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- Morning.
- Good morning.

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Who's ready for some first
day of law school breakfast?

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You got up early to cook for me?

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If it pleases the court,

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I'd like to introduce these
pancakes into evidence.

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And I will happily tamper with it.

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I also packed you some snacks.

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A healthy one and one
you'll actually eat.

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Aw, you would've made
someone a great mom.

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I'm gonna let that slide

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because I can't believe
this day is finally...

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I know! I'm so proud of me.

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Oh, yeah, boy, that's
what I was about to say.

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I wrote something.

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"Christy, 40 years ago... "

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It's just that normally
I am not a big fan of me,

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but today I woke up and I was
like, "I am a freakin' miracle."

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Hey, look it, "miracle" is the
exact word I use in my thing.

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"Christy, 40 years ago... "

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When I got sober, I said,

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"I am gonna go to law
school," and here I am,

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actually going to law school.

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When I was drinking, I'd say,
"Oh, I want to get a Slurpee,"

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and I couldn't make it happen.

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Well, my thing touches on your
bad days in a more elegant way,

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but your example's good, too.

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I mean, isn't it crazy?

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I used to run from the law
and now I'm running towards it.

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Wow, that's good, I
wish I'd thought of that.

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"Christy, 40 years ago... "

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The best part is, no
one in any of my classes

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will know what I used to be like.

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They will just see a
super smart future lawyer

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because I've changed and
I'm also wearing a blazer.

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Yeah. You do look smart.

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Oh, I got to go.

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You got this, baby.

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For the first time in my
life, I really think I do.

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Damn it.

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Looks like I got a couple
minutes. Tell me your thing.

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Oh.

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"Christy, 40 years ago,
when I spread my legs

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and launched you into the world... "

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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So, I met this really
cute dermatologist,

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When I was at the dermatologist,

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and you'll never guess what happened.

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- He asked you out.
- He asked me out.

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Now y'all get ready to be
proud of me 'cause I told him,

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"I'm four months' sober and I
can't date till I have a year."

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Then later he texted me and said,

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"233 days to go." The
day after that, "232."

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And the day after that,

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- "231."
- Wrap it up.

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Anyway, looks like I'm
gonna marry a dermatologist,

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go which is as good
as marrying a vampire.

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You never get old. Thanks.

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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.

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Well, I started planning
my wedding this weekend.

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At first I thought it
was gonna be torture,

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and then it hit me...

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This is a day all about me,
planned by me, starring me.

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Isn't that every day?

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Maybe I always hated
weddings because, deep down,

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I was afraid no one would
ever... love me enough

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to want to marry me.

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Now I feel bad.

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But sobriety changed me into someone

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who's totally marry-able.

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My only regret is waiting
till I was 49 to do it.

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Would anyone else like to go?

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I would. Christy, alcoholic.

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Hi, Christy.

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So, today was my first
day of law school.

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Which is, uh, kind of the
culmination of a lifelong dream.

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And guess what.

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It was terrifying.

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Like "running out of
booze in Utah" terrifying.

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Before we begin this morning,

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I would like you all
to look to your left,

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look to your right.

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By the end of the year,

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one of you will not be here.

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Wait-wait, what's happening here?

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I knew law school was gonna be intense.

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I just kind of thought
we would ease into it.

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You know, go around the room

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and talk about why
we want to be lawyers.

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No, it was, "Tell me the
relevance of this case,"

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and "Analyze the implications
of that decision."

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And it's totally unfair

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that the other kids don't
have to juggle homework,

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a full-time job, AA,

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Gamblers Anonymous,
and a mom who watches

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Property Brothers and
then has to talk about it.

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And, yeah,
I called myself a kid.

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If she gets to be 49,
then I get to be a kid.

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Adam, we got to go. Why
are you drinking a beer?

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Because beer is awesome?

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You have no idea where we're going.

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I do so. We're going to the, um...

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- The Lakeside Terrace...
- Lakeside Terrace! Right. See, I know.

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- Because... ?
- Because of the reason we agreed on.

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Come on, I told you all this stuff.

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- It's a possible wedding venue...
- Venue! Venue, yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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I know. You never remember
anything I tell you,

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and yet you can recall
every friggin' detail

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about a basketball game
you saw four years ago.

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When the Warriors won
their first championship

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and they beat the Cavaliers
in six, it was epic.

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Two games went to OT.

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Yeah, I get it.

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You only remember
what's important to you.

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Classic case of Manzheimer's.

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Look, getting married
is important to me,

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but, you know, where we do it...

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what we're wearing, the
color of the pigeons, isn't.

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Pigeons?

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All I know is that it's gonna be

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the best day of my life no matter what.

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I hate it when you say nice
things when I'm mad at you.

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Look, let's save ourselves
a million arguments.

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You plan the wedding, and I'll show up.

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Really?

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Absolutely. Do whatever makes you happy.

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Mm-hmm. You swear you won't complain

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- about the things I choose?
- I swear.

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- What if I want a mariachi band?
- I say olé.

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What about a chocolate fountain?

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I'll shove my whole head in it.

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I want our officiant to be a mime.

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- Bluffing. You're afraid of mimes.
- I am not.

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Very funny. That's enough

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Stop it. Seriously, stop it.

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Thank you. Happy anniversary.

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Cheap old bastards.

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Christy, where are you going?

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My last table just
left. I'm out of here.

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No, no, no, no. Cindy
just went home sick.

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I need you to cover her tables
for the rest of the night.

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What? No, no, no, I-I
can't. It's my first week...

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First week of law school,
I know. We all know.

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I haven't talked about it that much.

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Max, what's new with Christy?

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Law school, look left,
look right, very scary.

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Well, it was scary.

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And so is the mountain of reading

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I have to do tonight. See you tomorrow.

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Christy!

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Christy...

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I do not have the emotional capacity

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to deal with you right now.

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My marriage is crumbling
right in front of me.

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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't know.

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Because I don't blab to everyone
about the flight attendant

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my husband met on the
way back from Cincinnati.

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Okay, but I really...

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You are staying. Go check on table six.

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I'll be in my office doing crunches,

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preparing for my new life
as a single 40-year-old man.

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That's 85 in gay years!

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Hey.

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You asked me.

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Hi.

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I'm Christy. I will be your server

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for the rest of the evening.

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I know I look stressed and unhappy,

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but don't let that diminish
your dining experience.

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Damn it!

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Huh?

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How could you?

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Bonnie, wake up. You're dreaming.

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- You son of a bitch.
- What?

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You cheated on me.

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You were dreaming.

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Who with?

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As if you don't know.

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I-I really don't.

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Louise from Trader Joe's.

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And when I caught you, you just shrugged

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and said, "What's the big deal?"

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You can't blame me for something I did

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- in your dream.
- Watch me.

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Going at it like a couple
of middle-aged bunnies

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right there on top of
the prewashed lettuce.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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What are you doing up?

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- Adam's cheating on me.
- What?

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It was in a dream, but that
doesn't make it any less real.

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Why are you home so late?

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I had to cover for another waitress.

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I got rid of all of her
tables by 10:00 except for one.

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They had their coffee, I'm
about to drop the check,

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and this douche gets down on one knee

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and proposes to his stupid girlfriend.

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I had to take pictures,

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and she had to cry and call
everyone she's ever met.

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It was disgusting.

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Well, she may be happy now,
but as soon as that ring

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goes on the finger, that's
when they start cheating.

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In your dream.

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Hey, we had to hear about
your dream for five years.

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How about we talk about
mine for five minutes?

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I don't have time for
this. I got to study.

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- Oh, God.
- What?

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My backpack. I don't have my backpack.

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- Did you leave it in the car?
- No. It's at the restaurant.

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- All my books are in there.
- So go back and get it.

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It's closed. I don't have a key.

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- Fine, I'll get dressed.
- What are you gonna do?

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I'm gonna break into the restaurant

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with a couple of bobby pins.

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"Keys." What happened to you?

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What are you doing?

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I'm trying to avoid
the security cameras.

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They disconnected those

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after the owner's wife saw
him having sex with a waitress

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up against that Dumpster.

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Was it you?

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We are not here to talk about the past.

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Now, can you just move
it along, Hamburglar?

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Okay, Baldwin mortise lock
with a 2 3/4-inch cylinder.

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Huh. Might as well
just tape the door shut.

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Hurry, I've got class at 8:00 a.m.

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Relax. I got this.

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There... it... is.

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Voilà.

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Well, Baldwin's really
stepped up their game.

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Are you kidding? You
said you could do this.

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Yeah, and you said we weren't
here to talk about the past.

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Fine, just help me
get up to that window.

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It's called a transom.

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If you watched the
Property Brothers with me,

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you'd know that.

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I don't care what it's called.
Just push me through it.

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Push you through what?

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The transom.

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Are those new shoes?
They're really cute.

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Focus!

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Mom! Help me get down!

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Did you run away?!

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Yeah, but I came back.

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That's progress.

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Yeah, points for you.

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Jump. I'll catch you.

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Ow.

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Nice going. You
completely missed my arms.

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Pierson v. Post.

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What are the facts?

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Ms. Plunkett?

252
00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:46,510
Oh.

253
00:11:47,262 --> 00:11:49,997
Pierson v. Post, you say?

254
00:11:50,022 --> 00:11:51,623
I did say.

255
00:11:52,598 --> 00:11:54,467
I-I'm gonna be honest.

256
00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:57,103
I didn't have time to read the case,

257
00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:59,430
but I have a very good explanation.

258
00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:03,192
- My backpack is locked up...
- I don't need explanations.

259
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:05,137
I just need you to do the reading.

260
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,942
I promise I will read it tonight.

261
00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,086
Read it now.

262
00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:16,355
Now?

263
00:12:16,423 --> 00:12:17,825
We'll wait.

264
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,152
Okay.

265
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,129
I need that.

266
00:12:41,957 --> 00:12:45,957
Ah. Pierson and Post are people.

267
00:12:47,614 --> 00:12:49,442
It's very good.

268
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:51,876
20 minutes.

269
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,460
They watched me read for 20 minutes.

270
00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:57,432
You know how it's hard to pee
when people are watching you?

271
00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:58,664
It's even harder to read.

272
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,504
Who watches you pee?

273
00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:03,957
Don't take it personal.

274
00:13:03,982 --> 00:13:06,778
These professors are just
trying to weed out the weak ones.

275
00:13:06,803 --> 00:13:08,541
I was talking to my lawyer.

276
00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:11,753
He used to be a Navy SEAL, and
he said law school was harder.

277
00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:13,651
Oh, God, what if I'm
one of the weak ones?

278
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,114
Why were you talking to your lawyer?

279
00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:16,726
Hang on. I'm trying
to help your daughter.

280
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:17,894
No, no, no. Just-just real quick.

281
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:19,018
Is it for a prenup?

282
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,187
Bonnie, come on. She's upset.

283
00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:22,981
- Don't worry about this. This...
- 'Cause I know lawyers, too.

284
00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:26,626
- Really? You want to do this now?
- Well, you seem to want to do it.

285
00:13:26,693 --> 00:13:27,860
Great, let's set a meeting.

286
00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:29,895
Let's do it. My guy's a real pit bull.

287
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,088
My guy was part of the
team that killed Bin Laden.

288
00:13:32,199 --> 00:13:34,333
Oh, yeah, well, my guy's
a recovering alcoholic,

289
00:13:34,401 --> 00:13:35,768
and they're mean.

290
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:38,020
I know. I'm marrying one.

291
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,454
Now you're gonna watch me read?

292
00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:55,154
So I've narrowed it
down to two centerpieces.

293
00:13:55,222 --> 00:13:57,356
Do you like the calla
lilies or the sunflower?

294
00:13:57,424 --> 00:13:58,836
What the hell?!

295
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:00,960
What?

296
00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,428
I'm trying to plan our wedding,

297
00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:04,163
and you're making out with Louise again?

298
00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:05,831
Well, I'm trying to
make out with Louise,

299
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,344
and you keep planning our wedding.

300
00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:12,438
Fine. I'll choose the flowers myself.

301
00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:14,962
Me... I like a Gerber daisy.

302
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:19,212
- You're my Gerber daisy.
- Mmm. Aw.

303
00:14:21,148 --> 00:14:23,749
I hate you.

304
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,321
Every night this week, the same dream.

305
00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:30,790
Except Wednesday, I dreamt

306
00:14:30,815 --> 00:14:32,950
I was the night manager
of a gas station.

307
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,061
Could've been a premonition. We'll see.

308
00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:37,196
Are you afraid Adam's
actually cheating on you?

309
00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:38,698
No, I trust him.

310
00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,434
Plus, I went to Trader Joe's and
did a little digging on Louise.

311
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:43,855
Turns out she's into the ladies.

312
00:14:44,879 --> 00:14:47,759
So you went to Trader Joe's
and basically stalked someone

313
00:14:47,784 --> 00:14:50,152
because she appeared in your dream.

314
00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:51,644
Attagirl.

315
00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:56,782
Let's be clear. I was already
there for the wasabi peas.

316
00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,451
It's not like I made a special trip.

317
00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:01,251
Ah, 'cause that would cross the line.

318
00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:03,589
I never have dreams.

319
00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:04,590
You don't dream?

320
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:05,775
Nope.

321
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,506
Every night is just an
eight-hour preview of death.

322
00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:15,977
You know who else doesn't dream?

323
00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:17,570
Serial killers.

324
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,371
Why would you say that?

325
00:15:19,439 --> 00:15:20,706
I'm not saying she is one.

326
00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,549
I'm just sing she's not alone.

327
00:15:24,377 --> 00:15:26,555
Can we just get the check
and go to the meeting?

328
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,214
I thought you had class.

329
00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:29,215
I'm not going.

330
00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:30,983
You're skipping already?

331
00:15:31,308 --> 00:15:33,376
I'm not skipping. I quit.

332
00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:36,547
No, you can't quit.

333
00:15:36,572 --> 00:15:39,885
I'm not cut out for law
school. It's just too hard.

334
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,129
They're trying to
weed out the weak ones,

335
00:15:43,196 --> 00:15:45,361
and I'm saving them the trouble.

336
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,068
- Say something.
- Say something.

337
00:15:50,904 --> 00:15:53,105
Am I just listening,
or do you want feedback?

338
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:56,149
Just listening. I-I've made up my mind.

339
00:15:56,174 --> 00:15:57,703
The only thing I've learned

340
00:15:57,728 --> 00:16:00,392
from two weeks in law
school is that I'm clueless.

341
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,525
Though not as clueless as you.

342
00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:06,053
How can you not see
you're having these dreams

343
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:07,922
about Adam cheating on
you because deep down

344
00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:09,690
you want him to help
you with the wedding?

345
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,668
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

346
00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:14,729
Believe it or not, you
have actually grown,

347
00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:16,655
and you want a real partnership.

348
00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:18,575
You don't want to be the narcissistic,

349
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,010
steamrolling monster you've always been.

350
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:23,504
I'm pretty sure I do.

351
00:16:24,642 --> 00:16:25,973
Christy,

352
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,750
you didn't think you could get your GED.

353
00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:30,719
You didn't think you
could get into college.

354
00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:33,086
You didn't think you
could get into law school,

355
00:16:33,147 --> 00:16:34,728
but you did all those things.

356
00:16:35,316 --> 00:16:38,418
We always look at the mountains
ahead of us, and we forget

357
00:16:38,486 --> 00:16:41,447
the mountains behind us
were just as hard to climb.

358
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,002
Whoa.

359
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,978
We got to start writing this stuff down.

360
00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:55,168
Hi. My name is Amanda,
and I guess I'm an alcoholic

361
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:58,039
Hi, Amanda.

362
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,241
I've never been to a meeting before,

363
00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:03,968
so I'm not really sure
what I'm supposed to say.

364
00:17:07,182 --> 00:17:10,024
I don't know how I'm gonna get
through today without drinking.

365
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,737
Hi. My name is Christy,

366
00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:16,862
and I think I'm an alcoholic.

367
00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:18,357
Hi, Christy.

368
00:17:19,683 --> 00:17:21,982
This is my first time at a meeting,

369
00:17:22,495 --> 00:17:24,346
and, uh...

370
00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:28,253
I came here because, um...

371
00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:33,961
I've done a lot of screwed
up things in my life,

372
00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:37,064
but, the one thing I said

373
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,011
I would never do is, uh...

374
00:17:41,716 --> 00:17:44,851
do ... drive drunk with
my kids in the car.

375
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:49,729
And then...

376
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:53,229
Um...

377
00:18:00,144 --> 00:18:03,542
And I-I thought that that would
be enough to get me to stop,

378
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:05,861
but...

379
00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:09,573
then I drank again the next day.

380
00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:13,957
Actually, that's not true.

381
00:18:13,982 --> 00:18:15,849
I drank that night.

382
00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:20,241
Um, and every morning since,

383
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,675
I-I wake up, and I say,

384
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,784
"I am not gonna drink today,"

385
00:18:24,809 --> 00:18:28,149
no but I'm always drunk by 5:00.

386
00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:31,605
Uh...

387
00:18:31,716 --> 00:18:34,217
No matter what I do, I can't stop.

388
00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:40,895
I'm here to... to try to get sober,

389
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,789
but, it seems impossible.

390
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,167
So,

391
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,903
I'm here today,

392
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,339
and I guess that's something.

393
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:55,597
That's it.

394
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,599
Hi. I'm Cynthia, and I'm an alcoholic.

395
00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:06,114
- Hi, Cynthia.
- You were right.

396
00:19:06,139 --> 00:19:07,598
Last night I was out
to dinner with some friends...

397
00:19:07,622 --> 00:19:09,824
Law school isn't the
hardest thing I've ever done.

398
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:12,760
For a split second, I
thought, "I want to try that."

399
00:19:12,828 --> 00:19:15,396
Amazing how fast I can
forget that I'm an alcoholic.

400
00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,973
So, instead, I sipped
my cranberry juice...

401
00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,061
Where are you going?

402
00:19:19,086 --> 00:19:23,506
I have class, and I've got to
find the kid I sold my books to.

403
00:19:25,761 --> 00:19:28,496
... to remind me every
day that I can't have just one.

404
00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:30,487
I mean, maybe I could have one,

405
00:19:30,512 --> 00:19:33,013
but in no time, I
know I would be back...

406
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,739
Um, I'm Christy.

407
00:19:34,764 --> 00:19:36,264
Let me give you my number.

408
00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:39,358
... no longer be asked out
to dinner by friends. Crazy.

409
00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:54,735
- Aah!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

410
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,739
Oh, there's nothing to be sorry about.

411
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,131
Just go back to sleep.

412
00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:01,936
- You sure?
- Yeah.

413
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:07,414
- Wait.
- Aw. What?

414
00:20:07,928 --> 00:20:11,352
- I want you to help plan the wedding.
- Really?

415
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,663
Yeah, it shouldn't just be about me.

416
00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:16,607
It should be about us, about
our life together, so...

417
00:20:17,326 --> 00:20:19,827
I need you to be a part of it.

418
00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:22,429
- Okay.
- Thank you.

419
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,800
I always thought it'd be kind of cool
to get married on a boat.

420
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,593
- That's not happening.
- Okay.

421
00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:31,703
And see? Isn't this better?

422
00:20:31,746 --> 00:20:33,113
Mmm.

423
00:20:33,408 --> 00:20:35,042
Oh, one more thing?

424
00:20:35,686 --> 00:20:37,344
No more shopping at Trader Joe's.

425
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,079
Oh, fine, whatever.

426
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,039
Not that it matters, but you
know, the real Louise is gay.

427
00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:45,515
How do you know that?

428
00:20:46,271 --> 00:20:49,023
Uh... it was in the newsletter.

429
00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:51,698
Good night, baby.

430
00:20:51,722 --> 00:20:56,279
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