1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,817 - Previously on "Wrecked"... - What is that? 2 00:00:00,842 --> 00:00:02,098 It's a priest character from the game. 3 00:00:02,123 --> 00:00:04,043 I risked my life to steal this. 4 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:05,333 - What?! - Come on! 5 00:00:05,358 --> 00:00:07,025 Hey, can you bark like a dog, Half Pint? 6 00:00:09,006 --> 00:00:10,671 Meat is murder. 7 00:00:10,696 --> 00:00:12,233 Oh, s-so you're a hypocrite. 8 00:00:12,258 --> 00:00:14,751 I'm not a hypocrite. I value all life. 9 00:00:14,776 --> 00:00:17,294 Does anyone know any of our last names? 10 00:00:17,319 --> 00:00:19,557 See? We're no one to each other. 11 00:00:20,805 --> 00:00:22,018 She did it. 12 00:00:22,044 --> 00:00:23,613 Tell Declan you found us all 13 00:00:23,638 --> 00:00:25,358 barricaded at the power station! 14 00:00:25,383 --> 00:00:27,874 Once they get out of the mansion, we can slip right in. 15 00:00:27,899 --> 00:00:29,037 Oh! 16 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:30,165 I want them dead. 17 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:31,726 Declan, what if they get to the radio? 18 00:00:31,751 --> 00:00:33,732 That won't be a problem. 19 00:00:40,161 --> 00:00:42,663 I must say... 20 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:45,319 you've put on one hell of a show, 21 00:00:45,447 --> 00:00:48,384 but we now have you surrounded, 22 00:00:48,409 --> 00:00:50,880 and you have nowhere left to run. 23 00:00:51,153 --> 00:00:53,351 So I'll make this easy for you. 24 00:00:54,051 --> 00:00:55,788 If you come out now, 25 00:00:56,117 --> 00:00:59,526 I will honor the terms of our original agreement 26 00:00:59,551 --> 00:01:01,994 and spare one of your lives. 27 00:01:02,164 --> 00:01:05,989 But if you decide to stay inside my home, 28 00:01:06,014 --> 00:01:08,248 hiding like cowards, 29 00:01:08,562 --> 00:01:10,276 I will kill you all. 30 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:14,711 As befitting a gentleman, 31 00:01:14,736 --> 00:01:16,231 I'll give you 30 seconds to decide. 32 00:01:16,256 --> 00:01:17,941 Hey, Dec. Dec. 33 00:01:17,966 --> 00:01:20,009 Your choice is... What? What? What? What?! 34 00:01:20,034 --> 00:01:22,469 What are you muttering about?! I got... I gotta go. 35 00:01:22,527 --> 00:01:24,093 You're pulling my leg. 36 00:01:24,149 --> 00:01:26,149 - Can't that wait? - No, it can't! 37 00:01:26,225 --> 00:01:28,945 Nature calls. I gotta answer this sombitch. 38 00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:30,543 Honestly, I'd love a little breather. 39 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,243 My, uh, jumper's knee is kinda acting up. I gotta... 40 00:01:33,268 --> 00:01:35,897 Hell, if we're taking a break, I could slam a protein bar. 41 00:01:35,922 --> 00:01:37,629 Jesus Christ. 42 00:01:37,654 --> 00:01:39,027 Fi... How long do you need? 43 00:01:39,052 --> 00:01:40,918 Ideally, 15. 44 00:01:40,943 --> 00:01:43,510 But I mean, I could, like, muscle it out in 10 if... 45 00:01:43,535 --> 00:01:45,938 Stop. Stop. Stop talking. 46 00:01:46,412 --> 00:01:48,068 10 minutes! You've got 10 minutes, 47 00:01:48,093 --> 00:01:50,564 then we come in and kill you all, all right?! 48 00:01:50,745 --> 00:01:52,636 All right?! 49 00:01:53,218 --> 00:01:54,517 Christ on the cross. 50 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:56,247 I'm trying to create a sense of menace, 51 00:01:56,272 --> 00:01:58,185 a sense of... of dread... 52 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,951 and you tits are ruining it! 53 00:02:04,274 --> 00:02:05,767 - Declan, you want some of this, man? - Shut... 54 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:10,060 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 55 00:02:17,029 --> 00:02:20,230 Well, if we surrender, maybe one of us could live? 56 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,034 The rich... they'll hunt whoever wins. 57 00:02:23,471 --> 00:02:26,695 Declan told me. They're gonna kill us all. 58 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:30,500 Well, then, that's that. 59 00:02:35,382 --> 00:02:36,648 No. 60 00:02:37,102 --> 00:02:39,941 No, we are not gonna die here today. 61 00:02:40,457 --> 00:02:43,392 We are gonna get out of this together. 62 00:02:43,752 --> 00:02:45,385 Because Danny was right. 63 00:02:46,222 --> 00:02:47,679 We're a family. 64 00:02:47,837 --> 00:02:50,377 - No, we're not. - You said it yourself. 65 00:02:50,419 --> 00:02:52,989 We don't even know each other's last names. 66 00:02:59,602 --> 00:03:01,564 You want to know what my last name is? 67 00:03:03,969 --> 00:03:06,072 It's the same as all of yours. 68 00:03:06,738 --> 00:03:08,751 It's "Island." 69 00:03:09,901 --> 00:03:12,521 My name is Owen Island. 70 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,621 - What? - What are you talking about? 71 00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:18,849 - Your last name is "Island"? - We... 72 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:21,160 That's dumb. I mean, is it Dutch? 73 00:03:21,185 --> 00:03:23,430 It's not actually my last name. 74 00:03:23,455 --> 00:03:25,559 Obviously, I'm not Owen Isl... I'm saying... 75 00:03:25,613 --> 00:03:27,727 I'm thinking of a name that would unify us 76 00:03:27,752 --> 00:03:29,523 because we all crashed on an island. 77 00:03:29,663 --> 00:03:31,095 Um... 78 00:03:31,247 --> 00:03:32,930 Look... 79 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,603 when we crashed, we were just a bunch of strangers 80 00:03:36,628 --> 00:03:38,560 stuck together. 81 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:41,801 But we have been through so much, 82 00:03:42,175 --> 00:03:44,802 that now we really are like a family. 83 00:03:45,611 --> 00:03:48,587 So, it doesn't matter what our last names were. 84 00:03:48,612 --> 00:03:51,318 What... What... What matters is that now... 85 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:54,253 we may as well share a name. 86 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:57,331 My last name's Island, too. 87 00:03:58,073 --> 00:03:59,822 I'm Danny Island. 88 00:04:02,249 --> 00:04:04,217 Then I'm Florence Island. 89 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,798 And I'm Jess Island. 90 00:04:10,657 --> 00:04:12,406 Yeah, I'm... 91 00:04:12,922 --> 00:04:14,588 Todd Island. 92 00:04:14,789 --> 00:04:18,044 But sometimes we bang, so... are you, like, my sister? 93 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:19,446 I don't really know how this works. 94 00:04:19,471 --> 00:04:21,346 I'm Karen Cushman-Island. 95 00:04:21,371 --> 00:04:22,889 Didn't change my name for Anthony, 96 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,134 and I'm sure as shit not gonna change it for you, 97 00:04:25,159 --> 00:04:26,893 but I'm happy to hyphenate. 98 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:28,596 All right, y'all ain't gonna believe this, 99 00:04:28,621 --> 00:04:31,578 but my actual last name is Island. 100 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,934 I'm Bruce Island. Hand to Jesus. 101 00:04:35,294 --> 00:04:37,065 I'm Stewart Island! 102 00:04:37,748 --> 00:04:40,644 Yep, I'm changing both my names. I've always hated "Steve." 103 00:04:40,669 --> 00:04:43,537 - Uh, Steve, that's not really the... - Stewart. 104 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:45,819 It's Stewart. 105 00:04:45,844 --> 00:04:47,224 Oh, my God! 106 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,217 And I'm Pack Island! 107 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:54,164 Have you just been hiding there this whole time? 108 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:55,439 Yeah, I have. 109 00:04:55,464 --> 00:04:56,925 And even though it was kinda muffled, 110 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,656 I agree with everything. 111 00:04:58,769 --> 00:05:01,356 And I'm done hiding. I'm ready to fight! 112 00:05:01,381 --> 00:05:03,748 So let's stick it to those rich assholes, huh?! 113 00:05:03,773 --> 00:05:05,491 - Yeah! - Yeah! 114 00:05:05,516 --> 00:05:07,218 - Yeah! Let's do it! - I love family! 115 00:05:07,243 --> 00:05:09,906 So... what's the plan? 116 00:05:13,472 --> 00:05:16,731 Danny... got any crazy ideas? 117 00:05:20,443 --> 00:05:22,299 Listen up, people! 118 00:05:22,324 --> 00:05:24,044 We've got T-minus eight minutes 119 00:05:24,069 --> 00:05:26,665 to booby-trap the shit out of this house. 120 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:29,865 We're talking homemade explosives... 121 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:33,017 deadly kitchenware... 122 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:36,139 marbles all over the floor. 123 00:05:36,468 --> 00:05:40,520 They should be sliding they asses all over this place. 124 00:05:40,545 --> 00:05:42,717 Oh, and, guys? 125 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:44,548 Really think about your last quip 126 00:05:44,573 --> 00:05:46,482 before you go in for the kill. 127 00:05:46,507 --> 00:05:48,176 It should be short and punchy, 128 00:05:48,201 --> 00:05:50,066 but also emotional. 129 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:53,219 Like, for example, I may say, 130 00:05:53,244 --> 00:05:55,561 "Well, isn't this rich?" 131 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:57,013 Then bam! 132 00:05:57,038 --> 00:05:58,674 You see, that played on 133 00:05:58,699 --> 00:06:00,397 both their financial circumstances 134 00:06:00,422 --> 00:06:02,609 and my own personal history. 135 00:06:03,104 --> 00:06:04,670 Actually... 136 00:06:04,815 --> 00:06:06,748 that one's really good. 137 00:06:06,837 --> 00:06:08,604 Shit. I may use that. 138 00:06:10,372 --> 00:06:12,113 Oh, wow. You're done finally. 139 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,057 Good. Have you, um... eaten your snack? 140 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:14,769 Yeah. 141 00:06:14,794 --> 00:06:16,238 - Taken your shit? - Oh, yeah. 142 00:06:16,263 --> 00:06:17,938 Knee feeling good? 143 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,162 Yeah. 144 00:06:19,187 --> 00:06:21,156 Great. Well... 145 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,989 let's hunt. 146 00:06:24,105 --> 00:06:25,681 All right. 147 00:06:25,866 --> 00:06:27,781 Time's up. 148 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:30,643 Prepare to die. 149 00:07:08,359 --> 00:07:10,715 The vents? 150 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:12,137 Too easy. 151 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:13,766 Aah! 152 00:07:16,031 --> 00:07:19,049 - What the hell is this?! - It's a red flag, mother... 153 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,039 The hell? 154 00:07:50,232 --> 00:07:51,861 Half Pint! 155 00:07:51,886 --> 00:07:53,317 Oh, shit. 156 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:56,999 Looks like you got a little pair of nuts on you after all. 157 00:07:57,024 --> 00:07:58,786 Aah! 158 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,078 Well, where you going, little doggy? 159 00:08:01,103 --> 00:08:02,703 I got a treat for you. 160 00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:31,490 Aah! Son of a... 161 00:08:35,218 --> 00:08:36,784 You sure this is gonna work? 162 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:39,250 Of course this is gonna work. Why wouldn't it work? 163 00:08:39,275 --> 00:08:42,135 Because it's just strings and marbles? 164 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,708 Strings and marbles? 165 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:48,434 You think this is just strings and marbles? 166 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:54,107 Let me try and explain this to you. 167 00:08:54,132 --> 00:08:56,369 Once he enters, he's gonna slip on the marbles, 168 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:58,336 stumble forward, and trip the wire. 169 00:08:58,361 --> 00:09:01,106 That'll dump the syrup, which will catch the fan, 170 00:09:01,131 --> 00:09:02,666 blasting him with feathers. 171 00:09:02,691 --> 00:09:04,725 Momentarily blinded...... 172 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,365 He'll reach for the hot doorknob. 173 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,992 Then he'll fall through the window. 174 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,335 Plummeting! 175 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,007 Straight to his death. 176 00:09:17,096 --> 00:09:18,909 Yeah, I just don't see any of this actually working. 177 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,639 Wait. Shut the up. 178 00:09:20,664 --> 00:09:22,476 Somebody's coming. 179 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,613 This could be it. 180 00:09:28,354 --> 00:09:30,183 Hey! Get over here! 181 00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:32,670 Hey. 182 00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:34,297 It's the nerdy one. 183 00:09:34,322 --> 00:09:36,132 It would've been so much better if it was Peabody, 184 00:09:36,157 --> 00:09:37,521 'cause we have that, like, shared history... 185 00:09:37,546 --> 00:09:39,702 Danny! 186 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,711 Shh! Shh, shh. 187 00:09:45,812 --> 00:09:48,471 Oh, I see. 188 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:51,342 A little game of cat and... Aah! 189 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,714 Huh. 190 00:09:58,739 --> 00:10:01,510 You think he would've hit the feathers by now. 191 00:10:10,122 --> 00:10:12,442 Oh. 192 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:18,023 I did not expect this. 193 00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:26,522 Hey, there, friend. Care for a drink? 194 00:10:27,047 --> 00:10:28,883 How about our house specialty? 195 00:10:28,908 --> 00:10:31,819 We call it a Molo-Todd cocktail. 196 00:10:43,045 --> 00:10:44,931 Hell, yeah! 197 00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:47,601 Are you freakin' kidding me? Tell me someone saw that. 198 00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,489 Did anyone see that? 199 00:10:49,571 --> 00:10:52,072 Oh, my God! 200 00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:55,706 Freaking creep! 201 00:10:56,127 --> 00:10:58,926 - Ow! That's me! - Shit! Sorry. 202 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,322 Aah! 203 00:11:09,953 --> 00:11:11,434 Freeze! 204 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:12,846 Drop the knife 205 00:11:12,871 --> 00:11:15,082 or I'll shoot you. I swear to God. 206 00:11:17,506 --> 00:11:19,569 You're the vegan, right? 207 00:11:19,594 --> 00:11:20,796 What? 208 00:11:20,821 --> 00:11:22,432 What was it you said again? 209 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,994 That you respect all life? 210 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:28,055 You're not gonna kill me. 211 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:34,945 Yeah, well... 212 00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:37,423 I'm a hypocrite, bitch. 213 00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:45,479 Ew! 214 00:11:45,544 --> 00:11:47,310 Eugh! 215 00:11:47,335 --> 00:11:49,889 It's in my mouth! 216 00:11:49,914 --> 00:11:52,125 Look at his freakin' head. 217 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,344 Oh, sick! 218 00:11:54,369 --> 00:11:56,304 Oh, it's so gross! 219 00:11:57,764 --> 00:11:59,684 Half Pint! 220 00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:06,541 Well, this is more like it. 221 00:12:06,566 --> 00:12:10,137 Half Pint hiding like a little bitch. 222 00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:12,888 I know you're in here. 223 00:12:14,295 --> 00:12:17,284 Half Pint. 224 00:12:18,224 --> 00:12:20,524 Come on out, little doggy. 225 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,779 Now, where could he be? 226 00:12:25,906 --> 00:12:27,299 Aaaaaah! 227 00:12:28,994 --> 00:12:30,939 Take it! Take it! 228 00:12:34,155 --> 00:12:36,223 Are you throwing a trout at me?! 229 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,988 Well... 230 00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:55,848 looky here. 231 00:12:56,072 --> 00:12:59,867 Half Pint is about to become No Pint. 232 00:13:02,995 --> 00:13:05,129 You know what? 233 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:07,589 Do that little funny dog bark 234 00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,679 for me one more time, Half Pint. 235 00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:11,882 Hey. 236 00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:14,624 I said bark funny like a dog. 237 00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:22,017 No. I'm not a dog. 238 00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:24,633 I'm a medium-sized man. 239 00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:26,765 Suit yourself. 240 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,620 Hey. 241 00:13:29,019 --> 00:13:30,579 Woof woof. 242 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:36,379 That big, old bitch. 243 00:13:39,898 --> 00:13:41,970 Oh, my God. 244 00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:44,398 Hell, yeah, Karen! 245 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:47,155 And that line... "Woof woof"? 246 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,713 I mean, come on! 247 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:50,350 That really came full circle. 248 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:53,163 I said it because that's the sound a doggy makes. 249 00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:55,948 Yeah. 250 00:14:11,691 --> 00:14:13,204 Shit! 251 00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:15,910 Oh, yeah. 252 00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:33,108 Well, well, well. 253 00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:36,516 Look at these tables turning. 254 00:14:51,696 --> 00:14:54,330 Shh, shh, shh. 255 00:14:54,355 --> 00:14:55,962 Someone's inside. 256 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:57,885 Good thing we've got... 257 00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:59,684 my stick. 258 00:15:01,524 --> 00:15:03,475 Yeah. No, totally. 259 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,234 It's just... I have a gun now. 260 00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:08,283 So maybe we just use that. 261 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,463 Yeah, that makes sense. 262 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,154 - Let's do that. - Totally. 263 00:15:11,179 --> 00:15:12,233 Ready? 264 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,514 Aaaaaaaaaaah! 265 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,603 What the 266 00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:41,963 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 267 00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:43,332 I should've looked before I started shooting. 268 00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:46,195 I realize that now. This thing is crazy! 269 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:47,386 Babe! 270 00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:51,503 Ew. God. You're covered in blood. 271 00:15:51,528 --> 00:15:53,361 Well, yeah. Florence killed a guy. 272 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,886 Oh, nice. 273 00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:58,013 I lit a dude on fire. It was so dope. 274 00:15:58,038 --> 00:15:59,204 But it was also pretty gnarly. 275 00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:01,342 I'm actually feeling pretty weird about it. 276 00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:03,382 Where are the others? 277 00:16:03,407 --> 00:16:04,845 We're here. 278 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:07,181 Oh, hey! What up? 279 00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:08,984 Did you guys kill your guys, too? 280 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,607 Big-time. Karen crossbowed 281 00:16:10,632 --> 00:16:13,419 that John Wayne-looking dipshit right in the chest! 282 00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:16,106 We used marbles. 283 00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:19,639 - Wait. Where's Steve? - Right here. 284 00:16:19,664 --> 00:16:21,351 Nobody move 285 00:16:21,425 --> 00:16:24,883 or I will paint this room with his brains. 286 00:16:25,054 --> 00:16:27,849 I'm sorry! He got the jump on me. 287 00:16:27,874 --> 00:16:30,250 I was in the study, and I took a gun off the wall, 288 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,051 but it turned out to be more of a decorative number. 289 00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:34,043 - Quiet, please. - It wouldn't shoot. 290 00:16:34,177 --> 00:16:36,678 - T-The barrel wasn't even hollow. - Quiet! 291 00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:39,796 - The trigger was glued. - Quiet. Don't... Stop. 292 00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:42,201 Here's what's going to happen. 293 00:16:42,226 --> 00:16:44,976 I'm going to my helicopter, and I'm going to fly away. 294 00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:47,444 And if one of you so much as farts in my direction, 295 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:51,453 I will kill Steve, and you don't want that, do you? 296 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,305 Because you're all family! 297 00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:57,924 Isn't that your whole goddamn thing?! 298 00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,034 Let's go. 299 00:17:01,059 --> 00:17:04,022 Jesus Christ, your hands smell like piss. 300 00:17:07,942 --> 00:17:10,509 Hey, Declan. Wait. 301 00:17:11,045 --> 00:17:12,275 We can figure this out. 302 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,926 No, we cannot. 303 00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:17,012 Because despite your best efforts, you lost. 304 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,421 It's like I told Steve. 305 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:20,110 If you want to kill the king, 306 00:17:20,135 --> 00:17:23,398 you have to keep your eyes on the prize. 307 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,496 - Eyes on the prize. - So long, everyone. 308 00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:28,890 You know, I wish I could say it's been a pleasure, but... 309 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,770 But honestly it hasn't. 310 00:17:30,795 --> 00:17:33,048 I really despise every one of you. 311 00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:36,558 Chestmate. 312 00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:41,294 Did you just mean to say "checkmate"? 313 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:43,521 Oh, Christ. You are the most stupid person... 314 00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:45,131 This is for Luther! 315 00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:46,859 Aah! 316 00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,074 Aaaaaah! 317 00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:49,630 Ow! My eye! 318 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,273 Oh! 319 00:18:00,509 --> 00:18:02,475 I told you that little priest would be the key 320 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,967 to us getting out of here. 321 00:18:07,176 --> 00:18:09,647 - Whoo! - Hell, yeah! 322 00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:15,908 How the hell do we get home? 323 00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:17,258 This is a dumb question, 324 00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:19,660 but does anyone know how to fly a helicopter? 325 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,934 Someone say "helicopter"? 326 00:18:22,941 --> 00:18:26,543 Bruce! 327 00:18:26,568 --> 00:18:28,536 You know how to fly a helicopter? 328 00:18:28,561 --> 00:18:31,929 Unless some other Bruce Island did three tours in Desert Storm. 329 00:18:31,954 --> 00:18:33,598 Let's get the hell out of here before I bleed out. 330 00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:36,451 Hell, yeah! 331 00:19:05,408 --> 00:19:07,783 What's that sound? 332 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,656 It's the chopper. 333 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,146 Go! 334 00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:21,181 Aloha, babies. 335 00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:23,071 Chet, what are you doing?! 336 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,669 If I let you go back, ol' Chester's toast. 337 00:19:25,694 --> 00:19:28,968 You'll throw me in the clink just 'cause I murdered some dudes. 338 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,193 You still don't get it. 339 00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:33,652 Chet is a survivor, 340 00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:35,060 and I plan to... 341 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,208 What?! 342 00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:38,634 What is he saying?! 343 00:19:38,659 --> 00:19:40,287 I have no idea! 344 00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:50,093 He can't actually fly that thing, can he?! 345 00:19:50,118 --> 00:19:52,781 Without any training, it's damn near impossible! 346 00:19:57,955 --> 00:20:00,077 Oh, God bless. He's gonna crash! 347 00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:01,102 Oh! 348 00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:22,655 Helen Mirren. 349 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,759 Alive. 350 00:20:25,411 --> 00:20:27,611 James Earl Jones. Ooh. 351 00:20:27,636 --> 00:20:29,829 I'm gonna say dead. 352 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,950 I mean, can you even picture a young James Earl Jones? 353 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:36,144 Holy shit. No, I can't. 354 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,531 Tom Cruise. 355 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:42,356 Why would Tom Cruise be dead? 356 00:20:42,381 --> 00:20:44,663 He does a lot of his own stunts. 357 00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:51,926 Michael Jackson. 358 00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,447 Michael Jackson died like 10 years ago. What? 359 00:20:55,704 --> 00:20:57,170 What? 360 00:20:57,195 --> 00:20:58,628 Michael Jackson is dead? 361 00:20:58,653 --> 00:21:00,051 How do you not know about this? 362 00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:02,609 Michael Jackson the musician. 363 00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:03,733 Yeah. 364 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,546 Oh, my God. 365 00:21:05,571 --> 00:21:07,659 That's so sad. 366 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,175 Hold on a second. 367 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,896 Mayday, mayday. It's a distress call. 368 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,559 Anybody out there? Over. 369 00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,137 It was a huge deal. 370 00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:17,838 Well, at least the King of Pop is moonwalking in Heaven. 371 00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:20,685 You know that people thought he was a pedophile, right? 372 00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:22,186 What?! 373 00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:23,056 It is shocking to me 374 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:24,900 that you don't know about any of this. 375 00:21:24,925 --> 00:21:28,561 Mayday, mayday. This is a distress call. Over. 376 00:21:30,341 --> 00:21:32,975 Nobody out there? Thank you for nothing. Talk to you never. 377 00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:35,615 Why aren't more people talking about this? 378 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,440 People were talking about this 10 years ago! 379 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,454 Hello? 380 00:21:40,479 --> 00:21:42,094 Hello? 381 00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:44,889 Are you there? 382 00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:58,082 We're here. 383 00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:06,596 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -