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Ahh.

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Hello. You've reached
the Davis residence.

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We've moved to Los Angeles.

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If you want to
buy our house,

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please call my mom,
Muriel,

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care of the Alamo Motel.

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Or just leave a message.

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Hey, house.

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I just thought I'd
call and say hi.

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Mourning doves,

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I know you're eavesdropping,
so I'll say hi to you, too.

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Remember, don't eat Horace.

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I know he's just a slug,

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but he's a pretty good guy.

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Sailor rubber ducky,

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sorry you
fell out of the box.

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I'll come back
to get you soon.

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I like it here.

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But the truth is,
when I first got to the Alamo,

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I wasn't so sure.

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Neither was mom.

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When she took the job
at the motel,

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I don't think she knew
how hard it would be.

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And I guess I didn't know
how strange it would be.

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There is this girl,
Calamine Jones,

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she wears a sailor suit.

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And she hated me,
but I didn't know why.

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Then there's this
business man kind of guy.

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His name is Mr. Cavendish.

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He likes playing
this weird game.

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It's just weird.

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I often dream of otters.

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I'm sorry.
I really don't have time

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for the game right now,
Mr. Cavendish

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I often dream of otters.

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I often dream of otters.

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I often dream of otters!

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I often dream of otters!

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I often dream of otters!

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I often dream of otters!

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I often dream of otters!

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You win again,
Mr. Cavendish.

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And then there's
this kid Lance,

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who, I gotta say,
was a bit of a creepster.

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Oh. Hey, Lance.
You're up early.

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Yes. Mother and I are going
to donate to the saliva bank.

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Is that like
a blood bank?

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Yeah,
but for saliva.

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Good morning.

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Come on, Lance,
we want to beat the lines.

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They pay $10 a quart.

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Lancelot Arthur Kincaid.

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I wasn't sure
how I fit in here,

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or even if I wanted to.

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Then the other day,
I heard this song.

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Welcome to the Alamo,
L.A.'s best kept secret.

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We have an ostrich?

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I'm gonna have to
put you on hold

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for just one tiny second.

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Someone left him
in the middle of the night.

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People see a movie about
some super cool animal,

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and they decide
they gotta get one.

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Then they say, "Hey,
it's not super cool at all.

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"It's a nasty, freaky,
fuzzy land bird."

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And then they say,
"Hey, let's just

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"drop this thing off
at the Alamo,

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"and that crazy stray animal lady
will take care of it."

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Not this time.

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This monster's going to
an animal shelter

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where it belongs.

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Just don't name it,
Mom.

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Whenever you name them,
you never get rid of them.

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Right, Frank?

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Don't worry.

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So, what's up
with you today?

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Well, I just saw this girl
drive by on a birthday float.

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She was wearing this crown,

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and she was sitting on
a purple throne.

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And then she saw me.

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And waved.
It was like...

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And then I was like...

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And... and then
she threw taffy at me.

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Okay.

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Yeah, so I was wondering
if I could, you know,

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head off to go
look around for her.

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Nice try.

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But you're always saying how
I need to make new friends here.

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Well, what's wrong
with Lance?

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He's selling his own spit.

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That Calamine Jones
seems sort of interesting.

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She doesn't talk.

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I'm pretty sure
she hates my guts.

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Well, I can't just let you
wander off into the city.

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And I'm too busy to
drive you myself.

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Nice ostrich.

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Maybe Candy
can drive me.

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- Who?
- I met this girl.

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He waved at a girl.

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She waved at me first.

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Let me see her wave.

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Your wave.

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Yeah. Yeah, I can
drive him, Miss Davis.

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It's fine.
I gotta go out, anyways.

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This looks very important.

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Please, Mom?

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I gotta find her.

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All right,
on two conditions.

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I get to check in with you
any time I want.

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Done. What's
the second thing?

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"Attention,
Los Angeles.

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"This is a special
announcement.

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"If you recently saw
the hit movie 'The Awesome Ostrich,'

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"please, do not go out
and buy an ostrich.

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"They're not super cool,
they're not house pets..."

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This is an ostrich,
people.

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They do not mess around.

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I'm gonna tell you
a little story.

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I once saw an ostrich
take on a grizzly bear

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in a cage match throw down.

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And guess who won.

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Anybody?

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Not the bear!

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Not... the bear.

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You're welcome,
city of Los Angeles.

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Please, please, please,
please drive safely,

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and have yourself a snazzy,
ostrich free day.

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I didn't really
know Candy,

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and I didn't know why
she wanted to help me.

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All I knew was
we were on our way.

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Nope. Ahh, uh...
Too happy.

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Too sad.

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God, total garbage.

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Don't worry,
we'll find it.

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We're looking for
la canción suprema.

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The supreme song.

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I don't think we had
one of those in Idaho.

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Idaho.

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How'd you wind up here?

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Well,
when my grandfather died,

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he left the Alamo to us.

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My mom thought
coming out here

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would give us both
a chance to start over.

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Well, you cannot start over
without

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la canción sup-rrrr-ema.

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It's a state law.

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Hey.
You like oranges?

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Hector, my man.

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Hi.

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So, have you seen a girl
drive by on a float?

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He's from Idaho,
so...

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So, why does your mom take in
all these weird animals?

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She sees a stray animal,
she just has to take it in.

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It's a little weird.

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But the good thing is,
she took me in.

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Kind of like
with that ostrich.

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Somebody had something
that they didn't want,

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so they left it
at our house.

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My mom opened up this box,
and there was a baby inside.

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Me.

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What? No.

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She named me Mayo,
which is short for mayonnaise,

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'cause the box she found me in
was a mayonnaise box.

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Mm-hm.
You're a liar.

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I never lie.

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It's mom.
You want to ask her

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You were found in a box?

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No. Come on, seriously.
Last chance.

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Okay.

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Hey, Mom.

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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No, no birthday girl yet.

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How's it goin'
with the ostrich?

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I think it wants to eat me.

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Keep away from me,
you monster.

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Whatever you do,

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don't name it.

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I'm not gonna name it.

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Come on, birthday girl.
Where are you?

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These songs stink.

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How do you know
when you've found it,

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la canción suprema?

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It's weird,

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but your stomach
starts to hurt.

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Then...
you get goosebumps.

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Then a feeling of hope,

186
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despite life's funny way
of crushing your soul.

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That's her!

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Turn around,
turn around!

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Okay. We'll catch 'em
on Alameda.

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Okay, come on.

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Why doesn't she
like me?

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She's just being
Calamine Jones.

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That's her!
Over here.

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I'll tell ya, house.
Could have been perfect.

195
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Then I got ambushed
by a rubber ducky.

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Whoa.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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Where is she?

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She's over...

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No, she...

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Dude, you had her.

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I know.

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I've just never seen a rubber ducky
like that before, okay?

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It's just so snazzy.

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00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,086
What, so you're into
rubber duckies or something?

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00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,839
No.
Definitely not.

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I mean, maybe
when I was a kid, but...

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I have a huge collection
of rubber duckies

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that I keep in
a display case.

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00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,686
I like to
give them names and...

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00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,272
sometimes I take baths
with them.

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I know. Okay?

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Let's just go home.

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00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,738
No. No, no, no.
Come on.

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She's out there
somewhere.

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Nobody said making friends
was easy.

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How would you know?

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I mean, you're just so
not me.

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When I was a kid,

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I moved four times
in five years.

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I think I know what
lonely is like.

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Sometimes I call my old house
and talk to it.

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For three years...
my best friend was

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a stuffed turtle
named Brainino.

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That's pretty weird.

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00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:04,201
Oh, yeah? Well, at least
I don't take baths with rubber duckies.

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00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,161
Weirdo.

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00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,249
Pull over.

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00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,668
There!

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The birthday girl.

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I'm a little scared.

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That's okay.

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Sometimes, when my brain
is telling me to flee,

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I do this thing

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where I trick it
by fleeing,

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but fleeing in the direction of the thin
that I'm scared of.

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- Got it?
- No.

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Flee!

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00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,157
Flee!

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- Flee!
- Okay, oh... Good luck!

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Don't talk about rubber duckies!

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Or taking baths with them.

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Hey, how's it goin'?

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Well done, very nice.

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Strong effort.

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Oh, hi. I'm Mayo.
Mayo Davis.

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00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,343
How's it goin'?
I like your dresses.

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00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,304
Do you know this guy?

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00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,892
Um, I'm the guy that
you waved at on the float this morning.

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Near the Alamo Motel.

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I'm really sorry.

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00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,814
I waved at a lot of people
this morning.

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But y-you looked
right at me.

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00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,443
I looked back.
There was waving.

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00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,778
Maybe this will help.

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Sorry.

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00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,159
This doesn't look good.

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00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,288
I could go over there
and help him out.

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00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,956
I have that option.

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00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:36,459
But part of growing up
is figuring things out on your own.

262
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,380
You'll learn that.

263
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,965
I'm a banana.

264
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,137
So, what'd you wish for?

265
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,888
If I tell you,
it won't come true.

266
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,016
She wished that
you would leave.

267
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,100
Oops.

268
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,394
Now it won't come true.

269
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,396
No, it probably will.

270
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,107
I say it definitely will.

271
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,900
So I'm gonna get goin'.

272
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,908
Nope? All right.

273
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,035
Sorry, anyway.

274
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,246
No way.

275
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,250
You got this at
the piñata store, right?

276
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,504
It's so snazzy, right?

277
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,174
Does that mean you're
a fan of rubber duckies?

278
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:28,678
She's more a fan of
smashing rubber duckies.

279
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,265
What are you doing?

280
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,809
It's a piñata.

281
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,854
You beat it with a stick
until the candy comes out.

282
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,316
I... I know
how it works.

283
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,277
Then give it a try.

284
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,946
It's okay.
I'll go.

285
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,491
He's good.

286
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,910
Hit the duck
with the stick.

287
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,039
You know,
I was just thinking.

288
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,624
It's kind of weird,
isn't it,

289
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,627
celebrating someone's birth
by obliterating a duck?

290
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,296
Sorry, I'll shut up now.

291
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:09,427
I just want you to know that
I'm totally pro piñata,

292
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,680
and pro birthday
all the way.

293
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,683
It's just, well,
I like rubber duckies.

294
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,309
Just a little.

295
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:20,730
Well, a lot and sometimes
I take baths with them.

296
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,151
Yeah, so here's my proposal.

297
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,697
What if we could find a way
to bring together

298
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,241
piñatas, birthdays,
and rubber duckies

299
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:35,036
all together in a way that
felt a little more magical?

300
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,460
Hit the duck
with the stick.

301
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,381
Ready?

302
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,551
One... two...

303
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,305
Flee!
I'm... I'm so sorry.

304
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,850
Come back!

305
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:57,851
Come on!

306
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,566
It's gonna be okay.

307
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,484
He's a banana.

308
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:08,820
We all are.

309
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,507
Oh... Hi.
Hey, uh, Lance, Miss Kincaid.

310
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,092
Um, how's it goin'?

311
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:35,346
So I decided to make
a donation, too. Um...

312
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,183
It...
It's in my mouth.

313
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,395
Give us the duck!

314
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,314
They'll never
take us alive!

315
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,487
Mr. Cavendish.
Help!

316
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,863
Mr. Cavendish help!

317
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,865
No, no, no,
this isn't a game.

318
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:54,866
This isn't a game!

319
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:00,955
Hey, Mom,
everything's great.

320
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:01,998
I gotta go.
Love you. Bye.

321
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,583
Did you find that girl?

322
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,794
I... I did, but there was
a little mix up,

323
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,003
and now she's
looking for me.

324
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,056
Hey, new friend.
I love you. Gotta go.

325
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,307
Don't name the ostrich.

326
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,517
I'm not gonna name it.

327
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,060
Candy, where are you?

328
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,357
Oh,
that's a yummy lunch.

329
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,108
Anybody see a kid

330
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,111
running with
a rubber ducky piñata,

331
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,781
he wears glasses,
comes from Idaho?

332
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,782
Anybody?

333
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,327
Where are you,
Mayonnaise?

334
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,832
I'm gonna need some back up.

335
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,583
I am gonna need...

336
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,962
some serious back up.

337
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,382
I am losing it, Brainino,
I am losing it.

338
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,178
My stomach hurts.

339
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,932
Goosebumps.

340
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:07,355
A feeling of hope despite life's funny w
of crushing your soul.

341
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,815
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,

342
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,484
we can't lose it.
Not now.

343
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,445
Come on, song, I need you!

344
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,995
Oh, my canción suprema!

345
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,163
Oh, okay.

346
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,374
Ooh, bumps.
We're good. We're good.

347
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,458
Sorry. Okay.

348
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,024
Just give us the duck.

349
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:56,529
It's my birthday.
I'll take care of this.

350
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,906
The duck, please.

351
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,790
You don't have to smash it
just because they want you to.

352
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,084
I know.
Come on!

353
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,214
- Come on!
- They're getting away !

354
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,074
My stomach hurts.

355
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,660
My stomach hurts.

356
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,248
Goosebumps.

357
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:57,256
A feeling of hope despite life's funny w
of crushing your soul.

358
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,605
La canción suprema!

359
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,566
La canción suprema!

360
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,575
Hey. It's okay.

361
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,055
Well, hello.

362
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,600
Mom, this is
the birthday girl.

363
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,478
- Hi.
- Oh, well, welcome to the Alamo.

364
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,188
What happened
with the ostrich?

365
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,689
I didn't name him,

366
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,233
so I thought, this time,
I'm really gonna do it.

367
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,320
but then I put him in
this little outfit.

368
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,613
I mean,
look at him.

369
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:44,739
So dashing.

370
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,035
So that's pretty much
the whole story, house.

371
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,788
The birthday girl
wanted to tell me her name,

372
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,874
but I asked her if I could keep calling 
the birthday girl,

373
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,250
and she said okay.

374
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,003
Souvlaki, gamora,
angina, huzzah.

375
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,588
Those are the words
she invented

376
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,590
that you say right before
you let it go.

377
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,008
Get ready!

378
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,360
Hey, happy birthday.

379
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,320
Hey. Thanks.

380
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:38,126
So, house, if you're wondering about
my new life here,

381
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,419
I'd have to say
it's pretty snazzy.

382
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,964
Sure, I almost got clobbered
trying to save this duck,

383
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,091
but I learned that when
your brain is saying,

384
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:48,427
"Hey, buddy, are you sure you
want to do this?"

385
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:53,057
That's when you gotta say,
"Brain, it's time for me to make a stand

386
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,892
Bye for now, house.