1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,164 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,189 --> 00:00:03,015 - Toby! - What? What? 3 00:00:03,765 --> 00:00:05,226 I know how difficult this is. 4 00:00:05,452 --> 00:00:08,357 The good news is that you got pregnant, which means you can try again 5 00:00:08,382 --> 00:00:09,820 in as soon as in four weeks. 6 00:00:10,288 --> 00:00:11,906 Thank you for doing this wedding, Lady. 7 00:00:11,931 --> 00:00:13,687 Any family of yours is mine, right? 8 00:00:13,712 --> 00:00:15,867 - I liked your toast. - Thank you. 9 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:20,156 Sorry it's the couch for tonight. 10 00:00:20,328 --> 00:00:21,563 Good night, Deja. 11 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:22,851 Good night. 12 00:00:23,116 --> 00:00:24,585 I got to go. 13 00:00:24,883 --> 00:00:26,570 And I can't take her with me. 14 00:00:29,484 --> 00:00:33,306 You're not just my great love story, Rebecca. 15 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:35,041 You were my big break. 16 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:36,428 And our love story... 17 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:37,929 I know it may not feel like it 18 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:39,922 right now, but I promise you, 19 00:00:40,768 --> 00:00:42,203 it's just getting started. 20 00:01:10,796 --> 00:01:12,039 Yeah, Ma. 21 00:01:12,064 --> 00:01:14,827 I-I'll just rent a car at the airport tonight, drive to you. 22 00:01:14,921 --> 00:01:17,558 I make lasagna, ah? Your favorite. 23 00:01:17,593 --> 00:01:18,860 Right now I got nerves so bad, 24 00:01:18,894 --> 00:01:20,375 I-I can't even think about eating. 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,695 Don't have nerves. You will be great. 26 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,398 Dad and the boys excited about today? 27 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:26,000 Your father, your brothers, everybody, 28 00:01:26,034 --> 00:01:28,369 so very excited about today. 29 00:01:29,164 --> 00:01:30,338 What about you, Ma? 30 00:01:30,372 --> 00:01:32,037 I just cook. You know this. 31 00:01:32,062 --> 00:01:33,775 Ma, I'm going out with Michael. 32 00:01:34,609 --> 00:01:35,976 Don't get pregnant, ah? 33 00:01:37,648 --> 00:01:39,679 - Tobe? - Mmm. 34 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,742 Let's make a baby. 35 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:47,522 I'm your huckleberry. 36 00:02:07,543 --> 00:02:08,906 So the pregnancy was a fluke. 37 00:02:09,132 --> 00:02:12,680 No, no. But it's good we're looking into this now. 38 00:02:13,156 --> 00:02:15,750 The tests show you have PCOS. 39 00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:17,618 It could be linked to your weight 40 00:02:17,653 --> 00:02:19,359 and causing fertility problems. 41 00:02:21,286 --> 00:02:23,359 I'd also like to have you checked, Toby. 42 00:02:49,552 --> 00:02:52,387 Deja... what is this? 43 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,125 What did you do? 44 00:02:54,662 --> 00:02:56,129 I'm sorry. 45 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:05,766 We've been working through a lot this summer since your mom left. 46 00:03:05,801 --> 00:03:08,102 Those feelings don't just go away overnight. 47 00:03:09,117 --> 00:03:11,138 Whew! Wearing out my running shoes 48 00:03:11,173 --> 00:03:12,609 keeping up with you, girl. 49 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:14,508 Ms. Andrews, 50 00:03:14,543 --> 00:03:17,645 do you understand that you are voluntarily giving up 51 00:03:17,679 --> 00:03:19,539 all of your rights as a parent 52 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:22,351 - and that this decision is permanent? - Yes. 53 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,937 And the father was given notice of today's hearing. 54 00:03:25,546 --> 00:03:27,070 No objection there. 55 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:29,023 He's not gonna object. 56 00:03:29,236 --> 00:03:31,335 He made it clear he wants no part. 57 00:03:41,835 --> 00:03:43,804 So I say to her, "Babe, I can't tonight. 58 00:03:43,839 --> 00:03:46,807 You know my rule: no hanky-panky before work." 59 00:03:49,961 --> 00:03:51,437 Oh, God, I can't. 60 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:53,859 Beth would kill me. 61 00:03:57,515 --> 00:03:59,787 Beth doesn't need to know everything. 62 00:04:06,328 --> 00:04:09,196 - Oh. - It's good! 63 00:04:09,231 --> 00:04:11,332 The crowd goes crazy! 64 00:04:18,203 --> 00:04:20,765 - What's up? - Nothing. 65 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,717 The pro football playoffs began today, 66 00:05:02,751 --> 00:05:04,652 and the American Football Conference Pittsburgh 67 00:05:04,686 --> 00:05:07,321 defeated Oakland by the score of 13 to seven. 68 00:05:07,356 --> 00:05:09,590 The game ended in very remarkable fashion... 69 00:05:09,838 --> 00:05:11,592 I've never seen a game end like that. 70 00:05:11,626 --> 00:05:13,690 Crazy. Just crazy. 71 00:05:17,143 --> 00:05:18,471 I love this song. 72 00:05:19,955 --> 00:05:23,804 ? I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow ? 73 00:05:23,995 --> 00:05:27,041 ? Moonshadow, moonshadow ? 74 00:05:27,809 --> 00:05:31,879 ? Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow ? 75 00:05:31,913 --> 00:05:34,415 ? Moonshadow, moonshadow ? 76 00:05:34,449 --> 00:05:36,317 Hey, look at this guy. 77 00:05:36,635 --> 00:05:38,260 He's done for. 78 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:43,657 ? Lose my plow and lose my land ? 79 00:05:43,692 --> 00:05:47,205 ? Oh, if I ever lose my hands ? 80 00:05:52,049 --> 00:05:56,729 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 81 00:05:58,753 --> 00:06:00,603 My mother says that at a certain point 82 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:03,160 I have to get realistic about my life. 83 00:06:03,195 --> 00:06:06,497 But I just... I don't know if I agree with that. 84 00:06:06,531 --> 00:06:08,580 You know what I mean? Because I'm a singer. 85 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:11,158 Wow, I said that out loud, that I'm a singer. 86 00:06:11,244 --> 00:06:12,932 I'm a singer. 87 00:06:13,393 --> 00:06:15,373 I have been sending my demo off, 88 00:06:15,407 --> 00:06:17,455 and I have this dream of signing with 89 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,000 Reprise Records out in Los Angeles. 90 00:06:19,025 --> 00:06:20,211 They're the ones who put out 91 00:06:20,245 --> 00:06:21,986 - the last Joni Mitchell album, Blue. - Oh... 92 00:06:22,011 --> 00:06:24,282 I'm sorry, I feel like I'm talking too much. 93 00:06:24,307 --> 00:06:25,439 Am I talking too much? 94 00:06:25,464 --> 00:06:27,064 'Cause I feel like I'm talking too much. 95 00:06:27,942 --> 00:06:29,877 Please tell me something about you. 96 00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:36,560 Uh... well... my name's Jack. 97 00:06:39,793 --> 00:06:43,028 Okay, that's a good place to start, Jack. 98 00:06:44,353 --> 00:06:45,588 Do you... 99 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:48,072 Do you maybe want to get out of here? 100 00:06:50,361 --> 00:06:51,883 I don't mean that the way that it sounded. 101 00:06:51,908 --> 00:06:53,197 - I just... - Yeah. 102 00:06:53,228 --> 00:06:55,079 - The food here is terrible. - No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, 103 00:06:55,113 --> 00:06:57,342 - let's get out of here. - Okay, great. 104 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:58,901 I'm gonna go get my jacket. 105 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,518 All right. 106 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:01,987 - I'll meet you outside. - Okay. 107 00:07:11,924 --> 00:07:13,958 Jesus, what the hell happened, man? 108 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,893 I met the girl. 109 00:07:16,494 --> 00:07:17,795 You met a girl while... 110 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:20,064 No, no, no, no. The girl. 111 00:07:20,099 --> 00:07:22,333 Hey, h-how much money you got? 112 00:07:22,368 --> 00:07:24,697 None. Which is why we're here in the first place. 113 00:07:24,722 --> 00:07:25,888 Hurry up. How much money you got on you? 114 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,244 All right, I got... 115 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:32,002 I got four bucks. 116 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:34,299 Four bucks? Okay. I-I got five. 117 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:38,416 Nine bucks to show my dream girl the night of her life. 118 00:07:39,049 --> 00:07:40,814 Okay, I'll call you tomorrow. 119 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,135 - Hi. - Hey. 120 00:07:42,765 --> 00:07:44,465 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 121 00:08:27,752 --> 00:08:29,434 I didn't get him anything. 122 00:08:29,955 --> 00:08:32,303 Please. You're a kid. 123 00:08:32,338 --> 00:08:35,260 Just paint some macaroni, throw it on a piece of string, 124 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:36,744 and call it a day. 125 00:08:38,302 --> 00:08:41,049 - Mm-mm. - Aw, damn. 126 00:08:41,127 --> 00:08:43,414 I wanted to surprise you with breakfast in bed. 127 00:08:43,449 --> 00:08:45,283 Happy birthday, baby. Mmm. 128 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,484 - Thank you. - Mmm. 129 00:08:46,518 --> 00:08:48,953 I just finished working out. Sorry, I stink. 130 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,655 - I love your stink. - Mm-hmm. 131 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:52,357 Oh... oh... 132 00:08:52,391 --> 00:08:53,713 - Damn. - Hey, I warned you. 133 00:08:53,738 --> 00:08:54,783 Oh, you did. 134 00:08:55,361 --> 00:08:58,062 Yo, it's a good thing Zoe's staying here 135 00:08:58,097 --> 00:08:59,931 while she's making her documentary. 136 00:08:59,965 --> 00:09:02,066 Otherwise, Deja might never smile again. 137 00:09:02,101 --> 00:09:04,111 You really want to have the talk with her today? 138 00:09:04,136 --> 00:09:05,439 Can't keep avoiding it. 139 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:07,400 Plus, I got a plan. 140 00:09:07,643 --> 00:09:09,275 I can connect with her on this. 141 00:09:09,322 --> 00:09:11,743 Oh, hon, uh, don't shoot, I'm just the messenger, 142 00:09:11,777 --> 00:09:13,144 but Kevin has requested 143 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,932 a gluten-free birthday cake tonight. 144 00:09:15,132 --> 00:09:16,533 Kevin's coming tonight? 145 00:09:18,369 --> 00:09:21,213 It's cool. It's cool. 146 00:09:25,079 --> 00:09:26,424 Now I'm sure of it. 147 00:09:26,924 --> 00:09:29,026 Your brother and my cousin are knockin' boots. 148 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,918 What you talking about, Beth? 149 00:09:30,943 --> 00:09:32,410 It's an expression from the '90s. 150 00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:33,607 It means that they are having sex. 151 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,228 I'm familiar with the expression, woman. 152 00:09:35,253 --> 00:09:37,111 I'm just asking why are you so positive? 153 00:09:37,136 --> 00:09:38,603 - Because I know. - But you don't. 154 00:09:38,637 --> 00:09:40,271 - You need to talk to him. - And say what? 155 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,705 Tell him to "get the hell off of Beth's cousin 156 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:42,993 before I kill you in the face." 157 00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:44,475 I will say no such thing, 158 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:46,711 especially when we have no evidence to prove it. 159 00:09:46,745 --> 00:09:49,150 And I need you to swear that you won't say anything tonight. 160 00:09:49,175 --> 00:09:51,338 Hey-hey-hey, it is my birthday. 161 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:54,135 And I need you to swear to it on Oprah. 162 00:09:55,768 --> 00:09:57,705 - I'm not doing that. - Beth. 163 00:09:59,591 --> 00:10:02,830 Fine. I will swear on Oprah. 164 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:05,736 Thank you. 165 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:08,869 Hey, Deja, come on, let's take a ride. 166 00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:19,721 Even Gayle let Oprah down sometimes. 167 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,946 Heard it was your birthday. What are you turning? 168 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,900 Oh, yeah, I'm turning 30-none-of-your-business. 169 00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:25,603 That's how old I'm turning. Thank you. 170 00:10:25,635 --> 00:10:27,275 Few of my colleagues screened the movie last night. 171 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,586 They were raving about it. 172 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:29,744 - Yeah? - Yeah. 173 00:10:29,769 --> 00:10:31,722 Oh, man, I hope so. I haven't seen it yet. 174 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:34,164 You know, truth be told, I'm, uh, scared to see it. 175 00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:35,633 I'm just gonna wait till the premiere next week. 176 00:10:35,658 --> 00:10:37,995 I'm gonna watch it then and just rip the Band-Aid off. 177 00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:40,908 - Do you mind if I...? - Sure. Go ahead. 178 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,564 - Is that okay? I'll be right back. Okay. - Yeah. 179 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:47,136 Hey. So, what am I, just an afternoon booty call to you? 180 00:10:47,161 --> 00:10:48,205 Because that would be amazing. 181 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,864 You can't come to your birthday party tonight. 182 00:10:49,889 --> 00:10:51,213 Oh, um... 183 00:10:51,397 --> 00:10:54,002 If she sees us together, Beth is gonna figure it out. 184 00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:55,761 She's already been sniffing things out. 185 00:10:55,909 --> 00:10:58,044 She is like a secret bloodhound. 186 00:10:58,078 --> 00:10:59,812 Meaning she sniffs out secrets like a bloodhound, 187 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:01,455 or she's actually secretly a bloodhound? 188 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,882 - You have to cancel. - I'm not canceling. 189 00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:04,283 This is my birthday party, okay? 190 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:05,744 I'm not canceling... you cancel. 191 00:11:06,557 --> 00:11:09,589 Okay. No touching, 192 00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:12,143 no flirting, and, um, don't do that thing 193 00:11:12,168 --> 00:11:13,659 where you half smile, 'cause automatically, 194 00:11:13,694 --> 00:11:15,205 it makes me full smile, and she'll see. 195 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:17,393 Fine. But you know what? You can't dress all crazy, okay? 196 00:11:17,418 --> 00:11:19,966 Because for some reason, the more you dress like Mia Farrow, 197 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,234 the hotter I get. 198 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,408 - Fine. - Fine. 199 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:25,375 Oh, and you know what? 200 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,672 Don't talk about your weird documentary. 201 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,619 Okay? Because it makes you sound really smart, 202 00:11:28,673 --> 00:11:30,941 and when you sound really smart, I half smile, 203 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:33,228 and when I half smile, it makes you full smile. 204 00:11:33,253 --> 00:11:35,580 You hung up on "fine," didn't you? 205 00:11:36,854 --> 00:11:39,455 Yeah, you did. Hung up on "fine." 206 00:11:40,581 --> 00:11:41,768 Fine. 207 00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:47,202 "In vitro fertilization..." 208 00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:49,028 Stop with the notebook. 209 00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:51,564 I am writing down key words so I can remember stuff. 210 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:59,539 As you can see, I have polycystic ovary syndrome. 211 00:11:59,736 --> 00:12:00,973 - And Toby... - Yeah. 212 00:12:01,008 --> 00:12:03,976 I-I have sperm, just not a lot of them. 213 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,979 You know, and none of them are breaking 40-yard dash records 214 00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:09,181 at the NFL Combine, if you know what I'm saying. 215 00:12:09,216 --> 00:12:10,816 You've been on the antidepressant how long? 216 00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:12,018 Uh, six years. 217 00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:13,953 Well, it's possible 218 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:15,557 they're causing the decreased sperm count. 219 00:12:15,582 --> 00:12:18,024 Uh, it's also possible that they're preventing me 220 00:12:18,058 --> 00:12:19,659 from crying all the time, so... 221 00:12:23,135 --> 00:12:26,299 Look, Doc, this is why we're here, okay? To start IVF. 222 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,502 You are the best and Kate is the best 223 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,666 and I am the best. 224 00:12:32,075 --> 00:12:33,470 So... 225 00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,924 Um, it's my 38th birthday, 226 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,830 and sometimes, I swear, I can hear the clock just ticking. 227 00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:45,051 Uh, but when we got this appointment with you, 228 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:47,386 on my birthday no less, 229 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:50,756 I feel like the universe just intervened. 230 00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:54,594 I know this isn't what you want to hear, 231 00:12:55,064 --> 00:12:59,150 but I'm not going to be able to take you on as a patient. 232 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:02,969 Wh-What? Why? 233 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:07,206 At your weight, the chances of a successful pregnancy are very slim, 234 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,075 even if you go through in vitro. 235 00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:13,057 Yeah, we know. And we don't care, and we, we want to try. 236 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:15,214 And I admire that. 237 00:13:15,705 --> 00:13:18,851 But egg retrieval is invasive. 238 00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:21,954 At your BMI, going under anesthesia 239 00:13:21,989 --> 00:13:24,563 for an elective procedure is not advisable. 240 00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:26,025 Yeah, we know all the risks. 241 00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:28,594 We've talked about it for hours on end. 242 00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:33,158 All right? But we, we want to take our chances. 243 00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:36,035 It's not just up to me, unfortunately. 244 00:13:36,377 --> 00:13:39,739 I have partners at my practice, there are liability issues. 245 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,658 I'm not gonna be able to help you here, Kate. 246 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,411 And I fear you'll be hard-pressed 247 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,049 to find anyone who will. 248 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,307 Okay. Got it. 249 00:13:58,249 --> 00:14:01,057 Thank you for explaining that to us. 250 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,565 Um, my friend is throwing me a birthday brunch, so... 251 00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:08,533 I know it's difficult. 252 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:12,814 Yeah. 253 00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:16,736 Is that it? 254 00:14:19,478 --> 00:14:21,747 Okay, uh, it was really nice to meet you. 255 00:14:21,782 --> 00:14:23,228 Excuse me. 256 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,666 I would not have taken you for a carnival type of guy. 257 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,205 Oh, yeah. Love a good carnival. 258 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,574 Two tickets? That'll be, uh, five bucks. 259 00:14:36,807 --> 00:14:38,307 No, no, no. I, I got it. 260 00:14:38,332 --> 00:14:39,564 - Really? - Yeah. 261 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,513 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,400 - You see the game? - Crazy. 263 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,226 - Crazy. - Did-did you see the game? 264 00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:46,961 What game? 265 00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,166 New to America. Yeah. 266 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,361 They have candy apples? 267 00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:58,162 - I love candy apples. - Oh. 268 00:14:58,447 --> 00:14:59,611 When I was a little girl, 269 00:14:59,636 --> 00:15:01,637 - I lost a baby tooth in a candy apple... - Uh-huh? 270 00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:03,410 and I put the whole thing underneath my pillow 271 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,904 for the tooth fairy. My mother was furious, 272 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,506 because, of course, I ruined a set of pillowcases. 273 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,042 Well, how-how about we, uh, how about we get you one 274 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,911 for old times' sake? 275 00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:14,605 Yeah. 276 00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:16,018 - Okay. - Sure. 277 00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:17,971 Oh, and a hot chocolate. 278 00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:20,760 - Sure. - Thank you. 279 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,558 Um, one hot chocolate and one candy apple? 280 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,853 That'll be two dollars. 281 00:15:29,073 --> 00:15:31,549 - See the game? - Insane. 282 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,127 Thank you. 283 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:36,578 You didn't want anything? 284 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,170 - No, I'm okay. - Oh. 285 00:15:38,277 --> 00:15:39,577 - Yeah. - Thanks. 286 00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:41,794 Mmm. 287 00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:45,543 What? 288 00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:48,184 You, uh, you got something 289 00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:49,423 - on your, on your... - What? 290 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,098 - It's a piece of candy. - Can you get it? 291 00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:52,880 - May I? Yeah... - Yeah. 292 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:56,588 Thank you. 293 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,722 Uh-huh. 294 00:16:05,559 --> 00:16:07,825 Hello, hello. Cool uncle in the house. 295 00:16:08,192 --> 00:16:10,691 - Kevin. Hey! How are you? - Good. 296 00:16:10,716 --> 00:16:12,175 - It's been a while, huh? - Yeah. 297 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,938 - Since the wedding. - What-what are we doing? 298 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,426 You swore on Oprah, you swore on Oprah, you swore on Oprah. 299 00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,476 I've been hanging out here a lot, seeing the girls. 300 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,478 - Okay. - Cutting my documentary in the city. 301 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,309 Oh, hey, Beth. 302 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:25,098 We just ran into each other out here. 303 00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:26,419 Cool, cool. 304 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,422 You two are knocking boots. 305 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:33,466 - Oh. - Uh... 306 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,583 You know, we don't have to go to this thing. 307 00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:39,831 We can just call and tell 'em you're not feeling well. 308 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,606 Tobe, I can't bail on my own party. 309 00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,636 Honestly. And I'm fine. 310 00:16:45,497 --> 00:16:47,778 It's not the first time I caught a bad break. 311 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,934 Hey. Hi. 312 00:16:54,169 --> 00:16:55,591 Hi! 313 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:14,575 Okay. We're here. 314 00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:28,127 So... 315 00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,721 this is the apartment building Beth and I bought last year. 316 00:17:31,854 --> 00:17:34,291 It's where I found my biological father. 317 00:17:36,237 --> 00:17:38,604 Knocked on the door of that building two years ago. 318 00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:41,018 Two years ago to the day. 319 00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:42,862 Came in hot, too. 320 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,263 Banging on that mug like a Real Housewife, 321 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,502 ready to throw down, you know what I'm saying? 322 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:51,120 You see, my father... my biological father... 323 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,338 was standing on the other side of that door. 324 00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:58,620 Wound up getting less than a year with him. 325 00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:03,135 I found him, then I lost him all over again. 326 00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:05,850 Then I bought his building. 327 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,986 Guess you don't have to drop a hundo an hour on a therapist 328 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,588 to crack that case, huh? 329 00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:20,198 It has defined my life, being adopted. 330 00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:23,601 It's defined my life, even when I didn't realize 331 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:24,799 it was defining it. 332 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,893 And I think the part of that, at least for me, 333 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,844 is that this big giant thing happened to me, 334 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,596 and I didn't have any say in it. 335 00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:38,182 And I don't want that to be the case for you. 336 00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:46,479 Deja, we'd like to formally adopt you. 337 00:18:49,174 --> 00:18:51,295 They're saying we can't foster you forever, 338 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,737 that we got to sign some papers and start a process. 339 00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,127 And as much as we would love that, 340 00:18:57,855 --> 00:19:00,256 we don't want it to happen unless it's your choice. 341 00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,862 You want me to say something, I know. 342 00:19:04,887 --> 00:19:06,799 No, I'm okay with whatever you decide, 343 00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:08,780 just as long as it's your choice. 344 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,182 My choice. 345 00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:16,549 Look, you're a very nice person 346 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,924 and you have a very nice family, 347 00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:24,518 and I'm real grateful for... what you've done for me, 348 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:29,267 but when you try and pretend like we're the same... 349 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,034 - I'm not trying to pretend... - You're not? 350 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:33,838 'Cause I feel like we just drove an hour 351 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,409 just so you could show me how the same we are. 352 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,893 You had one family your whole life. 353 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,440 Two dads who loved you. 354 00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:49,182 I had one dad who never wanted me. 355 00:19:50,331 --> 00:19:52,409 One mom who left me. 356 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,010 So don't tell me we're the same, Randall. 357 00:19:57,549 --> 00:20:00,604 Don't tell me that I have a choice in anything. 358 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:07,448 I'd like to leave now if that's okay. 359 00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:14,940 I'm sorry to keep rambling. 360 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,963 Will you please tell me something about you? 361 00:20:17,073 --> 00:20:19,665 Like, I don't even know what do you do. 362 00:20:20,214 --> 00:20:22,415 I'm kind of in between jobs right now. 363 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,573 - Mm-hmm. - I just... 364 00:20:23,604 --> 00:20:25,641 I just... I got, I got back from Vietnam 365 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:26,842 - not too long ago. - Really? 366 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,420 - Yeah. - Wow. 367 00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:29,512 Yeah. 368 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,081 Oh, God, was it just awful? 369 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,157 I mean, of course it was. 370 00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:36,421 I'm so sorry that I asked. 371 00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,049 No, no. No, no, no. 372 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,761 I was just a mechanic. 373 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:48,768 - Huh. - Yeah. 374 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,362 Do you have any siblings? 375 00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:55,635 I had a brother. 376 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:58,908 He died in the war. 377 00:20:58,942 --> 00:21:00,910 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 378 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,868 God, I'm so sorry. 379 00:21:02,893 --> 00:21:04,347 I had no idea. 380 00:21:04,381 --> 00:21:05,901 Of course you didn't. 381 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,377 - I'm sorry. - No, it's... 382 00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:19,462 You know what? Can we try something? 383 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,438 Let's answer at the same time. 384 00:21:21,463 --> 00:21:22,732 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 385 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,727 Cats or dogs? 386 00:21:24,752 --> 00:21:26,120 - Dogs. - Cats. 387 00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:29,745 - Okay. How about one more time? - Sure. 388 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:32,612 - Um, pizza toppings. - Okay. 389 00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:34,738 Mushrooms or pepperoni? 390 00:21:34,844 --> 00:21:36,190 - Pepperoni. - Mushrooms. 391 00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,317 Is that rain? 392 00:21:42,526 --> 00:21:43,532 I think it's raining. 393 00:21:43,557 --> 00:21:44,885 Yeah, I think it is raining. 394 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,455 Oh, wow, look. 395 00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:48,329 That guy's already selling umbrellas. 396 00:21:48,354 --> 00:21:49,760 Should we go get one? 397 00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:53,252 I-I don't think it's raining that bad, right? 398 00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:59,524 Uh... uh, I guess not. 399 00:21:59,549 --> 00:22:01,404 I mean, if you want, I can buy you an umbrella, 400 00:22:01,438 --> 00:22:05,127 but... I don't think it's raining that hard is all. 401 00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:07,870 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 402 00:22:08,812 --> 00:22:10,260 - Okay. - Yeah. 403 00:22:13,050 --> 00:22:14,456 Zoe, you could be with any other guy. 404 00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:16,204 - You're gonna be with Kevin? - Yes, I'm gonna be with Kevin. 405 00:22:16,229 --> 00:22:17,453 - What in the holy hell are you thinking? - What? 406 00:22:17,487 --> 00:22:18,754 - What am I thinking? - Yes. 407 00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:20,220 I'm thinking he looks like Batman 408 00:22:20,245 --> 00:22:21,626 and he is built like a truck. 409 00:22:21,651 --> 00:22:23,752 - Will you stop with the honesty? - That's why. 410 00:22:24,104 --> 00:22:25,737 - Uncle Kevin? - Yeah. 411 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:28,164 Are you dating Zoe? 412 00:22:28,198 --> 00:22:30,599 I think I can make my own decisions on who I date. 413 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,885 - Okay, but Kevin?! Kevin?! - Yes, Kevin! 414 00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:34,151 You know, we've been hanging out. 415 00:22:34,176 --> 00:22:35,620 We've been hanging out a lot, actually. 416 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,206 You know, we don't, uh... 417 00:22:38,471 --> 00:22:41,885 we don't talk about anything real or intense. 418 00:22:42,315 --> 00:22:43,646 And for me, you know, that's-that's sort of 419 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,329 the barometer of dating, right? 420 00:22:45,354 --> 00:22:46,682 Then again, I did date Jennifer Love Hewitt 421 00:22:46,717 --> 00:22:48,050 for the better part of a year, 422 00:22:48,085 --> 00:22:49,985 and we talked about nothing intense. 423 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,003 Do you know that he dated the woman from Party of Five? 424 00:22:52,028 --> 00:22:53,295 Well, I love Neve Campbell. 425 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,979 Can you keep a secret? Just between us gals? 426 00:22:56,596 --> 00:22:58,073 Huh? Huh. 427 00:22:58,729 --> 00:23:03,165 I, uh... I was gonna invite her to my premiere. 428 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,212 You know, sort of like I was asking her to prom. 429 00:23:05,237 --> 00:23:07,737 You know what I mean? I thought it'd be kind of, kind of cute. 430 00:23:07,771 --> 00:23:09,171 What do you think? Do you think she'd like that? 431 00:23:09,196 --> 00:23:10,207 - Yeah. - Yeah? 432 00:23:10,232 --> 00:23:11,885 Why do you want to sit where you eat, Zoe?! 433 00:23:12,127 --> 00:23:15,177 Well, I'm gonna go check that out. Okay? 434 00:23:15,385 --> 00:23:16,791 I'm gonna brave that one. 435 00:23:16,816 --> 00:23:18,633 - Zoe, you're acting like a child. - I am not. 436 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:19,838 - Hey. - You know what? 437 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,393 You, out. You, sit. 438 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,407 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 439 00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:29,438 Nope. Can't even look at you. 440 00:23:29,463 --> 00:23:30,674 Get out again. 441 00:23:31,873 --> 00:23:36,677 ? Happy birthday, dear Kate ? 442 00:23:37,134 --> 00:23:41,153 ? Happy birthday to you. ? 443 00:23:41,178 --> 00:23:42,776 All right. Make a wish. 444 00:23:53,487 --> 00:23:54,846 Do you want to know what I wished for? 445 00:23:54,871 --> 00:23:56,909 Uh, Kate, you can't say that or it won't come true. 446 00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:59,104 I wished for a baby. 447 00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:02,791 But you're right, Madison, it won't come true. 448 00:24:05,049 --> 00:24:07,002 And not because I said it out loud, 449 00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,846 but because we can't. 450 00:24:10,056 --> 00:24:11,377 I can't. 451 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,362 Do you know that I've lost 40 pounds? 452 00:24:18,842 --> 00:24:21,909 Yep. Slow and steady. No fad diets, no pills. 453 00:24:21,934 --> 00:24:23,338 No slipups. 454 00:24:27,846 --> 00:24:29,963 I have been trapped... 455 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,018 in this body for so long. 456 00:24:34,884 --> 00:24:36,182 Trapped. 457 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:40,479 And I try to stay positive. 458 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,112 God, I really do. 459 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:48,037 And I try not to ask myself: is my weight 460 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,815 the reason why I had my miscarriage, 461 00:24:49,871 --> 00:24:52,338 or is it the reason why we can't get pregnant again? 462 00:24:54,768 --> 00:24:56,862 It's like this black cloud... 463 00:24:59,276 --> 00:25:02,551 follows me around, and every time I get away from it, 464 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,041 it catches up to me. 465 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:11,416 I am so tired. I'm tired... 466 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,385 of smiling and pretending that it's sunny out. 467 00:25:14,502 --> 00:25:15,698 I'm done. 468 00:25:17,354 --> 00:25:18,690 Ooh. 469 00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:24,073 When is the universe gonna give me a damn break? 470 00:25:30,211 --> 00:25:32,526 So, it's, um, a carrot cake. 471 00:25:35,252 --> 00:25:36,666 Thank you. 472 00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:40,291 Bad idea. Bad, bad idea. 473 00:25:59,034 --> 00:26:00,377 Deja, I'm sorry. 474 00:26:01,475 --> 00:26:02,976 I really screwed that up. 475 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:08,551 Planned it for weeks, taking you there, talking to you. 476 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:11,768 - Kind of memorized my speech. - I know. 477 00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:18,627 It was lame of me to compare our situations. 478 00:26:20,391 --> 00:26:23,416 But it's only because I really want all of this to work out. 479 00:26:26,536 --> 00:26:29,471 I think you're an exceptional person, Deja. 480 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,331 I miss talking to you. 481 00:26:40,159 --> 00:26:42,451 I'm sorry I screwed up your birthday, Randall. 482 00:26:42,485 --> 00:26:44,534 No, it... 483 00:26:46,244 --> 00:26:47,596 You didn't... 484 00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:51,827 You didn't screw up my birthday. 485 00:26:55,588 --> 00:26:57,166 It didn't go so great. 486 00:26:57,362 --> 00:26:58,573 Yeah? 487 00:26:59,362 --> 00:27:01,901 I was really hoping for a win today. 488 00:27:03,093 --> 00:27:04,416 I know. 489 00:27:08,144 --> 00:27:09,845 Zoe and Kevin are doing it. 490 00:27:10,315 --> 00:27:11,557 Yeah? 491 00:27:12,518 --> 00:27:14,198 I had to say something. 492 00:27:15,058 --> 00:27:16,260 I know. 493 00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:19,421 I don't know how you're gonna make this right with Oprah, 494 00:27:19,456 --> 00:27:20,956 but I know. 495 00:27:21,627 --> 00:27:23,425 I made a donation to her foundation. 496 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,799 Well, that's a start. 497 00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:07,940 You don't have to pretend like you don't know who I am. 498 00:28:08,909 --> 00:28:11,948 You don't have to pretend like you do. I really don't care. 499 00:28:12,886 --> 00:28:14,682 I just came here to say 500 00:28:15,971 --> 00:28:18,431 I'm gonna do something really great with my life 501 00:28:18,456 --> 00:28:19,862 and you're gonna miss it. 502 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:23,182 And my mom's gonna miss it, too, but that's okay 503 00:28:24,112 --> 00:28:25,674 'cause I met these people. 504 00:28:26,745 --> 00:28:29,139 They think I'm exceptional. 505 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,362 That's the word they use about me. 506 00:28:33,307 --> 00:28:35,284 And they actually want me. 507 00:28:35,604 --> 00:28:37,087 Like, they want me so bad 508 00:28:37,112 --> 00:28:40,760 that they plan out weird conversations to tell me. 509 00:28:43,497 --> 00:28:46,409 So... I came here to tell you that. 510 00:28:49,346 --> 00:28:52,815 Actually, I came here to ask you for something. 511 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,807 One thing and then you'll never have to hear from me again. 512 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,001 You sure you don't want to play one of the games? 513 00:29:15,026 --> 00:29:16,219 Nah, I'm okay. 514 00:29:16,659 --> 00:29:17,987 Thank you. 515 00:29:19,432 --> 00:29:21,672 - I should probably get home. - I mean, we could take a walk. 516 00:29:43,464 --> 00:29:46,323 Well, it was very nice to meet you, Jack. 517 00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:49,159 Thank you for a nice night. 518 00:29:49,848 --> 00:29:51,557 I couldn't pay for the umbrella. 519 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,885 I... 520 00:29:54,633 --> 00:29:56,713 I started the night with nine bucks. 521 00:29:57,799 --> 00:30:00,971 Five bucks to get in, two bucks for a candy apple 522 00:30:00,996 --> 00:30:04,581 and a hot chocolate, which is kind of a rip-off in my opinion, 523 00:30:04,606 --> 00:30:06,315 but that's neither here nor there. 524 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:09,109 That left me with two dollars. 525 00:30:09,487 --> 00:30:11,355 And if I bought the umbrella, 526 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:14,534 then I wouldn't have enough for any of the games. 527 00:30:15,971 --> 00:30:18,893 I didn't know if you wanted to play any games, 528 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,166 but I couldn't take that chance 529 00:30:20,191 --> 00:30:22,331 because, well, I-I-I brought you to a carnival, 530 00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:23,987 and you don't bring a girl to a carnival 531 00:30:24,012 --> 00:30:26,159 and-and not let her play any games. 532 00:30:35,119 --> 00:30:36,448 I've been having... 533 00:30:37,707 --> 00:30:40,331 a hard time since I got back. 534 00:30:42,011 --> 00:30:46,526 Making money... finding my place. 535 00:30:52,172 --> 00:30:53,909 I don't like talking about the war. 536 00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:57,260 Or my brother. 537 00:30:58,878 --> 00:31:00,135 It makes me sad. 538 00:31:01,575 --> 00:31:04,471 It makes me... angry. 539 00:31:07,577 --> 00:31:09,002 But I like talking to you. 540 00:31:10,581 --> 00:31:11,799 A lot. 541 00:31:13,587 --> 00:31:16,713 You make me feel like I'm home. 542 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:22,237 And I, and I never really felt like that before. 543 00:31:29,043 --> 00:31:30,862 I'm sorry it was such a lousy first date. 544 00:31:30,887 --> 00:31:32,002 I mean... 545 00:31:34,422 --> 00:31:36,518 I'm really, very sorry. 546 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:48,752 - It's a hard no on cats? - Allergic. 547 00:31:49,002 --> 00:31:51,049 Oh. And mushrooms? 548 00:31:51,074 --> 00:31:52,479 Oh, I hate 'em. 549 00:31:53,416 --> 00:31:55,362 No, like, I passionately hate them. 550 00:31:55,387 --> 00:31:56,554 Okay. 551 00:31:58,094 --> 00:32:00,456 Oh, yeah, it was a... 552 00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:03,713 pretty bad first date. 553 00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:05,938 I know. 554 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,182 My girlfriends told me 555 00:32:14,207 --> 00:32:16,073 I'm supposed to pretend 556 00:32:16,098 --> 00:32:19,370 to forget something in the car 557 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,862 if it's a really great first date. 558 00:32:20,887 --> 00:32:23,112 That way the guy has to come 559 00:32:23,137 --> 00:32:24,979 and return it the next day, but... 560 00:32:27,565 --> 00:32:29,833 this was not that kind of first date, 561 00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:31,948 and I'm not that kind of girl. 562 00:32:32,295 --> 00:32:34,596 Plus, the mushrooms are a non-starter for me. 563 00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:44,620 Oh, but the way that you look at me, wow. 564 00:32:52,469 --> 00:32:54,666 I never, ever do this. 565 00:33:05,887 --> 00:33:07,245 Good night, Jack. 566 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,495 - Hey, listen... - Nope. Me. 567 00:33:39,349 --> 00:33:40,573 All right. 568 00:33:41,776 --> 00:33:44,182 You haven't seen through a romantic relationship 569 00:33:44,207 --> 00:33:45,495 in your entire life. 570 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,385 - Beth... - Kevin... Uh-uh, still me. 571 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:50,877 Look, I adore you, bro-in-law. 572 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:53,291 Okay? I know I don't always say it out loud 573 00:33:53,316 --> 00:33:55,581 because it kind of ruins my schtick, but I do. 574 00:33:57,584 --> 00:33:59,995 You know, you're the only person who talks to my kids 575 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,565 like they're people and not just kids. 576 00:34:04,131 --> 00:34:07,456 You're kind. You're funny. 577 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,299 And... 578 00:34:10,324 --> 00:34:11,643 everything about the way you look 579 00:34:11,668 --> 00:34:14,112 says people should hate you, but somehow everybody loves you. 580 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:16,846 I love you. 581 00:34:21,658 --> 00:34:23,807 She will break you, Kevin. 582 00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:27,034 I have known you for 20 years. 583 00:34:27,059 --> 00:34:28,869 I have known her all of her life. 584 00:34:28,909 --> 00:34:31,221 Her background is complicated. 585 00:34:34,354 --> 00:34:35,901 She eats men up and spits them out, 586 00:34:35,926 --> 00:34:37,541 and you won't stand a chance. 587 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,416 I can't believe you know how to use the word "schtick." 588 00:34:49,735 --> 00:34:51,737 I know a lot of things, Kevin. 589 00:35:21,145 --> 00:35:23,526 There are other ways to have children. 590 00:35:24,385 --> 00:35:26,820 Yeah, I know. 591 00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:29,979 The whole IVF thing was stressing me out. 592 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:31,549 I didn't like hearing the doctor talk about 593 00:35:31,574 --> 00:35:33,073 how it was dangerous for you. 594 00:35:35,864 --> 00:35:37,229 I was scared, too. 595 00:35:39,986 --> 00:35:43,479 And it probably wouldn't have worked anyway. 596 00:35:44,745 --> 00:35:47,135 I was hoping you'd change your mind on the whole thing. 597 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,396 You know, the-the expense, the hormones, all of it. 598 00:35:50,421 --> 00:35:52,096 I just wasn't feeling it. 599 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,213 Me either. 600 00:35:59,706 --> 00:36:02,354 Look, I can pare back on my antidepressants, 601 00:36:02,379 --> 00:36:03,729 you know, get my sperm count up. 602 00:36:03,754 --> 00:36:05,921 Maybe we get lucky? It only takes a couple months 603 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,698 - to get the counts back up. - No. No way. 604 00:36:09,842 --> 00:36:13,177 So... screw IVF. 605 00:36:15,428 --> 00:36:16,729 Screw IVF. 606 00:36:16,914 --> 00:36:18,915 - Yeah, screw it. - Yeah. 607 00:36:29,914 --> 00:36:31,088 Hello. 608 00:36:31,235 --> 00:36:33,956 Oh, hi. Um, yes. 609 00:36:34,677 --> 00:36:38,674 5:00. Um, okay. Yeah, thank you. 610 00:36:39,984 --> 00:36:41,409 What 5:00? 611 00:36:44,647 --> 00:36:47,393 That was Dr. Jasper. She wants us to come back in. 612 00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:51,885 Uh... 613 00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:57,432 All right, everybody, T-minus five minutes 614 00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:59,384 until the birthday festivities begin. 615 00:36:59,409 --> 00:37:01,939 Hey, Deja, that means you, too. 616 00:37:01,964 --> 00:37:03,731 Yo, Kev, Zoe! 617 00:37:03,766 --> 00:37:06,434 - Show yourselves before you get too... - Really? Stop it. 618 00:37:09,135 --> 00:37:10,440 I snuck out. 619 00:37:11,581 --> 00:37:13,674 I went back to my old neighborhood. 620 00:37:14,397 --> 00:37:15,998 Hey, Deja, there are rules here. 621 00:37:16,315 --> 00:37:18,048 I don't care how upset you are with us, 622 00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:19,604 you don't get to just climb out of your window 623 00:37:19,629 --> 00:37:22,823 and go... Oh... my God, is that for me? 624 00:37:28,124 --> 00:37:29,925 I like surprises. 625 00:37:39,106 --> 00:37:41,424 It's about damn time. I need the car. 626 00:37:47,186 --> 00:37:48,387 What's with you? 627 00:37:53,377 --> 00:37:55,073 When earlier today, we witnessed 628 00:37:55,097 --> 00:37:57,571 one of the most remarkable comebacks in history. 629 00:37:57,596 --> 00:37:59,581 After Oakland's late touchdown, 630 00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:01,112 it looked like all was lost. 631 00:38:03,049 --> 00:38:04,522 I didn't like this morning. 632 00:38:04,547 --> 00:38:05,947 Watching you leave like that, 633 00:38:06,229 --> 00:38:07,627 crushing you like that. 634 00:38:08,596 --> 00:38:11,510 I got into this to make the impossible possible, 635 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:13,466 not more impossible. 636 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,432 I've spoken to my partners. 637 00:38:18,502 --> 00:38:20,815 I've spoken to colleagues who have had success 638 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,573 with IVF at your weight. 639 00:38:22,818 --> 00:38:27,159 Realistically, there's about a 90% chance of failure here, 640 00:38:28,721 --> 00:38:31,557 but I'm choosing to look 641 00:38:31,582 --> 00:38:33,049 at the ten percent side today. 642 00:38:33,948 --> 00:38:36,768 So, if you want to move forward, 643 00:38:36,793 --> 00:38:38,018 knowing that, 644 00:38:39,165 --> 00:38:41,034 I will take you on as a patient. 645 00:38:44,764 --> 00:38:47,232 - Really? - Really. 646 00:38:48,862 --> 00:38:50,502 Really, really? 647 00:39:01,862 --> 00:39:03,706 With just seconds left to play, 648 00:39:03,731 --> 00:39:05,823 Terry Bradshaw's pass was deflected. 649 00:39:06,104 --> 00:39:07,956 All seemed lost for Pittsburgh 650 00:39:07,981 --> 00:39:10,190 until, in a miraculous turn of events, 651 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,983 the ball fell right into the hands 652 00:39:12,008 --> 00:39:14,243 of star running back Franco Harris, 653 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:16,565 who ran it in for the game-winning touchdown 654 00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:18,224 as time expired. 655 00:39:18,249 --> 00:39:20,050 Franco Harris has it! 656 00:39:20,075 --> 00:39:22,376 And it's over! He grabbed it 657 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:24,784 with five seconds to go and scored! 658 00:39:48,384 --> 00:39:49,984 Deja, are these expensive? 659 00:39:50,229 --> 00:39:52,331 - Like, how did you even...? - I had a connection. 660 00:39:52,862 --> 00:39:54,307 It's no big deal. 661 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:59,002 Oh, and you could sign those papers if you want. 662 00:40:02,846 --> 00:40:04,791 You talk about Christmas miracles, 663 00:40:04,877 --> 00:40:07,402 here's the miracle of all miracles. 664 00:40:07,436 --> 00:40:09,752 Franco, you remember now the ball coming to you? 665 00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:11,948 I don't know, like, I seen it bounce off 666 00:40:11,973 --> 00:40:14,752 and I just, you know, looked up 667 00:40:15,601 --> 00:40:17,510 and I just put my hands out and... 668 00:40:18,987 --> 00:40:20,690 Apparently, you're gonna have to 669 00:40:20,715 --> 00:40:22,583 shoot me up with hormones every day. 670 00:40:22,608 --> 00:40:25,190 It's gonna be like Requiem for a Dream up in here! 671 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:27,604 That sounds good, hon. 672 00:40:32,935 --> 00:40:35,130 It's just one of those plays that'll go down 673 00:40:35,155 --> 00:40:37,115 in history, a single moment 674 00:40:37,263 --> 00:40:40,101 that changed destiny forever. 675 00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:42,169 It's time to go see her, Tess. 676 00:40:43,627 --> 00:40:45,193 I'm not ready. 677 00:40:47,974 --> 00:40:50,685 I'm just gonna run to the restroom before we head over. 678 00:40:50,927 --> 00:40:52,213 I'll be right here. 679 00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:06,615 - Hey, Randall. - Hey. 680 00:41:07,008 --> 00:41:08,232 You coming down? 681 00:41:10,919 --> 00:41:13,067 Yeah, I don't know if I should. 682 00:41:13,102 --> 00:41:14,911 She wants you to be there, too. 683 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,568 All right, I'll see you soon. 684 00:41:17,593 --> 00:41:19,466 All right, bye. 685 00:41:20,732 --> 00:41:23,654 And while there may be heartbreak 686 00:41:23,679 --> 00:41:26,414 tonight in Oakland, here in Pittsburgh, 687 00:41:26,439 --> 00:41:29,408 they're calling it the Immaculate Reception. 688 00:41:59,365 --> 00:42:01,044 A reminder for all of us, I think, 689 00:42:01,134 --> 00:42:04,103 that sometimes a ball has to bounce off one person 690 00:42:04,128 --> 00:42:07,450 a few times to wind up in the hands of the right guy 691 00:42:07,698 --> 00:42:10,968 and make a story truly immortal. 692 00:42:10,993 --> 00:42:14,000 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com*