1 00:00:01,790 --> 00:00:03,568 Can everyone please gather around for me 2 00:00:03,593 --> 00:00:05,569 because I'd like to discuss something very, very important. 3 00:00:05,593 --> 00:00:06,983 So, everyone, if you could just go ahead 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,317 and gather, please. Gather for me. 5 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,789 - Please. - We're gathered. 6 00:00:10,814 --> 00:00:12,921 Okay, so, now that you've gathered, 7 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:14,890 I know that a lot has been on your minds 8 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,671 these last couple weeks since I've been back. 9 00:00:16,695 --> 00:00:20,145 Burning questions about my personal life, yeah. 10 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:21,867 I was gone. Now I'm back. 11 00:00:21,892 --> 00:00:23,916 That's been confusing for you. It's been overwhelming. 12 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:26,019 The whole thing has been overwhelming for you. 13 00:00:26,043 --> 00:00:28,812 And you've danced around the topic for a while now 14 00:00:28,837 --> 00:00:30,156 out of respect for my privacy. 15 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:31,924 And I-I really do appreciate that, 16 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:33,960 but I would like for you all to know that I am ready now, 17 00:00:33,984 --> 00:00:36,265 and I think it's time to open it up to questions. 18 00:00:38,796 --> 00:00:41,529 Now, don't hold back, guys. You can ask me anything. 19 00:00:41,554 --> 00:00:43,985 Really. All those questions that you've got for me 20 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:46,456 about what's going on, go ahead and ask them to me now. 21 00:00:49,906 --> 00:00:51,277 You want to ask me 22 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,312 if I'm gonna stay or if I'm gonna go. 23 00:00:55,117 --> 00:00:56,540 - I don't care. Do you care? - I mean, it doesn't really... 24 00:00:56,564 --> 00:00:59,226 I may go back. Yeah. 25 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,234 Okay. 26 00:01:02,865 --> 00:01:05,578 So, you guys want to ask me questions about my family. 27 00:01:05,948 --> 00:01:07,126 - I don't. - Yeah. Hey, listen, 28 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,112 sometimes it's best to raise a family from a distance. 29 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,180 And that's what I've decided to do, okay? 30 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,349 And I'm not the first man in history to ever do it. 31 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:15,017 - All right, dude. -Okay. - Good, good, good. 32 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,352 Okay, so, if we're gonna sit here, 33 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,896 and you guys are gonna insist on asking me personal questions, 34 00:01:18,921 --> 00:01:20,288 then be serious. 35 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,014 All right? L-Look, look, 36 00:01:22,039 --> 00:01:24,443 so, if all of you are done with your stupid questions, 37 00:01:24,468 --> 00:01:26,145 okay, then I have a question to ask. 38 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,757 I want to know, where is it? 39 00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:30,426 - Where's what? - Where's what? Where's what? 40 00:01:30,451 --> 00:01:32,084 Where's my car, man? 41 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,833 Where's my Range Rover? 42 00:01:33,858 --> 00:01:36,188 I'm sure you guys, like, stashed it somewhere safely, 43 00:01:36,213 --> 00:01:38,191 you know, in my absence. And that's cool. I get it. 44 00:01:38,215 --> 00:01:40,226 But now I want it back, so where-where is it? 45 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,382 We didn't move you car. It's right where you left it. 46 00:01:46,181 --> 00:01:47,437 Goddamn it. 47 00:01:49,594 --> 00:01:52,601 _ 48 00:01:52,632 --> 00:02:00,632 Credits 49 00:02:18,435 --> 00:02:20,402 I got to tell you, guys, that Range Rover, 50 00:02:20,427 --> 00:02:22,251 that was... that was like a part of me. 51 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,976 You know, I considered it part of my identity, really. 52 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:27,964 So it's-it's almost like a piece of me is gone now. 53 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:29,709 I mean, you guys wouldn't really understand 54 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,827 'cause you've never owned a vehicle. 55 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,796 - We own vehicles. - Yeah? Name one. 56 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:35,528 Well, we had those matching Mongoose bikes back in the day. 57 00:02:35,553 --> 00:02:37,068 Yeah. And I felt like a piece of me was gone 58 00:02:37,092 --> 00:02:38,251 - when they got stolen. - That's right. 59 00:02:38,275 --> 00:02:39,352 - So it's not like I can't relate. - Yeah. 60 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,920 Dude, I wonder if they have bikes around here. 61 00:02:40,944 --> 00:02:42,288 - Something like that. - They don't have bikes. 62 00:02:42,313 --> 00:02:45,583 - What are...? - She's a beaut, right? 63 00:02:45,608 --> 00:02:46,567 How can I help? 64 00:02:46,592 --> 00:02:48,552 Yeah, no, she's cool. She's cool. 65 00:02:48,577 --> 00:02:51,692 Sort of lacks the original's, masculinity and beefiness, 66 00:02:51,717 --> 00:02:53,281 you know, but there's a grace to it 67 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,151 that I-I think I could probably work with. 68 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,825 That being said, do you guys have any '93 models? 69 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:01,389 We don't keep anything before 2015 on the lot. 70 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:03,191 Well, that sucks. 71 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,011 Well, I'll take... I'll take this one, then. 72 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:06,311 It's-it's great, 73 00:03:06,336 --> 00:03:08,114 and I'm gonna drive it straight out of the showroom. 74 00:03:08,138 --> 00:03:09,248 So go ahead and open up those big doors 75 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,017 or however the hell you get these cars in there. 76 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:14,120 - Open those up. -Well, sir, we need to talk financing first. 77 00:03:14,144 --> 00:03:16,222 - Come on. - Yes, yes. Um, yeah. 78 00:03:16,246 --> 00:03:18,124 Here-Here's my guy here. You're gonna want to talk to him 79 00:03:18,148 --> 00:03:20,092 - about financing. -You never bought me a Range Rover. 80 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,978 All I got were shit cars, which you guys crashed, 81 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,247 and you certainly never reimbursed me. 82 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,786 Yeah, yeah, quit your squawking, Dee. 83 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:27,716 Hey, Frank, this guy needs to talk financing. 84 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,324 - This is the one I'm gonna get here. - Ooh. 85 00:03:29,349 --> 00:03:31,106 Very nice. Here you go, Dennis. 86 00:03:31,131 --> 00:03:32,355 - Yeah, all right. - That's for you. 87 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,055 - There you go. - Yeah. 88 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,092 - What is this, Frank? - That's $473. 89 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,317 That's the Kelley Blue Book value of your car. 90 00:03:39,614 --> 00:03:40,739 Okay. 91 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:41,997 Yeah, that-that's not gonna be 92 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,115 nearly enough to pay-pay for the down payment 93 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,841 on this, on this car here, so... 94 00:03:45,866 --> 00:03:47,552 - No? - Is it? -No. 95 00:03:47,577 --> 00:03:48,895 Come on, man. What are you doing here? 96 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,153 Why did you do this? 97 00:03:50,178 --> 00:03:52,070 I came here to buy myself a Range Rover. 98 00:03:52,095 --> 00:03:54,342 In fact, that's the one I'd like. 99 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,005 - It's a beauty. Look at that. - Yeah. 100 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:58,146 And-and I'm gonna pay full price, 101 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,591 so take it out of there, please. 102 00:03:59,616 --> 00:04:00,942 - Thank you very much. Yeah. - Fantastic. 103 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:02,145 That's right. It feels so good. 104 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:04,880 I haven't bought myself a new car in ages. 105 00:04:04,949 --> 00:04:06,700 - I just need to see a driver's license. - Okay, yeah. 106 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:08,239 I got it. Right here. Absolutely. 107 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,653 There you are. 108 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,419 Sir, I'm afraid I can't sell you 109 00:04:12,444 --> 00:04:14,302 - this vehicle, either. - Why not? 110 00:04:14,327 --> 00:04:17,167 - Your driver's license is expired. - Since when? 111 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,481 1984. 112 00:04:22,584 --> 00:04:24,333 - Whoo! - Yeah, man. 113 00:04:32,048 --> 00:04:33,208 Dork. 114 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:37,489 Jump this manhole. 115 00:04:38,898 --> 00:04:40,052 Nice. 116 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,974 Still got the skid. 117 00:04:43,353 --> 00:04:44,342 Radical. 118 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,112 Bro, bro, I feel like a carefree, young kid 119 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:49,181 on a bike again, man. World at my fingertips. 120 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,239 Yeah! Me, too. 121 00:04:51,264 --> 00:04:52,472 Why did we stop riding these things 122 00:04:52,497 --> 00:04:54,130 - in the first place? - You don't remember? 123 00:04:54,155 --> 00:04:55,810 Dude, Shawn Dumont and their buddies, 124 00:04:55,835 --> 00:04:56,912 they stole our bikes. 125 00:04:56,937 --> 00:04:58,703 Shawn Dumont. That's right. 126 00:04:58,728 --> 00:05:00,191 - What an asshole. - Yeah. 127 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:01,344 Do you remember what he said to us 128 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:02,967 when we went back to get them? 129 00:05:03,077 --> 00:05:04,488 "What are you gonna do about it?" 130 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,880 What are you gonna do about it. And what can you say to that? 131 00:05:06,905 --> 00:05:07,935 That's, like, the perfect line. 132 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,200 Yeah! Well, you just got to walk away, 133 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,124 'cause it's the end of the conversation. 134 00:05:10,149 --> 00:05:11,286 It ends all conversations. 135 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,355 You know, I'm starting 136 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:13,763 to think that Dennis was right. 137 00:05:13,788 --> 00:05:15,645 It's like what you ride is your identity. 138 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:16,958 It-It's like who you are. It's like, this, 139 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,243 this feels like who I am. 140 00:05:18,268 --> 00:05:20,179 And so Shawn Dumont didn't just steal our bikes. 141 00:05:20,203 --> 00:05:22,880 - He stole our identity. - Cool bikes. 142 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:26,841 Hey, thanks, man. 143 00:05:27,154 --> 00:05:28,739 Your bike's really cool, too. 144 00:05:28,764 --> 00:05:29,796 I know it is. 145 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:32,481 You guys look like you're 40. 146 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:33,802 - Well, we are 40. - Do you have 147 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:36,745 the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay! 148 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,281 Well, well, I am gay, but he's not my boyfriend, 149 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,183 - 'cause I could do much better than him. - Really? 150 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:42,794 - Then why don't you, Mac? - It's difficult out there. 151 00:05:42,819 --> 00:05:43,903 You guys will understand when you get older. 152 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,372 Don't push your agenda on them. 153 00:05:45,397 --> 00:05:47,308 I'm not pushing an agenda. I'm just saying statistically 154 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:48,872 - at least one of them... - You guys suck. 155 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,233 - That's... - That's... Yeah. 156 00:05:52,258 --> 00:05:53,810 Well, look, we don't mean to bug you. 157 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:54,997 We'll-we'll be on our way. 158 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,264 Yeah, we don't want any trouble. 159 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,150 - So, Mac, find a hole. - Okay. 160 00:05:58,174 --> 00:06:00,019 - Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Sorry. Go, go, go. 161 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:01,622 Go. Go. Go, Charlie, go! 162 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:07,661 Hey-ho. Look alive. 163 00:06:07,686 --> 00:06:09,020 Snuck up on you there? 164 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:11,224 Yeah, she's quiet. She's quiet. 165 00:06:11,249 --> 00:06:14,239 But that's a virtue. Stealth. You know what I mean? 166 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,653 Yeah. You know, personally, I never saw myself 167 00:06:16,678 --> 00:06:18,331 in an economy car, but I got to tell you, 168 00:06:18,356 --> 00:06:20,106 it's got its advantages. Yeah. 169 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,888 Yeah, so, I've been gone for a while. 170 00:06:22,913 --> 00:06:24,216 I'm sure you noticed. 171 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:27,888 But now I'm back on the scene, you know? Doing my rounds. 172 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:30,949 See where the housewives are posted up. Have a good time. 173 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,351 You know, do me a favor, keep it out front for me, 174 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:34,185 because I don't think I'm gonna.... 175 00:06:36,739 --> 00:06:38,310 Probably doesn't speak English. 176 00:06:38,935 --> 00:06:40,125 Hey-ho. 177 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,376 What up, ding-dong? 178 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,379 Whoa, what is this? W-What am I seeing? 179 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,825 What, you like my new beast? 180 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:48,450 - How are you in this car? - Well, it's Frank's car. 181 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:50,503 But, until he gets his license back, 182 00:06:50,528 --> 00:06:51,802 it's mine. I'm gonna drive it. 183 00:06:51,827 --> 00:06:53,421 I just got to drop him off where he needs to go. 184 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,786 Just dropped him off at driver's ed. 185 00:06:54,811 --> 00:06:56,263 And I got to tell you, Dennis. 186 00:06:56,288 --> 00:06:58,276 I get why you want to be a Range Rover man. 187 00:06:58,301 --> 00:07:00,279 You know, it's kind of like you're up on a throne, 188 00:07:00,303 --> 00:07:03,381 a-and you-you're looking down on all the minions, you know? 189 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:05,810 - Very powerful. Yeah. - Right. Right. Right. 190 00:07:05,835 --> 00:07:07,966 - Thank you. You just, keep it out front. - Yeah. 191 00:07:07,991 --> 00:07:09,403 Don't bother. He doesn't speak English. 192 00:07:09,475 --> 00:07:10,816 Of course, ma'am. 193 00:07:11,028 --> 00:07:13,292 - Thank you. -No, I mean, he didn't spe... He doesn't, um... 194 00:07:13,316 --> 00:07:15,083 - - I'm-I'm saying he doesn't, I'm saying he... 195 00:07:15,108 --> 00:07:17,060 - What were you saying? -He doesn't always speak English. 196 00:07:17,085 --> 00:07:19,505 Sometimes he's... I come here a lot, so, yeah. 197 00:07:19,895 --> 00:07:23,084 Anyway, you want to hear something that's really cool? 198 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,353 - All right. - I drove all the way here 199 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,255 and barely used an ounce of gas. 200 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,122 Now, that is both economically and environmentally responsible. 201 00:07:30,147 --> 00:07:31,708 - So... - Excuse me. 202 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:33,919 Is that the 2018? 203 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,911 It most certainly is. 204 00:07:35,936 --> 00:07:37,716 I was just telling my friend Brenda here 205 00:07:37,741 --> 00:07:39,067 that she needs to upgrade. 206 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:42,716 - She is still driving a 2013. - All right. 207 00:07:43,486 --> 00:07:45,317 Are you loving it? I mean, just loving it? 208 00:07:45,342 --> 00:07:47,755 I tell you what, I am loving it. And Brenda, you got to upgrade, 209 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:49,817 you stupid bitch. Okay? Don't be a dumb idiot. 210 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:56,075 You are fun. 211 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,013 - Would you like to join us for lunch? - Yes. 212 00:07:58,038 --> 00:07:59,020 You know, ladies, 213 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,388 you know, while we're on the subject of cars, 214 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,067 um, I actually drove here in a Prius today... 215 00:08:02,092 --> 00:08:03,645 So you don't have a Range Rover. 216 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,341 Well, no. 217 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:08,013 - I just said I have a Prius... - No? Okay. 218 00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:09,786 Then why are we talking to you? 219 00:08:11,612 --> 00:08:13,747 - Come on. - My gosh. 220 00:08:24,478 --> 00:08:26,200 So when you come to a four-way stop, 221 00:08:26,225 --> 00:08:27,560 who has the right of way? 222 00:08:27,585 --> 00:08:29,403 Okay, what you want to do is, 223 00:08:29,428 --> 00:08:31,622 you want to lurch into the intersection. 224 00:08:31,647 --> 00:08:33,354 It's like, kind of like a game of chicken. 225 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,895 You lurch, and then you lurch, you lurch some more, 226 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,614 and whoever doesn't flinch gets to go first. 227 00:08:38,639 --> 00:08:40,717 Mr. Reynolds, if you would just look at the book. 228 00:08:40,742 --> 00:08:43,396 Well, e-excuse me, in all due respect, 229 00:08:43,421 --> 00:08:47,044 but this book does not have the real rules of the road in here. 230 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,591 There's nothing in this book about the Asians. 231 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,356 You can't be PC 232 00:08:51,381 --> 00:08:54,215 on the road and expect to live. 233 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,591 You will die. 234 00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:57,412 You go to a four-way stop, 235 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:00,315 and you think the rules of the road are going to apply 236 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:04,075 to an 80-year-old Asian woman, you're going to get blasted. 237 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:06,145 Right. Well, we are out of time 238 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,914 for today. I urge you all 239 00:09:07,939 --> 00:09:11,157 to study what's in the book and not listen to this man here. 240 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:15,136 Bruh, that shit was hilarious. 241 00:09:15,161 --> 00:09:17,349 You're gonna fail so hard, man. 242 00:09:17,374 --> 00:09:19,520 I can't afford to fail. I ca... 243 00:09:19,785 --> 00:09:22,278 - You mind if I cheat off you? - Yeah, maybe. 244 00:09:22,303 --> 00:09:23,606 - Yeah. - What's in it for me? 245 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,641 I'll buy you a case of beer. 246 00:09:24,666 --> 00:09:25,864 Nah, I never get carded. 247 00:09:25,889 --> 00:09:27,286 Cigs? Weed? Blow? 248 00:09:27,311 --> 00:09:29,172 Nah, I'm in high school, man. I can get all that shit. 249 00:09:29,197 --> 00:09:31,108 - How about porno? Yeah. - Porno? 250 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,244 Dude, I've got a phone. 251 00:09:32,269 --> 00:09:34,113 I've been looking at porno since I was, like, ten. 252 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,653 No, I'm talking about the real thing. 253 00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,622 - The real shit? - Yeah, the real deal. 254 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,255 - All right. - Yeah? 255 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,880 - Yeah. - Let's go. 256 00:09:44,778 --> 00:09:45,956 Hey, man. 257 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:46,911 - Whoa. - How's it going? 258 00:09:46,936 --> 00:09:48,052 Wha-What are you doing? 259 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,638 I'm John. Aren't you my Uber? 260 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,981 Am-am I your Uber? No, I... 261 00:09:54,404 --> 00:09:57,188 Okay. Okay. 262 00:09:57,213 --> 00:09:58,989 Yeah, I think I see what's happening here. 263 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:01,225 Yeah, no, no, I'm-I'm not your Uber, I'm not your ride. 264 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,630 - God. - So, yeah. 265 00:10:02,655 --> 00:10:05,380 Yeah, so why don't you... um, why don't you get out? 266 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,890 Yeah, sorry, man. Nice car, by the way. 267 00:10:07,915 --> 00:10:09,959 Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, no, it is a... 268 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,988 It is a nice car, isn't it? Yeah. 269 00:10:12,013 --> 00:10:13,780 Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of. 270 00:10:14,017 --> 00:10:16,115 Not at all. It's very sensible. 271 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:18,310 I Uber 'cause I drive this old piece of shit 272 00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:19,662 that gets no mileage, so... 273 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,991 Yeah. 274 00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:22,916 Hey, John, was it? 275 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,749 That's a strong economy name. 276 00:10:25,774 --> 00:10:28,014 You know, it says so much, yet it says so little. 277 00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:30,404 - - Yeah, you got a good economy face on you, too. 278 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,554 What? 279 00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:33,851 Hey, man, I got to get going. 280 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:35,835 I have some friends from my fantasy league coming over, 281 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,972 - so I should find my ride. - Hey, I like sports, too. 282 00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:39,445 Yeah, I do, but I've never 283 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,109 really engaged with the fantasy element of it. 284 00:10:42,134 --> 00:10:44,023 - No? It's the best. - No. 285 00:10:44,048 --> 00:10:46,454 And daily fantasy makes every game matter. 286 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,390 - - You get way more bang for your buck. 287 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,820 Well, that's economical. 288 00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,978 I... You know what? That makes total sense. 289 00:10:53,002 --> 00:10:55,655 I think I'm, I think I'm starting to understand now. 290 00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:57,890 It always seemed foolish to me before, 291 00:10:57,915 --> 00:10:59,450 but this economy car has got me thinking 292 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:02,015 I could enjoy economy activities. 293 00:11:03,202 --> 00:11:05,123 You know what, John. Cancel your ride. 294 00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:07,091 I'll drive you to your fantasy. 295 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,443 Thanks, man. 296 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,616 Yeah. 297 00:11:10,476 --> 00:11:14,224 Aw, dude, when was the last time we bought baseball cards, man? 298 00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,882 I don't know, but it's fun, dude, 299 00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:17,687 and it's also, like, a great investment, right? 300 00:11:17,812 --> 00:11:19,321 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch! 301 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,156 - That's, like, pre-yips, man. - Pre-yips? 302 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,025 - Yeah. - That could be worth a fortune! 303 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,010 Yeah, it's gonna be worth a lot, man. He was good. 304 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,773 - Goddamn. -See, this is what I feel like we missed out on. 305 00:11:26,798 --> 00:11:28,246 Like-like our whole lives could've been different 306 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,948 if those bikes weren't stolen, you know? 307 00:11:29,972 --> 00:11:31,072 Yeah, I know. 308 00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:34,280 Wait. Where's your bike? 309 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,615 Shit. 310 00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:41,786 Yeah, bro, I don't know if I'm down 311 00:11:41,811 --> 00:11:43,177 for whatever you got planned out here. 312 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,778 - I mean... - No, no. Here you go. 313 00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,047 - What the hell is...? - This is, this is it. 314 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,060 This is it. This is it. This is where I kept it. 315 00:11:48,085 --> 00:11:49,622 Check this out. 316 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,975 Check this out. Trésor. 317 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,302 - Check this out. Yeah. - Trésor? 318 00:11:54,327 --> 00:11:56,068 Look at this. Look at that. 319 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,607 Skank. Hold on to that. 320 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:01,896 - Look at this. Score. - Okay, but... 321 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,937 - Look at it. This is... - Brah, I-I thought, I thought 322 00:12:03,962 --> 00:12:05,316 you was gonna get me laid, all right? 323 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:07,019 - That would have been lit. - Well, this is just... 324 00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:08,396 - This shit's just weird as hell. - Well, no... 325 00:12:08,421 --> 00:12:09,950 - I mean, the plastic bags? Come on, man. - Well, the... 326 00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:12,583 Look, my-my boy Dennis is tight with the girls. 327 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,528 He's gonna get you laid, but you got to help me pass that test. 328 00:12:15,553 --> 00:12:17,669 Here, check this out. Look at that. Ooh! 329 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,048 - Yeah. Hey, hey. No, no. - That's nice. Wait, wait. 330 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,417 Hold that up. I want to get it for my Instagram story. 331 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,285 Yeah, that was good. That was good. Here you go, here you go. 332 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:24,833 Check this out. Ho! 333 00:12:26,171 --> 00:12:28,022 This shit's weird as hell, man. 334 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,191 Yeah. 335 00:12:31,591 --> 00:12:33,761 I mean, sure, it feels a little fast. 336 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,990 And at first I thought it was 'cause I had the newest model, 337 00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,215 but that's not it. 338 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,849 They recognize me for who I really am. 339 00:12:38,903 --> 00:12:40,218 You know, my true identity. 340 00:12:40,771 --> 00:12:41,943 They, invited me 341 00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,716 to Turks and Caicos for Karen's birthday 342 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:45,224 on a private jet. 343 00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:48,982 That's when I was like, "Okay, well, which one is it? 344 00:12:49,007 --> 00:12:52,364 Turks or Caicos? 'Cause I'm not invited back on Caicos." 345 00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:56,872 Why aren't you laughing? 346 00:12:58,935 --> 00:13:01,223 No. Well, you probably don't speak English. 347 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,427 I speak English. It's just not funny. 348 00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:05,747 My God. 349 00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:07,622 Deandra, that massage was everything. 350 00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:10,036 - Was it? - We deserve it. 351 00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:11,841 At least I do. 352 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:14,169 I just wish my second husband came with a dimmer switch. 353 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,653 I forgot how much energy men in their 20s have. 354 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,958 Karen upgraded. Her first husband was, like, 70. 355 00:13:20,983 --> 00:13:22,193 Now she's got a boy toy 356 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,114 with five percent body fat. Yum. 357 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,146 Karen, you dog. 358 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,771 But his brain is the size of a pea, 359 00:13:27,796 --> 00:13:29,786 - so conversations are like pulling teeth.- 360 00:13:29,811 --> 00:13:31,319 You don't have to worry about these things 361 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,188 - 'cause you've never been married. - That's true. 362 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,379 The fuck is that supposed to mean? 363 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,234 Karen, you bitch. 364 00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:44,138 You dumb idiot. You stupid savage. 365 00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:47,385 You're not the alpha here, you crusty-ass fool. 366 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,849 I'm gonna cuck you so hard. 367 00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:53,513 Your boy toy... he's mine. 368 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:55,880 I will destroy you. 369 00:13:56,215 --> 00:13:59,614 I am a 2018 Range Rover woman. 370 00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:01,759 I am a golden goddess. 371 00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:03,823 Who are you, idiot? 372 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,276 Savage! 373 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,978 Idiot! 374 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,881 Yo, yo, Den dog, we're here. Hey. 375 00:14:10,906 --> 00:14:12,067 Hey, Frankie. 376 00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:13,344 - Hey, how you doing? - What's up? Hey. 377 00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:15,080 - Hey, thanks for inviting us. - Yeah. 378 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,249 Hey, listen, everybody, this is my friend Frank 379 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,943 - and his, friend. His-his... - Hey. 380 00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:20,255 Young friend. 381 00:14:20,717 --> 00:14:22,386 - Thanks for inviting us. Yeah. - Make yourself at home. 382 00:14:22,411 --> 00:14:24,708 - Hey. Hey. - Yeah. Hey. 383 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,257 What do you think, guys? It's pretty great, right? 384 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,708 John's got a pretty nice setup. 385 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,075 You know, he's got great Wi-Fi, too, 386 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,849 which is great for playing fantasy sports. 387 00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:32,153 We're-we're doing a little fantasy baseball right now. 388 00:14:32,178 --> 00:14:34,048 Is this the dude you're talking about? 389 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,544 Yeah. Yeah. 390 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,262 Don't embarrass me, man. 391 00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:38,724 - I'm not embarrassing you. - Dennis. 392 00:14:38,749 --> 00:14:39,793 This place is weak, bro. 393 00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:41,255 - Bro. - It's not... no, not weak. 394 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,825 Who is...? Yeah. Not weak, guy. 395 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,277 You know, these guys, they-they totally get it. 396 00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:46,551 You know what I mean? Hey, look. 397 00:14:46,576 --> 00:14:48,013 They work hard, but they play hard, you know. 398 00:14:48,038 --> 00:14:49,896 They play fantasy hard, too. 399 00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:52,099 - Yeah. I really want to show you this lineup I... - Dennis? 400 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:54,176 At least hit on the one chick that's here. 401 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:57,341 No. That's-that's Tara, and I think... 402 00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,255 I think John's got a little bit of a thing for her, so... 403 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,830 You lose your mojo? 404 00:15:02,908 --> 00:15:04,152 I didn't lose my mojo. 405 00:15:04,177 --> 00:15:05,247 - I still got my... - Yeah, you got it. 406 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,949 - You got the moves? - I got my mojo. 407 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,183 - I said you-you... - What are you doing? 408 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,841 - Insta story. - Kids. -Cool. 409 00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:12,297 What is it? 410 00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:13,566 It's video, bro. 411 00:15:13,591 --> 00:15:15,089 Okay. What do I do? 412 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,488 Like, should I do, like, a thing, or...? 413 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,342 This dude sucks. 414 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,379 What are you doing, man? I don't suck. Dude, I'll suck you. 415 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,280 - You'll suck me? - No, that's... 416 00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:24,149 - That's not what I meant. - That's perfect, man. 417 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,051 What are you, what are you gonna do with that, dude? 418 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,219 - Don't put that out in the world. - Go, go, go, go. 419 00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:28,453 - Go hit on the girl, will you? - Yeah. 420 00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,188 - I'll show you what sucks? - Let's go. Let's see it. 421 00:15:30,212 --> 00:15:31,990 - I'll hit on Tara, man. You'll see. - I want to watch. Let's go. 422 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,175 - Who is this guy? - Come on. 423 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,681 - Come watch this. Watch this. - All right. All right. 424 00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:37,044 Yo. 425 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,981 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, what's up, man? 426 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,116 Um, cooking. You... What is that, chili? Cool. 427 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,790 - Yeah. -Did you make enough for everybody? 428 00:15:43,815 --> 00:15:46,354 - Yeah, you want some? - No. It makes me... makes me fart. 429 00:15:48,372 --> 00:15:50,047 I don't want to, I don't want to fart right now. 430 00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:53,444 Um... I noticed you were wearing a hat, 431 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,213 and that's... that's pretty cool. 432 00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:57,402 Like, I don't see a lot of, like, girls wearing hats, 433 00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,051 you know, and I'm wearing a hat, too, you know. 434 00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,374 It's like, it's like we're... 435 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,043 It's like we're hat twins. 436 00:16:02,144 --> 00:16:04,144 You know what I mean? Yeah. 437 00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:06,114 And I-I have a twin. 438 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,226 I mean, I am a twin. Like, I'm part... 439 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,967 I'm one part of a twin. 440 00:16:09,992 --> 00:16:12,395 I have a twin sister, is what I'm trying to say. 441 00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:15,661 Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man. 442 00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:21,245 Yeah. I-I don't have that. 443 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,391 Like, everything makes her... 444 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,052 everything makes her fart. 445 00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:26,481 - I'm gonna get back in there. - Yeah. 446 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,079 - Yeah. - The Minnesota Twins. 447 00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,083 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, they're a team. 448 00:16:35,321 --> 00:16:36,361 It was pretty cool. 449 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,310 We're gonna hit the road. 450 00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:39,714 - Are you guys gonna take off? - Yeah, we're gonna 451 00:16:39,739 --> 00:16:40,880 - take off. - Be good though, bro. 452 00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:42,243 - Word. Word. - See you, man. 453 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,011 Look, just pedal faster. 454 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,724 I'm going as fast as I can, bro. You tacked on 455 00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:47,660 - a little too much mass, I think. - Don't blame this on me, dude. 456 00:16:47,685 --> 00:16:49,417 - Are you doing the leg routine I gave you? - I'm so tired 457 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,186 - of doing your routines, man. - Are you drinking the Fight Milk? 458 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,250 It makes me so sick! 459 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,256 - There it is! - Shit! That is it! 460 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,346 - Hey! - Hey, punks! 461 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,505 That's our bike. 462 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,044 Well, it's ours now. 463 00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:00,708 What are you gonna do about it? 464 00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:02,395 - Listen, you little piece of shit. I'm gonna... -Yo, whoa! 465 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,440 Hey! The hell is this? 466 00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:06,218 What are you doing? You yelling at my kid? 467 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,020 - Thank you for coming out, sir. - You all right? 468 00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:10,972 I believe that your son and his friends stole a bike. 469 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,644 I'm sorry, Stephen stole your son's bike? 470 00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,972 - No. He stole our bike. - Let me talk to my son. 471 00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:16,912 - Let's see if we can get down to it, okay? - Okay. Okay. Thank you. 472 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,888 - Dude, do you know who that is? - No. 473 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,083 That's Shawn Dumont, who stole our bike in seventh grade. 474 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,383 - That's him. - That's Shawn Dumont? 475 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,119 - Holy shit, you're right. -I know. He got fat as shit, man. 476 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,320 I almost didn't recognize him. 477 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,155 Y-You know what, dude, I don't even care. 478 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,191 I just want to get my bike and let's just go 479 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,550 - and have fun. -Let's just get back to it. All right. 480 00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:32,450 Let's not get tripped up by that. 481 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,135 Okay, good news. He didn't steal it. 482 00:17:35,237 --> 00:17:37,115 - What? Yeah, he did. It's-it's right there. - Yeah. 483 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,383 I'm looking at it. You want to take a look? 484 00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:40,285 No, no. He says he didn't steal it. 485 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,269 And, you know, he didn't steal it. 486 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,122 - Okay? -Well, no, that is definitely our bike, 487 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,739 - a-and we want it back, okay? - Yeah, we want it back. 488 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,411 What are you gonna do about it? 489 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,421 - Nothing, yeah. - Nothing. 490 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,423 - Yeah. That's what I thought. - Damn it. 491 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,425 - Dude, it's the perfect line, dude. There's no coming back... -Yeah. 492 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,243 - from that. -It's just like, when you say it, 493 00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:06,900 it just ends the whole thing. 494 00:18:06,925 --> 00:18:07,991 Damn it. 495 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:09,281 I can't believe this happened again. 496 00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:10,692 Son of a bitch. 497 00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:23,311 - Dee! - Hey. 498 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:26,278 What a nice surprise. I wasn't expecting you. You know, 499 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,017 - I was just telling Brenda about my new bed linens. 500 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,286 Egyptian cotton. 501 00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,286 1,000 thread count. You got to see them. 502 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,911 I-I've seen them. 503 00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:36,014 I've seen them real up close and personal. 504 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,724 - I'm sorry? - You heard me. 505 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:41,178 This spinster spun a web that swallowed your boy toy up whole. 506 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,724 I am a goddess. 507 00:18:42,749 --> 00:18:44,370 Okay, I'm having a hard time following what you're... 508 00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:47,442 I am a golden goddess, you idiot. 509 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,466 Savage idiots! 510 00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:51,727 And I banged your man. 511 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,895 Aidan! 512 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,122 Where the hell were you? 513 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,895 The test was this morning! 514 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,130 - I failed so hard! - Dude, 515 00:19:02,155 --> 00:19:04,278 my mom saw the Instagram with all the porn and shit. 516 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,288 She said no phone privileges and no license. 517 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,845 I'm-I'm grounded, bro. 518 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:10,294 Aw! Moms are so not lit. 519 00:19:10,319 --> 00:19:12,981 Hey, but, yo, I did get laid last night. 520 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:14,312 - That's lit. - Yeah. 521 00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:16,148 Get out! - Who's the alpha now, 522 00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:18,872 - Karen? - Get off my property, bitch! 523 00:19:18,897 --> 00:19:20,622 How could you have done this to me? 524 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:22,997 - Frank? -Deandra, what the hell are you doing here? 525 00:19:23,022 --> 00:19:25,322 My God. You're the creepy old man 526 00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:27,247 from Aidan's Instagram stories. 527 00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:28,822 Aidan and I are study buddies. 528 00:19:29,841 --> 00:19:33,047 Your husband's taking driver's ed? Well, I tell you what, 529 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,645 I showed him how to drive stick last night. 530 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,419 Aidan's my son! 531 00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:37,831 What's that? 532 00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:39,022 What's up, Dee? 533 00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:43,078 - Brenda, call the police. Now. - No, no. - All right. 534 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:44,925 - Um... My God. - B-Bye-bye. Let's go. 535 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,178 - Get out of here. Keys? - That's right. Go. 536 00:19:46,202 --> 00:19:47,794 - Are you sure about this? - Yes, dude. 537 00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,280 Shawn Dumont is an asshole. 538 00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:51,183 He stole our bikes and he stole our identities. 539 00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:52,951 I can't believe he's getting away with this, man. 540 00:19:52,975 --> 00:19:54,886 You know what? We got to do what we should've done 541 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,121 - 30 years ago. - Yes. Yes. 542 00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:57,645 - You're right. - You ready? 543 00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,123 Yeah. Shawn Dumont. That prick. 544 00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:01,388 - Son of a bitch. - That goddamn prick. 545 00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,138 Yo, I'm gonna steal my dad's vape pen. 546 00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:04,495 I know where he hides that shit. 547 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,825 Hey, you. 548 00:20:36,731 --> 00:20:38,279 - Dennis. - Boy. 549 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,115 It has been a long-ass day. It is definitely beer o'clock. 550 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,269 - What's up? - There is always Coors 551 00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:44,466 in the garage fridge, bro. 552 00:20:44,491 --> 00:20:45,731 Clutch! 553 00:20:46,502 --> 00:20:47,692 What's up? 554 00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:00,957 Jonathan! 555 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,692 What's up? 556 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,035 What is this? 557 00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:08,976 What am I seeing? 558 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,079 This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning. 559 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,755 I don't know. 560 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,574 I think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department 561 00:21:14,599 --> 00:21:15,884 - or something. - C-Can... 562 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,240 can I... 563 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,053 c-can I purchase it from... 564 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,895 I will purchase it from you. 565 00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,778 The Blue Book value, I'll-I'll give you double. 566 00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:24,935 Deal. 567 00:21:27,279 --> 00:21:28,989 - Be gone from me now. - What? 568 00:21:29,014 --> 00:21:31,261 Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck. 569 00:21:31,286 --> 00:21:32,939 The transaction is complete. 570 00:21:33,346 --> 00:21:34,809 Dennis, I don't understand. 571 00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,380 Be gone! 572 00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:57,794 Hey! 573 00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:59,535 Charlie? Mac? 574 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,145 - Dennis! - Guys. 575 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:03,097 The cops, the parents, they're all after us. 576 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,339 How'd you get a Range Rover? Let's just get in. Get in. 577 00:22:05,364 --> 00:22:07,152 - Man, we did a bad thing. - Yeah, get in. 578 00:22:07,176 --> 00:22:09,387 - Go! Hey, get us out of here, man. Go, go, go. - Jesus. 579 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,878 We did a bad thing, dude. I think I killed a kid. 580 00:22:11,903 --> 00:22:14,099 - He did. I saw him. I think the kid's dead. 581 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,802 Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 582 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,153 What the hell is going on here? 583 00:22:26,936 --> 00:22:28,107 Hey! 584 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,778 - Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up? - Hey. 585 00:22:30,803 --> 00:22:32,810 We almost got T-boned by an Asian. 586 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,927 It was totally my fault. She did everything by the book. 587 00:22:35,952 --> 00:22:37,560 Very surprising. 588 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,810 Also, Dee banged a kid. 589 00:22:40,835 --> 00:22:43,231 No, no, I was trying to cuck a bitch... 590 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,778 It doesn't matter. It's okay. 591 00:22:46,803 --> 00:22:49,849 You're in the Range Rover now. All is well. 592 00:22:49,874 --> 00:22:57,774 Credits