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"That everyone who believes
may have eternal life in him.

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For God so loved the world that
he gave his one and only son."

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Here we go.

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Yes, Sheldon?

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When you said God gave
his son to the world,

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did you mean Earth or the universe?

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Earth.

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But if God created the universe,

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wouldn't he want to save all of it?

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Yes, uh, he would.

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Then why did you say Earth?

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"Earth" is a synonym for the universe.

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He's grabbing at straws now.

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So if God's plan is to
save all of the universe,

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that means a race of octopus
aliens light-years away

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could only be saved by Jesus?

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Sure.

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Even though they never
would've heard of him?

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Yes.

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Even though his appearance
might be terrifying to them?

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W-Why would his appearance be terrifying?

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He has four limbs and they have eight.

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- Okay, that's enough.
- No, no.

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I prayed people would be
more interested in my sermons.

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I suppose I should've
been more specific.

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Sheldon, if these creatures

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were born without sin, they
don't need to be saved by Jesus.

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What if an octopus Adam and
Eve brought sin to their world?

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Would they be saved by a human
Jesus or an octopus Jesus?

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And then I said octopus aliens
didn't need to become Christian

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because they're not
affected by original sin.

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You should've been there; Pastor
Jeff almost started crying.

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Oh, now I'm sorry I missed it.

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That's your fault for having a hangover.

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Or it's God's fault for
putting Sunday morning

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after Saturday night.

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- Meemaw, could you take me to Radio Shack?
- Hello?

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Sure, maybe later.

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Later's a little vague.

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Could you please be more specific?

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When I'm good and ready. How's that?

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Better, but I'd really
like to nail this down.

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Why don't you ask your
father to take you?

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- Dad?
- What?

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Can you please take me to Radio Shack?

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I'm busy. Ask your meemaw.

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I did. She said to ask you.

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Well, ask her again.

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Seems counterintuitive, but all right.

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Meemaw?

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Oh, Lord.

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Everything okay?

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No.

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Stephanie Hanson's daughter was
in a car accident last night.

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She died.

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Oh, no.

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My God.

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She was barely 16.

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That's horrible.

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Is there anything we can do?

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I don't know.

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Um... ugh.

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I need to call folks at the church.

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Any more thoughts on Radio Shack?

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Sheldon, do you really think

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this is the appropriate
time to ask that question?

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I did, but now I'm
second-guessing myself.

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How you holding up?

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I'm okay.

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16 years old.

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It's just awful.

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It's all part of God's plan.

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How come we don't get
to go to the funeral?

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Why would you want to go to a funeral?

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I've never been to one.

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When you get to be my age,
you get to go to plenty.

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That's, like, a hundred years from now.

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You make it hard to love you.

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Do you really see a dead body?

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Sometimes.

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How close do you get to it?

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Real close, if you want.

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And the clothes they're wearing,

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is that the clothes
they become a ghost in?

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Depends. In the movie Ghost,

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Patrick Swayze has on the
outfit that he dies in.

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Casper runs around butt naked.

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Maybe he died naked.

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That's fun to think about.

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And y'all wonder why
you're not at the funeral.

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Good morning, Peg.

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Well, it will be once this
cup of Sanka works its magic.

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Is Pastor available?

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Oh, he's on the phone with his wife.

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- Oh, should I come back?
- Nah.

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He usually gets his
groveling done pretty quick.

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So... that little Hanson
girl, that was horrible, huh?

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Yeah.

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Reminds you that...

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life is precious.

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You're up, slugger.

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Come in.

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I have the clothing drive flyers
if you'd like to take a look.

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Thank you.

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You all right, Mare?

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No, not really.

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Um... I can't stop thinking
about that little girl.

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I understand.

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That's why it's important in these times

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to take comfort in our faith.

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What if that's not doing the trick?

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Events like this can
certainly create doubt.

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It happens to me more often
than I'd like to admit.

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What do you do?

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I roll up my sleeves and I work
even harder at serving our Lord.

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Mary, we each have a
relationship with God,

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and relationships take work.

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Get out there.

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Help the needy, start a Bible study,

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hug a stranger and tell
'em the Lord loves 'em.

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But not a child; that
backfires on you, big-time.

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Thank you, Pastor Jeff.

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You are most welcome.

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Oh, and tell Sheldon

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I spoke to my seminary professor,

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and the official ruling is:

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God would appear to the octopus
aliens in octopus alien form

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and save their eight-legged souls.

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Praise Jesus!

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I should put that in a sermon.

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Hold on, hold on. Thank you, God,

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for this food we are about to
receive and for the nourishment

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of our bodies, and bless the
hands that prepared it. Amen.

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We're doing this at breakfast now?

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Yes, I think it's a nice idea.

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She's eating Count Chocula.

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Doesn't he play for the other side?

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I'm so glad God blessed you
with a sense of humor, George.

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Mom, have you received any
distressing phone calls today?

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No. Why?

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Just wondering if it's
an appropriate time

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to ask if you could
take me to Radio Shack.

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Sorry, sweetheart, I can't today.

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I have to bring this food
over to the Hanson family.

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Then I have my new prayer group.

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And after that, I'm gonna get started

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on a faith garden in the backyard.

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A faith garden? What the hell is that?

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Language.

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It's an outdoorsy place
for me to speak to God.

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Don't you already speak to him indoorsy?

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Yes, but in the backyard,

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I can enjoy the beautiful
world he gave us.

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You can also smell the
Sparks' chicken coop.

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Well, I think it sounds nice.

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Thank you. I'm gonna need your truck

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to get all the dirt and
flowers and tools that I need.

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- Sure.
- Oh, oh, almost forgot.

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Can you keep an eye out
for a rock big enough

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to paint a Psalm on?

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I can do that.

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Wish me luck!

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Luck!

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Mm-hmm!

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Is Mom okay?

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How the heck should I know?

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She left. You can say "hell."

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...our hearts and stir us to action.

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If my mother's faith was

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the Starship Enterprise,
over the next week,

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she achieved warp factor 9.

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I can't hear you!

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Amen!

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Let 'em hear ya in heaven!

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- Heck yeah!
- Amen!

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Despite his concerns over her sanity,

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my dad found a rock
worthy of her faith garden.

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Ooh, right over there.

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- Here?
- Mm-hmm.

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Gently!

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Honey, it's a rock.

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I know, but still.

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_

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I pray that you protect
Sheldon in all that he does.

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What are you doing?

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I'm praying for you.

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She needs it more than I do.

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You think I didn't start with her?

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Lord, thank you for inspiring me

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to build this faith garden
and for your eternal love.

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Also, please look
after the Hanson family

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to find strength...

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in their time of grief.

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And I thank you for the years they had

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with their beautiful daughter.

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So when you gonna take me
to get my learner's permit?

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Georgie, you've heard
us talking to Sheldon

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about asking questions at
inappropriate times, right?

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Yeah, so?

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So, given what's happened this week,

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do you think it's an appropriate time

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to be talking about driving?

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Why? 'Cause that girl died?

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Yes, that.

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For your information, I'd
be an excellent driver.

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I wouldn't trust you
to push a shopping cart.

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Would you feel more
confident if I told you

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I already know how to drive?

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- Video games don't count.
- I'll have you know

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I've driven Meemaw's car.

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I also drove your truck one
night while you were sleeping.

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Are you crazy?!

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I parked it and
everything, you had no idea.

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Okay, let...

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let me get this straight...

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You're trying to prove to me
that you're a responsible person

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by admitting you stole my truck.

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I said I was responsible,
never said I was smart.

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Hey.

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Let's go out.

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- Go out where?
- I don't know,

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Dairy Queen, shooting
range, line dancing?

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Have you been drinking?

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I might've had a wine cooler or two.

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Sweetheart, that ain't drinking.

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The bartender asked to see my I.D.

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Honey, he does that to get tips.

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He asked me for mine, too.

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Well, I like to think we're
both young attractive ladies.

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To that old fart? Yeah.

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- Mmm.
- Whoa.

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Whoa, pace yourself, cowgirl.

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I'm fine.

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Are we gonna shoot pool or not?

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You bet.

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Hmm!

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Did you know George
and I used to come here

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when we first started dating?

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Is that so?

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He kissed me right over
there in that booth.

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Why, was there some
barbecue sauce on your face?

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It's a fat joke.

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I got it, Mom.

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Come on. Come on.

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Why are you putting us to bed?

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'Cause your mother's out.

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Where is she?

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She's with your grandmother.

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- Where'd they go?
- I don't know.

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- Why don't you know?
- Because I'm here with you!

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Good night. Sweet dreams.

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Mom gives us kisses.

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Fine.

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Mm, your beard is scratchy.

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Too bad. Sheldon?

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I respectfully pass.

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Mom also does the good night dance.

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Now you're just screwing with me.

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Night.

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You should've gone with
"sings us a lullaby."

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Yeah, I got cocky.

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Slow down there, sister, you
got church in the morning.

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Who says I'm going?

265
00:13:00,851 --> 00:13:04,419
What is happening with you?

266
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Do you really want to know?

267
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So, the other day I
was making a casserole

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to bring over to the Hansons,

269
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and I wanted to include a sympathy card.

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So I started to write,

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"Your daughter's in a better place."

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And I had to stop.

273
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Because how could that possibly be true?

274
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How could a better place be anywhere

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than at home safe with her family?

276
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She was just a little kid.

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That could've...

278
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been Georgie behind the wheel.

279
00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:08,765
How could that possibly be God's plan?

280
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:14,022
Looks like you could
use a shoulder to cry on.

281
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:18,793
No, she does not need
a shoulder to cry on,

282
00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:21,830
but I do need a place
to store my pool stick.

283
00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:24,632
Maybe I'd like that.

284
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:26,968
Get.

285
00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,009
What the hell?

286
00:14:35,011 --> 00:14:37,812
Your problem now.

287
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,380
Ooh. Watch it.

288
00:14:39,382 --> 00:14:40,548
Here.

289
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:41,850
What am I supposed to do with her?

290
00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:43,585
I don't know. But be careful.

291
00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:44,853
Last time she was this drunk,

292
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you ended up with your first son.

293
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Night.

294
00:14:48,859 --> 00:14:51,826
He's not that fat, Mom!

295
00:14:58,783 --> 00:15:00,882
Now you're cooking breakfast for us?

296
00:15:00,885 --> 00:15:02,551
Your mom's not feeling well.

297
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,220
- Is she contagious?
- No.

298
00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:05,521
Just tired.

299
00:15:05,523 --> 00:15:07,656
Did you check her for ticks?

300
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,382
Soon as she wakes up.

301
00:15:09,385 --> 00:15:10,957
You can check her while she's asleep.

302
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,994
Sit down!

303
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:17,233
Do you even know how to cook?

304
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:20,536
Believe it or not, I am
capable of making breakfast.

305
00:15:20,538 --> 00:15:23,339
Sorry. It's not like we
see you do much around here.

306
00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:25,541
How 'bout, "Thanks for cooking, Dad"?

307
00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:28,878
Chocolate chips?
Thanks for cooking, Dad.

308
00:15:30,214 --> 00:15:32,014
Is Mom going to church?

309
00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:34,049
I don't think she's up to it.

310
00:15:34,051 --> 00:15:36,685
But she never misses church.

311
00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:43,874
Are you feeling better?

312
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,217
Yes, baby, I'm fine.

313
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,944
All right, here we go.

314
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,567
Chocolate chips for breakfast
and pizza for dinner?

315
00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:52,968
I'm loving Dad.

316
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,655
Where were you last night?

317
00:15:55,658 --> 00:15:57,124
Out with your grandmother.

318
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:58,256
But where'd you go?

319
00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:00,408
- Enough questions.
- Y'all ask me questions

320
00:16:00,411 --> 00:16:01,756
when I come home late.

321
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,946
Oh, I can explain that... you're
an idiot and we don't trust you.

322
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,980
Mom, you didn't say grace.

323
00:16:09,983 --> 00:16:12,092
Don't worry about it.

324
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,125
Come on, y'all.

325
00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:24,799
Can I sit with you?

326
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:28,470
I think Mommy needs
to be alone right now.

327
00:16:28,472 --> 00:16:30,439
All right.

328
00:16:38,516 --> 00:16:41,016
Mom, I'm scared.

329
00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:42,217
Why?

330
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:45,320
You didn't go to church,
you stopped saying grace.

331
00:16:45,323 --> 00:16:47,590
I don't understand what's going on.

332
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,494
It's kind of hard to explain.

333
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:55,130
Is it me?

334
00:16:55,132 --> 00:16:56,599
Did I do something wrong?

335
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,534
Of course not.

336
00:16:58,536 --> 00:17:00,135
Come here.

337
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:07,530
Sheldon...

338
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,996
faith means believing in something

339
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:13,816
you can't know for sure is real.

340
00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:20,114
And right now, I am
struggling with that.

341
00:17:20,117 --> 00:17:22,817
So you don't believe in God anymore?

342
00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:26,789
That isn't something
for you to worry about.

343
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,998
I need to figure this out myself.

344
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,134
Can I help? Maybe I could
provide a fresh perspective.

345
00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:34,770
I don't think so, baby.

346
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,881
Did you know that if gravity

347
00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:43,317
were slightly more powerful,

348
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,748
the universe would collapse into a ball?

349
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,883
I did not.

350
00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:51,920
Also, if gravity were
slightly less powerful,

351
00:17:51,922 --> 00:17:53,592
the universe would fly apart

352
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:56,024
and there would be no stars or planets.

353
00:17:56,027 --> 00:17:58,594
Where you going with this, Sheldon?

354
00:17:58,596 --> 00:18:01,397
It's just that gravity
is precisely as strong

355
00:18:01,399 --> 00:18:02,898
as it needs to be.

356
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,561
And if the ratio of the
electromagnetic force

357
00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:07,592
to the strong force wasn't one percent,

358
00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:09,217
life wouldn't exist.

359
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,674
What are the odds that
would happen all by itself?

360
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:15,678
Why are you trying to
convince me to believe in God?

361
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,374
You don't believe in God.

362
00:18:17,377 --> 00:18:19,444
I don't, but the
precision of the universe

363
00:18:19,447 --> 00:18:22,784
at least makes it logical to
conclude there's a creator.

364
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:31,760
Baby, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, but...

365
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,996
logic is here.

366
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:36,772
And my problem is here.

367
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:43,105
Well, there are 5 billion
people on this planet

368
00:18:43,107 --> 00:18:45,795
and you're the perfect mom for me.

369
00:18:45,798 --> 00:18:47,965
What are the odds of that?

370
00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:56,852
Oh.

371
00:18:56,854 --> 00:19:01,023
Thank you, Lord, for this little boy.

372
00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:05,094
I knew I could fix it.

373
00:19:05,096 --> 00:19:08,997
Maybe it was you and the Lord.

374
00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:11,069
I don't like sharing credit,

375
00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:13,369
but I knew in that moment it
wasn't the appropriate time

376
00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:15,204
to say it.

377
00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:26,113
And Jacob said: "For I
have seen God face to face,

378
00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:28,458
and my life is preserved."

379
00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:30,794
Is this an appropriate time to mention

380
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,587
that John 1:18 says,

381
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,126
"No man hath seen God

382
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,166
at any time." Who's right?

383
00:19:36,168 --> 00:19:37,368
Jacob or John?

384
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:40,337
Let's talk about it in the car.

385
00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:41,605
...the Lord.

386
00:19:41,607 --> 00:19:42,673
Yes, Connie?

387
00:19:42,675 --> 00:19:44,441
My grandson has a question.

388
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:48,212
Let 'er rip, kid.

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00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:55,179
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