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credits

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I want you all
to take a close look

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at your math exams, children.

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Some of you did very well,
but many of you did not.

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Aw, man!

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The addition of fractions
is very simple.

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Let's run through it again.

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How do we solve this first one?

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Add together the 3 and the 3!

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Good, Butters.
We add the 3's together.

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And what about the 4's?
Token?

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They're the denominators,
so they stay a 4.

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Wait, wait!
Token got an "A"?

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But I cheated off of Token!

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I-I can't hear you, Eric.

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I said something's wrong!

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I got an "F,"
but I cheated off Token!

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Active shooter!
Active shooter!

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All units, report in.

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And now we divide, right?

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Craig, how about you?
What are we dividing?

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Divide 4 by 6?

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The 4 by 6...

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- Unit five in southwest classroom!
- or the 6 by the 4?

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The 6 by the 4.

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Southwest classroom clear!

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Copy.
Southwest classroom clear.

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Now, we're gonna re-take
the exam on Friday.

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Shooter's in the hallway!
All units, report!

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Now, I'm giving you
an opportunity to do better.

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I hope you take advantage of it.

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- Put down the gun, son. - You can see
where Token erased his answers

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and wrote in the right ones!

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He did it to me on purpose!

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- Eric, that's enough.
- Shooter is down. Shooter is down.

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Now, let's move on
to the next equation.

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That is such bullshit, you guys!

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Token knew I was cheating
off of him,

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so he deliberately put down
the wrong answers!

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Why would he do that?

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I flunked that test, too.

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I don't understand fractions.
They don't make any sense.

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That's not the point, you guys.

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Why is Token out to get me?

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There's something going on here.

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Another school shooting today

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has left students
in shock and disbelief.

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Yeah, Token's probably
sick of you

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cheating off of him
all the time.

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But why now?
That's the question, Kyle.

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I always cheat off Token.

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Why did he choose now
to hurt me?

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Stanley!

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Stanley, oh, my God!

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Baby!
Oh, you're okay!

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Uh, hey, Mom.

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It's all right, Stanley.

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We're gonna go home and talk
about this with your dad.

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And we will get through this
as a family.

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Come on.
Get in the car.

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Dude, what's up
Stan's mom's ass?

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Stanley... Well?

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Do you want to tell your father

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about what happened
at school today?

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I flunked my math quiz.

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No!
The other thing!

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What other thing?

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What happened at school today?

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Oh, the school shooting?

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Yes!
The school shooting!

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Oh, yeah.
Some kid shot up the school.

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Who shot up the school...
Was it you?

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No.

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Did you get shot?

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No.

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Well, what's this
about failing a math quiz?

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Are you serious?!

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Did you not hear
what your child said?!

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Kids died at his school!

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I'm sorry, Sharon.
I...

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Why are you all acting
like this is normal?

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What is wrong with you people?

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What's up mom's ass?

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Hey, Sharon.
You doing okay?

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No, I'm not okay!

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Children were shot!

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They were killed at a school

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where they were supposed
to be safe!

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And what else is going on?

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Why does there need
to be anything else?!

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- Are you kidding me?!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon.

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Why isn't anyone else
emotional?!

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Hon, uh...

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when was your last...

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I mean, you know how sometimes

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things can seem
like a little bigger deal

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'cause, you know,
your... down there?

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Don't you dare suggest
that I'm only emotional

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because it's...
I'm... I'm just... I'm just

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Pointing out
that it is around that time.

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Get out, Randy!
I'm not overreacting!

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Okay. Okay. Love you, honey.
I'll leave you alone.

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Whelp, another three days
of this, probably.

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I understand that
there have been

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some problems
here at the school lately.

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A lot of students
are experiencing anxiety,

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and Eric Cartman just wanted to
be able to voice his concerns.

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Go ahead, Eric.

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Token.

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There are some terrible things
that I realize

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you might have heard from
the other kids here at school.

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There are some rumors that have
been going around about me

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that... that I thought

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"Black Panther"
was a terrible movie.

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There's rumors that I said
it was a structural mess,

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you know, that the rhinos
were really stupid.

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I want to assure you

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that I never said
anything like that.

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I loved "Black Panther."

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So if, you know, you feel like
there's a need to come after me

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to get back at me,

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I just need you to know
that people are lying

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because I liked "Black Panther"
just as much as you did.

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I am not a racist.

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I actually never saw
"Black Panther."

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Say what, girlfrriend?!

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Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?!

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Come on, Rog!
You never saw "Black Panther?"

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No, I didn't see it.

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But I thought all of you saw it.

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I got this one.

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All right, everyone, get down!

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Everybody, get the down!

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Token, let's be honest
with each other, okay?

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Why else would you manipulate
my test grades?

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How exactly did Token manipulate
your grades, Eric?

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There was a test.

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I should have got an "A" on it,

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but Token did things to make
me fail, and it's not fair.

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M'kay! M'kay!
Who's shootin' up the school?

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Is that true, Token?

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Did you do something
to make Eric fail a test?

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I didn't make him fail, no.

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You didn't make me fail
the test,

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and you didn't see
"Black Panther." Right.

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I mean... I mean,
this is ridiculous.

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Over this way!
Into the cafeteria!

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Right over there, m'kay?
No, you shot the wrong one!

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Thanks for coming, everybody.

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I'm sure you all heard

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there was yet another
school shooting today.

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We have to figure out what
we're going to do as parents

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because this whole thing
is out of control.

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We have to ask ourselves

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why this is happening
and do something now!

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Well, you know, Sharon,

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I think it is
a complex issue, you know.

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It's... It's not really
as simple as just...

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What I'm saying is that...
That with issues like this,

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sometimes you have
to be kind of... crazy?

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What are you talking about?!

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Do you understand that our
children are being murdered?

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Red?

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How much closer to home
can this all hit?

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It was at our children's school!

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Crazy time.
Crazy red time.

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I agree with my wife.

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Well, there certainly are
things that need changing.

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Just yesterday, I was
at the park with my son Craig,

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and have you seen the state
of the playground equipment?

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Not only does it seem unsafe,

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but it's become quite
an eyesore.

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The whole park could use
an upgrade, if you ask me.

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It's become a camp-out
for the homeless.

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Are you joking?!

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You're gonna take one second

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to compare child murder
to park upgrades?!

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What is wrong with everybody?!

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You've all gone crazy!

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Anybody need a drink?

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Butters.

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Oh!
Oh, hey, Eric!

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Butters, I need help.

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My mom said
if I flunk another math test,

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she's gonna ground me
from playing "Fortnite."

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Oh, geez.
You want me to help you study?

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No, dumb-ass.

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I need to get some dirt on Token

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so he stops punishing me

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for what I supposedly said
about "Black Panther."

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Ooh.
"Black Panther"?

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Well, that was a great movie!

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No, it wasn't.
But now, listen.

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There's got to be something

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Token wouldn't want
people to know,

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something I can use as leverage.

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Well, what do you want me to do?

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I got hall monitor duty.

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Just ask around.

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If you find any dirt on Token,
give me a call.

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Okay, Eric.

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This world is full
of two types of people...

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The ones who are honest,

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and the ones who don't play
by the rules.

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Token's got everyone believing

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he's the one African American
in the entire country

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who didn't see "Black Panther."

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What else is he lying about?

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It just gets so hard, you know?

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Everything's going fine,

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and then at a certain time
of the month,

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I have to start walking
on eggshells.

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It's all right, Randy.

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It's just... It's just once,

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I'd like her to acknowledge it,
you know?

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Just once say,
"You know, maybe I was

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overreacting a little bit
'cause of my hormones."

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Randy, they just announced
on the news

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there's been another school
shooting in Jefferson County!

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Okay, Sharon.
Cool.

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What is cool about that?!

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N-Nothing.
I love you, sweetheart.

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God!

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I don't know.

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I don't know how much
more of this I can take.

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It's like I turn on the TV

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and dread they'll say something
about a school shooting

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because it's gonna set
my wife off.

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Well, Randy,
have you stopped to think

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that maybe this problem
is bigger than Sharon's period?

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What... What do you mean?

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I mean that maybe what's
going on really is a big deal.

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What if this is actually...

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menopause?

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Menopause?

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I don't even know what that is.

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Well, you see, Mr. Marsh,
when the woman's ovaries

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actually stop producing eggs,
it's a significant change.

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It's this ending

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of the the menstrual cycle
in a woman's life

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that we call menopause.

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Uh-huh.

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But if a woman
isn't having periods anymore,

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then why would she still
overreact and be bitchy?

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Well, actually, menopause
is one of the most

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severely hormonal times
a woman ever goes through.

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It's good you sought the advice
of a medical professional

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because the changes
in your wife's body

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are going to be confusing
and at times hard to cope with.

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Well, wait. You're saying this
could actually get worse?

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I'm afraid so.

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Ah, no.
Dead ones go in the other truck.

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You see, Mr. Marsh,

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menopause is almost like
a super period,

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and it's been known to last...

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for up to two years.

257
00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:44,093
Oh, my God.

258
00:10:46,222 --> 00:10:48,077
Nichole, can I talk to you?

259
00:10:48,102 --> 00:10:49,102
'Bout what?

260
00:10:49,127 --> 00:10:51,773
Word on the street is
you and Token are back together.

261
00:10:51,798 --> 00:10:52,798
We're trying.

262
00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:54,874
Just talking a lot and seeing
if we can work things out.

263
00:10:54,899 --> 00:10:57,507
Why did you break up with him?
What did he do to you?

264
00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,531
That's... really
none of your business.

265
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,617
He didn't take you to see "Black
Panther" with him, did he?

266
00:11:02,642 --> 00:11:04,054
That must have really stung.

267
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:05,624
I don't know
what you're talking about.

268
00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:06,649
Oh, no?

269
00:11:06,674 --> 00:11:08,460
When you guys talk about how
sweet "Black Panther" was,

270
00:11:08,485 --> 00:11:09,195
what's he say?

271
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,867
We've never talked about it.
Right.

272
00:11:10,892 --> 00:11:12,210
You two guys
just hang out and talk,

273
00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:13,679
and "Black Panther"
never comes up.

274
00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:15,632
Why are you covering for Token?
What's he have on you?

275
00:11:15,657 --> 00:11:17,046
I gotta get to class.

276
00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:20,038
$1.3 billion
domestic box office.

277
00:11:20,063 --> 00:11:21,640
A milestone
for African Americans.

278
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:23,585
And I'm supposed to believe

279
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:24,874
that Token
and his little sex kitten

280
00:11:24,899 --> 00:11:26,308
never even talked about it.

281
00:11:29,161 --> 00:11:31,492
The all school test
is in less than 72 hours.

282
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:32,570
Unless I find a connection,

283
00:11:32,595 --> 00:11:34,695
I'll be grounded
from "Fortnite" for weeks.

284
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,434
Hello, Mom and Dad.

285
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,830
I keep thinking,

286
00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,796
when will be the time
that I get the call?

287
00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:45,821
You know?

288
00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,852
When will I answer the phone
and find out

289
00:11:47,877 --> 00:11:53,016
my son, my daughter
were killed at school?

290
00:11:54,512 --> 00:11:55,968
Yeah, I see.

291
00:11:55,993 --> 00:11:58,620
I live in constant fear
that I won't be there

292
00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:01,645
to protect my children when
something happens to them.

293
00:12:02,032 --> 00:12:04,324
Well, Sharon,
have you maybe considered

294
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,620
that your feelings
are partly due to...

295
00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:08,550
handkerchief balls?

296
00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:10,315
What?

297
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:14,340
Handkerchief balls.
Handkerchief out the balls.

298
00:12:16,442 --> 00:12:19,128
Red handkerchief.
No... No more handkerchief.

299
00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:20,503
No more... No more red.

300
00:12:20,528 --> 00:12:21,675
Zero.
Empty.

301
00:12:21,778 --> 00:12:23,550
- Old lady.
- What I'm saying

302
00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:26,120
is that I'm so overwhelmed
that I...

303
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,855
Old lady, where's my dick?
Where's my dick?

304
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,574
What the hell
are you talking about?!

305
00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:32,527
I don't understand!

306
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,355
God damn it!

307
00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:38,449
Stop acting like there's
something wrong with me.

308
00:12:38,489 --> 00:12:42,042
Something's wrong with you,
all of you!

309
00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:45,120
Try having
some goddamn compassion!

310
00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:49,706
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

311
00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:51,777
You know, my other favorite part
was when Black Panther

312
00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:53,433
had those dreams
about his dead father.

313
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,097
I mean the dad,
the tribal leader,

314
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,847
speaking to the new king
about being a good leader.

315
00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:58,238
I've never seen a movie
do that before,

316
00:12:58,263 --> 00:12:59,402
except for "Lion King"
of course,

317
00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:01,120
but "Black Panther"
was so original.

318
00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:02,964
We enjoyed it, yes.

319
00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:05,471
So, uh, what was Token's

320
00:13:05,496 --> 00:13:06,917
favorite part
of "Black Panther"?

321
00:13:06,942 --> 00:13:08,152
Token?
Yeah.

322
00:13:08,177 --> 00:13:10,176
You must have all had some
deep family talks about it.

323
00:13:10,201 --> 00:13:11,238
What does Token say about it

324
00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:12,988
on "Black Panther"
family discussion night?

325
00:13:13,013 --> 00:13:14,917
- Get out of my house.
- Token.

326
00:13:14,942 --> 00:13:16,026
Come on.
Get out.

327
00:13:16,051 --> 00:13:17,050
Sure thing.

328
00:13:17,075 --> 00:13:19,074
You know, we were just talking
about how your family

329
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,605
did see "Black Panther."

330
00:13:20,837 --> 00:13:22,246
Oh, no, not the family.

331
00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:24,589
Token's mom and I
saw it on date night.

332
00:13:24,614 --> 00:13:26,493
We're gonna watch it again
with Token, though.

333
00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:29,328
We don't let him watch it alone
because it's PG-13.

334
00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:33,704
Well, I guess there's
nothing more to it, then.

335
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:35,996
Nice talking to you folks.

336
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:40,993
You know, just one last thing.

337
00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:44,571
If you ever found out your son
saw a PG-13 movie without you,

338
00:13:44,596 --> 00:13:46,884
you'd probably
be pretty pissed off.

339
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,118
Well, Token wouldn't do that.

340
00:13:49,143 --> 00:13:51,806
No. No, he'd have no reason
to falsely claim

341
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,954
he's the only one who hasn't
seen "Black Panther."

342
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:56,931
I'll see you at school.

343
00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:04,978
Sharon!
Sharon, you have to come quick!

344
00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,501
- What is it?
- There's another shooting

345
00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:08,251
happening at the school
right now!

346
00:14:08,276 --> 00:14:09,180
It just started.

347
00:14:09,205 --> 00:14:12,167
- Maybe we can make it in time!
- Oh, my God!

348
00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:18,298
Come on!
We have to hurry!

349
00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:20,033
No, Sharon, you go ahead first!

350
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:22,322
Why? You just... You should go!

351
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,611
What the is going on?

352
00:14:40,153 --> 00:14:43,152
? Where do I begin

353
00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:47,142
? To tell the story
of how great a love can be? ?

354
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,166
Surprise, Sharon.

355
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:52,191
? The sweet love story
that is older than the sea ?

356
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,704
Oh, hey, man.

357
00:14:59,761 --> 00:15:01,658
The big math quiz
is about to start.

358
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,189
You gonna let me cheat off you?

359
00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:04,214
Nope.

360
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:06,478
You saw "Black Panther" without
your parents' permission.

361
00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:08,205
I typed up all my findings,
Token.

362
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:10,025
I made 10 copies
and put them in envelopes.

363
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:12,089
If I don't pass this math quiz,
the envelopes are all set

364
00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:14,126
to be sent to 10 different
news organizations.

365
00:15:14,387 --> 00:15:16,666
You did all of that instead of
actually studying for the test?

366
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,197
So, what's it gonna be, Token?

367
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,900
You can be mad
I didn't like "Black Panther,"

368
00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:22,634
but you can't take it out
on me anymore.

369
00:15:22,659 --> 00:15:24,658
I didn't see
"Black Panther."

370
00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:27,564
Then I guess your parents won't
be mad when they read my report.

371
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,292
In poker, they call it a bluff.

372
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:34,267
I know that right now,
Token's shitting his pants.

373
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:37,292
All I need to do now
is wait for the poop to stink.

374
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:44,205
? She fills my heart
with very special things ?

375
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:49,119
? With angel songs,
with wild imaginings ?

376
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,971
Token, we are running
out of time.

377
00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:52,369
If you don't let me
cheat off of you,

378
00:15:52,394 --> 00:15:53,673
I'm going to tell your parents
that you saw "Black Panther"

379
00:15:53,698 --> 00:15:54,955
in the theater without them.

380
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,523
I didn't see "Black Panther"
in the theater!

381
00:15:56,548 --> 00:15:58,047
Of course you did, Token!

382
00:15:58,072 --> 00:16:00,244
That's why me ripping on it
pissed you off so much!

383
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:02,314
I swear on my mother's life.

384
00:16:02,489 --> 00:16:05,033
I don't care what you said
about "Black Panther."

385
00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:07,270
Goodbye.

386
00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:09,158
But, Token, I don't understand!

387
00:16:09,183 --> 00:16:10,916
If you didn't see it
and you really don't care

388
00:16:10,941 --> 00:16:12,033
that I ripped
on "Black Panther,"

389
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,501
then why won't you
let me cheat...

390
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,572
Oh, my God.

391
00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:20,806
You don't care what I said
because you did see it...

392
00:16:21,309 --> 00:16:23,822
and you...
didn't like it either.

393
00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,395
That's what this
is all about, isn't it?

394
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:31,822
You hate yourself for seeing
through the mirage like I did,

395
00:16:31,847 --> 00:16:34,228
And that's why you wouldn't
let me cheat off you!

396
00:16:34,253 --> 00:16:35,736
Well, I didn't write
"Black Panther," Token!

397
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,025
It isn't my fault it sucked!

398
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,080
Why go after me?

399
00:16:38,466 --> 00:16:40,619
But now, it's over.

400
00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:41,996
Don't worry.

401
00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:44,184
They're not gonna know
you didn't like "Black Panther,"

402
00:16:44,528 --> 00:16:48,275
so long as you never make me
fail another math test.

403
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,119
Well, we're probably both
gonna fail now

404
00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:51,751
because fourth period
already started.

405
00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:52,854
What?
No!

406
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,673
We have to take that test,
Token!

407
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,353
Come on! We can still get
to class on time!

408
00:16:59,091 --> 00:17:01,337
Oh, great.
Come on! We can do this!

409
00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:06,041
Billy!
Give me your lunchbox!

410
00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:10,137
Butters!

411
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,291
It's the entire glee club
this time!

412
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,947
Butters, I have to get to class!

413
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:15,322
The math quiz is starting!

414
00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:16,697
Oh, crap!
The math quiz?

415
00:17:16,722 --> 00:17:18,150
It's already fourth period?

416
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:19,650
I can't flunk
this math quiz, Butters!

417
00:17:19,675 --> 00:17:21,619
- Cover me!
- Well, okay!

418
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,629
? How long does it last?

419
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:34,654
? Can love be measured
by the hours in a day? ?

420
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,646
You did everything you could,
Mr. Marsh.

421
00:17:45,826 --> 00:17:48,654
If your wife can't realize
the truth and appreciate you,

422
00:17:48,679 --> 00:17:49,990
maybe she never will.

423
00:17:50,075 --> 00:17:51,341
Realize what?

424
00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:54,107
What have you been
telling everybody, Randy?

425
00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:56,685
Randy was just trying
to make you feel loved

426
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,755
while you're going through
menopause.

427
00:17:58,842 --> 00:18:00,012
Menopause?!

428
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,833
I'm not going through menopause!

429
00:18:03,263 --> 00:18:04,263
How do you know?

430
00:18:04,288 --> 00:18:07,380
I just got my period
this morning!

431
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,066
You... You got your period?

432
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:12,246
Yes!

433
00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:14,348
You just got your period
this morning.

434
00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:15,919
Yes!

435
00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:20,348
So, the past few days,
maybe you have been

436
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:22,529
- just a little...
- No!

437
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,029
No!
Nothing!

438
00:18:24,054 --> 00:18:26,263
Don't you guys see
what's happened here?!

439
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:29,068
I want you to be angry!

440
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:32,630
Every day, we hear
about another school shooting!

441
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,083
It used to be a big deal!

442
00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:38,333
I want it
to be a big deal again.

443
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:41,075
I mean, Harriet,
you came to my house

444
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,099
and said there was
a school shooting

445
00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:45,982
to trick me into going with you!

446
00:18:46,007 --> 00:18:48,427
I was just trying to be a part
of the big surprise, Sharon.

447
00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:50,451
That's what I'm talking about!

448
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:52,958
That's crazy, Harriet!

449
00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:55,208
I want you all to be shocked!

450
00:18:55,373 --> 00:18:58,286
I want you all to be sad!

451
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,036
You want everyone to be sad?

452
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,060
Well...

453
00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:05,571
Sharon, if you wanted to make
me sad, congratulations.

454
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,067
You did a great job.

455
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:10,825
Yeah, let's go somewhere
without so much negativity.

456
00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:13,286
Aw, guys, she didn't mean it.

457
00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:15,177
She just... Give her a...

458
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:26,575
The quiz is multiple choice, but
be sure to show all your work.

459
00:19:26,614 --> 00:19:29,505
You'll have 20 minutes
to complete your answers.

460
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:32,530
All right.
Your time starts now.

461
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,139
Everybody has dirty laundry.

462
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,857
All it takes to find it is
getting a little dirty yourself.

463
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,630
The only question now is,

464
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,115
how many other Tokens
are out there?

465
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,818
How many others
are afraid to say

466
00:19:50,843 --> 00:19:52,115
that "Black Panther" wasn't
all that sweet

467
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,308
because of the damage
it could do to them?

468
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,332
What do you mean?

469
00:19:54,357 --> 00:19:56,139
I mean, in a school
of 200 students,

470
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,139
there's already two
who are covering up the truth.

471
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,083
All Token is doing by letting
you cheat off him

472
00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:02,365
is keeping the whole thing
quiet even longer.

473
00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:06,139
There are others out there...

474
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,622
and even if it means failing,
I'm their only damn hope.

475
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:15,442
Randy?

476
00:20:16,523 --> 00:20:17,895
We need to talk.

477
00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,139
Sure, honey.

478
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:23,139
There's been too much
pain and suffering,

479
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,583
and it has to stop.

480
00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:28,115
I know, sweetheart.
I know.

481
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,786
What I'm trying to say is...

482
00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:33,277
I've been very emotional lately,

483
00:20:33,302 --> 00:20:35,139
and maybe...

484
00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:38,669
Maybe I do overreact sometimes.

485
00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:46,153
Maybe I need to realize
that my emotions can be hormonal

486
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,779
and not just
take things out on you.

487
00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:53,115
Randy...

488
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,857
I'm... sorry.

489
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,115
Thank you, Sharon.

490
00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:03,552
I don't know what it's like
to have periods,

491
00:21:03,577 --> 00:21:06,458
but I'll try to be more
understanding from now on.

492
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,826
Sorry. Sorry.
One second.

493
00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:11,340
Hello?

494
00:21:11,593 --> 00:21:12,593
Yes.

495
00:21:12,726 --> 00:21:13,726
What?

496
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,139
When?

497
00:21:15,415 --> 00:21:17,415
Oh, my God.
Yes. Yes. Yes.

498
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,140
Okay. Okay.

499
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,443
What is it?

500
00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:23,982
There's been another
school shooting.

501
00:21:24,427 --> 00:21:26,615
Stan's been shot.

502
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,140
Should we get down there?

503
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,185
It's not the end of the world.

504
00:21:35,926 --> 00:21:38,075
I love you, Sharon.

505
00:21:38,099 --> 00:21:43,399
credits