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Is it done?

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He was eating
Sardinian casu marzu.

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I didn't realize
it was still possible

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to get casu marzu
in this country.

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The stomach acid

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of a thousand maggots

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rotting the cheese

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from the inside out,

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making it richer,

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smoother.

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But... for the whole thing
to work,

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you must eat all of it.

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The maggots are what make

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the experience wonderful.

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- Mm.
- I didn't call you

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for a Gordon Ramsay
impression, Wilkes.

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I ask again.

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Is it done?

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It's done.

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I wonder what kind of a man

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gets casu marzu on demand.

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You know who he is, don't you?

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Of course I do.

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The press are breaking
a story on him

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in the morning.

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No one does this
better than you,

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and I need him delivered

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before that happens.

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Bring him to the usual place

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by 2am.

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That's in four hours.

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No delays.

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I trust you to help me

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make a statement with this one.

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Well, he's dead already.

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The rest shouldn't
take too long.

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Good.

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Oh, and Wilkes?

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I know you have your own methods

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and I respect that.

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But maybe try and treat this

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like business,

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just for once?

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Ooh, ha!

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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Great costume.

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_

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Happy Halloween, dick!

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God dammit!

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What is this shit?

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Son of a bitch!

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You've got to be kidding me!

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Holy shit, man!

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Watch where you're going.

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What the fuck?

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Jesus Christ.

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Whoa.

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Did you make this?

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This is unbelievable.

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Oh my God, dude.

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This looks so real.

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Dot, look at this thing.

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Don't call me Dot.

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Wait a second.

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What are you doing right now?

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I know, I know
that's a weird thing

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to ask a stranger, but, uh,

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we're on our way to this party,

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and it's gonna be

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outrageously cool

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and, like, super sick,

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and I was kind of hoping

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we can make a big entrance

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at this thing, but, um,

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as you can see...

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we look pathetic, so...

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I got off work, like,
30 minutes ago, so...

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Still could have
made an effort, Nick.

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- Well, I...
- What are you supposed to be?

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- What are you dressed as?
- This is steampunk.

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- This... and...
- Goggles?

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You're dressed as goggles?

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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Oh, shit, sorry,

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Alan Morgan Adams

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of the Massachusetts
Morgan Adamses.

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Hey, hey, buddy,

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whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Where are we goin'?

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Are you, like, uh,

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the British American Psycho
or something?

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Whoa, Dorothy.

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Sorry, you gotta forgive her.

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She's from Westlake.

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We're still workin'
on her manners.

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We're kind of a...

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My Fair Lady type of deal.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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He's the, uh,
self-important drunk perv

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who thinks that he's a big deal,

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and I'm just the bad ass

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everyone wants to hang out with.

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So is this, like, your...

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latest victim or something?

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Yes, for now.

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Okay, dude, dude, dude, dude.

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Uh, you gotta come with us.

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What can I say

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that is gonna get you there?

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There's gonna be an open bar.

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Does that do anything for you?

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There's gonna be
outrageously hot chicks,

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- like crazy hot chicks.
- Wow.

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- Fucking gag me.
- Okay, okay.

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Everybody is gonna be there,
man.

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I can assure you

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that the party we're going to

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is a million times cooler

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than the party
you were going to.

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My buddy Jack,

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he, uh, he's the host.

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He always does this, like,

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grand arrival,

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and everyone flips out

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about his costume,
but this thing,

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this is gonna blow his cock off.

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Look, uh, someone
slashed my tires,

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and I really need...

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You need a ride.

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Done.

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That we can do.

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We can get you a ride, man.

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Consider it done.

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Please walk away.

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Yeah, no, there's...

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there's no way
you're gonna get a cab

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- with this thing, dude, so...
- Hey!

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He's right,
that's a good point, Nick.

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Thank you for finally making

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a contribution.

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No one's gonna let you
in the back of a cab

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with this thing,
you'll make a mess.

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Come with us for one drink.

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Just one drink,
you walk right back out,

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you're out on the streets,

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you're killin' all your victims
in no time.

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You know what?

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That actually sounds like

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a really good idea.

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Let's do it.

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What?

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I can't believe that worked.

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Wow, I did not see that coming.

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It's the best night of my life.

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This is exciting.

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What an exciting turn of events.

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Lift with your legs, Nick.

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There's four of us.

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If we all just, um...

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Oh my gosh.

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Slashed your tires, huh?

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Bunch of fuckin' savages
in this town.

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Put your back into it, Nick.

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It's pretty heavy.

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Oh yeah, here we go!

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This way, this way, come on!

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Here we go again!

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That ought to be good.

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Prop him up there.

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Do not move, okay?

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Don't move,
I'm gonna go find Jack.

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Especially this guy.

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Everybody raise your hands!

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Where is this guy?

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Girls and boys,

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queer gender friends,

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please turn your eyes
to the dance floor

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and welcome your host,

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Jack Baker,

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Monster Maker!

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Oh, shit.

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Hello Alan.

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Unreal.

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Dalmore neat, double.

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Here.

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Here, want it?

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Yeah.

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Ah...

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- Yeah.
- Excuse me.

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Yeah.

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Ahh!

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Your costume is...

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brilliant.

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It's not a costume.

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Uh, yeah, more of a prop,

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I guess, right?

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The whole package really works.

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The suit, the blood.

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Maggie.

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Let them eat cake.

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She never said that.

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You know, Marie Antoinette,

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she never actually said,

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"Let them eat cake."

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It was just a thing

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that French like to attribute

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to every foreign queen

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they didn't like the look of.

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I mean, when things go wrong,

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why blame the king

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when you can blame

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his bitch of a wife?

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She's a very meaningful woman,

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I think.

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Um, famous,

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but as a caricature

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that confirms men's prejudices

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against women...

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frivolous, ditzy,

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obsessed with buying shoes,

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silly, pretty,

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tragic little bon-bon

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good for porn, good for scorn,

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nothing in between.

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Well, you have really thought

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about your costume.

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Says the guy dragging

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a corpse around?

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Did you not come here

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with friends, Maggie?

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Just me.

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I hesitated to come,

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but tonight felt like

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the kind of night
something might happen.

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Well, you certainly make

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that costume work.

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A girl is expected to dress

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a little provocatively

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when she's invited

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to one of these parties.

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Why would a girl want to be

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invited to one of these parties?

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Oh, I don't know,

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one of these parties,

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one of these clubs,

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one of these jobs.

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It might be 230 years

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since the French Revolution,

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but boys still need the illusion

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of silly, tragic
little bon-bons.

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Maybe that's not your problem.

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Maybe that's obviously

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occurred to me before,

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and I don't need it

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mansplained to me by a stranger.

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So how long did it take you

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to stuff it?

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You don't stuff it,

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it's more of, um... roll,

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like a... pig in blanket.

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Oh, those are harder

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to roll cleanly than they look.

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It gets easier
every time you do it.

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I do it this way
every Halloween.

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You have to be
a lot more careful

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disposing of a dead body

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on a normal evening.

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Right.

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Would you like me to, uh...

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let you in on something?

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People think that killing

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is the hard part.

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They also assume that

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the necessary next step

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is hiding the evidence,

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but it's not.

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You can't do it, not reliably.

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You have to come up with

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an alternative story

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for how this person died.

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Needs its own narrative,

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its own evidence,

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its own culprit.

286
00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:13,420
Takes more effort,

287
00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:14,422
but if you can do it correctly,

288
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:15,592
it works.

289
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,936
You can do anything,

290
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:22,104
as long as you don't give people

291
00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:23,190
the time to decide

292
00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:24,234
it's something different

293
00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:25,987
from what
you're telling them it is.

294
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:31,331
And that... is what makes this...

295
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:32,584
special.

296
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:34,797
That makes sense.

297
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,095
I'm not sure it all comes across

298
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,099
in the costume, but...

299
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:42,103
that makes sense.

300
00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:43,105
Okay, dude, a toast

301
00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:44,440
to every Friday the 13th movie.

302
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,317
Let's do this.

303
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,570
Friday the 13th.

304
00:14:47,572 --> 00:14:50,119
- Friday the 13th Part 2.
- Part 2.

305
00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:51,872
"Midway upon life's journey,

306
00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:54,753
I found myself
within a forest dark."

307
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:57,634
"For the straightforward path

308
00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:58,886
had been lost."

309
00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:01,141
Hm.

310
00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:01,976
Hell's empty

311
00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:03,270
and all the devils are here.

312
00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:08,030
Jason Takes Manhattan.

313
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,159
Ah...

314
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:10,910
Aw!

315
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:11,787
Ew.

316
00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:17,340
Are you leaving?

317
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:19,762
I've been promised
a ride to work.

318
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:22,893
You came with that guy Alan,
right?

319
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:23,978
He's friends with Jack.

320
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:24,772
I work for Jack.

321
00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:25,899
Um, he's designing

322
00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:28,111
this horror
virtual reality thing,

323
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,531
and I'm the coder who has to do

324
00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:30,282
all the damn work.

325
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:31,660
I... it's really...

326
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:32,788
really makes you feel good

327
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,666
about those student loan debts.

328
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,376
Worth it.

329
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,631
Um, I can, uh,

330
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,551
get you a car and drive you.

331
00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,398
Is anybody expecting you

332
00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:47,901
home tonight, Maggie?

333
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,195
Not a soul.

334
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,034
Well, all right then.

335
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,002
I'll be right back.

336
00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:00,510
Make that booty drop.

337
00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:07,189
Hey, what's up, girl?

338
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,570
Hey, sexual harassment

339
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:10,947
is a crime, shithead.

340
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:12,576
- Whatever.
- Criminal!

341
00:16:14,328 --> 00:16:14,913
Hi.

342
00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:16,082
Uh, we're almost ready.

343
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,838
I just... I... the body thing
is huge.

344
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:20,215
I was just... figured we could use

345
00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,344
some help getting it downstairs.

346
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,098
There is no "we."

347
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:28,566
What?

348
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:29,735
I agreed to one drink.

349
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:30,945
I've had three.

350
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:31,947
Car, now.

351
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,701
- Dude, chill.
- What, no.

352
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,745
I already told Maggie

353
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,955
you can borrow my car.

354
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,333
Now come on!

355
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,796
Enjoy yourself for a bit, huh?

356
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,055
Take me to your car now

357
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:44,973
or I will kill you

358
00:16:45,098 --> 00:16:46,977
at your own party.

359
00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:51,987
You really got
this killer thing down.

360
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,365
You nailed it.

361
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,450
I like it.

362
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,168
All right, all right.

363
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:00,547
I'll take you downstairs.

364
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:04,262
But first, shots!

365
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,397
Finally we get to the good shit.

366
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,946
Dude, he never
lets anyone in there.

367
00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,323
This night's gonna be epic.

368
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,577
Okay?

369
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:21,421
Hey, don't break anything.

370
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,053
Come on,
one shot won't kill you.

371
00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:46,095
Every single one of those

372
00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:48,559
literally cost
thousands of dollars.

373
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,437
Yeah, I got money

374
00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:51,356
and talent.

375
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:57,117
So I'm gonna need
those car keys now.

376
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:57,869
Yeah, we should probably

377
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,746
get back to the party.

378
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:00,833
Aw, not yet, guys.

379
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,336
Come on.

380
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,591
Hey.

381
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,300
Hey, where are you going

382
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:06,970
in such a hurry anyway?

383
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:07,847
Can we come?

384
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:08,599
Yo, dude,

385
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:09,475
this is your party.

386
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,728
You got Sasha Grey DJing.

387
00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:12,356
You can't leave...
he can't leave the party.

388
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,318
I can do whatever I want.

389
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,241
Guys, this... this is what

390
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:18,619
tonight is all about.

391
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,205
All Hallow's Eve,

392
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,126
the night we put our masks on

393
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:26,259
and let our dark,
unpredictable sides fly.

394
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,516
This guy, man, look at him.

395
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,227
The costume, woo!

396
00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,605
The performance.

397
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,733
I'm telling you, bro,

398
00:18:33,774 --> 00:18:36,864
next level commitment.

399
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,034
Think about it, guys.

400
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,287
How do we usually end the night?

401
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,999
Me, sittin' at home

402
00:18:42,082 --> 00:18:43,878
watching
Plan 9 from Outer Space,

403
00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:45,213
mixing cocktails,

404
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:46,759
sending unsolicited dick pics

405
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,136
to Dorothy.

406
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:52,144
Or, guys, we keep
the party goin', right?

407
00:18:52,227 --> 00:18:53,354
Keep the party goin',

408
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:54,524
lookin' for somebody,

409
00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,154
like this guy right here.

410
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,366
I don't know what's
goin' down tonight,

411
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:02,372
but I am feeling so,

412
00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,544
what's the word? Alive.

413
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,422
I'm feelin' so alive
right now, guys.

414
00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:19,073
Yeah, he, um...

415
00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,325
he occasionally, uh...

416
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,914
does that.

417
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:25,545
Wait.

418
00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,172
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

419
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:30,930
Whoa.

420
00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,809
This animatronic too?

421
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,938
Woo, that is amazing!

422
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,819
Give it a kick, it'll stop.

423
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,170
You can do better than that.

424
00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:47,922
Oh, really?

425
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,174
All right.

426
00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:55,312
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

427
00:19:55,353 --> 00:19:56,230
Shit!

428
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,583
Did I fix it?

429
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:06,585
I don't know.

430
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:09,214
Did you?

431
00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:19,234
Jesus!

432
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,487
- Shit!
- That's an actual body!

433
00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:21,447
That's an actual body.

434
00:20:21,489 --> 00:20:22,700
Okay, okay, okay.

435
00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,119
That's a dead person for real.

436
00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,969
Put your fucking hands down.

437
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,012
Sorry.

438
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,744
Ugh, accepting a ride
from strangers

439
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,873
is always such a bad idea.

440
00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:49,253
So, uh...

441
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,463
did you kill this guy?

442
00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:51,633
Well, he wasn't dead
a minute ago.

443
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,096
If he is now, then technically

444
00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,140
you killed him.

445
00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:56,977
Huh...

446
00:20:57,019 --> 00:20:58,229
Are you, uh, are you a hitman

447
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,150
or something, or...

448
00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:03,657
Jesus Christ, man.

449
00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,285
You can't just kill people!

450
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,047
'Course you can.

451
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:14,929
Oh shit!

452
00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:22,653
Oh shit, man!

453
00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:23,697
I was just on VentureBeat's

454
00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:24,783
list of 40 under 40,

455
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,703
I can't die like this!

456
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,542
Okay, what's your name?

457
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,168
Um...

458
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:31,922
It's Jack, right?

459
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,382
And what do you do, Jack?

460
00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,886
Uh, I'm an artist.

461
00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:37,307
I have a trust fund, okay?

462
00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:38,184
Please!

463
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,436
And would you define yourself

464
00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:40,815
as "sane"?

465
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,693
I... I...

466
00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:43,946
Anything you do other than

467
00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,574
eat, sleep, shit, fuck, and kill

468
00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:48,204
is a symptom of insanity.

469
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:49,916
You see, there was a point

470
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,293
during human evolution

471
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:52,212
where something,

472
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:54,466
some neuron pathway misfired,

473
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,055
and we all became self-aware.

474
00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:58,684
That is to say,

475
00:21:58,725 --> 00:21:59,978
we became insane.

476
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:04,069
We are balls of flesh and bone

477
00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:05,071
on a rock of ice

478
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:07,492
spinning through a dark,
random universe

479
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,121
designed only to survive,

480
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,833
but then something happened
in our DNA

481
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,296
where we went,
"Hey, wait, wait, wait."

482
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,216
What if I matter?

483
00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,470
"What if it's all about me?"

484
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,478
Did you ever watch those, um...

485
00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:23,482
the David Attenborough shows?

486
00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:24,234
Mm.

487
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,240
They're magnificent, right?

488
00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,244
Full of death.

489
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,121
And yet in a way,

490
00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:31,875
it makes sense.

491
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,085
And then you try
and watch the news

492
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:33,879
and it's crazy.

493
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,215
There's no sense at all.

494
00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:36,885
And I will answer
that other question for you.

495
00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:38,764
Does a crazy person know
they're crazy?

496
00:22:38,889 --> 00:22:42,395
Yes, it's called a conscience.

497
00:22:42,479 --> 00:22:44,107
Jiminy Cricket,

498
00:22:44,149 --> 00:22:45,611
that's just the part
of our brains

499
00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,239
screaming at the psychic tear

500
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,282
caused by the gulf

501
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,286
between what we are

502
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,209
and what we pretend to be.

503
00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:58,595
You think the world needs

504
00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:00,766
your doodles, artist?

505
00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:03,730
There's no art
in the natural world.

506
00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:07,530
There is murder.

507
00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:10,786
Do you really think

508
00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,542
it made a difference
to the world

509
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,420
if he lived or died?

510
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:20,889
That was the most amazing thing

511
00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:22,058
I've ever heard.

512
00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,275
Do you know how often

513
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,070
I've wanted to do that
to somebody?

514
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,291
That's a...

515
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,170
Car keys, now.

516
00:23:36,295 --> 00:23:37,673
Jack,
he's gonna fucking kill us.

517
00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:38,675
- Uh...
- He's right.

518
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,552
He is right.

519
00:23:39,677 --> 00:23:41,430
However,
if you agree to help me,

520
00:23:41,556 --> 00:23:43,434
I promise I'll make it quick.

521
00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:46,691
Top drawer.

522
00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:52,703
You.

523
00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:21,845
Close the drawer.

524
00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:37,710
What the hell was that?

525
00:24:37,751 --> 00:24:39,004
I rigged it as an escape route.

526
00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:39,881
I thought it would be a fun way

527
00:24:39,964 --> 00:24:41,258
to impress girls.

528
00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:42,469
That is so rapey.

529
00:24:43,763 --> 00:24:44,515
Oh my God!

530
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,391
Go, go, go, go.

531
00:24:46,644 --> 00:24:48,105
Ah!

532
00:24:48,147 --> 00:24:49,399
- Jack, Jack, what are you...
- Jack!

533
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,502
Stop, stop the music!

534
00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,131
Please,
somebody call the police!

535
00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:04,012
One of my guests is
trying to kill us!

536
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:11,861
What the fuck?

537
00:25:11,903 --> 00:25:12,905
Come on!

538
00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:15,911
Jesus Christ.

539
00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:16,913
Go, go, go.

540
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:28,895
I didn't know about the drawer,

541
00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:29,772
I swear.

542
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:38,999
What's wrong with you?

543
00:25:47,933 --> 00:25:49,060
I know Jack.

544
00:25:49,185 --> 00:25:50,564
If there's a shortcut way
out of this room,

545
00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:51,440
it's gonna be revealed

546
00:25:51,524 --> 00:25:52,818
by some smug, nerdy

547
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:54,697
inside joke onanism.

548
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,199
I can figure it out.

549
00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:06,846
Thank you.

550
00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:16,114
Hurry up, come on!

551
00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:18,995
Guys, what the hell
are we doing, huh?

552
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,331
But why did we take this thing?

553
00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:21,793
Dude, this thing is a person.

554
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:22,795
Dude, there's probably a reward

555
00:26:22,836 --> 00:26:23,797
out on this guy.

556
00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:25,216
- What?
- What?

557
00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:25,967
There's always a reward

558
00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:27,345
when you turn in a murderer.

559
00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,598
They're gonna give us
a pile of money.

560
00:26:28,682 --> 00:26:30,560
Everyone's gonna love us.

561
00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:31,562
We're gonna be heroes!

562
00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:32,815
Oh my... what are you,

563
00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:34,359
Dog the Bounty Hunter?

564
00:26:34,442 --> 00:26:35,737
Is that not why
you picked it up?

565
00:26:35,821 --> 00:26:36,572
Uh, it is not an it,

566
00:26:36,614 --> 00:26:37,574
it is a person

567
00:26:37,616 --> 00:26:38,702
that might still be alive.

568
00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:39,452
Yeah, but that guy's

569
00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,622
gonna want it...

570
00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:42,250
him... back.

571
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,753
Ah!

572
00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:44,880
Wait.

573
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:48,095
Why is this suddenly
our problem?

574
00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:48,763
Okay.

575
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:51,268
We're gonna give him to the cops

576
00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:53,272
and then he stops
being our problem.

577
00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:54,399
Okay?

578
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,861
Jack, keys?

579
00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:56,654
What?

580
00:26:56,738 --> 00:26:57,531
You were giving that guy a ride.

581
00:26:57,614 --> 00:26:58,365
Yeah, but he went all psycho

582
00:26:58,407 --> 00:26:59,910
before I could grab the keys.

583
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,496
Then why the fuck
are we down here?

584
00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:02,498
I thought you guys drove!

585
00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:03,500
Oh my God!

586
00:27:03,585 --> 00:27:04,879
Nick drove us, you jackass.

587
00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:06,339
He parked three blocks away.

588
00:27:06,381 --> 00:27:08,010
Okay, so where are his keys?

589
00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:12,728
Aw, shit.

590
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,555
He wasn't wrong about you,
was he?

591
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,933
You are a hitman, right?

592
00:27:37,528 --> 00:27:40,407
Could be in here
for a really long time,

593
00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:41,451
you know?

594
00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,106
- Dude, Uber, right?
- Yes.

595
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,693
- Yes.
- Are you kidding me?

596
00:28:18,735 --> 00:28:19,987
Call 911.

597
00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,448
Okay, uh...

598
00:28:21,489 --> 00:28:22,576
Shit, I left my phone upstairs.

599
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,745
Oh my God, okay, fine.

600
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:24,622
I'll get the car.

601
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,456
No one is gonna let us

602
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,584
get into the car with a body.

603
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,588
No, no,
they can be heroes with us.

604
00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:29,798
Are you serious?

605
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,842
Look, call the cops.

606
00:28:32,971 --> 00:28:34,474
Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

607
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,309
When we came in here,

608
00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:36,227
there were cops outside.

609
00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,190
Uh, yes, uh, go, go now.

610
00:28:38,231 --> 00:28:39,317
Go.

611
00:28:46,498 --> 00:28:48,251
What did you say
you wanted, Randy?

612
00:28:51,509 --> 00:28:53,846
A cinnamon raisin bagel,
toasted,

613
00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:55,265
half butter... half...

614
00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:57,604
otherwise it gets all drippy.

615
00:28:57,646 --> 00:28:59,023
Two creams, two sugars

616
00:28:59,107 --> 00:29:00,275
in the coffee.

617
00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,154
Oh, what the hell is this?

618
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,162
Central, this is
Unit 1-Alpha-7-8.

619
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:08,125
Think I got another
drunk and disorderly.

620
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,837
He's possibly on drugs.

621
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:10,880
Hey!

622
00:29:11,006 --> 00:29:13,468
- Please!
- Definitely on drugs.

623
00:29:13,511 --> 00:29:14,470
Please, I need you.

624
00:29:14,513 --> 00:29:15,765
Hey, what the hell
are you doin'?

625
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:17,101
Jesus Christ,
I'm so happy to see you.

626
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:18,478
Step back from the window.

627
00:29:18,521 --> 00:29:19,606
Now.

628
00:29:19,648 --> 00:29:21,151
Sir, um,

629
00:29:21,234 --> 00:29:22,486
my friends, they're down there,

630
00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:23,781
and in the building over there.

631
00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,284
We... we need...
we need you to come.

632
00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:26,369
I need you to come with me,
please.

633
00:29:26,411 --> 00:29:27,664
Uh huh.

634
00:29:27,748 --> 00:29:28,541
Hey West, I got a couple

635
00:29:28,624 --> 00:29:29,752
of drunks to deal with.

636
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,758
You need me to come back?

637
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:35,429
Nah, I got it.

638
00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:37,183
All right, son.

639
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,018
Show me.

640
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:38,770
Come on, come on, come on!

641
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,189
Please hurry up, come on!

642
00:29:40,272 --> 00:29:41,274
He's coming back!

643
00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:42,819
Okay.

644
00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:56,680
No...

645
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:00,814
Count of Monte Cristo.

646
00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:03,193
Classic prison escape scene.

647
00:30:03,276 --> 00:30:04,445
Code is probably
the release date

648
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:05,322
for The Exorcist

649
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,326
or THX1138

650
00:30:07,451 --> 00:30:08,538
or...

651
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,550
Huh.

652
00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,068
We work pretty well together.

653
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,989
There is no "we."

654
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:31,457
Guys!

655
00:30:31,584 --> 00:30:32,711
Guys!

656
00:30:32,836 --> 00:30:33,963
- Oh, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!

657
00:30:34,046 --> 00:30:35,592
Yes!

658
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:36,802
Oh, thank God.

659
00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,096
Come on, guys.

660
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:39,473
Look, I know it's Halloween
and everything,

661
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,475
but you could really
scare the hell

662
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,477
out of somebody with this thing.

663
00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:42,981
Oh, no, no, please, uh,
we need your help.

664
00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:43,733
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

665
00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:44,860
Stay where you are, miss.

666
00:30:44,985 --> 00:30:45,737
Uh, officer, please...

667
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:46,614
Hey, stay where you are!

668
00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:47,489
No, no, no, please,

669
00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:48,366
you don't understand.

670
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:49,578
Command, I got a code 6A,

671
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,580
three intoxicated persons,

672
00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:51,624
one hysterical female.

673
00:30:51,707 --> 00:30:52,374
- Whoa!
- What?

674
00:30:52,499 --> 00:30:53,586
You fucking asshole!

675
00:30:53,628 --> 00:30:54,755
Stand down!

676
00:30:54,838 --> 00:30:55,840
Female is possibly armed.

677
00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:56,759
Stand down from what,

678
00:30:56,842 --> 00:30:57,384
you fucking moron?

679
00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:58,136
Someone is dead here

680
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:58,971
and we need your help.

681
00:30:59,013 --> 00:30:59,765
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay.

682
00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:00,642
It's gettin' away from us here.

683
00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:01,894
I know this doesn't look good.

684
00:31:01,977 --> 00:31:02,729
Just listen to me.

685
00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:04,357
My name is Alan Morgan Adams.

686
00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:07,781
Of the Massachusetts
Morgan Adamses.

687
00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:10,118
Okay, uh, were not the ones
you're looking for.

688
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,789
He is going to be here
any fucking second,

689
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:12,498
so can we...

690
00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:13,751
No, freeze right now!

691
00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:14,503
No, wait!

692
00:31:14,628 --> 00:31:16,381
Look, it's a real person.

693
00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:23,896
Wait, is that who I think it is?

694
00:31:27,111 --> 00:31:28,614
He's famous.

695
00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:29,407
Yeah.

696
00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:30,785
And rich.

697
00:31:30,868 --> 00:31:32,037
Yeah.

698
00:31:32,162 --> 00:31:33,749
And beautiful.

699
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,043
Yeah.

700
00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,429
All right, so wait, just walk...

701
00:31:40,555 --> 00:31:41,682
walk me through all this again.

702
00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:42,684
No, no, you need to call

703
00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:43,519
for backup right now

704
00:31:43,561 --> 00:31:44,563
or we are all going to die.

705
00:31:44,646 --> 00:31:46,065
You tell me who did this.

706
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,194
Guys.

707
00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:01,262
He did it.

708
00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:02,139
Hey.

709
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,058
Hey you, stop right there!

710
00:32:03,183 --> 00:32:04,435
- Oh, shit.
- Freeze!

711
00:32:04,561 --> 00:32:05,521
Just shoot the bastard!

712
00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:06,565
Miss, you stay back,

713
00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:07,817
you let me take care of this.

714
00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:10,782
Now this is your last warning.

715
00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:11,909
What are you doing?

716
00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:12,911
Do you really think
Chief Wiggum's

717
00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:14,581
gonna save the day?

718
00:32:14,706 --> 00:32:16,334
Good point.

719
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,213
Put your hands
where I can see them.

720
00:32:22,179 --> 00:32:24,225
I said put your hands up!

721
00:32:25,686 --> 00:32:26,479
Ooh, wait.

722
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:27,857
Oh God...

723
00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,611
Hey, stop!

724
00:32:29,694 --> 00:32:31,072
Come on, stop!

725
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:34,830
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

726
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:35,581
Don't go anywhere!

727
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,334
You stop right now!

728
00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:40,842
Ow, oh my... ow!

729
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,469
What the hell!

730
00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:43,471
I...

731
00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:22,382
Hey Randy.

732
00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:24,136
They're out of cinnamon raisin,
buddy.

733
00:33:35,868 --> 00:33:37,037
Can you believe that?

734
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,791
You're a murderer,
they're thieves,

735
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,126
I'm the one who gets shot.

736
00:33:41,672 --> 00:33:42,924
Okay, I can find them.

737
00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,176
I just need a computer.

738
00:33:44,301 --> 00:33:45,387
If they have a cell phone,

739
00:33:45,428 --> 00:33:46,430
I can track them.

740
00:33:50,815 --> 00:33:51,817
A flesh wound.

741
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,765
- Mm...
- Talk and walk.

742
00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:13,401
- Okay.
- Okay.

743
00:34:13,527 --> 00:34:14,904
Fuck.

744
00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,242
Guys, what the fuck
are we gonna do now?

745
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:18,286
Oh my God, I've never been

746
00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:19,873
this close
to a famous person before.

747
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,419
Dude, put that thing down, man!

748
00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:23,547
No, we're not putting him down!

749
00:34:23,672 --> 00:34:24,298
Are you kidding me?

750
00:34:24,423 --> 00:34:25,175
You guys know who this is

751
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,010
and we get to be the ones

752
00:34:26,052 --> 00:34:26,678
that rescued him.

753
00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:27,680
Wait a second.

754
00:34:28,431 --> 00:34:29,684
Hey, you know what?

755
00:34:29,809 --> 00:34:30,811
We're not rescuing him

756
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,397
because he's dead!

757
00:34:33,441 --> 00:34:34,443
Okay, whatever.

758
00:34:34,527 --> 00:34:35,821
We need to get off the street,
okay?

759
00:34:35,905 --> 00:34:36,907
And why couldn't he just kill,

760
00:34:36,948 --> 00:34:39,411
like, Elijah Wood
or someone small?

761
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,290
We could just take that.

762
00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:42,376
Yeah, you want to rip off

763
00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:43,169
a homeless guy?

764
00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:43,921
Do you want to shoot a puppy

765
00:34:44,046 --> 00:34:44,798
while we're at it too, hmm?

766
00:34:44,881 --> 00:34:45,800
Oh, I'm sorry, would you rather

767
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,052
that the fucking psychopath

768
00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,304
catches up with us, Dot?

769
00:34:49,557 --> 00:34:50,518
- Okay, okay.
- That's right.

770
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:51,310
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.

771
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:52,563
Yep, right, right, right.

772
00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:53,691
Okay.

773
00:34:56,697 --> 00:34:58,449
Hi, we just need to borrow this.

774
00:34:58,575 --> 00:35:01,288
Over my dead...

775
00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:02,332
body.

776
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,044
Yeah, that, that exactly, yes,
um...

777
00:35:04,086 --> 00:35:06,591
Uh, that's good enough, right?

778
00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:07,844
Yup.

779
00:35:07,969 --> 00:35:08,971
So sorry, we're gonna take
really good care of it.

780
00:35:09,096 --> 00:35:09,806
Thanks so much.

781
00:35:09,848 --> 00:35:10,933
Nice to meet you.

782
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,227
Hey, I know homelessness

783
00:35:12,352 --> 00:35:13,354
is a complex issue

784
00:35:13,438 --> 00:35:14,691
that can't be solved
by charity alone,

785
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,110
so I, uh, I hope this helps

786
00:35:16,235 --> 00:35:17,864
the situation just a little.

787
00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:18,866
Sorry, man.

788
00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:19,701
Thank you.

789
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,243
God bless you.

790
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,621
Jack, come on!

791
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,654
_

792
00:35:42,115 --> 00:35:43,154
_

793
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,857
_

794
00:35:50,591 --> 00:35:52,818
_

795
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:01,868
You're very calm

796
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,037
for someone who's just lost

797
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,914
the bodily evidence

798
00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:04,999
that he's a murderer.

799
00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,628
Yes, remind me how
that happened again.

800
00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:15,646
This might come in handy.

801
00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:19,863
Just doing what you said.

802
00:36:19,904 --> 00:36:22,910
New evidence, new culprits,

803
00:36:22,994 --> 00:36:24,246
new narrative, right?

804
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,686
Could you...

805
00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:37,565
could you just take
that jumpsuit off?

806
00:36:37,648 --> 00:36:38,817
- Wait, what, out here?
- Yes, yes.

807
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:40,696
We need somebody to help us,
you guys.

808
00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,783
We're trying to be discreet,
okay,

809
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:43,952
and he can see you
from a mile off

810
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,831
with that, so...

811
00:36:45,915 --> 00:36:47,250
I could be naked under this.

812
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,503
Is that discreet?

813
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,137
Hey, dude,

814
00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:54,056
why are you texting me
right now?

815
00:36:54,139 --> 00:36:55,517
I'm not, I don't have my phone.

816
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,563
Then what's...

817
00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:59,441
Oh no.

818
00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:00,903
Alan?

819
00:37:00,945 --> 00:37:01,947
Uh...

820
00:37:03,951 --> 00:37:06,187
- Wait, is that the cop?
- _

821
00:37:06,214 --> 00:37:07,082
- Oh shit.
- _

822
00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:09,169
Dude, he has your fucking phone.

823
00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:09,963
That's bad, right?

824
00:37:10,046 --> 00:37:11,173
Wait, I don't get it, why is...

825
00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:12,342
I... I don't know,

826
00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:13,971
but I feel like
that can't be good.

827
00:37:14,054 --> 00:37:14,847
There's, like, emojis.

828
00:37:14,973 --> 00:37:16,475
Are you kidding me?

829
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,730
He is framing us, hello!

830
00:37:18,814 --> 00:37:20,441
Fuck!

831
00:37:20,483 --> 00:37:21,987
- Fuck, fuck!
- Shit!

832
00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,114
That's exactly what he's doing.

833
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:23,865
Fuck me!

834
00:37:23,949 --> 00:37:25,368
Oh God, oh my God.

835
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,579
Fucking be kidding me.

836
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:28,124
Fuck my life, shit!

837
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,461
- Oh shit.
- Fuck.

838
00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,300
Fuck that shit, man!

839
00:37:33,342 --> 00:37:35,597
Okay, this can't be happening
right now.

840
00:37:39,062 --> 00:37:39,981
He doesn't know where we are.

841
00:37:40,064 --> 00:37:40,733
- That's true.
- Right?

842
00:37:40,816 --> 00:37:41,568
That's a good point.

843
00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:42,485
We can ditch the dead guy

844
00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:43,613
and just go our separate ways.

845
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,489
We can leave it anywhere.

846
00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,118
No, that is not a good idea.

847
00:37:46,243 --> 00:37:47,328
He killed Nick,

848
00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,247
and you stomped on

849
00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,374
this fucking guy's head.

850
00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:50,753
I am not the one

851
00:37:50,878 --> 00:37:53,090
who fuckin' brought that lunatic

852
00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,134
into my house.

853
00:37:54,259 --> 00:37:56,472
Okay, that costume was amazing.

854
00:37:56,514 --> 00:37:57,850
- It wasn't a costume!
- It wasn't a costume!

855
00:37:57,892 --> 00:37:59,896
Oh my God, oh my God,
it was Halloween!

856
00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:01,106
How was I supposed to know?

857
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,150
Dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude.

858
00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:03,862
Okay, that dead cop

859
00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:05,031
took my name, man.

860
00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:06,492
He radioed in about us.

861
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,870
You know why?

862
00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,039
Because you're always
throwing your name around.

863
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:10,626
Oh, look, you dropped something.

864
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:11,376
Your fuckin' name.

865
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,087
Oh, yeah, that's my fault.

866
00:38:12,128 --> 00:38:12,880
That's on me, okay.

867
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,007
Oh yeah, it is.

868
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:14,717
You know what?

869
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:16,136
Good luck with it.

870
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,640
I'm fuckin' done.

871
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:18,349
- I'm out.
- You're done?

872
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,351
Oh, you're gonna go?

873
00:38:19,392 --> 00:38:20,729
You're gonna walk away
from here?

874
00:38:20,771 --> 00:38:22,273
Oh, this is really something

875
00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:23,400
coming from you.

876
00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:24,612
Hey, by the way, quick question.

877
00:38:24,654 --> 00:38:25,781
How you doin'
with the very first problem

878
00:38:25,864 --> 00:38:26,908
in your entire life

879
00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,160
that you couldn't just
throw money at, huh?

880
00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:30,916
How's that goin' for you?

881
00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,168
You didn't mind my money

882
00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:33,420
when you were hooverin' up

883
00:38:33,547 --> 00:38:35,258
my fuckin' drugs, right?

884
00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:36,301
Oh yeah,

885
00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:37,178
and you were pitchin' me

886
00:38:37,303 --> 00:38:38,305
your stupid fuckin' apps.

887
00:38:38,389 --> 00:38:39,559
My stupid fucking apps?

888
00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:40,686
Shut the fuck up,

889
00:38:40,811 --> 00:38:42,815
both of you, oh my God!

890
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,401
Nick, Nick is dead

891
00:38:44,442 --> 00:38:45,194
in your studio.

892
00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:46,698
The cop, dead in your garage.

893
00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:49,537
There's photos
on both of your phones.

894
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:54,296
All right, maybe if...

895
00:38:54,379 --> 00:38:57,553
maybe if we just
give the... the body back,

896
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,139
and I'll say sorry.

897
00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:00,391
Oh, wake up!

898
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:02,061
We know nothing about this guy.

899
00:39:02,145 --> 00:39:04,024
He has our names, your address.

900
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:05,318
I mean, Alan gave him

901
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:06,403
his fucking résumé.

902
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:07,781
Okay, we don't need to keep

903
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,201
putting each other down,
you guys.

904
00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:10,787
Okay, that psycho,

905
00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:11,581
he wore gloves.

906
00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:13,417
Our prints are all over it.

907
00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:14,461
He's gonna kill us

908
00:39:14,545 --> 00:39:16,173
whether or not
we have this thing.

909
00:39:16,215 --> 00:39:17,091
- It's a person.
- Oh!

910
00:39:17,175 --> 00:39:18,720
Fuck all that noise, okay?

911
00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,348
And the cops, when the cops

912
00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,099
come looking for us,

913
00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:22,310
they're gonna shoot me,

914
00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:23,187
and then he's gonna lock
you both up.

915
00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:23,980
Do you want to risk that,

916
00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:24,941
is that what you want to do?

917
00:39:24,982 --> 00:39:26,736
Okay!

918
00:39:26,861 --> 00:39:28,364
What the fuck do we do?

919
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,078
We make it go away.

920
00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,336
No body, no evidence.

921
00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:38,593
We gotta bleach him.

922
00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:41,348
Pulverize the teeth.

923
00:39:41,431 --> 00:39:42,726
Burn off the fingerprints.

924
00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,312
We disfigure the face.

925
00:39:44,354 --> 00:39:46,108
We melt him down.

926
00:39:46,233 --> 00:39:46,859
We drain the blood

927
00:39:46,943 --> 00:39:47,611
and the bodily fluids.

928
00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:48,697
We mix those with bleach.

929
00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:50,116
We also bleach the inside.

930
00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:51,744
We chop him into pieces
small enough

931
00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:53,122
that they can't be
recognized as human

932
00:39:53,205 --> 00:39:55,001
in case somebody
finds one of 'em.

933
00:39:55,084 --> 00:39:56,461
Vinegar to soften the bones.

934
00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:57,255
We put each part

935
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,465
in a different plastic bag,

936
00:39:58,508 --> 00:39:59,467
fill 'em with lye,

937
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,013
tie the tops, and we bury them

938
00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,891
as far away from each other
as possible.

939
00:40:09,154 --> 00:40:11,491
Uh, that is why you're single.

940
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,536
Oh, okay.

941
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,538
I'm the only one of us

942
00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:15,041
that watched Breaking Bad?

943
00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:17,253
Are you kidding me?

944
00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:19,842
That show redefined television.

945
00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,890
Okay, uh...

946
00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:23,641
where exactly are we meant

947
00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:24,727
to do all this?

948
00:40:26,021 --> 00:40:26,773
Hm?

949
00:40:26,898 --> 00:40:27,733
I don't know, but you know what?

950
00:40:27,775 --> 00:40:29,027
Not here,
so let's... let's just go.

951
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,154
Let's go, yeah.

952
00:40:33,243 --> 00:40:34,747
Oh, okay, no, I'll get it.

953
00:40:34,789 --> 00:40:37,293
Thanks, guys,
thanks for all of your help.

954
00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:38,671
Appreciate it.

955
00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:40,299
You dumb dicks.

956
00:40:40,424 --> 00:40:42,554
Son of a bitch.

957
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,045
Why do you have a gun?

958
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,674
Why wouldn't I?

959
00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:02,009
What if I go to the movies

960
00:41:02,051 --> 00:41:03,429
or my local Planned Parenthood

961
00:41:03,555 --> 00:41:05,433
and some asshole
comes in with a gun

962
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:06,561
to shoot everyone?

963
00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,188
Nobody would've
gotten hurt tonight

964
00:41:08,272 --> 00:41:09,692
if everybody had a gun.

965
00:41:12,656 --> 00:41:13,825
I work long hours,

966
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,537
I go running early.

967
00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:17,415
It makes me feel safer.

968
00:41:17,457 --> 00:41:19,712
Have you ever had to use it?

969
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,845
I just killed two people
right in front of you.

970
00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:25,222
I know, who's gonna be next?

971
00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:26,601
You're not grasping the reality

972
00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,607
of what I'm saying.

973
00:41:29,732 --> 00:41:31,861
I kill people.

974
00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,077
You haven't killed me.

975
00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:01,931
Come on.

976
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,716
Let's get you cleaned up.

977
00:42:05,135 --> 00:42:11,273
? No one knows who I am ?

978
00:42:11,356 --> 00:42:16,909
? No one knows who I am ?

979
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:22,504
? Nobody recognizes me ?

980
00:42:22,588 --> 00:42:28,766
? No one knows
who I'm supposed to be ?

981
00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:33,985
? For Halloween ?

982
00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:41,626
Uh, Dalmore neat,

983
00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:43,295
and a slightly burnt, perfect,

984
00:42:43,378 --> 00:42:44,798
Sipsmith and Cokey martini,

985
00:42:44,882 --> 00:42:46,301
straight up with a twist,

986
00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:48,430
12-year Coal Ila for the scotch.

987
00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:52,313
What?

988
00:42:52,396 --> 00:42:54,693
A drink order shouldn't
have 25 words in it.

989
00:42:56,029 --> 00:42:57,658
Look at these two.

990
00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:03,628
Hold that for a sec.

991
00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:05,924
Uh, I'm gonna go...

992
00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,051
take care of this.

993
00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:08,888
That booth when you get back.

994
00:43:10,432 --> 00:43:15,317
? This year for Halloween ?

995
00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:20,077
? I'll just be me ??

996
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,706
Thank you.

997
00:43:31,207 --> 00:43:34,003
_

998
00:44:04,248 --> 00:44:06,336
Maggie, what are you doing?

999
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,342
Is this crazy?

1000
00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:11,972
No.

1001
00:44:12,014 --> 00:44:13,893
You don't meet guys
like this every day.

1002
00:44:13,976 --> 00:44:16,774
He's... he's smart, he's strong,

1003
00:44:16,899 --> 00:44:19,153
he's employed.

1004
00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:21,784
He can handle you.

1005
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,040
Timing's a bit off,
but that's okay.

1006
00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,758
Grow through conflict.

1007
00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:42,488
- _
- Yeah, yeah, this is it.

1008
00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,412
All right, what now?

1009
00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:45,915
Uh, well, padlock is shit,

1010
00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:47,919
and we need what's in there, so.

1011
00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:58,941
Never paid for a bike
in my life.

1012
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:06,080
Okay, let's do this.

1013
00:45:15,892 --> 00:45:18,313
So this doesn't feel
like much of a plan.

1014
00:45:20,944 --> 00:45:23,824
You said you could track him
with a computer.

1015
00:45:26,454 --> 00:45:27,958
Can you get into this?

1016
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,212
I'm a data engineer,
not a hacker.

1017
00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,353
Yes.

1018
00:45:38,478 --> 00:45:39,438
Just take me a minute

1019
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,484
to get around
this guy's password.

1020
00:45:42,444 --> 00:45:43,614
Hmm.

1021
00:45:43,698 --> 00:45:46,077
I'm gonna find
those assholes for you.

1022
00:45:51,857 --> 00:45:53,468
_

1023
00:46:02,484 --> 00:46:03,738
Yeah.

1024
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:08,371
What?

1025
00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:09,750
Yeah.

1026
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:35,342
Is this everything?

1027
00:46:35,383 --> 00:46:37,889
I guess we're about to find out.

1028
00:46:43,776 --> 00:46:45,403
Seriously?

1029
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:49,913
Don't deny me this, Dorothy.

1030
00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:51,165
Tonight isn't really

1031
00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,627
what I was expecting, okay?

1032
00:46:52,669 --> 00:46:54,756
So, yeah,

1033
00:46:54,798 --> 00:46:56,384
I want a machete.

1034
00:46:56,425 --> 00:46:57,512
All right.

1035
00:46:57,554 --> 00:47:01,687
It says we start with the face.

1036
00:47:01,812 --> 00:47:03,314
I still can't believe it's him.

1037
00:47:03,398 --> 00:47:04,776
I know. Doesn't he have

1038
00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:07,072
like 20 million
Twitter followers?

1039
00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:12,457
Well...

1040
00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,629
Not anymore.

1041
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,681
Okay.

1042
00:47:19,764 --> 00:47:21,058
Ah, I'm in.

1043
00:47:21,184 --> 00:47:22,812
You can track pretty much
anybody's smartphone

1044
00:47:22,937 --> 00:47:24,273
as long as a single one
of their apps

1045
00:47:24,315 --> 00:47:26,444
has live location
in the background.

1046
00:47:27,655 --> 00:47:29,074
Code's running.

1047
00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:35,212
So I gotta say,

1048
00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:36,590
seeing you do what you do,

1049
00:47:36,673 --> 00:47:38,343
hearing you talk,

1050
00:47:38,426 --> 00:47:39,679
boom.

1051
00:47:39,721 --> 00:47:42,309
Suddenly so much makes sense.

1052
00:47:42,351 --> 00:47:45,190
How?

1053
00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:46,610
I'll answer one of yours

1054
00:47:46,735 --> 00:47:49,699
for each one you answer of mine.

1055
00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:50,618
Come on.

1056
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:53,248
All the secrets, the deceptions.

1057
00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,293
You must be dying
to just talk straight

1058
00:47:55,335 --> 00:47:56,546
to someone.

1059
00:47:59,678 --> 00:48:00,721
Why are you here?

1060
00:48:00,846 --> 00:48:01,932
Because I wanna be.

1061
00:48:01,974 --> 00:48:03,184
- Why?
- Mm-mm.

1062
00:48:03,226 --> 00:48:05,606
My turn.

1063
00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:07,359
Who paid you?

1064
00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:08,737
I don't know.

1065
00:48:08,862 --> 00:48:10,448
I never meet him.

1066
00:48:12,119 --> 00:48:13,706
Do you know what
the dark web is?

1067
00:48:13,747 --> 00:48:14,498
Yes.

1068
00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:15,584
The part of the internet

1069
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,882
that's encrypted
and untraceable...

1070
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:20,135
where you would go

1071
00:48:20,218 --> 00:48:21,638
if you want someone killed.

1072
00:48:21,722 --> 00:48:22,974
It's one of the many places

1073
00:48:23,016 --> 00:48:25,646
you can go to do that, yes.

1074
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,775
The visible world is so bright

1075
00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:28,861
and reassuring,

1076
00:48:28,902 --> 00:48:31,032
but it needs the dark.

1077
00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:33,036
The man who pays me

1078
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,624
owns the dark.

1079
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:38,839
You don't know him,
he doesn't know you.

1080
00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:43,264
You get paid in
electronic currency.

1081
00:48:43,348 --> 00:48:47,523
Completely anonymous.

1082
00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,362
How much did you get
for the guy in the bag?

1083
00:48:50,403 --> 00:48:53,911
More than anyone, ever.

1084
00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:55,539
And I thought you were hot

1085
00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:58,545
before I knew you were rich.

1086
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,179
Your turn.

1087
00:49:05,893 --> 00:49:08,398
Do you know why I like
Halloween, Maggie?

1088
00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:09,818
The candy?

1089
00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:15,579
People.

1090
00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:18,794
They wear masks
their whole lives,

1091
00:49:18,919 --> 00:49:22,677
pretending that life
has meaning.

1092
00:49:22,802 --> 00:49:25,390
When you kill somebody,

1093
00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,018
all of that's gone.

1094
00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:29,941
Halloween is the closest

1095
00:49:30,024 --> 00:49:31,318
people come to admitting

1096
00:49:31,444 --> 00:49:35,536
that we are defined by death.

1097
00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:38,082
How do you come
to do what you do?

1098
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,209
Choose a job you love,

1099
00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,046
you never have to work
a day in your life.

1100
00:49:41,088 --> 00:49:42,340
I want that choice.

1101
00:49:42,424 --> 00:49:44,554
Life carries most people along.

1102
00:49:44,596 --> 00:49:45,598
So much happens,

1103
00:49:45,681 --> 00:49:47,727
so little is made to happen.

1104
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:51,233
But life is consequence.

1105
00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:52,570
You throw a glass, it breaks.

1106
00:49:52,612 --> 00:49:53,864
You cut someone, they bleed.

1107
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:56,368
You kill someone, they're gone.

1108
00:50:04,844 --> 00:50:05,846
I was always taught

1109
00:50:05,971 --> 00:50:09,061
that consequences
are to be feared.

1110
00:50:09,102 --> 00:50:12,067
Every decision I make,

1111
00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:13,612
every second of my life

1112
00:50:13,695 --> 00:50:15,616
is based on what someone else
wants or needs,

1113
00:50:15,741 --> 00:50:19,373
it's like a fucking
straitjacket.

1114
00:50:19,456 --> 00:50:21,836
And then there's you,

1115
00:50:21,878 --> 00:50:25,636
saying consequences
are proof of power.

1116
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,105
You can do anything you want.

1117
00:50:31,146 --> 00:50:32,525
All of it's good, do it.

1118
00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:36,240
Because none of it
means anything.

1119
00:50:36,282 --> 00:50:37,535
Was it hard

1120
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:41,375
to kill someone the first time?

1121
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,878
Maggie...

1122
00:50:44,882 --> 00:50:46,636
None of it's hard.

1123
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,755
Dead cops aren't good
for business.

1124
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:03,169
Find them.

1125
00:51:11,811 --> 00:51:13,774
There was a complication.

1126
00:51:13,815 --> 00:51:14,942
Small.

1127
00:51:15,068 --> 00:51:16,070
So?

1128
00:51:16,153 --> 00:51:17,072
So nothing.

1129
00:51:17,197 --> 00:51:18,449
I've got it under control.

1130
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,411
This isn't like you, Wilkes.

1131
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,583
One complicated night
in a decade

1132
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,294
isn't a bad track record.

1133
00:51:24,378 --> 00:51:27,300
I hope you know
where my body is.

1134
00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:31,643
You're watching me.

1135
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,691
Maybe.

1136
00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:36,903
On and off.

1137
00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:42,080
That wasn't part of the deal.

1138
00:51:42,163 --> 00:51:43,792
Neither is lying to me.

1139
00:51:45,838 --> 00:51:47,048
Even great white sharks

1140
00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:49,052
have their predators, Wilkes.

1141
00:51:49,094 --> 00:51:50,221
Two hours.

1142
00:51:50,346 --> 00:51:51,683
Sort your mess out.

1143
00:51:51,725 --> 00:51:53,436
Don't let me down.

1144
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,677
Fuck me!

1145
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,180
Don't touch your face, Jack.

1146
00:52:11,221 --> 00:52:13,184
It's basically acid.

1147
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,687
Okay.

1148
00:52:14,729 --> 00:52:15,731
What's next?

1149
00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:19,614
Uh, burn off his fingerprints.

1150
00:52:19,697 --> 00:52:21,241
You, it's your turn.

1151
00:52:21,366 --> 00:52:22,578
Now, mm-hmm.

1152
00:52:26,251 --> 00:52:27,253
Okay.

1153
00:52:36,271 --> 00:52:38,777
Ugh, okay.

1154
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,656
Oh.

1155
00:52:40,739 --> 00:52:42,408
Oh, shit.

1156
00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:44,412
The skin is coming off!

1157
00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:46,584
- Oh, God.
- Fuck, ahh!

1158
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:47,962
Okay, ahh!

1159
00:52:48,003 --> 00:52:49,590
Oh, fuck.

1160
00:52:49,632 --> 00:52:50,634
He's leaking.

1161
00:52:50,759 --> 00:52:52,262
He's leaking, he's leaking.

1162
00:52:52,345 --> 00:52:53,389
Okay.

1163
00:52:53,472 --> 00:52:54,767
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1164
00:52:54,892 --> 00:52:56,270
Why isn't Alan

1165
00:52:56,395 --> 00:52:58,525
doing any of this
gross shit, huh?

1166
00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:00,529
He's the one that got us
into this mess.

1167
00:53:00,654 --> 00:53:02,533
Hey! One of us
has to keep our eye

1168
00:53:02,616 --> 00:53:04,035
on the bigger picture, okay?

1169
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,539
I will look up the instructions,

1170
00:53:05,622 --> 00:53:07,041
and you two carry them out.

1171
00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:08,127
Thank you.

1172
00:53:08,168 --> 00:53:09,547
Chop, chop.

1173
00:53:18,815 --> 00:53:21,320
We need to find that body, now.

1174
00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:24,159
You said "we."

1175
00:53:33,553 --> 00:53:34,931
Okay, this is them.

1176
00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:36,308
They're at a hardware store

1177
00:53:36,433 --> 00:53:38,062
10 blocks from here.

1178
00:53:38,187 --> 00:53:41,945
Alan is doing a Google search.

1179
00:53:42,028 --> 00:53:43,531
Trying to destroy a body,

1180
00:53:43,573 --> 00:53:45,953
by the looks of it.

1181
00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:48,290
Now I can tap into
any camera in the area

1182
00:53:48,332 --> 00:53:50,963
with a built-in sensor
or actuator.

1183
00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:54,553
There they are.

1184
00:53:56,473 --> 00:53:57,559
Is this live?

1185
00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,312
It was 10 minutes ago.

1186
00:53:59,354 --> 00:54:00,607
If I connect Alan and Jack

1187
00:54:00,732 --> 00:54:01,859
using Find My Friends,

1188
00:54:01,943 --> 00:54:03,738
we can track them
with Jack's phone.

1189
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,372
Body cam footage
is instantly uploaded

1190
00:54:08,497 --> 00:54:10,669
to a cloud server.

1191
00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:13,340
Can you access that server?

1192
00:54:13,465 --> 00:54:16,597
It'll be traceable
to this computer.

1193
00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:18,977
I'm okay with that.

1194
00:54:19,102 --> 00:54:20,605
Me too.

1195
00:54:20,689 --> 00:54:23,235
Find the video we're in
and delete it.

1196
00:54:27,745 --> 00:54:30,834
We should send it to them.

1197
00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:33,130
We've already sent the photos.

1198
00:54:33,255 --> 00:54:35,259
Let's have a little fun.

1199
00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:46,657
Hey, Officer.

1200
00:54:54,715 --> 00:54:55,634
Hey!

1201
00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:57,846
Trick or treat, motherfucker.

1202
00:54:57,888 --> 00:54:59,642
Yeah, what's up, boy?

1203
00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,660
You guys look great.

1204
00:55:08,743 --> 00:55:11,039
Dunder Mifflin for the win!

1205
00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,545
Oh, shit.

1206
00:55:34,628 --> 00:55:36,757
Oh, shit, get over here.

1207
00:55:36,799 --> 00:55:37,926
Guys.

1208
00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,688
Look, we have a dead body here.

1209
00:55:43,813 --> 00:55:44,565
We need your help.

1210
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:45,901
Someone has been murdered.

1211
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,153
Okay, okay,
it's gettin' away from us here.

1212
00:55:47,195 --> 00:55:48,573
This isn't what it
looks like, Officer.

1213
00:55:48,656 --> 00:55:51,036
Just listen to me,
my name is Alan Morgan Adams.

1214
00:55:52,915 --> 00:55:54,585
What is this guy's problem?

1215
00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:55,921
Oh, my God!

1216
00:55:55,962 --> 00:55:56,964
Oh, my God.

1217
00:55:57,048 --> 00:55:58,425
Oh, my God, oh my God.

1218
00:55:58,467 --> 00:55:59,845
- Okay, uh...
- Hey, hey.

1219
00:55:59,929 --> 00:56:01,974
- What do we do?
- Focus, focus, focus.

1220
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,937
No, what do we do,
what do we do?

1221
00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:05,732
There is no footage
of us killing the cop

1222
00:56:05,857 --> 00:56:07,443
because we didn't
actually do it.

1223
00:56:07,485 --> 00:56:08,863
He's just trying
to freak us out.

1224
00:56:08,947 --> 00:56:09,990
He's trying to make us crack,

1225
00:56:10,115 --> 00:56:11,201
that is all he's doing.

1226
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,372
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, well, it's working.

1227
00:56:13,497 --> 00:56:14,833
I'm cracked.

1228
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,671
Alan, I need you to log on

1229
00:56:16,712 --> 00:56:17,798
to Jack's Apple account,

1230
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:18,841
Find My iPhone,

1231
00:56:18,925 --> 00:56:20,219
and then delete
all the messages.

1232
00:56:20,302 --> 00:56:21,096
That's it.

1233
00:56:21,221 --> 00:56:24,310
Wait, how do I do any of that?

1234
00:56:24,352 --> 00:56:25,354
Are you kidding me?

1235
00:56:25,479 --> 00:56:26,439
You do it then, Jack!

1236
00:56:26,481 --> 00:56:28,443
- I don't know how!
- Exactly!

1237
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,949
I pay nerds to do that for me.

1238
00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,493
All right?

1239
00:56:35,124 --> 00:56:35,959
Maggie.

1240
00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,003
Maggie, Maggie's h...

1241
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:38,005
Maggie's helping him.

1242
00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:39,007
Oh, wait, the blonde

1243
00:56:39,132 --> 00:56:40,134
that was with him tonight?

1244
00:56:40,259 --> 00:56:42,013
Yeah, the one that
was dressed as, um...

1245
00:56:42,138 --> 00:56:43,850
uh, Elsa from Frozen.

1246
00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:44,893
- Yeah.
- Wow!

1247
00:56:44,977 --> 00:56:46,731
Marie Antoinette, you dipshit!

1248
00:56:46,772 --> 00:56:48,150
Do you know anything
about anything

1249
00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:50,655
that's not been made
into an action figure?

1250
00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,659
I'm so sorry, professor.

1251
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:53,786
I'm not an expert

1252
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,790
in Civil War history, okay?

1253
00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:56,876
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,

1254
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,003
hold on, you guys, it says here

1255
00:56:58,086 --> 00:57:00,007
the lye is gonna take
like hours to work.

1256
00:57:00,132 --> 00:57:01,844
Oh, shit. We have to heat it

1257
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,263
to almost a thousand degrees?

1258
00:57:03,347 --> 00:57:04,975
You didn't think to tell us that

1259
00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:05,977
before we started?

1260
00:57:06,019 --> 00:57:07,146
You could've looked it up

1261
00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:08,524
your-fucking-self, Dot!

1262
00:57:08,608 --> 00:57:10,277
Call me Dot
one more fucking time.

1263
00:57:10,402 --> 00:57:11,279
What you gonna do?

1264
00:57:11,404 --> 00:57:12,657
Do something.

1265
00:57:12,741 --> 00:57:13,910
I surrender and I let go,

1266
00:57:13,993 --> 00:57:15,162
I surrender and I let go.

1267
00:57:15,245 --> 00:57:15,997
Do that.

1268
00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:17,918
Oh! It says here we could also

1269
00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,797
burn the entire body,
that would work.

1270
00:57:19,922 --> 00:57:21,509
What website are you on?

1271
00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,511
Wikipedia.

1272
00:57:22,552 --> 00:57:23,554
What?

1273
00:57:23,638 --> 00:57:24,556
Okay, you know what,

1274
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,683
it's not as if we can start

1275
00:57:25,767 --> 00:57:26,894
a fire in here anyway, so.

1276
00:57:26,936 --> 00:57:28,146
Oh, yeah, actually, never mind

1277
00:57:28,188 --> 00:57:29,190
because it has to be hot enough

1278
00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,317
to turn him into ash,

1279
00:57:30,442 --> 00:57:32,196
not just a bubbly stew person.

1280
00:57:32,279 --> 00:57:33,950
That's great.

1281
00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:37,206
So...

1282
00:57:37,289 --> 00:57:39,293
Hospitals, clinics, mortuaries,

1283
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:40,672
they... they have incinerators.

1284
00:57:40,755 --> 00:57:42,383
My mom, she used to work
at a hospital,

1285
00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:43,678
and they'd also discard

1286
00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,585
like the old placentas
and the foreskins and stuff,

1287
00:57:45,612 --> 00:57:46,684
they burn them
at the end of the night.

1288
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,019
Right, right, right,
right, right, okay.

1289
00:57:48,061 --> 00:57:49,940
I can work with that.

1290
00:57:50,065 --> 00:57:51,527
Is the real world too gory

1291
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:52,654
for you, Monster Maker?

1292
00:57:52,696 --> 00:57:53,573
Yes.

1293
00:57:53,698 --> 00:57:55,075
Yes, it is, actually.

1294
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,829
- That's the whole point.
- Hold on.

1295
00:57:56,954 --> 00:57:58,331
Would a funeral home work?

1296
00:57:58,457 --> 00:57:59,417
There's one on Hooper Street.

1297
00:57:59,459 --> 00:58:01,171
Yes, yeah, that's perfect.

1298
00:58:01,212 --> 00:58:03,801
Uh, I don't know
about that, Dot.

1299
00:58:04,845 --> 00:58:05,805
rothy.

1300
00:58:05,847 --> 00:58:07,684
Uh, think about it.

1301
00:58:07,726 --> 00:58:09,563
We already broke
into this building.

1302
00:58:09,605 --> 00:58:10,815
Now you want us to break

1303
00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:11,859
into other buildings?

1304
00:58:11,984 --> 00:58:13,487
There's... there's more bodies.

1305
00:58:13,613 --> 00:58:14,238
Yes!

1306
00:58:14,322 --> 00:58:15,240
The faster that we feed

1307
00:58:15,324 --> 00:58:16,619
this fucker to the incinerator,

1308
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,121
the faster that this is done.

1309
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:19,373
We take your trust fund money,

1310
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,793
we buy plane tickets to Jamaica,

1311
00:58:20,835 --> 00:58:22,714
and we spend the rest
of our miserable year

1312
00:58:22,839 --> 00:58:23,841
drinking mojitos

1313
00:58:23,925 --> 00:58:26,597
and having threesomes
on the beach.

1314
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,849
Okay, yeah.

1315
00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,978
Lead us to a funeral home.

1316
00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:31,314
Okay, great.

1317
00:58:31,356 --> 00:58:32,358
Clear your browser history,

1318
00:58:32,483 --> 00:58:33,360
put him back in the cart.

1319
00:58:33,485 --> 00:58:34,863
You, clean this shit up.

1320
00:58:36,324 --> 00:58:37,368
You know neither one of us

1321
00:58:37,493 --> 00:58:38,996
is gonna be
in that threesome, right?

1322
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,750
Yeah, I know.

1323
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,754
- Now!
- Yeah, okay.

1324
00:58:55,028 --> 00:58:57,241
Ah, shit, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

1325
00:59:05,382 --> 00:59:07,469
Come on, let's cut through here.

1326
00:59:29,013 --> 00:59:30,558
Can you hurry up?

1327
01:00:49,256 --> 01:00:51,637
I don't understand you,

1328
01:00:51,762 --> 01:00:53,097
but I feel like you might be

1329
01:00:53,139 --> 01:00:54,350
the first person I've met

1330
01:00:54,391 --> 01:00:58,526
in a very long time...

1331
01:00:58,651 --> 01:01:00,905
that understands me.

1332
01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:40,568
After you kill them,

1333
01:01:40,693 --> 01:01:42,321
after tonight,

1334
01:01:42,446 --> 01:01:45,076
you can teach me some things.

1335
01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,456
I can teach you some things.

1336
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,668
We can be together,

1337
01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,548
just the two of us,

1338
01:01:51,673 --> 01:01:53,802
doing anything we want.

1339
01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:05,952
There is no "we."

1340
01:03:25,611 --> 01:03:26,863
This is it.

1341
01:03:28,992 --> 01:03:30,663
Let's do this.

1342
01:03:31,915 --> 01:03:33,501
Can I help you, ma'am?

1343
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,879
Um, hi, yes,

1344
01:03:34,921 --> 01:03:36,048
um, we need your help.

1345
01:03:36,132 --> 01:03:37,552
We have a dead body,
and there's this guy,

1346
01:03:37,677 --> 01:03:38,637
and he's trying to kill us...

1347
01:03:38,679 --> 01:03:39,931
Please press the button

1348
01:03:40,014 --> 01:03:41,308
before speaking, ma'am.

1349
01:03:41,433 --> 01:03:43,689
Oh, my God!

1350
01:03:43,772 --> 01:03:44,941
We have a dead body,

1351
01:03:45,024 --> 01:03:47,655
someone is trying to kill us.

1352
01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:49,659
Open the fucking door!

1353
01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,834
Oh, come, come.

1354
01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:57,884
Is that...

1355
01:03:57,925 --> 01:03:59,428
Yeah, yes, yes.

1356
01:03:59,554 --> 01:04:00,764
Well, shit.

1357
01:04:00,806 --> 01:04:03,019
Where are his goddamn teeth?

1358
01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:05,941
Oh, my God, why does everyone

1359
01:04:06,066 --> 01:04:07,194
keep pulling guns on us?

1360
01:04:07,319 --> 01:04:08,947
We don't got time for this,
all right?

1361
01:04:09,031 --> 01:04:10,074
He's gonna kill us.

1362
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,202
Who?

1363
01:04:17,965 --> 01:04:19,969
Oh, shit, I knew
that was gonna happen!

1364
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,230
- Get in!
- I'm coming!

1365
01:04:34,999 --> 01:04:36,711
No. No.

1366
01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,339
No, no.

1367
01:04:38,464 --> 01:04:39,968
No!

1368
01:04:40,051 --> 01:04:40,928
I'm sorry, guys.

1369
01:04:40,970 --> 01:04:42,430
I can't fuckin' do this.

1370
01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:44,184
I am out!

1371
01:04:44,226 --> 01:04:45,938
What?

1372
01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,942
Come back, you asshole!

1373
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,946
- Jack!
- Fuck!

1374
01:04:49,988 --> 01:04:51,115
Okay.

1375
01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,630
- Where'd he go?
- I don't know.

1376
01:05:00,008 --> 01:05:01,886
God, what is my deal?

1377
01:05:02,012 --> 01:05:03,139
I'm sorry, Dorothy.

1378
01:05:03,222 --> 01:05:04,892
I'm sorry I got us into this.

1379
01:05:04,976 --> 01:05:06,521
I'm sorry I'm always
up in everyone's face,

1380
01:05:06,604 --> 01:05:08,399
I'm always pressuring people
into doing shit.

1381
01:05:08,482 --> 01:05:11,030
I'm sorry I can never stop
running my fucking mouth.

1382
01:05:11,155 --> 01:05:12,658
Calm down, it's fine.

1383
01:05:19,463 --> 01:05:20,883
Um, what the...

1384
01:05:21,008 --> 01:05:22,260
what the fuck are you doing?

1385
01:05:22,344 --> 01:05:24,097
Somebody's trying
to kill us right now.

1386
01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:25,601
- Are you...
- Right, no, I...

1387
01:05:25,642 --> 01:05:26,853
Fuck you. Go.

1388
01:05:26,895 --> 01:05:28,523
Go to the incinerator please.

1389
01:05:28,648 --> 01:05:30,485
Yeah, okay.

1390
01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:33,992
Wait, what am I supposed to do

1391
01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:34,911
once I find it?

1392
01:05:34,994 --> 01:05:35,996
It's an oven, Alan.

1393
01:05:36,038 --> 01:05:37,666
Do you know how
to turn on an oven?

1394
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:38,919
Uh, okay.

1395
01:05:44,931 --> 01:05:47,268
Where the fuck are you?

1396
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,165
Fuck.

1397
01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:04,177
Good luck getting in here.

1398
01:06:18,289 --> 01:06:19,584
Fuck!

1399
01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:36,951
Shit.

1400
01:07:03,003 --> 01:07:04,339
Shit.

1401
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:21,916
What is wrong with you?

1402
01:07:22,041 --> 01:07:24,087
Keep it together.

1403
01:07:24,129 --> 01:07:26,509
You fuckin' pussy.

1404
01:07:26,593 --> 01:07:28,095
You got this.

1405
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,020
You got this.

1406
01:07:45,881 --> 01:07:47,383
Jack!

1407
01:07:57,967 --> 01:08:00,049
_

1408
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,453
Alan!

1409
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,427
Seriously, that's all you have?

1410
01:08:09,512 --> 01:08:10,931
It was all I could find,
Dorothy.

1411
01:08:11,056 --> 01:08:13,102
Oh, my God, you scared
the shit outta me.

1412
01:08:13,227 --> 01:08:14,312
Is this it, this is it?

1413
01:08:14,354 --> 01:08:15,732
Yeah, it's gonna take
a minute to heat up.

1414
01:08:15,816 --> 01:08:16,984
We don't have a minute, Alan.

1415
01:08:17,068 --> 01:08:18,487
The son of a bitch
is in the building.

1416
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,865
- What?
- Yeah.

1417
01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:20,951
Are you serious?

1418
01:08:20,992 --> 01:08:22,120
It has to get
to like 1400 degrees

1419
01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,497
or it's not gonna work.

1420
01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:24,834
Oh, my God.

1421
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,754
Oh, my God,
we're gonna die tonight.

1422
01:08:26,838 --> 01:08:27,840
We're gonna die tonight.

1423
01:08:27,881 --> 01:08:29,217
We're gonna fucking die tonight.

1424
01:08:29,259 --> 01:08:30,136
No, no, um, um, okay,

1425
01:08:30,261 --> 01:08:31,138
don't check out on me now.

1426
01:08:31,263 --> 01:08:32,265
Just get this thing going,

1427
01:08:32,390 --> 01:08:33,852
I have an idea.

1428
01:08:33,893 --> 01:08:34,895
Oh, fuck.

1429
01:08:55,394 --> 01:08:56,731
Shit.

1430
01:09:10,299 --> 01:09:12,178
Please, God.

1431
01:09:12,303 --> 01:09:14,767
Please let me live.

1432
01:09:14,809 --> 01:09:17,438
Please, little sweet baby Jesus.

1433
01:09:17,523 --> 01:09:19,693
Please let me live.

1434
01:09:19,777 --> 01:09:21,781
I'll give all my money to kids.

1435
01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,325
I promise.

1436
01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,789
I'll live my life like
it's Christmas every day.

1437
01:09:25,831 --> 01:09:27,041
I'll live my life in the past,

1438
01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:30,172
the present, and the future.

1439
01:09:30,256 --> 01:09:32,678
I will never do any drugs,

1440
01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:35,015
and I won't disrespect women.

1441
01:09:35,057 --> 01:09:37,813
Oh please, sweet Jesus,
let me live.

1442
01:09:50,045 --> 01:09:51,423
Okay, okay.

1443
01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:58,015
No, no!

1444
01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:11,569
Shit.

1445
01:12:18,175 --> 01:12:19,093
Ah.

1446
01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:25,982
Don't worry.

1447
01:12:26,065 --> 01:12:28,320
I'm just gonna take the body,

1448
01:12:28,361 --> 01:12:30,073
and then you can go home.

1449
01:12:37,881 --> 01:12:39,718
I'm sor...

1450
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,762
I am so sorry,

1451
01:12:40,845 --> 01:12:42,097
I really did think
I could do that

1452
01:12:42,139 --> 01:12:43,976
with a straight face there.

1453
01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,537
Where's the girl?

1454
01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:02,137
Okay.

1455
01:13:02,263 --> 01:13:03,473
Careful now.

1456
01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:04,643
You don't want to miss me

1457
01:13:04,768 --> 01:13:06,229
and hit your boyfriend there.

1458
01:13:09,528 --> 01:13:10,613
Fucking shoot him!

1459
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,534
Fucking hold him still!

1460
01:13:13,243 --> 01:13:14,120
Fuck!

1461
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,707
Find the goddamn gun!

1462
01:13:39,378 --> 01:13:40,923
I can't reach it!

1463
01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:01,214
I got it.

1464
01:15:15,863 --> 01:15:18,869
This is what death
looks like, boy.

1465
01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:26,425
I hope that one drink
was worth it.

1466
01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:47,259
How does death look now,
asshole?

1467
01:16:04,043 --> 01:16:05,462
Huh.

1468
01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:51,382
Jesus Christ.

1469
01:17:51,423 --> 01:17:53,052
I only asked you to deliver him.

1470
01:17:53,177 --> 01:17:55,808
You said you wanted
to make a statement.

1471
01:17:55,891 --> 01:17:58,187
There's your statement.

1472
01:17:58,312 --> 01:18:00,191
The money is transferred.

1473
01:18:06,161 --> 01:18:07,455
I trust if you're satisfied

1474
01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:10,086
we can put tonight's...
difficulties

1475
01:18:10,169 --> 01:18:11,548
behind us.

1476
01:18:11,590 --> 01:18:14,679
Have all the complications
been dealt with?

1477
01:18:14,721 --> 01:18:16,808
No loose ends.

1478
01:18:46,576 --> 01:18:49,373
You hear that BS?

1479
01:18:49,498 --> 01:18:51,126
The phone is dead.

1480
01:18:51,210 --> 01:18:53,966
Even the phone is dead!

1481
01:18:54,007 --> 01:18:55,886
I killed you.

1482
01:18:55,970 --> 01:18:56,972
Hell is empty,

1483
01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:59,267
and all the devils are here.

1484
01:19:01,648 --> 01:19:03,025
I just wanted

1485
01:19:03,150 --> 01:19:06,533
a little bit of what you had.

1486
01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:09,539
But I'm a fast learner.

1487
01:19:09,622 --> 01:19:12,753
Stabbing me wasn't very nice.

1488
01:19:15,509 --> 01:19:18,014
Maggie!

1489
01:19:18,097 --> 01:19:20,101
But can I tell you a secret?

1490
01:19:20,143 --> 01:19:23,650
I'm so happy to be rid
of any delusions.

1491
01:19:27,658 --> 01:19:29,286
No, no.

1492
01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:51,706
Costume.

1493
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:55,923
Amazeballs.

1494
01:20:29,274 --> 01:20:33,718
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