1 00:00:02,679 --> 00:00:04,046 The fuck were you doing last week 2 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:05,951 that was more important than watching Shameless? 3 00:00:05,976 --> 00:00:08,062 Protesting homophobia and bigotry? 4 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:11,343 Damn right you were. 5 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:14,301 Now watch the show! 6 00:00:16,398 --> 00:00:18,315 They made a list of the rapiest bars 7 00:00:18,398 --> 00:00:20,565 on the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 8 00:00:20,648 --> 00:00:23,315 I can't go to public school. Hopkins made me soft. 9 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,398 I have manners now. I eat pâté. 10 00:00:25,481 --> 00:00:26,749 There's three weeks of school left, 11 00:00:26,773 --> 00:00:27,940 and you got to go somewhere. 12 00:00:28,024 --> 00:00:29,457 What if I help you get better grades? 13 00:00:29,481 --> 00:00:30,732 For free? 14 00:00:30,815 --> 00:00:32,607 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 15 00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:35,398 Okay, deal. 16 00:00:35,481 --> 00:00:37,398 Your political contributions are welcome 17 00:00:37,481 --> 00:00:38,982 and most appreciated. 18 00:00:39,065 --> 00:00:41,648 Mo White is our only hope. 19 00:00:41,732 --> 00:00:43,481 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 20 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,982 Of course it's about the money, Tommy. 21 00:00:46,065 --> 00:00:47,481 - You got a sister? - Half-sister. 22 00:00:47,565 --> 00:00:50,481 She's been in and out of rehab, like, 100 times. 23 00:00:50,565 --> 00:00:52,149 I look after her kid sometimes. 24 00:00:52,231 --> 00:00:54,565 The woman who owns box 669... 25 00:00:54,648 --> 00:00:56,231 Could you tell me about her? 26 00:00:56,315 --> 00:00:58,065 - I mean, what's she like? - She's a junkie. 27 00:00:58,149 --> 00:00:59,666 Her daughter's in here all the time looking for her. 28 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:01,273 There's a kid... 29 00:01:01,356 --> 00:01:03,982 I want you to recommend to West Point. 30 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:07,024 I already recommended someone. 31 00:01:07,107 --> 00:01:09,024 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 32 00:01:09,107 --> 00:01:10,732 What's his name? 33 00:01:10,815 --> 00:01:12,690 Carl Gallagher. 34 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,273 Aah! 35 00:01:14,356 --> 00:01:15,666 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 36 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:18,024 that shocks you when you get near a school? 37 00:01:18,107 --> 00:01:19,857 She told me she was 18. 38 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:20,732 - But... - But? 39 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:21,899 She wasn't. 40 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:43,231 No. 41 00:02:43,315 --> 00:02:44,940 I'm not feeling so good. 42 00:02:45,024 --> 00:02:46,773 Think I'm coming down with something. 43 00:02:46,857 --> 00:02:49,315 Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go. 44 00:02:49,398 --> 00:02:51,523 It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything. 45 00:02:51,607 --> 00:02:53,231 Can you just homeschool me? 46 00:02:53,315 --> 00:02:55,440 No coffee. Milk or juice. 47 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,648 All the famous people are homeschooled... 48 00:02:57,732 --> 00:02:59,815 Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln, 49 00:02:59,899 --> 00:03:01,356 Justin Bieber. 50 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,791 I don't see you painting the ceiling 51 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,455 of the Sistine Chapel anytime soon, Biebs. 52 00:03:04,481 --> 00:03:05,481 Go. 53 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,523 Hey, Carl, how much longer those dogs 54 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:12,648 gonna be dying down there? 55 00:03:12,732 --> 00:03:14,440 It's in God's hands now. 56 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:15,749 Well, tell God to hurry the fuck up, all right? 57 00:03:15,773 --> 00:03:16,982 The whole house stinks. 58 00:03:17,065 --> 00:03:18,523 I'm providing an essential service 59 00:03:18,607 --> 00:03:20,523 to below-the-poverty-line animal lovers 60 00:03:20,607 --> 00:03:22,523 while racking up on community service hours 61 00:03:22,607 --> 00:03:23,749 for my West Point application. 62 00:03:23,773 --> 00:03:24,899 - It's a win-win. - Hey. 63 00:03:24,982 --> 00:03:27,273 Military service is for losers. 64 00:03:27,356 --> 00:03:28,982 Spoken like a true patriot. 65 00:03:29,065 --> 00:03:31,125 And I'll be proud to protect your Constitutional right 66 00:03:31,149 --> 00:03:33,149 to be an asshole, Frank. 67 00:03:33,231 --> 00:03:35,041 - What's with the outfit? - Got to hit the stump with Mo. 68 00:03:35,065 --> 00:03:36,273 Tomorrow's election day. 69 00:03:36,356 --> 00:03:37,940 We're fighting 70 00:03:38,024 --> 00:03:39,773 for the under-represented Caucasian male. 71 00:03:39,857 --> 00:03:41,499 I think you're on the wrong side of history on this one. 72 00:03:41,523 --> 00:03:42,857 Oh, I know Mo probably 73 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:44,107 - isn't gonna win. - Probably? 74 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:46,927 But democracy's about fighting for what you believe is right. 75 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,067 And rounding up as much campaign contribution cash as possible. 76 00:03:50,092 --> 00:03:52,552 Mo isn't taking money from lobbyists 77 00:03:52,577 --> 00:03:53,827 and corporate elites. 78 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:57,841 Only small donations from the local citizenry. 79 00:03:57,896 --> 00:04:00,396 'Cause nobody with any sense would want to support a pedophile. 80 00:04:00,421 --> 00:04:02,419 Au contraire, fruit of my loins. 81 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:04,982 No less a luminary than the president 82 00:04:05,065 --> 00:04:06,899 of these United States 83 00:04:06,982 --> 00:04:09,940 supported a candidate of questionable sexual history 84 00:04:10,024 --> 00:04:12,481 in regard to the chasing of underage tail. 85 00:04:12,565 --> 00:04:15,149 Yeah, and the guy lost. 86 00:04:15,231 --> 00:04:16,607 How much you getting paid, Frank? 87 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,024 Here you go. 88 00:04:18,107 --> 00:04:19,565 I take a small stipend, 89 00:04:19,648 --> 00:04:21,732 as is the custom for campaign managers. 90 00:04:21,815 --> 00:04:23,273 Might not want to wear that shirt 91 00:04:23,356 --> 00:04:24,899 out of the house, Frank. 92 00:04:24,982 --> 00:04:26,065 Hey, you okay? 93 00:04:26,149 --> 00:04:27,315 Couldn't sleep. 94 00:04:27,398 --> 00:04:29,107 Got used to all the noise in jail. 95 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:30,899 It's too quiet here. 96 00:04:30,982 --> 00:04:33,190 First time anybody's ever said that about this place. 97 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,149 Hey, you meet your public defender yet? 98 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:38,315 Geneva and the Gay Jesus donors got a lawyer for me. 99 00:04:38,398 --> 00:04:40,065 Rich queer, too much time on his hands 100 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,899 since same-sex marriage got fixed. 101 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,315 All right. Hey, Xan, Liam, we got to go. 102 00:04:46,315 --> 00:04:47,982 Here you go. Hey, uh, Ian, 103 00:04:48,065 --> 00:04:49,982 Debbie was supposed to come home last night. 104 00:04:50,065 --> 00:04:51,666 Franny's sleeping upstairs. Can you keep an eye on her 105 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:53,190 until, uh, she gets back? 106 00:04:53,273 --> 00:04:55,149 Debbie didn't come home last night? 107 00:04:55,231 --> 00:04:56,958 No, no, she said she was going to see a band with some friend. 108 00:04:56,982 --> 00:04:59,481 Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs 109 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:02,815 for any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo. 110 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,648 Still Father of the Year, Frank. 111 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,565 You have time for breakfast? 112 00:05:25,648 --> 00:05:26,982 Yeah, sure. 113 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,732 - I work swing today. - Mm. 114 00:05:28,815 --> 00:05:29,940 Mm. 115 00:05:30,024 --> 00:05:31,773 Patsy's? 116 00:05:31,857 --> 00:05:34,024 Ah, you mind if we stay in? 117 00:05:34,107 --> 00:05:35,773 I can make us some waffles. 118 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,107 - Waffles? - Yeah. 119 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:38,190 I love waffles. 120 00:05:38,273 --> 00:05:39,273 Mm. 121 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:41,982 And I have fresh strawberries. 122 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:44,024 - Fresh strawberries? - Mm-hmm. 123 00:05:44,107 --> 00:05:47,107 I love fresh strawberries. 124 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:52,024 I just can't believe 125 00:05:52,107 --> 00:05:55,273 that Frank is supporting that child-fucker Mo White. 126 00:05:55,348 --> 00:05:57,682 I'm surprised anything Frank does still surprises you. 127 00:05:57,773 --> 00:06:00,982 You have time to knock on a few doors for Ruiz with me later? 128 00:06:01,065 --> 00:06:02,857 Ruiz, not Wyman? 129 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:05,065 Why would I support Wyman? 130 00:06:05,149 --> 00:06:06,648 'Cause she's a woman. 131 00:06:06,732 --> 00:06:10,388 Oh, I should support her just 'cause she's a woman? 132 00:06:10,849 --> 00:06:13,899 So you would never support a woman 'cause you're a man? 133 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,690 Ruiz is pro-development, pro-business. 134 00:06:15,773 --> 00:06:17,107 He'll be good for the South Side. 135 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:20,065 And he'll be good for you. 136 00:06:20,149 --> 00:06:22,607 I'm not gonna apologize for enlightened self-interest. 137 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:24,481 That's what makes America work. 138 00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:26,481 Spoken like a true robber baron. 139 00:06:26,565 --> 00:06:28,356 Spoken like a true socialist. 140 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,107 I'm Irish... Free health care, 141 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,315 free college tuition. 142 00:06:31,398 --> 00:06:34,440 Endless rain, potato famine. 143 00:06:34,523 --> 00:06:36,190 Bit behind the times, aren't you? 144 00:06:36,273 --> 00:06:38,481 It doesn't rain? 145 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,149 Patsy's at 5:00. 146 00:06:40,231 --> 00:06:42,024 We'll hit Pilsen. 147 00:06:42,107 --> 00:06:43,940 We got to get those Ruiz votes out 148 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,732 so I can continue exploiting the masses. 149 00:06:45,815 --> 00:06:47,648 Mm-hmm. 150 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,481 Oh. 151 00:07:03,565 --> 00:07:05,149 Sure they wouldn't have been better off 152 00:07:05,231 --> 00:07:07,271 if you'd just gassed them like you were supposed to? 153 00:07:07,315 --> 00:07:09,732 I couldn't bring myself to do it. 154 00:07:09,815 --> 00:07:11,575 How are you gonna order men to kill the enemy 155 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:13,398 if you can't put down a couple of old dogs? 156 00:07:13,481 --> 00:07:15,024 What? 157 00:07:15,107 --> 00:07:17,481 That's what officers do... Order men to kill. 158 00:07:17,565 --> 00:07:19,125 What'd you think they were gonna teach you at West Point, 159 00:07:19,149 --> 00:07:20,481 marching cadences? 160 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,708 Is that what Gay Jesus would do? 161 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:22,982 What, kill old dogs? 162 00:07:23,065 --> 00:07:25,065 Hell, no. 163 00:07:25,149 --> 00:07:28,065 Gay Jesus is all about inclusion and grace, 164 00:07:28,149 --> 00:07:30,607 but you're not looking to get into Heaven. 165 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:33,065 You want to lead lean, mean murdering machines. 166 00:07:33,149 --> 00:07:34,773 Can't kill a couple of old dogs, 167 00:07:34,857 --> 00:07:36,457 might be about time to start considering... 168 00:07:36,481 --> 00:07:38,523 teaching kindergarten? 169 00:07:38,607 --> 00:07:39,773 Nursing school? 170 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,374 You don't think someone could misinterpret that sign? 171 00:07:56,398 --> 00:07:57,773 What? 172 00:07:57,857 --> 00:07:59,815 How? If you have a vagina, you're safe. 173 00:07:59,899 --> 00:08:00,940 Vagina Safe Zone. 174 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,398 But it could mean 175 00:08:02,489 --> 00:08:05,115 all the vaginas inside are safe from disease. 176 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:08,815 There is no way we are still on that rapiest bar list. 177 00:08:08,899 --> 00:08:10,805 We have all the signed sex consent forms, 178 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:13,875 we took down all the rapey posters and the bondage stuff. 179 00:08:15,648 --> 00:08:17,666 It's time to call that bitch from the Southside Beat 180 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:19,090 and get her back here to re-inspect. 181 00:08:22,039 --> 00:08:23,602 Mo, where you been? 182 00:08:23,627 --> 00:08:25,461 I've been looking all over for you. 183 00:08:25,841 --> 00:08:28,382 Today's about getting out the Mo vote 184 00:08:28,732 --> 00:08:30,773 and rounding up a few more campaign contributions 185 00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:32,398 while we still can. 186 00:08:32,481 --> 00:08:34,857 Bus'll be along any minute. 187 00:08:47,149 --> 00:08:48,539 You okay? 188 00:08:49,982 --> 00:08:52,565 Did you see the polls in the Tribune this morning? 189 00:08:52,648 --> 00:08:54,398 They have us at six percent, Frank. 190 00:08:54,481 --> 00:08:56,065 Six. 191 00:08:56,149 --> 00:08:58,648 I didn't get back into politics to be humiliated. 192 00:08:58,732 --> 00:09:01,190 No, no, no, you got to look at the glass as half-full. 193 00:09:01,273 --> 00:09:03,565 The Tribune had us at three on Saturday. 194 00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:06,231 You've doubled your support in two days. 195 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,065 There's the bus. Okay. 196 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,422 Let's do it. 197 00:09:12,982 --> 00:09:14,149 Yeah? 198 00:09:15,732 --> 00:09:17,149 Mo? 199 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,149 Eh... 200 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:25,773 Mmm. 201 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,107 These are wonderful waffles. 202 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:28,356 Right? 203 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,149 Right, thank you. 204 00:09:30,231 --> 00:09:31,523 - Very crispy. - Mm-hmm. 205 00:09:31,607 --> 00:09:33,065 Nice. 206 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:35,273 Mm. 207 00:09:37,481 --> 00:09:39,940 - Hmm? - Mmm. 208 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,315 Let's move in together. 209 00:09:49,398 --> 00:09:52,107 - We should move in together. - Yeah, we should. 210 00:10:16,013 --> 00:10:19,083 Let's check our progress on Chapter 13. 211 00:10:19,146 --> 00:10:22,899 You have 20 minutes to answer the ten questions. 212 00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:26,356 Don't spend all your time on any one question. 213 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,356 If you don't know the answer, 214 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,565 move on to the next and come back 215 00:10:30,648 --> 00:10:34,190 if you have time left. 216 00:11:16,565 --> 00:11:17,565 Hi. 217 00:11:17,648 --> 00:11:19,024 Excuse me. 218 00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:20,732 Sorry. Okay. 219 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,440 Sorry. Okay. 220 00:11:26,149 --> 00:11:27,982 Hey, Tyesha, what the hell is this? 221 00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:30,877 Oh, your dad came by. He said you were okay with him putting it up. 222 00:11:30,902 --> 00:11:32,569 Where is my Ru... 223 00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:36,940 Scotch tape, please. 224 00:11:44,107 --> 00:11:47,024 Okay. Last time. 225 00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:53,149 Enjoy. 226 00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:55,398 Hey. Wyman? 227 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:56,607 Give it. 228 00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:02,648 Take off the Wyman buttons. 229 00:12:02,732 --> 00:12:05,273 Guys, no electioneering in the workplace. 230 00:12:09,024 --> 00:12:10,315 Thank you. 231 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,940 No. 232 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,815 No, absolutely not. 233 00:12:15,899 --> 00:12:17,899 Give it. 234 00:12:17,982 --> 00:12:20,273 You want me to start singing We Shall Overcome? 235 00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:21,732 Loud? 236 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:27,523 Anybody who agrees to wear a Ruiz pin 237 00:12:27,607 --> 00:12:29,231 gets a free piece of pie. 238 00:12:48,773 --> 00:12:51,481 Our social media group is really taking off. 239 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:53,648 77,000 new followers 240 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,006 on social media in the last five days. 241 00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:59,523 Chapters are springing up all over the country, 242 00:12:59,607 --> 00:13:01,231 and even in Europe. 243 00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:03,315 The Gay Jesus Germans have unsurprisingly 244 00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:05,732 turned militant quickly and burned down 245 00:13:05,815 --> 00:13:08,024 two evangelical churches in Stuttgart. 246 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,107 - What's up? - Who are they? 247 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,273 Our Lesbian Legion 248 00:13:13,356 --> 00:13:15,315 from the MMA gym on Racine. 249 00:13:15,398 --> 00:13:18,356 Your gays turned out to be too sweet to handle security. 250 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,315 I'm in love. 251 00:13:29,398 --> 00:13:30,607 What's his name this time? 252 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:31,523 Alex. 253 00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:33,899 Well, Alexandra. 254 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,899 He's a she? 255 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,982 Sort of. She's pretty masculine. 256 00:13:39,065 --> 00:13:41,149 So you're a lesbian? 257 00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:43,065 Yeah, I am. 258 00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:45,315 No, you're not. You have a kid. 259 00:13:45,398 --> 00:13:48,732 Carl, a lot of lesbians have children, and besides, 260 00:13:48,815 --> 00:13:50,732 I hate men, so maybe I am. 261 00:13:50,815 --> 00:13:52,607 We're in love, and we're moving in together. 262 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,231 - You gonna get that? - Nope. 263 00:13:59,315 --> 00:14:03,190 Yo, I'm coming! 264 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:04,315 You Carl Gallagher? 265 00:14:04,398 --> 00:14:05,107 Yeah. 266 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,523 What the fuck? 267 00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:08,648 You took my recommendation to West Point. 268 00:14:08,732 --> 00:14:11,065 Congressman Ubberman promised it to me, and you stole it. 269 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:12,690 I think you broke my nose! 270 00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:14,207 Now my dad says I got to enlist in the Marines. 271 00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:16,815 And that's my problem how? 272 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,273 What the fuck? Stop hitting me! 273 00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:19,565 I'll fight you for it. 274 00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:21,481 A duel, to the death if necessary. 275 00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:24,481 I challenged you. You pick the weapons. 276 00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:25,940 Fists and feet, 277 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:28,481 guns, knives, bats, bricks... 278 00:14:28,565 --> 00:14:30,107 What the fuck is a duel? 279 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:32,732 Duty, country, honor... 280 00:14:32,815 --> 00:14:33,982 It's the West Point way. 281 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:36,231 Meet at Damen Silos, tomorrow at dusk. 282 00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:41,273 The person still breathing gets the recommendation. 283 00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:47,398 I was staying at a motel in Gary, 284 00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:49,982 laying asphalt after high school. 285 00:14:50,065 --> 00:14:52,125 Invited the front-desk girl to my room for a few beers. 286 00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:53,857 We ended up having sex, 287 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,708 but she kind of cried through the whole thing. 288 00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:56,523 What's that called? 289 00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:57,690 Did you stop? 290 00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,607 Banging her? Hell, no. 291 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,231 That's a Kobe. 292 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,721 You think she wanted me to stop? 293 00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:06,454 You think she was crying because she was having a good time? 294 00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:10,398 What's a Weinstein? 295 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:12,065 Being manipulative and pathetic. 296 00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:13,648 About the only way I ever get sex 297 00:15:13,732 --> 00:15:16,107 is being manipulative and pathetic. 298 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,523 You ever jack off into a potted plant? 299 00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:20,315 Ask for massages wearing an open bathrobe? 300 00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:21,607 Hmm? 301 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,231 Rape a couple dozen? 302 00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:24,773 Allegedly. 303 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,107 No. 304 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:29,231 Then you're probably an Ansari. 305 00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:30,690 What's an Ansari? 306 00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:31,982 That's just being a dick. 307 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,857 Slipped a woman a Quaalude once. 308 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,190 - Then fucked her? - Mm-hmm. 309 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,231 A Cosby. 310 00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,231 What about that handsy Dr. Rob at the clinic, 311 00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:41,607 with the deep body hugs and the butt pats? 312 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,107 - A Lasseter. - Who the hell's that? 313 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,732 Cartoon guy. He made Toy Story. 314 00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:47,231 I love Toy Story. 315 00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:48,940 Buzz Lightyear! 316 00:15:49,024 --> 00:15:50,149 - Holy shit. - What? 317 00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:52,690 - Willy wagging. - CK. 318 00:15:52,773 --> 00:15:54,565 I mean, I slept with a woman 319 00:15:54,648 --> 00:15:56,565 I was dating's 19-year-old daughter last year. 320 00:15:56,648 --> 00:15:57,565 That got a name? 321 00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:59,231 That's a Woody Allen. 322 00:15:59,315 --> 00:16:00,624 W... she made all the first moves, though. 323 00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:01,928 You're gonna need a bigger board 324 00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,190 for your list, babe. 325 00:16:03,273 --> 00:16:05,815 Consent, gentlemen. 326 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,398 A clear and verbal consent 327 00:16:08,481 --> 00:16:10,523 to participate in sexual activity, 328 00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:12,107 freely given and reversible. 329 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,356 Even if we're both naked and already doing it? 330 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,815 Even if you're already naked 331 00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:17,231 and banging. 332 00:16:17,315 --> 00:16:18,690 When she says "stop," you stop. 333 00:16:18,773 --> 00:16:21,107 Kevin Ball? 334 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,356 That's me. 335 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,857 Beth Watson, Southside Beat. 336 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:28,315 Beth, thank you for coming. 337 00:16:30,205 --> 00:16:31,955 Can I get you something? 338 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,700 Maybe a chilled glass of Chablis 339 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,523 or a Cosmo? 340 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:37,231 Whiskey, neat. 341 00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:49,315 That dentist came by again. 342 00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:51,398 Still wants to buy that bike you rebuilt. 343 00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:53,690 Said he'd pay you two grand over book. 344 00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:55,690 It's not for sale. 345 00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:57,398 Two grand? 346 00:16:57,481 --> 00:16:59,523 Sentimental value. 347 00:16:59,607 --> 00:17:02,523 There's a lady up front looking for you, Lip. 348 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,231 - What's she want? - Didn't say. 349 00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:11,273 Hi. 350 00:17:11,356 --> 00:17:12,356 You Lip? 351 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,149 Yeah. 352 00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:15,899 My sister says you have my kid. 353 00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:20,315 Xan. 354 00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:21,732 I want her back. 355 00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:26,857 Where is she? 356 00:17:26,899 --> 00:17:28,065 She's at school. 357 00:17:28,149 --> 00:17:30,107 Where? I got to go get her. 358 00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:36,982 Where are you living? 359 00:17:37,065 --> 00:17:38,940 What? 360 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,857 Where will Xan live? 361 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,648 None of your goddamn business. Where's my kid? 362 00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,457 No, not until you tell me where she's gonna be living. 363 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,398 We got an appointment. 364 00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:48,356 - Oh, you have an appointment? - Tell me where she is. 365 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,065 What kind of appointment, huh? 366 00:17:50,149 --> 00:17:51,833 With Social Services? You need to show up... 367 00:17:51,857 --> 00:17:53,207 - Give me my fucking kid! - with Xan so you can 368 00:17:53,231 --> 00:17:54,431 keep collecting your benefits? 369 00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:57,055 And then what, you're gonna dump her back out on to the streets? 370 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:57,940 Who the fuck do you think... 371 00:17:58,024 --> 00:18:00,107 I'm someone who gives a shit about your daughter! 372 00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:02,440 Jesus, what the hell's going on out here? 373 00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:03,815 I got customers. 374 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,822 I want her back. 375 00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:20,315 What was that all about? 376 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,190 Fuck, yeah. 377 00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:59,190 You won't regret it, sir. 378 00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:01,065 Remember, a vote for Mo White 379 00:19:01,149 --> 00:19:02,940 is a vote for the way things used to be 380 00:19:03,024 --> 00:19:04,166 - and can be again, huh? - You got it. 381 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,523 Take care. 382 00:19:05,607 --> 00:19:07,273 Ooh. 383 00:19:07,736 --> 00:19:09,057 Every little bit 384 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,523 helps to save our South Side, Mr. Nowakowski. 385 00:19:11,607 --> 00:19:13,857 Most people give a 20, but a 50 386 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,857 would make you a true American patriot. 387 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,356 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. 388 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,024 Oh, this is a-a $5. 389 00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:22,565 Did you think it was a $50? 390 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:26,523 Oh, fuck. 391 00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:29,440 Washington is a fascinating place. 392 00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,273 Incredible opportunities 393 00:19:31,356 --> 00:19:33,260 for young student citizen interns. 394 00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:34,900 Hello, girls. Oh. 395 00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:38,940 Well, it's... you're too young to vote in this election, 396 00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:40,166 but you make sure to register 397 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,523 the minute you hit puberty. 398 00:19:41,607 --> 00:19:43,398 Okay? Off you go. 399 00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:44,773 Off you go. 400 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,815 Hello, Kitty. 401 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,857 That's not how you say it, Mo. 402 00:19:56,356 --> 00:19:58,231 Liam. 403 00:19:58,315 --> 00:20:00,273 Am I in some kind of trouble? 404 00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:02,481 No. We've been monitoring 405 00:20:02,565 --> 00:20:04,523 your test results during your first weeks here 406 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:06,273 at Richard Milhous Nixon, 407 00:20:06,356 --> 00:20:08,940 and we don't think we placed you in the right grade. 408 00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:10,440 Am I getting held back? 409 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:11,708 That happens a lot in my family. 410 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:15,356 No, we're moving you up. 411 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,481 Let's try you in Mrs. Metzler's class this fall. 412 00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:18,899 She teach third grade? 413 00:20:18,982 --> 00:20:20,565 Uh, no. Sixth. 414 00:20:22,149 --> 00:20:23,481 Oh. 415 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:36,190 Guys, guys, don't stare, 416 00:20:36,273 --> 00:20:39,273 but three women just walked into the bar. 417 00:20:39,356 --> 00:20:41,899 I said don't stare. 418 00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:44,024 V, look. 419 00:20:44,107 --> 00:20:46,690 Ladies! 420 00:20:46,773 --> 00:20:48,899 We're off the rapiest bar list. 421 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,149 No shit? 422 00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:52,107 And there is a picture of you 423 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:54,732 standing out front. 424 00:20:54,815 --> 00:20:56,815 - I look good. - Hell, yeah, you do. 425 00:20:58,065 --> 00:21:00,899 Oh, man, it's working! 426 00:21:00,982 --> 00:21:03,024 Just sit anywhere you like, ladies. 427 00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:04,356 Thank you. 428 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,356 She says we are now 429 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,982 the most female friendly 430 00:21:08,065 --> 00:21:09,523 dive bar on the South Side. 431 00:21:09,607 --> 00:21:11,815 Boom. 432 00:21:11,899 --> 00:21:14,107 - C-can you... - I got it. 433 00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:17,982 You the, uh, Vagina Safe guy? 434 00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:20,565 Yes. 435 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:21,982 I'm Bill Doyle. 436 00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:24,315 I own the Spread Eagle on 52nd. 437 00:21:24,398 --> 00:21:25,899 Oh, yeah, I know the place. 438 00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:28,107 Uh, deep-fried pickles, right? 439 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:29,523 So, um... 440 00:21:29,607 --> 00:21:32,315 I was number two on the rapey bar list. 441 00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:36,940 Then you got off it, so now I'm number one. 442 00:21:37,024 --> 00:21:38,648 Sorry to hear that, Bill. 443 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,732 You already got women coming in. Wow. 444 00:21:41,815 --> 00:21:44,190 How'd you turn it around? 445 00:21:44,273 --> 00:21:46,273 I had to take an honest inventory 446 00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:48,024 about how The Alibi was contributing 447 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,648 to the oppression of women 448 00:21:49,732 --> 00:21:53,565 and help furthering the patriarchy. 449 00:21:53,648 --> 00:21:56,024 So maybe you could stop by the Eagle 450 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,231 and give me a few pointers, you know? 451 00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:02,648 I mean, I'm willing to pay you for your time. 452 00:22:07,107 --> 00:22:08,481 Have a seat, Bill. 453 00:22:11,607 --> 00:22:13,690 - Hey, Xan. - Hey, Renee. 454 00:22:13,773 --> 00:22:15,231 Hey. 455 00:22:15,315 --> 00:22:16,982 How was school today? 456 00:22:17,065 --> 00:22:18,231 Same. 457 00:22:18,315 --> 00:22:21,065 Eh? 458 00:22:21,149 --> 00:22:24,231 Uh, your snacks are in the fridge. 459 00:22:30,690 --> 00:22:32,773 You gonna tell her about her mom? 460 00:22:32,857 --> 00:22:34,523 Why? 461 00:22:34,607 --> 00:22:37,607 Can't see myself giving her back to a junkie. 462 00:22:39,732 --> 00:22:41,648 Look, she'd be Dumpster diving, 463 00:22:41,732 --> 00:22:43,315 sleeping in a cardboard box. 464 00:22:43,398 --> 00:22:45,398 She's still her mom. 465 00:22:47,149 --> 00:22:48,899 Call DCFS. 466 00:22:48,982 --> 00:22:51,273 They deal with this shit all the time. 467 00:22:51,356 --> 00:22:53,440 I know you're trying to be a good guy, 468 00:22:53,523 --> 00:22:56,690 but you should've called a long time ago. 469 00:22:56,773 --> 00:23:00,541 Come back tomorrow with an "I Voted" sticker, and you get free nachos. 470 00:23:00,565 --> 00:23:01,732 You're going to hell. 471 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,083 It's the way of the world, Tyesha. 472 00:23:03,107 --> 00:23:04,690 Every vote can be bought. 473 00:23:04,773 --> 00:23:06,690 Some votes are just cheaper than others. 474 00:23:06,773 --> 00:23:08,899 You don't think giving away nachos 475 00:23:08,982 --> 00:23:11,940 for the Hispanic guy is maybe a tiny bit racist? 476 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,523 Ruiz is from Puerto Rico. Nachos are from Mexico. 477 00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:17,440 Hey, Jorge. 478 00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:19,773 - You registered to vote? - Yeah. 479 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,541 You want to come in a little later tomorrow, 480 00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:22,875 have time to get your family and friends 481 00:23:22,899 --> 00:23:24,107 to the polls for Ruiz? 482 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:25,607 I'm not voting for Ruiz. 483 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:26,481 Hey. 484 00:23:26,565 --> 00:23:28,190 Some handsome Irish dude 485 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,315 out here waiting for you. 486 00:23:30,398 --> 00:23:31,940 Hi. Is it 5:00 already? 487 00:23:32,024 --> 00:23:34,273 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, uh, we'll hit Pilsen. 488 00:23:34,356 --> 00:23:36,190 Then we'll go over to Logan Square. 489 00:23:36,273 --> 00:23:37,940 The son of an Irish socialist 490 00:23:38,024 --> 00:23:40,481 helping a capitalist convince the immigrant masses 491 00:23:40,565 --> 00:23:42,690 to vote against their own interests. 492 00:23:42,773 --> 00:23:44,899 James Connolly would be spinning in his grave. 493 00:23:44,982 --> 00:23:46,149 Who? 494 00:23:46,231 --> 00:23:48,523 James Connolly. 495 00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:55,315 Hey, you're Ian, right? 496 00:23:55,398 --> 00:23:57,899 Gay Jesus. 497 00:23:57,982 --> 00:23:59,773 Yeah. 498 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,565 Um... 499 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,690 I've been watching your videos with my friends. 500 00:24:03,773 --> 00:24:07,356 Burning vans, the sermons... It's inspiring. 501 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,481 Thanks. 502 00:24:09,565 --> 00:24:11,732 You really believe that's what Jesus was teaching? 503 00:24:11,815 --> 00:24:13,457 What, inclusion, love and acceptance for all? 504 00:24:13,481 --> 00:24:16,732 Yeah, absolutely. 505 00:24:16,815 --> 00:24:19,982 You don't think God sees homosexual bestiality 506 00:24:20,065 --> 00:24:23,481 as a sinful perversion of His divine creation? 507 00:24:23,565 --> 00:24:24,690 What? 508 00:24:24,773 --> 00:24:26,648 Get him! 509 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,648 Faggot! 510 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,565 That way! That way! 511 00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:13,565 - Come back, you bitch! - Get him! 512 00:25:15,899 --> 00:25:17,607 We'll get you next time! 513 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:18,730 I know who you are, bitch! 514 00:25:35,337 --> 00:25:37,728 _ 515 00:25:42,065 --> 00:25:43,666 Hello, sir? Sorry to bother you. 516 00:25:43,721 --> 00:25:45,002 My name's Carl Gallagher. 517 00:25:45,027 --> 00:25:46,783 I'm hoping to go to West Point next year, 518 00:25:46,808 --> 00:25:48,932 but I've lost my killer instinct. 519 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,900 Word is around the neighborhood 520 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,925 you're a highly decorated haji-killing machine. 521 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:54,740 I was hoping you can give me some pointers 522 00:25:54,765 --> 00:25:56,682 on how to get my homicidal mojo back. 523 00:27:12,982 --> 00:27:15,149 I just couldn't bring myself to do it. 524 00:27:15,231 --> 00:27:18,024 When they look up at you with those big, sad eyes, 525 00:27:18,107 --> 00:27:20,523 you can see the life you're gonna be taking. 526 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:22,065 Yeah, but that's dogs, kid. 527 00:27:24,065 --> 00:27:25,773 I mean, I couldn't kill a dog. 528 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:28,356 Oh, we had this straggly little fucker 529 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,356 following us around during my third tour 530 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,107 in Kandahar. 531 00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,190 Fleas jumping off of him. 532 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:37,107 Smelled like an Iraqi shithouse. 533 00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:40,107 I loved that little pooch. 534 00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:42,857 Ah, I couldn't kill a dog. 535 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:44,940 But hajis? 536 00:27:45,024 --> 00:27:46,690 Oh, you bet ya. 537 00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:50,065 See these? 538 00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:54,982 Confirmed kills. 539 00:27:55,065 --> 00:27:57,440 I promise you, first one is the toughest. 540 00:27:57,523 --> 00:27:58,732 After that... 541 00:27:58,815 --> 00:28:01,607 it's a hot knife through butter. 542 00:28:01,690 --> 00:28:03,231 You know who kills dogs? 543 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,398 Hajis. 544 00:28:05,481 --> 00:28:07,732 Yeah, they eat 'em, too, okay? 545 00:28:07,815 --> 00:28:10,398 You think about that when you're killing them. 546 00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:12,982 Okay, they eat your dogs. 547 00:28:13,065 --> 00:28:14,940 And if dogs don't work for you, 548 00:28:15,024 --> 00:28:16,899 then you imagine they want to kill 549 00:28:16,982 --> 00:28:18,398 your sister or your buddy, 550 00:28:18,481 --> 00:28:20,982 and you imagine that that man 551 00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:23,398 at the receiving end of your burst of automatic weapon fire 552 00:28:23,481 --> 00:28:24,648 wants to kill your mother. 553 00:28:24,732 --> 00:28:25,899 My mother's dead, sir. 554 00:28:25,982 --> 00:28:27,857 And guess who killed her. 555 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:31,024 That fucker you just shot in the face with your M4. 556 00:28:31,107 --> 00:28:33,523 Well, I guess I took the West Point recommendation 557 00:28:33,607 --> 00:28:35,607 from a kid who had the spot on it before, 558 00:28:35,690 --> 00:28:36,940 pissed him off, and... 559 00:28:37,024 --> 00:28:39,648 he came over and challenged me to a duel. 560 00:28:39,732 --> 00:28:41,065 Whoever lives gets to go. 561 00:28:41,149 --> 00:28:43,940 Yeah, that's typical officer bullshit. 562 00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,773 Joker have soft hands? 563 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,648 I didn't feel his hands. 564 00:28:47,732 --> 00:28:49,690 This might be just the chance you need 565 00:28:49,773 --> 00:28:51,440 to get your kill-feet wet. 566 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:54,093 I mean, he challenged you, so you get to pick the weapons, right? 567 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,757 - Mm-hmm. - Good. 568 00:28:56,607 --> 00:28:58,190 Pick rifles... 569 00:28:58,273 --> 00:29:01,065 and then shoot the bastard in the fucking face. 570 00:29:06,107 --> 00:29:07,857 Hi, I'm with Mo White. 571 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,499 We're hoping you'll make a contribution 572 00:29:09,523 --> 00:29:13,149 to help keep the... Hi, I'm Mo White. 573 00:29:13,231 --> 00:29:15,940 I'm running for C... Hi, I'm Mo... 574 00:29:16,024 --> 00:29:18,648 Hi, there. Is your mother home? 575 00:29:18,732 --> 00:29:21,732 Hi, I'm with Mo... Hi, I'm Mo White. 576 00:29:21,815 --> 00:29:23,440 Hi, I'm Mo W... 577 00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:36,940 Hey, what do you say we find a spot to knock back a few, 578 00:29:37,024 --> 00:29:40,273 then look for more promising Mo White territory? 579 00:29:40,356 --> 00:29:42,648 Maybe that titty bar on Keller, 580 00:29:42,732 --> 00:29:46,398 the one with the Confederate battle flags? 581 00:29:46,481 --> 00:29:48,398 Yeah, it felt good, telling the truth, 582 00:29:48,481 --> 00:29:50,398 letting people know what I really think. 583 00:29:50,481 --> 00:29:53,690 Doesn't happen much in politics. 584 00:29:53,773 --> 00:29:56,440 You know, I wasn't expecting to actually win, 585 00:29:56,523 --> 00:29:58,732 but single digits... 586 00:29:58,815 --> 00:29:59,982 My old friends in Congress 587 00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:01,815 would be laughing their asses off. 588 00:30:01,899 --> 00:30:04,107 It's all the illegals who can vote now. 589 00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:06,356 Otherwise, you'd be winning for sure. 590 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,107 I guess. 591 00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:10,149 What were you hoping for? 592 00:30:10,231 --> 00:30:11,732 20%, 22%. 593 00:30:11,815 --> 00:30:14,024 Maybe force a runoff. 594 00:30:14,107 --> 00:30:15,607 A runoff? 595 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,273 Yeah, a few extra weeks 596 00:30:17,356 --> 00:30:19,773 to make my case to the voters. 597 00:30:19,857 --> 00:30:21,255 Ah, fuck it. 598 00:30:21,934 --> 00:30:23,934 I'm gonna go over to Chuck E. Cheese, 599 00:30:23,967 --> 00:30:26,300 watch the girls jump into the foam pit. 600 00:30:28,149 --> 00:30:30,523 Thanks, Frank. 601 00:30:30,607 --> 00:30:31,481 For what? 602 00:30:31,565 --> 00:30:34,481 For believing. 603 00:30:40,356 --> 00:30:43,273 Hi. A vote for Ruiz is a vote for the future. 604 00:30:43,356 --> 00:30:44,857 Gracias. 605 00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:46,315 Hi. Election's tomorrow. 606 00:30:46,398 --> 00:30:48,899 - Don't forget to vote. - Thanks. 607 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:50,940 Why all this sudden passion for Ruiz? 608 00:30:51,024 --> 00:30:53,149 Wyman always seems to be on the right side of things. 609 00:30:53,231 --> 00:30:55,398 Wyman supported Lift the Ban. 610 00:30:55,481 --> 00:30:56,398 Lift the Ban? 611 00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:58,065 Election day is tomor... 612 00:30:58,149 --> 00:31:00,149 Yeah, rent control. She's for it. 613 00:31:00,231 --> 00:31:03,523 Ah. And Ruiz opposes it? 614 00:31:03,607 --> 00:31:05,315 He's a businessman. He gets it. 615 00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:07,690 Rents are getting pretty high. 616 00:31:07,773 --> 00:31:09,190 So are property taxes 617 00:31:09,273 --> 00:31:11,648 and utility costs for apartment owners. 618 00:31:11,732 --> 00:31:15,231 Working people need somewhere affordable to live as well. 619 00:31:15,315 --> 00:31:17,356 Yeah, and the city should build them some. 620 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,024 There's lots of weed-filled lots 621 00:31:19,107 --> 00:31:21,028 all around here to build low-income housing 622 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:22,700 without sticking apartment owners like me 623 00:31:22,725 --> 00:31:25,185 with more regulations and bureaucracy. 624 00:31:26,481 --> 00:31:27,565 What? 625 00:31:27,648 --> 00:31:28,857 Nothing. 626 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:30,773 No, go on. Say it. 627 00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:31,982 Don't think that I'd better. 628 00:31:32,065 --> 00:31:33,565 What, that... 629 00:31:33,648 --> 00:31:35,982 That I'm a traitor to my class? 630 00:31:36,065 --> 00:31:37,545 That rent control is there to protect 631 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:39,690 people like me and my family, poor people? 632 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:41,024 Something like that, yeah. 633 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,857 I've worked my ass off every single day 634 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,190 since I'm ten years old 635 00:31:44,273 --> 00:31:46,149 to get a little something for myself, 636 00:31:46,231 --> 00:31:48,458 and now the city wants to tell me 637 00:31:48,505 --> 00:31:50,185 how much rent I should charge? 638 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,052 Why? 639 00:31:51,112 --> 00:31:54,880 So that deadbeats like Frank can leech off disability 640 00:31:54,966 --> 00:31:56,726 and live in my rent-controlled apartments 641 00:31:56,763 --> 00:31:59,221 while I can barely keep up with rising costs? 642 00:32:03,398 --> 00:32:05,440 Is that why you didn't want to say anything? 643 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,565 Pretty much, yeah. 644 00:32:11,690 --> 00:32:14,440 You get all your homework done? 645 00:32:14,523 --> 00:32:15,690 Yeah? 646 00:32:36,273 --> 00:32:38,523 Do you want to stay with me here? 647 00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:43,607 If your mom doesn't come back? 648 00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:44,857 Forever? 649 00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:52,065 Yeah, that'd be good. 650 00:33:24,773 --> 00:33:25,982 Hey. 651 00:33:26,065 --> 00:33:27,899 Hey. 652 00:33:27,982 --> 00:33:29,648 You all right? 653 00:33:29,732 --> 00:33:31,028 Not really. 654 00:33:31,107 --> 00:33:32,825 Think I might have pulled a hamstring. 655 00:33:33,065 --> 00:33:33,982 Yeah? How? 656 00:33:34,065 --> 00:33:36,356 Running from homophobes. 657 00:33:39,732 --> 00:33:42,899 I guess there's nothing new about that, right? 658 00:33:50,398 --> 00:33:54,107 Think you could do hard time? 659 00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:55,899 What, in prison? 660 00:33:55,982 --> 00:34:00,398 Uh... Rather not. 661 00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:03,065 Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea. 662 00:34:03,149 --> 00:34:05,565 Want me to take it to trial, 663 00:34:05,648 --> 00:34:09,107 get as much publicity for the cause as I can. 664 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:11,607 Yeah, and what's your lawyer say? 665 00:34:11,690 --> 00:34:15,648 Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal. 666 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,315 You, uh, hearing Shim again? 667 00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:34,940 Sometimes. 668 00:34:35,024 --> 00:34:39,481 Well... what's Shim think? 669 00:34:41,690 --> 00:34:43,481 Unclear. 670 00:34:47,815 --> 00:34:49,899 Xan's mom showed up today. 671 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:57,190 She's a junkie... hooking. 672 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:00,940 What are you gonna do? 673 00:35:04,648 --> 00:35:06,523 I don't know. 674 00:35:11,315 --> 00:35:12,982 Maybe you should try asking Shim. 675 00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:17,523 Yeah, maybe. 676 00:35:20,690 --> 00:35:22,065 You know, I just realized 677 00:35:22,149 --> 00:35:23,440 I never really established 678 00:35:23,523 --> 00:35:25,565 any clear boundaries with Sara, you know? 679 00:35:25,648 --> 00:35:26,815 Mm. 680 00:35:26,899 --> 00:35:30,063 You know, she was the last person I ever let go down on me. 681 00:35:30,139 --> 00:35:32,625 - Really? - Yeah. It's a trust thing. 682 00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:34,732 We were engaged. 683 00:35:34,815 --> 00:35:37,398 We had already picked out the names of our first three kids. 684 00:35:37,481 --> 00:35:39,440 We already reserved our burial plots. 685 00:35:39,523 --> 00:35:42,315 - You were engaged? - Yeah, twice. 686 00:35:42,398 --> 00:35:44,231 You ever think about getting married? 687 00:35:44,315 --> 00:35:46,773 Yeah, lots of times. 688 00:35:46,857 --> 00:35:47,857 Mm-hmm. 689 00:35:47,899 --> 00:35:52,356 There was Matty and Derek, Franny's dad, 690 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,231 and Neil, but that was just kind of for the cash. 691 00:35:56,315 --> 00:35:59,065 I thought it would be weird having sex without penises, 692 00:35:59,149 --> 00:36:00,982 but it's not that bad. 693 00:36:01,065 --> 00:36:04,024 There's also other things we get to do, too, that are pretty good. 694 00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:05,197 It's not so messy. 695 00:36:05,222 --> 00:36:07,554 We don't have to worry about birth control... 696 00:36:08,315 --> 00:36:10,315 I mean, Matty did have a really big dick, 697 00:36:10,398 --> 00:36:12,065 which was super great and everything, 698 00:36:12,149 --> 00:36:13,773 and Derek really knew what he was doing 699 00:36:13,857 --> 00:36:15,607 and had such a good body. 700 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:19,356 I don't know. 701 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,815 Having sex with a girl is like... 702 00:36:22,899 --> 00:36:24,899 It's kind of like having sex with yourself. 703 00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:27,190 You know? 704 00:36:38,607 --> 00:36:40,940 Down! 705 00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:42,024 Down, Adolf! 706 00:36:42,107 --> 00:36:43,815 Down! 707 00:36:45,315 --> 00:36:47,273 Jesus! 708 00:36:47,356 --> 00:36:50,065 What the fuck you want? 709 00:36:50,149 --> 00:36:51,648 I heard you got out, Milkovich. 710 00:36:51,732 --> 00:36:53,149 Couple weeks. 711 00:36:53,231 --> 00:36:55,315 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Why? 712 00:36:55,398 --> 00:36:58,732 Want to help a good man save the South Side? 713 00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:00,315 You paying? 714 00:37:02,356 --> 00:37:03,815 Yeah. 715 00:37:15,773 --> 00:37:17,732 Oh. 716 00:37:17,815 --> 00:37:19,481 What, you headed to church, Frank? 717 00:37:19,565 --> 00:37:20,607 Got to head out early, 718 00:37:20,682 --> 00:37:23,174 convince the Mo voters to get to the polls. 719 00:37:23,261 --> 00:37:24,469 Mo voters. 720 00:37:24,857 --> 00:37:26,565 What, is there a branch of the Klan 721 00:37:26,648 --> 00:37:28,158 somewhere around here? 722 00:37:28,183 --> 00:37:30,684 God-fearing European-American patriots 723 00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:32,701 are everywhere, son. 724 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:34,690 Carl, you gonna vote? 725 00:37:34,773 --> 00:37:37,231 - Too young. - Ian? 726 00:37:37,315 --> 00:37:38,732 Doubt it. What's the point? 727 00:37:38,815 --> 00:37:40,024 Lip? 728 00:37:40,107 --> 00:37:41,666 Not registered. 729 00:37:43,253 --> 00:37:46,337 How are we ever gonna effect real change in this country 730 00:37:46,362 --> 00:37:48,904 if our young citizens refuse to participate? 731 00:37:49,046 --> 00:37:50,755 Now, you do know it's illegal 732 00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:52,113 to ask for campaign contributions 733 00:37:52,138 --> 00:37:53,681 after you lose an election, right? 734 00:37:53,762 --> 00:37:57,011 Well, you never know. Could force a runoff. 735 00:38:11,899 --> 00:38:14,024 You're up early. 736 00:38:14,107 --> 00:38:15,940 Wanted to vote before work. 737 00:38:16,024 --> 00:38:17,024 You can vote? 738 00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:19,481 Yes. I'm a citizen. 739 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:21,190 Eight years. 740 00:38:23,356 --> 00:38:25,773 Who'd you vote for? 741 00:38:25,857 --> 00:38:28,982 Wouldn't you like to know? 742 00:38:29,065 --> 00:38:30,982 Wyman? 743 00:38:32,607 --> 00:38:34,773 Mo? 744 00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:37,398 Eh, definitely not Mo. 745 00:38:42,149 --> 00:38:44,773 There's bacon and half an omelet in the oven. 746 00:38:44,857 --> 00:38:46,356 See you later. 747 00:38:50,273 --> 00:38:51,607 Hi. Good morning. 748 00:38:53,107 --> 00:38:55,481 Uh, is it my turn to pick breakfast today? 749 00:38:55,565 --> 00:38:57,356 I could make us some eggs. 750 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,481 Uh, no. Actually, I kin... um... 751 00:38:59,565 --> 00:39:02,648 I kind of got to get to work, so... Oh. 752 00:39:11,648 --> 00:39:13,398 Bye. 753 00:39:31,523 --> 00:39:33,648 Think I could kill a man, Jasper? 754 00:39:33,732 --> 00:39:36,857 Think I could do it? Shoot him in the face? 755 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:39,773 Watch his brains blow out the back of his head 756 00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:42,565 as the life slowly drains from his eyes 757 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:46,024 and his blood puddles at my feet? 758 00:40:05,690 --> 00:40:07,648 Okay, just sort of spread out, casual. 759 00:40:07,732 --> 00:40:09,190 Easy, casual. 760 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:10,899 Put the chain away. Thank you. 761 00:40:10,982 --> 00:40:12,773 Okay. 762 00:40:15,107 --> 00:40:17,356 Okay, half now, 763 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,107 half when the polls close. 764 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,155 No violence, no verbal threats. 765 00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:22,530 Just act scary. 766 00:40:22,643 --> 00:40:23,812 Got it. 767 00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:42,481 What the hell do you think you're doing? 768 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,356 You can't be out here. 769 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,732 Those shirts are advocating for a candidate. 770 00:40:46,815 --> 00:40:48,899 No, no, these proud men and women 771 00:40:48,982 --> 00:40:51,690 of European extraction are just exercising their right 772 00:40:51,773 --> 00:40:53,773 to free expression... 773 00:40:53,857 --> 00:40:55,773 and comfortable warm-weather outerwear. 774 00:40:55,857 --> 00:40:58,440 No electioneering outside of polling places. 775 00:40:58,523 --> 00:41:00,398 I'm waiting for my mother to get out of Mass 776 00:41:00,481 --> 00:41:01,690 so we can vote together. 777 00:41:01,773 --> 00:41:03,732 I'm waiting for my sister. 778 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:16,413 _ 779 00:41:23,626 --> 00:41:25,491 _ 780 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,815 Hey, I didn't see you come in. 781 00:41:27,899 --> 00:41:29,356 Oh, I came in the back. 782 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,899 All the applause and hugging 783 00:41:30,982 --> 00:41:34,273 when I come in the front is kind of... weird. 784 00:41:34,356 --> 00:41:36,149 What is this? 785 00:41:36,231 --> 00:41:39,565 Oh, just a couple of the arty kids are... 786 00:41:39,648 --> 00:41:43,315 working up a few ideas for if you do end up in prison. 787 00:41:46,773 --> 00:41:49,815 Couple assholes in a van chased me last night. 788 00:41:49,899 --> 00:41:51,732 Apparently, they're not very big fans 789 00:41:51,815 --> 00:41:53,982 of my interpretations of Biblical verse. 790 00:41:54,065 --> 00:41:55,382 Fuckers. 791 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,866 I'll get you a couple of Lesbian League bodyguards. 792 00:41:57,895 --> 00:42:00,853 They'd love nothing more than a chance to stomp homophobes. 793 00:42:06,982 --> 00:42:09,273 Think any of this is gonna end up making a difference? 794 00:42:10,913 --> 00:42:12,513 Ian, you've given thousands 795 00:42:12,538 --> 00:42:14,663 of gay and lesbian teenagers a voice. 796 00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:17,732 You've inspired us to stand up and fight for ourselves. 797 00:42:17,815 --> 00:42:19,233 You know what I was thinking 798 00:42:19,258 --> 00:42:21,592 when I was running away from those bastards? 799 00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:24,857 It's been 2,000 years since Jesus died on the cross, 800 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:26,857 and I'm still running for my life down an alley 801 00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:29,107 'cause I fall in love with men instead of women. 802 00:42:31,231 --> 00:42:32,593 Yeah. 803 00:42:33,523 --> 00:42:36,065 Just got a 911 from Antifa. 804 00:42:36,164 --> 00:42:37,663 Bunch of Nazis are keeping people 805 00:42:37,692 --> 00:42:39,952 from voting at an elementary school. 806 00:42:42,607 --> 00:42:44,356 Jeez, what's with the suit? 807 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,440 We have a new consulting business... 808 00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:47,857 Vagina Safe. 809 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,815 It's Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval, 810 00:42:49,899 --> 00:42:51,273 but for not being rapey. 811 00:42:51,356 --> 00:42:53,149 We're doing an inspection. 812 00:42:53,231 --> 00:42:56,024 We check out bars and make sure that they're safe for women. 813 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:58,773 Mm, definitely not gonna be safe wearing that outfit. 814 00:42:58,857 --> 00:43:00,416 You see, that's exactly what we're talking about, Tommy. 815 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,190 A woman should feel free 816 00:43:02,273 --> 00:43:04,899 to dress however slutty she wants, whenever. 817 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:06,819 - "Slutty"? - No, baby, not you. 818 00:43:06,862 --> 00:43:08,851 You know, other women who are slutty. 819 00:43:08,876 --> 00:43:11,140 We award the bars one, two, or three vaginas 820 00:43:11,209 --> 00:43:12,256 after our inspection. 821 00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:14,108 Three vaginas are the safest. 822 00:43:15,046 --> 00:43:16,288 What is that? 823 00:43:16,382 --> 00:43:18,280 Spy camera. Cool, huh? 824 00:43:18,899 --> 00:43:21,233 What's up with you? You okay? 825 00:43:21,538 --> 00:43:24,149 Well, I'm heading over to vote, but... 826 00:43:24,231 --> 00:43:26,648 Ford got in my head, and now I'm not sure I'm doing 827 00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:28,940 the right thing voting for Ruiz. 828 00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:31,356 You're definitely not doing the right thing. 829 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,107 Why does everyone think I'm supposed to vote for Wyman? 830 00:43:34,190 --> 00:43:35,481 Just 'cause she's a woman? 831 00:43:35,565 --> 00:43:37,773 Ruiz is a successful businessman. 832 00:43:37,825 --> 00:43:39,728 He knows how to get things done. 833 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,875 That "successful businessmen in Washington" shit's 834 00:43:41,899 --> 00:43:44,299 not working too well for us right now. 835 00:43:44,773 --> 00:43:46,607 So not voting for Wyman makes me 836 00:43:46,673 --> 00:43:48,132 a racist and a hypocrite? 837 00:43:48,191 --> 00:43:50,282 If the tiny glove fits... 838 00:43:51,388 --> 00:43:52,638 We got to go pretty soon, baby. 839 00:43:52,939 --> 00:43:54,322 Bye, Fi. 840 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,205 You're drinking a beer in the middle of the day. 841 00:43:59,244 --> 00:44:00,291 It might be a clue 842 00:44:00,316 --> 00:44:02,744 as to whether you're making the right decision or not. 843 00:44:06,028 --> 00:44:07,070 Bye, girl. 844 00:44:42,398 --> 00:44:44,065 How much you get? 845 00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:46,149 Twelve. 846 00:44:46,231 --> 00:44:49,074 You know, he's probably gonna wreck that bike within a week. 847 00:44:49,116 --> 00:44:50,152 Yeah. 848 00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:54,332 You may even get a chance to rebuild it again if he lives. 849 00:45:09,107 --> 00:45:11,481 Hey, Frank. What the fuck is going on here? 850 00:45:11,565 --> 00:45:12,899 What? 851 00:45:20,190 --> 00:45:22,857 Who are these ninja motherfuckers? 852 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,773 Shit. Are those women? 853 00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:37,481 Fuck you! 854 00:45:46,481 --> 00:45:48,315 You did this? 855 00:45:53,273 --> 00:45:54,815 Hey! 856 00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:23,815 Hey. 857 00:46:26,481 --> 00:46:27,815 Hi. 858 00:46:29,732 --> 00:46:32,481 Did I do something wrong? 859 00:46:35,024 --> 00:46:37,440 - I can't do this again. - Do what? 860 00:46:37,523 --> 00:46:39,273 It's just... It's too many triggers, 861 00:46:39,356 --> 00:46:41,231 - and it just... - Triggers? 862 00:46:41,315 --> 00:46:43,732 Falling in love with a straight girl, it's too painful. 863 00:46:43,815 --> 00:46:46,607 Oh, Alex, I'm gay. 864 00:46:46,690 --> 00:46:50,315 You've been gay what, two days? 865 00:46:50,398 --> 00:46:52,773 I always do this. I always do this. 866 00:46:52,857 --> 00:46:56,107 I promised myself I wouldn't do it again, and... 867 00:46:56,190 --> 00:46:57,607 What... what if I am gay? 868 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,523 See, you're not even sure. 869 00:46:59,607 --> 00:47:01,207 You don't know if you're in love with me 870 00:47:01,273 --> 00:47:02,773 or you just hate men. 871 00:47:02,857 --> 00:47:06,440 Can't I be in love with you and hate men, too? 872 00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:07,523 Please go. 873 00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:09,231 Just go. 874 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,107 You choose. 875 00:47:43,273 --> 00:47:45,899 We count off 20 paces, turn, and shoot. 876 00:47:45,982 --> 00:47:47,607 Okay. 877 00:47:50,982 --> 00:47:52,982 Uh, back to back. 878 00:47:53,065 --> 00:47:54,440 Saw it in a movie. 879 00:47:59,565 --> 00:48:02,773 One, two, three, four, 880 00:48:02,857 --> 00:48:07,398 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 881 00:48:07,481 --> 00:48:15,231 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. 882 00:48:32,356 --> 00:48:34,231 What the hell did you do that for? 883 00:48:34,315 --> 00:48:36,607 I don't want to go to West Point! 884 00:48:36,690 --> 00:48:38,815 - Fucking kid... - It's my dad! 885 00:48:40,648 --> 00:48:42,408 I want to go to Sarah Lawrence and be a poet. 886 00:48:42,481 --> 00:48:43,940 What? 887 00:48:44,024 --> 00:48:46,690 Hey, hey, hey... 888 00:48:46,773 --> 00:48:48,107 Oh, I'm a... I'm a cripple now. 889 00:48:48,190 --> 00:48:49,624 I don't have to go into the military. 890 00:48:49,648 --> 00:48:51,315 Yeah, I don't know if it works like that. 891 00:48:51,398 --> 00:48:54,190 It's a flesh wound. Probably heal up pretty quick. 892 00:48:56,481 --> 00:48:57,690 Shit! 893 00:48:57,773 --> 00:48:59,149 Shit! Shoot me. 894 00:48:59,231 --> 00:49:01,690 - What? - Yeah, through the bone. 895 00:49:01,773 --> 00:49:04,149 All right, I'll have a limp. Great poets have limps. 896 00:49:04,231 --> 00:49:06,024 No fucking way. 897 00:49:06,107 --> 00:49:09,899 "I wander, lonely as a cloud 898 00:49:09,982 --> 00:49:11,899 that floats on high o'er vale and hills, 899 00:49:11,982 --> 00:49:14,940 when all at once, I see a crowd, a host, 900 00:49:15,024 --> 00:49:17,024 of golden daffodils..." 901 00:49:17,107 --> 00:49:19,065 Jesus, knock off that golden daffodils shit. 902 00:49:19,149 --> 00:49:21,024 "Besides the lake beneath the trees, 903 00:49:21,107 --> 00:49:23,024 fluttering, dancing in the breeze, 904 00:49:23,107 --> 00:49:24,815 continuous as the stars 905 00:49:24,899 --> 00:49:28,481 that shine and twinkle in the"... Oh! 906 00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:29,815 Fuck! 907 00:49:29,899 --> 00:49:31,481 Fuck! Thank you. 908 00:49:33,815 --> 00:49:36,190 Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh, one was enough. 909 00:49:36,273 --> 00:49:38,190 I'm good. 910 00:49:42,398 --> 00:49:43,732 Ah, hey. 911 00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:45,481 Hey, thanks, man. 912 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:47,398 Dude, kill it at West Point! 913 00:50:02,315 --> 00:50:03,648 What happened to your hand? 914 00:50:04,857 --> 00:50:08,607 I was in a riot outside an elementary school. 915 00:50:08,690 --> 00:50:10,732 A riot? 916 00:50:10,815 --> 00:50:12,857 It was Frank. Don't ask. 917 00:50:21,149 --> 00:50:22,732 I voted for Wyman. 918 00:50:25,607 --> 00:50:28,107 Good. 919 00:50:28,197 --> 00:50:31,096 So I'm not a traitor to my class. 920 00:50:31,121 --> 00:50:33,861 - No, I never said that you were. - You thought so. 921 00:50:43,315 --> 00:50:44,565 What's going on? 922 00:50:44,648 --> 00:50:45,732 I'm moving back home. 923 00:50:45,815 --> 00:50:47,065 You moved out? 924 00:50:47,149 --> 00:50:48,891 Alex and I broke up. 925 00:50:49,982 --> 00:50:51,773 Who's Alex? 926 00:50:51,857 --> 00:50:52,690 Shut up, Lip! 927 00:50:52,773 --> 00:50:53,940 Shut up! 928 00:51:02,481 --> 00:51:04,690 Hey, um, are you gonna be all right hanging here 929 00:51:04,773 --> 00:51:06,398 if I have to go out for a while? 930 00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:07,982 Where are you going? 931 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,648 I'll be back, all right? Just do your homework. 932 00:51:12,773 --> 00:51:15,857 Those hairy-armpit Rastas are tougher than they look. 933 00:51:18,653 --> 00:51:21,726 Hey. Fought the good fight, Mo. 934 00:51:21,902 --> 00:51:23,777 You got nothing to be ashamed of. 935 00:51:28,447 --> 00:51:30,829 In a shocking development on the South Side, 936 00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:33,565 and with all polling locations now reporting, 937 00:51:33,648 --> 00:51:36,690 Maurice "Mo" White is the surprise victor... 938 00:51:36,765 --> 00:51:39,275 - Holy shit, Mo. - collecting just over 52% 939 00:51:39,369 --> 00:51:40,815 of the votes cast. 940 00:51:40,906 --> 00:51:42,228 - Mo White... - You won. 941 00:51:42,253 --> 00:51:44,344 Pollsters admit that estimates were likely skewed 942 00:51:44,510 --> 00:51:46,619 due to the reluctance of most voters 943 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:49,161 to admit they're actually bigots. 944 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:52,398 You're a congressman again. What are you gonna do? 945 00:51:52,481 --> 00:51:54,065 - Mo White! - Huh. 946 00:51:54,149 --> 00:51:56,773 - Mo White! Mo White! - Absolutely nothing. 947 00:51:56,857 --> 00:51:58,690 That's the beauty of being in Congress. 948 00:51:58,773 --> 00:52:01,190 You don't have to do a goddamn thing. 949 00:52:04,690 --> 00:52:05,773 where shocked supporters 950 00:52:05,857 --> 00:52:07,481 can't believe the results 951 00:52:07,565 --> 00:52:09,899 and are already calling for a recount. 952 00:52:09,982 --> 00:52:11,523 Wyman collected only 20... 953 00:52:23,024 --> 00:52:25,648 What the fuck do you want? 954 00:52:25,732 --> 00:52:27,899 Ten grand. 955 00:52:35,107 --> 00:52:36,690 I give you ten grand, 956 00:52:36,773 --> 00:52:39,690 and you agree to stay away from Xan. 957 00:52:39,773 --> 00:52:42,231 You have to sign some papers. 958 00:52:49,107 --> 00:52:51,940 What kind of papers? 959 00:52:52,024 --> 00:52:55,690 You'd relinquish your parental rights... 960 00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:58,857 and make me Xan's legal guardian. 961 00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:06,440 Ten grand. 962 00:53:09,065 --> 00:53:10,773 Take it or leave it. 963 00:53:17,065 --> 00:53:20,273 Can I see the papers? 964 00:53:28,565 --> 00:53:31,149 You'd have to sign it in front of a notary... 965 00:53:31,231 --> 00:53:32,648 to make it legal. 966 00:53:32,732 --> 00:53:35,024 We can go in the morning. 967 00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:39,857 Mom? 968 00:53:44,982 --> 00:53:47,565 I knew you'd come back for me! 969 00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:53,648 It's so good to see you. 970 00:54:54,648 --> 00:54:55,899 Congressman Mo White 971 00:54:55,982 --> 00:54:57,356 was sworn into office 972 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,231 on Capitol Hill today. 973 00:54:59,315 --> 00:55:01,607 The surprise winner won a hard-fought campaign 974 00:55:01,690 --> 00:55:04,398 against Isaac Ruiz and Eleanor Wyman, 975 00:55:04,481 --> 00:55:07,107 capturing 52% of the vote. 976 00:55:07,190 --> 00:55:08,330 Not long ago... 977 00:55:08,385 --> 00:55:10,190 I didn't know Mo had a family. 978 00:55:10,291 --> 00:55:12,979 - He campaigned relentlessly... - He doesn't. 979 00:55:13,006 --> 00:55:14,721 and it definitely paid off. 980 00:55:14,815 --> 00:55:21,403 CREDITS