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Come on, hurry up, guys.

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I want to get a good seat.

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What do you mean
you want to get...

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Charlie, this is a sexual
harassment seminar.

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There are no "good seats."
Where are you going?

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- Up front.
- This is so unfair.

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I mean, I'm not saying
it doesn't happen to, like,

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loads of women all the time,

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but I don't harass anybody,
so why am I here?

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Because some Internet warrior
put Paddy's on a list

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of unsafe places for women
and we can't have that, okay?

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- Not in this climate.
- Right.

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You kids and your climates.

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Back in the day,
I banged all my secretaries.

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- Frank.
- That's the way you did it.

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You hire some girl
with no experience,

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you bang her, you promote her.

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It's a win-win situation
for everybody,

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except for the wives.

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Frank, modulate your volume,
okay? This is serious, okay?

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The future of Paddy's depends
on us completing this seminar.

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You guys should be
really worried.

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I'm not worried about anything,
man. If anyone should be

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worried about weird shit
with women, it's you, bro.

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The only reason we're here

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is because you DENNIS'd
someone probably

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and she put us on the list.
We're only here 'cause of you.

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Yeah, you perv. You happy now?

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- You happy?
- Happy?

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You guys,
this isn't about me.

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I don't know if you noticed,

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but women are on a little bit
of a rampage right now

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and anyone could be
taken down at any moment,

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so, you know, no,
I'm not happy right now.

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Who could possibly
be happy right now?

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Hey-o!

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Who's ready to party?!

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# Time's up, time's up,
time's up #

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# Time's up, time's up,
time's up. #

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credits

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Hello. I'm Kate.

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And I want to begin today
by addressing the reason

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that we're all here,
the so-called

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"Shitty Bar List"
of unsafe places for women.

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Yes.
Just a quick question.

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How many points do we need?

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I'm sorry, points?

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Yeah, how many points
do we need to score

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to get our name
taken off the list?

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No, there's no points.

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Everything is graded
by points, right?

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Otherwise, how could the Eagles

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have won the Super Bowl, right?

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All you have to do
is complete the seminar

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and then your bar will have
its name removed from the list.

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- There you go. Simple.
- Yeah, but our-our name

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shouldn't even be
on that list 'cause, like,

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we don't really have any history
of misbehavior at Paddy's Pub.

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Well, I'm sure a lot of people
here today feel that way,

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but I encourage you
to keep your minds open...

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And your dicks in your pants.

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Ma'am, that kind of language
is inappropriate

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in a professional setting.

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That's one of the things that
you'll learn in the seminar.

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Yes? Do you have a question?

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Statute of limitations.

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Okay. I'm just trying to get
through the introduction here,

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but since you asked,
the federal law is 300 days

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from the last act,
depending on the state and...

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Sir, are you leaving?

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- Frank!
- What?

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They got nothing on me
past '92, tops.

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Hold on a second there.

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Pardon me, Kate, but, um,
aren't some states considering

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doing away with the statute
of limitations altogether?

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Some states like, Nevada?

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Yes, that's right.

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Can they do that?

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It's possible. Yes.

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Nevada?

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It's getting warm in here.

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Got to make
some calls. Shit.

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You can continue now.

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I promise you there will be
no further interruptions.

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Right. We're gonna jump
right into the group work.

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Half of you are gonna go with me

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and the rest will be led
by my associate Alan.

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Hello, everyone. I'm Alan.

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Here comes the boss man.

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- Finally, a dude.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, okay, cool.
He's in charge.

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Ma'am? Could we go
with Alan, please?

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Actually, I think we should
split your group up.

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That's, that's gonna
be a lot harder for me

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- to keep tabs on you guys.
- Don't worry, Dennis.

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I'm gonna make you so proud.

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I'm gonna work really hard
and get all the points and...

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What is with you and the points?

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There are no points.
We established that.

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Well, that's how the Eagles
won the Super Bowl.

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I know that's how
the Eagles won the...

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but this isn't the Eagles. Okay?

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- This is a seminar.
- Go Birds, though.

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- Go Birds, go Birds.
- All right, fine, go Birds. Yes.

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I know. Go Birds.
Get your hand off my knee.

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Look, just sit here
and do nothing.

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So, in this room

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we're going to be talking
about harassment

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in the workplace.

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And thank you to Elliot
who's agreed to play our boss.

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I'll just need another volunteer
from the group.

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- Alan!
- Alan! Alan! Alan!

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- I'll do it. - So...
-Alan! Alan!

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Sir, would you mind
just jumping in for me?

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Thank you.

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Um, great.
So just read from the script

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and I'll jump in as and when.

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"Good morning, boss."

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"Hello, Johnson. Have that
report on my desk by 5:00.

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-"Hey, did you see the boobs on
that new intern?" -And stop.

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Now, can anyone tell me
what the boss did wrong there?

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Yeah. He mumbled his lines.

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I didn't believe a word
out of his mouth.

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No, sorry.
I mean in the scenario.

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- He-he used vulgar language.
- That is correct.

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B-But she didn't hear it.

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This is just locker room talk
between guys.

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Now, that's actually
a common misconception, okay?

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Lewd comments can be
a form of harassment

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even if directed
to a third party.

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But it's not for her.
It's about her.

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No, sorry. It's-it's actually,

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it's the employee
who's talking to the boss

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that is the one
that was offended.

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- What? Why?
- No, no, no, the employee

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- would find it hilarious.
- Yeah.

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I mean, not this guy 'cause
the boss sucks at telling jokes.

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- No offense. - We really don't know
how funny the joke is yet

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'cause we haven't seen the
girl's boobs. Can we see them?

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Okay. Let's...
let's switch gears.

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Maybe try a different scenario.
Thanks, gents.

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Just, take a seat.

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Um, so, Mac, what is it
that you do at the bar?

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- I am the head of security at Paddy's Pub.
- He's our doorman.

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- No, he's just like our gay guy now.
- No, well...

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Great. So, you check IDs.
That-that sort of thing.

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- He should.
-Not once has he ever checked an ID.

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- It's one aspect of the job.
- Yeah, he should.

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Why why don't you hop
up here and we'll do a little

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scenario that-that might be
a little more familiar to you.

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- You are very tall.
- Yes, I am.

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Now, should I take my shirt off
for the scenario?

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Because I feel like
standing next to you,

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they're not gonna be
as intimidated,

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but if I were to take my shirt
off, they would be intimidated.

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I'm not in the scenario.

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- We're good. We're good.
- Yeah, we're okay.

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- We get it. We get it.
- That's him doing his gay guy thing.

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So, can we also get
a female customer?

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- Ooh, yeah.
- A volunteer?

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I will be the young,
female customer.

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"Young, female customer."
Great, good. Yes.

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Okay. Well, um, just, do
your job as you would normally

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and I will, um,
you know, jump in

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if you cross over
into any gray areas.

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Okay. So what's my character?

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You're just trying
to get into the bar.

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Yeah, but why?

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To get a drink, I suppose.

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Why? I just drank three beers
on the way over.

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You don't show up
at a bar sober.

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What a waste of money.
What are you gonna...

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Just you're trying
to get into the bar.

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- I'm here for revenge.
- Okay. Sure.

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Alan, what's my character again?

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- You're the doorman.
- Right.

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And how many drinks
have I had at this point?

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You are... you're not
in the scenario.

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- I've had five.
- Okay. Marvelous.

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Let's, let's begin
whenever you're ready.

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Excuse me, sir, have you...

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- Whoa!
- Wow.

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Jesus Christ.

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Why did you do that?

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Well, well, she came at me,

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- and it was sort of my instinct.
- That was amazing.

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- That was great, right?
- You got me, like, a foot off the ground.

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah. No, it doesn't hurt.

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Did it-did it make you
feel humiliated?

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Did it make you-make you
feel small?

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That's what it is,
it made me feel teeny-tiny.

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- Like Thumbelina.
- That's what I was going for. Thumbelina!

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That's the highest
I've ever gotten.

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He's never gotten me
that high before.

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You're lucky I haven't
called the police.

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Why-why would you call
the police?

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Wait. H-Hold on.
Is that sexual harassment?

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No, that is sexual assault.

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- Really?
- Assault?

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No. Dee, Dee.
I did not assault you.

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Please tell Alan
that I did not assault you.

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Well, now that I've gotten a
little distance from the event.

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Wha... No, Alan, we do this kind
of stuff all the time.

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W-Charlie, would you tell him?

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- He's gone.
- You do this all the time?

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Y-You've got a big problem, all
right? She could press charges.

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- Could I?
- No.

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No! Dee. No.

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- He just said I could, so...
- God.

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It just, i-it...
did somebody turn up the heat?

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Yeah, you sweating? You sweating
a little bit, Ronald?

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- Yeah?
- No, it's just the climate.

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The term "sexual harassment,"
it wasn't coined until 1975,

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- by a woman named Carmita Wood.
- Carmita Wood. I'm sorry.

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- Sorry.
You really know your history.

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- Well, this is important stuff.
- Please.

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- God, get lost, Dee.
- No way, I'm on a roll.

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- So who could tell me...
Hey.

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Is it sexual harassment
when a man

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constantly calls
his female coworker a bird?

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That depends. Is that
a sexual innuendo of some kind?

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Just a big dumb flightless bird.

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Well, it's not very nice,
but it's not sexual harassment.

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Nice try, you dumb bitch.

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Um, Kate, if I may, yeah.

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Um, federal law
really only recognizes

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two types of sexual harassment:

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quid pro quo
and hostile work environment.

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That is very good, Dennis.

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- Thank you.
- No, no, don't do that.

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This man is a monster.
Believe you, me.

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- What?
- He is the worst person I know.

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Got to protect me
on this, Larry.

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I... start with the secretaries.

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Jesus Christ, Frank. Pants.

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I was sweating
through my clothes.

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It's this damn climate.

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Sir, that robe is inappropriate.

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- And I don't think...
- Hon, I'm on the phone, you see?

241
00:08:49,884 --> 00:08:52,728
I don't know.
I bought her a Camaro. No...

242
00:08:52,753 --> 00:08:54,744
You know I don't go Chinese.

243
00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:57,095
I don't know why, I just don't.

244
00:08:57,431 --> 00:08:58,463
Korean?

245
00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,313
Put her on the list.

246
00:09:00,338 --> 00:09:01,848
I really did a number on her.

247
00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:03,752
Yeah...

248
00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:05,141
Why don't we take a break?

249
00:09:07,384 --> 00:09:09,695
Got to get your shit
together, Frank.

250
00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,874
- You...
- I wish I was dead.

251
00:09:10,899 --> 00:09:13,010
These vultures are picking
my carcass clean.

252
00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:14,778
Whoa, Frank. Hey, stop talking.

253
00:09:14,803 --> 00:09:16,486
- Where'd you get that robe?
- Upstairs.

254
00:09:16,511 --> 00:09:18,548
I got to get one
of them, man. Nice.

255
00:09:18,619 --> 00:09:20,658
Whoa. Wait, Jesus, Mac.
What the hell happened to you?

256
00:09:20,838 --> 00:09:23,620
I'm gonna be honest. The first
half has not gone well.

257
00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:26,189
- You got exposed, too?
- Yeah, he did. Big time.

258
00:09:26,214 --> 00:09:28,176
He did a role-play thing,
it went bad.

259
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,811
Wait, role-playing thing? Y-You
were supposed to do nothing.

260
00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,846
I mean, n-now you're all
sweaty and twitchy?

261
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,446
Well, it's-it's so hot in here.

262
00:09:33,471 --> 00:09:35,082
I mean, I feel like
they crank up the heat.

263
00:09:35,106 --> 00:09:36,588
They cranked it up.
I'm roasting.

264
00:09:36,613 --> 00:09:39,486
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Which one
of you just grabbed my ass?

265
00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:44,307
Did you see that?
Did you see...

266
00:09:44,332 --> 00:09:45,764
T-that is a problem for us.

267
00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:48,145
T-Their powers
are growing. Okay?

268
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,530
Now, we got to start taking this
more seriously, okay?

269
00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:52,916
Can you guys just go back
in there and do nothing, okay?

270
00:09:52,941 --> 00:09:55,008
Just don't say or do anything.

271
00:09:55,639 --> 00:09:56,687
Can anyone tell me

272
00:09:56,711 --> 00:09:58,756
the two types
of sexual harassment?

273
00:10:00,389 --> 00:10:01,775
Flirting and groping.

274
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,755
No! Groping
and-and dick pics.

275
00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,934
Yeah, I-I know that sending
dick pics is one of them.

276
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,069
You're kidding. Christ.

277
00:10:09,094 --> 00:10:11,647
- I got to shoot some texts.
- Actually,

278
00:10:11,672 --> 00:10:14,819
it's quid pro quo
and hostile work environment.

279
00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,357
Would you please stop
interrupting me?

280
00:10:16,381 --> 00:10:18,865
- Ooh, ooh, burn.
- Please... And you.

281
00:10:19,044 --> 00:10:20,810
Could you please sit down?

282
00:10:20,835 --> 00:10:21,846
No, it's cool. I'm on your side.

283
00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,139
There are no sides.

284
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,186
Shit, I just looked at her tits.

285
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:27,569
- Frank! Don't tell her that.
- Okay, don't panic.

286
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:30,128
A passing glance
is not sexual harassment.

287
00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:32,349
I like your tactic here.

288
00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:33,725
Get them all horny
with your titties.

289
00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:34,976
That's when they make
their mistakes.

290
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,900
Ma'am, that's victim blaming.

291
00:10:36,925 --> 00:10:39,247
No, I'm blaming Frank.
He's been staring at your boobs

292
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,847
this whole time. Still doing it.

293
00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:42,675
Frank!

294
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:46,022
What? I'm not allowed
to like things anymore?

295
00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:48,912
- It's a compliment.
- How is that a compliment?

296
00:10:49,014 --> 00:10:51,397
Well, they're not that great.

297
00:10:51,499 --> 00:10:52,811
Make her feel good.

298
00:10:52,836 --> 00:10:54,645
- Hey, hey, hey. Don't let them get to you.
- Okay...

299
00:10:54,669 --> 00:10:56,169
Okay? Your tits are fine.

300
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:57,914
Okay, everybody,

301
00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,979
if, you could
take a seat, please.

302
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,958
So now what
we're gonna do is,

303
00:11:02,983 --> 00:11:05,311
imagine
a-a hypothetical scenario,

304
00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:07,413
based right here
in Philadelphia.

305
00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:10,343
So, i-imagine a-a woman,
we'll call her "the waitress,"

306
00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:12,608
who works at
a local coffee shop.

307
00:11:12,911 --> 00:11:14,897
Now, i-in this particular
instance, this waitress

308
00:11:14,922 --> 00:11:17,413
is being harassed
by one of her customers.

309
00:11:17,438 --> 00:11:19,366
He's following her home
from work,

310
00:11:19,391 --> 00:11:22,647
digging through her trash
and calling her repeatedly,

311
00:11:22,672 --> 00:11:24,841
until she complains
to her boss about it.

312
00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:26,633
Now, the boss does nothing.

313
00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:29,772
Can anyone tell me
who's legally at fault here?

314
00:11:29,797 --> 00:11:31,769
Ooh. Wow, what
do you think, Charlie?

315
00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,913
I-I think The Waitress is.

316
00:11:33,942 --> 00:11:36,059
Y-You know, 'cause,
for-she doesn't realize

317
00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:38,442
that, like, true love is
in front of her stupid face.

318
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,481
- Well...
-Why would she say that's an assault?

319
00:11:40,506 --> 00:11:42,209
Hold on a second.
Now, this is just a-this is just

320
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,342
a hypothetical,
scenario that he's painting.

321
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,279
He's not getting
the whole big picture, right?

322
00:11:46,304 --> 00:11:48,215
- Well, of course, it's a hypothetical.
- I know, but maybe

323
00:11:48,239 --> 00:11:50,807
she, like, only thought like she
wasn't into him, but then, like,

324
00:11:50,832 --> 00:11:52,856
15 years later,
when she needed a baby, like,

325
00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:54,488
really bad, and she'd been
in and out of, like,

326
00:11:54,512 --> 00:11:56,424
- a women's shelter, he banged her.
- Sorry.

327
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:59,799
That-that doesn't mean that
the customer didn't harass.

328
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:02,194
All right, well then, I think
all of the customers' friends

329
00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:03,630
harassed her, too,
because they all banged her.

330
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:04,981
- I mean, he did.
- That's true.

331
00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:06,284
Well, don't bring me
into th...

332
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,241
This is a hypothetical scenario.
I'm not involved.

333
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,397
- Neither are you.
- She also did hand stuff to Mac.

334
00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:12,400
She did. I-It wasn't
very good, though.

335
00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,608
All right, look, are you trying
to tell me that no matter what,

336
00:12:14,632 --> 00:12:16,741
it's always just gonna be
the customer's fault?

337
00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:19,900
It is, in fact,
the boss's fault.

338
00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:22,215
The boss.

339
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,427
Well, that makes sense.
I always hated Seth.

340
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,092
- He's a real creep.
- Well, you don't know his name

341
00:12:26,117 --> 00:12:27,991
because this is hypothetical,
and he didn't say t-that...

342
00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,889
Well, it doesn't matter anyway,
'cause she just said

343
00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:31,567
what I-what I did to her
wasn't harassment

344
00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:32,778
because Seth did it to her.

345
00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:34,145
Sorry. I... Can I just
make this very clear?

346
00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,536
Okay? What the customer did
was harassment.

347
00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:38,045
- Right.
- Yes. If it were you.

348
00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,819
And so, take in the information,
but don't take it personally.

349
00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,751
Yeah, technically, don't,
like, I get, like, a free pass

350
00:12:41,776 --> 00:12:43,896
and stuff, 'cause I mean,
I was molested.

351
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,370
Well, now, actually,
that is true.

352
00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:47,739
He did get molested
by his uncle Jack.

353
00:12:47,764 --> 00:12:48,843
His-his uncle Jack
got to him pretty good.

354
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,311
No, Uncle Jack
never molested me..

355
00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:51,846
- I dodged him.
- No, he got you. He got you.

356
00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:53,848
- He got you big time.
- You weren't there.

357
00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:55,383
- You wrote a whole play about it.
- Yeah, you did write a play.

358
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,707
- I got molested by Dee.
- What?

359
00:12:57,809 --> 00:13:00,243
What? C-that's ludicrous.

360
00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:02,220
No, it's true.
Like, a couple years ago,

361
00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:03,791
she banged me,
and I didn't want to do it.

362
00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:06,189
- There you go.
- Wait, wait. You had sex with Charlie?

363
00:13:06,214 --> 00:13:07,674
- God.
- You had sex with Dee?

364
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:08,879
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

365
00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:10,803
We, okay, it was a mistake.

366
00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:13,551
- Yeah, I'll say.
- I-It... I regret every second of it,

367
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,985
- but it was consensual.
- It was not!

368
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,954
I totally wanted her
to stop, and, like,

369
00:13:16,978 --> 00:13:19,445
I was very intimidated
by her larger frame.

370
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,441
- Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.
- So, you know.

371
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,477
I have a petite frame.
I... i-it's a Thumbelina frame.

372
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:25,446
- I don't... Not to me.
- Y-You didn't tell me to stop.

373
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,448
Yeah, and I kept saying...

374
00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:29,799
And you're like, "Shut up!
Stop talking! Be still.

375
00:13:29,824 --> 00:13:32,103
"Let me do my thing.
I can't, I can't get off

376
00:13:32,128 --> 00:13:33,361
with you moving
and talking and shit."

377
00:13:33,386 --> 00:13:35,211
Shit. Yup.
That's ringing a bell.

378
00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:38,042
- Jesus, Dee. God.
- All right, but yeah.

379
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,976
Either way, It does...
I can't molest you, you know?

380
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:41,902
It doesn't work that way 'cause
I'm a woman and you're the man.

381
00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:43,652
Right, right?
Back me up, girlfriend.

382
00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:47,050
Actually, a woman can sexually
harass and even rape a man.

383
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,451
Is that what happened here?

384
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,777
Actually, maybe.

385
00:13:50,802 --> 00:13:53,113
No, no, no, no. You don't,
you don't just throw around

386
00:13:53,138 --> 00:13:55,417
the-the "R" word, Kate.
It's hot, right?

387
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,610
Yello?

388
00:13:56,634 --> 00:14:00,377
What? Then find her
through the abortion records.

389
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,994
Can the group from Paddy's Pub
please focus up.

390
00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,118
You guys have been
very disruptive.

391
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,053
Well, maybe you should
explain it more better

392
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:07,588
because I'm totally
confused about...

393
00:14:07,612 --> 00:14:09,535
Maybe if you stopped
interrupting.

394
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,207
Maybe if you two stopped
sucking a fat dick.

395
00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:14,105
- You do suck a fat dick. - You've
sucked a dick through this process.

396
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:15,324
What? Are you kidding me?

397
00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:17,722
After all of this,
I ended up firing her?

398
00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:20,440
My God.

399
00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:23,276
Hey, Larry? How soon
can you get to the Hyatt?

400
00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:25,455
My dong fell out.
Some woman saw it.

401
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,523
Well, goddamn it.

402
00:14:26,548 --> 00:14:28,075
All right, calm down, calm down.

403
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:30,666
Everybody take it easy,
everybody take a deep breath.

404
00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:32,046
You know, we're gonna
get through this.

405
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,369
I think, look, Kate,

406
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,308
you two are clearly a little
in over your heads here.

407
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,178
Right? Yeah. You're never gonna
be able to rein in

408
00:14:37,203 --> 00:14:38,847
this particular group,
so I tell you what.

409
00:14:38,872 --> 00:14:41,139
I have some experience
running,

410
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:43,022
little educational
seminars like this,

411
00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:44,699
so why don't I take over
for a little bit.

412
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:47,355
You guys, scoot. All right?
On your bikes.

413
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,242
Here's a statistic for you:

414
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:58,191
100% of men are capable
of being sexual harassers.

415
00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,729
And 100% of women

416
00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:02,438
are capable of being
sexually harassed.

417
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,394
Now, am I saying that all men

418
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,786
are sexual harassers?
No, no, no, no. No, no.

419
00:15:06,888 --> 00:15:08,566
Of course not. No.
Absolutely not. No.

420
00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:09,956
Yes, some men are, well,

421
00:15:09,981 --> 00:15:11,634
they're-they're
sexual harassers,

422
00:15:11,659 --> 00:15:13,604
but they don't represent
all men, you know,

423
00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:15,039
just like all women
aren't represented

424
00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:17,277
by a few bad ones, you know.
Women like...

425
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,917
You know, and of course...

426
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:22,762
And then we got...

427
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,531
Point is,

428
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,136
that gender really doesn't have
anything to do with it.

429
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,853
There's really only one thing
that determines

430
00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:32,303
whether a person will be accused
of sexual harassment,

431
00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:33,427
and that is...

432
00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:35,339
ugliness.

433
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:37,460
Let me explain.

434
00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:39,763
Now, see, here's a,
here's a graph of ugliness

435
00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,721
as it relates to time.

436
00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:43,701
Now you see how the,
how the arrow plunges

437
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:46,059
pretty steeply downward
as your ugliness increases.

438
00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:48,705
Now I want you to imagine
a scenario for me

439
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,807
where this man walks
into work one day,

440
00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:52,860
sees a woman, and says,
"I like your dress."

441
00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:56,296
Mildly sexual,
but innocuous enough, yeah.

442
00:15:56,321 --> 00:16:00,175
Now imagine the same sentence
spoken by this man.

443
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,824
Yeah.

444
00:16:02,849 --> 00:16:04,355
Suddenly,
you're very uncomfortable.

445
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,535
We're all uncomfortable
just looking at him now.

446
00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:10,160
Because he's gross, he's ugly,
he's a little bit of a monster.

447
00:16:10,378 --> 00:16:12,762
Now is it this man's fault
that he looks this way?

448
00:16:12,787 --> 00:16:15,632
No. He was, he was born
this way, but the point is,

449
00:16:15,657 --> 00:16:17,214
I know it's not my fault,
you know.

450
00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:18,511
Is it your fault?
I don't think so.

451
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,300
It's certainly not the woman's
fault, you know?

452
00:16:20,325 --> 00:16:23,472
The point is, know your place,
monster man. Your time's up.

453
00:16:24,744 --> 00:16:25,955
Yeah, I know
what you're thinking.

454
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,393
You're thinking,
"How do I know if I'm ugly?

455
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:29,941
Well, if you're not sure,

456
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:31,410
probably best to assume
that you are.

457
00:16:31,455 --> 00:16:33,500
Everyone in this room is.
I-I did a scan.

458
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,969
Now here's the part
where you say,

459
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,261
"But, Dennis, I can't be ugly,

460
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:38,838
I'm rich."

461
00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:42,252
And, yes, money can offset
and reduce ugliness,

462
00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,750
but it actually
increases your risk.

463
00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:46,863
You see, a construction worker,
he can can catcall women

464
00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:48,644
all day long, right?
And he gets away with it

465
00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:50,746
'cause nobody gives a shit,
but a rich guy...

466
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,854
A rich guy's fun to take down.

467
00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:55,338
Time's up.

468
00:16:56,847 --> 00:16:58,024
"But, Dennis," you're saying,

469
00:16:58,049 --> 00:17:00,917
"I can't be ugly, and-and it
doesn't matter because I'm gay."

470
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,502
Well, guess what, pal?

471
00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:05,021
You-you are ugly,
and it doesn't matter how much

472
00:17:05,046 --> 00:17:07,333
you work out. It's never
gonna change that fact.

473
00:17:07,358 --> 00:17:09,537
You've also objectified tons
of men, including me.

474
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,172
You know, you got to stop
kissing me, man.

475
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,274
I don't want it. I don't want
you touching me at all.

476
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,359
Okay, it's never gonna happen.
All right?

477
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,113
Not willingly. Your time's up.

478
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:22,265
"But, Dennis, I can't be ugly.
I'm a hopeless romantic."

479
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,524
But no, you're-you're not.

480
00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:26,643
Okay, you're-you're a sad,
pathetic wretch of a man,

481
00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,371
so desperate to be loved

482
00:17:28,396 --> 00:17:30,841
that you'll actually go rifling
through somebody's garbage.

483
00:17:30,872 --> 00:17:32,535
And there's nothing...

484
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,645
nothing more unattractive
than desperation.

485
00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:38,064
To... No, not him.

486
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,365
No, talking about you. No.

487
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:40,734
Not him, either.
Yeah, I am talking

488
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,903
about you. You know what,
never mind. Your time's up.

489
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,643
"But Dennis...

490
00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:47,341
"I-I... see, I can't be ugly,
all right?

491
00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:48,791
I'm a woman."

492
00:17:48,816 --> 00:17:50,127
Well, no, women can be ugly,

493
00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:51,418
and you are one of them.

494
00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:53,396
One of the ugly ones.
You're lanky, and your hair's...

495
00:17:53,421 --> 00:17:55,821
well, it looks like a wig.
Yeah. What's going on?

496
00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:57,857
Is it a wig? Doesn't matter.
Your time's up.

497
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,069
But guys,

498
00:18:00,094 --> 00:18:01,661
I got some good news for you.

499
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:04,240
Okay?
It's not a crime to be ugly.

500
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,426
But you can't be ugly

501
00:18:06,615 --> 00:18:07,988
and sloppy.

502
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:10,597
So, take me, for example.

503
00:18:11,192 --> 00:18:13,588
I'm neither. Yeah, you see that?

504
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:16,846
That is 11% body fat. Now,
the only place you're gonna...

505
00:18:16,871 --> 00:18:18,432
- What year was that photo taken?
- No, no, no.

506
00:18:18,457 --> 00:18:20,007
Not taking questions
right now, Mac.

507
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:21,184
So just... Yeah.

508
00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:23,309
Point is, I keep my body tight.

509
00:18:23,692 --> 00:18:26,519
But I also keep my life tight.

510
00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:29,165
I got the tapes.
I got the receipts.

511
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,568
They're all time-stamped
and coded.

512
00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:32,534
After every encounter,
I received a text

513
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,809
confirming each partner's
consent and enjoyment.

514
00:18:37,098 --> 00:18:38,481
Now, you may ask, "Well...

515
00:18:38,506 --> 00:18:41,106
would a woman really-really
text that, Dennis?"

516
00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:43,553
Their phones did.

517
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:48,735
I got the documents to prove it,
so don't try coming at me.

518
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,594
But some of you...

519
00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:53,873
you just haven't been
careful enough.

520
00:18:53,898 --> 00:18:57,283
So you're asking yourself, "What
can I do to save myself now?"

521
00:18:57,384 --> 00:18:59,662
You got to clean up your act.
Otherwise, you're going down,

522
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:01,065
and you're gonna take me down
with you,

523
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,532
and I ain't going down.

524
00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:05,034
You understand? I've been
telling you this for years,

525
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:06,392
but you refused to listen.

526
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,776
And so that's why I had to find
a way to make you listen,

527
00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:11,558
which is why I created
the Shitty Bar List.

528
00:19:12,644 --> 00:19:13,660
What?

529
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:14,750
That's right.

530
00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,396
I made the spreadsheet,
I posted it online,

531
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,532
and I even hired these two bozos
to host the seminar.

532
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:20,270
Wait, you hired us?

533
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:22,328
You're a monster.

534
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:25,176
Yeah? Prove it.

535
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,792
Wow!
I feel like we should clap.

536
00:19:29,817 --> 00:19:31,195
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

537
00:19:31,219 --> 00:19:32,563
- That was pretty good.
- That was awesome.

538
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:34,665
Yeah. I'm gonna be honest,
I didn't follow most of it,

539
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,756
- but so cool, man.
- Yeah.

540
00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:39,235
Pretty drastic move
to publicly expose us,

541
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:41,371
but I see why you did it.

542
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:43,716
Yeah, but it's true.
I mean, women are out to get us.

543
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,125
Well, well, no, no.
Women are right.

544
00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:47,361
I mean, men are monsters.
We're constantly harassing them.

545
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,129
I'm just saying
we need to be more careful

546
00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:50,663
so we don't get accused.

547
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,611
And we should probably
stop harassing them.

548
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:54,838
Well, you know, I don't
know. One step at a time.

549
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:56,033
We don't want the whole system
to collapse,

550
00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:57,338
- you know what I mean?
- Ease-ease into it.

551
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,973
- It'd be chaotic. Yeah, yeah. - Ease into it.
- Yeah.

552
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,240
Yeah, yeah. You guys want
to go grab some margaritas

553
00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:01,325
by the pool?

554
00:20:01,349 --> 00:20:02,393
- I do.
- Booze.

555
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,794
- I'm ready for some booze.
- Yeah.

556
00:20:03,818 --> 00:20:05,029
- Let's go.
- Yeah. - Me, too.

557
00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:08,574
- "MeToo."
- Very good.

558
00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:11,302
- That's great.
- Very good, and for a woman, a good joke.

559
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:13,337
Hey, you guys think
that Alan guy's got a big dick?

560
00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:14,471
- Yeah.
- Huge.

561
00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:16,040
I saw it in the bathroom.
I sought it out.

562
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:24,034
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