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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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One month ago,

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12 couples arrived
on this tropical island.

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After an emergency balloon landing,

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a jellyfish explosion
and the most-viewed

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cantaloupe catapult
accident of all time,

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just four couples remain.

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I'm Tag Tuckerbag, and this
is the greatest adventure

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to take place in just one place.

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- The Amazing Place!
- The Amazing Place!

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The Place Show.

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The final challenge
is the Lily Pad Leap.

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They haven't done the LP
Leap since season 22,

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"Beauty versus Sexy."

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Kayla, don't step on the stem.
You'll flip the pad.

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You should know that.
You're a life coach.

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- They flipped the pad!
- They flipped the pad.

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What a noob.

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Hector and Audrey Chang, you have won

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The Amazing Place!

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- Called it.
- Mom, you always call the winner.

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How do you know?

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Well, your father may
have Moe's and football,

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but I have being by
myself and this show.

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Do you like adventure, bandanas

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and having your friends
see you melt down on TV?

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We want you for season 48
of The Amazing Place.

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Why don't you guys try
out for that show?

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You would dominate.

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Oh, no, I couldn't.

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You know what they say: you don't fail

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at 100% of the shots you don't take.

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But you've watched every
episode of the show

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and listened to the
director commentaries.

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You even made us play
the terrible home game.

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- Come on, Mom.
- Just try out.

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- Come on, try out.
- Come on.

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- Come on, try out.
- Try out.

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- Try out.
- Try out, Mom.

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- Try out!
- Try out!

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- Come on, just do it, Mom!
- Come on!

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Just try out!

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- Come on.
- Mom.

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- Just try out.
- Why don't you try out?

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- Just try out.
- Come on, do it.

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I'm not trying out, so just can it.

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I said "can it" to my own children.

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What have I become?

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Baby, you've got to tell them sometime.

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Tell us what?

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We know all the family secrets.

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Like that Dad lost our college funds

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investing in a chain of
chewing tobacco cafes.

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Dippin' Dens was a great idea.

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We just weren't prepared
for all the spitting.

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Well, I might as well come clean.

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The real tragedy is now Chaw House owns

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the entire casual chewing market.

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The truth is, we have tried out.

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Dozens of times.

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Why should you pick us
to be on The Amazing Place?

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Because we're best friends
who never bicker.

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Wee constantly at each other's throats.

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We're motorcycle bikers.

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That's our persona.

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We have no idea what you want.

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Just please pick us.

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Why are you still doing this?

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We were already on that show

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where we had to crawl
into a drainage ditch.

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That was just you, and it wasn't a show.

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It was a police bodycam.

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That was a good show.

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After 46 rejections, I can take a hint.

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They don't want us.

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You know, reality shows
love a sob story,

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and we've got a storage
bin full of tears.

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And I've got a sister who
will edit them together

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while I feed the dog marshmallows

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and see what happens.

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Ow!

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Oh, we're not here to make friends.

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Unless I meet some awesome guy
who-who wants to be my friend.

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Yeah, I met this really
cool guy at the boba place,

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but he said he was moving
to Hong Kong and, uh,

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he didn't know his number yet.

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Every reality show needs
that crazy, no-limits guy

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that just shatters
society's taboos, right?

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Well, break out your pixelation machine,

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because I am your bug-eating nude fatso.

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Oh, also, I'm not here to make friends.

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Oh, my God, married kids?

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You're in the show.

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- Ew, no.
- We're here on behalf

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of some different weirdos.

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Our parents have tried
out for every season

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of The Amazing Place.

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My dad would even record my mom

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opening your letters in
case they got picked.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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So think what a magical
TV moment it would be

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for our mom to find out
she made it on the show.

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After losing all hope.

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When she didn't even know she applied.

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The ultimate superfan
gets one last chance

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to make her dreams come true.

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I don't know, it sounds
a little manipulative.

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You're fired.

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I think we just found our Boston Rob.

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Or your Springfield Clancy.

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Huh? Huh?

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Electric bill, past due,

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Website renewal "DippinDens.com."

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What's this?

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"Congratulations, Marge
and Homer Simpson.

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You have been selected to compete on..."

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The Amazing Place!

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Tag Tuckerbag?

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Tag Buggernut?

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This is it. After years of rejection,

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you two will finally compete
for a million dollars

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on The Amazing Place.

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But we didn't even try out.

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I edited together your old auditions.

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And I gave notes which were ignored.

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My crazy dream is coming true.

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After you sign the amazing waivers.

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So many ways to die.

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Falling off rocks, rocks falling on me.

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Toxoplasmosis?

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That's what ate Handsome Tom's face.

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Just call me Handsome Homer.

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- Bye, Mom!
- Don't get toxoplasmosis!

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Welcome to The Amazing Place.

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You're about to embark on a
test of mental toughness,

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physical strength and interviews
where you have to pretend

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that you're in the middle of a challenge

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when it's already over.

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But first, let's kick things off
with a romantic beachside luau

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at Lover's Lagoon.

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Right after your first challenge.

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We took one item from every person's bag

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and hid it in another
contestant's luggage.

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Everyone, find their
Suitcase Stowaway now.

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It's the ultimate Tarmac Unpack Attack.

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Okay, Suitcase Stowaway.

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They've done this three times before.

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Here's the secret: dump and dig.

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I found my stowaway.

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Great. Go through my other bag.

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Okay, Homie, don't panic.

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The secret is to just
take your time, and...

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I'm sorry, Homer and
Marge, you've been...

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- Don't say it.
- shell-iminated.

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No, no. No, no, no.

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We can't be the first couple kicked off.

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That's the ultimate humiliation.

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I never even put on a swimsuit.

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I never got to see the lagoon.

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I'm crying, and no one's
even filming me.

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We didn't even make it off the tarmac.

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All because of my screwup.

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I guess we're going home.

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No, you're going there.

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Huh?

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A hotel? But we lost.

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If we let you go home
now, fans would know

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you've been kicked off
before the season airs.

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So ejected contestants
must stay at this hotel

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until every epise is finished taping.

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So we can't go home for a month?

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Six weeks, counting post.

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I don't know what post is.

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Hey, save some of those
tears for the reunion show.

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You'll just put us in the back
row and won't ask any questions.

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We won't even get to hug the winner.

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Yeah, but the runner-up's
always wandering around

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looking for someone to hug.

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That's your play.

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How could I be such a noob?

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I could learn to love
a noob, given time.

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I already miss the kids.

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Well, there's got to be
a way we can call home

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without getting in trouble.

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If you say anything
that reveals or implies

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that you have been ejected
from The Amazing Place,

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you are subject to a fine
of up to a million dollars

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and, for residents of Georgia,
the death penalty.

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Kids, kids, how are you?

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Lisa said I can't use the bubble bath,

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but you said you bought
it for everybody.

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Forget the bubble bath.

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How's the show?

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Are you winning?

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Um, I'm not supposed to say.

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That means you're dominating.

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I knew it!

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No, no, we're not dominating.

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I didn't reveal or imply that.

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Well, you can't have
gotten kicked off yet.

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You just got there.

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Mmm...

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"Your mother and I are excited

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to be part of the Amazing Place family.

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All further inquiries should
be submitted in writing

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to Don DiBusco Productions,
Burbank, California."

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What the hell are you talking about?

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This conversation is hereby terminated.

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You are each entitled to
one capful of bubble bath.

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Now, that's parenting.

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Come on, baby, it's not so bad.

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Really?

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Six weeks away from the kids,
Grampa, my sisters, your job.

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With nothing to do but
eat free room service

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and watch dopey movies on
demand while they keep us quiet

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with an endless supply of free booze.

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It's a nightmare.

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It is. It truly is.

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You see, Curtis, you never really

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get an episode of SportsCenter

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until you've seen it for the third time.

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Can I freshen up that
appetizer platter for you?

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Nah, I better go check in on my wife.

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She's having a hard time
adjusting to hotel living.

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Just let me clean.

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Sweetie, I'm worried about you.

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You just sit around all day changing

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the combination on the room safe.

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Do you want to put something
in the room safe?

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I don't deserve valuables.

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It's my fault we're stuck here.

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All I deserve is to sit alone

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and watch the TV channel
that's about the hotel.

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Forgot your toothbrush? No problem.

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Sundries gift shop has all the
toiletries every traveler needs.

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Sundries is awesome.
I got this shirt there.

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Look, I know you're miserable,

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but let me show you how
great this place can be.

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It's just a stupid chain hotel.

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Darling, take my hand, and
you'll see it's so much more.

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? Well, since you blew the challenge ?

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? And we're not allowed to tell ?

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? We're getting all expenses paid at ?

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? Airport Hotel ?

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? The pillow's so foamy, baby ?

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? Order food on the phone-y ?

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? We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ?

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? For breakfast they have bagels ?

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? Cream cheese but no lox ?

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? A mini pack of cereal,
make a bowl out of the box ?

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? The pool's so chlorine-y, baby ?

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? The towel's so teeny ?

259
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:53,746
? No lifeguard to be
seen-y, we could die ?

260
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,616
? No job, no kids, no Flanders ?

261
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,685
? Choice of bar soap or bath gel ?

262
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,319
? Small ketchup's friends ?

263
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:01,821
? With tiny mustard ?

264
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,090
? Airport Hotel ?

265
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:08,027
? Now that I've shown you,
baby, they'll leave us alone ?

266
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,763
? Yeah, baby, toilet's
got a phone, yeah ?

267
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,665
? Don't know why. ?

268
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,171
Might the lady enjoy a movie

269
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,649
whose title doesn't appear on the bill?

270
00:12:25,063 --> 00:12:27,445
_

271
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,719
Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad.

272
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,521
I'm not even worried about
what the kids are up to.

273
00:12:35,556 --> 00:12:39,792
- Come on, dig. Dig.
- We're hot.

274
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,261
You can go for a nice, cool swim

275
00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,197
after you finish digging my pool.

276
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,799
I'm telling Patty and
Selma what you're doing.

277
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,668
What? We want a pool.

278
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,737
I just got my first wax in years.

279
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,406
Hurt so much they had
to give me an epidural.

280
00:12:57,369 --> 00:12:59,003
Haw-haw!

281
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,149
The fitness center only
had an old NordicTrack,

282
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,051
but it felt good to work out.

283
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,854
I sat on a yoga ball and
drank cucumber water.

284
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,256
It's nice to know I can still do that.

285
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,325
Mm, maybe we should peek in.

286
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,528
I am kind of curious to see
what's going on in the show.

287
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,530
Really? You sure you can handle it?

288
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,792
Oh, yeah.

289
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:23,029
I'm still in a great mood after
reading that free USA Today.

290
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:27,874
Look, they're editing our episode.

291
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,043
There I am, looking for
that Suitcase Stowaway.

292
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,379
I never found it, did I?

293
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,015
Great. Go through my other bag.

294
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,719
Hey, that's me looking for that thing.

295
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,455
Okay. Marge's vitamins, Marge's pajamas,

296
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,090
Marge's giant chocolate bar.

297
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,793
I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar.

298
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,429
What Marge doesn't know

299
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:53,733
is that her husband just ate
her Suitcase Stowaway.

300
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,969
This ultimate "didgeri-don't"
will send them packing.

301
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,171
Whoa!

302
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,574
I'm not the one who screwed up. You are.

303
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,975
I'm so sorry.

304
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,443
I know you're gonna need some space,

305
00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:06,078
so I'll sleep on the couch.

306
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,848
What a dump.

307
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,578
What's that from?

308
00:14:50,603 --> 00:14:52,805
- What?
- "What a dump."

309
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,214
How would I know?

310
00:14:54,215 --> 00:14:57,248
We wouldn't be in this dump
if you weren't such a flop.

311
00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:59,685
I'm tired, dear. It's late.

312
00:14:59,719 --> 00:15:01,854
A chocolate flop.

313
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:04,156
Yes, a chocolate flop.

314
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,365
That's what you keep
braying at everybody.

315
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:07,760
I don't bray!

316
00:15:07,794 --> 00:15:10,256
All right, you don't bray.

317
00:15:10,281 --> 00:15:12,498
I do not bray!

318
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:14,066
I said you didn't bray.

319
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,301
Make me a drink.

320
00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:17,503
- Haven't you had enough?
- Make me a drink.

321
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:18,953
Yes, dear.

322
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:23,309
And lay out some mixed nuts.
We've got guests.

323
00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:26,478
- We've got what?
- Guests. Guests!

324
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:28,147
You know, what's-their-names.

325
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:29,348
I don't know their names.

326
00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:31,428
They just got eliminated from the show.

327
00:15:31,453 --> 00:15:35,015
It took them five weeks,
not five minutes.

328
00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,162
Go answer the door.

329
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,392
All right, love, whatever love wants.

330
00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:43,264
Get the door. The door!

331
00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:44,539
I'm getting the door.

332
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:47,315
You don't have to bray
like some subhuman monster.

333
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,074
Oh, go to hell!

334
00:15:51,547 --> 00:15:55,131
Hi! Hi, there. Come on in.

335
00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:57,615
- This is, um...
- Honey.

336
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,578
And this is Nick.

337
00:15:59,612 --> 00:16:01,981
Oh, I thought his name
was what's-his-name.

338
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:04,258
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

339
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,131
Just ignore Homer, old sourpuss.

340
00:16:07,156 --> 00:16:08,045
That's me.

341
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:11,214
Hey, sourpuss, why don't
you mix them a drink?

342
00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:12,606
Yes, dear.

343
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:16,920
I love your room.

344
00:16:16,945 --> 00:16:19,172
We have the exact same paintings.

345
00:16:22,742 --> 00:16:26,605
You were this close to winning
The Three-Legged Chase.

346
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:31,576
You were right in ther Nick,
right at the meat of things.

347
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:33,379
There's no limit to you, is there?

348
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,181
And how would you have played
the Three-Legged Chase?

349
00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:38,283
Why don't I show you?

350
00:16:38,318 --> 00:16:41,859
- Don't encourage her.
- Encourage me.

351
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:51,063
Inside, outside, inside, outside,

352
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:55,117
in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.

353
00:16:57,268 --> 00:16:59,303
You can sit around with the minibar gin

354
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:00,572
runninout of your mouth.

355
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:03,942
You can tear me apart like the
box the shower cap came in.

356
00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:06,378
That's perfectly okay, that's all right.

357
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,147
You can stand it.

358
00:17:08,181 --> 00:17:09,748
I cannot stand it!

359
00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:11,550
You can stand it

360
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,886
You married me for it.

361
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,122
- Our son is dead.
- No, he isn't.

362
00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:19,792
- We have no son!
- Yes, we do!

363
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,428
Oh, yeah, Bart.

364
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,598
Man, last night sure
was a searing portrait

365
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,434
of a marriage in turmoil.

366
00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:32,771
It's still in turmoil, you
chocolate-gobbling dream killer.

367
00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:36,809
Attention, everyone, gather
by the bowl of mini yogurts.

368
00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:39,420
For the first time ever
on The Amazing Place,

369
00:17:39,445 --> 00:17:42,014
two eliminated contestants
will be brought back

370
00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:43,582
to compete in the finale.

371
00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:47,233
But here's the catch, to get back in,

372
00:17:47,258 --> 00:17:49,922
you have to dump your loved
one for another partner.

373
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,790
So, if your spouse screwed up,

374
00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:54,006
this is your chance to cut them loose.

375
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,359
It's the Dead Weight Drop.

376
00:17:58,031 --> 00:18:00,187
I choose Nick.

377
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,601
That's got to sting, Homer.

378
00:18:02,635 --> 00:18:04,636
I'm just glad my friends and family

379
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,739
are never going to see
me humiliated like this.

380
00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:14,179
This is it, the final challenge:

381
00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:15,881
Mango Tango.

382
00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:18,684
First, pick and peel enough fresh mango

383
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,786
to make six mango-ritas,

384
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,989
which you must then carry
across a log bridge.

385
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:27,960
But under the bridge is a pack
of mango-loving monkeys,

386
00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:29,361
which can only be soothed

387
00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,964
with music played on a pennywhistle.

388
00:18:31,998 --> 00:18:34,500
Also, there will be a Kia
Sportage in the background

389
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,969
that we couldn't figure out
how to fit into the challenge.

390
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:40,072
Your Mango Tango starts now.

391
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,194
And Marge draws first fruit.

392
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,611
I'll make the mango-ritas.

393
00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:47,146
Great teamwork.

394
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:49,882
Could this be a million-dollar puree?

395
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,417
I'll handle those monkeys.

396
00:18:58,289 --> 00:19:01,358
It's the ultimate
groovy chill-out flute jam.

397
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,125
Look, the monkeys are mellowing.

398
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,599
This is our Kia Sporge Moment.

399
00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:11,545
I did it.

400
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,953
We won. Without Homer.

401
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,242
Marge and Nick,

402
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:20,512
I want to congratulate you
on winning The Amazing Place.

403
00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:23,195
- Yay!
- I want to, but I can't.

404
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:28,353
Because you failed to salt
the rims of your mango-ritas,

405
00:19:28,388 --> 00:19:31,757
rendering them mango-nothings.

406
00:19:32,476 --> 00:19:34,793
I screwed up a recipe?

407
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:38,436
So get out of the way of the
actual winners, Shawn and Barry.

408
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:39,474
Hey!

409
00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:42,634
Our rims are super salty.

410
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,357
Hey! Hey, hey, come on. Oh!

411
00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:51,584
I am such a noob.

412
00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:55,952
I am such a noob.

413
00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:58,450
What a noob.

414
00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,786
- Total noob.
- Classic noob.

415
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:04,723
Homie, I was such a jerk.
How can I make it up to you?

416
00:20:04,757 --> 00:20:07,292
Sweetheart, you already have.

417
00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:09,795
I am such a noob.

418
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,233
I've screwed up so many
times in our marriage,

419
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:17,169
and people always feel so sorry for you.

420
00:20:17,203 --> 00:20:21,073
But with this epic noob blunder,
I'm the one they pity.

421
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,928
Oh... pity. Oh...

422
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,422
Is this how you feel all the time?

423
00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:30,983
Uh, kind of. I just never
let myself enjoy it.

424
00:20:32,311 --> 00:20:34,452
Oh, pity feels good.

425
00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:46,215
What should we watch next?

426
00:20:46,239 --> 00:20:49,254
Ooh, I just heard about
a great new reality show.

427
00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:50,973
PBS is showing a performance

428
00:20:50,997 --> 00:20:52,746
of an Edward Albee play.

429
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,574
Sports talk it is.

430
00:20:54,605 --> 00:20:56,480
_

431
00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:58,504
How can you say that Phoenix has any

432
00:20:58,528 --> 00:21:00,528
chance to win the Western Conference?

433
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:01,791
What are you talking about?

434
00:21:01,816 --> 00:21:04,575
We both picked the Phoenix
Suns to win it all.

435
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,246
Our Suns are dead.

436
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,731
No!

437
00:21:07,755 --> 00:21:12,270
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