1 00:00:04,434 --> 00:00:06,689 Hey, L.A., it's another scorcher here, 2 00:00:06,692 --> 00:00:07,815 and you know what that means... 3 00:00:07,817 --> 00:00:09,028 Earthquake weather. 4 00:00:09,031 --> 00:00:10,458 Mulholland Drive named 5 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:11,693 for William Mulholland, 6 00:00:11,695 --> 00:00:13,168 the man who brought water to 7 00:00:13,171 --> 00:00:15,296 a thirsty desert. 8 00:00:15,298 --> 00:00:17,565 It'll be 98 downtown, 9 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:19,498 113 in the Valley. 10 00:00:19,501 --> 00:00:22,337 Three more fiesta combos! 11 00:00:22,339 --> 00:00:23,780 And in the Inland Empire, 12 00:00:23,782 --> 00:00:26,541 a million degrees, give or take. 13 00:00:28,512 --> 00:00:30,423 So keep cool, stay inside, 14 00:00:30,426 --> 00:00:31,783 unless you're one of the thousands 15 00:00:31,785 --> 00:00:33,098 without power right now, 16 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,400 in which case, have you thought about moving? 17 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,585 Think I picked the wrong week to be trained. 18 00:00:37,587 --> 00:00:39,681 Everything after this will be a cakewalk. 19 00:00:39,684 --> 00:00:41,017 Get the cones set up. 20 00:00:47,335 --> 00:00:49,397 Go, ass wipe! 21 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,669 Seriously? 22 00:01:07,684 --> 00:01:10,840 I said it's gonna be at least 24 hours, all right? 23 00:01:10,843 --> 00:01:12,353 Hey, and if you look 24 00:01:12,355 --> 00:01:15,457 to your right, there's a real L.A. douchebag! 25 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:21,431 Andy! You bastard! 26 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,468 Hey, guys, I need that order. 27 00:01:29,937 --> 00:01:31,473 Get out of the road! 28 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:32,674 Let me over, man! 29 00:01:37,062 --> 00:01:38,446 Mikey, wait! 30 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:53,527 _ 31 00:02:13,683 --> 00:02:15,587 Was I speeding, Officer? 32 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:18,353 Hell yeah, you were speeding, and in a stolen car. 33 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:20,421 What? No, this is a rental. 34 00:02:20,423 --> 00:02:22,690 Yeah, sure it is. 35 00:02:24,694 --> 00:02:26,954 Take me to jail... now. 36 00:02:30,121 --> 00:02:31,499 Oh, God. Please. 37 00:02:37,474 --> 00:02:41,145 Excuse me. Do you know if anyone famous lives here? 38 00:02:41,148 --> 00:02:43,248 Ma'am, I'm going to ask you to keep your distance. 39 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:45,217 But you don't know what he did to me! 40 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,682 Actually, I'm getting a pretty good idea. You're the one 41 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:49,626 who reported this vehicle stolen? 42 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:51,160 Why? 43 00:03:00,774 --> 00:03:02,540 Oh, God, it burns. 44 00:03:02,543 --> 00:03:05,333 I imagine it does. 45 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,576 I got it. 46 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,681 I need ice. 47 00:03:39,402 --> 00:03:43,338 A DWP worker says the likely cause was frayed cables. 48 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:46,340 Day like this, they get overheated, 49 00:03:46,343 --> 00:03:48,876 - start to smolder. - Yeah, they do. 50 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:50,972 And with the buildup of combustibles getting 51 00:03:50,975 --> 00:03:54,514 trapped underground, when that manhole cover got pulled... 52 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:56,309 Oxygen rushed in, and boom. 53 00:03:56,312 --> 00:03:58,856 Yeah, boom. 54 00:04:04,851 --> 00:04:07,856 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 55 00:04:09,299 --> 00:04:10,632 Looking good, Sam. 56 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:13,368 You make that shine, Tanika. 57 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:15,403 Outstanding haircut, Martin. 58 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,405 You are cheery. 59 00:04:17,407 --> 00:04:19,240 - Why shouldn't I be? - I don't know. 60 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:20,508 Maybe 'cause you've been like this for weeks, 61 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,189 and it's starting to get on my nerves. 62 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:23,311 What's going on with you? 63 00:04:23,313 --> 00:04:24,876 I got another DXA scan, 64 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:27,689 and guess who dropped another half percent. 65 00:04:27,692 --> 00:04:31,165 - What? - A DXA scan measures your body fat. 66 00:04:31,168 --> 00:04:33,221 You can see your percentage in every part of your body. 67 00:04:33,223 --> 00:04:35,079 Oh, yeah? They measure the fat in your head? 68 00:04:35,082 --> 00:04:38,259 Ah, see, that would be funny, but we're about a week away 69 00:04:38,261 --> 00:04:41,396 from submissions being due for the Hot Days, Smoldering Nights: 70 00:04:41,398 --> 00:04:43,989 Men of the LAFD wall calendar, and I'm already 71 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,892 at my goal weight, so it seems like 72 00:04:45,895 --> 00:04:48,204 my head is clearly working perfectly. 73 00:04:48,207 --> 00:04:50,405 Do you really need to use that whole title? 74 00:04:50,407 --> 00:04:52,407 You could just just say "that idiotic, reductive, 75 00:04:52,409 --> 00:04:54,868 sexist calendar that insults the dignity of this organization 76 00:04:54,871 --> 00:04:57,231 and furthers the myth that all firefighters are male." 77 00:04:58,415 --> 00:05:00,973 Yeah, that's not any less words. 78 00:05:00,976 --> 00:05:02,583 Hen, come on, it's for charity. 79 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:05,219 - No. Bobby, you, too? - Well, why not? 80 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,796 They say a man is at his sexiest when he reaches 50. 81 00:05:07,799 --> 00:05:09,532 Is that what they say? That's what they say? 82 00:05:09,535 --> 00:05:10,713 Okay, you're both wrong. 83 00:05:10,715 --> 00:05:12,460 All right? You see, I think sorority houses 84 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:14,395 all across this great nation are ready 85 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,564 for a new Asian sex symbol. 86 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,333 - It's our time. - I think it's great. 87 00:05:19,335 --> 00:05:21,469 You know? I like that you're both going up for it. 88 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:24,338 Oh, because you don't think that we have a chance. 89 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:26,153 Whoa, did I say that? 90 00:05:26,156 --> 00:05:27,907 I mean, sure, let's be real. 91 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,965 They are only picking one candidate from each station. 92 00:05:30,968 --> 00:05:33,837 Okay. That is a beautiful man. 93 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,900 Where's the lie? 94 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,653 And I like girls. 95 00:05:44,121 --> 00:05:45,359 Who the hell is that? 96 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:46,986 It's Eddie Diaz. New recruit. 97 00:05:46,989 --> 00:05:49,278 Graduated top of his class just this week. 98 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:51,299 Guys over at Station Six were dying to have him, 99 00:05:51,301 --> 00:05:52,633 but I convinced him to join us. 100 00:05:52,635 --> 00:05:54,635 What do we need him for? Um... 101 00:05:54,637 --> 00:05:57,415 He served multiple tours in Afghanistan as an Army medic. 102 00:05:57,418 --> 00:05:58,473 Guy's got a Silver Star. 103 00:05:58,475 --> 00:06:00,056 It's not like he's wet behind the ears. 104 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,375 Come on, I'll introduce you to him. 105 00:06:01,377 --> 00:06:02,900 He likes to be called Eight Pack. 106 00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:05,372 Wow. Silver Star. 107 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,495 Better drop some more body fat there, butch. 108 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:10,518 - Hi. - Hey. 109 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,048 Eddie, this is Hen. Hen, Eddie. 110 00:06:12,051 --> 00:06:13,254 Nice to meet you. 111 00:06:13,256 --> 00:06:14,422 I'm short-staffed today. 112 00:06:14,424 --> 00:06:15,659 It's not my fault 113 00:06:15,661 --> 00:06:18,107 - you can't run your business. - Look, I'm not saying 114 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,243 that it's your fault. 115 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,548 All right? It's no one's fault. 116 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:22,743 - Actually, it's your fault. - Okay, it is my fault. 117 00:06:22,746 --> 00:06:23,919 - You know what? I'm going on Yelp, - But I did say... 118 00:06:23,921 --> 00:06:26,255 - and trashing your little tire shop. - ...Wednesday or Thursday. 119 00:06:26,257 --> 00:06:28,134 Please do not do that, sir. 120 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,759 We rely on Yelp for new business. 121 00:06:29,762 --> 00:06:31,092 - Whatever. I'm going on Yelp right now. - I understand 122 00:06:31,094 --> 00:06:33,704 that you are upset, and I'm gonna do everything in my power 123 00:06:33,707 --> 00:06:35,799 to make sure I have it for you by the end of the day today 124 00:06:35,801 --> 00:06:37,087 Damn right you will. 125 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:39,447 - Yes, sir. - My car better be ready. 126 00:06:39,449 --> 00:06:41,349 You have a good day. 127 00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:43,981 Dick. 128 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,729 Hector! Aw, geez. 129 00:06:54,731 --> 00:06:56,430 Somebody help us! 130 00:06:56,991 --> 00:06:58,408 _ 131 00:06:58,409 --> 00:07:00,950 _ 132 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:04,657 _ 133 00:07:07,377 --> 00:07:10,006 So, Silver Star, huh? 134 00:07:10,009 --> 00:07:12,613 Yeah. 135 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:15,316 You save a platoon or something? 136 00:07:15,318 --> 00:07:16,678 No, no, nothing like that. 137 00:07:16,681 --> 00:07:18,486 Uh, just a convoy. 138 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:23,415 Eddie, uh, you heard about the hot firefighter calendar? 139 00:07:25,628 --> 00:07:27,975 - Sorry, the what? - It's for charity. 140 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:34,235 - So is your full name "Eduardo"? - No. 141 00:07:34,237 --> 00:07:36,304 People ever call you "Diaz"? 142 00:07:36,306 --> 00:07:38,165 Not if they want me to respond. 143 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:40,508 Something's got to give. We got... we got Cap, Hen, 144 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:43,411 Chimney, Buck. We can't just call you "Eddie." 145 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:45,413 Can't tell if he's being serious or not. 146 00:07:45,415 --> 00:07:47,248 I like to always operate under the assumption 147 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,383 that nothing he says is serious. 148 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,017 The air nozzle 149 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:52,739 is embedded in his ass cheek. 150 00:07:52,742 --> 00:07:54,975 I shut it off, but I was afraid to move him. 151 00:07:54,978 --> 00:07:56,982 Okay, Hector, can you hear me? 152 00:07:56,985 --> 00:07:58,426 All right, hang in there, buddy. 153 00:07:58,428 --> 00:07:59,627 All right, let's get him on his side. 154 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:00,970 Maintain pressure on the wound. 155 00:08:00,973 --> 00:08:02,592 On three. One, two, three. 156 00:08:02,595 --> 00:08:05,299 Okay. Easy, easy. 157 00:08:05,301 --> 00:08:07,201 It's a hundred pounds per square inch of air 158 00:08:07,203 --> 00:08:08,709 pumped through his entire body. 159 00:08:08,712 --> 00:08:10,756 Breathing's shallow, heart's racing. 160 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:14,475 Air's filled his stomach, his chest, even behind his eyelids. 161 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:15,889 I'm more concerned about the space 162 00:08:15,892 --> 00:08:17,126 around his heart and lungs. 163 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,396 Okay, Eddie, start a nasal cannula. 164 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,518 - Chimney, get him some morphine. - I'm on it. 165 00:08:22,652 --> 00:08:25,253 It's like trying to inject a needle into stone. 166 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,488 The pressure's pushing everything out. 167 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:29,251 I can't even get air through the nostril. 168 00:08:29,254 --> 00:08:32,076 Jugular venous distention, tachycardia, hypotension, 169 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,299 diminished breath, we're looking at tension pneumothorax. 170 00:08:34,301 --> 00:08:35,596 The air pressure is collapsing his organs. 171 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,008 We need to get in there and drain the fluid. 172 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:39,154 Buck, I need you to get a 14-gauge angiocath. 173 00:08:39,157 --> 00:08:41,335 We need to start decompressing the pleural cavity. 174 00:08:41,337 --> 00:08:42,703 All right, all right. 175 00:08:42,705 --> 00:08:45,539 - Want me to help? - I got it. 176 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:47,375 Hang in there, Hector. 177 00:08:47,377 --> 00:08:49,310 I'd go lower. 178 00:08:49,312 --> 00:08:51,779 What? Um, no. Second intercostal space. 179 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,118 Midclavicular line. 180 00:08:53,121 --> 00:08:54,804 The chest wall is thinner at the fifth intercostal 181 00:08:54,806 --> 00:08:56,368 at the anterior axillary line. 182 00:08:56,371 --> 00:08:58,576 There's a decreased chance of injuring any vital organs. 183 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,554 I've-I've treated guys with collapsed lungs in combat. 184 00:09:00,556 --> 00:09:02,490 - Do it. - Please. 185 00:09:02,492 --> 00:09:04,158 Thank you. 186 00:09:05,595 --> 00:09:07,515 Can you help me out with the shirt? 187 00:09:31,392 --> 00:09:34,303 That's it, Hector. 188 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:36,075 Breathe, nice and slow. 189 00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:47,529 I mean, he swelled up. 190 00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:49,470 How you doing, Hector? 191 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:55,061 Pressure's got to go somewhere. 192 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:57,278 It always does. 193 00:10:01,484 --> 00:10:03,284 That was a good call, Eddie. 194 00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:04,962 - Thanks, Cap. - Nice job. 195 00:10:07,557 --> 00:10:09,590 Yeah. Good call. 196 00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:52,298 Oh! 197 00:10:52,301 --> 00:10:53,376 Maddie? 198 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,998 Damn it, Evan! Don't you knock? 199 00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,855 Me? What-what are you even doing here? 200 00:10:56,858 --> 00:11:00,306 Well, I was in town, and I wanted to see my little brother. 201 00:11:00,309 --> 00:11:02,978 - Well, you did. - Yeah. 202 00:11:02,981 --> 00:11:05,240 I should probably... 203 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:06,514 - Okay. - Okay, I'm gonna... 204 00:11:06,516 --> 00:11:08,349 Uh-huh. Yep. Yep. Yeah. 205 00:11:16,546 --> 00:11:19,547 You think there is any way we can unsee that? 206 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:21,474 Oh, come on. I used to give you baths. 207 00:11:21,476 --> 00:11:23,310 Yeah, when I was two. 208 00:11:23,312 --> 00:11:25,612 Hey, how did you even get in here? 209 00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:28,281 I told the building manager I was your sister. 210 00:11:28,283 --> 00:11:29,890 And he just believed you. 211 00:11:29,893 --> 00:11:32,552 Well, having boobs doesn't hurt. 212 00:11:32,554 --> 00:11:35,355 How'd you know where I live? 213 00:11:35,357 --> 00:11:37,490 Well, first, I went to the address 214 00:11:37,492 --> 00:11:38,774 the Christmas cards keep coming from, 215 00:11:38,776 --> 00:11:40,924 and the guy said you were here. 216 00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:44,062 Wait. So you did get those Christmas cards? 217 00:11:44,065 --> 00:11:47,367 I'm sorry I haven't been in touch much lately. 218 00:11:47,369 --> 00:11:49,402 Three years, Maddie. 219 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,404 I haven't heard from you in three years. 220 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,606 Yeah, I know. 221 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:54,341 And it's not what I wanted. 222 00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:57,577 Where is Doug? 223 00:11:57,579 --> 00:12:00,507 Don't know, don't care. 224 00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,577 You left him? 225 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:03,679 Finally. 226 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,385 Geez, Madds. 227 00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:07,260 Come on, what took you so long? 228 00:12:07,263 --> 00:12:09,120 What can I say? Mom was right. 229 00:12:09,123 --> 00:12:11,462 - Do they know? - No one knows. 230 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,525 And please don't tell them if they call. 231 00:12:13,528 --> 00:12:15,362 I don't want anyone to know that I'm here. 232 00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:17,070 Kind of sounds like you're hiding out. 233 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:19,466 No. More like laying low. 234 00:12:19,468 --> 00:12:21,260 So what happened to you? 235 00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:24,404 Because this place is nice, and clean, 236 00:12:24,406 --> 00:12:27,240 and you just cooked me food, actual food. 237 00:12:27,242 --> 00:12:28,508 Is there a shallot in here? 238 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:32,014 Yeah, my, uh... my boss at work is like Guy Fieri. 239 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:33,216 He's been teaching me. 240 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,100 Uh, we have not made it past breakfast, though. 241 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,735 And this is, uh... Let me show you... 242 00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:39,553 This is my girlfriend's place. 243 00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:41,588 I'm, uh... I'm looking after it while she's out of town 244 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:44,217 for a couple months, but, uh, she-she should be back soon. 245 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,645 - This is her. - Aw. 246 00:12:46,648 --> 00:12:47,714 How soon? 247 00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,171 Uh, I'm not really sure. 248 00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:52,421 Um, she was in Ireland, and now she's in Italy. 249 00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:55,258 Said she's looking to have an Eat, Pray, Love experience. 250 00:12:55,261 --> 00:12:58,370 Uh, to be honest, I don't really know what that means. 251 00:12:58,373 --> 00:12:59,855 But you're still together? 252 00:12:59,858 --> 00:13:02,050 Yeah. I mean, I mean, she said I should, 253 00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:05,178 you know, do whatever I wanted while she was away, but... 254 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,280 what I want is for her to come back. 255 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:09,282 I like the me that I am with her. 256 00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:11,978 She's banging other guys. 257 00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:14,077 - I mean, that's the "love" part of her trip. - Whoa! 258 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,589 Come on. 259 00:13:15,592 --> 00:13:18,258 So you did come all the way from Pennsylvania to just 260 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,691 crap on my life? That's a thing? 261 00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:22,262 No, I'm sorry. I'm just being protective. 262 00:13:22,264 --> 00:13:24,264 Okay. 263 00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,761 Anyway, uh, this is your first time here in L.A. 264 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,202 Gonna see the sights, hang around for a little bit? 265 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:31,304 I'm just passing through. 266 00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:38,278 Listen, even if you are just here for a few days, 267 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,548 uh, welcome to L.A. 268 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,630 It was getting pretty lonely around here. 269 00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:51,324 That's right, Desna. 270 00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:53,897 Show Uncle Daddy who the real daddy is. 271 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,160 Ooh, I got to tweet that. 272 00:13:57,163 --> 00:13:58,631 - What? - Oh, oh. 273 00:13:58,633 --> 00:13:59,859 Can we just watch the show? 274 00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,577 That's your fourth tweet this episode. 275 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:05,471 Mm-hmm. Me and my girls, we always live-tweet Claws. 276 00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:06,991 Mm-hmm. These are your friends, huh? 277 00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:10,342 Ah, my Twitter Claws friends-friends. 278 00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:11,905 Huh. 279 00:14:16,218 --> 00:14:18,284 - What? - I've just never known anybody 280 00:14:18,286 --> 00:14:20,387 who's so engaged in the viewing experience. 281 00:14:20,389 --> 00:14:22,422 That's 'cause you've never been 282 00:14:22,424 --> 00:14:24,457 out to the movies in Crenshaw. 283 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:25,988 Well, let's do that then. 284 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,394 Do what? 285 00:14:27,396 --> 00:14:29,327 Let's go out into the world as a couple. 286 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:32,465 Have you been outside lately? 287 00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:35,449 We are out in that world all day. 288 00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:37,769 I want to keep it on the other side of that door 289 00:14:37,772 --> 00:14:39,439 for a little while. 290 00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:43,309 Just enjoy this while we can, 291 00:14:43,311 --> 00:14:47,680 just the two of us. No pressure. 292 00:14:47,682 --> 00:14:51,684 Ooh, Niecy Nash should be on Mount Rushmore. 293 00:14:51,686 --> 00:14:56,178 Mm. 294 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,124 You're in the wrong light, man. 295 00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:40,361 Some of us don't need lighting to look good. 296 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:46,449 Hey, Eddie, what'd you mean by "the wrong light"? 297 00:15:46,452 --> 00:15:48,552 The light in this room is flat and blue. 298 00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:49,855 Makes you look soft. 299 00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:52,345 If you want to look lean and muscles to pop, 300 00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:54,884 you need warm side light. I'll show you. 301 00:15:56,485 --> 00:15:59,252 These are the ones I sent in for the calendar. 302 00:15:59,254 --> 00:16:00,619 Whoa. 303 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,045 It's, uh, kind of cheating 304 00:16:04,048 --> 00:16:06,626 submitting pictures by a professional photographer. 305 00:16:06,628 --> 00:16:10,006 The photographer's 12. 306 00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,264 She's my niece. 307 00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:13,166 She's a master at the iPhone filters. 308 00:16:13,168 --> 00:16:15,124 - Your niece did this? - Yeah. 309 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:17,370 You think she'd be willing to take my submission pics for me? 310 00:16:17,372 --> 00:16:20,440 I'm told I photograph like a Asian Fabio. 311 00:16:20,442 --> 00:16:22,408 - Sure she would, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 312 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,610 Ah, you know, you really 313 00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:25,445 shouldn't get his hopes up like that. 314 00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:28,515 No offense, Chim. 315 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:30,603 No offense taken, Evan. 316 00:16:32,521 --> 00:16:34,621 Yeah, come on. 317 00:16:34,623 --> 00:16:36,523 What's your problem, man? 318 00:16:40,629 --> 00:16:42,306 Okay. You. 319 00:16:44,064 --> 00:16:47,178 You're my problem. Your comfort level. 320 00:16:47,181 --> 00:16:49,202 You're-you're not supposed to just walk in here 321 00:16:49,204 --> 00:16:50,717 like you've been here for years. 322 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,540 It's meant-meant to be a getting-to-know-you period. 323 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:55,788 You're meant to respect your elders. 324 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,277 You're not his elder, Buck. 325 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:02,415 Look, I in no way meant to, uh, be too familiar 326 00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,150 or step on anybody's toes. 327 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,553 I know you're going through some personal stuff right now. 328 00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:08,588 - What personal stuff? - I know your girlfriend 329 00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:09,622 recently broke up with you 330 00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,986 and you're coming to terms with that. 331 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,226 No, I'm not. And she didn't break up with me. 332 00:17:14,229 --> 00:17:15,452 Who told you that? 333 00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:17,630 21. 334 00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:20,048 I'm just saying I hear you're a good guy, and... 335 00:17:20,051 --> 00:17:21,986 I'm sorry you're going through pain, but... 336 00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:23,255 you don't need to take it out on me 337 00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:25,437 or-or be threatened by me. We're on the same team. 338 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,640 Why would I be threatened by you? 339 00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:31,411 Exactly. There's no need to be. 340 00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:33,845 We do the same thing. 341 00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:37,080 I've just done it while people are shooting at me is all. 342 00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:40,678 We're not broken up. 343 00:17:40,681 --> 00:17:42,322 All right. 344 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,574 _ 345 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:58,078 _ 346 00:17:58,079 --> 00:17:59,589 _ 347 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:00,628 _ 348 00:18:01,608 --> 00:18:03,608 Fire and Rescue. Hello. 349 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:06,175 I'm back here. Help me. 350 00:18:06,178 --> 00:18:07,586 Some kind of militia nut? 351 00:18:07,589 --> 00:18:09,862 Can't tell where that voice is coming from. 352 00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,580 Back here. 353 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:15,285 - Oh, thank God. - Hey. 354 00:18:15,288 --> 00:18:18,159 - What's your name, sir? - Charlie. 355 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,129 All right, tell us what happened, Charlie. 356 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,359 Damn grenade went off while I was taking it apart. 357 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,152 Why are you taking apart a grenade? 358 00:18:24,155 --> 00:18:26,197 I was cleaning it. I'm a collector. 359 00:18:26,199 --> 00:18:27,942 - No kidding. - You pulled the pin? 360 00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:29,800 Oh, it ain't that kind of grenade. 361 00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:32,202 It's a 40-mike-mike. 362 00:18:32,205 --> 00:18:35,922 A practice round for an M203 grenade launcher. 363 00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:38,343 I picked it up at a flea market in Brea, 364 00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:39,847 part of my 'Nam collection. 365 00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:43,018 My screwdriver must have touched the propelling charge. I... 366 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,230 All right, I see metal. A lot of shrapnel. 367 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:46,451 Femoral artery has been nicked. 368 00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:47,891 We got to get him transported now. 369 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,698 I've got an adult male, age 65, 370 00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,253 with a large piece of shrapnel in his right thigh. 371 00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:56,356 Femoral artery damage with profuse bleeding, 372 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:57,667 ten minutes out. 373 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,383 Buck, I want you to travel with him to the hospital, 374 00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:02,433 keep him stable. 375 00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:05,370 Copy that, Cap. 376 00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:07,271 Hey. You got to learn how to play nice. 377 00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:08,373 It's one team, Buck. 378 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,608 Hey, Nash, am I gonna be all right? 379 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:11,987 My boys have got you. 380 00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:13,777 But you might want to consider switching 381 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,913 to collecting baseball cards after this. 382 00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:24,563 I guess you've seen a lot of shrapnel wounds. 383 00:19:24,566 --> 00:19:25,878 My share. 384 00:19:25,881 --> 00:19:27,648 You ever seen a guy with a length of rebar 385 00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:28,774 stuck through his skull? 386 00:19:28,777 --> 00:19:30,595 What are we measuring here, Buck? 387 00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:36,198 Need to change those dressings. They're soaking through. 388 00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:38,602 Hang in there, Charlie. Almost there. 389 00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:41,230 I'm just saying, working the streets of L.A. 390 00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:43,408 is not exactly stress free. 391 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,058 May not be the same kind of pressure 392 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:46,644 you have in a war zone, but... 393 00:19:48,214 --> 00:19:49,647 Oh, come on. Hold on. 394 00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:52,316 I thought you said this was a practice round. 395 00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:53,618 It is. 396 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:56,320 Uh, what-what-what's going on? 397 00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:57,522 You see that cap? 398 00:19:57,524 --> 00:20:00,003 Practice rounds have blue caps. 399 00:20:00,006 --> 00:20:01,659 Gold caps are live. 400 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:03,361 Pull over! 401 00:20:03,363 --> 00:20:05,844 Yup. There she is. 402 00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:07,902 He's got a live round embedded in his thigh. 403 00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:09,667 Uh, I thought this thing already went off. 404 00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:11,088 The launch grenade has two components: 405 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,323 gunpowder which makes it travel 406 00:20:12,325 --> 00:20:14,604 and an explosive charge that makes it go boom. 407 00:20:14,607 --> 00:20:16,872 Okay, so why didn't this one go boom? 408 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,742 It's fitted with a proximity fuse. 409 00:20:18,745 --> 00:20:21,379 It's a little smart sensor that tells the cap it's traveled 410 00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:23,414 a safe enough distance from the shooter to explode. 411 00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:26,350 From his hand to his leg probably wasn't far enough. 412 00:20:26,352 --> 00:20:29,387 Well, we can't bring him inside a hospital full of people, 413 00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:30,868 not with that still stuck inside him. 414 00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,457 We called the military for help. 415 00:20:32,459 --> 00:20:34,555 The military? Uh, can't you do it? 416 00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:35,593 You're the bomb squad. 417 00:20:35,595 --> 00:20:37,984 You can't diffuse a grenade. We need to find someone 418 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,263 who knows how to pull that thing out of him 419 00:20:39,265 --> 00:20:40,465 without setting it off. 420 00:20:40,468 --> 00:20:41,853 They're sending someone up from Pendleton. 421 00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,191 Should be here within the hour. 422 00:20:43,194 --> 00:20:45,294 He doesn't have an hour. 423 00:20:45,297 --> 00:20:46,637 I can do it. 424 00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:49,674 If he doesn't go to surgery soon, he'll die. 425 00:20:49,676 --> 00:20:50,977 You've done this before? 426 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,254 Well, none of the guys I served with 427 00:20:52,256 --> 00:20:54,191 were dumb enough to shoot a live round in themselves, 428 00:20:54,193 --> 00:20:57,194 but I'm familiar with the ordnance. 429 00:20:57,197 --> 00:20:58,933 I'm in. 430 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:05,456 You get that thing out of him, put it in here 431 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,987 and get the hell away from it. 432 00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:08,245 Let us deal with it. 433 00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:09,847 Copy that. 434 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:12,429 See you inside. 435 00:21:12,432 --> 00:21:15,469 All right, listen, Buck, you don't have to do this. 436 00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:17,602 You think I'm gonna let the new guy have all the fun? 437 00:21:17,604 --> 00:21:19,470 Besides, you wanted us to bond. 438 00:21:19,472 --> 00:21:21,394 We might end up real close. 439 00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:29,280 How you feeling there, Charlie? 440 00:21:29,282 --> 00:21:31,230 Like a world-class idiot. 441 00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:34,417 My wife, if she was still alive, she'd be here now 442 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,320 saying, "I told you so." 443 00:21:36,322 --> 00:21:39,490 Well, maybe she'll be able to tell me in person 444 00:21:39,492 --> 00:21:40,995 in about a minute. 445 00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:43,294 Well, that conversation's gonna have to wait. 446 00:21:43,296 --> 00:21:45,429 Nobody's leaving this life tonight. 447 00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:47,167 Start the drip. 448 00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,403 What branch did you say you were in, Charlie? 449 00:21:52,405 --> 00:21:55,719 I didn't. I always wanted to be a Marine. 450 00:21:55,722 --> 00:22:00,478 I tried to enlist during 'Nam, but I was 4F, an enlarged heart. 451 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,515 So instead, I spent the last 40 years teaching seventh grade. 452 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,183 See there, Charlie? 453 00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:08,745 Not all heroes serve on the battlefield. 454 00:22:10,011 --> 00:22:12,278 That's very kind of you to say that. 455 00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:15,192 You ready? 456 00:22:15,195 --> 00:22:17,195 Yeah. 457 00:22:22,268 --> 00:22:23,601 He's losing a lot of blood. 458 00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,011 Keep pressure on it. 459 00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:26,604 Not-not too much pressure. 460 00:22:30,097 --> 00:22:32,027 - There it is. - All right, so-so pull it out. 461 00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:35,345 - Come on. - I got to... be careful. 462 00:22:35,348 --> 00:22:38,282 The sensor measures the distance traveled 463 00:22:38,284 --> 00:22:42,353 based on how many rotations the shell made 464 00:22:42,355 --> 00:22:45,423 after the launch. 465 00:22:45,425 --> 00:22:49,722 The key is not to turn the shell while we pull it out. 466 00:22:49,725 --> 00:22:51,722 Okay, yeah, so don't turn it. 467 00:22:51,725 --> 00:22:53,734 You got this. 468 00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:56,634 Gonna have to just... 469 00:22:56,636 --> 00:23:00,471 a bit... 470 00:23:02,675 --> 00:23:04,375 Get the box. 471 00:23:25,995 --> 00:23:27,465 Let's get the robot in there. 472 00:23:35,642 --> 00:23:37,534 You're badass under pressure, brother. 473 00:23:38,677 --> 00:23:40,543 Me? 474 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,546 Hell yeah. You can have my back any day. 475 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:46,684 Yeah. Or, you know, you could... 476 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,073 you could have mine. 477 00:23:48,076 --> 00:23:50,477 Deal. 478 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,977 Nice work, fellas. I'm glad you both made it out of there. 479 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:54,625 The guy's a professional, Cap. 480 00:23:54,627 --> 00:23:56,494 I was never really worried. 481 00:24:03,823 --> 00:24:06,691 Cancel the robot. 482 00:24:08,341 --> 00:24:09,464 You guys hungry? 483 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:20,258 So, what do you think? 484 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:21,837 I didn't want to overwhelm them 485 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,295 - with too many choices, so... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 486 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:29,234 Um, I think that it's, um, a little... 487 00:24:29,236 --> 00:24:32,404 overwhelming. 488 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,114 You think it's ridiculous. 489 00:24:35,117 --> 00:24:37,958 No, no, I mean... 490 00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:41,411 Chim, I kind of think the whole thing is ridiculous. 491 00:24:41,415 --> 00:24:44,416 You don't think I have a shot. 492 00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:46,184 The pictures are cool. I-I just... 493 00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:47,520 I don't have these answers for you, Chim. 494 00:24:47,522 --> 00:24:49,626 I'm not into beefcake calendars. 495 00:24:49,629 --> 00:24:50,728 I know, I know. 496 00:24:50,731 --> 00:24:52,190 Why is this so important to you? 497 00:24:52,192 --> 00:24:54,259 Because growing up, I never saw any heroes 498 00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:55,293 who looked like me. 499 00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:57,083 I can understand that. 500 00:24:57,086 --> 00:24:59,564 I mean, not on TV, not in movies. 501 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:02,401 We're always the computer geek who hacks into the system 502 00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:04,595 for the white guy or the evil Tong drug lord. 503 00:25:04,598 --> 00:25:07,439 Or the guy in the dry cleaners in a fabric softener commercial. 504 00:25:07,441 --> 00:25:10,775 I mean, you know, when a kid thinks of a firefighter, 505 00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:12,544 do they think of me? 506 00:25:12,546 --> 00:25:14,346 Do they think of you? 507 00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:20,252 Yeah, but I'm not taking my shirt off for that calendar. 508 00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:23,151 Yeah. You know what? 509 00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:25,354 Me, either. 510 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,291 Chim... 511 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:29,614 No, I don't know what I was thinking. 512 00:25:29,616 --> 00:25:31,402 I can't compete with these guys. 513 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,842 Maybe ten years ago. 514 00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:35,160 And that's only because they'd be 12. 515 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,130 Hmm... 516 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,690 You just coming in from somewhere? 517 00:25:52,693 --> 00:25:54,846 I was just going somewhere. 518 00:25:54,849 --> 00:25:58,509 Look, we can stop by your house on the way so you can change. 519 00:25:58,512 --> 00:26:00,403 We're gonna get some Korean barbecue. 520 00:26:00,405 --> 00:26:01,738 - Come on. - No, no. 521 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:04,162 I just got Thai food. 522 00:26:05,711 --> 00:26:09,546 Hey, I would like to take you out on a proper date. 523 00:26:09,548 --> 00:26:11,548 Aw, that's sweet. 524 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:13,154 But you got to give me fair warning 525 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:15,224 so I can get all done up for you. 526 00:26:15,227 --> 00:26:17,619 I've tried that many times, but you always say 527 00:26:17,622 --> 00:26:19,018 you want to stay in instead. 528 00:26:19,021 --> 00:26:20,724 And we've only been out together as a couple twice, 529 00:26:20,726 --> 00:26:21,725 on our first two dates. 530 00:26:21,727 --> 00:26:23,940 Well, I like when it's just the two of us. 531 00:26:23,943 --> 00:26:26,629 - It's romantic. - It is. 532 00:26:29,801 --> 00:26:31,995 Hey, who you hiding from? 533 00:26:31,998 --> 00:26:34,771 It's been almost four months. 534 00:26:34,773 --> 00:26:36,506 This just... it feels serious to me. 535 00:26:36,508 --> 00:26:37,674 It feels real. 536 00:26:37,676 --> 00:26:40,677 You know? What? 537 00:26:40,679 --> 00:26:42,579 All right, what-what is it? What's going on? 538 00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:44,647 I don't like being pressured. 539 00:26:44,649 --> 00:26:46,096 Into going out for dinner? I'm... 540 00:26:46,099 --> 00:26:49,753 This is not the same for you and me. 541 00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:51,688 Like it's a black/white thing? I don't... 542 00:26:51,690 --> 00:26:54,209 - Are you crazy? - All right. 543 00:26:56,762 --> 00:27:00,530 For you, this is a sign of you coming back to life 544 00:27:00,532 --> 00:27:01,948 after a tragic loss. 545 00:27:01,951 --> 00:27:03,500 It's a redemption. For me, 546 00:27:03,502 --> 00:27:05,138 it's more complicated than that. 547 00:27:05,141 --> 00:27:08,109 Okay, how is this not a redemption for you? 548 00:27:08,112 --> 00:27:10,667 Because it's proof you can love again, 549 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,045 you can trust again. 550 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:15,036 No one in my family has ever gotten divorced. 551 00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:17,140 I am the first failure. 552 00:27:20,419 --> 00:27:24,521 Hey, divorce is not a failure. 553 00:27:24,523 --> 00:27:26,831 What do you know about it? Are you a woman? 554 00:27:26,834 --> 00:27:29,256 Are you a black woman who can't keep her man? 555 00:27:29,259 --> 00:27:30,527 The stigma of that. 556 00:27:30,529 --> 00:27:32,629 Now you want me to go out on the town 557 00:27:32,631 --> 00:27:35,776 like a peacock, showing you off like nothing ever happened. 558 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,434 How's that gonna make me look? 559 00:27:37,436 --> 00:27:39,502 Like a survivor. 560 00:27:39,504 --> 00:27:41,682 - Like a tramp. - Come on, Athena, that's crazy. 561 00:27:41,685 --> 00:27:44,365 Nobody's gonna think that, and even if they do, who cares? 562 00:27:44,368 --> 00:27:47,131 Well, you have the luxury of not caring. 563 00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,159 I'm trying to do right by us. 564 00:27:49,162 --> 00:27:52,515 How long are we supposed to sneak around like this? 565 00:27:52,517 --> 00:27:54,964 Because I'm not gonna be satisfied with stolen kisses 566 00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,011 and take-out containers. 567 00:27:56,014 --> 00:27:57,737 I don't like keeping us a secret. 568 00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:58,788 It feels like lying. 569 00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:00,623 You kept your secret about your past 570 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,725 from everyone else for years. 571 00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:11,601 Yeah, I did because I was ashamed of myself, 572 00:28:11,603 --> 00:28:12,643 and I still am. 573 00:28:12,646 --> 00:28:14,464 Well, then, you of anyone should understand 574 00:28:14,467 --> 00:28:16,232 why I want to keep this quiet. 575 00:28:16,235 --> 00:28:17,816 What are you ashamed of? Are you ashamed of me? 576 00:28:17,818 --> 00:28:20,256 No! But yes. 577 00:28:20,259 --> 00:28:21,778 - Yeah? - Yes! 578 00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:25,205 I'm ashamed! I'm ashamed of us. 579 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:29,544 I'm ashamed of you. I'm ashamed of being happy. 580 00:28:29,547 --> 00:28:33,182 I told you, it's complicated. 581 00:28:35,427 --> 00:28:37,627 Well, I'm sorry it's so complicated. 582 00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:41,364 Please leave. 583 00:28:47,239 --> 00:28:48,438 What up, fam! 584 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,187 We got this savage young man 585 00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:54,511 who is about to join the ranks of Shay's Army of Mayhem. 586 00:28:54,513 --> 00:28:57,746 Jessie has agreed to let us cement his head 587 00:28:57,749 --> 00:29:00,383 inside this microwave oven! 588 00:29:00,385 --> 00:29:02,619 So random, so awesome! 589 00:29:02,621 --> 00:29:05,522 We have the concrete. 590 00:29:07,426 --> 00:29:10,093 - I need eye protection. - Copy. 591 00:29:19,984 --> 00:29:22,172 Breathing tube. Don't bite it, bro. 592 00:29:23,408 --> 00:29:24,507 No pressure, Jess. 593 00:29:24,509 --> 00:29:27,377 Are you ready to join the ranks of the legendary? 594 00:29:27,379 --> 00:29:29,612 I don't know. 595 00:29:32,484 --> 00:29:34,184 Yeah! 596 00:29:34,677 --> 00:29:36,052 _ 597 00:29:36,053 --> 00:29:39,556 _ 598 00:29:39,557 --> 00:29:41,182 _ 599 00:29:41,183 --> 00:29:42,686 _ 600 00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,052 Quick. They're in the back. 601 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,566 We put a tube in so he could breathe. 602 00:29:50,569 --> 00:29:52,020 I think the cement smushed it. 603 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:53,996 - What is it, a YouTube prank? - Don't judge. 604 00:29:53,999 --> 00:29:55,371 Followers equals cash. 605 00:30:01,513 --> 00:30:03,246 - What's his name? - Jessie. 606 00:30:03,248 --> 00:30:06,583 Jessie, this is Captain Nash, LAFD. Can you hear me? 607 00:30:06,586 --> 00:30:08,535 All right, he is totally cut off in this thing. 608 00:30:08,538 --> 00:30:10,746 Let's get some screwdrivers, try to get this frame off. 609 00:30:15,921 --> 00:30:19,249 - What do you got, Hen? - Pulse 120, BP 150/110. 610 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,364 - He's panicking. - All right, he's starting to choke. 611 00:30:21,366 --> 00:30:23,533 Saliva's probably aspirated through the breathing tube. 612 00:30:23,535 --> 00:30:25,301 - Hold on one second. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 613 00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:26,503 - Relax. - Okay, calm down. 614 00:30:26,505 --> 00:30:28,345 - Hey, hey! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 615 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,585 Let's go, let's go. 616 00:30:42,587 --> 00:30:43,586 Come on. 617 00:30:43,588 --> 00:30:46,356 All right, step. 618 00:30:48,627 --> 00:30:50,541 Easy. 619 00:30:51,955 --> 00:30:53,490 All right, watch his neck. 620 00:30:55,465 --> 00:30:57,432 - His pulse is weak. - I have no respiration. 621 00:30:57,435 --> 00:30:59,104 Is there a plastic bag in there or something? 622 00:30:59,106 --> 00:31:01,284 Yeah, we put it on his head before we poured the concrete. 623 00:31:01,286 --> 00:31:02,347 Please don't let him die. 624 00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:03,990 He's my best friend since kindergarten. 625 00:31:03,993 --> 00:31:05,310 - I can't get in there. - Yeah, we had 626 00:31:05,312 --> 00:31:06,312 30 minutes to get him out of there. 627 00:31:06,314 --> 00:31:07,477 Now we got 30 seconds. 628 00:31:07,479 --> 00:31:09,283 No response to sternal rub. 629 00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,134 Pulse is fading. Still no respiration. 630 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,237 All right, Buck, once we get this frame off, 631 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,175 you and I are gonna go hammer and chisel on that block. 632 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:17,097 - All right. - Starting compressions. 633 00:31:19,658 --> 00:31:21,177 All right, got it. 634 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,147 All right, Buck, 635 00:31:23,150 --> 00:31:25,216 I'm hammer, you're chisel. Let's go. 636 00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:26,913 I can do this. 637 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:28,431 All right. 638 00:31:36,374 --> 00:31:37,640 Again. 639 00:31:37,642 --> 00:31:39,482 All right. 640 00:31:49,454 --> 00:31:52,288 Good job. 641 00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,275 All right... 642 00:31:56,278 --> 00:31:58,211 Hold still, hold still. 643 00:31:58,214 --> 00:31:59,494 Shay Reed here, fans. 644 00:31:59,497 --> 00:32:00,834 And today's Shay-nanigan is maybe 645 00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:02,532 our most intense yet! 646 00:32:02,534 --> 00:32:04,367 Are you filming this? 647 00:32:04,369 --> 00:32:06,469 Yeah, bro. If we didn't film it, it didn't happen. 648 00:32:06,471 --> 00:32:08,639 You were just crying like two minutes ago. 649 00:32:08,642 --> 00:32:10,041 Yeah, two minutes ago, he was gonna die. 650 00:32:10,043 --> 00:32:12,541 Now he's gonna live and be a legend. 651 00:32:12,544 --> 00:32:14,344 Say hello, Shay's Army. 652 00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:15,545 Hello, Shay's army. 653 00:32:15,547 --> 00:32:17,817 Wait, what the... what the hell, man? What are you do... 654 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:19,740 - Good-bye, Shay Army! - Dude! 655 00:32:28,786 --> 00:32:31,464 A-ha, I found it. 656 00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:34,669 I swear, we need to put GPS trackers 657 00:32:34,671 --> 00:32:36,771 on everything that boy owns. 658 00:32:36,773 --> 00:32:41,137 Oh, you made waffles... for dinner? 659 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:42,343 What's wrong? 660 00:32:43,546 --> 00:32:46,414 I-I don't know what the rules are here. 661 00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:49,924 Like, if this is something we can discuss with each other. 662 00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:52,720 Listen, whatever you have to say to me 663 00:32:52,722 --> 00:32:55,523 can't be as intense as what I said to you. 664 00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:56,661 Right? 665 00:32:59,696 --> 00:33:02,430 I've been seeing someone for the last few months. 666 00:33:02,432 --> 00:33:03,698 Oh. 667 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,399 A firefighter. 668 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,455 - Uh-huh. - No one else knows. 669 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:08,636 Not even Henrietta. 670 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,471 We've been keeping it on the down-low 671 00:33:10,473 --> 00:33:12,440 because we didn't know what it was 672 00:33:12,442 --> 00:33:14,145 or how long it was gonna last. 673 00:33:14,148 --> 00:33:16,846 But now he wants to tell the world. 674 00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:18,582 And you don't? 675 00:33:18,585 --> 00:33:19,892 No. 676 00:33:19,895 --> 00:33:21,415 Okay. 677 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,025 But he started to push, 678 00:33:23,028 --> 00:33:25,799 and I felt pressure, so I pushed back hard. 679 00:33:25,802 --> 00:33:27,254 Ooh. Ouch. 680 00:33:28,491 --> 00:33:31,387 What? I've been on the receiving end of your hard pushes. 681 00:33:32,729 --> 00:33:34,729 And you care about him. 682 00:33:34,731 --> 00:33:36,597 I can tell. 683 00:33:38,701 --> 00:33:41,435 So where's the harm in telling everybody? 684 00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,537 I don't want to be embarrassed. 685 00:33:43,539 --> 00:33:46,407 I mean, our divorce was enough of a failure. 686 00:33:46,409 --> 00:33:48,049 I can't go through that again. 687 00:33:48,052 --> 00:33:51,375 Oh, I get it. Okay. 688 00:33:51,378 --> 00:33:54,581 You don't want to invest 'cause you're afraid of being hurt. 689 00:33:54,584 --> 00:33:56,650 Which you might. 690 00:33:56,652 --> 00:34:00,454 But what is the other alternative? 691 00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:04,325 Being alone? 692 00:34:04,327 --> 00:34:07,228 Hmm. Maybe. It's safer. 693 00:34:09,677 --> 00:34:11,632 You know, fear 694 00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:16,404 trapped me in a closet my whole life. 695 00:34:16,406 --> 00:34:20,020 Embarrassment kept me from admitting the truth to you 696 00:34:20,023 --> 00:34:22,476 every day of our marriage. 697 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:24,445 It was eating me up inside. 698 00:34:24,447 --> 00:34:28,482 Until I stopped trying to control it, and stepped out. 699 00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:30,384 Had faith and let it happen. 700 00:34:30,386 --> 00:34:34,388 It was hard and sad, but, baby, look at us now. 701 00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:36,590 Hmm? 702 00:34:36,592 --> 00:34:39,760 Our divorce wasn't a failure, Athena. 703 00:34:39,762 --> 00:34:42,356 We're still family, baby. 704 00:34:44,963 --> 00:34:46,896 And listen, if this thing doesn't work out 705 00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:49,950 with this firefighter, you'll move on. 706 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:54,542 In the meantime, if he makes you happy, 707 00:34:54,544 --> 00:34:55,947 then why not be happy? 708 00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,711 You deserve it. 709 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:05,519 Okay, what about "G.I.?" 710 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,488 Like G.I. Joe. "Hey, G.I." 711 00:35:07,490 --> 00:35:09,256 You know, that's a great nickname. 712 00:35:09,258 --> 00:35:10,783 Sounds like gastrointestinal. 713 00:35:10,786 --> 00:35:13,036 Yeah, I don't think so. 714 00:35:13,039 --> 00:35:14,595 All right, everybody, listen up. 715 00:35:14,597 --> 00:35:15,824 I've got an announcement to make. 716 00:35:15,826 --> 00:35:18,364 I just got off the phone with the people from the calendar, 717 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:20,267 and they have made their choice. 718 00:35:20,269 --> 00:35:23,404 Well, no hard feelings, no matter who won. 719 00:35:23,406 --> 00:35:25,606 That's good, Buck, 'cause they didn't pick you. 720 00:35:25,608 --> 00:35:27,012 Well, it's obviously a fix. 721 00:35:27,015 --> 00:35:29,220 No, congratulations anyway, G.I.! 722 00:35:30,613 --> 00:35:32,192 They didn't pick him, either. 723 00:35:32,195 --> 00:35:34,482 No? You? 724 00:35:34,484 --> 00:35:36,450 No. 725 00:35:39,355 --> 00:35:41,288 No way. You got to be kidding me. 726 00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:43,757 No. Congratulations, Chim. 727 00:35:43,759 --> 00:35:46,360 Or should I say Mr. April? 728 00:35:46,362 --> 00:35:48,208 - No way. Are you serious? - Chimney! 729 00:35:48,211 --> 00:35:49,563 - You're a calendar boy, now. - You serious? 730 00:35:49,565 --> 00:35:51,200 Mr. April, buddy. 731 00:35:51,203 --> 00:35:54,535 - 30 days of Chimney. - Congratulations. 732 00:35:54,537 --> 00:35:57,270 - You did it. - Thank you. 733 00:35:57,273 --> 00:35:59,856 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 734 00:36:03,716 --> 00:36:06,547 Hey. I'm sorry. 735 00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:10,451 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 736 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,175 All right. 737 00:36:21,697 --> 00:36:23,664 What are you all looking at? 738 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:25,533 There's no more announcements. 739 00:36:25,535 --> 00:36:28,568 Pay up. 740 00:36:28,571 --> 00:36:30,564 Wait a minute, wait a minute, you knew? 741 00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:34,642 Sir, first you two were happy at the same time, 742 00:36:34,644 --> 00:36:36,577 then you were both pissed off at the same time. 743 00:36:36,579 --> 00:36:39,505 - It wasn't hard to figure out. - And, uh, you good with this? 744 00:36:39,508 --> 00:36:41,842 Girl, I'm just mad at myself 745 00:36:41,845 --> 00:36:43,775 for not fixing you up in the first place. 746 00:36:46,984 --> 00:36:48,455 Staying for dinner? 747 00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:49,931 I don't know. Are you cooking? 748 00:36:49,934 --> 00:36:51,625 Yeah. 749 00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:59,733 - Thank you. - Hen. 750 00:36:59,735 --> 00:37:03,874 So, uh, you want to tell me how you managed this? 751 00:37:03,877 --> 00:37:07,308 I think they've been seeing each other for months. 752 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:10,049 Hen, you know what I'm talking about. 753 00:37:10,052 --> 00:37:12,285 I never submitted myself for that calendar. 754 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:16,528 But I deleted all those pictures. 755 00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:17,764 How'd you get a hold of them? 756 00:37:19,388 --> 00:37:22,723 I didn't use any of those pictures. 757 00:37:22,725 --> 00:37:26,427 Last year, the school bus accident on the 710, 758 00:37:26,429 --> 00:37:29,697 an AP photographer got a photo of you 759 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:33,104 carrying a little girl across the freeway. 760 00:37:33,107 --> 00:37:34,568 That's what I sent in. 761 00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:36,337 Not some picture of you 762 00:37:36,339 --> 00:37:38,151 pretending to be a big damn hero, 763 00:37:38,154 --> 00:37:41,709 but an actual picture of you being a damn hero. 764 00:37:41,711 --> 00:37:44,545 Because that's what you are, Chim. 765 00:37:44,547 --> 00:37:47,581 And that's what a hero looks like. 766 00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:49,550 You. 767 00:37:58,461 --> 00:38:01,284 Mr. April. Yes! 768 00:38:09,338 --> 00:38:10,907 Laurie? 769 00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:12,843 No. It's not your boss. 770 00:38:12,846 --> 00:38:14,260 I'm in her office. 771 00:38:14,263 --> 00:38:16,577 And evidently, she's not your boss anymore 772 00:38:16,579 --> 00:38:18,412 because you quit. 773 00:38:19,582 --> 00:38:21,135 Where are you, Maddie? 774 00:38:23,096 --> 00:38:25,351 It doesn't matter. 775 00:38:25,354 --> 00:38:27,078 It doesn't matter 'cause we're done. 776 00:38:27,081 --> 00:38:29,877 You don't get to decide when we're done. I decide! 777 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,276 Tell me where you are! 778 00:38:33,885 --> 00:38:36,630 Then I guess I'm gonna have to come find you. 779 00:38:36,632 --> 00:38:41,301 And you'd better hope that when I do, I'm in a better mood. 780 00:39:00,286 --> 00:39:02,353 Leaving already? 781 00:39:02,355 --> 00:39:04,810 Road ahead awaits. 782 00:39:04,813 --> 00:39:07,847 I'm more concerned with the road behind you. 783 00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:11,931 Maddie, what really happened with Doug? 784 00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:14,043 Why are you running away from him? 785 00:39:14,046 --> 00:39:17,504 No. I'm not gonna bring my little brother into this. 786 00:39:17,507 --> 00:39:19,251 Standing in between you 787 00:39:19,254 --> 00:39:20,965 and anyone who thinks they can hurt you 788 00:39:20,968 --> 00:39:23,262 is exactly where I want to be standing. 789 00:39:34,277 --> 00:39:36,687 Maddie, are you in some kind of danger? 790 00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:44,694 The stuff that Mom and Dad hated about him, 791 00:39:44,697 --> 00:39:49,540 that you picked up on even as a teenager, 792 00:39:49,543 --> 00:39:51,469 it all got worse. 793 00:39:53,754 --> 00:39:56,071 Much worse over the last year or so. 794 00:39:56,074 --> 00:40:00,511 And when I threatened to leave, he threatened to kill me. 795 00:40:02,648 --> 00:40:04,707 And he meant it. 796 00:40:08,753 --> 00:40:12,288 You know, when women in abusive relationships 797 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:14,425 used to come into the hospital, I got to be honest, 798 00:40:14,427 --> 00:40:15,626 I would pass judgment. 799 00:40:15,628 --> 00:40:18,462 Like, "Why don't you just leave him?" 800 00:40:18,464 --> 00:40:20,464 Now I get it. 801 00:40:20,466 --> 00:40:23,634 It's like, you can't even believe it's happening. 802 00:40:25,538 --> 00:40:27,304 But you broke free. 803 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:31,238 And I'm proud of you. 804 00:40:33,713 --> 00:40:36,548 But now is not the time to be alone, all right? 805 00:40:36,551 --> 00:40:39,072 So-so-so you... you should stay here. 806 00:40:39,075 --> 00:40:41,009 All right? I-I got... I got plenty of room, 807 00:40:41,012 --> 00:40:44,455 and-and, hey, if Doug comes looking, then... 808 00:40:44,457 --> 00:40:46,379 - I know a lot of cops. - He won't. 809 00:40:46,382 --> 00:40:48,627 He doesn't know you live here. He doesn't know what you do. 810 00:40:48,629 --> 00:40:51,776 It's a real benefit to being married to somebody 811 00:40:51,779 --> 00:40:54,930 who doesn't ask any questions. 812 00:40:54,933 --> 00:40:56,766 Okay, well, that's perfect. 813 00:40:56,768 --> 00:41:00,670 You can start over. 814 00:41:00,672 --> 00:41:02,991 I can help you. I can help you get a great nursing job 815 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,176 at one of the hospitals. 816 00:41:04,179 --> 00:41:06,507 No. 817 00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:09,444 I really miss helping people, 818 00:41:09,447 --> 00:41:12,482 but I can't do that job every day, 819 00:41:12,484 --> 00:41:13,971 looking over my shoulder, 820 00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:17,519 wondering who's walking in the front door. 821 00:41:17,522 --> 00:41:21,724 Okay. So you want to help people 822 00:41:21,726 --> 00:41:24,851 but not deal with them face-to-face. 823 00:41:24,854 --> 00:41:27,397 Yeah. 824 00:41:27,399 --> 00:41:30,466 I think I might have an idea. 825 00:41:30,468 --> 00:41:33,469 We all feel pressure, 826 00:41:33,471 --> 00:41:35,605 but it's how we respond that matters. 827 00:41:35,607 --> 00:41:40,840 Being a 911 dispatcher will be challenging and exhausting 828 00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:43,713 and can take an emotional toll. 829 00:41:43,715 --> 00:41:46,449 The people who call in are scared, 830 00:41:46,451 --> 00:41:49,719 in need, and we are their lifeline. 831 00:41:49,721 --> 00:41:52,455 But it can also be rewarding. 832 00:41:52,457 --> 00:41:56,659 Calling us is probably the scariest moment of their lives. 833 00:41:56,661 --> 00:41:59,837 But if we do our jobs right and help arrives in time 834 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,332 and we get a little lucky, 835 00:42:02,334 --> 00:42:05,368 then maybe it doesn't have to be the worst moment of their lives. 836 00:42:07,722 --> 00:42:09,831 Sounds like a lot of pressure. 837 00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:12,442 I don't know if I'm up for that. You? 838 00:42:12,444 --> 00:42:14,410 Pressure doesn't have to break us down. 839 00:42:14,412 --> 00:42:16,810 It can show us who we really are. And that's good. 840 00:42:16,813 --> 00:42:18,281 You're gonna be fine. 841 00:42:18,283 --> 00:42:19,449 When did the pain start? 842 00:42:19,451 --> 00:42:21,121 911. What is your emergency? 843 00:42:21,124 --> 00:42:23,459 Because in the end, it's always there. 844 00:42:23,462 --> 00:42:25,588 - Help is on the way. - The pressure. 845 00:42:25,590 --> 00:42:28,491 And eventually, it has to be released. 846 00:43:01,767 --> 00:43:03,141 Attention, all units. 847 00:43:03,144 --> 00:43:05,395 This is a citywide disaster alert. 848 00:43:05,397 --> 00:43:08,089 A massive earthquake has hit Central L.A. 849 00:43:08,092 --> 00:43:11,223 Be on emergency tac alert until further notice. 850 00:43:11,226 --> 00:43:15,402 I repeat, be on emergency tac alert until further notice. 851 00:43:16,507 --> 00:43:20,440 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --