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Okay, boys, this one's for Jerry.

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May he rest in peace.

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One for me, one for
you, and one for you.

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D-Do not peer pressure me. I
haven't taken my pills yet.

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Do you know what happens when you mix

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prescription drugs and alcohol?

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Yeah, a good time.

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I wouldn't do it. I once
mixed six tabs of acid

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with some New England hard cider.

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Long story short,

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I can't eat apples with
my clothes on anymore.

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Let's raise a glass.

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Jerry, what can I say?

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You were the most ornery, foul-mouthed,

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mentally deranged son
of a bitch I ever met,

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and thank God I did.

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- We're gonna miss you, old pal.
- Yeah, we are.

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To Jerry.

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- To Jerry.
- To Jerry!

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So, should we talk replacements?

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Have you lost your mind?

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Well, it is a prime seat.
We got to move fast.

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Now, look, guys, you know
we can never replace Jerry.

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The man was a legend. So
I say we honor his legacy

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the way it should be
honored, with an empty seat.

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Do you mind?

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It has been a bitch of a morning.

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Uh, hey, baby, you must be lost.

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Don't start, flyboy.

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I'm not in the mood and
I am not interested.

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Look, lady, I don't know who you are,

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but you can't sit there.

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Why not? Who are you
guys, the cool kids?

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Damn straight we are.

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You...

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Really?

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Him? Wow.

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I don't know where you came from,

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but you can't sit wherever you want.

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You got to be invited.

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He's right. You have to earn that spot.

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Fine. I'll arm wrestle you for it.

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- Fine.
- Wait, wait, S-Sid. Ooh.

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Did better than I thought.

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Look, you gots to go.

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That seat belongs to Jerry.

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Is that right? Where is this Jerry?

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Good morning, Shady Meadows.

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I'm sorry to announce that Jerry Walsh

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passed away yesterday.

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There'll be free balloons
and a cheese plate

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available in his memory.
Have a nice day.

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Jerry?

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What is your problem?

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Why you want to sit at our
table so bad, anyway?

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You know, honestly, I don't,

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but then you told me that I couldn't.

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So now you are gonna need a
hearse to drag me out of here

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because nobody tells me what to do.

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Nobody.

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You want me to arm-wrestle her again?

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I think I'm getting a second wind.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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That woman is violent.

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I think she broke my elbow.

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Times sure have changed.

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I mean, in the '50s, a
woman wouldn't dare

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just come sit at our table like that.

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In the '50s, you wouldn't have
been allowed in the restaurant.

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I'd have been allowed
in, but I'd have had

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to talk like this.

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Plus, she disrespected Jerry.

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And speaking of Jerry,

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we need to talk about
his memorial service.

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Why do we have to talk about it?

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Aren't they gonna give him one?

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A cheese plate and
balloons is not a service.

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- Jerry liked to party.
- Yeah.

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He would want something epic.

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You know, like kegs and a DJ, fireworks,

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people getting butt naked up in here.

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We need to throw something
like a Burning Man.

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You want to burn a man?

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No, it's a sex festival in the desert.

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I go every year.

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Well, Allison is not gonna
let you throw a party.

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She runs this place like Alcatraz.

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Don't worry about Allison.
We gonna go around her.

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Yeah, but a party like that's
gonna cost a lot of dough.

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Money?

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Oh, that's not gonna be a problem.

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Well, why? You came into some scratch?

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Well... I got this.

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Is that Jerry's credit card?

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How the hell did you get
Jerry's credit card?

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Well, how does anything happen, Hank?

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You're not the only one with good ideas.

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Why is this still loose?

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Hey, do you know where
the supply closet is?

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No, nuh-uh. Do you know
how to fix a table?

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Psst! Come on, over here.

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Hurry up, man, come on.

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Sorry to be so sneaky,

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but you probably do this all the time.

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Not really.

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Okay. Can I get your credit card?

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Yes, you may.

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And, uh, I am Mr. Jerry Walsh.

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Okay. And a photo ID?

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Say what now?

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I mean, obviously, you're old enough.

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It's just company policy.
Is that gonna be a problem?

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No, that's not gonna be a problem.

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I mean, why would it be
a problem? You know.

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I'm sure I got it here
somewhere... somewhere.

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- Run!
- Run? I haven't run in 30 years.

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You can do it.

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No, actually, I can't.
I've got three fake hips

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'cause of a bet I lost to
that doctor in Costa Rica.

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All right, look, on my
cue, we're gonna snatch

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that credit card and
make a break for it.

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- I'm sorry. Where were we, now?
- Just to let you know,

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I could hear everything
you guys were saying.

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Run!

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You don't have to run.

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I'm not gonna chase you.

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What are you guys trying to do to me?

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I mean, it feels like
it's becoming personal.

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Is it personal?

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Did I do something to offend you?

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Well, you took our credit card.

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You know, some of us
aren't retired, Hank.

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Some of us are trying to keep our jobs.

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That sounds like a "you" problem.

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No. Actually, it's a "you" problem.

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Actually actually,

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it's a "you and you and you" problem.

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Because of you three, I've
got higher blood pressure

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than half the people in here.

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That sounds like another "you" problem.

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I'm sorry about Jerry.

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But if we threw a rager
every time a person died,

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this place would look
like Bourbon Street.

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Bourbon Street's okay.
The best streets are...

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few blocks over.

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Bourbon Street's okay.
What I'm saying here, Sid,

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is that people want peace and quiet.

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Peace and quiet? I'm gonna have plenty

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of peace and quiet when I'm dead.

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I want to party. Jerry wanted to party.

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And nobody wants to party with
balloons and a cheese plate.

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What's so bad about that?

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Jerry hated cheese. The man
was lactose intolerant.

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I don't know what to tell you,
Hank. The rules are the rules.

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You don't like them, you can leave.

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You do realize you're
all here voluntarily.

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What? We are?

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Yes. It's a retirement community,

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not an insane asylum.

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My kids are liars.

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Well, voluntary or not, the rules stink.

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And what qualifies you

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to come up with these
rules anyway, Missy?

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I went to Harvard Business School.

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I never heard of it.

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You've never heard of Harvard?

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Oh, Harvard!

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I thought you said "Barnyard."

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I can't hear a thing today.

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That's a great school.

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All right, guys, time to
get out of my office.

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Well, if you're not gonna
let us throw a party,

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at least move what's-her-face
from our table.

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Who? Margaret?

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No, she can sit wherever she wants.

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There's nothing I can do about it.

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Oh, I get it.

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So you're saying there's
nothing you can do.

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- Right.
- So you want us to handle it.

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That's what you're saying.

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That's not at all what I'm saying.

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Ah, it's cool. I hear you, baby.

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I feel like you don't.

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Ah, I got it. Say no more.

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I feel like I should.

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Mm. Let's roll, boys.

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Walked right into that one, Harvard.

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You want me to flirt with her?

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I don't think I can do this.

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You want that woman sitting
at our table forever?

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Trust me, this'll work.

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But it should be you or Charlie
or at least somebody straight.

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Sid, only a gay man can hit
on a woman these days.

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If I so much as bump
into the side of a tata,

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I could wind up in jail for six years.

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I did six years in jail. Wasn't so bad.

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- I was in the best shape of my...
- Charlie.

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Now, Sid, your mere presence

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makes most people uncomfortable.

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Now, all you got to do is, is take that

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and dial that up to, like, an 11.

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She'll be running to
another table in no time.

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Fine. Here goes nothing.

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I'll take off my glasses
so I look more butch.

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Well, hello, little lady.

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Are you all right?

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Do you mind if I join you?

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How can I resist?

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- Where are your friends?
- Well, they're not hiding,

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if that's what you're asking.

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I wasn't.

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So, I know a man is not supposed

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to say these things when sitting
with a woman these days,

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but if you really want Jerry's seat,

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I know a way you can earn it.

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Through me.

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Really?

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What would I have to do?

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Well, you know, uh,

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man-woman stuff.

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I don't know.

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Why don't you give me the details?

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Well, you know, when a...

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man takes a woman and
unhooks things and...

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... takes liberties with her person.

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You know the rest.

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No, still lost.

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He puts his lips on things,

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and-and his hands go everywhere.

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Cheese and crackers, don't
make me keep saying it!

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Well, all right.

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Why don't we go back to my room

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and you can show me instead?

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No, I think I made
myself perfectly clear.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. no

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I want you to show me.

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Come on, lover boy.

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Get up.

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Well, maybe this will
work out in our favor.

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I mean, if you slept with Sid,

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would you really want to
sit next to him all day?

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It's Sid I'm worried about.

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If she goes anywhere near his
penis, his heart could explode.

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I've seen a man's heart explode once.

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It's not pretty.

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When did you see a man's heart explode?

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How you gonna see that?
It's inside his body.

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Well, it-it came out!

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Way out!

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All right, all right, Charlie,

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I'm gonna stop asking you questions.

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So, three hours later,

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I wake up on the floor

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next to a longshoreman, with
a rubber tube in my hand.

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And I'm thinking to myself,

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"Did he get the enema or was it me?"?

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My God!

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I've been there!

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What the hell is this?

260
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,330
Oh, speaking of enemas,

261
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,680
look who just showed up.

262
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,970
You told her, didn't you?

263
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,280
I'm sorry, Hank. She
knew what I was doing

264
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,560
and she flipped it on me.

265
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,979
You were supposed to scare her away,

266
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,760
not swap booty stories with her.

267
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,920
She found my weakness.

268
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,320
Come on, Sid, let's go.

269
00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:16,000
No, actually...

270
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,560
I want to stay.

271
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,000
You want to what?

272
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,340
I want to hear the end of the story.

273
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:26,040
Plus, I wouldn't mind hearing
the first part of that story.

274
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,440
I can't believe you guys.

275
00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:30,450
You want to sit here eating
chips with this seat stealer?

276
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,000
Then you go right ahead.

277
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,640
I hope your guacamole
tastes like betrayal.

278
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,000
$75!

279
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,720
Do I hear $75 for a chance

280
00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:47,020
to sit at the best table
in all of Shady Meadows?

281
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,300
$75.

282
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,300
Dudley? No, man.

283
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,600
You must be kidding me.

284
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,600
Hank, what's all this about?

285
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,990
Well, since you all are
disrespecting Jerry,

286
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,990
I decided I'm gonna
auction off your seats

287
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,480
so I can raise money to pay
for his memorial service.

288
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,380
What? You can't sell our seats.

289
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,560
$90.

290
00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:05,690
$95.

291
00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:06,890
$100.

292
00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,660
- $110.
- $115.

293
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,360
$1 million.

294
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,199
That's too steep for me. I'm out.

295
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,280
You know you don't have
no million dollars.

296
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,300
Well, not on me. But
if you got a shovel,

297
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,460
we can go out to the desert.

298
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,620
Who is this fossil?

299
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,250
That's Phillips. That's his chair now.

300
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,299
He paid $11 for that seat.

301
00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:40,000
I don't need this!

302
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,340
I'm out of here!

303
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,420
No refunds, Phillips!

304
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,900
Woman, you are working my last nerve.

305
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,770
Hank, maybe it's time to let it go.

306
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,280
We're not gonna have a big party.

307
00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:53,419
We're just gonna sit here,

308
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,009
eat cheese, break wind,

309
00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:56,720
and stare at Jerry's ashes.

310
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,210
Wait, hold up now. Ashes?

311
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,680
They can't cremate Jerry.

312
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,140
- Why not?
- The man is Irish.

313
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,860
And the Irish like their
dead bodies in a open box

314
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,090
in the middle of a bar.

315
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,590
Then they drink whiskey,

316
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,560
then they sing songs, then
they fight each other.

317
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,340
Sometimes they fight the dead body.

318
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,460
What the hell are you saying?

319
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,760
I'm saying we got to hop in a cab

320
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:18,956
and go on down to that morgue

321
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,420
and get Jerry the hell out of there.

322
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,080
Have you lost your ever-loving mind?

323
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,900
We can't do that.

324
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:28,600
Plus, no cab driver will let
you transport a dead body.

325
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,920
I did it all the time when I was
a rickshaw driver in Bangkok.

326
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:35,440
Charlie, I'm gonna take my thumb,

327
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,860
I'm gonna push it on your eyeball

328
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,820
till it pops out your ear.

329
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,679
Now, does anybody here
have a... have a car?

330
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,040
I can drive you guys.

331
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,920
Ah, hell, no. Anybody else?

332
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,170
I can drive if you guys tell me

333
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,160
what I'm seeing out the windshield.

334
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,440
It's your life.

335
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:54,300
Okay, fine, but this
doesn't make us friends.

336
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,020
And I'm driving.

337
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:01,370
- Watch your blind spot.
- All right.

338
00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:03,810
- She's braking.
- Mm-hmm.

339
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:04,940
Pull over...

340
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:08,220
Man, Sid, why you got to sit like that?

341
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,380
You're blocking my view.

342
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,180
Well, I can't see out the window

343
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,720
if I sit in the seat.

344
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,620
Margaret's blocking my view.

345
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,420
Do you have to see out the front window?

346
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,039
It's a car; they have
windows on the sides.

347
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,900
I get motion sickness.

348
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,420
I'm scared I'll spit up.

349
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,540
Don't you spit up on me.

350
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,580
You really have to slow down, Hank.

351
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,950
You're going too fast.

352
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,176
Well, it's too late for all that.

353
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,816
They're probably popping
Jerry in the oven

354
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,039
- as we speak.
- Oh.

355
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,750
And that said, how fast am I going?

356
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,540
Which one of these dials
is your speedometer?

357
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,040
I don't know.

358
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,160
You don't know how to read
your own speedometer?

359
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,840
It's not my car.

360
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,550
Well, whose car is it, then?

361
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,880
It's that Dudley guy's;
I swiped his key.

362
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,760
I thought you said you had a car.

363
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,550
I said I could drive a car.

364
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:50,150
I never said that I had one.

365
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,739
So I'm driving a stolen car.

366
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,536
Oh, Lord, we're getting pulled over.

367
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,180
I told you to slow down.

368
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:01,060
Oh, this is no good.

369
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:04,400
A black man in a stolen
car with a white woman?

370
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,299
All right, everybody just relax,

371
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,880
act like we have Alzheimer's.

372
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:18,460
Well, the good news is they
bought your dementia story.

373
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,260
The bad news is,

374
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,120
Jerry has seen better days.

375
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,590
Oh, I don't know. I think
he looks good in red.

376
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,999
Woman, don't you start with me.

377
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,420
This is all your fault.

378
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,110
From the moment you came up in here,

379
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,376
ain't been nothing but trouble.

380
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,930
'Cause of you, Jerry will
never get his open casket.

381
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:34,600
Why don't you just flip the lid?

382
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,230
Eh, don't you touch him.

383
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,100
Don't you touch him.

384
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,860
Shoot, knowing you,
you're liable to drop him.

385
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:44,040
No!

386
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,260
Oh.

387
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,560
Boy, you don't see that every day.

388
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,280
Maybe I can find a broom,

389
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,940
we could sweep him into
a little zip-it bag.

390
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,620
The-the Dag zip-it?

391
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,820
They put the zip-it a thunda snug.

392
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,540
He's talking gibberish.

393
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,579
I-Is he having a stroke?

394
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:05,460
He might be. I say it's
best we all just walk away.

395
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,130
We aren't getting the Jerry
pieces back in the bottle.

396
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,070
Get... Bring-bring... get-get the glue

397
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,320
with-with the thing on
it, man. Oh, Lord.

398
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,460
Okay, Jerry, I'm gonna rent a cannon,

399
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:27,419
then we'll tuck you inside,
then I'm gonna blast you

400
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:30,060
right upside that woman's head.

401
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:34,200
You know, Hank, I think
it's time to let it go.

402
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,300
You know, when I was in the Navy,

403
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,040
I had a little saying:

404
00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:41,820
"When the sea gets choppy,
don't go on the boat."

405
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,340
Of course, the sea is always choppy,

406
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,980
so I got a dishonorable discharge

407
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,510
for dereliction of duties.

408
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:51,080
I had a whole different
saying about the Navy.

409
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:59,000
But now's not the time or the place.

410
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,760
Now, Hank, my point is that

411
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,900
I don't think you're mad at that woman.

412
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:08,500
And I don't think you're
mad about Jerry's party.

413
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,200
I think you're scared.

414
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,240
We all are.

415
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:16,040
'Cause one day it's gonna
be about our crappy party

416
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,780
and who gets to sit in our seat.

417
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:22,450
And just like that... we're forgotten.

418
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,340
You know, Charlie,

419
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,580
that's the most lucid thing
I've ever heard you say.

420
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,600
Thank you.

421
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,940
And you are 100% incorrect!

422
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,890
You guys remember when I lost my
wife to the big man upstairs?

423
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,860
I thought your wife left you.

424
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,739
She did... for the
retired football player

425
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,000
who lived in the penthouse.

426
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,160
See, that's when I moved in
here and I met you guys.

427
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:48,870
I tell you what, Jerry,
even at my lowest,

428
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,310
he showed me that life
could still be fun.

429
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,980
And if I'm scared, maybe I'm just scared

430
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,850
that it's not gonna be any
fun around here anymore,

431
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,180
now that Jerry's gone.

432
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,920
Well, maybe we don't
need Jerry to have fun.

433
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,760
Hell, we had one heck of
a day with that woman.

434
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:11,490
Jerry never got us arrested.

435
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:15,030
Yeah, he never stole a
car, and that was fun.

436
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,340
Yeah, but that woman, she
just gets under my skin.

437
00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:21,040
Well, Jerry got under everybody's skin.

438
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,240
He used to replace my beta blockers

439
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,860
with boner pills.

440
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,910
It was a joke.

441
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,110
Not to my poor little pecker.

442
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,999
Okay. Okay, Sid.

443
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,780
What the hell is that?

444
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,080
_

445
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,900
Oh, I'm sorry, you guys
can't come in here.

446
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,320
You have to be invited.

447
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,870
I'm just kidding.

448
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,360
Surprise. Here's your party.

449
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,640
This was you? You did this?

450
00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:01,360
You're welcome.

451
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,560
How? What did you tell Allison?

452
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,720
Well, I said, "Please let me throw

453
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,150
"this party for the boys.

454
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:10,330
"I mean, I'm here all alone and
nobody likes me very much.

455
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,640
Please."

456
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,460
- And that worked?
- No.

457
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:17,080
So I slipped her a sleeping
pill and knocked the bitch out.

458
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,770
See?

459
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,430
She's way more fun than Jerry.

460
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,930
You know, I talked everything
over with the guys,

461
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,300
and despite their objections,

462
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,820
I think you should take Jerry's seat.

463
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,570
- Well, I accept.
- On a probationary basis.

464
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:31,816
Just as long as you know, I'm still

465
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,256
gonna be calling the shots around here.

466
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,010
Well, we'll-we'll see about that.

467
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:36,980
What-what do you mean by
"we'll see about that"?

468
00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:39,350
- Never mind.
- What? No, I changed my mind.

469
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,360
- We shouldn't be doing this.
- Ah.

470
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,696
You know, I think I
might take your chair.

471
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,960
I believe it has a better view.

472
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,650
N-N-N-N-N-No. Nah. Uh-uh.

473
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,460
She can't put the, put-put
the, put the thing

474
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,500
on the, on the moova.

475
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,160
So there I am,

476
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,670
halftime at the Super Bowl
operating camera five,

477
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,599
and I... and over my headset I hear,

478
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,920
"Cut to Janet Jackson."

479
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,220
Excuse me, Ms. Walsh?

480
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,210
Oh, you can call me Jerry.

481
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,680
I hate to bother you, but your
credit card has been declined.

482
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,640
Oh, no, there must be some mistake.

483
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,280
I've tried it several times.

484
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,180
All right. Well, hold your horses.

485
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:19,020
I'll get you a different c-card.

486
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,850
I'm gonna go, uh, get my...

487
00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:22,720
I'm gonna... Run!

488
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,400
Sir? Oh!

489
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,540
That's pretty good.

490
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:35,540
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