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Guess who just got her first place!

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Me! Although you can't
really call a tiger a place,

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and also it's not my first one.

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- Are you finished?
- Fine.

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Tell us more about your dumb thing.

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My thing is not dumb.

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I just finished moving my
stuff into my new condo!

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- What?
- Congratulations.

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- When do we get to see it?
- Soon,

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because you're all
invited to my housewarming.

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Well, I will be there.

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Unless it's within 100
yards of a petting zoo.

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Do I even want to kn...

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It's exactly what you think it is.

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Well, no excuses,

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because it's super close.

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In fact, you can see it from here.

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Come on.

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It's right there. The
tall black building.

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Right where that weird thing is flying.

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The thing that's shooting space rays?

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Yeah.

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Ooh, that's why I rent.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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Sources say a wormhole has
opened up somewhere on Earth

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and released a fleet of
mysterious alien ships.

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President Luthor, who was
golfing at the Mar-A-Luthor,

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responded in a Tweet:

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"Space wall will be built,
and aliens will pay for it."

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How did we elect a president
who tweets in all caps?

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Who cares? I got a tax cut.

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And I can dump whatever
I want into the river.

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Oh, my God. Wayne
Headquarters has been hit.

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I hope there weren't any casualties...

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Bob Lackey's dead!

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Yes!

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So tragic.

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He leaves behind a wife and two kids,

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and a seat on Wayne Industries' board.

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This is my chance!

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My insurance won't cover any
of the damage to my condo.

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Wait, you didn't get alien insurance?

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It turns out the aliens
are from the future,

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so they're saying technically
it hasn't happened yet.

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- Well, that's hard to argue.
- Same thing happened to me.

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I put all my savings into that condo.

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I just lost everything.

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All of your things fit into one condo?

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Now I'm sad.

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Oh, I should use this
and call Bob Lackey's wife

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before it wears off.

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Karen, I just heard.

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Oh, yes, it's sad. Can't
you tell by my voice?

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Oh, boy.

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Door's stuck. Just
enter through the hole.

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- Easy.
- Careful.

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I like the open floor plan.

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Yeah. There's so much natural light.

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Yeah. A lot of that's the explosion.

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All I have left is one
decorative throw pillow

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and my robot vacuum...

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Which just committed suicide.

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Well, before you get any ideas,

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um, we got a little surprise for you.

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Yeah. We made you a care package.

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I brought you some clothes.

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Aw, Wendy.

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Oh! These are very... cats.

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I love that sweater.

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And I found you some
apartments on Craigslist.

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Oh, and there's even one
for free if you're willing

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to let someone massage
your feet while you eat.

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Oh, there's got to be a catch.

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Aww, you guys are so sweet.

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I thought this condo was the symbol

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of everything I worked for
this year, but I was wrong.

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It's you guys.

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Oh, no!

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The petting zoo people know that
I violated my restraining order!

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I took a chance coming here! Ugh!

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Just let go of the pretzel.

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Yeah, but then I won't have a pretzel.

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Who designed this abattoir?

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Oh, my God. You're Dean West,

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the chairman of Wayne Industries.

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Hi. I...

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May I?

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Oh.

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I've come from Gotham. I
have something important

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to talk to you about.

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Yes. Um, right this way.

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Oh, my God, it's happening.

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I'm finally getting my promotion.

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Wendy, thank you for
letting me borrow this dress.

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That's a sweater, and
you know it's a sweater.

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Why would I own a cat dress?

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Emily, Van wants to
see you in his office.

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Great.

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Emily, uh, this is Chairman West.

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Nice to meet you, cat woman.

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Oh, this is a loaner.
Aliens blew up my condo.

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Heh. Yeah.

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You got the promotion?

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Ms. Locke, because of the
dastardly attack on Gotham,

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we're gonna have to make some cuts.

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He wants you to fire one
of your department heads.

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But that's Wendy, Teddy, and Ron.

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Oh, we are inseparable.

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So this was the only reason
that you came from Gotham?

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Was there any other
board-related reason?

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Nope. That's it.

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I admit, it's a bit
of a gratuitous cameo.

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What?

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The aliens, known as the
Blight, continue their path

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of destruction as the Justice
League hunts for the wormhole

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that unleashed these creatures.

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But first, the story of Mubu,

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the dyslexic panda who makes jewelry!

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All: Aww!

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What am I supposed to do?

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Go up to the people I've
spent a year bonding with,

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who have literally given
me the shirt off their back,

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and say, "You're fired"?

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That is exactly what
you do. This is business.

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I'm gonna find another way around this.

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Do you even listen to me
when we have these talks?

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Exactly.

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Van, I...

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Are you wearing shorts and Ugg boots?

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Yeah, I am.

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They gave away my spot on the board

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to Bob Lackey's weepy wife.

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My life is over.

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And, you know, not in the
same way that Bob Lackey's is,

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but it is equally as tragic.

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Don't you have, like, $100 million?

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Yeah. But what's that worth?

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Okay. Well, the good news is,

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I found tons of budget cuts,

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and we can meet Mr. West's goals

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without firing anyone.

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Please don't eat... okay.

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You know, Emily, they tell you

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that if you're rich and
you know the right people,

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that you'll go far in
life, but it is a lie!

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The only thing people
care about is hard work

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and if you have talent.

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The system's broken!

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Don't look at me.

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Okay, well, if it's cool with you,

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I am just going to
take your hand right now

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and sign this budget.

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There you go. Good job.

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Hello, beautiful.

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- That one.
- Yes.

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All right. I've got chemicals,

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and I'm about to have electricity.

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I'm gonna be the next Flash.

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- Nerd.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Ooh, okay.
- Oh! It burns!

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- Look at those legs.
- Where's he... where's he going?

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Look at these fools. I mean,
what's with the chemicals?

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Everyone knows The Flash got his powers

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from a radioactive cheetah.

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Well, actually, the science holds up.

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But if you want super-speed,
you're gonna need

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a way higher voltage and
much stronger chemicals.

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Is that true?

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Well, yeah, in theory.

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You should try it, Van.

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Imagine the power. I can videotape it.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. That's a bad idea.

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Sure. Who gives a?

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All right, you're gonna
take this metal pole

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and touch it to the electricity

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right as Teddy tosses in the chemicals.

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Oh, also, if you pass out,
just try to land on your back.

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I want people to see
my podcast T-shirt.

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Right.

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You know, as a fellow human being,

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I have to tell you this
is greatly dangerous.

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I used to think that the
name Wayne was my superpower,

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but it obviously means nothing.

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But if I had actual superpowers,

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then I could show all of
those people who laughed at me,

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and then they'd see.

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Then they would all see!

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Are we about to create a super villain?

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Eh.

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It's show time!

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Aah!

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Well, I do feel different.

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Are you

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okay?

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Yeah.

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I'm fine.

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He's so fast!

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Oh, my God! It worked!

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It worked! Ooh!

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Look at me! Oh, you can't look at me,

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'cause I'm too fast!

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Am I over here? Am I
over here? Where am I?

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Oh, my God! Oh! Whoo!

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How'd that happen?

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Bow before my speed!

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Whoo-hoo!

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What the hell are you doing?

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Oh, you got super-speed too?

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Here. Teddy Talks podcast.

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Give us five stars on iTunes.

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Subscribe!

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That was super fun, man.

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Chairman West! Uh,
did you get my budget?

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Yes. It was quite impressive.

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00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:11,583
We had no idea this division
could be so profitable.

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So, are you here to tell me I
don't have to let go of anybody?

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Not exactly.

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00:10:16,589 --> 00:10:18,923
Wait, they're selling
the division to LexCorp?

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00:10:18,924 --> 00:10:20,758
You're selling us to our rival!

220
00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:23,303
See, Emily? That's how you fire someone.

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00:10:23,304 --> 00:10:25,430
Thanks, Jackie. But why?

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I showed you how profitable we could be.

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Exactly. That's why
the sale went through.

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Apparently they've
been looking for a buyer

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over the last year, and
the numbers didn't work out

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until you came along.

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But what's gonna happen to our jobs?

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Will this ragtag band
of plucky performers

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keep their precious positions?

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Or, will they be thrown to the wolves?

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Find out next week!

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What's next week?

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Oh, that's when the head of
HR gets back from vacation.

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00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:10,723
Look. They're calling
us into LexCorp tomorrow.

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00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:12,602
They wouldn't do that just to fire us.

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00:11:12,603 --> 00:11:14,812
Yeah, she's right, you know?
We have a unique skill set.

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We're irreplaceable.

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Guys, the LexCorp R&D team is here.

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They wanted to say hello.

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Hi. I'm Emma. This is our
chief design officer, Freddie,

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our head engineer, Don,

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and Wanda, our lead software engineer.

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If a parole officer
named Sam Clarke asks,

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I wasn't in Charm City.

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Your parole officer is Sam too?

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Freaky.

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So nice to meet you.

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So, we're not unique, and
we're all getting fired.

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You know, none of this would've happened

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if I had just fired one of them.

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Well, it's a tough decision to make.

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It was gonna be Wendy.

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Well, we might all be losing our jobs,

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but it doesn't mean we
won't still see each other.

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I mean, we're family.

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00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:08,324
Oh, honey,

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we're not family.

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We're all work buddies.

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Sure, we'll say we're
gonna keep in touch,

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00:12:13,539 --> 00:12:16,374
but we're not gonna see each
other until one of us dies.

261
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,585
Which is gonna be Wendy.

262
00:12:23,549 --> 00:12:25,466
You know what? You're wrong.

263
00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:27,636
This is a bond for life.

264
00:12:30,723 --> 00:12:33,015
See you at Wendy's funeral.

265
00:12:36,687 --> 00:12:38,229
Idiots.

266
00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:46,154
Guys, this place is perfect.

267
00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:48,906
It's a shame we're
only here to get fired.

268
00:12:48,907 --> 00:12:52,160
What? Ha-ha! Oh!

269
00:12:52,161 --> 00:12:54,579
The only thing I didn't
like about nachos was

270
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,247
having to go get them.

271
00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:59,375
But they solved it.
They really solved it!

272
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:04,088
I don't know about you, but
I'm making a play to stay.

273
00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:06,090
Oh, my God, Van, did you shave your head

274
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:07,925
just to suck up to Lex Luthor?

275
00:13:07,926 --> 00:13:11,471
Emily, this is a fresh start for me.

276
00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:14,265
All right? I got a new ass
to kiss, a new nose to brown.

277
00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:15,892
If anyone asks,

278
00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:17,518
I have always been bald.

279
00:13:17,519 --> 00:13:19,604
Hey, guys!

280
00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:22,440
Welcome to LexCorp!

281
00:13:22,441 --> 00:13:24,275
Yeah! All right,

282
00:13:24,276 --> 00:13:26,235
I see you already
dipped into some nachos.

283
00:13:26,236 --> 00:13:29,113
Here's a little fun fact:
our queso is actually made

284
00:13:29,114 --> 00:13:30,531
from a nutritional yeast,

285
00:13:30,532 --> 00:13:32,450
which means no calories!

286
00:13:32,451 --> 00:13:33,868
- Wow!
- Oh!

287
00:13:33,871 --> 00:13:35,405
Yeah, yeah, this place is great.

288
00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:37,076
Just put us out of our misery.

289
00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:39,624
Are you experiencing misery?
Because we actually have

290
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,292
some therapeutic dolphins
you can swim with.

291
00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:42,960
Hey, quit messing with us, man!

292
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,129
We know we're redundant
and we're getting fired.

293
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,131
Fired? Why would we fire you?

294
00:13:47,132 --> 00:13:50,176
You don't buy the Emporium
and then fire Mr. Magorium!

295
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,678
- What?
- I boycotted that movie.

296
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:54,472
You don't name a character Magorium

297
00:13:54,473 --> 00:13:56,474
just so it rhymes with Emporium.

298
00:13:56,475 --> 00:13:58,809
That's just a cheat. that movie.

299
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:00,478
- Yes.
- Um, could you just go back

300
00:14:00,479 --> 00:14:01,646
to what you were saying before?

301
00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:03,147
We're keeping our jobs?

302
00:14:03,148 --> 00:14:04,982
Absolutely, you're keeping your jobs.

303
00:14:04,983 --> 00:14:08,819
In fact, we're creating an
entire division just for you.

304
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:12,782
Basically, anything that
your big brains think of,

305
00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:13,824
we're gonna build.

306
00:14:15,452 --> 00:14:16,994
Jackie's gonna love this place.

307
00:14:16,995 --> 00:14:19,497
Oh, well, we might have to figure out

308
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:20,665
a way around that one.

309
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:22,333
We don't hire assistants here.

310
00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:24,669
So, Jackie won't be working here?

311
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:27,838
- Uh, no.
- That's fine.

312
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,633
We don't care.

313
00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:34,387
This place is so fancy.

314
00:14:34,388 --> 00:14:36,180
You know, instead of toilet paper,

315
00:14:36,181 --> 00:14:39,183
they have these expensive
Egyptian cotton towels?

316
00:14:39,184 --> 00:14:42,478
No, Ron. They definitely
have toilet paper.

317
00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:44,647
- Oh, dear.
- Anyway,

318
00:14:44,648 --> 00:14:47,191
this LexCorp takeover is the best thing

319
00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:49,860
that has ever happened to us.

320
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:52,196
There you guys are. I
felt it out with Russell,

321
00:14:52,197 --> 00:14:54,532
and I think if we all
band together and say

322
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:57,368
we're not going to take the
jobs unless they hire Jackie too,

323
00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,828
they'll give in.

324
00:14:58,829 --> 00:15:00,830
We just have to be willing to walk away.

325
00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:03,708
Do we look like people who
are willing to walk away?

326
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:06,210
I mean, I don't even know where
my pants are. Anybody else?

327
00:15:06,211 --> 00:15:08,255
Van, she's taken care
of your entire life

328
00:15:08,258 --> 00:15:09,297
for ten years.

329
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:10,869
You know what? I don't even remember

330
00:15:10,872 --> 00:15:12,717
what Jackie looks like anymore.

331
00:15:12,718 --> 00:15:15,761
Hey, who here wants to
go swimming with dolphins?

332
00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:19,223
- This guy!
- Yes!

333
00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:21,058
Ooh. Jesus Christ!

334
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:23,728
Oh, that is not the dolphin room.

335
00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:25,062
Ha!

336
00:15:28,859 --> 00:15:31,736
Oh, my God. This is a wormhole.

337
00:15:31,737 --> 00:15:35,282
This place has everything!

338
00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:39,410
Yeah. Wow.

339
00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:46,751
I think this is the wormhole
everyone's looking for.

340
00:15:46,752 --> 00:15:49,086
Oh, my God. LexCorp's behind this?

341
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:50,421
Hold on. Hold on. We don't know

342
00:15:50,422 --> 00:15:52,381
that this is the evil wormhole.

343
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:54,050
There's only one way to find out.

344
00:15:54,051 --> 00:15:55,259
Cha-kah!

345
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,928
- No!
- No, no, no!

346
00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,225
Well, Wendy's dead.

347
00:16:03,226 --> 00:16:05,562
Whoa.

348
00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:24,789
Well, that was definitely
the evil wormhole.

349
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:28,292
I was in the land of
Scartarus for two years.

350
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:32,588
I became a warlord. I
freed a nation of slaves.

351
00:16:32,589 --> 00:16:34,465
It was so cool.

352
00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:36,509
Why did you come back?

353
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:39,095
Oh, I got to see that last
season of "Game of Thrones."

354
00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:40,638
It's gonna be crazy.

355
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,306
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

356
00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:43,808
We have to shut this thing off.

357
00:16:43,809 --> 00:16:45,810
- Yep.
- Ohh, oh, oh, oh!

358
00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,645
Slow down, there, Erin Brockovich!

359
00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:51,148
Now, every company does
morally questionable things.

360
00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:52,483
Sometimes it's fuzzy accounting.

361
00:16:52,484 --> 00:16:54,402
Sometimes it's a wormhole

362
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:56,320
that releases evil aliens

363
00:16:56,321 --> 00:16:58,781
that are bent on destroying the earth.

364
00:16:58,782 --> 00:17:00,157
Nobody's perfect!

365
00:17:00,158 --> 00:17:02,159
Aww!

366
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,913
You guys discovered the evil wormhole!

367
00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:08,624
- What wormhole?
- No. Don't do that.

368
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,085
You saw it. I know you saw
it, 'cause I saw you see it.

369
00:17:11,086 --> 00:17:12,962
- All right.
- All right?

370
00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:15,673
This is unfortunate. Now
we got to kill you guys.

371
00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:17,842
- What?
- You are going to die.

372
00:17:17,843 --> 00:17:20,052
But not all bad.

373
00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:21,887
Some good news: it's gonna be painless,

374
00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:23,848
it's gonna be humane, and
your bodies are gonna be

375
00:17:23,849 --> 00:17:25,516
turned into no-calorie cheese!

376
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,643
- Oh!
- Oh.

377
00:17:27,644 --> 00:17:28,729
Cheese!

378
00:17:34,811 --> 00:17:36,989
All right, so, I'm gonna give you guys

379
00:17:36,992 --> 00:17:39,196
just a few minutes to
say your final good-byes,

380
00:17:39,197 --> 00:17:43,325
and then you get to select
which cheese you want to become!

381
00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:45,453
Russell, come on! Deal with me, man!

382
00:17:45,454 --> 00:17:47,663
I got houses. I got boats.

383
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:51,792
Hmm. Sorry, guys, but
President Luthor is

384
00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:54,003
really set on destroying the world.

385
00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:56,714
Plus I've already entered
your deaths into the system,

386
00:17:56,715 --> 00:17:58,549
so, you know how it goes.

387
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,384
All right.

388
00:18:00,385 --> 00:18:02,720
Guys, we've got to do something.

389
00:18:02,721 --> 00:18:04,023
There's nothing to do!

390
00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:05,888
Things don't always have a happy ending.

391
00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:07,892
Things aren't always
warm and fuzzy friendship,

392
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:09,226
blah, blah, blah.

393
00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:10,728
Sometimes you just die,

394
00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:12,396
and then you get turned into cheese.

395
00:18:12,397 --> 00:18:14,565
Oh, my God, I just realized

396
00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:16,817
I ate four people's worth of nachos.

397
00:18:16,818 --> 00:18:18,569
That's disgusting.

398
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:21,072
I refuse to believe this is how we end.

399
00:18:21,073 --> 00:18:25,534
How about a round of applause
for our euthanasia guy, Esteban?

400
00:18:25,535 --> 00:18:27,828
- Boo! Boo!
- Nope.

401
00:18:27,829 --> 00:18:29,497
He has a bunch of
poisonous scents in here

402
00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:31,082
that you can inhale.

403
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,709
The lavender is very calming, I'm told.

404
00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:45,805
Hey.

405
00:18:47,265 --> 00:18:49,767
Oh, my God.

406
00:18:49,768 --> 00:18:51,854
Jackie, are you The Flash?

407
00:18:51,857 --> 00:18:54,484
No. These dummies gave me superpowers.

408
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:56,107
It worked!

409
00:18:56,108 --> 00:18:57,733
How did you even find us?

410
00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:58,943
I saw on Emily's Twitter account

411
00:18:58,944 --> 00:19:00,736
that you guys were at LexCorp,

412
00:19:00,737 --> 00:19:02,780
so I searched all the
rooms at super-speed,

413
00:19:02,781 --> 00:19:04,782
got a fro-yo, went to California,

414
00:19:04,783 --> 00:19:07,451
learned jiu-jitsu, which is
how I knocked out these guys,

415
00:19:07,452 --> 00:19:08,869
and then I found you.

416
00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:11,413
Aww, you follow me on Twitter?

417
00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:14,542
You know who else does? My family.

418
00:19:14,543 --> 00:19:16,627
And also Taye Diggs, for some reason.

419
00:19:16,628 --> 00:19:18,462
He's following everybody.

420
00:19:18,463 --> 00:19:20,131
- Yeah.
- All right. Fine.

421
00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:21,799
I like all of you guys enough

422
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,509
that I didn't want any of you to die.

423
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,512
- Aww!
- Aww!

424
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,222
- You!
- Aw.

425
00:19:28,223 --> 00:19:30,641
It's sweet that you
think that's a high bar.

426
00:19:30,642 --> 00:19:32,227
Yeah.

427
00:19:34,146 --> 00:19:37,106
Uh, guys, we should shut this down

428
00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:38,482
before it destroys the Earth.

429
00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:40,651
- Oh, right, right.
- I got it.

430
00:19:40,652 --> 00:19:43,154
What if Jackie runs around
it with her super-speed,

431
00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:46,115
and the speed force will
repair the fabric of space-time?

432
00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:52,920
Or that.

433
00:19:52,923 --> 00:19:55,791
Jackie, you saved the world
and you saved our lives.

434
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:58,502
You deserve a break...
of seven to ten minutes,

435
00:19:58,503 --> 00:20:00,171
and then get me out of these handcuffs!

436
00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:02,673
And go get me a wig.

437
00:20:02,674 --> 00:20:04,008
Congressional Republicans voted

438
00:20:04,009 --> 00:20:06,010
not to impeach President Luthor

439
00:20:06,011 --> 00:20:09,471
in spite of his comically
evil plan to destroy the Earth.

440
00:20:09,472 --> 00:20:11,265
In other news,

441
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:12,850
what if I told you these earrings

442
00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:14,852
were made by a panda?

443
00:20:14,853 --> 00:20:18,022
So you have super-speed,
and you're not gonna use it?

444
00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:19,523
No. I hate it.

445
00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:20,933
You get a bunch of bugs in your teeth,

446
00:20:20,935 --> 00:20:22,193
it's murder on your shoes,

447
00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:24,695
and I don't have any
excuses now for being late.

448
00:20:24,696 --> 00:20:27,156
Yeah, but you used it for us.

449
00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:29,617
And it just occurred to
me that our jobs ended,

450
00:20:29,618 --> 00:20:31,702
and we're still hanging out.

451
00:20:31,703 --> 00:20:34,038
Of course we are. I
don't need some dumb job

452
00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:35,623
to hang out with my friends.

453
00:20:35,624 --> 00:20:38,042
Yeah, I've been trying for a long time

454
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:39,293
to be accepted by a cooler group,

455
00:20:39,294 --> 00:20:40,961
but I think this is my ceiling,

456
00:20:40,962 --> 00:20:42,171
and I'm okay with that.

457
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:44,506
Well, hey, whatever happens,

458
00:20:44,507 --> 00:20:46,175
we'll have each other.

459
00:20:46,176 --> 00:20:48,178
A round of hugs, on me.

460
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,847
Ouch!

461
00:20:51,848 --> 00:20:54,058
I might use my power occasionally.

462
00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:57,061
Hey, screw it. Let's all
go to the petting zoo!

463
00:20:57,062 --> 00:20:59,230
- Yeah!
- Come on!

464
00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:04,735
What will become of our little
gang of scrappy underdogs?

465
00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:07,738
Will Bruce Wayne bail out our heroes?

466
00:21:07,739 --> 00:21:14,745
Or will the treacherous
Lex Luthor seek revenge?

467
00:21:14,746 --> 00:21:17,248
What do you think, tree?

468
00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:19,333
You always tell me the truth.

469
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:20,876
Why is he talking to a plant?

470
00:21:20,877 --> 00:21:22,357
Are we sure he even works here?

471
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,999
You know, we might still have our jobs.

472
00:21:24,002 --> 00:21:25,840
I'm gonna call Bruce.

473
00:21:26,295 --> 00:21:32,166
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