1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:01,513 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:01,582 --> 00:00:04,319 # ... wonderful guy. # 3 00:00:04,344 --> 00:00:06,899 This has been the best summer of my life, 4 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,256 and you're the reason why. 5 00:00:08,281 --> 00:00:10,748 This is a list of all of the things that I have done. 6 00:00:10,817 --> 00:00:12,416 It's bad. 7 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,345 How did you get in here? 8 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:17,499 You sent me poop? You tried to kill my Lolo? 9 00:00:17,524 --> 00:00:20,882 And you manipulated me and lied to me. 10 00:00:22,095 --> 00:00:24,695 Why are you making me move? I have no apartment, 11 00:00:24,764 --> 00:00:26,531 no relationship, no career goals. 12 00:00:26,599 --> 00:00:28,232 I feel like there's no ground under me. 13 00:00:28,301 --> 00:00:29,912 The last few months have meant a lot to me. 14 00:00:29,936 --> 00:00:32,270 I'll forget about everything else for you. 15 00:00:32,338 --> 00:00:33,871 They say love makes you crazy. 16 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:35,306 No! 17 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,443 He was going to kill Nathaniel. 18 00:00:39,512 --> 00:00:41,913 They're gonna charge you with attempted second-degree murder. 19 00:00:41,981 --> 00:00:43,021 He was trying to hurt you. 20 00:00:43,049 --> 00:00:44,448 I want you to plead not guilty... 21 00:00:44,517 --> 00:00:45,517 Okay, not guilty. 22 00:00:45,585 --> 00:00:46,617 ... by reason of insanity. 23 00:00:46,686 --> 00:00:48,553 You have let me down so many times, 24 00:00:48,621 --> 00:00:51,322 and you are never going to be any different. 25 00:00:51,391 --> 00:00:52,990 Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this. 26 00:00:53,059 --> 00:00:55,560 I want to face the consequences of what happened on that roof. 27 00:00:55,628 --> 00:00:57,261 So I plead responsible. 28 00:00:57,330 --> 00:00:59,497 I mean... guilty. 29 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,367 I plead guilty. 30 00:01:03,424 --> 00:01:06,475 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 31 00:01:20,377 --> 00:01:21,719 I'd like to get started. 32 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:24,369 The State is here. 33 00:01:25,425 --> 00:01:26,824 Where is your counsel, Miss Bunch? 34 00:01:26,893 --> 00:01:28,593 I'm so sorry. Nathaniel... 35 00:01:28,661 --> 00:01:31,904 Mr.-Mr. Plimpton should be here any second. 36 00:01:31,929 --> 00:01:33,764 Yeah, I'm not so sure about that, honey. 37 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:35,766 He stormed out. He seemed really upset. 38 00:01:38,138 --> 00:01:39,640 Nathaniel's gone. 39 00:01:40,242 --> 00:01:42,440 I called him, but he won't answer. 40 00:01:42,508 --> 00:01:45,509 It's okay. It's okay. I expected that. 41 00:01:45,578 --> 00:01:49,413 I-I'll-I'll call him later and explain why I did what I did 42 00:01:49,482 --> 00:01:52,341 and that I still love him, and hopefully he'll listen to me. 43 00:01:52,366 --> 00:01:55,786 So I guess I'll be acting as Rebecca's counsel. 44 00:01:56,318 --> 00:01:59,156 Um, full disclosure, 45 00:01:59,225 --> 00:02:01,005 I specialize in real estate law. 46 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:03,494 Uh, Judge, can we get this over with? Because the State 47 00:02:03,519 --> 00:02:04,663 would like to close its case, 48 00:02:04,731 --> 00:02:06,657 - and I have to pee. - Great. 49 00:02:06,682 --> 00:02:08,866 Mean prosecutor has to pee, I'm guilty, 50 00:02:08,935 --> 00:02:11,269 so let's just scribble "guilty" on that pizzle pad 51 00:02:11,337 --> 00:02:12,963 and let's get this shizzow on the road. 52 00:02:12,988 --> 00:02:14,905 Okay, just wait just a... sizzecond. 53 00:02:14,974 --> 00:02:17,275 Uh, Your Honor, may-may I just have a word? 54 00:02:17,343 --> 00:02:18,576 Are you also her lawyer? 55 00:02:18,645 --> 00:02:21,045 Not yet, uh, because I don't graduate 56 00:02:21,114 --> 00:02:22,613 for another couple of months, 57 00:02:22,682 --> 00:02:23,614 and then I will, 58 00:02:23,683 --> 00:02:25,116 like Mr. Whitefeather, 59 00:02:25,184 --> 00:02:28,486 specialize in real estate law, but please, I'm begging you, 60 00:02:28,511 --> 00:02:30,688 please, please don't accept her plea. 61 00:02:30,757 --> 00:02:32,901 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't accept my plea? Paula. 62 00:02:32,925 --> 00:02:35,826 What's wrong with you? I thought you knew what I was doing here. 63 00:02:35,895 --> 00:02:38,195 I want to finally take responsibility for my life. 64 00:02:38,264 --> 00:02:39,375 Do you remember the courtroom? 65 00:02:39,399 --> 00:02:40,564 I gave you a knowing smile, 66 00:02:40,633 --> 00:02:41,766 you gave me a knowing smile. 67 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:42,978 I thought we were on the same page, 68 00:02:43,002 --> 00:02:44,268 but now I guess we were, what, 69 00:02:44,337 --> 00:02:45,648 just two idiots smiling at each other? 70 00:02:45,672 --> 00:02:47,371 Everybody, just calm down. 71 00:02:47,665 --> 00:02:49,607 That's why I brought you into chambers to tell you 72 00:02:49,676 --> 00:02:52,343 that I can't accept Miss Bunch's guilty plea. 73 00:02:52,412 --> 00:02:54,945 For starters, it wasn't even really a plea. 74 00:02:55,014 --> 00:02:57,915 It was more of a speech filled with, uh, irrelevant details 75 00:02:57,984 --> 00:02:59,694 that you delivered to this lady 76 00:02:59,719 --> 00:03:02,486 with your back to me, and then I find out that 77 00:03:02,555 --> 00:03:04,221 you're in a romantic relationship 78 00:03:04,246 --> 00:03:08,793 with your actual lawyer, who I'm guessing is also in... 79 00:03:08,861 --> 00:03:10,129 Real estate. 80 00:03:10,445 --> 00:03:13,531 - Right. - So, but great. Right? 81 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:15,144 Y-You're not gonna accept Rebecca's plea, 82 00:03:15,168 --> 00:03:16,940 which means you-you can release her. 83 00:03:16,965 --> 00:03:18,669 No. Your Honor, respectfully, 84 00:03:18,738 --> 00:03:21,126 give me one second with my real estate lawyers. 85 00:03:21,151 --> 00:03:22,650 Listen. Hey. 86 00:03:22,675 --> 00:03:24,342 Listen. What are you guys doing? 87 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,887 I really want to plead guilty, okay? 88 00:03:25,912 --> 00:03:27,311 - I want to go to jail. - No. 89 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:29,580 This game is over. You made your statement, 90 00:03:29,649 --> 00:03:31,916 and I dug it... I mean, hence the smiling... 91 00:03:31,984 --> 00:03:34,352 But you are not gonna go to jail 92 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:37,088 for trying to defend someone from being murdered. 93 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:39,280 Yes, I am. Your Honor, please. 94 00:03:39,993 --> 00:03:41,759 I need to do penance. 95 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:45,763 If not only for this crime, then all of my past crimes, 96 00:03:45,788 --> 00:03:47,321 both real and metaphorical. 97 00:03:47,512 --> 00:03:50,201 I need... I want to go to jail. 98 00:03:50,269 --> 00:03:51,802 Oh, well, I'm happy to hear that, 99 00:03:51,871 --> 00:03:54,018 'cause that's exactly where you're going. 100 00:03:54,043 --> 00:03:55,272 I'm sending you to county jail 101 00:03:55,341 --> 00:03:57,651 for six weeks. 102 00:03:57,676 --> 00:04:00,010 Now, let's see how you like it in there, 103 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:02,079 and then you can come back and have another hearing 104 00:04:02,115 --> 00:04:03,681 and decide how you want to plead. 105 00:04:03,706 --> 00:04:05,387 We are done here. 106 00:04:05,752 --> 00:04:08,018 Okay, okay, great. 107 00:04:08,087 --> 00:04:10,270 I can work with this. This isn't so bad. 108 00:04:10,295 --> 00:04:12,556 It's six weeks. That gives me plenty of time 109 00:04:12,581 --> 00:04:14,096 - to get the charges dropped. - Nope, nope. 110 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,674 I don't care how many hearings we have. 111 00:04:15,699 --> 00:04:16,872 I'm gonna plead guilty at every one of them. 112 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:18,073 And the next hearing after that. 113 00:04:18,097 --> 00:04:20,582 Guilty. And I forget what happens after that 114 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:22,533 because I also specialize in real estate law, 115 00:04:22,558 --> 00:04:24,191 but this I do know: 116 00:04:25,605 --> 00:04:27,238 Jail is what I deserve. 117 00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:32,910 I deserve this. 118 00:04:36,149 --> 00:04:37,707 I deserve this. 119 00:04:39,385 --> 00:04:41,085 I deserve this. 120 00:04:44,390 --> 00:04:46,123 Next. Contraband check. 121 00:04:46,192 --> 00:04:49,894 Lift up your breasts, squat and cough. 122 00:04:50,086 --> 00:04:52,183 I deserve this. 123 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:03,541 This one's not bad. 124 00:05:05,145 --> 00:05:06,510 Why do you need these again? 125 00:05:06,579 --> 00:05:08,557 I mean, don't get me wrong. I enjoyed purchasing them. 126 00:05:08,581 --> 00:05:10,221 Nothing like walking up to a cash register 127 00:05:10,249 --> 00:05:11,882 with just an armful of murder. 128 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:13,818 Bet I'm not on any watch lists now. 129 00:05:13,886 --> 00:05:16,153 I told you, I need a machete for my excursion. 130 00:05:16,606 --> 00:05:18,556 Does everyone take a machete on a camping trip? 131 00:05:18,624 --> 00:05:21,125 It's not a pansy-ass camping trip. 132 00:05:21,332 --> 00:05:24,829 It's an intense outdoor survivalist excursion. 133 00:05:24,897 --> 00:05:26,897 That's why it's called Death Wish Adventures. 134 00:05:26,966 --> 00:05:28,999 Love that name. Sounds therapeutic. 135 00:05:29,068 --> 00:05:30,401 Oh, it is, it is. 136 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:33,404 And for the low, low price of $100,000, 137 00:05:33,429 --> 00:05:34,494 I pay this company 138 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:35,585 to beat me up, 139 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:37,377 drive me out to the middle of the woods, 140 00:05:37,402 --> 00:05:39,034 and leave me alone to fend for myself. 141 00:05:39,059 --> 00:05:40,901 I can't wait! 142 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:42,680 Okay, look. 143 00:05:42,748 --> 00:05:44,982 I know that you're going through a rough time, you know, 144 00:05:45,051 --> 00:05:47,184 with the woman you love publicly rejecting you 145 00:05:47,253 --> 00:05:48,552 in favor of incarceration, 146 00:05:49,234 --> 00:05:50,311 but, Nathaniel, 147 00:05:50,336 --> 00:05:52,323 why don't you just go and talk to her? 148 00:05:52,348 --> 00:05:53,548 Stop. Okay? 149 00:05:53,573 --> 00:05:55,633 She chose what she chose. I'm done. 150 00:05:55,883 --> 00:05:57,995 I don't want to talk to her, I don't want to talk about her. 151 00:05:58,064 --> 00:05:59,064 Look at this place. 152 00:05:59,098 --> 00:06:00,531 I'm eating pizza and Chinese food. 153 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,288 Obviously, I need a complete reset. 154 00:06:03,313 --> 00:06:04,880 Okay, yes, but there's got to be a better way 155 00:06:04,904 --> 00:06:06,081 to reset than killing yourself. 156 00:06:06,105 --> 00:06:08,479 I'm not killing myself, George, okay? 157 00:06:08,504 --> 00:06:10,553 I'm going on a death wish adventure! 158 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:16,514 Go buy me another bag. 159 00:06:16,539 --> 00:06:17,939 Machete-proof. 160 00:06:17,964 --> 00:06:20,484 Well, I can't go to the same store. 161 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:28,659 I just can't believe Rebecca's in jail for murder. 162 00:06:28,728 --> 00:06:30,060 I don't think it's murder. 163 00:06:30,129 --> 00:06:32,395 It's pretty clear she was just defending Nathaniel. 164 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:34,442 Maybe. I don't know. 165 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:36,144 I don't know what to think about her anymore. 166 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,370 I used to think Rebecca was so innocent and sweet. 167 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:40,815 Well, we all did, right? 168 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,072 Not really. 169 00:06:42,141 --> 00:06:44,008 Look, I like her and she's my friend, 170 00:06:44,076 --> 00:06:45,776 but she's done some crazy things, 171 00:06:45,845 --> 00:06:47,244 pretty much from day one. 172 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:52,193 So how did I still miss it? How did I miss it, Hector? 173 00:06:52,218 --> 00:06:53,384 Look, you loved her 174 00:06:53,452 --> 00:06:55,286 and you missed certain things because of that. 175 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:56,731 And she has mental health issues. 176 00:06:56,756 --> 00:06:57,888 She has a disorder. 177 00:06:58,294 --> 00:06:59,757 Disorder. 178 00:07:00,255 --> 00:07:02,026 Yeah, maybe I also have a disorder. 179 00:07:02,094 --> 00:07:04,036 - What, dude? - Yeah, think about it. 180 00:07:04,061 --> 00:07:06,103 Okay, those things about Rebecca, 181 00:07:06,165 --> 00:07:10,222 they're not the only things I've missed, like, in life. 182 00:07:10,247 --> 00:07:11,569 I-I didn't realize 183 00:07:11,637 --> 00:07:13,571 being a priest would be such a bummer. 184 00:07:13,639 --> 00:07:15,539 I didn't realize I was dancing at a gay bar 185 00:07:15,608 --> 00:07:17,274 for, like, a month. I didn't realize 186 00:07:17,343 --> 00:07:19,591 your mom doesn't like it when I whistle in the shower. 187 00:07:19,616 --> 00:07:21,590 Now that you bring it up, it's weird you live with my mom. 188 00:07:21,614 --> 00:07:23,047 You lived with your mom. 189 00:07:23,072 --> 00:07:24,138 She's my mom. 190 00:07:24,773 --> 00:07:25,883 Oh. 191 00:07:25,952 --> 00:07:27,729 I see what you're saying. Okay, I get it. Yeah. 192 00:07:27,753 --> 00:07:30,120 So... that's weird. 193 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:31,855 See? I have a disorder. 194 00:07:31,924 --> 00:07:33,724 Maybe. 195 00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:35,926 Or maybe you're a little oblivious, self-absorbed, 196 00:07:35,995 --> 00:07:38,395 and need to be more aware of the world around you. 197 00:07:38,464 --> 00:07:39,663 No. Disorder. 198 00:07:39,732 --> 00:07:43,067 - Or... - Disorder. I have one. 199 00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:44,491 I wonder which one. 200 00:07:47,006 --> 00:07:49,406 I deserve this. I deserve this. 201 00:07:49,519 --> 00:07:52,820 I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this. 202 00:07:52,845 --> 00:07:54,078 I deserve this. I... 203 00:07:54,146 --> 00:07:56,380 Will you shut the hell up? 204 00:07:56,449 --> 00:07:58,423 You've been chanting that for days. 205 00:07:58,884 --> 00:08:01,418 I'm in here for assault, and I'm trying to be good, 206 00:08:01,443 --> 00:08:02,730 but God help me, 207 00:08:02,755 --> 00:08:05,022 what you really deserve is a throat punch. 208 00:08:05,371 --> 00:08:07,156 I'm sorry. 209 00:08:07,923 --> 00:08:11,829 I'm just, I'm... I'm sad and scared. 210 00:08:12,021 --> 00:08:13,828 I came here to do penance, 211 00:08:14,306 --> 00:08:15,943 but I don't know what that looks like, 212 00:08:15,968 --> 00:08:19,403 and... I think I just gave up the man I love, 213 00:08:19,472 --> 00:08:22,706 and, God, this place is terrible. 214 00:08:22,731 --> 00:08:24,464 It's terrible in jail? 215 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:27,378 Wow, really insightful analysis 216 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:29,670 of the criminal justice system, Harvard. 217 00:08:29,815 --> 00:08:31,478 How do you know I went to Harvard? 218 00:08:31,503 --> 00:08:33,350 Well, other than, "I deserve this," 219 00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:35,430 that's the only thing you've said since you got here. 220 00:08:35,454 --> 00:08:38,389 Oh, sounds like I worked it in organically. 221 00:08:39,064 --> 00:08:40,157 What? 222 00:08:40,226 --> 00:08:42,159 Well, sometimes it sounds like you're bragging. 223 00:08:42,228 --> 00:08:44,228 Like, when people ask where you went to college, 224 00:08:44,296 --> 00:08:46,096 and you say, "I went to school in Boston," 225 00:08:46,121 --> 00:08:48,266 and they say, "Where in Boston?" and you say, "Cambridge," 226 00:08:48,334 --> 00:08:50,412 and they say, "Do you mean Harvard?" and you say, "Yeah," 227 00:08:50,436 --> 00:08:52,347 and they say, "Well, why didn't you just say Harvard?" 228 00:08:52,371 --> 00:08:54,306 and you say, "I didn't want to sound like I was bragging," 229 00:08:54,331 --> 00:08:56,607 and, oh, my God, I'm in jail! 230 00:09:02,748 --> 00:09:04,673 You can comfort me. 231 00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,460 Yeah, I'm good. 232 00:09:08,754 --> 00:09:10,721 Oh, thank God, activities time. Yes! 233 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:12,010 Activities? 234 00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:13,601 What do they have? Anything good? 235 00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:15,759 Eh, there's a nonprofit group that comes in 236 00:09:15,784 --> 00:09:17,071 and does theater with us. 237 00:09:17,096 --> 00:09:18,282 I'm sorry... 238 00:09:18,497 --> 00:09:20,476 does what? 239 00:09:20,933 --> 00:09:23,067 - Zip. - Zap. - Zop. 240 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:25,184 - Zip. - Zap. - Zop. 241 00:09:25,271 --> 00:09:26,870 - Zip. - Zap. 242 00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:28,338 - Zop. - Zip. 243 00:09:28,415 --> 00:09:29,548 - Zap. - Zop. 244 00:09:29,608 --> 00:09:31,508 Okay, let's pick up the pace, ladies. 245 00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:33,318 Don't think, just react. 246 00:09:33,732 --> 00:09:34,769 - Zip. - Zap. 247 00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:35,846 - Zop. - Zip. - Zap. 248 00:09:35,915 --> 00:09:37,147 - Zop. - Zip. - Zap. 249 00:09:37,216 --> 00:09:38,682 - Zop. - Zip. - Zap! 250 00:09:38,751 --> 00:09:40,050 Oh, no, no. Oh, I messed up. 251 00:09:40,119 --> 00:09:41,980 - It was supposed to be z-zap. - That's okay, Rebecca. 252 00:09:42,005 --> 00:09:43,316 Why don't you start us off on the next round? 253 00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:44,988 Okay. I have a question. 254 00:09:45,057 --> 00:09:47,324 Um, do you only do theater games in here? 255 00:09:47,393 --> 00:09:50,828 No, sometimes we do scenes from plays or films or TV shows. 256 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:52,162 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 257 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:55,691 Okay, um, I actually have an amazing idea, 258 00:09:55,716 --> 00:09:57,401 and I think it's something that could take 259 00:09:57,470 --> 00:10:00,333 this theater nonprofit outreach organization to the next level. 260 00:10:02,975 --> 00:10:06,543 # I'm as corny as Kansas in August # 261 00:10:06,612 --> 00:10:09,713 # High as a flag on the Fourth of July # 262 00:10:09,782 --> 00:10:12,816 # If you'll excuse an expression I use # 263 00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:15,085 # I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love # 264 00:10:15,154 --> 00:10:16,420 # She's in love # 265 00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:19,990 # I'm in love with a wonderful guy! # 266 00:10:35,388 --> 00:10:39,356 Okay, so, I am investigating everything to do with Trent. 267 00:10:39,426 --> 00:10:41,526 Mm-hmm. We have to prove that Trent was stalking you, 268 00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:43,717 but then we can show that your actions 269 00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:45,175 were in the defense of others. 270 00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:48,509 Uh-huh. Yeah, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 271 00:10:51,191 --> 00:10:54,191 Okay, look, I-I-I know you've committed to this whole 272 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:57,619 penance thing here, but this is gonna get old real fast, 273 00:10:57,644 --> 00:11:00,512 and when it does, you're gonna be grateful that I am here 274 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:01,913 trying to spring you. 275 00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:04,074 Okay, Paula, I'm sorry, I know it's frustrating, 276 00:11:04,099 --> 00:11:07,003 but I've told you before, you're wasting your time. 277 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:10,822 I'm sorry, I want to be here. It was the right decision. 278 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:13,636 And now, I just figured out what my penance will be. 279 00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:16,691 Making a contribution to my theater class. 280 00:11:16,831 --> 00:11:18,463 Okay, so I suggested we do South Pacific, 281 00:11:18,488 --> 00:11:19,654 which everyone loved. 282 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,912 - Uh, sure. - And the thing 283 00:11:20,937 --> 00:11:22,578 I'm marinating on is: what do we do next? 284 00:11:22,602 --> 00:11:23,735 And I'm thinking Pippin. 285 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:24,914 Scottie Pippen from the Bulls? 286 00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:26,338 - I can't... - Oh, my God. 287 00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:28,251 Wow, how are we friends? No, Pippin. It's a musical. 288 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:29,925 Uh-huh. So... 289 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:32,377 Okay, it's a musical. Look, honey, I'm-I'm 290 00:11:32,446 --> 00:11:34,813 - glad that you found a pastime... - A penance. 291 00:11:34,881 --> 00:11:37,682 Okay, I am going to get you out of here. 292 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:39,818 And the good news is, is that 293 00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:41,843 I'll probably be able to do it before you do Cats. 294 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,908 Oh, I would never do Cats. 295 00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:48,951 Come on. I'm not that much of a dork. 296 00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:56,030 Enjoy your campsite! 297 00:11:58,739 --> 00:11:59,916 Great beating, guys, thank you! 298 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:01,636 Suck it, maggot! 299 00:12:01,661 --> 00:12:05,285 Yeah. Oh. Ooh. 300 00:12:05,912 --> 00:12:07,045 Okay. 301 00:12:10,507 --> 00:12:12,474 Yes. 302 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:19,891 Ah, that's why they said "maggot." 303 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,626 Okay, that's funny. Funny. 304 00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:34,328 That's gonna miss the spot. 305 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,353 These guys are good. They're good. 306 00:12:36,378 --> 00:12:39,178 All right, let's go! Big stick here, big stick! 307 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,009 _ 308 00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:52,891 - No. No. - _ 309 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,359 Oh, a quiz. Ha. 310 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:56,728 All right, Quimblepop.com, 311 00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:58,863 thank you for that quiche recipe. 312 00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:01,566 Now tell me what disorder I have. 313 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,837 Okay, so there's Pippin, there's Godspell. 314 00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:07,572 An unknown gem is Triumph of Love. 315 00:13:07,641 --> 00:13:10,141 It's not perfect. It's not perfect, Cybil. 316 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,577 Okay, Jasmine, may I have the talking balloon? 317 00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:14,012 Rebecca? Yeah. Oh, my God. 318 00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:15,591 Of course. I would love to hear your thoughts. 319 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:16,848 Okay. 320 00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:19,095 Nicky, you have the balloon on the wrong face. 321 00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:21,728 No, it's on the right face. The sad face. 322 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,966 I did not like the dumb South Pacific song. 323 00:13:24,991 --> 00:13:26,558 None of us liked it. 324 00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:28,193 Oh, I thought you guys did. 325 00:13:28,261 --> 00:13:29,327 No. 326 00:13:29,396 --> 00:13:31,262 Oh, I'm... God, I'm so sorry. 327 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,664 It's dumb and it's old-fashioned. 328 00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:34,732 Right, right, of course, I see. 329 00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:36,901 We all appreciate your enthusiasm. 330 00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:37,758 I don't. 331 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,805 Yeah, um, no, you're right. 332 00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:42,240 Guys, I am so sorry. 333 00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:43,341 I mean, look, 334 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:44,742 the song's relevant to me. 335 00:13:44,811 --> 00:13:47,212 It symbolizes a time in my life when I was, like, 336 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,000 truly happy and I maybe thought, cosmically, 337 00:13:49,049 --> 00:13:51,294 that's why I'm in jail... to, like, reenact that song somehow, 338 00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:53,351 but that's... that's not relevant 339 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,778 to what's actually happening, right? 340 00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:57,100 I mean, I've never been to Polynesia. Have you? 341 00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:58,256 Who's been to Polynesia? 342 00:13:58,325 --> 00:13:59,724 - I have. - Okay. 343 00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:01,359 So what we need to do... 344 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,762 Maybe we need to do something more relevant. 345 00:14:04,831 --> 00:14:06,270 Right? Yeah. 346 00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,800 Something that's more relevant to the here and now, 347 00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:10,591 to all your lives, to our lives. 348 00:14:10,704 --> 00:14:12,704 I like the class the way it was. 349 00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:14,405 Me, too. Let's play Zip Zap Zop. 350 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,207 Zip zap stop, hear me out. 351 00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:18,778 What we do is an original piece. 352 00:14:18,803 --> 00:14:19,887 Yes. 353 00:14:19,912 --> 00:14:21,746 Put up an original piece. 354 00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:24,516 Uh, yes! Oh, man, this is what I can contribute. 355 00:14:24,584 --> 00:14:26,401 This is my penance. 356 00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:27,919 Okay, we put that piece up. 357 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:31,189 I mean, I'm sure that all of you have the most amazing stories 358 00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:34,225 filled with drama and romance and-and meaning. 359 00:14:34,294 --> 00:14:36,327 - I have the talking balloon. - R-Rebecca. 360 00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:38,152 Okay, and we put those stories on their feet, 361 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,810 and then NPR comes to the jail, 362 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,702 and then Lin-Manuel Miranda tweets about it... 363 00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:44,027 - What? - I'll show you what I mean. 364 00:14:52,336 --> 00:14:53,535 The hell? 365 00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:57,182 # Story, story # 366 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,217 # What's your story? # 367 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:01,352 # Story, story # 368 00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:03,521 # What's your crime? # 369 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:05,056 # What got you here? # 370 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,025 # Rage, lust or fear? # 371 00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:11,453 # We all got a story 'cause we're doing time # 372 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,565 #Ra-ta-ta # 373 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:17,702 # Ra-ta-ta, Ra-ta-ta! # 374 00:15:17,727 --> 00:15:19,293 - #- Ra-ta-ta # 375 00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,506 Tell-tell your story. 376 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:24,909 - # Ra-ta-ta, Ra-ta-ta # - Um, okay, fine. 377 00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:28,012 My boyfriend had meth in the glove compartment of our car. 378 00:15:28,081 --> 00:15:30,348 - # Ra-ta-ta # - And I got pulled over for something else... 379 00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:32,121 - # Ra-ta-ta # - ... and a cop found it. 380 00:15:32,152 --> 00:15:35,086 Ooh! Well, did you dump that good-for-nothing 381 00:15:35,155 --> 00:15:36,588 drug-planting boyfriend? 382 00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:38,489 No, we're still together. I love him. 383 00:15:39,236 --> 00:15:41,359 Oh! Well, did you at least tell the cops 384 00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:43,061 that it was his meth? 385 00:15:43,144 --> 00:15:44,744 I mean, I could have turned him in, 386 00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:47,031 but my boyfriend and I have a son. 387 00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:49,423 I can't risk our child having both parents in jail. 388 00:15:53,104 --> 00:15:54,839 That's true. That's a good, that's a good point. 389 00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:56,841 # Story, story # 390 00:15:56,949 --> 00:15:58,782 # Let's hear another story # 391 00:15:58,812 --> 00:16:01,045 # Story, story # 392 00:16:01,114 --> 00:16:03,147 # That one was just sad # 393 00:16:03,216 --> 00:16:07,018 # What does your story say about the patriarchy? # 394 00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:09,087 # We have all got stories # 395 00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:11,433 # 'Cause we did bad # 396 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:15,560 # Ra-ta-ta, Ra-ta-ta # 397 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,495 # Ra-ta-ta # Story, go. 398 00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:19,864 - # Ra-ta-ta # - Okay, I stole a sweater from the mall. 399 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:22,033 Ooh! Have you been stealing all your life? 400 00:16:22,102 --> 00:16:24,836 Was this the culmination of a lifetime of kleptomania? 401 00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:27,472 Or were you doing it to stick it 402 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:28,940 to the problematic fashion industry? 403 00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:31,409 No. The heat went out in my apartment 404 00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:33,867 and I couldn't afford a sweater, so I stole one. 405 00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:36,748 Oh, hey, I stole a sweater, too. 406 00:16:36,816 --> 00:16:39,472 I got two months. How long are you in for? 407 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,019 Three years. 408 00:16:41,094 --> 00:16:43,695 - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Mm. 409 00:16:43,757 --> 00:16:46,391 # Story, story # 410 00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:48,226 # These are barely stories # 411 00:16:48,295 --> 00:16:50,228 # They're just bleak anecdotes # 412 00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:52,764 # With no start or end # 413 00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:54,866 Go, tell-tell your story. 414 00:16:54,941 --> 00:16:56,241 Tell your story. 415 00:16:56,303 --> 00:16:59,037 Okay, sure, I have a story. I'm in here for murder. 416 00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:02,563 Ooh! Murder? Juicy! # Ra-ta-ta # 417 00:17:02,984 --> 00:17:05,905 While I was driving, my daughter texted me 418 00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:09,914 that she was in the hospital and I got so distracted that... 419 00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:13,219 I hit a teenager who was crossing the street and he died. 420 00:17:19,192 --> 00:17:21,426 # Story, story # 421 00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:23,528 # Oh, my God, with that story # 422 00:17:23,596 --> 00:17:25,363 # Story, story # 423 00:17:25,432 --> 00:17:27,695 # Take away her chair # 424 00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:30,401 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 425 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:32,170 Please. I'm so sorry. What can I do? 426 00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:34,472 Ugh, sorry. Sorry. 427 00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:36,234 Okay, you know what? 428 00:17:36,274 --> 00:17:38,620 I'm-I'm just gonna share my story. 429 00:17:38,645 --> 00:17:39,755 Because you guys aren't really versed 430 00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:41,179 with a sense of story structure. 431 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:44,115 So I'm gonna, I'm gonna show you how it's done. 432 00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:47,418 I was a no-good, manipulative love addict 433 00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:50,054 with undiagnosed borderline personality disorder. 434 00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:53,725 I swindled. Drum. I cheated. Drum! 435 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,984 I called out a hit on my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend. 436 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:57,362 Drum, drum. 437 00:17:57,387 --> 00:18:00,188 Then, one day, this guy Trent came into my life. 438 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,746 He was ironically just like me. 439 00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:03,501 He tried to kill the man I loved, 440 00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:05,326 so I pushed him off a building! 441 00:18:06,017 --> 00:18:08,152 And then, when I pled guilty 442 00:18:08,177 --> 00:18:10,074 just for, like, metaphorical symbolism, 443 00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:13,300 the judge knew I was innocent so she didn't accept my plea, 444 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,493 but I wanted to go to jail anyway. 445 00:18:16,149 --> 00:18:17,482 Wait, what? 446 00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:19,357 You don't have to be here? 447 00:18:19,419 --> 00:18:21,085 You chose to be here? 448 00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:24,423 Yeah! 449 00:18:25,651 --> 00:18:27,050 # Ra-ta-ta # 450 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,993 # Ra-ta-ta # 451 00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:30,784 # Ra-ta-ta # 452 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:34,198 Wait. # Ra-ta-ta # 453 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:38,369 # Ra-ta-ta, Ra-ta-ta # 454 00:18:38,438 --> 00:18:41,239 # Ra-ta-ta # 455 00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:44,656 # Ra-ta-ta, Ra-ta-ta # 456 00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:49,954 # Ra-ta-ta, Ra-ta-ta # 457 00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:53,771 # Ra-ta-ta. # 458 00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:00,180 So, surf sponsors. 459 00:19:00,249 --> 00:19:01,751 Who are the surf sponsors? 460 00:19:01,776 --> 00:19:03,242 So, according to these quizzes, 461 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,860 I have ADHD, OCD and synesthesia. 462 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,390 Oh. When I think about the number five, 463 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,349 I see the color blue and I smell daisies. 464 00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:14,962 Daisies have no scent. 465 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,681 They do if you have synesthesia. 466 00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:20,007 Yeah, Josh, you don't have any of those things. 467 00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:21,735 - You really don't. - Yes, I do. 468 00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:25,606 Okay, for example, my OCD is why I list things. 469 00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:27,474 Watch. Here are the beers you have here: 470 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:30,744 pilsner, pale ale, lager, hard cider, IPA, porter, 471 00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,746 stout and Hefeweizen. Explain that. 472 00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:36,149 Mm. Yeah, you worked here. That's why you know those. 473 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,652 I thought listing was an autism spectrum thing. 474 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:40,773 Exactly. I have that, too. Look right here. 475 00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:43,063 Uh-huh. Josh, where did you get these quizzes again? 476 00:19:43,092 --> 00:19:44,391 Quimblepop. 477 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,260 - Quimblepop? - Also, 478 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,052 they're doing original programming now. 479 00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:51,375 Have you seen Terrier Chef? Aw... 480 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,167 Josh, online quizzes are just click-bait; they're not real. 481 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,402 I once took a quiz, 482 00:19:55,471 --> 00:19:57,337 it told me I was Miranda from Sex and the City. 483 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,940 When you're clearly a Charlotte. 484 00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:01,808 Oh, I thought I was Carrie. 485 00:20:01,877 --> 00:20:04,978 No, no, baby, no. I'm Carrie. 486 00:20:05,047 --> 00:20:08,482 Look, Josh, I really respect your search for self, 487 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,419 but these are actual disorders people suffer from, 488 00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:11,955 and you're treating it like you're just, 489 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,914 like, identity shopping. Yeah, it's kind of gross. 490 00:20:15,102 --> 00:20:16,756 What, Rebecca wants to be in jail, 491 00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:18,498 you want to have a disorder? 492 00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:20,160 This is, like, a really messed up episode 493 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,705 of Sex and the City. 494 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,264 Wow, you guys don't want to accept who I am. 495 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:28,271 That is cruel and unfair, but it's your issue, not mine. 496 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:29,405 This is the kind of prejudices 497 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,204 we've been dealing with for centuries. 498 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,941 Who is "we"? You just named eight communities. 499 00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:36,410 Yeah, Josh, if you think you actually, like, have something, 500 00:20:36,478 --> 00:20:39,146 you should get some help, like, professional help. 501 00:20:39,214 --> 00:20:40,814 I'm just a regional manager. 502 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:43,287 I don't need that. The quizzes point you 503 00:20:43,312 --> 00:20:45,819 to some really helpful articles, which are free. 504 00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:47,632 No, I think you guys should get on Quimblepop and figure out 505 00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:50,691 what disorder you have that makes you such crappy friends. 506 00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:59,166 Hey, buddy. It's okay. 507 00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:01,809 I'm your friend. 508 00:21:07,145 --> 00:21:08,645 That's okay. 509 00:21:08,864 --> 00:21:09,977 It's protein. 510 00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:11,812 You need protein. 511 00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:13,880 Now time for some dew. 512 00:21:16,385 --> 00:21:18,318 Okay. 513 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,871 Who's there? 514 00:21:41,377 --> 00:21:43,710 Hey, pal. 515 00:21:44,255 --> 00:21:45,645 Damn it. 516 00:21:45,714 --> 00:21:47,014 How did you find me? 517 00:21:47,082 --> 00:21:49,349 The company said that my location was confidential. 518 00:21:49,418 --> 00:21:51,229 Yeah, I threatened them legally, and it turns out 519 00:21:51,253 --> 00:21:52,613 they cannot afford another lawsuit. 520 00:21:52,638 --> 00:21:55,706 Did you know some people have died 521 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,020 while using Death Wish Adventures? 522 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,527 What are you even doing here? 523 00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:02,729 Okay, so, long story, 524 00:22:02,798 --> 00:22:06,133 my old camp counselor is the real-life guy from 127 Hours. 525 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,441 I wasn't there for him that day 526 00:22:07,469 --> 00:22:08,635 on that slot canyon, 527 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:09,836 and now he has no arm. 528 00:22:09,905 --> 00:22:11,972 So I'm not leaving your side. 529 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,974 But don't worry about me, 530 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:16,148 I'll just be roughing it alongside you. 531 00:22:16,173 --> 00:22:19,012 And let me know if you want some juicy bratwurst, 532 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:21,671 'cause I brought a whole bunch of tasty meats. 533 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,159 # # 534 00:22:35,508 --> 00:22:39,566 Could you... turn off... the ska? 535 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,046 # Now let me tell you something that... # 536 00:22:46,484 --> 00:22:47,741 Can I ask you a question? 537 00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:49,309 - Nope. - Cool. I'm gonna keep going, then. 538 00:22:49,378 --> 00:22:51,511 Is this whole thing helping you 539 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,879 in some way? 540 00:22:52,948 --> 00:22:54,581 Is this helping you get over Rebecca? 541 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,049 I'm not gonna talk, so... 542 00:22:56,118 --> 00:22:57,984 Great, well, you know what? I'll talk. 543 00:22:58,053 --> 00:22:59,953 All right? 'Cause I'm not going away. 544 00:23:00,055 --> 00:23:01,866 Just like the ska band Less Than Jake didn't go away 545 00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:03,690 after their major label release flopped. 546 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,358 And don't think The Hippos 547 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,793 didn't take notice of that. 548 00:23:06,862 --> 00:23:08,173 That's another ska band. So are the Impossibles. 549 00:23:08,197 --> 00:23:09,529 There's a lot of s... 550 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,008 Okay, shut up, I'll talk. 551 00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:12,799 Just stop talking about ska. 552 00:23:16,385 --> 00:23:19,840 No. I don't feel better. Yet. But I will. 553 00:23:19,908 --> 00:23:23,038 I was pushing myself to the extreme. It's how I work through setbacks. 554 00:23:23,063 --> 00:23:24,396 Gets me out of my head. 555 00:23:25,285 --> 00:23:28,219 When I got a 1400 on the PSAT, I climbed Mount Whitney. 556 00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:31,251 Went Stanford water polo placed third at Nationals, 557 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,146 I ran the Death Valley Marathon. 558 00:23:33,638 --> 00:23:35,027 And when my best friend Trip 559 00:23:35,052 --> 00:23:38,191 joined a cult, I just straight up jumped into a frozen lake. 560 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:39,826 Almost lost a toe. 561 00:23:39,895 --> 00:23:42,195 Wow. Hot take: 562 00:23:42,857 --> 00:23:46,199 is it possible that this pain is not therapeutic? 563 00:23:46,818 --> 00:23:48,401 It's just more emotional cutting? 564 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,037 No. No, you're wrong, okay? 565 00:23:51,106 --> 00:23:52,706 That's not it at all, all right? 566 00:23:52,774 --> 00:23:54,341 Now, I'm done talking to you. 567 00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:56,676 You want to be here? I can't make you go away. 568 00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:59,479 But leave me alone, all right? 569 00:23:59,548 --> 00:24:03,083 Fine. Then I'll just have my flank steak and bratwurst 570 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,317 all by myself. 571 00:24:08,891 --> 00:24:10,457 Sh... 572 00:24:12,728 --> 00:24:14,861 It's so good to see you. What are you eating? 573 00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:18,064 You look so tight. Ugh, I wish I was in jail. 574 00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:20,333 Yeah, no. Sorry. 575 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,133 Okay, Rebecca? 576 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,143 We have something to tell you. You know what? 577 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:27,413 I have something to tell you. I figured out something huge. 578 00:24:27,438 --> 00:24:28,904 I am privileged. 579 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,142 That just occurred to you just right now? 580 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,301 Right. It... I know. It's a shock to me, too. 581 00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:36,916 But I am privileged. And I'm myopic. 582 00:24:36,941 --> 00:24:39,572 Okay, Rebecca, stop. Listen, no, I have some news. 583 00:24:39,597 --> 00:24:41,472 Oh, my God, please don't spoil Terrier Chef for me. 584 00:24:41,496 --> 00:24:43,174 It's the only thing I have left. Please. No. 585 00:24:43,198 --> 00:24:44,675 Oh, I haven't seen it, either. La, la, la, la... 586 00:24:44,699 --> 00:24:46,132 No. What? Girl, stop. 587 00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:47,567 You have a new hearing. 588 00:24:47,636 --> 00:24:49,002 What? Why? 589 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,448 It's a miracle. Trent woke up from his coma 590 00:24:50,472 --> 00:24:51,804 and confessed to everything. 591 00:24:51,873 --> 00:24:53,806 To stalking you, to trying to kill Nathaniel. 592 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,575 Yeah. The state has no case anymore. 593 00:24:55,644 --> 00:24:56,958 Yep, you got a new hearing tomorrow. 594 00:24:56,983 --> 00:25:00,747 All the charges are gonna be dismissed, and you will be out. 595 00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:02,958 I just got you out of jail. 596 00:25:02,983 --> 00:25:04,349 You're gonna be free! 597 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,473 It's great news, right? 598 00:25:10,294 --> 00:25:12,058 Oh, you do not 599 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:14,360 still want to stay here? 600 00:25:14,385 --> 00:25:16,185 Of course I do. 601 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,941 What did you expect? I came here to pay penance, 602 00:25:22,966 --> 00:25:24,666 and I have not done that yet. 603 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,367 I did the opposite of that. 604 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:28,613 I was selfish and I tried to force my own narrative 605 00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:31,639 on these women, and steal their stories for my own purposes. 606 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,809 And for what? For what? For a Lin-Manuel Miranda tweet? 607 00:25:34,878 --> 00:25:36,244 Oh, he is so inspirational. 608 00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:38,464 Did you know he grew that ponytail just for that show?, 609 00:25:38,489 --> 00:25:39,649 What? Okay, Rebecca, 610 00:25:39,690 --> 00:25:41,278 I hate to break it to you, 611 00:25:41,303 --> 00:25:43,625 but you know, whatever you do in here, nothing 612 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:46,705 is gonna change the fact that you're a rich white lawyer lady 613 00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:48,997 who pled guilty for dramatic effect. 614 00:25:49,066 --> 00:25:50,262 It's kind of gross. 615 00:25:50,294 --> 00:25:52,684 Exactly. Yeah, it's gross. 616 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:53,974 So now you expect me 617 00:25:54,042 --> 00:25:55,442 just to waltz out of here, 618 00:25:55,511 --> 00:25:57,021 and not even serve my mandatory six weeks? 619 00:25:57,045 --> 00:25:58,712 My theater friends can't do that. 620 00:25:58,781 --> 00:26:00,947 Uh-uh-uh, honey, you staying here doesn't help anyone 621 00:26:01,016 --> 00:26:02,949 who's been wronged, just like your guilty plea 622 00:26:03,018 --> 00:26:04,985 didn't help anyone you'd wronged. 623 00:26:05,053 --> 00:26:06,831 Yeah, and none of that matters anyways, 624 00:26:06,855 --> 00:26:08,989 because Paula got the charges dropped... Yes. 625 00:26:09,057 --> 00:26:11,458 ... so you're getting out of here whether you like it or not. 626 00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:13,480 Well, I don't like it. I'm sorry. 627 00:26:14,152 --> 00:26:15,462 Honey, 628 00:26:15,531 --> 00:26:18,558 people just don't want to stay in jail. 629 00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:21,635 I don't understand. 630 00:26:21,742 --> 00:26:23,386 I know you don't, Paula. 631 00:26:27,555 --> 00:26:28,608 No one does. 632 00:26:32,281 --> 00:26:34,214 # # 633 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,237 # Do you ever feel so alone # 634 00:26:57,693 --> 00:27:01,474 # That if you were to pick up the phone # 635 00:27:01,543 --> 00:27:06,763 # No one else would be on the other end? # 636 00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:10,150 # Have you ever been far from home? # 637 00:27:10,219 --> 00:27:13,320 # So scared you had to roam # 638 00:27:13,388 --> 00:27:15,322 # And now you're beaten and tired # 639 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:17,324 # With no one to call a friend? # 640 00:27:17,392 --> 00:27:20,427 # He doesn't count # 641 00:27:20,495 --> 00:27:23,230 # You tried your best to make a change # 642 00:27:23,298 --> 00:27:25,232 # But people just think you're strange # 643 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,900 # And you feel like # 644 00:27:26,969 --> 00:27:30,904 # No one else is singing my song # 645 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,775 # No one knows the rhythm # 646 00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:39,412 # Enough to sing along # 647 00:27:39,481 --> 00:27:42,415 # If only someone could see # 648 00:27:42,924 --> 00:27:45,452 # In three-part harmony # 649 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,289 # How alone, how alone, how alone # 650 00:27:49,358 --> 00:27:53,627 # Only I am # 651 00:27:53,695 --> 00:27:56,730 # It's late and getting colder # 652 00:27:56,798 --> 00:28:00,133 # You're only getting older # 653 00:28:00,202 --> 00:28:03,970 # And you're next to someone who is fast asleep # 654 00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:06,640 # That's so specific # 655 00:28:06,742 --> 00:28:09,309 # Does anyone understand? # 656 00:28:09,378 --> 00:28:12,746 # Would anyone understand? # 657 00:28:12,814 --> 00:28:18,218 # Could anyone understand? # 658 00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:20,754 # Of course not, 'cause no one else # 659 00:28:20,822 --> 00:28:25,792 # Is singing my song # 660 00:28:25,861 --> 00:28:31,197 # No one knows the rhythm enough to sing along # 661 00:28:31,266 --> 00:28:35,235 # When the core of your problem is a # 662 00:28:35,304 --> 00:28:39,806 # Complicated melisma # 663 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,441 # No one gets how alone # 664 00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:43,643 # How alone, how alone # 665 00:28:43,712 --> 00:28:48,114 # Only I am # 666 00:28:48,183 --> 00:28:51,484 # But maybe while I'm singing my song # 667 00:28:51,553 --> 00:28:54,721 # Someone else is singing along # 668 00:28:54,790 --> 00:28:59,125 # About a third higher and they echo at a different moment # 669 00:28:59,194 --> 00:29:00,860 # Moment # 670 00:29:00,929 --> 00:29:03,229 7 How beautiful would it be # 671 00:29:03,298 --> 00:29:06,399 # If it was the entire company? # 672 00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:08,868 # But that's impossible # 673 00:29:08,937 --> 00:29:10,537 # Impossible # 674 00:29:10,605 --> 00:29:13,873 # Impossible, impossible # 675 00:29:13,942 --> 00:29:16,309 # Impossible... # 676 00:29:16,378 --> 00:29:18,511 Or is it? 677 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:22,916 # Of course not, no one else is singing my song # 678 00:29:22,985 --> 00:29:24,751 # We're out of paper bags # 679 00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:26,953 # I mean, duh, no one knows # 680 00:29:27,022 --> 00:29:31,725 # The ever-changing rhythm enough to sing along # 681 00:29:31,793 --> 00:29:34,260 # If only someone could see # 682 00:29:34,329 --> 00:29:37,864 # In 11-part harmony # 683 00:29:37,933 --> 00:29:41,935 # Or maybe just unison # 684 00:29:42,598 --> 00:29:45,738 # It's logistically impossible # 685 00:29:46,174 --> 00:29:48,541 # I am super unique # 686 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:52,445 # Hold out my lonely hands # 687 00:29:52,514 --> 00:29:55,962 # Ah... # 688 00:29:56,952 --> 00:29:58,752 Oh, hey, guys. 689 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:01,454 - Oh, hey. - Hi, guys. 690 00:30:01,523 --> 00:30:03,757 - Why am I here? - I didn't see you guys there. 691 00:30:03,825 --> 00:30:05,191 Hey, Darryl. 692 00:30:07,488 --> 00:30:10,947 # Only I am. # 693 00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:23,028 H-Hey. 694 00:30:24,212 --> 00:30:27,647 Do you know any good therapists? 695 00:30:37,552 --> 00:30:40,320 George. Hey. 696 00:30:40,552 --> 00:30:43,419 I'll take one of those meats now. 697 00:30:44,534 --> 00:30:45,967 Okay. 698 00:30:45,992 --> 00:30:47,926 # # 699 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:05,878 Hi. 700 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,306 Let's go. 701 00:31:23,330 --> 00:31:25,828 - Mmm. - Another spicy Italian link? 702 00:31:25,853 --> 00:31:27,786 - Duh. - All right. 703 00:31:27,811 --> 00:31:30,445 So good, so spicy. 704 00:31:30,738 --> 00:31:32,978 Ah. Ah... 705 00:31:33,003 --> 00:31:34,533 - Let me try some water. - Water? 706 00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:36,124 - Yeah. - Here you go. 707 00:31:39,313 --> 00:31:41,246 So much better than dew. 708 00:31:41,315 --> 00:31:43,127 Make you feel better? 709 00:31:44,752 --> 00:31:45,533 No. 710 00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:48,447 Well, now, did the torture make you feel better? 711 00:31:48,472 --> 00:31:50,369 No, that's why I gave up on the torture. I don't, 712 00:31:50,394 --> 00:31:51,998 I don't know. I don't know what it is, George. 713 00:31:52,023 --> 00:31:54,157 Maybe I'm just broken. 714 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:57,236 That is such a sad thing to say. 715 00:31:57,470 --> 00:32:00,899 Part one. Part two, really good title for a ska song. 716 00:32:00,968 --> 00:32:02,367 Stay with me. 717 00:32:02,392 --> 00:32:03,992 Two, three, four. 718 00:32:04,017 --> 00:32:05,383 # Ting, ting, ting, ting # 719 00:32:05,408 --> 00:32:06,641 # Ting, ting, ting, ting # 720 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,500 # Maybe I'm just broken... # 721 00:32:08,525 --> 00:32:10,358 Trumpets now. 722 00:32:10,383 --> 00:32:12,483 And then... 723 00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:17,220 That's interesting. 724 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:19,717 What... no. Don't-don't tell me what it is, all right? 725 00:32:19,966 --> 00:32:22,602 No news from the real world. I'm still on a retreat. 726 00:32:22,627 --> 00:32:23,771 Rebecca just got out of jail. 727 00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:25,580 What? Let me see that. 728 00:32:26,622 --> 00:32:29,822 You see? That news made you feel better. 729 00:32:33,716 --> 00:32:35,649 You're right. 730 00:32:35,815 --> 00:32:37,431 Of course it did. 731 00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:39,650 I need to see her, George. 732 00:32:39,718 --> 00:32:41,452 - That's what I need. - Yes. 733 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,131 I have been saying that since the beginning. 734 00:32:43,155 --> 00:32:44,822 Yes, you need to go talk to her. 735 00:32:44,890 --> 00:32:46,023 Yep. Yep, this feels right. 736 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,668 This feels good. This feels good. 737 00:32:47,693 --> 00:32:49,960 All right. Let's pack up and go. 738 00:32:53,963 --> 00:32:55,396 So that's about it. 739 00:32:55,465 --> 00:32:57,732 That's my life story. 740 00:32:57,757 --> 00:33:00,325 It really is. You started at conception. 741 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,244 Interesting you know that story. 742 00:33:02,269 --> 00:33:05,625 So, um, like, how do we treat all these things I have? 743 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,875 Like, which do we do first, Dr. Man Akopian? 744 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,678 Should we do OCD first? Because I might get OCD about my OCD. 745 00:33:10,747 --> 00:33:13,047 Josh, I don't know how to tell you this. 746 00:33:13,072 --> 00:33:14,404 Actually, I do. 747 00:33:14,429 --> 00:33:16,829 You don't have any of those disorders. 748 00:33:16,854 --> 00:33:18,487 I really wish people would stop taking 749 00:33:18,512 --> 00:33:19,864 those online quizzes. 750 00:33:19,889 --> 00:33:21,255 They're very inaccurate. 751 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:23,034 I mean, on Sex and the City quizzes, 752 00:33:23,059 --> 00:33:25,853 I always get Steve, but I'm clearly an Aidan. 753 00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:31,198 But... so if-if I don't have a disorder, 754 00:33:31,267 --> 00:33:32,433 what can I do? 755 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,990 Because something is clearly wrong. 756 00:33:34,147 --> 00:33:35,580 You can do exactly 757 00:33:35,605 --> 00:33:37,705 what you're doing sitting here with me. 758 00:33:37,774 --> 00:33:39,140 Look within. 759 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,674 Josh, it's not about 760 00:33:40,743 --> 00:33:43,210 checking a box and getting a fancy label, or 12, 761 00:33:43,235 --> 00:33:44,868 for what's bothering you. 762 00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:47,493 Instead, you can think about the choices you make 763 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,016 and why you make them. 764 00:33:49,689 --> 00:33:51,252 That sounds hard. 765 00:33:51,277 --> 00:33:53,177 Yeah, yeah. But don't worry. 766 00:33:53,202 --> 00:33:55,769 It will take a long time. 767 00:33:58,761 --> 00:34:00,895 Okay. 768 00:34:04,994 --> 00:34:06,868 _ 769 00:34:08,877 --> 00:34:10,481 _ 770 00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:12,267 Nice custom banner, babe. 771 00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:14,642 Yeah, they weirdly had it at the store. 772 00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:19,169 Wait, whose baby is that? 773 00:34:20,228 --> 00:34:21,582 Are you, are you kidding? 774 00:34:22,224 --> 00:34:23,623 It's my baby. 775 00:34:24,509 --> 00:34:26,487 The one you helped me make? 776 00:34:26,512 --> 00:34:27,752 Oh! Right, right, right, right. 777 00:34:27,824 --> 00:34:29,557 Hey, Rebecca, I'm making 778 00:34:29,582 --> 00:34:31,649 - my favorite ceviche. - Mm. Family recipe? 779 00:34:31,761 --> 00:34:33,327 No, I got it from Quimblepop. 780 00:34:33,396 --> 00:34:35,362 Also, took the quiz again, 781 00:34:35,431 --> 00:34:37,398 and you're looking at a Carrie. 782 00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:39,600 You gamed the quiz to get that, Charlotte. 783 00:34:40,298 --> 00:34:41,535 Hey. 784 00:34:41,604 --> 00:34:43,170 You okay? 785 00:34:44,142 --> 00:34:45,206 Feeling better? 786 00:34:45,697 --> 00:34:47,107 Honey. 787 00:34:47,132 --> 00:34:50,119 Honey, you're home. You're with your people. 788 00:34:50,517 --> 00:34:52,546 What do you want to do next? Pie? 789 00:34:52,615 --> 00:34:54,982 Ice cream? Donut? 790 00:34:55,007 --> 00:34:57,040 Wow, we really need to find 791 00:34:57,065 --> 00:34:59,429 some non food-related activities for us, don't we? 792 00:34:59,454 --> 00:35:00,820 Paula, I don't want to do anything. 793 00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:03,619 Everything I do is wrong, by definition. 794 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,127 Because of my privilege. 795 00:35:06,152 --> 00:35:08,429 Okay, that's it. I've had enough. 796 00:35:08,498 --> 00:35:09,630 Rebecca, if I hear you 797 00:35:09,655 --> 00:35:11,494 say the word "privilege" one more time... 798 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,815 You have privilege. I'm glad you acknowledge it. 799 00:35:16,839 --> 00:35:18,539 So now you have a choice. 800 00:35:18,564 --> 00:35:20,708 Do something good for the world that actually helps people, 801 00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:21,866 or shut up. 802 00:35:21,891 --> 00:35:23,436 But stop whining. 803 00:35:25,052 --> 00:35:26,484 Baller Miranda move. 804 00:35:28,881 --> 00:35:30,351 Thank you. 805 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,549 You're welcome. 806 00:35:31,574 --> 00:35:33,487 You're right. You're right. 807 00:35:33,556 --> 00:35:38,025 I need to do something practical, to counteract my... 808 00:35:38,050 --> 00:35:40,094 my pri... my, uh, 809 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:44,056 systemic socioeconomic racial and cis-gender advantages. 810 00:35:45,859 --> 00:35:47,692 Oh, you mean that? 811 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:53,307 Hi. 812 00:35:54,213 --> 00:35:55,676 Hi. 813 00:35:56,135 --> 00:35:57,968 Can I talk to you for a second? 814 00:35:59,877 --> 00:36:01,361 Good banner. 815 00:36:03,553 --> 00:36:07,622 Um, look, before you say anything, I-I... 816 00:36:08,783 --> 00:36:10,558 I want to say I'm sorry. 817 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:13,394 I stormed out of the courthouse, and I took your plea personally, 818 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:14,929 and I shouldn't have. 819 00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:16,597 I'm just... 820 00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:19,333 I'm just so glad you're out of jail. 821 00:36:19,402 --> 00:36:22,336 Oh, my gosh. Oh, it feels so good to hear you say that. 822 00:36:22,405 --> 00:36:25,181 You were so mad at me. 823 00:36:25,869 --> 00:36:28,509 Mm. 'Cause you reall... You have to know 824 00:36:28,578 --> 00:36:30,511 that all the things I said in that courtroom 825 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:33,147 truly had nothing to do with how I feel about you. 826 00:36:35,306 --> 00:36:37,385 I still love you, Nathaniel. 827 00:36:37,859 --> 00:36:39,392 I love you, too. 828 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:47,772 Oh, I'm so glad all this drama's behind us. 829 00:36:47,797 --> 00:36:49,497 What happened to your face? 830 00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:52,466 Oh, it was, uh, camping. Long story. 831 00:36:52,535 --> 00:36:54,969 - What? - Yeah. I'm just so glad we can be 832 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,804 free and clear now. 833 00:36:56,873 --> 00:37:00,073 Yeah. Well, I mean, I still have some work to do. 834 00:37:00,098 --> 00:37:01,665 A lot of work to do, actually. 835 00:37:02,275 --> 00:37:03,978 Going to jail was totally misguided, 836 00:37:04,003 --> 00:37:05,880 but I meant what I said in the courtroom. 837 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,688 You know? About being a better person. 838 00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:09,083 I want to do that, somehow. 839 00:37:09,152 --> 00:37:12,019 Right. You want to make some donations, serve on some boards. 840 00:37:12,044 --> 00:37:13,777 No, more than that. I want to... 841 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:16,490 I don't know, I want to get in there and make a difference. 842 00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:18,759 Okay. Sounds vague, 843 00:37:18,828 --> 00:37:20,995 but, um, why don't we talk about that 844 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:26,041 after dinner, or better yet, after Hawaii? 845 00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:27,802 - Hawaii? - Yeah. 846 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,697 I called the Four Seasons Hualalai, and I got us a room. 847 00:37:30,722 --> 00:37:33,407 I... mm. 848 00:37:33,476 --> 00:37:35,242 Mm. 849 00:37:39,494 --> 00:37:40,852 You know what? I'm so sorry, I just, 850 00:37:40,877 --> 00:37:42,261 I have, I have a lot to think about right now. 851 00:37:42,285 --> 00:37:43,851 I got to figure a lot of stuff out, 852 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,786 so, yeah, I can't. 853 00:37:45,855 --> 00:37:47,955 Hawaii-Hawaii has to wait. 854 00:37:49,859 --> 00:37:51,225 Rebecca, you are being so silly. 855 00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:55,129 I'm being silly? 856 00:37:55,198 --> 00:37:58,332 And selfish, too. I mean, I-I, I just want us 857 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:01,402 to be happy and together. 858 00:38:01,471 --> 00:38:02,570 That's what I want. 859 00:38:03,158 --> 00:38:04,772 Y-You just said you love me, right? 860 00:38:04,841 --> 00:38:07,804 So can you just do that for me? 861 00:38:07,829 --> 00:38:10,111 Can you stop overthinking everything? 862 00:38:10,179 --> 00:38:11,512 Okay, I'm not overthinking things, 863 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,615 I'm just trying to be a good person. 864 00:38:14,684 --> 00:38:16,250 Really? Because from where I'm sitting, 865 00:38:16,275 --> 00:38:19,290 every time we're happy, you try to ruin it. 866 00:38:23,556 --> 00:38:25,489 - Um... - I-I... 867 00:38:27,897 --> 00:38:29,630 Yeah, you should go right now. 868 00:38:29,699 --> 00:38:31,599 Okay, fine. 869 00:38:36,372 --> 00:38:38,405 Oh! She's coming. Go, go, go, go. 870 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:43,010 Mmm. 871 00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:45,679 I'm loving this ceviche. 872 00:38:45,748 --> 00:38:47,359 Darryl, you don't have anything in your hands. 873 00:38:47,383 --> 00:38:48,616 So... 874 00:38:48,684 --> 00:38:49,812 what happened? 875 00:38:49,837 --> 00:38:52,297 I heard him mention Hawaii, and then you started whispering. 876 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:53,754 Which is rude. 877 00:38:53,779 --> 00:38:56,513 Look, I'm in love with him. I am, but... 878 00:38:58,661 --> 00:39:01,562 ... we just don't have the same priorities right now. 879 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,465 Maybe we won't ever, I-I don't know. 880 00:39:04,534 --> 00:39:06,811 I truly don't know. 881 00:39:06,836 --> 00:39:09,403 All I know is I need to find my own answer, 882 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:12,406 and it lies somewhere 883 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:15,532 between jail and Hawaii. 884 00:39:16,192 --> 00:39:18,900 So amazing those are your choices. 885 00:39:19,962 --> 00:39:21,215 You know what? I'll figure it out. 886 00:39:21,284 --> 00:39:23,350 - Hey, Darryl? - Hmm? 887 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:25,015 - Hook me up with some of that ceviche. - Sure. 888 00:39:28,758 --> 00:39:31,058 Oh. Thanks. 889 00:39:33,243 --> 00:39:34,562 This is so confusing. 890 00:39:34,587 --> 00:39:36,554 I actually made ceviche. 891 00:39:36,579 --> 00:39:38,141 So what's next, Cookie? 892 00:39:38,868 --> 00:39:40,801 # # 893 00:39:42,259 --> 00:39:44,071 - Zip. - Zap. - Zop. 894 00:39:44,184 --> 00:39:45,316 - Zip. - Zap. 895 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,516 Zap. 896 00:39:48,506 --> 00:39:49,972 I think they were on zop. 897 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:52,176 Sorry. Zop. 898 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,091 What is she doing here? 899 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,318 Rebecca would like to volunteer. 900 00:39:58,645 --> 00:40:00,979 But not with, not with theater. Don't worry. 901 00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:02,556 Um... 902 00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,095 _ 903 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,873 So when I'm not forcing my opinions and entitlement 904 00:40:08,898 --> 00:40:10,064 on everybody else... 905 00:40:10,132 --> 00:40:11,132 Sorry for that... 906 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,907 I'm actually a pretty good lawyer. 907 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,902 And I don't know much about criminal cases, 908 00:40:14,927 --> 00:40:19,016 but I can study up and with your permission, 909 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,642 I would love to try and help you 910 00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:23,400 and any of the other women in here. 911 00:40:24,947 --> 00:40:26,146 I told her I thought 912 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:27,381 it was a great idea. 913 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:28,883 And the warden approved it. 914 00:40:28,951 --> 00:40:30,451 So what do you guys think? 915 00:40:31,055 --> 00:40:33,120 So she's not gonna sing? 916 00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:34,421 Or pick the songs? 917 00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:36,891 No. Again, I'm just, I'm here to give legal advice. 918 00:40:36,959 --> 00:40:39,293 - And she can't mention Sondheim. - Duly noted. 919 00:40:39,362 --> 00:40:41,161 I do kind of like the show Cats, though. 920 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,130 - Cats is cool. - We should do Cats. 921 00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:44,565 Let's do Cats. 922 00:40:44,626 --> 00:40:47,554 Great. Sign me up for front row tickets. 923 00:40:47,970 --> 00:40:49,904 Who doesn't like Cats? 924 00:40:49,972 --> 00:40:53,073 It's delightful. Who cares if there's no plot? 925 00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:57,624 Trent. 926 00:40:57,649 --> 00:40:59,582 Wake up! 927 00:41:01,574 --> 00:41:03,408 Wake up. 928 00:41:05,721 --> 00:41:07,640 Trent! 929 00:41:08,624 --> 00:41:10,624 I am not buying this for a second. 930 00:41:10,649 --> 00:41:12,849 Coma my ass. 931 00:41:13,780 --> 00:41:16,630 Wake up, you psychotic, 932 00:41:16,699 --> 00:41:19,300 turtlenecked piece of crap. 933 00:41:19,368 --> 00:41:22,269 If you do not wake up right now and confess to everything, 934 00:41:22,338 --> 00:41:23,671 I am gonna call Princeton 935 00:41:23,739 --> 00:41:26,443 and tell them to take back your degree. 936 00:41:26,468 --> 00:41:28,776 Actually, I went to school in Boston. 937 00:41:28,844 --> 00:41:30,611 Aha! 938 00:41:30,636 --> 00:41:31,945 Damn it. 939 00:41:31,969 --> 00:41:33,969 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --