1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:02,010 "Will & Grace" is recorded in front of 2 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:03,489 a live studio audience. 3 00:00:06,875 --> 00:00:09,294 Who doesn't love a wedding? 4 00:00:09,318 --> 00:00:11,536 The look on Will and Grace's face 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,180 when his mother and her father said "I do" 6 00:00:14,204 --> 00:00:16,542 was priceless! 7 00:00:17,407 --> 00:00:19,386 It was like, it was... 8 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,452 What was it like? It was... 9 00:00:23,254 --> 00:00:25,256 Oh, it was like that. 10 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,238 Guys, guys, guys! 11 00:00:30,262 --> 00:00:33,001 Whatever you do, do not think about 12 00:00:33,025 --> 00:00:35,564 Marilyn and Martin having sex. 13 00:00:35,588 --> 00:00:37,406 Don't do it! 14 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:40,073 Your pa's inside your ma! 15 00:00:42,316 --> 00:00:44,414 And nine months later, a dust baby! 16 00:00:44,438 --> 00:00:46,441 - Puhhh... - No! 17 00:00:49,684 --> 00:00:51,102 - Come on! - Enough! 18 00:00:53,609 --> 00:00:55,611 Oop! 19 00:00:58,374 --> 00:01:00,913 That happened... right? 20 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:03,036 Why did you mother throw her garter? 21 00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:05,198 And why am I still holding it? 22 00:01:05,222 --> 00:01:07,225 Oh! 23 00:01:08,626 --> 00:01:11,205 Well, I gotta get home to my fella! 24 00:01:11,229 --> 00:01:14,209 Oh Jackie, I'm so thrilled 25 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:16,291 that we're gonna be two old married gals 26 00:01:16,315 --> 00:01:17,933 for the rest of our lives! 27 00:01:17,957 --> 00:01:19,735 Because marriage is forever. 28 00:01:21,561 --> 00:01:24,965 Just you and Estefan. Forever. 29 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:28,425 And ever and ever 30 00:01:28,449 --> 00:01:30,347 and ever and ever and ever. 31 00:01:30,371 --> 00:01:32,374 Just you, Estefan... 32 00:01:34,176 --> 00:01:35,662 Forever. 33 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,622 Marriage. 34 00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:45,589 Forever. 35 00:01:50,314 --> 00:01:52,333 We... we gotta make a change. 36 00:01:52,357 --> 00:01:53,534 I mean... we said we would, 37 00:01:53,558 --> 00:01:54,976 why haven't we? 38 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,018 I gotta do something big. 39 00:01:57,042 --> 00:01:59,741 Maybe I'll... maybe I'll move to the woods 40 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:02,264 for a while and grow a beard. 41 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,307 I don't wanna be the only gay guy in the woods. 42 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:06,149 People will say, "There's... there's the woods 43 00:02:06,173 --> 00:02:07,670 "where that weird gay guy lives. 44 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:10,193 Though I appreciate his beard." 45 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,515 What are you talking about? 46 00:02:11,539 --> 00:02:13,117 I don't know. I'm traumatized. 47 00:02:13,141 --> 00:02:15,452 Couldn't they wait for one of us to die? 48 00:02:17,065 --> 00:02:19,364 Anything else, Mrs. Walker? 49 00:02:19,388 --> 00:02:20,766 Just the check, Smitty. 50 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:23,208 And I'll take this in a doggy bag. 51 00:02:23,232 --> 00:02:24,690 Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:24,714 --> 00:02:27,678 Oh! Uh, Smitty... 53 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,056 I was right to break it off 54 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,618 with Malcolm, wasn't I? 55 00:02:31,642 --> 00:02:35,182 I mean, I should be with my husband, right? 56 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:38,466 Either way, you're lucky to have someone. 57 00:02:39,017 --> 00:02:41,790 You know my wife Luanne? 58 00:02:41,814 --> 00:02:46,539 I bought her a ticket on the "Hindenburg." 59 00:02:48,341 --> 00:02:50,560 She and 35 others 60 00:02:50,584 --> 00:02:52,666 went up in a ball of fire. 61 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:06,442 Oh, the hilarity! 62 00:03:08,765 --> 00:03:11,464 Oh, Smitty! How do you always manage 63 00:03:11,488 --> 00:03:13,627 to keep it fresh and edgy? 64 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:18,312 Oh, but you know what? You're right, Smitty. 65 00:03:18,336 --> 00:03:24,439 As long as I am Mrs. Stanley Evelyn Walker, 66 00:03:24,463 --> 00:03:27,507 there is no other man for me. 67 00:03:32,089 --> 00:03:40,093 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 68 00:03:40,118 --> 00:03:44,207 And that... is where the idea to run came from. 69 00:03:44,887 --> 00:03:47,386 You know, there are so many issues we, 70 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:50,549 as a nation, are facing right now... 71 00:03:50,573 --> 00:03:52,576 healthcare, immigration... 72 00:03:55,259 --> 00:03:56,720 Bees. 73 00:03:58,262 --> 00:04:00,264 The bees are dying. 74 00:04:00,785 --> 00:04:02,851 No one knows why. 75 00:04:03,468 --> 00:04:06,127 Well, pesticides and climate change. 76 00:04:06,151 --> 00:04:08,023 No one knows. 77 00:04:09,595 --> 00:04:12,134 I just felt that it was time to stop complaining 78 00:04:12,158 --> 00:04:13,856 and get involved! 79 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,658 So I decided to run for mayor. 80 00:04:15,682 --> 00:04:17,180 But you're not running for mayor. 81 00:04:17,204 --> 00:04:19,463 Well, I realized I was not qualified. 82 00:04:19,487 --> 00:04:21,661 So, I'm running for president. 83 00:04:23,171 --> 00:04:25,830 Of the New York Society of Interior Designers. 84 00:04:25,854 --> 00:04:28,817 Which is as important as it sounds. 85 00:04:31,588 --> 00:04:33,343 Grace Adler Design. 86 00:04:34,824 --> 00:04:37,507 Oh, of course. I'll be right there. 87 00:04:38,228 --> 00:04:41,288 Um, that was a police detective. 88 00:04:41,312 --> 00:04:43,330 She wants to talk to me... 89 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:46,374 Oh! Don't put that in the article... it'll sound bad. 90 00:04:46,398 --> 00:04:48,176 No worries! One last thing: for age, 91 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,540 we have 38. Did you wanna stick with that? 92 00:04:51,564 --> 00:04:54,463 I'm about to be the voice of a gay army. 93 00:04:54,487 --> 00:04:56,489 Don't pick a fight with me. 94 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:07,442 Estefan and I are just taking a little break, Mother. 95 00:05:09,865 --> 00:05:11,883 No, he... no, he was just freaked out 96 00:05:11,907 --> 00:05:14,406 about the whole "forever" thing... you know. 97 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,209 No, it was him. Yeah. 98 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,892 He has the intimacy issues, not me. 99 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:22,656 Not me. No... not me! 100 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,682 Of course, it was me! 101 00:05:25,923 --> 00:05:28,342 So I decided to put a pin in the wedding. 102 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:32,411 No, you do not get to say, "I told you so," Judith! 103 00:05:33,732 --> 00:05:34,910 Ow! 104 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,976 Yes, I'm shaving. 105 00:05:38,017 --> 00:05:39,823 No, not those. 106 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:42,438 Not those. 107 00:05:42,462 --> 00:05:44,040 No, not those! 108 00:05:44,064 --> 00:05:46,827 Of course, it's those! 109 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,408 I have to shave my undercarriage, 110 00:05:50,432 --> 00:05:51,929 because the only thing I ever inherited from you 111 00:05:51,953 --> 00:05:53,451 was excess body hair 112 00:05:53,475 --> 00:05:55,477 and the inability to make a marriage work! 113 00:05:58,721 --> 00:06:00,419 I got... I got another call. 114 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,941 I got another call. I gotta go! 115 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:03,967 Other people call me, Judith! 116 00:06:05,154 --> 00:06:06,907 Yes, call me after "World of Dance." 117 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,933 It's the quarter-finals. I'm not a monster. 118 00:06:12,409 --> 00:06:14,411 Yello. 119 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:21,640 This is Jack McFarland. 120 00:06:23,563 --> 00:06:25,565 The police? 121 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,623 Sure, yeah, no, I'll be right there. 122 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,603 Now you look five years younger. 123 00:06:39,929 --> 00:06:43,469 And sure, I could have gone back corporate law. 124 00:06:43,493 --> 00:06:46,552 The door was open. I was making decent bank. 125 00:06:46,576 --> 00:06:48,955 Not to brag, but I did see "Mean Girls" opening night, 126 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:51,862 orchestra right, cashews at intermission. 127 00:06:52,824 --> 00:06:55,683 But... it's time for me to write a new chapter. 128 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,847 A chapter I call chapter... 129 00:06:58,871 --> 00:07:00,929 1... 130 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:04,613 in a book I call "Will Truman." 131 00:07:04,637 --> 00:07:06,976 With a subtitle... 132 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,002 "A Change Has Come." 133 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,382 And that... is why I grew the beard. 134 00:07:12,406 --> 00:07:13,864 I thought there'd be a lot of gray... 135 00:07:13,888 --> 00:07:15,826 not a one, not one. 136 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,852 It's good genes, I guess. 137 00:07:18,453 --> 00:07:20,992 I just asked if you were okay with us using our laptops. 138 00:07:21,163 --> 00:07:22,540 Oh yeah, that's fine. I don't care. 139 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:25,200 Okay! Next time I see you people, 140 00:07:25,225 --> 00:07:26,643 we're gonna be jumping right into 141 00:07:26,668 --> 00:07:28,566 corporate compliance and forensic accounting. 142 00:07:28,591 --> 00:07:31,330 I know, I'm excited too. 143 00:07:31,361 --> 00:07:33,364 Hello, this is Will Truman, teacher. 144 00:07:35,185 --> 00:07:37,363 Yes, detective, sure. 145 00:07:37,635 --> 00:07:38,917 I'll be right there. 146 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,270 Hey! I just got a call. 147 00:07:46,294 --> 00:07:47,751 - The detective? - Yeah. 148 00:07:47,775 --> 00:07:49,513 - She called me too! - You know what it's about? 149 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,315 No. But remember that time 150 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:53,238 we stopped in Rite Aid to get dental floss sticks 151 00:07:53,262 --> 00:07:54,839 and there was that big bowl of Lindt chocolates 152 00:07:54,863 --> 00:07:56,642 and I took one and you said, "Those aren't free," 153 00:07:56,666 --> 00:07:58,668 and I said, "Of course they are"? 154 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:03,393 Will, I think you were right. They weren't free. 155 00:08:07,118 --> 00:08:08,856 You know what the most unbelievable part 156 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,403 of that story is? You buying dental floss. 157 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:20,309 A police detective called me. 158 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,630 On my phone. 159 00:08:21,654 --> 00:08:24,554 We know, she called us too, Jack. 160 00:08:24,578 --> 00:08:27,301 Do you think she's investigating your beard? 161 00:08:28,622 --> 00:08:30,521 Because it's suspiciously dark. 162 00:08:30,545 --> 00:08:32,603 - Yeah, what's with that? - Good genes! 163 00:08:32,627 --> 00:08:34,629 It's good genes. 164 00:08:36,271 --> 00:08:38,674 Detective? Hi, I'm Will Truman, teacher. 165 00:08:43,205 --> 00:08:45,344 Trish Yashida. Thank you all for meeting me here. 166 00:08:45,369 --> 00:08:47,371 I also took a travel-sized Colgate! 167 00:08:53,411 --> 00:08:55,590 Hey... come in. What's this about? 168 00:08:55,615 --> 00:08:57,233 A Mrs. Karen Walker. 169 00:08:57,258 --> 00:08:59,396 She's been missing for the past five days. 170 00:08:59,421 --> 00:09:01,039 - What? - Karen? 171 00:09:01,064 --> 00:09:02,562 I was hoping you might have some information. 172 00:09:02,587 --> 00:09:04,405 She can't be missing. 173 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:06,729 Have you checked the bars, pharmacies, dispensaries? 174 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:07,811 Yes. 175 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,166 Distilleries, speakeasies, strip clubs? 176 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:11,808 Yes. 177 00:09:11,832 --> 00:09:13,851 Sometimes she goes to Sherwin-Williams 178 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:15,889 and throws minks at the red paint. 179 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,378 I've looked everywhere. No one has seen her. 180 00:09:20,402 --> 00:09:23,542 Oh, my God. Where could she be? 181 00:09:23,566 --> 00:09:26,826 As we round the corner, we come into Courtyard Square. 182 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:29,709 This set has been used in multiple films and TV shows, 183 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:33,473 the most famous being "Back to the Future," 184 00:09:33,497 --> 00:09:35,500 starring Michael J. Fox. 185 00:09:37,222 --> 00:09:40,321 Who knew this tour would be so educational? 186 00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:42,003 I'm Linda, by the way. 187 00:09:42,607 --> 00:09:44,430 Beaverhausen. 188 00:09:46,632 --> 00:09:48,851 Anastasia Beaverhausen. 189 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:52,215 Just an ordinary tourist from the Midwest. 190 00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:54,417 Ooh, me too. What part? 191 00:09:54,441 --> 00:09:58,246 Michi-sota-Pennsyl-consin. 192 00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:03,692 Home of the Fightin' Caucasians! 193 00:10:10,516 --> 00:10:12,735 If you think of anything else, please call me. 194 00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:14,497 We will, Detective. 195 00:10:14,521 --> 00:10:16,139 Do you think Karen's all right? 196 00:10:16,163 --> 00:10:18,061 Well, we know she's not dead, 197 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,743 'cause I'd get an alert on my phone 198 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:21,385 about her last wishes. 199 00:10:21,409 --> 00:10:23,027 I'm supposed to delete her porn 200 00:10:23,051 --> 00:10:24,607 and set your closet on fire. 201 00:10:25,814 --> 00:10:27,872 The detective said she's been gone five days. 202 00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:29,453 - That was when? Friday? - Yeah. 203 00:10:29,477 --> 00:10:31,580 You know what? She came to my class. 204 00:10:33,863 --> 00:10:35,601 Wilma, you in there? 205 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,627 Nothing! 206 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,608 Honey, I need to talk to you. 207 00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:43,210 The secret is out. 208 00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:45,573 Everybody knows I'm dyeing my beard? 209 00:10:45,597 --> 00:10:46,974 What are you talking about? 210 00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,881 Nobody thinks that Grace is a natural red-head. 211 00:10:52,244 --> 00:10:54,783 I'm talking about Stan. 212 00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:56,185 What about Stan? 213 00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:58,227 I think someone tipped him off 214 00:10:58,251 --> 00:11:00,029 about my affair with Malcolm. 215 00:11:00,053 --> 00:11:01,551 I'm scared. 216 00:11:01,575 --> 00:11:03,553 What? Stan would never hurt you. 217 00:11:03,577 --> 00:11:07,638 He's a big softy... literally, he's like memory foam. 218 00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:10,946 I couldn't hug that man without leaving a boob print. 219 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,728 Well, if you talk to him, let me know. 220 00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:18,611 Oh! Honey, do you mind? 221 00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:20,813 There's a scratch on my purse 222 00:11:20,837 --> 00:11:23,480 that's been driving me crazy. 223 00:11:30,809 --> 00:11:32,266 Thank you. 224 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:34,189 She was in the office with me that morning. 225 00:11:34,213 --> 00:11:35,790 Did you notice anything strange? 226 00:11:35,814 --> 00:11:38,217 She was in the office with me that morning. 227 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:41,477 Grace! 228 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,599 Someone's following me. 229 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:45,121 I wish someone would follow me. 230 00:11:45,145 --> 00:11:48,165 My campaign hasn't gotten a single Twitter follower yet. 231 00:11:48,189 --> 00:11:49,887 Grace, you're not listening. 232 00:11:49,911 --> 00:11:51,849 Stan found out about the affair, 233 00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:53,651 and he sent someone after me. 234 00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:55,774 Oh, my God! Mitchell Michael Mitchell, 235 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,256 of Mitchell Michael Mitchell Designs is following me! 236 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,861 And he's tweeting his full support for president! 237 00:12:01,885 --> 00:12:03,703 I could actually win this thing. 238 00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:04,944 Grace, I'm scared. 239 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:06,506 You're scared? 240 00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:08,508 I'm about to be the voice of leadership 241 00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:11,512 for a 160 mostly gay interior designers. 242 00:12:11,536 --> 00:12:14,860 I wear one winter coat in the fall, and I'm dead. 243 00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:18,760 And then I ran into her that afternoon. 244 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,324 Switch! 245 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,769 Switch! 246 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,538 Turn. 247 00:12:34,562 --> 00:12:36,300 This is so nice... 248 00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:38,303 showering together. 249 00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:40,105 You know, we can do this every day now, 250 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:41,667 for the rest of our lives. 251 00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:45,751 Just you and me. No one else. 252 00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:48,314 Forever... 253 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:50,340 and ever. 254 00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:52,863 Water... I need some water! 255 00:12:54,345 --> 00:12:55,923 What happened? What's wrong, mí corazon? 256 00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,244 Nothing, nothing, nothing! 257 00:12:57,268 --> 00:12:59,247 Okay, it's just that every time we talk 258 00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:00,328 about being together forever, 259 00:13:00,352 --> 00:13:01,770 you seem to get very thirsty. 260 00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:03,131 First of all, I do not. 261 00:13:03,155 --> 00:13:04,813 And I have no problem with the concept 262 00:13:04,837 --> 00:13:06,840 of forever, okay? 263 00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:12,582 Jackie, I need to talk! 264 00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:14,264 Karen, I'm in a relationship. 265 00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:16,611 You can't just walk in when I'm showering. 266 00:13:19,614 --> 00:13:21,753 This is... 267 00:13:21,777 --> 00:13:24,099 How funny would it be if I was that person? 268 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,799 Karen, would you like to join us? 269 00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:28,240 - I can scowch over. - Come on in! 270 00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,787 I'd love to, homos, but no time. 271 00:13:31,828 --> 00:13:34,287 Poodle, I have to disappear. 272 00:13:34,311 --> 00:13:37,131 You may never see me again, so... 273 00:13:37,155 --> 00:13:39,237 would you feed my hamsters... 274 00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:42,256 To my snake? 275 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,980 Sure Karen, yeah, but where are you going? 276 00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:46,141 What's going on? 277 00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:48,968 No time. Gotta run. 278 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,023 Good-bye. 279 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,399 I hope you two are happy together. 280 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:05,147 Just the two of you, nobody else. 281 00:14:06,468 --> 00:14:08,471 Marriage. 282 00:14:12,877 --> 00:14:14,678 Forever. 283 00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:20,140 She was asking us for help. 284 00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:22,142 When said she was gonna disappear, I thought 285 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,410 she meant she was going to Brazil to get her 2019 face. 286 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,350 Oh, my God. 287 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,337 I fed her snake to her hamster. 288 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,719 But what if it was Malcolm? 289 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,042 I mean, he was in love with her, he's CIA. 290 00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:42,206 He could be motor-boating her right now. 291 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,928 You mean waterboarding? 292 00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:45,326 Do I? 293 00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:49,814 I'ma text him and ask him. 294 00:14:49,838 --> 00:14:51,376 Jack, if he did something to her, 295 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,058 he's not gonna just tell you. 296 00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:55,801 Hey, Malcolm, can we talk? 297 00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,296 What's on your mind, Jack? 298 00:14:58,048 --> 00:14:59,866 I didn't even send the text yet. 299 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:01,468 I get your texts even before you send them. 300 00:15:01,492 --> 00:15:04,055 A little gift from my friends at Cambridge Analytica. 301 00:15:05,496 --> 00:15:08,420 And Will... that guy at the gym is not into you. 302 00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,040 Karen is missing. 303 00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:13,482 Do you know where she is? 304 00:15:13,506 --> 00:15:15,364 No, but if I had to guess, she's either at 305 00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:17,326 Sherwin-Williams or on the run 306 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,610 because Stan found out we're having an affair. 307 00:15:20,113 --> 00:15:21,731 We don't know that for sure. 308 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,213 - We do. - How? 309 00:15:23,237 --> 00:15:25,015 - Because I told him. - It was you! 310 00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:26,777 You know that I've worked for Stan 311 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,059 off and on for many years. 312 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,420 He suspected that someone was 313 00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:31,022 sleeping with his wife, so he offered me 314 00:15:31,046 --> 00:15:33,124 a good deal of money to find out who. 315 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,148 But it was you. 316 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,150 Easiest 5 large I've ever made, 317 00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:40,465 except of course, for betting on the last election. 318 00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:44,117 You don't think he's gonna hurt her, do you? 319 00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:45,479 - No. - Oh, thank God. 320 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:46,657 But you don't understand. 321 00:15:46,681 --> 00:15:48,923 Because you framed the question in the negative, 322 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,284 I was forced to use a negative 323 00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,966 to assert the affirmative. 324 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,473 I don't don't think he's going to hurt her. 325 00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:58,253 What? 326 00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:00,280 I think she's in big trouble. 327 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,947 Malcolm! Your affair with Karen was over. 328 00:16:05,971 --> 00:16:08,028 You should have stayed away! Why did you come back? 329 00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,962 Why? That's like asking "Why is the sky blue? 330 00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:14,076 Why is the grass green?, Why is your beard so dark?" 331 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,102 Good genes! 332 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,842 I came back because I'm in love with her. 333 00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:21,364 I knew I'd have no shot while she was 334 00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:24,027 still with Stan... ruining her marriage 335 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,130 was the only card I had left to play. 336 00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:29,117 Now I fear I'll never hear that sweet voice again. 337 00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:31,640 You son of a bitch! 338 00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:35,500 Darling! 339 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,527 Was that anger or foreplay? 340 00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,226 How could you tell my husband 341 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,587 we were having an affair? 342 00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:43,269 How did you find out? Who ratted? 343 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,576 No one. I figured it out myself. 344 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:49,917 Well... me and Linda. 345 00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:53,401 I honestly thought Stan wouldn't find out about it. 346 00:16:54,122 --> 00:16:56,084 I guess I was just fooling myself, 347 00:16:56,108 --> 00:16:58,207 thinking I was somehow immune. 348 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,529 Pretty stupid, huh, Linda? 349 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,037 Oh, we've all had our share of humdingers. 350 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,219 Me included. One time, I took a drink 351 00:17:09,243 --> 00:17:12,087 that said, "Lisa" on it from my coffee place. 352 00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:16,091 I know my name's not Lisa. 353 00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:24,461 You are a bad girl. 354 00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:30,047 But I just wish I knew how Stan found out. 355 00:17:30,071 --> 00:17:32,286 I mean, who would have told him? 356 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,448 Well, I watch a lot of TV, and usually 357 00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:37,075 the one who did it is the ex-lover. 358 00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:39,534 The ex-lover. 359 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,977 Well, that would mean... 360 00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:43,419 Stop the tram! 361 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,467 Thanks, Linda! You're a lifesaver. 362 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:53,254 I'm also slowly poisoning my father-in-law. 363 00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:57,779 Respect. 364 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,440 I want you out of my life. 365 00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:04,163 I see. 366 00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,189 Well, what can I say? 367 00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:08,688 I gambled on love and wound up passed out 368 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,051 on a video poker game with a roll of nickels 369 00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:13,638 and two unused tickets to Jeff Dunham. 370 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:19,540 C'est I'amour. Au revoir, Karen. 371 00:18:22,528 --> 00:18:24,530 - Some froyo some... - No! 372 00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:31,071 I have to get out of town before Stan's goon finds me. 373 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,211 Good-bye, dear friends. 374 00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:36,344 I'll really miss... two of you. 375 00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:41,686 And not the two you would think. 376 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,712 Ha. 377 00:18:44,313 --> 00:18:46,452 - Hello, Mrs. Walker. - You! 378 00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:48,414 You're the one who has been following me! 379 00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:50,821 - The cop? - Oh, I'm no cop! 380 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,702 Why did you stop talking? 381 00:18:55,726 --> 00:18:58,505 I thought there might be gasps. 382 00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,668 Because I'm not a cop. I'm a process server. 383 00:19:00,692 --> 00:19:03,271 And Mrs. Walker, these are your divorce papers. 384 00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:06,419 Oh! There's the gasp. 385 00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:15,389 Divorce papers. 386 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:20,235 Come on, Karen. 387 00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:23,493 We're gonna get you through this. 388 00:19:23,518 --> 00:19:26,658 Yeah, now that Estefan and I are taking a break, 389 00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,986 I can be completely focused on helping you. 390 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:32,064 You two split up? 391 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,826 Yeah, there were issues 392 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,788 with the whole "forever" thing. 393 00:19:35,812 --> 00:19:39,497 I'm more of a "Jack-of-all-gays", so... 394 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:47,146 You can't go into a marriage thinking about forever. 395 00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:53,072 Who put that stupid idea into your head? 396 00:19:54,314 --> 00:19:58,815 Marriage is... a series of moments. 397 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,657 Waking up in the morning, 398 00:20:00,681 --> 00:20:03,661 smiling at each other across the kitchen table. 399 00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:07,254 Hiding jewelry together and blaming the maid. 400 00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:12,351 Then firing her and watching her cry 401 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,633 as she loads her one tattered suitcase 402 00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:16,699 into the back of a cab. 403 00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:23,467 You know, couple stuff. 404 00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:26,847 Do you love Estefan? 405 00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:28,649 Well, yeah, of course I do. 406 00:20:28,673 --> 00:20:31,132 Well then, you go get him. 407 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,815 Even sitting here with this, 408 00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:37,404 I wouldn't trade one moment with Stan. 409 00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:39,916 Well, we're gonna hook up later tonight, 410 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,349 so I'll tell him after, but... 411 00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:45,509 what are you gonna do, Kar? 412 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:48,673 Whatever it is, we are your friends, 413 00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,475 and we'll be here for you. 414 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,956 It's scary not knowing what's coming next, 415 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,359 for all of us, but, uh, you've got 416 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,442 the world's best safety net. 417 00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:58,508 - Come here, you guys. - Aw! 418 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:15,528 I'll shave it! I'll shave it!