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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis

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at East Texas Tech.

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He said I could audit his course.

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I'm John Sturgis.

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Sheldon invited me to dinner.

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Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful.

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You're only here temporarily?

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That's the plan for now,

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but I could be enticed to stay.

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I do believe there was subtext there.

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Did you pick up on it?

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Okay.

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I'll see you later.

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Are you sure you don't
want to stay with me?

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I don't think so. I don't
really understand this stuff.

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That's how I felt when
we watched Dirty Dancing,

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and I stayed.

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When Patrick Swayze takes
his shirt off in here,

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I'll be back. You have a good one.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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Who are you?

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I'm Paige.

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I like your bow tie.

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Thank you.

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You seem awfully young, Paige.

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Are you with an adult
who's taking this class?

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No. Dr. Sturgis heard about my research

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on quantum chromodynamics
at high temperatures

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and invited me to audit his course.

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Is that so?

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Yes. He's been super nice.

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Interesting. Well, just so we're clear,

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he's my mentor, he's
my meemaw's boyfriend,

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and he had spaghetti
and hot dogs at my house.

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The spaghetti goes on the hot dogs?

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No.

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You realize this is
a very advanced class.

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We'll be discussing

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deriving nuclear physics
from the quark model.

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Do you know if he'll be doing
a full color octet calculation

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with matrix manipulations?

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I do not.

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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?

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No.

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Well, do you know anything?

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I know you're in my spot.

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How old are you?

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I'm ten.

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I'm ten, too.

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When's your birthday?

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February 26.

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March 17.

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I'm the youngest person in this class.

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That's funny.

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Oh, good.

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I see you two have met.

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I'm younger than him.

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How come you never mentioned
she was coming to this class?

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I thought it would be a fun surprise.

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I don't like surprises.

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Neither do I.

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Then why did you do it?

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Some people like surprises.

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I love surprises.

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Did you enjoy this one?

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- Yes.
- A 50% success rate.

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Not bad. Let's get started.

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Not since sharing a
uterus with my twin sister

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have I been so unhappy
sitting next to someone.

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Awful quiet back there.

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I'm having an emotion
I'm unfamiliar with.

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Hmm. Think it might have something to do

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with your new classmate?

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It's possible.

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She's the only variable
in the social equation.

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So what are you feeling?

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My face is hot,

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I've a knot in my stomach,

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and I'm resisting the urge
to kick your seat right now.

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I'm thinking it might be jealousy.

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No, that's not in my nature.

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All right, let's go
through all the emotions.

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I'm looking at your face,

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so I'm gonna rule out happy.

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Are you sad?

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No, there's too much anger in there.

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Oh, well, maybe you're angry.

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No, there's too much sad in there.

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Maybe you got a little crush on her.

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Do you want me to kick your seat?

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I don't know, Moonpie.

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I'm still thinking it might be jealousy.

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Give me one reason
why I would be jealous.

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Well, Dr. Sturgis means a lot to you,

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and now he's paying
attention to somebody else.

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You're used to being the
only smart kid around,

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and now there's another.

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Oh, and there's the possibility...

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I said one reason, thank you.

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Hello?

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Hello, Mary.

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This is John Sturgis,

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Sheldon's professor
and your mother's lover.

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Hi. And "John" was more than enough.

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I was calling because there's
a new student in my class

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who's Sheldon's age.

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No kidding.

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Her mother wondered if I
could put you two in contact

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since you have so much in common.

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Oh, of course.

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Excellent.

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I'll give you the
number when you're ready.

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Um...

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I am ready.

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409-356-6049.

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John?

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Yes?

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That's my number.

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So it is!

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This is so exciting.

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Don't you understand

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what this means?

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Rather than me feel dumb,
how about you just tell me?

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These are parents we
can actually relate to.

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- Yeah, sure.
- All the times we wonder

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if we're doing right by
Sheldon or how to handle him,

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we finally have someone
to compare notes with.

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There's notes?

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I just been winging it.

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- I'm gonna call her right now.
- Sounds good.

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Oh, thank you, Lord, for connecting us

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with the parents of
another special child.

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You kids are special, too.

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Do you feel special?

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At least I'm the only daughter.

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You got nothing.

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And she's such a know-it-all.

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Yeah, you mentioned that.

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I'm surprised her arm wasn't sore

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from raising her hand so much.

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Yep, sure.

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And who goes to college with stickers

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on their notepad?

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I don't know.

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Unicorn stickers.

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And we're home.

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Hey, Shelly.

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Guess who's coming over tomorrow?

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Your new friend Paige.

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Okay, I'm gonna go.

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Come on, Shelly. Maybe
you'll end up being friends.

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I don't like her,

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I'm not going to like
her, and Tam is my friend.

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I don't need another one.

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You can have more than one friend.

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I'm sure Tam has other friends.

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No, I'm all he's got.

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And even I avoid him half the time.

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Also, you don't have any friends.

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Why are you so worried about me?

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I have friends.

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Then how come the only person
who ever comes over is Meemaw?

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Because...

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Okay, this isn't about me.

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So Paige didn't make a
good first impression,

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but that can change.

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What's that new Star Trek show?

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Next Generation?

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When that first came on,
you said a new Star Trek

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without Dr. Spock could never be good,

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but I've seen you watching it.

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Well, first of all, it's Mr. Spock.

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Dr. Spock writes books about babies.

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My apologies.

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And second of all,
Paige isn't a TV show.

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She's a person, and we all
know how I feel about people.

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Okay, look.

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You're right.

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I don't have many friends,

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so I was hoping to get
to know Paige's mom.

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But if it makes you uncomfortable,

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then I will call her and cancel.

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I'll think about it.

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Thank you, baby.

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Guilt and jealousy in the same day.

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I slept hard that night.

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Mmm.

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Did you know that there's
a type of vanilla flavoring

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derived from the anal glands

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of the North American beaver?

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That seems like a fact
you could have shared

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before we started eating.

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It isn't used very often.

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I understand it's difficult
to, uh, milk the little sacs.

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Cool. Okay, new topic.

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Let's talk about Sheldon.

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Wonderful. What about him?

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He's having kind of a hard time
with the new girl in your class.

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Really? Why?

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He's jealous of the
attention you're paying her.

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Well, she's remarkable.

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You see that? Less of that.

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But I think he's remarkable, too.

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Perfect. More of that,
less of the other one.

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Understood.

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See, this is why we're great together.

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You teach me about social etiquette,

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and I teach you about beaver anuses.

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It is magical.

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Did you know "ani" is also acceptable

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as the plural of "anus"?

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And the magic continues.

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Must have been most
difficult for you to share.

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The thought of spending an afternoon

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with Paige seemed excruciating,

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but I wanted to make my mother happy.

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I was torn.

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The release of emotions, Mr. Spock,

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is what keeps us healthy...

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Emotionally healthy, that is.

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Luckily, the wise words
of Gene Roddenberry

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flatly delivered by Leonard Nimoy

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resolved my dilemma.

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That may be, Doctor.

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However, I have noted

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that the healthy release of emotion

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is frequently very unhealthy.

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I realized if Mr. Spock
could rise above his emotions

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while the fate of the
Enterprise hung in the balance,

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certainly I could tolerate
Paige for a few hours.

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I'm not watching this crap.

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Why do I listen to you?

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Tony, this is going to
help you choose a major.

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This test is designed to help you focus.

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I know, but what if it
says all I'm good at is...

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What are you doing?

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Suppressing my emotions.

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Oh, yeah? Suppress this.

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Hot dogs.

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Vulcans use a technique called Kolinahr

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to suppress their emotions.

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Sheldon, they're here!

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Obviously, I wasn't a Vulcan.

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So I did the next best thing:

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took my feelings and
shoved them down so far

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they may have been lost forever.

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Hi, Sheldon!

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The release of emotions, Mr. Spock,

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is what keeps us healthy.

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Dr. McCoy was an idiot.

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- Well, you just have a beautiful home.
- Thank you.

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Can I interest anyone

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in something stronger than iced tea?

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Oh, well, I'll take a
beer if you have one.

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Don't worry. He's personally keeping

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the Lone Star Brewing
Company in business.

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They did send me a belt buckle.

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Be right back.

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So, Barry, uh, Linda tells me

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- you're a dentist?
- Uh, yes.

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I have a practice up in Jasper.

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Uh, Paige actually does some
of the bookkeeping for us.

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That's so funny.

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Sheldon does our taxes.

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- Oh!
- Yeah, we used to pay her

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00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:04,914
in stickers, but, this year,

270
00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:06,517
she actually started asking for money.

271
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,026
Well, don't let Sheldon hear that.

272
00:11:08,028 --> 00:11:09,480
We pay him in binder clips.

273
00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:11,574
He loves being organized.

274
00:11:11,577 --> 00:11:12,545
Boy, does he.

275
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,666
We can't go to the grocery
store without him making sure

276
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that all the labels are
facing the right way.

277
00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:20,014
Oh, the stock boys there are
always so happy to see him.

278
00:11:21,052 --> 00:11:22,147
That's adorable.

279
00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:24,855
Well, it wasn't adorable
when we redid our shower

280
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,779
and he wouldn't use it 'cause
two of the tiles were crooked.

281
00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:29,114
He took baths in the sink

282
00:11:29,116 --> 00:11:30,449
until we got it fixed.

283
00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:34,975
So does Paige do any
quirky stuff like that?

284
00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:38,857
- No.
- Not really.

285
00:11:38,859 --> 00:11:40,123
Oh.

286
00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:44,078
Now, since we'll be spending
a few hours together,

287
00:11:44,081 --> 00:11:46,765
I've created a list of
activities to keep us occupied.

288
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,167
We'll start with a tour of my room,

289
00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,202
then board games, and, if time permits,

290
00:11:50,204 --> 00:11:52,467
you can look at and not touch my trains.

291
00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,106
Oh, My Little Pony.

292
00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,123
I love My Little Pony.

293
00:11:56,126 --> 00:11:58,510
That's my sister's, and
it's not part of the tour.

294
00:11:58,512 --> 00:12:00,456
I share a room with my sister, too.

295
00:12:00,459 --> 00:12:01,880
It's super fun.

296
00:12:01,882 --> 00:12:02,948
You're wrong.

297
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:05,870
Now, over here, we have my desk.

298
00:12:05,873 --> 00:12:07,486
This is my computer.

299
00:12:07,488 --> 00:12:08,561
That's my mouse.

300
00:12:08,564 --> 00:12:11,597
This is my printer. This is the
paper that goes in the printer.

301
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,483
This is a box of extra paper

302
00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:15,326
that also goes in the printer.

303
00:12:15,329 --> 00:12:19,881
And this is my signed
picture of Professor Proton.

304
00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:22,534
Do you watch his show?

305
00:12:22,537 --> 00:12:24,870
No. I don't really like it.

306
00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:26,505
You don't?

307
00:12:26,507 --> 00:12:27,606
I think he's boring.

308
00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:31,243
And he dumbs everything down.

309
00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:34,146
Come on, Kolinahr, don't fail me now.

310
00:12:34,148 --> 00:12:36,949
And next on the tour, we have...

311
00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:38,358
a lamp.

312
00:12:41,956 --> 00:12:44,456
This is not making me feel better.

313
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,924
Their kid is perfect.

314
00:12:45,926 --> 00:12:47,339
And so is ours.

315
00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:49,795
So we're lying to each other. Fine.

316
00:12:49,797 --> 00:12:52,222
It's just nice to get
to know another family

317
00:12:52,225 --> 00:12:54,499
who's in a similar situation as us.

318
00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:56,568
And we're still lying.

319
00:13:00,225 --> 00:13:02,107
What grade are you in?

320
00:13:02,109 --> 00:13:03,942
Eighth.

321
00:13:03,944 --> 00:13:05,077
You?

322
00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:06,745
Tenth.

323
00:13:06,747 --> 00:13:07,946
Cool.

324
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,016
Nobody asked, but fourth.

325
00:13:13,554 --> 00:13:15,292
Why do grownups do this?

326
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,389
They love to stick random kids together

327
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:19,291
and expect them to just be friends.

328
00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:20,325
I know.

329
00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:21,526
I hate that.

330
00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:22,761
Fresh Prince is right.

331
00:13:22,764 --> 00:13:24,496
Parents just don't understand.

332
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:26,331
I love that song.

333
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:27,894
I have a cassette of it,

334
00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:29,935
but I recorded it off the radio.

335
00:13:29,937 --> 00:13:31,659
You can hear Sheldon in the background

336
00:13:31,662 --> 00:13:34,264
saying stuff about Sir Isaac Neutron.

337
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:37,409
Ugh, my sister's always
talking about him.

338
00:13:37,411 --> 00:13:38,844
I don't know why.

339
00:13:38,846 --> 00:13:40,612
I think he's dead.

340
00:13:40,614 --> 00:13:42,855
You have no idea how much it sucks

341
00:13:42,858 --> 00:13:44,516
to have a brother like him.

342
00:13:44,518 --> 00:13:46,585
Believe it or not, he's in my class.

343
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:49,521
My parents sent Paige
to a private school.

344
00:13:49,523 --> 00:13:51,912
Cool. We're too poor for that.

345
00:13:57,197 --> 00:14:00,530
Does Sheldon make you feel stupid?

346
00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:02,616
Nah, I'm smart in other ways.

347
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:04,100
Me, too.

348
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:05,936
Hey, I saw an old TV in the alley.

349
00:14:05,939 --> 00:14:07,339
Want to go throw rocks at it?

350
00:14:07,341 --> 00:14:08,273
- Cool!
- Hell yeah!

351
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:09,508
Let's do it.

352
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,078
We could play traditional chess.

353
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,050
Or if you're interested,
we could play a variant

354
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,648
with a new piece I invented.

355
00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:17,949
That sounds fun.

356
00:14:17,951 --> 00:14:19,918
What's the new piece?

357
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,153
A wizard.

358
00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:23,191
The wizard cannot be
taken, and, at any point,

359
00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:26,491
he can teleport and switch
places with any other piece.

360
00:14:26,493 --> 00:14:28,491
Yes, but there's an obvious flaw.

361
00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:29,618
What flaw?

362
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,563
Well, any time anyone is checkmated,

363
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,206
they can simply have the wizard
and their king switch places.

364
00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:36,301
So the game will never end.

365
00:14:36,303 --> 00:14:39,171
I knew that. You passed my test.

366
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:42,069
We told Paige that if she won

367
00:14:42,072 --> 00:14:44,075
the regional spelling
bee, she could get a puppy.

368
00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:45,339
We ended up with two,

369
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,412
'cause she won twice.

370
00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:49,303
Fun! That-That's fun.

371
00:14:50,651 --> 00:14:51,683
All right,

372
00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:52,851
that's enough about Paige.

373
00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:54,920
So, George, I know you're

374
00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:56,154
a football coach.

375
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,489
What about you, Mary?

376
00:14:57,491 --> 00:14:59,491
I work part-time at the church.

377
00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:00,592
- Oh.
- Oh, that's so nice.

378
00:15:00,594 --> 00:15:02,363
I used to work at the
practice with Barry,

379
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,496
but I had to quit once Paige's schedule

380
00:15:04,498 --> 00:15:05,497
started to get busy.

381
00:15:05,499 --> 00:15:07,105
Well, that's understandable.

382
00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:10,035
A unique child can
require a lot of attention.

383
00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:13,171
Mm. Try all the attention. Hmm?

384
00:15:13,174 --> 00:15:16,144
Okay. You know that's
not true, Barry. Well...

385
00:15:16,147 --> 00:15:17,476
She's...

386
00:15:17,478 --> 00:15:18,610
she's right. It's not.

387
00:15:18,612 --> 00:15:20,679
Although I did spend Father's Day alone

388
00:15:20,681 --> 00:15:22,945
'cause she took Paige
to a robotics show.

389
00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:24,995
Okay. That's enough, Barry.

390
00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:26,522
They don't need to hear all this.

391
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:27,710
That's okay.

392
00:15:27,712 --> 00:15:29,228
That's why we're getting together,

393
00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,229
you know, talk about

394
00:15:30,232 --> 00:15:31,764
this kind of stuff.

395
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:34,634
Barry, it sounds like you
might be feeling left out.

396
00:15:34,637 --> 00:15:36,328
Oh. No.

397
00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:38,830
Sometimes I do.

398
00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:40,799
And it's not just me. It's Erica, too.

399
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:43,335
Oh, now he's just being dramatic.

400
00:15:43,337 --> 00:15:44,736
Erica gets a lot of attention,

401
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:46,952
and she's just a joy.

402
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:50,976
Dang it, the screen won't break.

403
00:15:50,978 --> 00:15:52,889
Bet it'll break if we blow it up.

404
00:15:58,178 --> 00:16:00,287
I love her.

405
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:01,276
Fine, you're right.

406
00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:02,949
Erica's doing just great.

407
00:16:02,952 --> 00:16:04,589
Nothing to worry about there.

408
00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:10,162
Oh, come on.

409
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,732
You got any matches?

410
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,033
Be right back.

411
00:16:20,069 --> 00:16:21,967
While she's gone, you want to make out?

412
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:23,909
Sure.

413
00:16:25,264 --> 00:16:27,779
You actually believe in
the multiverse theory?

414
00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,105
Very much so.

415
00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:30,699
It's the most elegant interpretation

416
00:16:30,702 --> 00:16:32,484
of quantum mechanics.

417
00:16:32,486 --> 00:16:36,021
So you really think there are
an infinite number of universes?

418
00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:38,924
Stephen Hawking believes
it, so, yes, I do.

419
00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:42,464
Well, if there are an
infinite number of universes,

420
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,863
I think that theory's
dumb in all of them.

421
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,500
This is fun.

422
00:16:48,502 --> 00:16:50,168
I don't get to have
discussions like this

423
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,613
with kids at my school.

424
00:16:51,616 --> 00:16:52,904
Do you?

425
00:16:52,906 --> 00:16:55,162
No.

426
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:05,484
Do you ever wish you were
just like everyone else?

427
00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:08,284
Not at all.

428
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:09,788
Me neither.

429
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:12,123
I love being smarter than everyone.

430
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,792
Me, too.

431
00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:15,794
I started to think that Paige and I

432
00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:17,963
might have more in
common than I thought.

433
00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:19,589
Maybe my mother was right.

434
00:17:19,592 --> 00:17:23,001
I really did just need
to get to know her better.

435
00:17:23,903 --> 00:17:25,369
Checkmate!

436
00:17:25,372 --> 00:17:26,569
You lose.

437
00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:28,205
Red alert.

438
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,541
Phasers stand by to fire on my order.

439
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:33,078
Guess that makes me the smartest.

440
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,347
I don't know if ten-year-old Spock

441
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:36,714
ever flipped a chess board,

442
00:17:36,717 --> 00:17:39,384
but ten-year-old Sheldon sure did.

443
00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:48,155
Got to say, I'm glad
we invited 'em over.

444
00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:50,729
Don't you get him another beer.

445
00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:52,497
Come on. You love this and you know it.

446
00:17:52,499 --> 00:17:55,200
They're as messed up as we are.

447
00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:57,903
Fine. But one more and that's it.

448
00:17:59,239 --> 00:18:00,772
- Whoa!
- Yes!

449
00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:03,327
Holy crap!

450
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,975
Don't you... Go out there and check!

451
00:18:07,202 --> 00:18:10,375
Now, does anyone know
what happens to quarks

452
00:18:10,378 --> 00:18:11,519
when we combine them

453
00:18:11,522 --> 00:18:14,241
to make mesons and baryons?

454
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,049
Yes, Paige.

455
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:18,718
We can ignore the particle masses

456
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,381
at the individual quark level.

457
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:21,897
Correct.

458
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,178
You are really...

459
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,835
He's jealous of you
paying attention to her.

460
00:18:30,389 --> 00:18:32,498
That was correct, Paige.

461
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,500
And, Sheldon,

462
00:18:34,502 --> 00:18:35,811
is that a new

463
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,335
bow tie?

464
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:39,303
It is.

465
00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:41,106
Lookin' sharp!

466
00:18:41,109 --> 00:18:42,827
Thanks.

467
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,563
That was a close one.

468
00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:46,554
As I was saying, we only...

469
00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:51,630
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