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Where are you?

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Here I am.

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Over here.

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Where are you, Piper?

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Gotcha!

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Curtis.

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Do you see that?

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What is that?

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It looks like it's moving.

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Do you feel that?

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Feel what?

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That. I can feel it.

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Come on. It's getting dark.

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Your dad's gonna be mad.

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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Have you always felt
deep down that we're not alone?

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That maybe there's more to life on Earth

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than the naked eye can see?

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If you have, then your ears
are in the right place

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because UFO Radio is looking for

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that connection to something
greater in the universe.

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So join me and my sidekick
as we go on this ride.

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Our first believer today is Heather.

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Hi. You left a message on our hotline

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about experiencing
an unusual phenomenon.

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Do you mind if I record you
for our Podcast?

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- No, not at all.
- Tell me what happened.

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Well, I keep hearing
the most freakish sound at night.

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Eerie, like it's following me,

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haunting me.

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It comes out of nowhere
when I least expect it.

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Can you describe the sound?

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Mm-hm. I... I actually recorded it.

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- Do you want to hear it?
- Absolutely.

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You've been roasted.

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You've been roasted.

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Wow.

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You just got roasted over the phone.

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I didn't even think that was possible.

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- It is now.
- As usual,

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we either get prank callers
or Ira, our only follower.

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Nobody takes us seriously.

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They should. Wildwood has a
history of unusual sightings.

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Technically, there was one UFO
sighting, like, four years ago.

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Five years. And you were
standing right next to me.

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We both saw the orb.

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Your dad said it was just
a weather balloon.

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And the strange bellowing sound?

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You heard it, too.

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Probably the balloon deflating.

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Come on, Piper.

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We've been doing this Podcast
for over a year,

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and we still haven't found any
evidence that aliens exist.

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Curtis.

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I know, I know.

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Believe.

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UFO Radio hotline.
You're being recorded.

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So, what did you see?

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Let me guess. Little green man.

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Actually, it looked like
a giant eyeball with teeth.

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I might have hit it with my truck,

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then crashed into a sign.

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Another pranker.

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We have an 11-83

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out on Mill Road. Fender bender.

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Delivery driver saw something
strange in the road.

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Downed a trail head sign.

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We got a live one.

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All right, keep it movin', Butch.

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Yeah, there's nothin' to see here.

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Look. They're gathering evidence.

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I'm gonna hang onto you.

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Hey, Sarah. Look at this.

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Let's get a closer look.

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Okay, on the count of three. All right?

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One...

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T...

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Three.

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The driver said he
hit it with his truck,

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so keep your eyes open for
some kind of alien blood.

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Don't move.

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Something's right above us.

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Sorry to drop in like this
and burst your bubble,

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but that's not alien blood.

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Yeah. I dropped my Popsicle.

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- Hi, Ira.
- Hey, Ira.

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Hey, Curtis. What's up?

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- Piper.
- What are you doing out here?

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That's what I should be asking you.

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Out looking for alien life forms?

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You don't know what
you're talking about.

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Yeah, my dog ran away.
We're trying to find him.

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Let's drop the charade, missy.

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And Curtis, you don't have a dog.

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We all live on the same street.

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Plus, I've been
hacking you two for months.

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I know you're the brains
behind the UFO Radio Podcast.

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- You hacked us?
- I'm always one step ahead.

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Doing whatever it takes. Believing.

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Tracking. Finding.

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- You found something?
- Slow your roll, Nancy.

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No.

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But I will.

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We will. Right, team?

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- We'll think about it.
- Well, think about this.

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I'm the one with the skills, the
technology, and the sixth sense

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to find whatever we're looking for.

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What was that?

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- Did you see it too?
- It was round.

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- Like a giant eyeball.
- Probably just a possum.

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Were you recording?

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Oh...

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I want to say yes, but...

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- We missed it.
- Or did we?

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These, my friends,
are called Ira glasses,

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named after the inventor.

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Wearable telecommunicator,
and video capturer.

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Cloud linked.

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Proof.

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Cool glasses, but
that could be anything.

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Where'd you get those glasses?

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That's confidential, Piper.

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I stole them from my dad's lab, Curtis.

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Is someone down there?

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Hey. Did you guys see anything?

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Let's get out of here.

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Guys, we need to keep quiet about this.

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Agreed.

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Sleep tight, alien hunters.

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Goodnight, Curtis.

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I don't know what we saw out there,

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but it was something.

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Uh, maybe.

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- Night.
- All right, see ya.

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Uh-oh.

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Hey, sweet pea.

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You been home long?

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While.

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While, huh?

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Okay, well, I tell ya what.

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To avoid pre-teen one word responses,

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how about I tell you about your day,

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and you correct me if I'm wrong.

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- Cool.
- Cool.

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School was okay.

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Track practice was fun.

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We're still unbeatable.

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You came home, finished your homework,

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and now you're tired.

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You know me too well.

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That was a five word response.

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Wow. Now my day's complete.

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It's time to unplug.

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I'm powering down the Wi-Fi.

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Thank you.

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When do I get a real phone?

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When I think you're old enough to
be exposed to the entire world.

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So... never.

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Ha, ha.

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Anything interesting at work today?

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No.

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One word response.

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Touché.

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Okay. Um...

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Well...

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There was a delivery driver who
was working a double shift,

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smashed up his truck.

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Said something otherworldly
ran out in front of him

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instead of what it really was:

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- road kill.
- But what if he was telling the truth?

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What if he really did
see something weird?

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And yet another reason why
we unplug in this house.

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Too much noise out there,

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makes an imagination
like yours run wild.

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I should have stuck with
my one word response.

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Goodnight, sweet pea.

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Love you.

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Goodnight. Love you.

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I didn't get any sleep last night.

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Well, stop trying to change the world,

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and you might get some rest.

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I got my solid nine in.

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No time for sleep.

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I'm gonna do whatever it takes
to prove that we saw...

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An alien.

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Hello, team. What's first
on today's agenda?

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Reminding you that
you're not on the team.

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I see how I need to play this.

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If we're all wearing these,

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we won't miss a beat.

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All information is constantly
being uploaded to the cloud.

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If one of us gets abducted...

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most likely Piper...

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then Curtis and I can tap in to

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find your location and save you.

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Maybe.

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Zoom.

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Thermal imaging.

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Enhanced audio.

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Did you study for the geometry quiz?

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Yep.

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If you make me your partner,

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I've got access to
a lot more than glasses.

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These specs are pretty sweet.

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Maybe we give him a shot.

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Here's how it's gonna work, Ira.

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We'll definitely consider you,

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but we need to see how
you perform in the field.

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Basically, probation.

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I prefer the term internship.

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Probation. And I'm the boss.

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You good with this?

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Let's go change the world.

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I told you he'd be here.

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I know exactly how we get that evidence.

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Here's the plan:

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Piper, you stand back
and let us handle this.

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I call this the cowboy switch.

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We're gonna need some fishing
line, three ice trays

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two crates of lug nuts, and Curtis,

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how well can you ride a horse?

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Plan B works, too.

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Mm, banana gram.

226
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All right, so we got a hair tie,

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a plastic spork,

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Gummy Bears, and...

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this.

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What is that?

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Time for a little CS-Ira.

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What you're about to see

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is going to change your lives forever.

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A garage.

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Filled with junk.

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This isn't junk.

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Everything Dubek Avionics
has ever failed at ends up here.

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My dad takes it home.

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And I fix it.

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This is a Cloud Burst forerunner.

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AKA: A rainmaker.

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Magneto funk.

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Can make a cell phone
go haywire from 1,000 feet.

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00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,063
What's that,

245
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an electronic alien trap?

246
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It's a bug zapper.

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Oh.

248
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,821
So, how is this stuff gonna help us?

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Subtronic DNA sequencer.

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Can read the molecular
structure of anything.

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It's Latin for Gummy Bear.

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Adenine. Guanine.

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That's meteor DNA.

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- Seriously?
- Come on, no way.

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Look. People have been discovering
components of DNA in meteorites

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since the 1960s.

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This is made of the same stuff.

258
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So, if this machine is right,

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this ball might not be of this planet.

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Even if that's true,

261
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what does this thing have to do
with what the delivery guy saw?

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What do you kids want?

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Um, you called our hotline.

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About the alien sighting.

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Uh, no. Wasn't an alien.

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Was a bald coyote that I may or
may not have hit with my truck.

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Does this look familiar?

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- Nope.
- What about the blood?

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- You said it was...
- Antifreeze.

270
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,617
Leaked from my radiator when I crashed.

271
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,328
Any other questions about
the alien I never saw?

272
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,009
What happened to your arm?

273
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,083
Cut it. Shaving.

274
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,086
What's up with the tin foil hat?

275
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,881
I'm getting highlights.

276
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:05,999
Have a nice day.

277
00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,635
Look, we have recorded audio of you

278
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,678
saying you saw an alien.

279
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,405
I believe you.

280
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,736
If I tell you the truth,

281
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,744
do you promise not to use it?

282
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,923
The sheriff told me

283
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:27,138
that if I went around telling
people that I saw an alien,

284
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,434
I could lose my job.

285
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,497
So for the record,

286
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,324
I saw something.

287
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,042
Could this get any weirder?

288
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,007
I got these scratches. It's so weird.

289
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,028
Please call me.

290
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,637
I could do a lot with this place.

291
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,930
If I were a part of the team.

292
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,850
Guys, we have 23 new subscribers,

293
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,144
and 13 callers all reporting
the same thing;

294
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,021
waking up with mysterious
scratches on their forearms.

295
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,232
Why are you using an old school
answering machine, anyway?

296
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,776
We forward an internet
number to this machine.

297
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,278
We screen all callers.

298
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,821
Basically, so we can stay anonymous.

299
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,322
Especially from Sheriff Gary.

300
00:17:14,363 --> 00:17:15,910
Hi, this is Mrs. Olmstead.

301
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,454
I live on Lone Tree Road.

302
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,788
Found your flier on my windshield.

303
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,999
I've had an odd night,

304
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,277
and woke up this morning with
the strangest marks on my arm.

305
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,045
This is great.

306
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,173
I can check it out on my jog home.

307
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,175
Coach said I need to log more miles.

308
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,177
Piper.

309
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,803
Stay connected.

310
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,733
Who knows if any of
this stuff is related.

311
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,109
I hear ya, homie.

312
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,403
But the DNA sequencer doesn't lie.

313
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,989
And if it did, none of us would know.

314
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,507
Guys, do you hear that?

315
00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:14,331
Yeah. What is that?

316
00:18:14,356 --> 00:18:15,720
It's probably just a train.

317
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,705
I'm going in for a closer look.

318
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,625
Turn on thermal imaging.

319
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,094
It's just a cat. Just a cat.

320
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,429
You know what, guys?

321
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,472
I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but...

322
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,141
we still have nothing.

323
00:19:05,368 --> 00:19:06,386
Piper!

324
00:19:06,453 --> 00:19:08,105
What was that?

325
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:11,474
I don't know, but it's in here with me.

326
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:13,924
What's in there?

327
00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:16,171
Piper, get out of there.

328
00:19:18,369 --> 00:19:19,305
Piper!

329
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:22,352
- Piper, can you hear me?
- What's going on?

330
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,745
What's happening?

331
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,929
Let's get out there.

332
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,076
Guys. Guys!

333
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,241
Oh, ho, ho, Piper. Whoa.

334
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,342
- Dad.
- You all right?

335
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,454
What are you doing way out here?

336
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,372
Where you, uh, logging some more miles?

337
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,999
Yeah. That's what I was doing.

338
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,043
What are you doing out here?

339
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,588
Uh, got another call from cat
lady Olmstead, bless her heart.

340
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:17,050
Something round allegedly
attacked her in the night.

341
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,510
I'm guessing it had
four paws and goes meow.

342
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,785
But, uh, still gotta check it out.

343
00:20:23,165 --> 00:20:24,833
Are those new glasses?

344
00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:28,692
Uh, no. Borrowed them from Ira... Ayla.

345
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:29,771
A girl.

346
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,287
You don't know her.

347
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,295
Cool.

348
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,943
Uh, come on, I'll give you a lift.

349
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,532
Uh, sure you're okay?

350
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,784
You seem a little jumpy.

351
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,327
Dad, I'm fine.

352
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,456
Okay. Just trying to connect.

353
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,751
Connecting with your pre-teen daughter.

354
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,336
- Ah...
- Hygiene.

355
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,765
Ah...

356
00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:56,666
Oh.

357
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,715
You hungry?

358
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,559
How's the fried chicken?

359
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,228
Good. As usual.

360
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,523
Hm. Maybe I should
try to make that at home.

361
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,155
Please don't.

362
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,819
Ouch.

363
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,452
Piper, I want you to be entirely
straight with me about something.

364
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,662
Be honest.

365
00:21:30,699 --> 00:21:33,046
Where did you get those glasses?

366
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,128
Dad, I told you, from a friend.

367
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,218
You didn't go see Dr. Forhay, did you?

368
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,465
No, but I don't know
what the big deal is.

369
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,217
All kids my age go to see doctors.

370
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,011
Well, I'm not a fan of
the whole medical profession.

371
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,557
Maybe Mom was just sick,
and it was her time.

372
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,647
Piper, I know you think
I'm overly protective.

373
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,399
And I know that drives you crazy.

374
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,479
I've had two loves in my life.

375
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,239
I lost one.

376
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,485
I'm not losing the other one.

377
00:22:07,814 --> 00:22:09,662
Sheriff Gary, we need to tell
you something about Piper.

378
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,167
She's sitting right next to you.

379
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,797
Thanks for the update, guys.

380
00:22:21,144 --> 00:22:22,980
- Uh, goodnight.
- Have a good night.

381
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,679
You know, I'm no detective,

382
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:29,106
just a... just a sheriff,

383
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,933
but, uh...

384
00:22:31,106 --> 00:22:33,227
I get the feeling something's going on.

385
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,151
You know you can tell me
anything, right?

386
00:22:42,393 --> 00:22:43,948
Thanks.

387
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,655
Trust.

388
00:22:45,788 --> 00:22:46,790
Trust.

389
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:52,111
9:00.

390
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,710
- Thank you, sweet pea.
- Mm-hm.

391
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,634
He has one of our fliers.

392
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,010
He's onto us.

393
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,345
But did your dad see the creature?

394
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,806
No. He showed up after.

395
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:12,308
So, we still have no proof.

396
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,933
Yes, we do.

397
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,683
Every girl in these photos
has the same scratch marks.

398
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,857
And we know it's an alien life form.

399
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,443
Well, it's some kind of life form.

400
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,946
It's not eating anyone
or probing anyone.

401
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,948
It's just going around
scratching people.

402
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,783
Like it's taking samples.

403
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,746
Dude looks like a lady.

404
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,498
Maybe it's only sampling females.

405
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,583
We don't have any reports from guys.

406
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,919
So this thing thought that
the driver was a girl.

407
00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:42,338
How do we catch it
before somebody else does?

408
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,132
We're gonna need bait.

409
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,136
And we know one girl
it hasn't sampled yet.

410
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,479
Why did I volunteer to do this?

411
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,523
I'm getting your audio.

412
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,151
You don't have to do it. I totally can.

413
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,476
I know, I meant why do I have to wear

414
00:24:04,521 --> 00:24:06,189
the same clothes you wore yesterday?

415
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,114
Look, running tights look cool,

416
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,032
but, man, they ride high.

417
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,076
I'll tell you why
you're doing this, Curtis.

418
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,745
Because your devotion and admiration
for a member of this group

419
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,414
is so strong

420
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,900
that you're willing to
risk your life for them.

421
00:24:19,122 --> 00:24:21,083
Thank you, dear brother.

422
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,461
Okay.

423
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,796
All right, let's cut the bromance

424
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:24,964
and walk through the plan.

425
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:26,465
When the creature comes for Curtis,

426
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,092
- we lure it to...
- The bug zapper.

427
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,927
Inspired by your suggestion, Curtis,

428
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,554
and Piper's improvised stun gun.

429
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,973
It's now been modified to an EAED.

430
00:24:35,188 --> 00:24:38,042
Electrified alien entrapment device.

431
00:24:38,131 --> 00:24:41,717
120 volts of shock and awe.

432
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,028
Enough to contain, but
hopefully, not enough to kill.

433
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,113
I'm on power, Piper's entrapment.

434
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,115
Curtis is bait.

435
00:24:55,358 --> 00:24:56,412
Places.

436
00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,670
Curtis, I know it's gonna take a lot

437
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,130
to make you a believer.

438
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,924
Just hang in there with me
a little longer.

439
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,713
It's not that I don't
believe you, it's just...

440
00:25:10,856 --> 00:25:12,023
It's hard to believe.

441
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,350
You're going the wrong way.

442
00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:21,771
Lead him back toward the trap.

443
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:22,980
I'm trying!

444
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,649
Head south.

445
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,858
Which way is south?

446
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,235
Behind you!

447
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:34,617
I'm coming back.

448
00:25:34,642 --> 00:25:35,618
Get ready.

449
00:25:42,446 --> 00:25:44,407
Watch out!

450
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,963
Man down.

451
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:48,172
I lost visual.

452
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,468
Curtis, don't move.

453
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,844
Hey, Cyclops.

454
00:26:14,664 --> 00:26:16,854
You've been roasted.

455
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,810
You've been roasted.

456
00:26:19,075 --> 00:26:20,663
You've been roasted.

457
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:21,706
Welcome to my world.

458
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:27,420
You just paid the piper.

459
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,260
We did it.

460
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:35,303
Turn it off.

461
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,947
- Is it dead?
- No.

462
00:26:41,181 --> 00:26:42,351
Stunned.

463
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:46,522
This is proof that we're not alone.

464
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:51,571
You a believer now, Curtis?

465
00:26:52,223 --> 00:26:53,224
Curtis?

466
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,671
Yeah. Yeah, over here.

467
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,681
I'm fine.

468
00:26:57,751 --> 00:26:59,618
I'll grab the cage, you grab Curtis.

469
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:11,929
- Piper!
- Come on.

470
00:27:23,722 --> 00:27:25,140
I thought I lost you.

471
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,896
I'm not going anywhere, buddy.

472
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:31,387
Why do you think it left?

473
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,569
Maybe it got what it came for.

474
00:27:35,506 --> 00:27:37,175
Are you a believer now, Curtis?

475
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:40,016
Well, I believe...

476
00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,952
that something very weird chased me.

477
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,537
Probably a mutant bobcat.

478
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,206
And the helicopter, I admit,

479
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,291
it was a bit dramatic.

480
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,254
It's been an unprecedented week

481
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:53,776
here at the Podcast.

482
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,675
From mysterious scratches
to disembodied moans

483
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,636
to lights above the forest.

484
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,066
According to the Wildwood Gazette,

485
00:28:03,202 --> 00:28:06,621
there was military testing last night.

486
00:28:06,824 --> 00:28:08,062
Or was there?

487
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:14,112
It seems every time
something unusual happens,

488
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,323
there's always a logical explanation.

489
00:28:17,956 --> 00:28:19,031
Or is there?

490
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:25,663
Thank you to everyone

491
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,932
who willingly or
unwillingly participated.

492
00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,471
Remember, we need your help.

493
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,214
Together, we can find the answers.

494
00:28:36,706 --> 00:28:39,167
So, if you see anything unusual,

495
00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:40,942
indescribable,

496
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:42,591
or you just get that feeling

497
00:28:42,653 --> 00:28:44,348
that something isn't right...

498
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:53,065
please feel free to tweet,
snap, Instagram, or email us.

499
00:28:53,752 --> 00:28:54,977
Better yet,

500
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:57,528
reach out the old fashioned
way and give us a call.

501
00:29:13,511 --> 00:29:16,088
And always remember as you look skyward

502
00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:18,333
into this vast universe of ours,

503
00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:20,918
you are not alone.

504
00:29:21,492 --> 00:29:23,942
Because here at UFO Radio,

505
00:29:24,328 --> 00:29:26,294
we believe.

506
00:29:26,549 --> 00:29:31,549
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