15,846 when you live so far apart? 40 00:01:15,848 --> 00:01:19,249 You literally have to drive past the store to pick each other up. 41 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:21,785 I'm surprised this hasn't occurred to either one of you 42 00:01:21,787 --> 00:01:24,855 during your long morning drives to each other's houses. 43 00:01:24,857 --> 00:01:28,693 You know what, Cheyenne? You are really good at this logistics stuff. 44 00:01:28,695 --> 00:01:30,827 You should be planning everybody's carpools. 45 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,195 Really? You think so? 46 00:01:32,197 --> 00:01:33,830 Yeah, you're really great at it. 47 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:35,632 You have a gift for logistics. 48 00:01:35,634 --> 00:01:38,819 Oh, because I could. I mean, I could do it right now. 49 00:01:38,821 --> 00:01:43,123 - Now would be great. - Okay. I'm gonna. 50 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:44,411 Get it, girl! 51 00:01:46,551 --> 00:01:47,935 Why don't you just tell everybody you're dating? 52 00:01:47,936 --> 00:01:50,558 This is the most boring secret I've ever had to live with. 53 00:01:50,559 --> 00:01:52,349 We don't need everybody in our business, okay? 54 00:01:52,351 --> 00:01:53,367 This place loves gossip. 55 00:01:53,368 --> 00:01:55,318 Well, at least get better about hiding it. 56 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,369 What are you talking about? 57 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,104 We're not acting different around each other. 58 00:01:58,106 --> 00:01:59,306 I mean, it's obvious to me, 59 00:01:59,308 --> 00:02:01,525 but I'm more perceptive than most. 60 00:02:01,527 --> 00:02:05,059 Most people didn't even notice that Henry and Jay have been hooking up. 61 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:07,311 I mean, it seems obvious to me. 62 00:02:08,267 --> 00:02:10,400 There's an opening at the Fenton's store, 63 00:02:10,402 --> 00:02:12,302 and they said that I could transfer. 64 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:14,247 You just need to sign this form. 65 00:02:17,906 --> 00:02:20,039 Wait, is this about Jonah? 66 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:22,241 Because I can make him take you back, okay? 67 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,794 Yeah, I'm his boss. He's gotta do what I say. 68 00:02:25,369 --> 00:02:28,620 That's so generous of you to offer 69 00:02:28,621 --> 00:02:30,363 to force someone to be with me. 70 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,194 Makes me feel really good about myself. 71 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:33,881 It should. 72 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,658 Uh, but no, this isn't about Jonah. 73 00:02:36,659 --> 00:02:40,248 I mean, the Fenton location is just a lot closer to my house. 74 00:02:40,249 --> 00:02:44,769 Well, if everyone only worked at places that were close 75 00:02:44,771 --> 00:02:48,259 to their house, then I'd only work at my neighbor's. 76 00:02:49,347 --> 00:02:50,827 Yeah, that's a good point. 77 00:02:51,985 --> 00:02:54,124 Should we get a scented candle for our nightstand? 78 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:55,030 Yeah. 79 00:02:55,032 --> 00:02:56,748 This one smells like peanut butter. 80 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:57,646 Oh! 81 00:02:59,155 --> 00:03:00,725 I already got a jelly one. 82 00:03:01,634 --> 00:03:03,467 PB&J. 83 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:04,471 Jay! 84 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,053 What are you doing here? 85 00:03:09,129 --> 00:03:11,014 Jerry and I are moving in together. 86 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,372 Oh. Wow. Congratulations, Sandra. 87 00:03:15,991 --> 00:03:17,294 Enjoy my HPV. 88 00:03:19,706 --> 00:03:20,450 Thank you. 89 00:03:21,191 --> 00:03:24,709 Hey, Mateo, how many times in a row 90 00:03:24,711 --> 00:03:26,978 have you been employee of the month again? 91 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:28,706 Oh, I don't even keep track. 92 00:03:28,707 --> 00:03:31,950 - I think it's at least three... - Five, it's five. Five. 93 00:03:31,952 --> 00:03:34,102 Wow. That's a good run. 94 00:03:34,104 --> 00:03:38,740 Um, Kelly wants to transfer to a different store, 95 00:03:38,742 --> 00:03:41,426 and I was thinking maybe it's because 96 00:03:41,428 --> 00:03:43,595 she doesn't feel appreciated here. 97 00:03:43,597 --> 00:03:45,864 So, then I was thinking, 98 00:03:45,866 --> 00:03:49,868 "What if we made her Employee of the Month this month?" 99 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:51,970 Like, both of us at the same time? 100 00:03:51,972 --> 00:03:55,040 Well, maybe just her, you know, as a token, 101 00:03:55,042 --> 00:03:57,275 to make her feel special. 102 00:03:57,277 --> 00:03:59,978 Ah. What a cool idea. 103 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:00,928 Thank you. 104 00:04:01,435 --> 00:04:02,948 So we would take it away from me... 105 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:04,883 - Yup. - And give it to her. 106 00:04:04,885 --> 00:04:06,217 Yes! 107 00:04:06,219 --> 00:04:07,819 Love that, so much. 108 00:04:07,821 --> 00:04:08,787 Great. 109 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,956 Although I do wonder... devil's advocate... 110 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:11,756 Mm-hmm? 111 00:04:11,758 --> 00:04:13,825 If it somehow cheapens the award 112 00:04:13,827 --> 00:04:16,978 by just handing it out to anyone, if that makes sense. 113 00:04:17,317 --> 00:04:20,799 Well, she's not just anyone. I mean, Kelly is wonderful. 114 00:04:20,801 --> 00:04:23,722 Oh! Absolutely. Without a doubt. 115 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:25,003 Kelly's a delight. 116 00:04:25,005 --> 00:04:27,989 But at the same time, she's also, you know, 117 00:04:27,991 --> 00:04:30,532 terrible... at the job. 118 00:04:31,645 --> 00:04:32,698 Yeah. 119 00:04:34,229 --> 00:04:36,496 I got a map and marked down where everyone lived, 120 00:04:36,499 --> 00:04:38,491 and then I used logistics to figure out 121 00:04:38,492 --> 00:04:40,357 the most efficient carpools. 122 00:04:40,358 --> 00:04:42,983 Wow. You really put a lot of effort into this. 123 00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:45,075 Yeah, I haven't sold, like, anything today. 124 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:46,906 Like, nothing. 125 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:49,610 A few thoughts: you've got Mark riding with Terrence. 126 00:04:49,612 --> 00:04:50,828 They hate each other. 127 00:04:50,829 --> 00:04:52,529 Sarah and Rob are going through a divorce. 128 00:04:52,531 --> 00:04:56,250 Sarah had that secret family. So did Rob. 129 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:58,145 Um, see this line between Heather and Cody? 130 00:04:58,146 --> 00:05:00,554 That's a river. So how are they carpooling? 131 00:05:00,556 --> 00:05:01,787 - Submarine? - Yeah. 132 00:05:01,788 --> 00:05:05,793 Herman's riding with Rico, but Rico's got BO, and Herman's dead. 133 00:05:05,795 --> 00:05:07,761 You can't put Phil with anyone Korean. 134 00:05:07,763 --> 00:05:09,963 He's not racist. He's too into it. 135 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:11,873 And I wouldn't ride with Elias 136 00:05:11,874 --> 00:05:14,227 even if you promised to murder my entire family. 137 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:17,421 But, uh, other than those, nice work. 138 00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:19,968 Do you think Garret's right? 139 00:05:19,969 --> 00:05:22,386 Are we acting like we like each other? 140 00:05:22,852 --> 00:05:24,705 I don't know, I mean, maybe I'm... 141 00:05:24,707 --> 00:05:26,356 annoying you less than I used to. 142 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:28,592 - Ah, no, that's not it. - Oh, yeah? 143 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,028 Name three things I do 144 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:31,378 that are actually annoying to you. 145 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:32,813 - Just three? - And you can't say... 146 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,081 can't say asking this question. 147 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,516 That doesn't count. It's too easy. 148 00:05:35,518 --> 00:05:36,817 Okay, come on. Let's hear 'em. 149 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:38,285 You know what? Enough chit-chat. 150 00:05:38,287 --> 00:05:39,161 Get back to work. 151 00:05:39,162 --> 00:05:41,119 What are you doing? I'm just joking. 152 00:05:42,858 --> 00:05:45,058 I was working until you interrupted me. 153 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,961 - Just do your job, Jonah. - You do your job, Amy. 154 00:05:47,963 --> 00:05:51,541 I am doing my job... telling you to do your job. 155 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,921 - Not bad. - That was good. 156 00:05:56,488 --> 00:05:58,238 Today, we honor 157 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,842 one of our most valued and cherished employees. 158 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:06,346 On behalf of store 1217, it is my privilege 159 00:06:06,771 --> 00:06:10,234 to award the Golden Vest... 160 00:06:10,522 --> 00:06:11,885 to Kelly Watson! 161 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,296 What? 162 00:06:14,348 --> 00:06:15,931 Wait. The Golden Vest? 163 00:06:16,103 --> 00:06:19,117 Yes. It's one of Cloud 9's highest honors. 164 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,656 Oh, Glenn, you really don't have to do all of this. 165 00:06:22,657 --> 00:06:25,566 Shh. The Golden Vest! 166 00:06:25,568 --> 00:06:27,701 Cheyenne. 167 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:31,149 - Congratulations. - Yay. 168 00:06:36,298 --> 00:06:37,764 Really, Jonah? 169 00:06:37,766 --> 00:06:39,840 You're spraying all-purpose cleaner on the fruit? 170 00:06:39,841 --> 00:06:41,201 You know what? Chill out. 171 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:43,121 I'll fix it, all right? Stop shrieking. 172 00:06:43,122 --> 00:06:45,639 Oh, so anytime a woman tells you what to do, it's shrieking? 173 00:06:45,641 --> 00:06:47,057 Oh, don't make this about sexism. 174 00:06:47,059 --> 00:06:48,308 Have you ever looked in the mirror, 175 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:49,465 listened to your own voice... 176 00:06:49,472 --> 00:06:50,347 It's about being a lunatic! 177 00:06:50,349 --> 00:06:52,432 Listen to yourself. You're shrieking! 178 00:06:56,693 --> 00:06:58,091 God, I hate that guy. 179 00:07:01,324 --> 00:07:02,923 So sparkly. 180 00:07:04,138 --> 00:07:05,291 I'm sorry? 181 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:08,337 All these months. Playing dumb. 182 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:10,347 Just playing so dumb. 183 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:11,768 All the time! 184 00:07:11,991 --> 00:07:14,574 Well, you knew exactly what you were doing. 185 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,789 You were going for the gold. 186 00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:19,673 Are you talking about the vest? 187 00:07:19,675 --> 00:07:21,558 You can drop the act, Helen Mirren. 188 00:07:21,559 --> 00:07:22,830 You got what you wanted. 189 00:07:22,831 --> 00:07:24,511 Mateo, you know that this is just 190 00:07:24,513 --> 00:07:26,418 some silly made-up award, right? 191 00:07:26,419 --> 00:07:27,628 I mean, it's completely meaningless. 192 00:07:27,629 --> 00:07:30,444 It's like Employee of the Month. 193 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:35,679 You are the most petty, jealous, and bitter person I've ever met. 194 00:07:42,651 --> 00:07:44,693 I gotta get the [bleep] out of here. 195 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,665 Need help finding anything, Jer-Bear? 196 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:49,465 Yeah, I'm looking for some art 197 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:50,977 with just, like, words on it. 198 00:07:50,978 --> 00:07:55,083 Like maybe it says dream or cat or Merlot. 199 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,726 I don't know, I'm not an artist. 200 00:07:57,869 --> 00:07:59,669 Let's see what we can find. 201 00:08:01,071 --> 00:08:02,906 You look amazing, by the way. 202 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:05,022 What have you lost, like, 10 pounds? 203 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:07,447 I don't know. I've never weighed myself. 204 00:08:09,931 --> 00:08:12,014 You are so funny! 205 00:08:12,016 --> 00:08:14,169 You make me laugh harder than anybody! 206 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,936 I mean, I am laughing so hard, I am crying. 207 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:21,449 Oh. Oh, sorry. 208 00:08:22,089 --> 00:08:23,991 I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra. 209 00:08:23,992 --> 00:08:25,915 Uh, that's okay. 210 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:29,331 I am so embarrassed. Don't look at my face. 211 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:35,769 Nobody cares about your obnoxious opinions, Jonah! 212 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:36,872 Oh, obnoxious! 213 00:08:36,873 --> 00:08:38,909 That's a pretty big word for you, Amy! 214 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,889 Oh, sure, keep on calling me dumb, 215 00:08:41,374 --> 00:08:45,532 you slick-haired, insecure, sad little fancy boy. 216 00:08:46,384 --> 00:08:51,242 What an insulting and antiquated thing for you to say to me. 217 00:08:51,243 --> 00:08:53,231 You know what? If I'm a fancy boy, 218 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:55,117 - you know what you are? - No, what am I? 219 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,438 You are a loud-mouthed, domineering, crazy little... 220 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,003 - Is bitch too... - No, it's good. 221 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:00,982 Bitch! 222 00:09:01,689 --> 00:09:02,583 Yeah, I said it. 223 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,454 Don't you use that word with me! 224 00:09:05,455 --> 00:09:06,250 Take this! 225 00:09:06,892 --> 00:09:08,054 Ow! 226 00:09:08,055 --> 00:09:10,917 You shoved me, Amy! What is wrong with you? 227 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:11,599 Yeah, I did. 228 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,496 What are you gonna do about it, you wuss? 229 00:09:13,961 --> 00:09:15,624 Ow! 230 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,886 Um, why would you slam my clipboard 231 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,462 on the floor like that? 232 00:09:22,464 --> 00:09:24,110 Nice pivot. 233 00:09:24,111 --> 00:09:27,267 And then I realized that Dom always says 234 00:09:27,269 --> 00:09:29,473 creepy things to women when he's alone with them. 235 00:09:29,474 --> 00:09:32,271 So I had him pick up Jarrett before Amanda. 236 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:35,225 But then the problem was, who is driving Debbie? 237 00:09:35,227 --> 00:09:37,644 And then I remembered, Debbie had that cocaine problem 238 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:39,278 so she can't smell a thing. 239 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:42,850 Which brings us back to Kyle the farter. 240 00:09:44,488 --> 00:09:45,832 Boom. 241 00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:47,818 Now, you know a lot of these people 242 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,737 don't work the same shift, right? 243 00:09:52,077 --> 00:09:54,004 Thank you for bringing that to my attention. 244 00:09:54,005 --> 00:09:55,965 I mean, they wouldn't even be at the store at the same time. 245 00:09:55,966 --> 00:09:57,534 Okay, yeah, I get your point. 246 00:09:59,968 --> 00:10:00,800 Hey! 247 00:10:00,802 --> 00:10:02,935 Keep your saggy boobs to yourself. 248 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,020 Oops. Did Jerry say something? 249 00:10:05,403 --> 00:10:07,545 I didn't hear him complain at the time. 250 00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:09,522 That's because he's very soft-spoken. 251 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,262 Ow. Stop. 252 00:10:13,015 --> 00:10:14,648 You stop. 253 00:10:17,761 --> 00:10:20,273 There she is. Mrs. Golden Vest. 254 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,646 She's the best. 255 00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,868 Did you sign my transfer papers yet? 256 00:10:25,594 --> 00:10:27,330 But you won the Golden Vest. 257 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:28,564 Glenn. 258 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:30,700 Come on, don't leave us. 259 00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:33,146 I mean, I know it's not a perfect workplace, 260 00:10:33,147 --> 00:10:34,867 but we love each other here. 261 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:38,705 Keep your hands off him! He's mine! 262 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,962 Excuse me, I've got to go stop the love. 263 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,938 Oh, great, working next to Amy. 264 00:10:44,939 --> 00:10:47,178 - I can't wait to be scowled at. - No! 265 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:49,472 You do not talk to my best friend that way. 266 00:10:49,473 --> 00:10:50,775 - No, Dina... - Butt out, Amy. 267 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,046 Listen to me, you rejected American Girl doll. 268 00:10:53,047 --> 00:10:54,060 You think you're so great? 269 00:10:54,061 --> 00:10:56,254 Your boyish good looks aren't gonna age well. 270 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,917 You're hitting a wall, pretty boy, 271 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,559 at a hundred miles an hour. 272 00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:00,863 Yeah, you can already see it. 273 00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:03,476 The crow's feet, receding hairline, hunchback. 274 00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:06,171 To think I used to masturbate to you. 275 00:11:06,997 --> 00:11:09,164 - Oh. - Multiple times a day. 276 00:11:12,091 --> 00:11:14,176 What is going on in this store? 277 00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:16,055 Jonah and Amy are at each other's throats. 278 00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:19,363 Somebody started a Twitter campaign, #GoldenVestSoWhite. 279 00:11:19,364 --> 00:11:21,810 I mean, it's just been tense lately. 280 00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:23,395 It must be my fault. 281 00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:26,573 It's like they say, the fish rots from the head. 282 00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:29,377 What are you talking about? 283 00:11:29,903 --> 00:11:32,798 It's the expression. Fish rots from the head. 284 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:33,739 I've never heard of that. 285 00:11:33,741 --> 00:11:35,040 Why would it rot from the head first? 286 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,658 It would all rot simultaneously. 287 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,827 The point is, if things are toxic here, 288 00:11:38,829 --> 00:11:40,535 it's my job to fix it. 289 00:11:40,536 --> 00:11:42,414 If anything, the guts would rot first, 290 00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:43,582 they're full of feces. 291 00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:45,167 Where are you getting this head thing? 292 00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:47,419 I mean, whoever told you that was not an ichthyologist. 293 00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:49,254 I don't care how a fish rots. 294 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:51,590 Well, I don't care for you spreading lies about fish. 295 00:11:51,592 --> 00:11:53,091 How is that a lie? 296 00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:03,935 A toxic workplace is a workplace 297 00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:07,439 where an employee feels both unhappy and unwelcome. 298 00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:09,119 Now, what could cause that? 299 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,943 Uh, your supervisor being a giant pain in the ass? 300 00:12:11,945 --> 00:12:15,030 Oh, wow, Jonah had a little comment, shocking. 301 00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:17,500 Wow. Those two really don't get along. 302 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,509 Well, no, no, this is a perfect example. 303 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:21,620 Like, you need to communicate better. 304 00:12:21,622 --> 00:12:23,066 Look, let's practice. 305 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,924 Who wants to say something critical about me? 306 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:28,794 Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh. Pick me. 307 00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,762 Pick me. I've got so many. 308 00:12:30,764 --> 00:12:32,130 - Uh... - Come on. 309 00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:33,897 Anyone? Amy! 310 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:37,386 Why don't you say what you don't like about me? 311 00:12:37,388 --> 00:12:40,638 Um, no, there really isn't anything. 312 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:44,142 Oh, come on. I'm not made of glass. 313 00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:46,646 Uh, okay. 314 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,815 I guess if I had to make a complaint, 315 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,708 because you're forcing me to, 316 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:58,206 I don't love the way you pronounce "measure." 317 00:12:59,874 --> 00:13:01,326 Mm-hmm. 318 00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:02,353 Okay. Good. 319 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:08,750 It's just... kind of hard to shake off here. 320 00:13:08,752 --> 00:13:12,054 Really took the wind out of me, but... 321 00:13:14,612 --> 00:13:17,783 Okay, we're back, okay. All right, moving on, um... 322 00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:23,662 No, I'm gonna need another minute. 323 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,921 _ 324 00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:38,530 Okay, so one way to deal with conflict 325 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:43,201 is to try and see it from the other person's point of view. 326 00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:47,205 Uh, for example, these two had a terrible breakup, 327 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:50,237 which left Kelly feeling a lot of pain. 328 00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:54,860 So, Kelly, I want you to imagine that you're Jonah, 329 00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:59,008 and I want you, Jonah, to tell Kelly how you're feeling. 330 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,231 Yeah, you can do this. 331 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:08,393 Okay, uh, Kelly, I'm sorry I was such a bad boyfriend. 332 00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,696 But I also realize that you should be able 333 00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:14,064 to transfer stores if you want to. 334 00:14:15,441 --> 00:14:17,369 Um, yeah. That-that was okay. 335 00:14:17,371 --> 00:14:19,738 You know, it's always a little rough at first. 336 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:24,471 Now, Kelly, I want you to tell Jonah what you're feeling. 337 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,706 You know what... actually, I'm sorry... 338 00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:27,325 could you have them switch clothes? 339 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,123 It would help me visualize it. 340 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,143 That's interesting. 341 00:14:31,144 --> 00:14:35,337 I'm just gonna do it like this, okay? 342 00:14:35,339 --> 00:14:40,004 Jonah, I don't feel you were fair to me... 343 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,260 Wait a minute. This sounds nothing like Kelly. 344 00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:43,145 It's more like... 345 00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:45,263 Hi, everybody! I'm Kelly! 346 00:14:45,265 --> 00:14:48,266 Nope. Wait. Hold on. Let's do this. 347 00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:50,068 Nice and accurate. How about it? 348 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,687 Dina, it's not about doing impressions. 349 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,105 Hey, it's me, Kelly! 350 00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:56,575 Boy, it sure is windy out today. 351 00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:58,577 Whoa! 352 00:14:58,579 --> 00:14:59,928 That seems unnecessary. 353 00:14:59,929 --> 00:15:01,610 Jonah, you told me you loved me. 354 00:15:01,612 --> 00:15:04,696 And then you dumped me so that you could have sex with that pregnant whore. 355 00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:05,374 Hey! 356 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,710 These are Kelly's words. Not mine. 357 00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:07,972 I don't sound like that. 358 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:10,086 It's a little more squeaky, like... 359 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,287 Hey, everybody, I'm Kelly! 360 00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:13,233 No, it's more like... 361 00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:15,915 Hi, everybody, I'm Kelly! 362 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,630 Hi, everyone, I'm Kelly! 363 00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:18,878 It's your girl, Kelly! 364 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,144 Oh, my God. 365 00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:38,671 These customers are so handsome. 366 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,899 How am I supposed to work checkout? 367 00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:43,009 I'm too busy checking them out. 368 00:15:43,489 --> 00:15:46,571 Okay. Thank you, Cheyenne. 369 00:15:46,573 --> 00:15:48,657 Now we know what it would sound like 370 00:15:48,659 --> 00:15:50,585 if Fran Drescher worked at Cloud 9. 371 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,308 Ah. That was so good. 372 00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,027 Aww, thanks, doll. 373 00:15:54,028 --> 00:15:55,980 I don't understand how this is helping. 374 00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:57,606 I don't even know anymore. 375 00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,474 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Who is this? 376 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,495 I'm Sandra, and I'm a dirty slut who goes around 377 00:16:04,591 --> 00:16:07,120 stealing other people's boyfriends. 378 00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:08,761 Oh, yeah? Well, who is this? 379 00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,730 I'm Carol, I'm a jealous psycho stalker who can't take 380 00:16:11,732 --> 00:16:14,266 the fact that Jerry chose Sandra over me. 381 00:16:14,268 --> 00:16:15,600 And now they're moving in together, 382 00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:17,569 and they're gonna be so happy. 383 00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:20,742 And I'll be alone. Which is sad. 384 00:16:21,942 --> 00:16:24,442 Because maybe I was happy with Jerry. 385 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,361 But Sandra didn't care about my feelings. 386 00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:28,116 She just took what she wanted. 387 00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:31,620 Which people have always done to her. 388 00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:35,892 Maybe I only seem crazy because I'm lonely. 389 00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:41,709 Just a person who had love, and now it's gone. 390 00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,253 Wow, Sandra. 391 00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:50,634 That was... good breakthrough. 392 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,275 Yeah, but that didn't solve anything. 393 00:16:52,276 --> 00:16:53,772 It's not about solving. 394 00:16:53,774 --> 00:16:56,808 It's about communication and empathy. 395 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,804 Screw empathy. I want Jerry back. 396 00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,402 What? No. 397 00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:03,491 Finders keepers. That is the law. 398 00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:04,974 I think she should give him back. 399 00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:05,749 How do we decide? 400 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,090 We could let Jerry decide. 401 00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,177 How about we flip a coin? Winner takes Jerry, agreed? 402 00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,724 - No, I don't think... - I'm good with that. 403 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:11,763 You guys, this is crazy. 404 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,442 Let the coin do its work. 405 00:17:13,443 --> 00:17:15,885 Guys, listen, I'm not agreeing to give Jerry up. 406 00:17:15,886 --> 00:17:18,663 - Sandra, call it in the air. - No, no, heads! 407 00:17:18,665 --> 00:17:20,783 Tails. Carol, he's all yours. 408 00:17:20,784 --> 00:17:22,083 Yes! 409 00:17:24,922 --> 00:17:25,541 No. 410 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,340 Uh-oh! 411 00:17:28,342 --> 00:17:31,030 So good. 412 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:35,828 Hey, how's it going? 413 00:17:36,752 --> 00:17:39,785 Well, should I answer that as Jonah or Kelly? 414 00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:42,836 I don't do a really good Jonah. How is your Kelly? 415 00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:45,210 Hey, everybody, I'm Kelly. 416 00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:50,867 Um, you were right. 417 00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:54,076 I-I was a bad boyfriend. 418 00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:55,794 I'm sorry. 419 00:17:57,135 --> 00:18:01,289 But I hope that's not the reason you're leaving. 420 00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:05,308 It's... I don't know. 421 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,644 It's just time for me to move on. 422 00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:08,895 Try something new. 423 00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:12,148 Like, um, like, what's it like to stock flatware 424 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,818 at a different Cloud 9? I want to find out. 425 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,090 I can't even imagine. 426 00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:17,821 It doesn't matter anyway. 427 00:18:17,823 --> 00:18:19,794 I can't get Glenn to sign the transfer. 428 00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:23,710 Because we're a family, and I'm a man baby 429 00:18:23,712 --> 00:18:25,654 who won't let anyone leave! 430 00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:27,914 I can do impressions too. 431 00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:33,470 - I can do impressions too. - Oh, yeah? 432 00:18:33,472 --> 00:18:36,616 - Yeah, do you know Gail? - Uh, no? 433 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,175 Ah, too bad. I do a great Gail. 434 00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:41,429 For each day of the week, 435 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,309 each route has three variations... 436 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,014 one primary and two alternates 437 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:47,517 based on shifts and road closures. 438 00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:49,903 Now, if you're that week's ride captain, 439 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:53,690 it's your responsibility to delegate and sub-delegate... 440 00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:55,921 I'm sorry, I don't want to carpool. 441 00:18:56,244 --> 00:18:58,047 Well, why wouldn't you... 442 00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:00,080 My drive is my only "me" time. 443 00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:02,031 And I don't want to clean my car. 444 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,109 I agree. 445 00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,737 This just seems like I'd have to leave my house 446 00:19:04,738 --> 00:19:06,703 a lot earlier and get home a lot later. 447 00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:08,004 I need my car here. 448 00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:09,745 It's where I go to cry at lunch. 449 00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:20,216 I don't know, Mateo... I'm starting to think 450 00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,602 that whole meeting was a waste of time. 451 00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:23,644 Cheyenne killed. 452 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,741 Hey, Glenn, uh, I've been thinking. 453 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:29,726 What if the problem wasn't actually a toxic workplace 454 00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:31,773 but a toxic worker? 455 00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:36,173 Elias is my brother-in-law. Jerusha would kill me. 456 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,617 Oh, no, no, no. That's not... 457 00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:40,112 no, I actually was thinking Kelly. 458 00:19:40,372 --> 00:19:41,469 Kelly? 459 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:44,399 She's negative, she's unpleasant. 460 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,621 She kicked a child. 461 00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:47,911 - What? - Well, that's not... 462 00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,913 I don't... I don't know that to be true. 463 00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:52,415 But I do think that Kelly is the problem. 464 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,918 I mean, think about it. Before she worked here, 465 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,470 did you think of this place as toxic? 466 00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,651 - No. - And what about now? 467 00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:02,666 Oh, my God. 468 00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:04,920 So it's just over? 469 00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:08,262 I'm sorry. I tried as hard as I could. 470 00:20:09,262 --> 00:20:10,817 Did you say best two out of three? 471 00:20:10,819 --> 00:20:13,656 No... I wish I had thought of that. 472 00:20:14,773 --> 00:20:16,207 I wish you had too. 473 00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:20,335 I'll always love you. 474 00:20:21,246 --> 00:20:24,463 That doesn't matter. You're with Carol now. 475 00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:29,439 Can we still be friends? 476 00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:31,369 Carol said no. 477 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,631 I don't appreciate you trashing me 478 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,326 and laughing behind my back. 479 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,300 I never laugh at you, Jonah. You never say anything funny. 480 00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:46,102 Oh, hey, there's nobody else around. 481 00:20:46,104 --> 00:20:47,187 We can stop. 482 00:20:47,189 --> 00:20:49,561 Do you, uh, do you feel like seeing a movie tonight? 483 00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:51,341 No I don't feel like seeing a movie right now. 484 00:20:51,343 --> 00:20:53,009 I just said there's nobody around. 485 00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:54,304 We don't have to fight anymore. 486 00:20:54,305 --> 00:20:56,659 Okay, well I can't just switch it off on a dime. 487 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,329 So are we still fighting? 488 00:20:58,330 --> 00:20:59,769 Yeah, kind of. 489 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:01,770 Just give me a minute. It'll fade. 490 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,724 - Take all the time you need... - Don't tell me what to do. 491 00:21:04,725 --> 00:21:07,127 Well, good luck to you, Kelly. 492 00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:09,872 Thank you, Glenn. Bye! 493 00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:11,874 - Bye! - Bye, Kel! 494 00:21:12,248 --> 00:21:14,248 Good luck to the Fenton store. 495 00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:16,369 They are going to need it. 496 00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:24,226 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com