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? Uh, uh, uh, uh ?

2
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It still feels random.

3
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I searched "Dallas plus Cowboys,"

4
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I'm sure the first hit
is a crappy NFL fan site,

5
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but the second site that comes up?

6
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Yeah, well, maybe Rover knows

7
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you don't give a shit about football?

8
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Yeah, I forgot you were

9
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an all-American running back at Cal.

10
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Hey, I went to a game once.

11
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I'm just saying, Rover
has a relevance problem.

12
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Hey, is Scientology a religion or a cult

13
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Cult.

14
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They obtained non-profit
status in October.

15
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? With the bad-ass style ?

16
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? Straightforward... ?

17
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Never mind, I'll figure
out where it goes.

18
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These results are mediocre at best.

19
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Final grade for Rover's
"genius" search engine... C-.

20
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D-.

21
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Is that really necessary?

22
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That doesn't sound right.

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- Sounds like the, uh, gas line is...
- I got it!

24
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Okay.

25
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Not like I literally grew up
in an auto shop or anything.

26
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It's just until the rain stops.

27
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Well, I can't hear myself think.

28
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Listen, if they fix
the relevance problem,

29
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we could have a competition on our hands

30
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You know, hit search for, um...

31
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Is that Rover?

32
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We give it a C-.

33
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That bad?

34
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You really haven't seen it?

35
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No, I really haven't.

36
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Wait, uh...

37
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Oh, yeah. I see what you mean.

38
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Even with the basic rules engine,

39
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the results are garbage,
the crawler's too static.

40
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- Mm.
- Still, the way they grabbed the titles

41
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is actually kind of clever.

42
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- Okay, thanks for this...
- Hey, I'm just gonna check the HTML,

43
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it takes one second.

44
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??

45
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Oh, yeah.

46
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The algorithm's too stupid to know

47
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that there are equivalent
synonyms for a search phrase,

48
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or different spellings.

49
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Like "color, c-o-l-o-r,"

50
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the English spelling, with a "u."

51
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Still, I'd give it a B-.

52
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- Pbht!
- No, a solid B for concept,

53
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but demerits for poor execution.

54
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- Hmm.
- You asked.

55
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- Actually, we didn't.
- No, we didn't.

56
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Neither one of us asked.

57
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This wouldn't be hard to beat, you know?

58
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You just have to come up with

59
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a more sophisticated algorithm.

60
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That's not really our approach.

61
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People need a curated list,

62
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a guide through the
disorganized maze of the web...

63
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not a bunch of impersonal math.

64
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First of all, math is
very personal to me.

65
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- Of course. I just mean that...
- And second,

66
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curation is fine if you
guys have 500 websites,

67
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or 5000.

68
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But what are you guys gonna
do when you have 5 million?

69
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How are you gonna guide
people through that?

70
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??

71
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We tell you which site is best.

72
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The whole company is built
around a human approach.

73
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- Uh, porn alert.
- Yep. Yep. Coming.

74
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Following company protocol

75
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- and stepping away from the machine.
- Coming. Coming.

76
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- You're mad.
- I'm not.

77
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I'm not.

78
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I didn't think you
wanted to work on this,

79
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but if you do, then...

80
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- I don't.
- Okay.

81
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I'm j... I'm just saying that

82
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math can't tell a qualitative difference

83
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between good and bad.

84
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A computer can't tell me what I want.

85
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Not yet.

86
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Okay.

87
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We have functionality issues.

88
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Users aren't getting something
useful as their first return,

89
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so they're leaving the site.

90
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Frankly, we launched too early...

91
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We had a major competitor in Comet...

92
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Okay, let's try not to
make this all about Comet.

93
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- There's the larger landscape of...
- Exactly.

94
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We needed to get out
there to have a presence.

95
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Comet isn't competitive...

96
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- What did I just say?
- Sorry.

97
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It seems like we were impatient.

98
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No. No. No, it's good that we're live.

99
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It is.

100
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The growth will be there.

101
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The Rover algorithm's
gonna get better with usage.

102
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We needed users to track,

103
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the data is gonna help
us refine this algorithm.

104
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We've got to stay competitive...

105
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I'm telling you, we
have a leg up on Comet...

106
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- Excuse me.
- Index sites.

107
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Thank you.

108
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If we could just have
faith in our system...

109
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Hey, I do have faith.

110
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That's why I launched the damn thing.

111
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The site is live,

112
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so the question of
timing is a moot point.

113
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Please don't come in
here and argue at me.

114
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I've got a lot of other
things on my plate.

115
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All right.

116
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How can you lead this effectively

117
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if you're not speaking the same language

118
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Pull it together.

119
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- Thank you.
- Copy that.

120
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Search is a land grab, right now.

121
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And once we grab all the land,

122
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then we can think about
incorporating more code.

123
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Cam's got a point.

124
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The current model isn't scalable.

125
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The three of us can't
keep up with the expansion.

126
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But we shouldn't add more code.

127
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- We should add more people.
- How many?

128
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I mean, we can't pay
everybody in Necco Wafers.

129
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You know, hiring an
engineer is one thing...

130
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What's our strongest section?

131
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- Probably comedy.
- Exactly.

132
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Haley loves comedy,

133
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so it's our most thorough,
well-organized section.

134
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Well, then, we need experts.

135
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You know, someone...

136
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someone who's obsessed with like...

137
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- Sports.
- ...sports.

138
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Exactly.

139
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We need more Haleys.

140
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??

141
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??

142
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??

143
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??

144
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Ow!

145
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Damn it!

146
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??

147
00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:07,049
??

148
00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:16,829
??

149
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??

150
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??

151
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Subtitle sync and corrections by
awaqeded

152
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Yeah, the... the best thing

153
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a-about a PhD in Library Science

154
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is I get to call myself
a "bibliothecographer."

155
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So you were a photography archivist

156
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at Chicago Art Institute.

157
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Th-That sounds cool.

158
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Eh, hypothermic, actually,

159
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I survived exactly one winter.

160
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I'm a California girl.

161
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But not in the David
Lee Roth kind of way.

162
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Can you, uh...

163
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Can you give us an example
of your methodology?

164
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For instance,

165
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how do you organize your CDs?

166
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Well, my, um...

167
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my brother is really into metal,

168
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and I helped him manage his collection.

169
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I put all of the death
metal CDs on one shelf,

170
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from the simple bands like
Obituary and Cannibal Corpse

171
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on the left,

172
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to melodic and technical
death in the middle,

173
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eh, followed by death/black

174
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and grind/death and death crossovers,

175
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and then I put the industrial death,

176
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folk death, and
barely-death, uh, at the end.

177
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And... And then, the next
shelf was for black metal,

178
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uh, through the whole Norwegian scene,

179
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like Mayhem and Burzum,

180
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through the un-black

181
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and then the
not-really-black-but-sorta-fits,

182
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like Cradle of Filth.

183
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And... Oh, do...

184
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Um, do you want me to keep going?

185
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The-There's Raunchy Power...

186
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- No, that's perfect.
- Raunchy Power?

187
00:07:57,590 --> 00:07:59,099
Most people just alphabetize.

188
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You sure this was your
brother's collection?

189
00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:02,999
- Uh-huh.
- Okay, one final thing...

190
00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,639
How would you list a
website about "barks"?

191
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,969
Depends if you mean
dog noise, tree layer,

192
00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:11,839
root beer... that's Barq's with a "q"...

193
00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,179
or boat.

194
00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,609
Wait. "B-Bark" is a boat?

195
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Mm-hmm.

196
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Uh, technically, it's a sailing ship

197
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with three or more masts. Huh.

198
00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:21,179
We don't even know the answer
to our own trick question.

199
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Dr. Katie Herman, you
are officially hired

200
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as Comet's Chief Ontologist.

201
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Perfect.

202
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Let's introduce you to the obsessives.

203
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Or, as we like to call them...

204
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the surfers.

205
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Every day, we receive
hundreds of e-mails from people

206
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asking us to add their
websites to our index.

207
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Plus, we're constantly on the look-out

208
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for new sites to catalogue.

209
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When a surfer finds a
site, they categorize it

210
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and add it to Comet's master list.

211
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Each group is responsible
for growing the index

212
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and writing descriptions

213
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for the top five sites in each category.

214
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Yeah, but the problem is,

215
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is that we started out
with five main topics.

216
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As new sites pop up, you know,

217
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categorizing them becomes
more and more... complicated.

218
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Yeah, there's an
ontological term for that.

219
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Yeah... "shit-show."

220
00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:02,059
All right, let's start
with Entertainment.

221
00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:04,129
This is Reggie from Le Video...

222
00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:05,699
Hi.

223
00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:06,999
He, uh, impressed Joe

224
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,729
with his vast knowledge
of French New Wave

225
00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,829
- as well as the canon of John Candy.
- Yeah.

226
00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:13,199
Oh, did you know that
he played Cliff Murdoch,

227
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,169
the Announcer in "Rookie
of the Year"... uncredited?

228
00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:17,009
- Really? - Huh.
- Yeah.

229
00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:18,979
- That's amazing. - Really cool, Reggie.
- Take care, all right?

230
00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,279
- See, enthusiasm feeds them.
- Yeah.

231
00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,149
So this is Lorraine and Po,

232
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from Tower Records and
City Lights, respectively.

233
00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,049
- Hey. Yo.
- Hi.

234
00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,089
Hey, where is your comedy geek?

235
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,419
- That section rocks.
- Good choice.

236
00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,219
That is actually my daughter Haley,

237
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who's part of the team.

238
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When she's not at school.

239
00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:35,889
- And regional's over here.
- Okay.

240
00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,189
You need a restaurant recommendation?

241
00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:39,059
- These are your guys.
- Ahem.

242
00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:40,399
Not just guys.

243
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,429
Oh, Risa. We met on a bus.

244
00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:45,169
She launched into a list
of restaurant ratings

245
00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,339
that would put Zagat's to shame.

246
00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:49,409
FYI, Zagat's has a new website,

247
00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:52,079
but the Biz team scooped us...

248
00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,339
Zagat's is big business,

249
00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:55,079
it's international, not regional.

250
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,709
That's Macky from Gold's Gym.

251
00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,546
You wouldn't believe it,
but this guy's got an MBA.

252
00:09:58,547 --> 00:09:59,440
- Hmm.
- Marketing honcho.

253
00:09:59,441 --> 00:10:01,149
I told Gold's to launch a website...

254
00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,319
And when they finally did...

255
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,419
we scooped it up from regional.

256
00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:05,049
Whoo!

257
00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:06,419
- Guys.
- Well, you could cross-reference it.

258
00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:08,889
- Yes. Do that.
- So, you see our quandary.

259
00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:10,429
- Yeah.
- Business, Sports...

260
00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:12,759
- I'm with ya.
- This is our head coder. Ted.

261
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,729
- Oh.
- He manages the whole site for us.

262
00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:16,469
Sorry to interrupt,

263
00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:18,429
you have a call from
Michael Houseman at AOL.

264
00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:20,039
Oh, perfect. Feel free to, uh...

265
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,399
- I'm just... Yeah, I got it.
- ...work your magic.

266
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,470
I got it covered, yeah.

267
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:29,979
??

268
00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,419
Hey, Mike. Mike, it's Gordon.

269
00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:34,749
If you're calling to bust
my balls about CalNect,

270
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,049
you're a little bit late,

271
00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:37,789
they've already been
busted into oblivion.

272
00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,889
I'm sorry to hear that.

273
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,389
Hey, I wanted to let you know...

274
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,289
AOL is in the market for a search play.

275
00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:45,129
Oh. We're listening.

276
00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:47,159
Frankly, we're impressed
by what you've got going on

277
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,259
over there at Comet.

278
00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,429
Smart, lean.

279
00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:51,169
I don't want to be too forward,

280
00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:54,440
but are you guys entertaining
acquisition offers?

281
00:10:56,970 --> 00:11:00,480
? Let me take you for a ride ?

282
00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:05,180
? Let me take you for a ride ?

283
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,949
??

284
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:14,759
? Let me take you for a ride ?

285
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,159
? Elevator ?

286
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,259
God, they've added
editorial descriptions.

287
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,499
Jeez Louise, that was fast...

288
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,229
How're they doing their algorithm?

289
00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:25,129
It's not an algorithm, it's people.

290
00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,369
Well, why can't we do that?

291
00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,769
Give me Series A,

292
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,269
I'll hire 40 grunts to write blurbs.

293
00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:30,969
We're not ready for Series A.

294
00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:33,539
Don't jump the gun.

295
00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:34,979
You sure you need more of that?

296
00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,580
It's the only thing keeping me alive.

297
00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,319
Isn't it a weird
coincidence that we launched

298
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,889
just as Donna's
ex-husband unveiled Comet?

299
00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:47,519
Search was in the ether.

300
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,159
We don't even know how much
they talk to each other.

301
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,929
She just seems tweaked
about the whole thing,

302
00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,829
like she's got a bug up her ass.

303
00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:55,099
All right.

304
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:58,429
Give me the update. I want specifics.

305
00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:01,169
Vera's been working on
natural language queries,

306
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,309
trying to make the computer understand

307
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,839
how humans ask questions.

308
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,109
We only have one coder.

309
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:07,939
Cecil's the best... but he's overworked.

310
00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,949
- Elliot...
- Dude, it's true. It's not your fault.

311
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:11,509
But if we could get him some help...

312
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,549
He's essentially trying to
refine the search algorithm

313
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,149
and improve the crawler.

314
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:17,089
He can't do both simultaneously.

315
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:19,559
Pick which horrible problem
you want me to attack first.

316
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,919
Yeah, hey, the truth is,

317
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,259
we could use a few more bodies.

318
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,029
Our man here can do the heavy lifting,

319
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,429
but he's gonna need some support.

320
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,959
- What we need is Series A...
- Elliot...

321
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,299
You guys are not getting

322
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,570
a Series A term sheet anytime soon.

323
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,509
Oh, this is exactly
what I was hoping for!

324
00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:38,539
My friend Tori Lowman had an Airstream,

325
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,879
we used to play in it.

326
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,179
Yeah?

327
00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:42,480
What would you play?

328
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,879
Airstream.

329
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,119
So you're planning on
a cross-country trip?

330
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,149
No, I just bought a-a piece of land,

331
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,049
and I need something over my head

332
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,219
before I build something more permanent.

333
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,389
- Oh!
- Yeah? Where's the land?

334
00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,889
- Uh, just west of Bonny Doon.
- Ooh, that's so pretty.

335
00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:00,359
- I know.
- Yeah.

336
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,169
Um, well, my husband, Lenny, and I,

337
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:04,199
we bought this old
sweetheart for our honeymoon.

338
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,339
And, uh, she's a real jewel.

339
00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,569
Mm-hmm.

340
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,469
So, how often do you get up there?

341
00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:11,509
- We've only been once.
- Mm-hmm.

342
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:15,009
- But we're hoping to make it more often
- Yeah.

343
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,579
Okay.

344
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,379
Well, go on.

345
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,149
Go on inside. It's nice and cozy.

346
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,220
And the bed's pretty comfortable, too.

347
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,220
Oh, my God!

348
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,229
This is perfect!

349
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,429
It's... uh...

350
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,200
It's "cozy."

351
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,240
Yeah.

352
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,609
So... AOL, huh?

353
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,639
Yeah.

354
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,079
You really ready to
be a company man again?

355
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,619
If the money... money's good enough,

356
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,919
I might take the buy-out.

357
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,449
Do something else.

358
00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:58,720
- You might.
- Yeah.

359
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,229
Lydia said to try it out...

360
00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:05,389
...so let's try it out.

361
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:07,000
Oh.

362
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:12,039
Promise me that,

363
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,369
whatever the offer
is, you'll consider it.

364
00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:18,340
I kinda think you should take it.

365
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:23,449
Because our business model won't scale?

366
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,979
- What?
- No.

367
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:28,119
Because...

368
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,220
then you can spend all
that free time with me.

369
00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:35,190
Besides, I know you're
all about the human touch.

370
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:40,100
Does this "long, long trailer"
mean you're moving out?

371
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,099
No.

372
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,499
This is for us.

373
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,369
We'll have all this room to just...

374
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,309
do whatever we want.

375
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:53,279
??

376
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,539
Mmmmm.

377
00:14:55,540 --> 00:15:02,019
??

378
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,960
- I know what I want to do.
- Okay, let's stop.

379
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:08,359
All right, Lydia.

380
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,589
And it worked for her and Lenny

381
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,099
for all these years.

382
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,599
??

383
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,399
Are you trying to make
an honest Lenny out of me?

384
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,769
??

385
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:25,609
I am trying to buy this, here, jewel...

386
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:30,209
and sweep you away to a magical land.

387
00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:32,619
I'm gonna make an offer.

388
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,850
??

389
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:46,760
??

390
00:15:50,730 --> 00:16:00,739
??

391
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:05,079
??

392
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:09,519
? Spitting in a wishing well ?

393
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,719
? Blown to hell ?

394
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,159
? Crash ?

395
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,089
? On the last splash ?

396
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:17,089
??

397
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,089
? Want you ?

398
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,259
? Koo koo ?

399
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,199
? Cannonball ?

400
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,359
??

401
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,399
? Want you ?

402
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,569
? Koo koo ?

403
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,529
? Cannonball ?

404
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,199
? Hey now In the shade ?

405
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,569
? In the shade ?

406
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:39,579
??

407
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,649
??

408
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,420
Mom...? Are we going?

409
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,290
Mom?

410
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,329
You don't look ready.

411
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,429
I know, baby.

412
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,329
I just...

413
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,569
I don't know if I'm up for it tonight.

414
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,839
- But you love girls' night out.
- I do love it.

415
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,139
I just thought maybe

416
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,379
we could have girls' night in this time?

417
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,280
Is it work?

418
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,679
I know it's weird to talk about it.

419
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,449
Uh, no, honey.

420
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,750
We can talk about whatever you want.

421
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:20,319
And, yeah,

422
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,189
we've been having some trouble.

423
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,689
With Rover?

424
00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:27,399
Uh-huh.

425
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,729
Well, I'm sure it'll be awesome.

426
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,229
I mean, Cam said she liked it.

427
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:34,399
When did Cameron say she liked Rover?

428
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,269
Um, I don't know, like
a couple months ago?

429
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:39,680
Uh, she said the algorithm was "clever."

430
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,279
You know what's really clever

431
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,649
is your Richard Pryor blurb.

432
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,380
Thanks.

433
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,789
The truth is, baby,
you are kicking our ass.

434
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,729
Well, you're right,

435
00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:59,629
work is just so exhausting.

436
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,399
So, we should just relax.

437
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,769
Yes.

438
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,569
How about we order take-out?

439
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:05,929
Oh, yeah, can we get Chinese?

440
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,639
- Yeah.
- I love potstickers!

441
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,339
Why are you wearing that?

442
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,669
We're gonna order Chinese food.

443
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,909
Oh. Hella gross.

444
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,909
MSG makes me bloat,

445
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,509
just order pizza.

446
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:17,709
Hey, Joanie!

447
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:18,949
Your sister was watching cartoons...

448
00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:21,449
Mom, Jesus, it's not just cartoons...

449
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,449
She doesn't mind. Right?

450
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,189
Yeah.

451
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,319
Watch whatever you
want. And pizza's fine.

452
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,329
No, well, honey, what
about, you know, potstickers?

453
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,730
I'm actually not that hungry.

454
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:37,430
??

455
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,439
??

456
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,840
Cameron "Howe-to"...

457
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:45,739
??

458
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,979
Mm.

459
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,409
Go! Go!

460
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:49,649
I don't get it.

461
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,249
Well, it's not one of my best.

462
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,649
??

463
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,319
? After the glow ?

464
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,679
- Ta-da!
- ? The scene, the stage, the set ?

465
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,489
Hey!

466
00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,559
? Talk becomes slow ?

467
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,919
- ? But there's one thing
I'll never forget ? - Cool.

468
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,359
Looks good.

469
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,789
? Hey, you gotta pay your dues ?

470
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,994
- ? Before you pay the rent ?
- Joe, will you help me with the food?

471
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:09,570
Yeah.

472
00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:11,929
- ? Over the turnstile ?
- Yeah.

473
00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:14,939
? Turn out in the traffic ?

474
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,539
Hey, I'm sorry we're so late.

475
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:19,239
- The traffic was...
- Did the number come in?

476
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,839
Uh, three million.

477
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,249
Um...

478
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,950
That's... pretty good.

479
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,320
We passed.

480
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:30,949
I-It's, uh, encouraging

481
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,459
to get the interest
so early on, you know.

482
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,719
We're gonna try the VC route.

483
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,730
A couple firms are poking around.

484
00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:39,759
Hey, listen, are you still
sleeping over tonight,

485
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,799
or do you have to take Gordon home now?

486
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,469
No, Bos is gonna drive him back.

487
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:46,499
Okay.

488
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,499
- Okay?
- Okay.

489
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,739
? If I could settle down ?

490
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,639
I wouldn't miss my first night

491
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,710
in Lydia and Lenny's Honeymoon Hotbed.

492
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,319
??

493
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,349
Yeah, well...

494
00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:05,549
They seem to be doing all right.

495
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,789
Well...

496
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,359
as of tonight,

497
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,929
I'm officially giving them
the benefit of the doubt.

498
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,029
So how you doin'?

499
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,369
Well, Rover's comin' along.

500
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,339
??

501
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,309
Yeah, and that other thing?

502
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,469
??

503
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:28,039
Yeah, well, I'm happy to report

504
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,809
I'm digging myself out
of that particular hole.

505
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:33,879
Probably sounded a lot worse than it was

506
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,349
Gordon, I... I didn't mean
to come at you like that,

507
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,049
and I feel shitty about the whole thing.

508
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:41,789
Bos, Bos, come on. Don't sweat it.

509
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:44,859
? Out on my skateboard,
the night is just hummin' ?

510
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:47,759
Well, I heard AOL is gonna...

511
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,499
gonna make you an offer.

512
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,429
? I'll follow if my Walkman fades ?

513
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,469
Are you gonna take it?

514
00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,969
Now, how did you hear about that?

515
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:57,339
Cam.

516
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,839
Oh.

517
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,479
Yeah, right.

518
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,409
Eh...

519
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:05,049
turns out they low-balled the
hell out of us at three mil.

520
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:08,449
They're in a buying frenzy right now.

521
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:11,819
Me and Joe want to play
this thing out, so...

522
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,119
Yeah.

523
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,920
??

524
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,759
So when did you go
all Hells Angels on us?

525
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,529
Oh, come on. It was a baby Honda!

526
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,499
- Hmm.
- It was technically a dirt bike.

527
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,129
Hmm. More like a Space Bike.

528
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:26,499
"A Space Bike."

529
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,939
Shut up!

530
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,509
Anyway, I don't have one anymore.

531
00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:32,110
- I drive a truck now, so...
- Yeah. A Space Truck.

532
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,379
- Okay.
- Space Truck.

533
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,819
- You guys want another beer?
- Let's have one more.

534
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:44,149
- No, some of us gotta drive.
- Come on.

535
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,889
- Gordon, you don't have to drive.
- I wish...

536
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,059
Come on. ...but I'm beat.

537
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,929
Shall we, Bos?

538
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,929
I think we gotta roll.

539
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:56,529
Come on.

540
00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:58,669
Well, All right, this
was good to see you, man.

541
00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:01,139
Good to see you, too.

542
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:03,039
Yeah.

543
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,609
Yeah, I'll walk you out.

544
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:06,439
- Okay.
- All right, Gordon.

545
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,509
- Thanks for the lift out.
- Yeah, yeah. I'll see you soon.

546
00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:10,949
- Well, thanks for coming by.
- Sure. Yep. Yep.

547
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,720
Good to see you.

548
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,650
- Thanks for the help with the lights!
- Yeah.

549
00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:34,570
Joe?

550
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,150
??

551
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:51,120
??

552
00:22:52,020 --> 00:23:01,130
??

553
00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:12,979
??

554
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:22,989
??

555
00:23:22,990 --> 00:23:31,630
??

556
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,768
Hey, this girl here, this Tanya, _

557
00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,599
much nicer than that Harding girl.

558
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,709
My name has been forever sullied

559
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,569
by a man named "Gillooly."

560
00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:47,279
Hey, let's get a little
adventurous, shall we?

561
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,209
Um... let's try some uni?

562
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:52,819
- Yes.
- Yes.

563
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:55,549
I wanted to talk to you about Cecil.

564
00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:58,289
He's still having
trouble with whole pages.

565
00:23:58,290 --> 00:23:59,859
He's had a month.

566
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,719
Maybe he's not the guy.

567
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,529
Well, it's gonna be a little
hard to get rid of him.

568
00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:05,729
He's a founding member of the team,

569
00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:07,799
CTO and all.

570
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,769
So the new kid's helping
out with the grunt work,

571
00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:13,570
but Cecil still can't handle
the programming challenge.

572
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:15,969
- Ooh!
- Enjoy.

573
00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:17,869
Here.

574
00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:19,939
You're gonna want to try this, dude.

575
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:21,239
Yeah.

576
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,079
This is some old Japanese soul food.

577
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,080
You're gonna like this.

578
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:31,049
I wanted to ask you about something, too

579
00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:34,119
Um, I heard that AOL

580
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,960
is interested in a search play.

581
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,289
It might be a way outta this whole mess.

582
00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:42,229
Look, I-I'll be the first to admit

583
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,169
that I don't know the ins
and the outs of the code.

584
00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:47,669
But when it comes to buying
and selling companies,

585
00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:49,370
you could say that's my bailiwick.

586
00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:52,939
How much do you think we could get?

587
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,849
My man says upwards of three million.

588
00:24:56,850 --> 00:25:00,819
Okay, we have to pay off
the angel investors...

589
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:02,119
Yeah, we'll do all right.

590
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,249
We'll do all right, about 400K apiece.

591
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:07,019
But the team...

592
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,019
They split almost $1 million in cash.

593
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:11,829
Now that's pretty good for
a bunch of young upstarts.

594
00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:13,659
- But there's three of them.
- No, I know.

595
00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:15,254
- This idea... I really just don't think
- It's... Look, it's...

596
00:25:15,255 --> 00:25:16,199
I-it's still nothing to sneeze at.

597
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,069
Hell, it's a win for you,

598
00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:20,969
it sets you up great for your next thing

599
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:23,609
Besides, the sad truth is,

600
00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:25,239
anyone done a search with
us leaves underwhelmed.

601
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,910
Huh?

602
00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:30,849
The top search on Rover is "sex."

603
00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:34,080
The second most popular
search... is "Comet."

604
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:40,159
The most popular word being
searched on Rover is "sex."

605
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,319
The second most popular word is "Comet."

606
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,629
You should get a call in the next day.

607
00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:48,330
Expect the offer to be around $3 million

608
00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:55,770
Can I assume that Bos
speaks for the both of you?

609
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,409
Bos, you have a lot of wisdom

610
00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:02,140
when it comes to sales.

611
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:05,849
But we can't get out now.

612
00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:07,979
We have a winning play here.

613
00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:10,819
Our algorithm-based system
has a half dozen copycats.

614
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,789
Comet doesn't. Why?

615
00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:14,359
Because web growth is projected to doubl

616
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,359
by the end of this year,

617
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,229
triple by the close of '95.

618
00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:19,699
The competition is exactly
the reason to get out now.

619
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,429
We don't have the
right damn programmer...

620
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:23,899
You said we don't make "small plays."

621
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,999
We take "big swings."

622
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,799
What I know, in my gut,

623
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,339
is that search is poised

624
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,440
to be a billion-dollar business.

625
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,849
I don't care who you run
into on the golf course,

626
00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:48,919
you don't discuss my
assets with anyone but me.

627
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,159
If the path to victory

628
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,859
requires a change in
the Rover leadership,

629
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,159
we can discuss that.

630
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,730
But, in the meantime, have some grit.

631
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,869
I told you to come in here
and present a united front.

632
00:27:03,870 --> 00:27:07,139
Don't come whining to the boss.

633
00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:12,109
This is 101 bullshit.

634
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:14,249
Do better. Both of you.

635
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:17,249
And when you walk out that door,

636
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:20,990
I want to see you head in
the same damn direction.

637
00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:32,029
Well, thanks for having my back in there

638
00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:35,439
You owe $326,000 to First National Bank.

639
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,969
- Hey.
- I've known since November.

640
00:27:37,970 --> 00:27:40,009
You've been running off bank
paperwork in the copy room

641
00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:41,379
like it's your home office.

642
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,479
- You missed a sheet.
- Hey, wait a minute...

643
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,449
Hey, listen, I see what you're up to.

644
00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:47,519
You want to unload
Rover to the first buyer

645
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,249
so you can get a quick windfall.

646
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,149
- Oh, but you...
- The long-game, Series A...

647
00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:54,419
that won't solve your problem.

648
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:57,229
I haven't breathed a word about this.

649
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,859
And I'm not going to.

650
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:00,999
Because I have your back.

651
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,330
I just wish you had ours.

652
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,999
Dudes, got one!

653
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,500
- Whoo!
- Aooga!!

654
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:12,409
Seriously, guys,

655
00:28:12,410 --> 00:28:16,039
Gladwell, Bristol is the perfect fit.

656
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,249
- Got one!
- Yay, us!

657
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,249
What is up?

658
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,379
It's our weekly website indexing contest

659
00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:24,889
the team with the most sites
by the end of Friday wins.

660
00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:26,389
- Go, go, go!
- Hey. 2-minute warning.

661
00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:28,359
- We're close?
- Neck and neck. Haley's in the mix.

662
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,090
We should get down there. Come on.

663
00:28:30,990 --> 00:28:33,459
So we used to cluster
the groups by topic,

664
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:35,129
but our Chief Ontologist found that it

665
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,229
boosted productivity to share info,

666
00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:39,569
so she's put the teams
into seven master groups.

667
00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:41,839
- Got one!
- Aooga!!

668
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,309
Oh! All right!

669
00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:46,209
All right, they're inching up.

670
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:48,409
Come on, Mrs. Doubtfire,
you know what's at stake.

671
00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:50,149
Research the web like it's 1989!

672
00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:52,309
- I got one!
- Yay us!

673
00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:54,549
Yes! Step it up, burners.

674
00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:55,919
Make Fonda proud.

675
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,019
Dudes, got one!

676
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:58,919
Aooga!!

677
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,989
Oh, it is on, burners!

678
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,029
- They seem pretty fired up.
- What's the grand prize?

679
00:29:03,030 --> 00:29:04,889
- Olympic Gold?
- Better.

680
00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:06,289
Okay, we don't have much time.

681
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:07,559
We're almost there.

682
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,999
We almost find out who the victor is.

683
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,969
- Oh!
- Yay, us!

684
00:29:10,970 --> 00:29:12,299
Oh! It is so close.

685
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,839
- Got one!
- Aooga!!

686
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,539
Go! Oh! Okay, we're there!

687
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:19,469
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

688
00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:21,340
I just logged a Rosie O'Donnell site!

689
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:26,609
??

690
00:29:26,610 --> 00:29:28,279
All right!

691
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,489
Wait. No. No, no, no. Put me down.

692
00:29:30,490 --> 00:29:33,419
All right. Surfboard!

693
00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,559
Yay! Surfboard!

694
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,959
Whoo!

695
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,589
Thank you very much.

696
00:29:38,590 --> 00:29:40,959
Hey, Dad... Hey, Dad... come over here!

697
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,629
Are you sure it's not your turn?

698
00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:43,869
Definitely not.

699
00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:46,269
??

700
00:29:46,270 --> 00:29:47,999
All right.

701
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,539
All right!

702
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,110
You ready?

703
00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:55,379
All right, calm down!

704
00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:58,049
??

705
00:29:58,050 --> 00:29:59,210
Aah!

706
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,090
??

707
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,500
? That girl thinks she's the
queen of the neighborhood ?

708
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,469
? She's got the hottest trike in town ?

709
00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:23,939
? That girl, she holds
her head up so high ?

710
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:27,479
? I think I want to be
her best friend, yeah ?

711
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,609
? Rebel girl, rebel girl ?

712
00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:32,309
Stupid piece of shit.

713
00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:34,249
? Rebel girl, you are
the queen of my world ?

714
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,119
? Rebel girl, rebel girl ?

715
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,050
Turn off!

716
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,160
Ohh!

717
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:48,659
? When she walks, the
revolution's coming ?

718
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:52,129
? In her kiss, I
taste the revolution! ?

719
00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:55,599
? Rebel girl, rebel girl ?

720
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,109
? Rebel girl, you are
the queen of my world ?

721
00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:02,039
? Rebel girl, rebel girl ?

722
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,649
? I know I want to take you home ?

723
00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:07,219
? I wanna try on your clothes, uh ?

724
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:11,549
??

725
00:31:11,550 --> 00:31:15,089
? Rebel girl, rebel girl ?

726
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,589
? Rebel girl, you are
the queen of my world ?

727
00:31:17,590 --> 00:31:19,529
? Love you like a sister always ?

728
00:31:19,530 --> 00:31:21,629
? Soul sister, rebel girl ?

729
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,329
? Come and be my best friend ?

730
00:31:23,330 --> 00:31:25,329
? Really, rebel girl ?

731
00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:26,499
? I really like you ?

732
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,239
God damn!

733
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,109
? I really wanna be your best friend ?

734
00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:32,710
? Be my rebel girl ?

735
00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,689
What are you doing?

736
00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:50,459
Skating is coming on.

737
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,289
It's Tonya and Nancy, and
all of America is watching,

738
00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:54,531
- so I want to see what happens.
- I was watching "Real World,"

739
00:31:54,532 --> 00:31:56,210
and it's the episode
where David gets kicked off

740
00:31:56,211 --> 00:31:57,499
- for pulling the sheets off of Tami...
- Oh, my God. Who cares?

741
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,999
- It's not even "real."
- Girls, can you please?

742
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,299
I read something online

743
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:01,499
that said they generate all the drama.

744
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,599
Kind of like you.

745
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,639
What is that?

746
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,079
It's a golden surfboard.

747
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,409
Yeah, why do you have that?

748
00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:11,049
Honey, where did you get that?

749
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,449
Well, it's from Comet.

750
00:32:12,450 --> 00:32:14,379
And I know it's weird
to have a Comet trophy

751
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:16,449
when you're working so hard on Rover...

752
00:32:16,450 --> 00:32:17,619
No.

753
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,189
Why does it say "Potstickers"?

754
00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:20,390
Because I won it!

755
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,129
Risa was doing a write-up
for the Benihana website,

756
00:32:24,130 --> 00:32:25,759
and I told her that I love potstickers

757
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,359
so she named our team
Potstickers, and today we won.

758
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,399
And we kicked Feel the Burn's ass!

759
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,769
And everyone cheered, and they
played this crazy surfer music,

760
00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:34,569
and I got to throw the
ceremonial pie in Dad's face!

761
00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:35,769
What?!

762
00:32:35,770 --> 00:32:37,470
I know! It was amazing!

763
00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:40,779
Okay, Nancy's about to warm up.

764
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:43,279
You're my sister, and I
know deep in your heart

765
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,379
you want to watch this major
cultural event and eat ice cream

766
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:48,159
and not just smoke
disgusting cigarettes...

767
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,749
Shut up!

768
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,419
- ...and scowl at everyone.
- Um...

769
00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:52,119
- Come on. Mom, come on.
- Okay.

770
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,459
And nothing is going to hold her back.

771
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,429
- Well, all right.
- Okay.

772
00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:00,629
I-I wish I got to throw
a pie in Dad's face.

773
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,229
Yeah, you and me both.

774
00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,469
- Ooh, sassy.
- All right.

775
00:33:05,470 --> 00:33:08,439
- What'd I miss?
- Go, Nancy.

776
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,139
How fast do you think they're going?

777
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,379
- Hey, can you see okay?
- Yeah.

778
00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:14,709
I've got a perfect view
of the crust of Cool Whip

779
00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:17,210
- behind your ear.
- What?

780
00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:19,279
Here.

781
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,149
I got it. I got it. Don't worry about it

782
00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:22,379
- Who is gonna top that?
- It's good.

783
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:23,789
Now I'm even more nervous.

784
00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:25,449
Oh, hey! I didn't know
you were coming home.

785
00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:27,319
You wanna join us?

786
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,089
- Uh...
- Now this first jump is a triple flip.

787
00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:32,389
- Oh, she doubles.
- ...I got to take a shower.

788
00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:33,829
- Hi.
- Bye.

789
00:33:33,830 --> 00:33:35,259
Uh...

790
00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:36,859
You know what? She's a fighter.

791
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,499
If I know her, she's gonna
fight for every triple

792
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,139
- from here on out.
- Hey, what happened?

793
00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:41,539
I'm sorry.

794
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:42,739
I...

795
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:44,869
I'll tell you later.

796
00:33:44,870 --> 00:33:46,739
I didn't mean to barge in.

797
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:48,539
No, not at all. I, um...

798
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,579
I wanted to introduce you to everyone.

799
00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:53,279
Hey, we need a tie-breaker.

800
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,319
Are you Team Nancy or Team Tonya?

801
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,579
A very difficult combination.

802
00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:58,189
- Triple toe loop.
- Are those skater people?

803
00:33:58,190 --> 00:33:59,790
And another!

804
00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:03,389
I'm just gonna go to bed.

805
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:06,389
Into the program only three minutes.

806
00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:07,699
Now going into the hardest triple...

807
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,830
a triple lutz.

808
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,669
You know, the next
time you hear a drip...

809
00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:19,509
Damn it!

810
00:34:19,510 --> 00:34:21,575
...you might want to
try a gentler approach.

811
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:27,149
Ow! Ow.

812
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:30,189
I know how this looks, by the way.

813
00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:34,789
Like I'm having some pathetic,
early mid-life crisis.

814
00:34:34,790 --> 00:34:38,390
Got the bike, the truck, the trailer.

815
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:42,159
No. No, on the contrary.

816
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:46,669
Actually, no, you took a risk,

817
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,869
you got out of your "comfort zone."

818
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,370
I'm proud of you.

819
00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:53,239
Right.

820
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,209
My new home got stuck in the mud.

821
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,179
Yeah, well, happens to the best of us.

822
00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:59,379
There's no shame in
asking for a little help

823
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,480
now and again.

824
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,459
How do you know how
to do all this anyway?

825
00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:11,030
You come from a long
line of trailer folk?

826
00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:17,469
Well, truly, that ain't far off.

827
00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:19,429
Here. Why don't you keep this.

828
00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:21,440
You never know when
it's gonna come in handy.

829
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,339
You want a drink?

830
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:28,979
Nope.

831
00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:30,609
I'm good.

832
00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:33,319
But you could run out to my truck

833
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,249
and, on the seat, there's my tool bag.

834
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,949
Grab me the plumber's putty out of there

835
00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:39,489
- Little can.
- Okay.

836
00:35:39,490 --> 00:35:40,960
Thanks.

837
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,460
I'm dirtying up your nail file...

838
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:20,029
...or brush thing...

839
00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:21,800
or whatever you...

840
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,900
I couldn't find it.

841
00:36:26,370 --> 00:36:28,540
Hey, how's your boat?

842
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:38,809
Well, I liquidated whatever I could,

843
00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:41,479
zeroed out my IRA.

844
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,979
I was ready to auction
off all the furniture.

845
00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:44,619
But I thought...

846
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,049
well, I thought Diane might notice

847
00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:50,490
if her antique buffet turned up missing.

848
00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:56,459
It could work out.

849
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,929
Rover might succeed.

850
00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:00,839
No, I looked at it a couple months ago,

851
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,839
it wasn't there yet.

852
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,469
But I liked the model.

853
00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:07,039
Our programmer's been banging his
head against the wall for months

854
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,939
trying to refine that algorithm.

855
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:11,880
And Donna won't sell it.

856
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:16,019
I recognize the signs,

857
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:18,049
this thing is gonna die on the vine.

858
00:37:18,050 --> 00:37:19,650
I mean...

859
00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:23,560
We're screwed.

860
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,329
We're so screwed,

861
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:27,529
the light from screwed

862
00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:29,730
gonna take a thousand years to reach us.

863
00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:32,570
Wait, how screwed are you?

864
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,669
??

865
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:39,909
We don't got the leadership,

866
00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:42,409
we don't got that algorithm,

867
00:37:42,410 --> 00:37:45,579
and we don't got that talent.

868
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:48,579
In a word, darlin',

869
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:50,019
we don't got you.

870
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:56,559
??

871
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,560
What part is he stuck on?

872
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,221
I'm just saying, Dr. Katie Herman

873
00:38:05,222 --> 00:38:08,070
gives you a lot of ontological attention

874
00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,639
Yeah. She's friendly.

875
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,479
- Oh-ho!
- Nice scratch.

876
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,139
She's not friendly with me.

877
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:16,809
Yeah, well,

878
00:38:16,810 --> 00:38:19,009
how are things with you
and Dr. Cameron Howe?

879
00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:21,549
Must be pretty snug out
there in that Airstream.

880
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:24,450
Like two giants living in a thimble.

881
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:31,929
So close.

882
00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:33,529
Excellent try.

883
00:38:33,530 --> 00:38:35,760
So, it's... it's good. She's, um...

884
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:38,454
She's looking for something,

885
00:38:38,455 --> 00:38:40,799
and I don't think she's gonna
find it in no man's land.

886
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,769
But, um...

887
00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:48,610
I feel bad, because
she's so into it, but...

888
00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:53,049
...I hate it out there.

889
00:38:53,050 --> 00:38:55,720
And I can't stop thinking
about click beetles.

890
00:38:57,450 --> 00:38:58,819
What's a click beetle?

891
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:01,419
You call yourself an outdoorsman.

892
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:02,659
So, you're in the wild,

893
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:05,189
and you hear this clicking sound.

894
00:39:05,190 --> 00:39:06,829
And you think you're going crazy

895
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:08,429
or have sudden onset tinnitus,

896
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,199
but in fact, there's
an ear-dwelling beetle

897
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,899
in your cochlea...

898
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,669
I'm serious... and you turn up dead.

899
00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:17,539
With a beetle next to your head.

900
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:19,739
Because, you know, it crawls out.

901
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,609
When you die.

902
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:24,049
Joe, that was in "Star Trek II."

903
00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:25,879
- Never seen it.
- Yes, you have.

904
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,209
And click beetles are real.

905
00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:28,720
Mm-hmm.

906
00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:32,649
- Yes!
- Nice!

907
00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:34,619
Wasn't aiming for that
one, but it counts.

908
00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,819
So what do you think of Gladwell, Bristo

909
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,059
and their smokin' VC operation?

910
00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:41,499
Well, you know, I was
excited about the AOL offer.

911
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,859
Until I wasn't.

912
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:44,829
And then I was excited
about the VC route.

913
00:39:44,830 --> 00:39:46,699
Until I wasn't, so...

914
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:50,909
What are you... really excited about?

915
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,740
This.

916
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,239
You and me.

917
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,479
Here.

918
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,150
Okay...

919
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,819
If you make this shot,

920
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,290
we're taking the VC money.

921
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,660
Fine.

922
00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:19,070
- Ugh!
- Ooh!

923
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,010
- We're not taking the money.
- Okay, okay. Rack 'em.

924
00:40:26,010 --> 00:40:28,279
Hey. Here we go.

925
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,939
Okay, okay.

926
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:33,579
So... Wow!

927
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:35,819
So, uh, as you all know,

928
00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:39,289
we got off to kind of a rocky start...

929
00:40:39,290 --> 00:40:43,289
but last month, suddenly,
you really turned it around.

930
00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:46,859
Huh? Just... Wow!

931
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:49,159
Uh, credit goes to Cecil

932
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,929
for his breakthrough with the algorithm.

933
00:40:50,930 --> 00:40:52,599
- Yay!
- Cecil!

934
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:58,569
We are so proud to offer
you Series A financing.

935
00:40:58,570 --> 00:40:59,869
To Rover.

936
00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:02,640
To Rover!

937
00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:05,609
- Good job.
- Thank you.

938
00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,049
- Donna, hey.
- Hey.

939
00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:09,879
I owe you an apology.

940
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,559
I didn't see it at first,
but this thing is killer.

941
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,289
I mean, your guy nailed it.

942
00:41:15,290 --> 00:41:17,859
- Yeah. He really did.
- Yeah.

943
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,789
- To perseverance...
- Ah.

944
00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:21,099
Hi.

945
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:22,160
Congratulations.

946
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,730
Well, that must feel really good.

947
00:41:27,230 --> 00:41:28,999
Look, I know it's been a tough one,

948
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,809
and given where we were a month ago,

949
00:41:30,810 --> 00:41:32,269
it must feel like a curve ball.

950
00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:34,740
But it will pay off, you'll see.

951
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,680
Hey.

952
00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:41,949
You really pulled this off.

953
00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:43,380
And just in the nick.

954
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:46,019
About a month ago,

955
00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,619
Donna was gonna dump
the whole thing to AOL.

956
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:51,159
- It's been good for all of us.
- Oh, I agree.

957
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,129
Oh, you know each other, right?

958
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:55,199
So you really cracked
the whole thing wide open.

959
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,699
How'd you do it?

960
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:59,099
Uh, Bos actually had the initial idea,

961
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:02,699
what we call the, uh, the
"waiting room" concept...

962
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,169
Yeah, people wait around all the time,

963
00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:05,639
they're used to it.

964
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,109
In... In real life. On the web.

965
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,909
Um, I, uh, came up with
a "queuing program."

966
00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:16,149
Um, Now we're the first site
to, uh, index entire pages.

967
00:42:16,150 --> 00:42:19,719
Um, you know, um, we had a crawler,

968
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,289
but it was a rude one...

969
00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:23,960
Sure, we had to teach that
little sucker some manners.

970
00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:27,189
Excuse me.

971
00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:29,629
I just wanted to thank you.
For not giving up on us.

972
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,029
Uh, you steered the ship.

973
00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:32,929
You should be proud of yourself.

974
00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:34,169
Hey.

975
00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:36,199
So, you're the star of the show.

976
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,869
Y-Yeah.

977
00:42:37,870 --> 00:42:39,747
The, uh... the growth
has been incredible.

978
00:42:39,748 --> 00:42:40,369
Yeah.

979
00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:42,679
Well, I was just a little bit surprised.

980
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,179
Because, well, you know,
you'd struggled for so long.

981
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:48,679
So I just... I have to ask...

982
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,649
Who wrote the new algorithm?

983
00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:53,919
??

984
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,319
I cannot believe

985
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,689
that Rover is getting
a Series A term sheet.

986
00:42:57,690 --> 00:42:59,089
Now, all of a sudden,

987
00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:00,859
we're up against this
capitalized nightmare.

988
00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:06,199
Some new "crawler" interacting
with the data indexing,

989
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,839
it could kill us...

990
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,909
We've got to divide our
focus just to compete.

991
00:43:10,910 --> 00:43:13,409
But our whole approach, the human touch,

992
00:43:13,410 --> 00:43:16,140
it's... it's now
completely and totally f...

993
00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:24,016
Subtitle sync and corrections by
awaqeded

994
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:38,229
??

995
00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:48,010
??

