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We there yet?

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No...

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you impatient cunt.

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So what's the surprise?

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Not telling.

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Why not?

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'Cause it's a fucking surprise.

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That's the whole point of a surprise.

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You don't tell the other
person 'cause then it just...

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it ruins the surprise.

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But I don't like surprises.

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Well, you'll fucking like this one.

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- Yeah, we'll see.
- You'll like this one.

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Yeah, we'll see.

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Look the other way.

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I didn't come out this far
for you to fuck it up.

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Close your eyes. Look the other way.

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This better be fucking
good, mate, I tell you.

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Just close your eyes.

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They're closed.

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Put your hands out.

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Get fucked.

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- Hey?
- Fuck off.

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Hey, you like surprises now, hey?

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- That's a Sterling.
- No, that's a Patchett.

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Patchett?

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Better than a Sterling.
Better than the Sten.

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Pretty much won us World War II

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and it'll blow your fucking head off.

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What are you doing with them?

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Gonna make some fruit salad.

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Stay.

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Stay too.

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You ready?

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This is it, mate.

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Merry fucking Christmas.

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All right, I've got another one for you.

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Yeah.

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Would you rather have
great sex or great food?

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- Great food.
- Oh, that's boring.

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Well, you gotta eat.

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Yeah, but if you're going
to have the great food,

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then you gotta have bad sex.

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What's bad sex?

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Oh, that's the sex I have with you.

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Oh... very funny.

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All right, if you're gonna
have the great food,

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then you've gotta have...

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bad sex with like some
stinky, crusty old granny.

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I'll have the great sex, then.

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Okay, but then you're
gonna have the bad food.

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What's bad food?

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I don't know. What's a
food you don't like?

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Sandwiches.

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What do you... who
doesn't like sandwiches?

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- I don't fucking like sandwiches.
- What do you mean?

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I mean, toasted's all right
but not fucking raw ones.

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Well, what is a raw sandwich?

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Well, not toasted.

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A bit of bread with some shit in it.

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Yeah, all right, fine. Okay...

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If you're gonna have the great sex then

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you have to eat raw sandwiches
for the rest of forever.

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How about I eat the sandwiches

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while I'm having the great sex?

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Yeah, if you want. Sure, why not?

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All right, I'll do that then.

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Won't even notice.

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Bobby.

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- How you doing?
- Hey.

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- How you doing?
- Yeah, good.

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- Ray, Davros.
- How you going, mate?

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So, Ray...

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did Freddy explain why
I wanted to see you?

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Yeah.

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So how is your friend?

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- He's been better.
- Yeah?

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Right.

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I heard he was in a coma.

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That's the way it goes, eh?
No hard feelings.

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Well, I'm afraid there
are hard feelings.

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Quite a lot of hard feelings, actually.

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Are there?

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That's why we're having this chat.

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You can't go around bashing my guys.

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But your guys can go around
bashing my friends, can they?

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Look, we had no idea you were friends

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with the guy that got bashed.

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I know you and Freddy are friends.

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And out of respect for Freddy,
my guys wouldn't have done

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what they did had they known.

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If they did...

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I would have put them
in the hospital myself.

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Did you know Freddy and I are family?

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He does now.

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He does now.

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Good.

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Well...

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we all know where we stand now, so...

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we're good.

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Right?

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Come on. Get up.

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Get up there.

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In the future...

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if there is a problem...

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you won't go off half cocked.

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You just keep your guys
in line, mate, okay?

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And then I won't have to do it for you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Jesus Christ.

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Don't even think about it.

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Trust me. Don't even think about it.

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Pass it to me!

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Go, go, go. Keep it moving.

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Come out, come out.

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Bella, Bella, over here.

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Hey, Britt. Brittany.

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Corey.

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But even though there are lots

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of different types of stag beetles,

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many are facing a loss of
habitat that is threatening...

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- What's that?
- Bug Versus Bug.

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I'm obsessed with it.

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Last night they had two spiders.

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They had this like, jumping spider

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and this spitting spider.

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And the jumping spider, he
attacks the other one...

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- and jumps on him, but he misses.
- Mm.

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And the spitting spider,

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he then shoots out this kind of like...

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What are these idiots doing?

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Having a good old fucking chit-chat.

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Oh, fuck, here we go.

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- What's your problem, dick head?
- What's my problem...

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- Ah!
- I'll fucking give you one of those,

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- you fucking little turd.
- Ray!

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Yeah, you better run,
you fucking cocksucker.

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Hey? Hey?

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Ah!

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Yeah, fucking run, you little bitch.

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- What?
- What the fuck?

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Just get in the car, love. Get in.

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You want a cuppa?

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Uh, yeah, sure.

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Hey, can we talk?

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Yeah, what's up?

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What happened today with those guys...

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it's kind of really bothering me.

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Mm.

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Um...

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I mean, I know they were
being assholes but...

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Mm.

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Like, you were really violent...

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and it bothers me.

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What was I supposed to do?

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I just...

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feel like you could have...

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you could have at least
tried to talk to the guy,

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you know?

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Maybe tried to...

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defuse the situation.

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Yeah.

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That would have given his partner

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time to get out of the car.

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And then I'm dealing with two
assholes instead of one.

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I mean, one on one...

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yeah, sure. But, uh...

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two on one, it's just too risky.

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And you were there, I don't
want you getting hurt, so...

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Sure. Right, yeah.

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Okay?

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Yep.

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Yeah, well, thank you, Max. Thank you.

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Um...

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Ray.

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How many, uh...

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how many people, if you had to guess,

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how many people would you
say that you've assaulted?

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Heaps.

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And how do you feel about that?

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Fine. They had it coming, so...

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And what did they do?

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Oh, it depends. Uh...

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I mean, I'm pretty big
on, just respect, so...

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like, if you respect me, I respect you.

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You know, if you don't,
we got a problem.

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Well, let's talk about
the most recent assault.

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The one with the two youths.

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No, well, I only bashed one of them...

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and um...

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they weren't youths. They
were, like, in their 20s.

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Well, let's call them young men then.

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00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:08,610
Ah, yeah, so...

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I was walking down the street
with me daughter and...

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these two guys come
along, bumped into her,

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and she had an ice cream, and...

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you know, dropped her ice cream and...

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So you assaulted him?

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00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,550
Well...

201
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,060
no, they started... then
they started swearing...

202
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and she's only eight, so...

203
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So you bashed him...

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while your daughter was
just standing there?

205
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No, not while she was standing there.

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I bashed him later.

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Okay, well, how did you feel afterwards?

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After it was... after it all happened?

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Fine.

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00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,330
Do you enjoy hitting people?

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I wouldn't say I enjoy hitting people.

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00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,150
You know, if I hit somebody

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I generally got a pretty good reason.

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And you think you had a good reason?

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Didn't I just say that?

216
00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:05,230
So can you remind me again
what that reason was?

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00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,210
Well, they were being assholes.

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00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,030
The world is full of assholes, Ray,

219
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,730
you do realize that?

220
00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,090
Yeah and you know why?

221
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,390
Why?

222
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,770
'Cause people let them get away with it.

223
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,970
See, if you were in jail, right?

224
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And you fucked with somebody,

225
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you disrespect somebody,

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you can end up dead.

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00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,650
There's consequences.

228
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:31,760
But out here in the real world...

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There's no consequences.

230
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Right?

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00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,466
So next time these two pricks
are walking down the street

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and they start thinking,
"Oh, we might go

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and fuck with somebody."

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They're gonna think twice about it...

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which is good for everybody.

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00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,190
So in your mind...

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you've done society a favor.

238
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Yeah.

239
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,330
Well, I guess on behalf of society,

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I should say thank you.

241
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,400
Steve, how are, uh...

242
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:08,670
how're things at home
since we last spoke?

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00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,980
- Here you go.
- It's about time.

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00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,670
Oh, sorry.

245
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,570
- Hey.
- Bruce, Ally.

246
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:34,730
Gidday, mate.

247
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:36,690
- Nice to meet you.
- How you going, love?

248
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,170
Yeah, good. Good, thanks.

249
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,550
Britt, you wanna...

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00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,700
- Hi.
- Hello, Brittany.

251
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,590
- I'm Ally.
- Nice to meet you.

252
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,750
Nice to meet you too.

253
00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:50,050
Your dad tells me you're
a bit of a legend

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00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,160
- on the netball court.
- I'm okay.

255
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,670
Okay? I'm sure you're better than okay.

256
00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,140
Do you wanna come see my room?

257
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,909
Sure, I'd love to. Lead the way.

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00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:00,180
- It's over here.
- Okay.

259
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,670
Top shelf.

260
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,370
How'd she end up with you?

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00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:11,230
- She must be desperate.
- Mm-hmm.

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00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:14,170
- Did you do that?
- Yeah.

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00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,630
That is awesome.

264
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,070
- This is Patrick.
- Oh, hello, Patrick.

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00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,930
Oh, he's got a lovely mane.
He's very beautiful.

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00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,590
Are you gonna marry my dad?

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00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:31,230
Um...

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00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,770
Uh...

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00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,510
Do you know what?
Actually, I don't know.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

271
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,330
Did you know that my dad's
seen a real unicorn before?

272
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:44,330
- Has he?
- Mm-hmm.

273
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,030
He said he saw it in the Blue Mountains.

274
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,610
Okay. Wow.

275
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,830
We're gonna go to look for one.

276
00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,370
Right.

277
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:54,710
Do you wanna come?

278
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,510
Yes, I would love to come.
That would be great.

279
00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,730
Okay, cool.

280
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,230
Okay, cool.

281
00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:10,570
Where have you been?

282
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,990
Run out of smokes.

283
00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:15,070
Mm.

284
00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:19,250
What's that smell?

285
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:21,330
What smell?

286
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:23,950
I don't know, it's like a...

287
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:27,370
it's like a burning sort of...

288
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:31,050
chemically sort of smell.

289
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:47,100
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