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Previously on "God Friended Me"...

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A few days ago, someone
calling themselves God

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on Facebook started sending me

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random friend suggestions, like Cara.

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You wanna figure out
who's screwing with you,

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I'm a journalist, I know
how to find people.

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Maybe we'll do some good in the process.

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That wouldn't be so bad.

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My father's a reverend.

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We got the whole Luke/Vader
dynamic going on.

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- You wanna talk about baseball?
- I wanna talk about anything.

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The only one side of
conversation that we're having

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is this one, and you would know that

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if you listened to my podcast.

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My sister Ali, he really wants
us to be a family again.

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What is it gonna take

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to bring the two of you back together?

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I'm just not good at relationships.

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Now that you find someone
you actually like,

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you're scared you're gonna screw it up.

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I put my two weeks in.

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I'm finally getting out of this place.

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I know what's best for your show.

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It's not what's best for me right now.

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I'm ready to have a real conversation.

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Are you?

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"Sell out"?

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"Hypocrite"?

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I lost half my listeners?

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What the... ?

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Bro, you got some seriously
pissed off atheists

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on your hands. Like, what happened in

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your last podcast? You
interview the pope

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- or something?
- No, no.

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I... I talked about how I wanted
to start a real conversation,

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and this was their reaction.

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"Hope you burn in hell."

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That's a mixed message for an atheist.

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Dude, I gave up the job of
a lifetime at Frequency

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to do my own thing,

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build my podcast into something real.

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Now, how am I ever gonna do that

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when I can't even hang on to
the listeners I already have?

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Uh, Miles, I'm gonna need
you to head down to HR

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at some point and fill
out all new paperwork.

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What're you talking about?

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You gave your two weeks'
notice, remember?

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Technically, you need to be re-hired.

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Oh, and, uh, set aside a Saturday

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for new employee orientation.

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Welcome back to iDentitySeal.

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I really hate Phil.

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I'm gonna be working here for
the rest of my life, aren't I?

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- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- What?

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- God likes tacos?
- You love tacos.

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God account knows
everything about you, man.

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Can you be serious for one second?

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This is the first time
the account has sent us

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- a like of something
- What do you think it means?

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I don't know, but we're
gonna go down there

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- and figure it out.
- Oh, oh, we are?

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Yes, everything was great
until the God account

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came crashing down on me.

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Now I need to get my life back together.

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And the only way to do that is
to figure out who's behind this

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and put an end to it. Come on, let's go.

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Okay.

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- Good morning, Ali.
- You're out of almond milk.

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Don't you mean, "We're
out of almond milk"?

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Oh, I... I cleared out
half the closet for you

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while you were at work last night.

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If that isn't love I don't
know what the hell is.

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Is this crazy?

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Moving in together or
coffee without almond milk?

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I told Miles, but I didn't tell my dad,

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and he still thinks I'm
living in the graduate dorm.

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We've been dating for almost two years.

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How surprised do you
think he's gonna be?

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Surprised isn't the emotion
I'm worried about.

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Then what are you worried about?

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After I came out,

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it took him some time to
make his peace with it.

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I know Arthur supports who you are,

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but do you know in the entire
time we've been dating

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I've only met him a
total of three times?

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- So?
- So,

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maybe him supporting who you are

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and engaging with who you are
are two different things.

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You have dinner with him
and Miles tonight, right?

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Mm-hmm, yeah.

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Tell him you moved in
with your girlfriend,

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because you're in loving
and committed relationship

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and see how he feels about it.

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Okay. I will.

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But not tonight.

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It just posted.

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What did?

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Your last article is trending

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at the top of the
"Catapult" leaderboard.

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Top viewed story two weeks in a row.

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What's your secret?

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- Cara, Parker.
- Natalie.

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I wanted to let you know there
might be a senior position

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- opening in features.
- Really?

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We're a few months from
making any decision,

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but I've been thinking
you might be a good fit.

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She remembered my name.

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It's progress.

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Granted, I've been working
here almost a year, but still.

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A senior position in features

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and she thinks I'd be a good fit?

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You'd crush it in features.

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You know what? We're going out.

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Tomorrow night, karaoke.

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_

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Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds good.

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I have to go.

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Is this that guy who thinks
he's friends with God?

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No, he doesn't actually think that.

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He's an atheist. I'm just helping him

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- get to whoever's behind it.
- At a taco truck?

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I go where the stories take me.

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Karaoke, right? Tomorrow night?

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Yes. And why don't you invite
your professional interest

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to join us so I can vet him,

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make sure you're not
falling for a Looney Tune.

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I'm not falling for anyone.

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Guys, I texted Jaya to ask
her if she wanted to come

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meet us down here for
some heavenly tacos.

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Her response is literally "LOL."

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Mm.

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I'm beginning to feel like
she's not taking me seriously,

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like I'm in the friend
zone or something.

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I'm gonna need to make a bold move,

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make my intentions clear.

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- You could tell her.
- Oh.

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When you guys are done talking about

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Rakesh's love life, I could
really use your help.

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I'm starting to sense this is about

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more than just a taco truck.

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He lost half his podcast listeners

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and now he's blaming the God account

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- for getting in his head.
- I'm sorry.

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- Yeah.
- Is there anything we can do?

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Let's just find this guy
and tell him I'm out.

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I need my life back.

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No more God account screwing stuff up.

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Okay, well, even if they are here,

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how are we gonna flush 'em out?
They could be anyone.

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We could poke 'em.

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- What?
- Like, on Facebook.

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We could... we could...
we could poke 'em,

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and see if they react on their phone,

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- and if they do...
- Then we know who they are.

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Bro, this is a great idea.

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_

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Whoa. Hey, that kid just took my wallet.

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- Dude, that was crazy, man.
- Did you catch him?

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Just when I thought this day
couldn't get any worse.

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Yo, log into your iDentitySeal account,

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- cancel your card, okay?
- Thanks, yes, yes.

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What?

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The God account liked the taco truck.

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I come down here, poke the account,

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basically announcing that I'm here,

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and seconds later this
kid steals my wallet?

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Wait, so you think the pickpocketing kid

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- works for the God account?
- I think any person

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who's able to hack into my life

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up to this point could pretty
much do whatever they want.

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- _
- Perfect timing.

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Ray Nicolette?

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Forget him. We gotta find this kid.

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Hey, uh, Miles, you
might wanna see this.

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I don't care about another
friend suggestion, okay?

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We find the kid, we find out
who's behind the God account.

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Look what Ray Nicolette
does for a living.

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He's a private investigator?

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Who better to track someone down?

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- That's a good idea.
- Just so we're clear,

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you wanna hire one of our
friend's suggestions

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- to track down the God account.
- I absolutely do.

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And when we find him,

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we put an end to this once and for all.

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Okay, so...

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How did you hear about me?

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Uh, we found your name on the internet.

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Uh, your website hasn't
been updated for a while.

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You used to work for the NYPD?

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Twenty years. Pension allows me

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to work when I want,

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not work when I don't want,

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so, why don't you just tell
me what this is all about

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- and we'll go from there?
- Well, I was at this taco truck

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and some kid stole my wallet,

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and we need you to help us find him.

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You wanna hire a private investigator

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- to help find your wallet?
- It was a gift.

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Sentimental value.

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Why don't you take a swing at it?

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Okay, look, we can give you a
good description of the guy.

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And he probably works the area,

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might even be in the system.

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So all you would have to do as an ex-cop

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is pick up your phone, call
up some of your cop buddies,

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and see if our guy rings any bells.

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Well, you put it that way,
sounds like an easy gig.

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Tsk.

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You're sure you don't wanna tell me

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what's really going on here?

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Might make it a little easier.

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Like I said, we just need
you to help us find the kid

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- that stole the wallet.
- Sentimental.

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- Yep.
- Wallet.

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All right. I'll play along.

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For now,

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uh, I'm gonna need a little retainer

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in lieu of the truth.

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Hi, I am so, so sorry that
I'm late, but I'm here.

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- Did you order for me?
- Yeah.

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Hanger steak, medium
rare, 20 minutes ago.

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I'm sorry.

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- So how's everything.
- It's good.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Oh, thank God.

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Thank you.

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Lord, we thank you for your grace

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and for gathering us here tonight.

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_

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Is my giving thanks interrupting

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whatever it is that you're doing?

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- No.
- Oh.

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I take it we're done with grace.

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- Okay, amen, let's eat.
- Just so you know,

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people from all walks
of life, all faiths,

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give thanks for what they have.

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Right. And your point being?

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You don't have to go out
of your way to be rude.

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My salmon looks amazing.

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Dad, how's your pasta?
Miles, your steak good?

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It's very good, sweetie. Thank you.

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- Yeah, it looks great.
- Yeah? Good.

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It's very good.

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Mm.

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So, our choices are arguing

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or deafening silence.

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Is that it? There's nothing

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- we can talk about?
- Could talk about baseball.

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Or we can talk about the movies.

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"Star Wars," it's a... it's a classic.

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Luke Skywalker battling his
evil father Darth Vader.

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Wait, did you listen to my podcast?

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- I did.
- Oh.

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Okay, so what did you think?

256
00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:03,190
I think that

257
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:06,560
propagating what you
believe is one thing,

258
00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,360
mocking other faiths...

259
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,000
Hmm. S...

260
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,800
what... what... what're
you talking about?

261
00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:14,916
Oh, come on, pretending that
you've been friended by God.

262
00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,240
I mean, do your followers
think that's funny?

263
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,670
My followers, well...

264
00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:20,380
A lot of my followers have jumped ship,

265
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,280
so I guess your prayers
have been answered.

266
00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:25,180
My podcast is failing.

267
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,616
My prayers? I mean, what
do you think, that I...

268
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,380
I'm moving in with Dee.

269
00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:35,920
And when I say "moving," I mean "moved."

270
00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,220
Past tense.

271
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,880
You're living together?

272
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,830
Yeah, it just... it
just sort of happened.

273
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,220
You knew about this too?

274
00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:50,760
Moving in with someone does
not just sort of happen.

275
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,440
Why didn't you tell me about it?

276
00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:56,780
I'm telling you now, Dad.

277
00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,220
Mm-hmm.

278
00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:02,120
All right.

279
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,580
Whatever makes you happy.

280
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,120
- Really?
- Really?

281
00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:10,920
Mm-hmm.

282
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,130
I'm sorry that I didn't
talk to you about this,

283
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,630
but can we talk about it?

284
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,580
There's nothing to talk about.

285
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,970
Like I said, whatever makes you happy.

286
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,110
Here.

287
00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:27,110
To new beginnings.

288
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,840
Here you go.

289
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,090
- Ooh, how much do we owe you?
- No, it's my treat.

290
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,690
Since you don't have a wallet.

291
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,020
Not a single cinnamon
raisin in the bunch.

292
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,400
How purist. I like your style.

293
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,730
Back at ya. Speaking of style,

294
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,800
have you figured out your
grand romantic gesture

295
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:59,540
- to win Jaya over?
- No, not yet.

296
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,290
Wait, let me... let...
can I ask you something?

297
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:05,080
So, what is the most romantic gesture

298
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,050
a guy's ever done for you?

299
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,020
It's kind of personal.

300
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,150
Uh, fine, hypothetical.

301
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,610
What would sweep Cara
Bloom off her feet?

302
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,520
I'm kind of desperate here.

303
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,300
Yeah, come on, help the guy out.

304
00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:23,900
Okay, um...

305
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,270
All I know is that it wouldn't
be some over-the-top message

306
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,720
on a jumbotron type of thing.

307
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,370
Just gotta come from the heart.

308
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,470
Be honest and vulnerable and

309
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,500
let her know you're the one.

310
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:40,110
So how much would this
jumbotron idea cost again?

311
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,050
Okay. Please tell me that
you've heard from Ray

312
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,980
so we can talk about
literally anything else.

313
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,520
- No, not yet.
- Well, I did do some digging.

314
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:49,940
On Ray? Why?

315
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,790
Well, he's still our friend suggestion.

316
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,776
Like, he doesn't have much
of a digital footprint,

317
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,930
no friends or family,
except for his wife,

318
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,630
but she died last year.

319
00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:59,250
His Facebook hasn't been updated since.

320
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,380
Well, I was thinking,
we could go analog.

321
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:04,510
Follow him around today,
see where he goes.

322
00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,120
Could uncover how we're
supposed to help him.

323
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,810
I appreciate what you're trying to do,

324
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:10,850
but I just want him to help
us find the God account.

325
00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:13,600
- Why can't we do both?
- She's got you there, bro.

326
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,020
Come on. We've never tailed anyone.

327
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,890
We could get baseball hats, sunglasses,

328
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,490
go full spy. It'll be fun.

329
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,040
Fine.

330
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,600
Thank you.

331
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,110
This place must be important for him.

332
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,310
Yeah, what do you think it means?

333
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,210
Boy, you two are really bad at this.

334
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,610
Uh, heh... hey, Ray.

335
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,410
Okay, new rules.

336
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,780
You want me to help you?

337
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:58,420
It's time you told me the truth
of what's really going on here.

338
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,170
Okay, you're telling
me you were friended

339
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,810
by God on Facebook?

340
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,956
No, I'm telling you someone

341
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,950
calling themselves God friended me.

342
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,960
And you think the kid
that lifted your wallet

343
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,370
is somehow involved with him?

344
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,280
Look, I don't think random coincidences

345
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,260
are a way to explain what's
been happening to me.

346
00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:24,390
Now, if he's connected
and we can find him,

347
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,390
maybe he can lead us to
whoever's behind this.

348
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,860
- I've heard crazier.
- You have?

349
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,670
I was a cop for 20 years.
You know how many people

350
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,430
told me they could talk to God?

351
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,200
The social media thing's
new. I'll give you that.

352
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:39,270
All right, a... assuming I
accept all this at face value,

353
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,630
I mean, it seems pretty benign.

354
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,560
Why not delete it or just ignore it?

355
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,610
Because, A, they won't
stop, and B, I wanna know

356
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,940
who's behind it before I do.
Now can you help us?

357
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,530
- Please.
- Can I?

358
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,006
Come on, guys, I've been
around long enough to know

359
00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:55,010
when a piece of the story is missing.

360
00:16:57,610 --> 00:17:00,420
There's a reason you came to
me specifically, isn't there?

361
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,340
_

362
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,160
I always hated that picture.

363
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:10,460
And hey, let me save us
all some time, okay?

364
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,550
I don't need any help.

365
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,330
Yeah, well, no one ever really does.

366
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,830
Not at first.

367
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,520
Well, I made some calls and

368
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,100
got a match on your pickpocket,

369
00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:25,210
so I guess we might as well
play this record to the end.

370
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:28,250
Isaac Delgado, 15, he was
picked up in the area

371
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,750
for some petty things.
Okay, he's a minor,

372
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,100
which means his records are sealed,

373
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,690
but he lives with his mother.

374
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,120
I should be able to get
her address downtown.

375
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,160
_

376
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:41,650
You think I can meet you there?

377
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,990
- I have to handle something.
- Yeah, sure.

378
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,470
Nancy Drew and I will get the
address and text it to you.

379
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,810
Nancy Drew, really?

380
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,970
Being a private investigator
must be exciting.

381
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:57,710
You know the difference a
P.I. and a peeping tom?

382
00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,750
Fifty bucks a day plus expenses.

383
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:02,050
So why do it?

384
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,590
Eh, after I retired from the force,

385
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,490
I got my license just so
I'd have something to do,

386
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,710
but, uh,

387
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:11,850
Abby worked. We were never lucky enough

388
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,250
to have kids, and all of a sudden

389
00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,490
I got nothing but time on my hands.

390
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,830
- Can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.

391
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,800
That, uh... that flower
you left at the bridge,

392
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,570
that was for her?

393
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,670
Yeah. Yeah.

394
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:30,090
She passed away a year ago.

395
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,090
You know, uh...

396
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:39,270
It's weird how a single year

397
00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:42,870
can feel like forever and just yesterday

398
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,290
all at the same time.

399
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,030
Anyway, that was our spot.

400
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,370
I go there sometimes

401
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,500
and just talk to her.

402
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,410
Don't worry, I'm not crazy,
she doesn't talk back.

403
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,310
What was she like?

404
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,680
Abby was, uh, she was a social worker.

405
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,250
I mean, quintessential too.
I never seen anybody

406
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,470
more dedicated to helping people.

407
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,360
Enough of me, what about you?

408
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,830
What do you mean?

409
00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:18,150
All right, well, you told me
Miles got the friend request

410
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:20,090
that helped reunite
you with your mother,

411
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,000
so, why are you still helping him?

412
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:25,150
- I mean, why stick around?
- Well, I'm a journalist.

413
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,470
I'd be crazy to walk away
from a story like this.

414
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:28,950
I see.

415
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,550
So you're hanging out with
this guy because of the story.

416
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,550
Miles. Wow.

417
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,720
Um,

418
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,310
what're you doing here?

419
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,490
Um, I wanted to talk to you about Ali.

420
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,820
Ah.

421
00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,690
About what happened at dinner.

422
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,130
Look, I know you were hurt
because Ali moved in with Dee

423
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,030
- without telling you.
- She is an adult.

424
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,890
- She makes her own decisions.
- Oh, come on, Dad.

425
00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,630
I thought you guys had
a close relationship,

426
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,320
that you talked about things,
especially important things.

427
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:03,430
Well, so did I, but apparently

428
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,026
my relationship with my
daughter is no better

429
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:08,510
than my relationship with m... my son.

430
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,410
Then change it.

431
00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:19,620
Ali wants to talk to you about this.

432
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:21,776
No, look, if she wanted to
talk to me, she would have.

433
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,806
Maybe she doesn't know how.
Maybe she doesn't know how

434
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:26,070
to navigate this part
of her life with you.

435
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,060
Maybe neither one of you do.

436
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,970
But the good thing is, is
that it's never too late.

437
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,110
Mm, well,

438
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,940
I'd like to believe that, but...

439
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,550
All right, well, I should get going.

440
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,220
Of course. Oh, did Ali ask you

441
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,400
to come down here to talk to me?

442
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,730
No.

443
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,590
I figured after all the time
she's come to you on my behalf,

444
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,270
I owed her one.

445
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,030
Hmm.

446
00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:03,830
Hmm.

447
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:10,300
_

448
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,110
Hey, you remember me? If not,

449
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:18,850
check my driver's license.

450
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,510
Let's go get your mom. We can all have

451
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,680
a nice little chat here, huh?

452
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,150
I don't think that'll be necessary.

453
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,720
I don't got your wallet, man.

454
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:29,890
I tossed it after I took the cash.

455
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,930
- And by "cash" I mean, $4?
- All right, forget the wallet.

456
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,500
You tell me who told you to take it.

457
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,660
Hey, I'm a retired cop, kid.

458
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,830
And you just admitted to theft.

459
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,916
That plus being a Jets fan,
that's all I need to call

460
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,160
my cop buddies down here

461
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,030
to haul your ass downtown,

462
00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:46,320
cause a whole lot of unnecessary grief

463
00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:47,540
for your mother.

464
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,880
- Or you can give us a name.
- I never got a name, okay?

465
00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:52,450
They just told me to snatch your wallet

466
00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:54,630
- and take it to some building.
- Who? Who... who...

467
00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:56,190
What did they look like
and why did they tell you

468
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:57,670
- to take it?
- I just took the money.

469
00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,100
- Didn't ask any questions.
- Building, building,

470
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,070
what building? Come on,
we need an address.

471
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,470
32 West 17th Street.

472
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,600
Took it to the third floor.

473
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:08,730
That's all I know, I swear.

474
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:15,360
Cool, so what's the plan here?

475
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:17,840
We knock on the door. I
tell whoever's behind this

476
00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,930
to stop all of it.

477
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:22,610
Yeah, he's never been big on plans.

478
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,250
So I gather.

479
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:28,180
You've gotta be kidding me.

480
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,350
Sorry, kid. We been played.

481
00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:40,130
He lied to us.

482
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,860
I'm almost impressed.

483
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,960
Kid's good under pressure.
I'll give him that.

484
00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:49,640
All right, well, we're gonna
go back and talk to him.

485
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,770
- Call up your cop buddies.
- That's a waste of time.

486
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,250
- Why?
- I saw the look in his eyes

487
00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:54,890
when I threatened to
call the cops before.

488
00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:56,570
He was scared.

489
00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:58,310
So he told us what we wanted to hear.

490
00:22:58,340 --> 00:22:59,350
That's all he's got.

491
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,986
Well, I still need to figure
out who's behind this.

492
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:02,540
That seems like a "you" problem.

493
00:23:02,610 --> 00:23:04,170
No, they sent us your name too.

494
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,810
Aren't you the least bit curious?

495
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:08,980
Look, I have no idea why
anybody sent you my name,

496
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:12,210
but if all this account wants
you to do is help people,

497
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,020
what's it matter who's behind it?

498
00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:16,980
Help or don't help.

499
00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:18,830
It ain't a tough choice, kid.

500
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,630
Hey, wha... what about our retainer?

501
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,630
Sorry, no refunds.

502
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,540
Hello, Dee, um, I hope it's
okay that I dropped by, uh...

503
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,290
You're welcome any time.

504
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:40,350
Thanks.

505
00:23:40,351 --> 00:23:42,350
- I'll go get Ali.
- Okay.

506
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,510
Oh, uh, a housewarming gift.

507
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,230
Um, pasta strainer.

508
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,790
Top of the line. I don't know.

509
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,110
Thank you.

510
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,590
I thought that we talked about stuff,

511
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:58,260
that we had that kind of relationship.

512
00:23:58,330 --> 00:24:00,460
I know, Dad, me too.

513
00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:02,930
And we do talk about stuff.

514
00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:04,930
Just not this.

515
00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:07,990
Well, I wanted to, but...

516
00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:10,670
What?

517
00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:13,090
I don't know, I just... I
felt like we we've always

518
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,390
had this unspoken thing between us,

519
00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:19,230
where you would ask how
things were going.

520
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,270
I'd tell you fine,

521
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,290
but I'd leave out the details,

522
00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:26,440
and I didn't talk about
this part of my life.

523
00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,810
And Dad, you never asked.

524
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,330
It's not what I want.

525
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:35,110
It's just that after your mother died,

526
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,950
I knew that there would be things

527
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,880
that I wouldn't be prepared for,

528
00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:41,230
things that

529
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,410
she was gonna take care of.

530
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,070
I just didn't know there
would be so many,

531
00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:49,500
and that I would be bad at all of them.

532
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,930
Part of me knows

533
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,840
I don't have much to offer

534
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:01,110
this part of your life.

535
00:25:01,180 --> 00:25:03,050
Dad.

536
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,910
Look,

537
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:08,950
I don't need you to offer me anything.

538
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:11,520
I just need you to be here for it.

539
00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,170
And let me tell you about it.

540
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,450
I would like that very much.

541
00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,670
Mm.

542
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:23,630
But wait, if you don't mind me asking,

543
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:25,730
what prompted this amazing

544
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,600
Arthur Finer self-reflection?

545
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:30,490
Your brother. He came to see me.

546
00:25:30,550 --> 00:25:31,840
- He did?
- Mm-hmm.

547
00:25:31,850 --> 00:25:34,970
Turns out that, um, we
agree on one thing.

548
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,390
You.

549
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:41,810
Mm.

550
00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,810
Next up to the mic, Jaya.

551
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,360
? You got me right here
in your jean pocket ?

552
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,930
? Laying your body on a shag carpet ?

553
00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:59,000
? You know I love it so
please don't stop it ?

554
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,130
You're still thinking about
what happened today with Isaac?

555
00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:04,520
Isaac, Ray, the podcast,
listeners leaving me.

556
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:08,520
Isaac steals my wallet, and
then we get a friend suggestion

557
00:26:08,590 --> 00:26:10,260
for a private detective?

558
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:11,996
And you think there's a
connection between them?

559
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:15,440
Maybe. Did Ray say
anything to you today?

560
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,250
Uh, he mainly just
talked about his wife.

561
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,040
You know, she's been gone almost a year

562
00:26:22,110 --> 00:26:26,580
and he still goes to the Bow
Bridge just to talk to her.

563
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,180
Maybe we're supposed to
help him get over his loss?

564
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:32,750
Maybe we are, but how?

565
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:35,100
It's an alert from my
iDentitySeal account.

566
00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:38,430
Looks like Isaac tried to
make a couple of purchases

567
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:40,310
before I cancelled my card.

568
00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:43,240
? That's just the way you make me feel ?

569
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:48,170
- Oh, my God, that was so much fun.
- Yeah.

570
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,090
Have you picked your song out yet?

571
00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,580
I'm not really a singer, so...

572
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,450
Oh, okay.

573
00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:56,360
It's no big deal.

574
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,290
- What's so funny?
- Oh, nothing.

575
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,160
It's just some of my friends.

576
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:06,510
Actually, would you
mind if I invited them?

577
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:09,310
Here?

578
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,750
- Now?
- They love karaoke.

579
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:14,270
I'm gonna go look at
the song list again.

580
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,650
You good?

581
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,280
Man, we're supposed to be on a date

582
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,050
and now she's calling her friends here

583
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,620
and I don't know what to do.

584
00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:31,010
I meant, did you need anything else?

585
00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:33,630
I'll do one more of these.

586
00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:37,880
A lot of household things.
Grocery store, drug store,

587
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,850
no high end electronics or clothing.

588
00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:40,900
- It's weird.
- Wait, wait, wait.

589
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:44,290
- Stop right there.
- "JPay, NY City, and DOC."

590
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,060
- What's that?
- Yeah, JPay, it's a...

591
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,360
it's a service used to wire
money to people in prison.

592
00:27:48,370 --> 00:27:50,730
It doesn't say on the charge
who he sent the money to.

593
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,040
How can we find that out?

594
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:54,120
Well, luckily we still have

595
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,320
an ex-police officer on retainer.

596
00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:58,830
Sorry I'm late. No excuses.

597
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:01,840
Parker, this is Miles. Miles, Parker.

598
00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:03,970
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Likewise.

599
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,460
Uh, sorry, I have to make a call.

600
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,520
Yeah.

601
00:28:08,610 --> 00:28:10,680
The God account my ass. He's hot.

602
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,720
Hey, hey, Ray.

603
00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:17,990
Yeah, it's Miles. Hey,
can... can you please

604
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,610
do me one more favor?

605
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:21,650
About to sit down to my
famous homemade lasagna

606
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,800
and a nice glass of Chianti.
What? You're killing me.

607
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:25,660
Come on, Ray, it's important.

608
00:28:25,730 --> 00:28:27,110
Okay, one of the charges that

609
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,640
Isaac made to my credit card

610
00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:30,430
was a money transfer to JPay,

611
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,170
but the prisoner's name wasn't on it.

612
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,870
Well, there should be a
seven-digit NYSID number

613
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,460
attached to the charge.

614
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,600
If I text you the number,
can you give me the name?

615
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:42,300
Yeah, I guess I could call a buddy

616
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,750
in the DOC.

617
00:28:43,810 --> 00:28:47,340
I'm gonna charge you, though,
if my lasagna goes cold.

618
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:50,890
Look, whatever you're
thinking, you're wrong.

619
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,936
I can't hang out with someone
just because they're cute?

620
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,440
So you admit he's cute.

621
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,330
Why am I friends with you?

622
00:28:56,390 --> 00:28:58,540
Because you need someone who
doesn't overthink everything.

623
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,976
That's your pitch? I
should listen to you

624
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,530
because you don't think about things?

625
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,430
You should listen to me
because you like him.

626
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,540
You haven't talked this
much about someone

627
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,860
since cute banker guy.

628
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,240
Miles and I, we're just friends.

629
00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:13,210
We like hanging out. And,

630
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,150
yeah, hanging out has led
to some great stories.

631
00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:19,280
- I see.
- What?

632
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,720
You're worried that if
you go for it with Miles

633
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:25,100
and it ends badly, there
goes all those stories.

634
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,560
Ray said he's gonna call me back.

635
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,600
Who's Ray?

636
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,340
A story you two are working on?

637
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:35,160
Hey, where's Rakesh?

638
00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:37,080
He's not back from the bar yet?

639
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:41,460
Oh, my goodness. Rakesh
is about to sing.

640
00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:43,500
Oh, he changed his mind.

641
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,020
- What's the big deal?
- No, no, no, you don't get it.

642
00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:51,280
Rakesh does not do karaoke.

643
00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:53,220
So why is he doing it now?

644
00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:56,440
Isn't it obvious?

645
00:29:57,490 --> 00:30:00,220
Next up to the mic, Rakesh.

646
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,136
Uh, hey, hi, guys.

647
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,990
Ooh.

648
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,160
Uh, sorry, um,

649
00:30:06,230 --> 00:30:07,870
you're probably gonna miss
that high-pitched squeal

650
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,460
in about ten seconds.

651
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,000
? Here I am ?

652
00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:20,280
? Six o'clock in the morning ?

653
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,880
? Still thinking about you ?

654
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,360
Oh, God.

655
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,120
? It's still hard ?

656
00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:34,360
? At six o'clock in the morning ?

657
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:39,130
? To sleep without you ?

658
00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:44,970
? And I know that it might ?

659
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:49,200
? Seem too late for love ?

660
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:53,480
? I need you now ?

661
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:56,140
? More than words can say ?

662
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:58,850
? I need you now ?

663
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:03,170
? And I've gotta find a way ?

664
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,450
? I need you now ?

665
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,890
? Before I lose my mind ?

666
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,490
? I need you now ?

667
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,270
? Hey, oh, oh, oh ?

668
00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:20,800
? Hey, eh, eh, ey ?

669
00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:25,170
? Too late for love ?

670
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,210
? Can't believe I'm doing this ?

671
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,700
Jaya.

672
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,040
I need you now.

673
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:54,250
Whoo!

674
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,860
It's Ray.

675
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,030
Hello?

676
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,830
So what're you gonna do?

677
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,830
Come on. I was picking up on way more

678
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,730
than a friendship vibe between you two.

679
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,080
I'm just saying, if it was
me, I'd take the risk.

680
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,970
Ray just called and
said he knows who Isaac

681
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,570
was sending money to in prison.

682
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,356
- It's his mom.
- But that doesn't make sense.

683
00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:20,716
He's supposed to be living with his mom.

684
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,410
Exactly, so who's he living with?

685
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,980
I think we need to go down there.

686
00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:27,470
- Okay, yeah. Uh, I'm so sorry.
- I get it. Go.

687
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,580
Okay.

688
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,810
Excuse me, officer. Could
you please tell us

689
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,010
what's going on? We're friends of Isaac.

690
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,660
Got a call from ACS. Kid's
been living on his own.

691
00:32:58,050 --> 00:32:59,610
Ho... how's that possible?

692
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,360
His mother went to
prison a few months ago,

693
00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:03,170
but nobody knew she was gone

694
00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,410
until he tried to wire her

695
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:05,700
some money with a stolen credit card.

696
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,960
So where are you taking him?

697
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,380
He'll be processed at the station

698
00:33:08,430 --> 00:33:10,360
and turned over to Social Services.

699
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,470
Thank you for seeing us.
We were hoping you could

700
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,370
tell us what's going
on with Isaac Delgado.

701
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,940
We're still trying to figure
out where the screwup was,

702
00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:24,840
but when his mother was arrested,

703
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:26,440
that information never made it to us.

704
00:33:26,510 --> 00:33:27,920
Right, so what's gonna happen to him?

705
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:29,780
He has no other family.

706
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:31,850
I'm afraid our hands are tied.

707
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,280
He'll be processed into
the system tomorrow,

708
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:37,650
which is a shame. I've
been going over his files.

709
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,120
He's a good kid. Smart.

710
00:33:40,190 --> 00:33:42,620
Mom's been in and out
of jail his whole life,

711
00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:44,930
but he had a social worker

712
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,330
who'd been keeping him
on the straight narrow.

713
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,600
They had a bond. One
of those relationships

714
00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:51,070
we all hope for.

715
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,530
She died last year.

716
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,700
I don't think Isaac got over it.

717
00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:57,970
Wait, his social worker died last year?

718
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,000
Can you tell us her name?

719
00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:05,320
Abby Nicolette.

720
00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:09,440
Abby Nicolette, Ray's wife.

721
00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:12,210
That's the connection.

722
00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:23,100
The lady we spoke to said

723
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:25,010
they had a pretty close relationship.

724
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,390
That's why he's been
acting out this past year.

725
00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:30,940
Abby was the only person who
ever really cared about him.

726
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,580
He never got over losing her.

727
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:35,540
I know that feeling.

728
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,880
So she never mentioned him?

729
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:41,140
No, not... not by name.

730
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:44,680
Uh, she talked a lot about a
kid that was really special,

731
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:46,980
like a survivor.

732
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,760
She was determined to keep
him out of the system

733
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,420
and make sure he had a stable life.

734
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,850
- He have any other family?
- No.

735
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,750
And with his mother in prison,

736
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:58,160
the system is exactly where he's headed.

737
00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:00,960
He needs someone, Ray.

738
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,520
What, you mean me?

739
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,860
I'm not equipped to take in some kid.

740
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,420
- Come on. What...
- I think there's a reason

741
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,650
we were sent your name.

742
00:35:09,670 --> 00:35:12,120
And you cannot deny the
connection between you.

743
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,020
Abby was the social worker.

744
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,320
She was the one who
connected with people.

745
00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:17,880
I'm a... I'm a ex-cop.

746
00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:20,540
I got a freezer full of TV dinners.

747
00:35:20,610 --> 00:35:23,610
Look, I understand this kid
ain't got anybody, but I am not

748
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,980
your answer. I'm sorry.

749
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,500
Cara said that you still
talk to your wife.

750
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:35,280
What do you think she
would tell you to do?

751
00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:52,630
Well, I met Isaac.

752
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,980
What're you doing to me, Abby?

753
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,340
Is this your answer?

754
00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:10,840
Tell me what to do.

755
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,550
Oh, this is about your wallet.

756
00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:19,090
I've got bigger problems.

757
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,820
We spoke to Social Services,

758
00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:24,390
see if we can help you out.

759
00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:26,250
Are you sure you don't have

760
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:28,260
any extended family somewhere?

761
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,170
An aunt, an uncle, someone
that we can track down?

762
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,400
No, there ain't.

763
00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:34,200
It's just me and my mom,

764
00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:36,670
when she was around.

765
00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:38,740
Why do you two care about
this so much anyway?

766
00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:40,170
Because they're annoying people,

767
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,340
but they do grow on you.

768
00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:50,720
We haven't been properly introduced.

769
00:36:50,790 --> 00:36:52,830
You came all the way down
here to tell me your name?

770
00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:54,560
Yeah, as a matter of fact,

771
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:57,660
that's exactly what I did.

772
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,500
I'm Ray Nicolette.

773
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,430
I believe you knew my wife Abby.

774
00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:10,240
She ever mention me?

775
00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:12,770
Maybe. So what?

776
00:37:15,010 --> 00:37:16,410
Yo, why are you here, man?

777
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,660
I mean, you ain't nothing to me.

778
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,410
Hey, maybe not.

779
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,540
But I think Abby wanted
you and I to meet.

780
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,500
So I'm gonna talk and
you're gonna listen.

781
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,100
Okay?

782
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,030
I have an empty room in my place.

783
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,930
It's not much, nothing
fancy, but I'm guessing

784
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,470
it beats the hell out of
wherever Social Services

785
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,480
is planning on sending you.

786
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:46,100
But there's something very important

787
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:49,480
you need to understand if
we are to move forward.

788
00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:52,050
What's that?

789
00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:55,180
I've been a Giants fan since
before you were born.

790
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,790
So yeah, that Jets hat,
gonna be an issue.

791
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,260
Hey, we have to head out.

792
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,630
I just wanna say it's really
nice what you're doing here.

793
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,800
Uh-huh, guess we'll see, huh?

794
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:16,170
Can I ask you a question?

795
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,010
What made you change your mind?

796
00:38:18,070 --> 00:38:19,836
I know you don't believe
in this sort of thing,

797
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,940
but two days ago I'm over on Bow Bridge

798
00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:24,280
and feeling sorry for myself,
I start talking to Abby

799
00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:27,350
about how alone I am, how
lost I am without her

800
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:30,080
because she was my purpose in life.

801
00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:32,120
Without her, I don't know
what the hell I'm doing,

802
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:36,160
so I asked her, send me a sign.

803
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:39,490
And the next day

804
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,280
you two showed up.

805
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,300
Hey, call me if you two need anything.

806
00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:49,040
I do not want you having
TV dinners every night.

807
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,840
Okay.

808
00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:54,580
Okay. Not a hugger.

809
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,040
- See ya.
- Bye.

810
00:38:58,340 --> 00:39:00,000
You two make a good team.

811
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:04,880
It's more rare than you think.

812
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,600
Uh.

813
00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:20,670
Thank you for doing this.

814
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,780
Seriously, kid, you gotta do
something about this hat.

815
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,240
_

816
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,500
_

817
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:48,600
Cara, I just finished
reading your new piece

818
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:50,160
about the P.I. and the pickpocket.

819
00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:51,500
Nice job.

820
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,720
Thank you.

821
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,400
Whatever you're doing, keep it up.

822
00:39:54,470 --> 00:39:56,500
That promotion's in sight.

823
00:40:08,350 --> 00:40:10,620
Hope it's not too late.

824
00:40:10,690 --> 00:40:13,720
No, no, please, come on in.

825
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,630
Hey, is everything okay?

826
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:24,300
Yeah, as a matter of fact. Um...

827
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:28,080
I took your advice.
Spoke with your sister.

828
00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:30,640
- Thank you.
- Yeah, no problem.

829
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:32,810
She also told me that I
occasionally put out a vibe

830
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,480
that certain subjects
in my children's lives

831
00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:38,210
are off limits.

832
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,450
Yes, I'm very familiar.

833
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,220
Mm.

834
00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:47,920
There is something

835
00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:49,590
I've never shared with your sister.

836
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:52,990
Um, anyone, actually.

837
00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:56,040
Something that happened
after Ali came out.

838
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,100
What?

839
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,746
People who were with
me from the beginning,

840
00:40:58,770 --> 00:41:00,660
people who were friends,
people whose children

841
00:41:00,670 --> 00:41:03,940
I had baptized, whose
parents I'd laid to rest,

842
00:41:04,010 --> 00:41:06,570
decided they could no
longer attend my church,

843
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,510
that they could no longer
worship under the leadership

844
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:12,780
of a man who had the audacity
to accept his daughter

845
00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:16,780
for who she is and love her for it.

846
00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:19,290
You're telling me those
people left because of Ali?

847
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,890
Yeah, they did. I mean,

848
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,690
you know, it happened
over several months,

849
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,590
so Ali never realized the timing,

850
00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:27,390
but in the end,

851
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:31,100
I lost almost a quarter
of my congregation

852
00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:33,600
just like that.

853
00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:34,970
Gone.

854
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,720
I mean, I gotta tell ya,

855
00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:38,270
it scared the living hell out of me.

856
00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:40,940
I mean, I have dedicated my
life to building that church,

857
00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:43,380
so to lose so many people
in so short a time?

858
00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:45,380
Mm-mm.

859
00:41:45,450 --> 00:41:47,080
So what did you do?

860
00:41:49,150 --> 00:41:50,880
- Nothing.
- Mm...

861
00:41:50,950 --> 00:41:53,100
Sundays are standing room only.
You had to do something

862
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,800
- to get those people back.
- I wish I had.

863
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:57,060
I mean, one of my great regrets

864
00:41:57,130 --> 00:41:59,560
is that I was unable to reach them

865
00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:01,280
to change their minds.

866
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,400
So what happened?

867
00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:04,100
New people started to show up.

868
00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:07,000
People who wanted to hear
from a reverend and a father

869
00:42:07,070 --> 00:42:10,670
who had the belief that faith
is something that unites us

870
00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:12,740
rather than divides us.

871
00:42:12,810 --> 00:42:15,140
And the people that left,

872
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,450
I don't know, maybe they did me a favor,

873
00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:21,380
made way for the people
I was supposed to reach

874
00:42:21,450 --> 00:42:24,420
who were ready for a new message.

875
00:42:24,490 --> 00:42:26,420
So why are you telling me this?

876
00:42:26,490 --> 00:42:29,300
Mm-mm-mm. It's a good story.

877
00:42:40,730 --> 00:42:45,730
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