1 00:00:06,846 --> 00:00:09,013 Fuck you guys want? 2 00:00:09,097 --> 00:00:11,514 It's the recap shit. 3 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:13,680 What, you guys miss last week's episode? 4 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:15,430 Eh, we should probably show it to 'em. 5 00:00:15,514 --> 00:00:17,347 I guess. 6 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:19,472 Go! 7 00:00:19,555 --> 00:00:21,680 You want to volunteer? Here? 8 00:00:21,763 --> 00:00:23,846 Yes, sir. In need of some documentation, 9 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:26,222 community service. Trying to get into West Point. 10 00:00:26,305 --> 00:00:28,055 Only takes three or four minutes 11 00:00:28,138 --> 00:00:30,805 if you get the, uh, hose on the tailpipe right. 12 00:00:30,888 --> 00:00:32,305 You're killing dogs? 13 00:00:32,389 --> 00:00:34,055 All right, well, you guys just relax. 14 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:35,597 Just die naturally. 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,389 Where are all the female employees? 16 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,805 - At the woman's march! - Selling pussy hats. 17 00:00:39,888 --> 00:00:41,430 "Jugs"? 18 00:00:41,514 --> 00:00:42,680 I lied to you this morning. 19 00:00:42,763 --> 00:00:44,114 - There is a woman on my site. - Who? 20 00:00:44,138 --> 00:00:46,389 Me. 21 00:00:46,472 --> 00:00:48,305 A-are they giving you your meds in there? 22 00:00:48,389 --> 00:00:50,639 I-I'm protecting defenseless lambs from having 23 00:00:50,721 --> 00:00:53,138 their emotional and physical spirits slaughtered. 24 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,013 Gallagher! You made bail. 25 00:00:57,097 --> 00:00:58,514 Your disciples! 26 00:00:58,597 --> 00:01:00,721 We crowd sourced your bail to get you out. 27 00:01:00,805 --> 00:01:02,097 Gay Jesus! 28 00:01:05,846 --> 00:01:07,114 - Commercial real estate? - Yeah, 29 00:01:07,138 --> 00:01:08,846 you're the one who told me to invest. 30 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:10,490 Max Whitford's just gonna try and fuck you, trust me. 31 00:01:10,514 --> 00:01:11,930 You seem savvy. We're putting in 32 00:01:12,013 --> 00:01:13,930 another Sunset Brooks senior care center. 33 00:01:14,013 --> 00:01:15,597 You'd need a hundred to play. 34 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,097 Then I got a hundred in my pocket. 35 00:01:19,263 --> 00:01:20,805 We did it. 36 00:01:22,721 --> 00:01:24,639 - I need a sponsor. - Me? 37 00:01:24,721 --> 00:01:26,263 Helping another AA member's 38 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,781 a hell of a lot better for your sobriety 39 00:01:27,805 --> 00:01:29,680 than chasing after a kid who's not yours. 40 00:01:29,763 --> 00:01:33,639 Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on. 41 00:01:33,721 --> 00:01:37,222 We someone who will promote and protect our values! 42 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,930 What about Mo White? 43 00:01:39,013 --> 00:01:41,305 Let's make Chicago White again! 44 00:01:42,514 --> 00:01:44,263 Mo White? 45 00:01:44,347 --> 00:01:45,430 Yeah. Who are you? 46 00:01:45,514 --> 00:01:47,472 Your country needs you. 47 00:01:48,805 --> 00:01:50,013 Uh-huh. 48 00:03:17,138 --> 00:03:19,514 That'll show those misogynistic motherfuckers. 49 00:03:19,597 --> 00:03:21,305 Fuck, yes! 50 00:03:21,389 --> 00:03:24,430 Only two dicks left. 51 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:28,347 Clearly you haven't had much experience 52 00:03:28,430 --> 00:03:30,347 around a dick. It's more like this. 53 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,763 Ooh. Hey. 54 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:33,597 - En garde! - Ooh! 55 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,514 Ooh! 56 00:03:35,597 --> 00:03:37,180 Shh, shh! 57 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,514 Yeah, we're gonna get busted. 58 00:03:43,597 --> 00:03:44,639 Okay, who's next? 59 00:03:44,721 --> 00:03:46,805 Uh, this one. 60 00:03:46,888 --> 00:03:49,097 Oh, hell, no. 61 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:52,846 Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man! 62 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:55,347 He was the foreman at my last job. 63 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:58,555 Oh, shit. This one gets two dicks. 64 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:16,097 Hey. 65 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:17,639 Hey. 66 00:04:23,971 --> 00:04:27,013 Um... 67 00:04:27,097 --> 00:04:29,097 The fuck you doing? 68 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:30,888 Waiting. 69 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,138 - Waiting for what? - Shim. 70 00:04:33,222 --> 00:04:36,514 Good morning, my indigenous South Siders! 71 00:04:36,597 --> 00:04:37,639 Don't mind me. 72 00:04:37,721 --> 00:04:39,514 Just showing our support 73 00:04:39,597 --> 00:04:41,222 for a better tomorrow. 74 00:04:41,305 --> 00:04:42,305 Huh? 75 00:04:42,389 --> 00:04:44,055 Hi. 76 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:45,430 W-what's a "shim"? 77 00:04:45,514 --> 00:04:47,930 Shim. God. 78 00:04:48,013 --> 00:04:50,721 But God doesn't have a gender, or maybe it's both genders, 79 00:04:50,805 --> 00:04:53,097 so she, him... Shim. 80 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:55,180 Mother-father God. 81 00:04:56,888 --> 00:04:58,430 And you're waiting for Shim to... 82 00:04:58,514 --> 00:05:00,138 Talk to me. 83 00:05:00,222 --> 00:05:04,263 Tell me what to do next. 84 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,138 Does that happen a lot? 85 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:08,263 Used to all the time in jail, 86 00:05:08,347 --> 00:05:10,430 but since I've been out, nothing. 87 00:05:10,514 --> 00:05:12,138 That's because it never happened. 88 00:05:12,222 --> 00:05:14,263 Shim, 89 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,097 a higher power, the great I Am, Great Spirit... 90 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:20,055 Call it whatever you want... But it ain't talking to you. 91 00:05:20,138 --> 00:05:22,305 And we weren't talking to you. 92 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,514 Enlightenment, or whatever these new-fangled 93 00:05:24,597 --> 00:05:26,389 hippy-dippy religions are selling, 94 00:05:26,472 --> 00:05:28,639 is a waste of time. 95 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:31,514 Gay Jesus, Taoism, 96 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:34,680 Scientology, Christian Science, 97 00:05:34,763 --> 00:05:38,597 Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra... 98 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,305 It's like going to one of those flaky schools 99 00:05:41,389 --> 00:05:43,680 where the students create their own curriculum, 100 00:05:43,763 --> 00:05:46,888 then don't get graded on it. 101 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,721 Religion isn't a startup, Ian. 102 00:05:48,805 --> 00:05:50,597 You want God to talk to you, 103 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,389 you gotta stick with the classics: Buddhism, 104 00:05:53,472 --> 00:05:55,888 Judaism, Christianity. 105 00:05:55,971 --> 00:05:57,888 And if you break the rules, 106 00:05:57,971 --> 00:06:00,347 you burn in hell for all eternity. 107 00:06:00,430 --> 00:06:01,805 And there's your enlightenment. 108 00:06:01,888 --> 00:06:04,097 In the meantime, 109 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,971 I shall be saving the South Side 110 00:06:07,055 --> 00:06:11,305 from the endless caravan of immigrants. 111 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:13,721 All right. You guys should get going, huh? 112 00:06:13,805 --> 00:06:15,305 Come on. You don't want to be late 113 00:06:15,389 --> 00:06:16,930 for your first day of public school. 114 00:06:17,013 --> 00:06:18,514 That's the one thing they care about. 115 00:06:18,597 --> 00:06:19,888 Oh, wait. 116 00:06:22,055 --> 00:06:23,680 Oh. 117 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:24,888 There. 118 00:06:24,971 --> 00:06:26,888 Later. 119 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:30,347 Hey, buddy, Liam, might want to lose the tie. 120 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:32,514 No? Okay. 121 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,846 We're making sandwiches now, Pops? 122 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:40,971 You think that's weird? 123 00:07:13,805 --> 00:07:15,555 Here you go, Miss Riley. 124 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:19,472 I can assure you, there was no suffering. 125 00:07:19,555 --> 00:07:22,222 Bless you, sweet boy. 126 00:07:22,305 --> 00:07:23,721 Sparky's in a better place. 127 00:07:23,805 --> 00:07:24,805 Mm. 128 00:07:44,222 --> 00:07:45,514 We done? 129 00:07:45,597 --> 00:07:49,055 Ta-da! What do you think? 130 00:07:49,138 --> 00:07:51,180 It's an empty lot. 131 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:54,263 Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me. 132 00:07:54,347 --> 00:07:56,055 But it's not about what it looks like now. 133 00:07:56,138 --> 00:07:57,930 It's about what it's gonna be. 134 00:07:58,013 --> 00:07:59,597 You're looking at the future site 135 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,680 of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two. 136 00:08:01,763 --> 00:08:03,930 It's nice, huh? 137 00:08:04,013 --> 00:08:05,763 Hm. 138 00:08:05,846 --> 00:08:07,430 "Hm"? What is "hm"? 139 00:08:07,514 --> 00:08:09,514 Well, just seems like they could've put 140 00:08:09,597 --> 00:08:11,156 a bit more money into the architecture, 141 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,805 you know? 142 00:08:12,888 --> 00:08:14,639 Well, they're going for a 143 00:08:14,721 --> 00:08:16,055 really simple, practical, 144 00:08:16,138 --> 00:08:18,305 kind of European vibe. I love it. 145 00:08:18,389 --> 00:08:20,138 Yeah, well, it's definitely practical. 146 00:08:20,222 --> 00:08:21,902 Is this the thing Whitford sucked you into? 147 00:08:23,597 --> 00:08:25,222 Whitford didn't suck me into anything. 148 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,013 I invested in a limited partnership. 149 00:08:27,097 --> 00:08:28,721 So Max Whitford 150 00:08:28,805 --> 00:08:30,097 makes all the decisions? 151 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:31,472 The general partner does, yes. 152 00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:34,305 It's an LLC, which means my liability is limited, 153 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,430 so I can't get sued by some junkie roofer. 154 00:08:36,514 --> 00:08:38,239 Ah, so you can only lose all your investment, 155 00:08:38,263 --> 00:08:41,138 - which was how much again? - 100,000. 156 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:44,721 - 100,000? - Mm-hm. 157 00:08:44,805 --> 00:08:46,305 - Dollars? - With a 30% return 158 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:47,763 expected in less than a year. 159 00:08:47,846 --> 00:08:49,763 Come on. Still got 12 blocks to go. 160 00:08:51,222 --> 00:08:53,639 Christ. Seriously? 161 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,347 Don't worry, Sparky. 162 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:00,305 I'm gonna be with you here till the end. 163 00:09:04,222 --> 00:09:06,389 "Pablo would like to play and run. 164 00:09:06,472 --> 00:09:09,305 He'd spend his day in the bright, warm sun." 165 00:09:20,222 --> 00:09:22,097 Hey. Morning. 166 00:09:22,492 --> 00:09:25,065 Sorry. The meeting's done already? 167 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:28,097 - Uh, they're just getting started... there you go. - Hey, man. 168 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:30,389 Thanks for letting me call you at 2:00 a.m. 169 00:09:30,472 --> 00:09:32,305 Yeah, that's what sponsors are for, you know? 170 00:09:32,389 --> 00:09:35,971 Could I get you to sign my court sheet? 171 00:09:36,055 --> 00:09:38,514 Yeah, look, you gotta be on time, though, all right? 172 00:09:38,597 --> 00:09:40,680 I don't sign for short-timers. 173 00:09:40,763 --> 00:09:41,680 Sorry. 174 00:09:41,763 --> 00:09:42,971 It's all right. 175 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:51,514 Hello? 176 00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:54,930 Shit. Is she okay? 177 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:57,680 Yeah. All right, okay. 178 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,490 Yeah, I'll be right there. Yo, I gotta go, all right? 179 00:09:59,514 --> 00:10:01,180 My kid's in the emergency room. 180 00:10:01,263 --> 00:10:03,013 You have a kid? 181 00:10:04,514 --> 00:10:05,680 We need more dicks. 182 00:10:05,763 --> 00:10:07,846 I know! 183 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:09,573 So I know these women in my trade school welding class. 184 00:10:09,597 --> 00:10:11,846 - I think they can help. - Mm, cool. 185 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,697 You know if you mouth the words "olive juice," 186 00:10:13,721 --> 00:10:15,031 it looks like you're saying "I love you"? 187 00:10:15,055 --> 00:10:17,180 - What? - Watch. 188 00:10:21,097 --> 00:10:23,347 Oh, my God. It totally does. 189 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:24,971 Right? 190 00:10:25,055 --> 00:10:26,406 Yeah, I don't have many straight friends. 191 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,347 I kind of like this. 192 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:31,180 Me too. I like having a gay friend. 193 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,222 How old were you when you realized you were gay? 194 00:10:34,305 --> 00:10:36,013 Uh, the second they slapped my ass 195 00:10:36,097 --> 00:10:37,347 and cut the umbilical cord. 196 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:38,888 Okay. 197 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,763 Oh, shit. Look. 198 00:10:41,846 --> 00:10:43,222 Luh-luh-look. 199 00:10:46,305 --> 00:10:48,055 I love it. 200 00:10:49,263 --> 00:10:50,514 Hey. 201 00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:02,430 What the hell? 202 00:11:02,514 --> 00:11:05,305 They made a list of the rapiest bars 203 00:11:05,389 --> 00:11:07,721 in the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 204 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:09,305 I haven't raped anybody in here. 205 00:11:09,389 --> 00:11:11,389 No one's ever raped anyone in here! 206 00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:13,632 At least not in the inside. Out in the alleyway, maybe. 207 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,239 But I knew people thought The Alibi was shitty, 208 00:11:15,263 --> 00:11:16,680 but now they think we're rapey? 209 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,430 - Who says we're rapey? - Some stupid article. 210 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:21,930 Give it to me. Who wrote it? 211 00:11:22,013 --> 00:11:23,805 Bethany Pickford-Watson. 212 00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:26,389 Of course she has two last names. 213 00:11:26,472 --> 00:11:28,347 Does she look familiar to you? 214 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:29,846 - Oh, probably some lesbo. - No. No. 215 00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,615 - I'd hit that for sure. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 216 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:33,888 "They even pay black prostitutes 217 00:11:33,971 --> 00:11:35,697 with fake boobs to walk around in short skirts." 218 00:11:35,721 --> 00:11:36,846 I'ma kill that bitch. 219 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,055 This is so unfair. 220 00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:39,555 I mean, look around. 221 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:42,055 W-w-what's so rapey about this place, anyway? 222 00:11:50,623 --> 00:11:51,873 _ 223 00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:53,701 _ 224 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:57,631 _ 225 00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:01,490 I don't know, V. Maybe this place 226 00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:03,305 - is a little rapey. - You think? 227 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,097 Craig has his dick out right now. 228 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,888 Craig! Damn it, man! 229 00:12:06,971 --> 00:12:08,263 Ball bag was hot. 230 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,888 Just a little pop quiz 231 00:12:12,971 --> 00:12:15,180 to see how your weekend was. 232 00:12:15,263 --> 00:12:18,305 Just kidding. It's actually ten questions 233 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,555 to see if you remember how to diagram a sentence. 234 00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:26,305 Liam. 235 00:12:26,389 --> 00:12:27,846 Since this is your first day, 236 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,846 I don't expect you to know any of this. 237 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,472 Just do the best you can. 238 00:12:31,555 --> 00:12:34,097 Begin. 239 00:12:36,263 --> 00:12:38,055 Psst. 240 00:12:38,138 --> 00:12:40,305 Psst, hey. 241 00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:01,888 Greetings, fellow men of leisure! 242 00:13:01,971 --> 00:13:04,222 I brought free shit for ya, 243 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,347 so wear it with pride. 244 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:09,055 I got hats. Here you go. 245 00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:10,930 Hats for everyone. 246 00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:13,055 V, can I get a little, um... 247 00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:14,805 What else have I got? Oh! 248 00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:16,180 T-shirts. Check these out. 249 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,805 Pass 'em down there. 250 00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:19,846 These are cool. One size fits all. 251 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:23,263 What else do I have? Bumper stickers. 252 00:13:23,347 --> 00:13:25,305 Here, pass those down, would you? 253 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:28,597 And, of course, it wouldn't be a political campaign 254 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,430 without buttons. 255 00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:33,888 Thank you, V. 256 00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:35,550 _ 257 00:13:35,721 --> 00:13:38,222 "Mo White: Mo Better." 258 00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:39,930 You know that's racist, right? 259 00:13:40,013 --> 00:13:42,680 And, needless to say, 260 00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:45,180 your political contributions are welcome 261 00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:47,514 and most appreciated. 262 00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,930 Are you joking me? 263 00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:52,430 Need I remind you, gentlemen and lady, 264 00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:54,180 what is at stake here? 265 00:13:54,263 --> 00:13:56,930 No one is protecting us. 266 00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:59,222 Mo White is our only hope. 267 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,514 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 268 00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:04,222 Of course it's about the money, Tommy! 269 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:08,389 Contributions are the lifeblood of a political campaign. 270 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,389 Do you really think the Ruiz or Wyman campaign 271 00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:13,680 gives a shit about us? 272 00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,305 Hell, no! 273 00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,013 They're too busy whining 274 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:21,097 about equality and cultural heritage. 275 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,763 They're not even from the South Side! 276 00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:26,930 And I don't know that they were 277 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,138 born in this country. 278 00:14:28,222 --> 00:14:30,514 Ruiz? 279 00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:33,514 The hell kind of a name is that? 280 00:14:33,597 --> 00:14:35,971 I'd like to see that birth certificate. 281 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:45,680 Mo White will fight for the things we care about. 282 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,888 Thank you, man. Thank you. Gentlemen? 283 00:14:52,971 --> 00:14:54,639 Come on, guys. Let's do this. 284 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:56,472 I know. It's a bitter pill. 285 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:59,430 We gotta do it for our own good. 286 00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:01,680 Here you go. There you go. 287 00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:04,013 Don't look at me like that. Come on. Come on. 288 00:15:04,097 --> 00:15:06,180 - Guys, come on. - Come on. South Side! 289 00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:07,347 It's important. 290 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,680 Fine. 291 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:12,305 I'm not even gonna ask. 292 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:15,263 If you will excuse me... 293 00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:18,846 I got some winnin' to do. 294 00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:22,888 Make sure you vote! 295 00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:26,555 I still can't believe you invested 296 00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:28,555 $100,000 in a vacant lot. 297 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:30,514 Yep. Signing the papers tonight, 298 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,514 and then we're gonna flip it quick. 299 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:35,971 Ah, I'm meeting him at 7:00. 300 00:15:36,055 --> 00:15:38,347 Does Whitford even know about me? 301 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,055 Huh? 302 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:42,555 Does he know about me, that we're together? 303 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,721 Yeah, we talked about you. 304 00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,639 Hm. 305 00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,888 Who are you selling it to? 306 00:15:48,971 --> 00:15:50,763 Sunset Brook. 307 00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:52,514 They're in negotiations to buy the land. 308 00:15:52,597 --> 00:15:53,472 Hi! 309 00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,347 So the deal isn't done yet? 310 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:56,790 Why are you shitting on my parade? 311 00:15:56,846 --> 00:15:58,763 Just because you don't think it's a good idea 312 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:00,486 doesn't mean you gotta be a dick about it. 313 00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:02,472 I'm not trying to be a dick. 314 00:16:02,555 --> 00:16:06,305 I'm just saying that it might be... 315 00:16:06,389 --> 00:16:08,013 I thought we were gonna eat together. 316 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,947 We can't sit at the table like normal human beings? 317 00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:11,888 Yeah, but then the fries get cold. 318 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,448 - Who likes cold French fries? - Well you didn't even 319 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,263 order fries. Those are my fries. 320 00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:16,615 Well, here. You can't eat them all. 321 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,888 Thank you very much. 322 00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:23,097 Listen, for the record, I do fully support you. 323 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:26,222 Phase two is... is gonna be great. 324 00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:27,864 Well, don't just say it 'cause you think 325 00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:29,156 it's what I want to hear. Be honest. 326 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,448 I was being honest, and then you told me 327 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:31,930 I was shitting all over your parade. 328 00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:33,680 Can I have my cheeseburger, please? 329 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:34,805 Yeah. 330 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,389 Thank you. 331 00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:38,846 I'll be at the table. 332 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:39,971 Mm-hm. 333 00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:06,680 Look, I've never been to a Buddhist temple before. 334 00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:09,971 I need Shim to talk to me. 335 00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:12,721 Uh, God. To talk to me. 336 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,639 Any tips? 337 00:17:17,721 --> 00:17:20,639 Repeat. "I'm here to learn." 338 00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:22,138 I'm here to learn. 339 00:17:22,222 --> 00:17:24,013 "I take refuge 340 00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:25,389 in the Buddha." 341 00:17:25,472 --> 00:17:27,430 I take refuge in the Buddha. 342 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,763 "Until I attain enlightenment." 343 00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:32,430 Until I attain enlightenment. 344 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:41,472 Quick question. 345 00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:46,721 Once I attain enlightenment, 346 00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,597 then will Shim talk to me? 347 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,721 'Cause they did for a while. 348 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:53,721 But then, suddenly, it stopped. 349 00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:57,013 So did Shim stop talking to me, 350 00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,305 or did I stop hearing Shim? 351 00:18:08,263 --> 00:18:09,846 I got this, Ralph. 352 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,305 - You sure? - Yeah, don't worry about it. 353 00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:13,639 I'll take care of Bootsie. 354 00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:15,389 Okay. Thanks, Carl. 355 00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,347 See you tomorrow. 356 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,222 Don't worry, Bootsie. 357 00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,055 No serenity for you today. 358 00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:40,639 Get your dumb-ass tote bag out of my space! 359 00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:42,514 It's actually not a tote bag. 360 00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:43,846 It's a satchel. 361 00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,389 And who the hell starts a new school 362 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,864 with three weeks left in the school year? 363 00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:49,097 All the private schools were full. 364 00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:53,639 Fucking satchel boy. 365 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,222 I have two daughters. What kind of father am I 366 00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:04,721 if I'm also the owner of the local rapery? 367 00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:06,514 V got to you, didn't she? 368 00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:07,971 The Alibi should be a sanctuary, 369 00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:10,680 a haven where women can come, relax, 370 00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:12,389 and only get laid if they want to. 371 00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:13,656 We could all use a place where we could 372 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,389 get laid if we wanted to. 373 00:19:15,472 --> 00:19:16,531 In this day and age, you can't 374 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,263 say shit to a woman 375 00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:20,930 without her crying harassment. Hell, they'd sue 376 00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:22,721 their own reflections if they could. 377 00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,680 I'm just not gonna talk to them anymore. 378 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,097 No one talks to your ass anyway. 379 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,763 Yeah, but if they did, I wouldn't say anything. 380 00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:31,263 Creepily glaring at them is not the answer. 381 00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:33,930 Hell, I probably catcalled nine or ten women yesterday. 382 00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:35,906 - You think women like that? - I'm in construction. 383 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,430 I can't just change. Doesn't matter 384 00:19:37,514 --> 00:19:40,097 if time's up or not. If a chick walks by, 385 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,888 I instinctively grab my balls, 386 00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:43,781 and yell "Suck on this." It's just what happens. 387 00:19:43,805 --> 00:19:46,013 All right, let's start there. 388 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,930 You can't call 'em chicks anymore. 389 00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:49,472 Tail? 390 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,097 - No. - Wool? 391 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,721 No. 392 00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:53,930 Women? 393 00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:55,472 Mm, I don't think so. 394 00:19:55,555 --> 00:19:57,097 Contains the word "men." 395 00:19:59,305 --> 00:20:01,430 I got it. 396 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:03,013 Vaginal enterprises. 397 00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:06,097 Okay, I'm out. 398 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,763 Maybe we should just stick with "women." 399 00:20:07,846 --> 00:20:10,138 Oh. Some... women... 400 00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:11,805 That's better. 401 00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:14,138 Some women like to be told they're pretty. 402 00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:15,531 - Mm-hmm. - Now, how are we supposed 403 00:20:15,555 --> 00:20:16,947 to know the difference between the ones 404 00:20:16,971 --> 00:20:18,239 that like it and the ones that don't? 405 00:20:18,263 --> 00:20:20,013 Old women like being hit on. 406 00:20:20,097 --> 00:20:21,888 Maybe we should just allow the old women in. 407 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,013 - Kermit! - Why the hell 408 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,680 would we want that? 409 00:20:24,763 --> 00:20:26,472 We need a consistent standard. 410 00:20:26,555 --> 00:20:28,347 All right, here's your standard. 411 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,639 Assume you are disgusting, 412 00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:31,180 that no one wants you to touch them, 413 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,930 and they couldn't care less if you think 414 00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:35,430 they're pretty or not... There's your damn standard. 415 00:20:35,514 --> 00:20:37,514 I've never been so confused. 416 00:20:37,597 --> 00:20:39,138 The bottom line 417 00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:41,055 is that the bar can't be rapey anymore. 418 00:20:41,138 --> 00:20:43,721 If women stay away, 419 00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:45,639 bad for business. 420 00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:47,971 Plus, rapey is wrong. 421 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,639 A-and more importantly, rapey is wrong. 422 00:20:56,763 --> 00:20:58,763 What's that twirly writing? 423 00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:00,430 Cursive. 424 00:21:00,514 --> 00:21:02,514 - You know cursive. - Yes, ma'am. 425 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:04,430 Wow. 426 00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:12,680 Sorry, 'scuse me! 427 00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:14,514 Hi. Hey, I'm looking 428 00:21:14,597 --> 00:21:15,971 for a Xan, X-A-N. 429 00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:16,971 Last name? 430 00:21:17,055 --> 00:21:18,597 Um, Galvez. 431 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,472 Xan Galvez. 432 00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:23,097 Is she here? She okay? 433 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,389 And you are... 434 00:21:24,472 --> 00:21:26,180 Lip. I'm her, um... her brother. 435 00:21:32,222 --> 00:21:34,514 Sorry, don't have any record of a Xan. 436 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,805 Oh, she, uh... She has really crazy hair, 437 00:21:36,888 --> 00:21:38,430 she came in with a broken arm. 438 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,114 We had a girl come in earlier with a broken arm. 439 00:21:40,138 --> 00:21:41,514 Yeah? 440 00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:43,138 Let's see... 441 00:21:43,222 --> 00:21:45,472 - Alexandra Galvez? - Yes, that's her. 442 00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:46,822 Have a seat. We'll be with you in a minute. 443 00:21:46,846 --> 00:21:48,305 All right. 444 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:56,639 Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher, 445 00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,639 and, uh, that's Mo White. 446 00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:00,597 - He's running for Congress. - Hello. 447 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,597 And what is your name, if you don't mind my asking? 448 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,763 Evelyn. Evelyn Thomas. 449 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,263 Well, Evelyn, 450 00:22:07,347 --> 00:22:08,555 the reason we're here 451 00:22:08,639 --> 00:22:10,138 is that Mo is a 452 00:22:10,222 --> 00:22:11,846 proud South Sider, just like yourself. 453 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,389 He grew up two blocks from here, over on Halsted, 454 00:22:14,472 --> 00:22:16,430 in what is now a crack den. 455 00:22:16,514 --> 00:22:17,971 Huh? 456 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,347 And the point being, Evelyn, 457 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,347 it's time for us to take pride 458 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:25,013 in the South Side, 459 00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:27,347 and that starts with good people like you. 460 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,763 Sir, I don't give a rat's ass about the South Side. 461 00:22:29,846 --> 00:22:31,222 I don't even have a damn job. 462 00:22:32,846 --> 00:22:34,597 I don't either, 463 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,013 which is why we need Mo White in office! 464 00:22:38,097 --> 00:22:40,263 - Right, Mo? - That's right. 465 00:22:42,639 --> 00:22:44,305 Mo wants to bring the jobs 466 00:22:44,389 --> 00:22:46,971 back to the working people in the South Side, 467 00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:50,055 the people whose parents and grandparents built this city! 468 00:22:50,138 --> 00:22:53,180 Pride is what made the South Side safe 469 00:22:53,263 --> 00:22:55,055 and strong, and that all starts 470 00:22:55,138 --> 00:22:56,472 with one thing, which is what? 471 00:22:56,555 --> 00:22:57,639 A job. 472 00:22:57,721 --> 00:22:59,347 A job. Bingo. 473 00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:01,263 Would you mind if we put a sign on your yard 474 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,930 to show your support for Mo? 475 00:23:03,013 --> 00:23:05,138 Yeah, I guess that'd be okay. Sure. 476 00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:06,656 That's the South Side pride I'm talking about. 477 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,721 All right. South Side pride. 478 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,888 - You bet. - I like that. 479 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,263 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 480 00:23:11,347 --> 00:23:14,097 Oh, sorry. $10, please. 481 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:15,971 What? 482 00:23:16,055 --> 00:23:18,597 Uh, any contribution is gratefully welcome. 483 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,680 Uh, we suggest 10. 484 00:23:20,763 --> 00:23:23,430 Uh, some people are doing $20. 485 00:23:25,846 --> 00:23:27,763 Thank you, Evelyn. 486 00:23:34,222 --> 00:23:35,514 No, I got it. I got it. 487 00:23:58,263 --> 00:23:59,971 Are you awake? 488 00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:08,639 Sorry. 489 00:24:08,721 --> 00:24:10,305 Hey, um, 490 00:24:10,389 --> 00:24:13,805 have you achieved enlightenment here before? 491 00:24:13,888 --> 00:24:16,305 I'm just... I'm not really getting anything. 492 00:24:18,514 --> 00:24:20,097 Okay, uh, rough estimate, 493 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:21,846 how long does it normally take? 494 00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:24,222 For Buddha, it took one night. 495 00:24:24,305 --> 00:24:25,597 Well, that's not that bad. 496 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,305 After ages and lives of meditation. 497 00:24:28,389 --> 00:24:30,389 Right, okay. 498 00:24:30,472 --> 00:24:32,389 I don't have that kind of time. 499 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,305 I'm sorry. 500 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,013 Uh, namaste. 501 00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:25,555 Hey. 502 00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,389 Hey. 503 00:25:40,263 --> 00:25:42,639 Hey, you okay? What the hell happened to you? 504 00:25:42,721 --> 00:25:44,097 Fell off the jungle gym. 505 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,263 Made it to the top, though. 506 00:25:45,347 --> 00:25:46,763 Good job. 507 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,138 Does that hurt? 508 00:25:48,222 --> 00:25:49,721 - A little. - Hi. 509 00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:50,989 - Are you the father? - Ah, no. 510 00:25:51,013 --> 00:25:53,721 Uh, no, no, I'm the, uh, brother. 511 00:25:53,805 --> 00:25:56,846 My dad's a drunk, and my mom disappeared. 512 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,763 Are you the guardian? 513 00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:00,805 No, not exactly. 514 00:26:00,888 --> 00:26:04,180 Okay, well, we'll get her over to X-ray and set the arm. 515 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,721 - Okay. - And we can only release her 516 00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:07,763 to a parent or legal guardian. Okay, sweetie. 517 00:26:07,846 --> 00:26:09,472 Okay. 518 00:26:11,555 --> 00:26:13,305 Right back this way. 519 00:26:18,055 --> 00:26:19,680 Hey, V. Shot of Jaeger? 520 00:26:19,763 --> 00:26:21,138 Hey, Carl. No way. 521 00:26:21,222 --> 00:26:22,138 What, I can die for our country 522 00:26:22,222 --> 00:26:23,680 but can't get a simple liquor 523 00:26:23,763 --> 00:26:25,389 - till I'm 21? - It's an incentive. 524 00:26:25,472 --> 00:26:27,222 You don't die, you get to drink. 525 00:26:27,305 --> 00:26:29,573 But you're not gonna stay alive in the South Side for long 526 00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:31,073 if you keep carrying that little poodle around. 527 00:26:31,097 --> 00:26:32,930 It's a Yorkie, and he has cancer. 528 00:26:33,013 --> 00:26:35,305 Probably only a few days left to live. 529 00:26:36,472 --> 00:26:39,389 - For the dog, not you. - Thank you. 530 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,888 Whatcha doing with a cancer dog, anyway? 531 00:26:41,971 --> 00:26:43,490 Community service. Need it to get into. 532 00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:45,846 - West Point. - You're going to West Point? 533 00:26:45,930 --> 00:26:48,222 Want to, but it'll probably never happen. 534 00:26:48,305 --> 00:26:49,697 Went to Congressman Ubberman's office, 535 00:26:49,721 --> 00:26:51,055 see if he could recommend me, 536 00:26:51,138 --> 00:26:52,805 but I couldn't even get an appointment. 537 00:26:52,888 --> 00:26:54,763 Ubberman. He's a congressman? 538 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:55,846 You know him? 539 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:56,971 White guy? Red face? 540 00:26:57,055 --> 00:26:58,138 - Sweaty? - Yeah. 541 00:26:58,222 --> 00:27:00,055 I'll be damned! 542 00:27:00,138 --> 00:27:03,639 Hey, babe, did you know that Wubby's a congressman? 543 00:27:03,721 --> 00:27:05,138 Seriously? 544 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:06,971 When I was a dominatrix, 545 00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:08,389 he was one of my regulars. 546 00:27:08,472 --> 00:27:10,389 Dude used to like me to whip him 547 00:27:10,472 --> 00:27:13,347 - and call him Wubby. - And now he's a congressman. 548 00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:14,805 Do you still whip him? 549 00:27:14,888 --> 00:27:16,763 Ah, I retired years ago. 550 00:27:16,846 --> 00:27:19,013 Leather underwear is not too good for my lady parts. 551 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,763 Would you ever think about coming out of retirement? 552 00:27:21,846 --> 00:27:23,305 - Never. - Even if it meant giving 553 00:27:23,389 --> 00:27:24,263 an underprivileged South Side kid 554 00:27:24,347 --> 00:27:26,472 a chance at achieving his dream? 555 00:27:26,555 --> 00:27:28,930 S&M is not like riding a bike, Carl. 556 00:27:29,013 --> 00:27:30,930 You can't just strap on a pair of stilettos, 557 00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:32,114 pop a ball gag in someone's mouth, 558 00:27:32,138 --> 00:27:33,472 and start to whipping them. 559 00:27:33,555 --> 00:27:35,389 That is not how you ride a bike. 560 00:27:35,472 --> 00:27:37,639 I mean, that's okay. Who's gonna let 561 00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:40,389 a poor South Side kid become an officer, anyway? 562 00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:43,055 I'll just enlist, embrace the suck, 563 00:27:43,138 --> 00:27:46,180 retire an old, disabled, sad alcoholic. 564 00:27:46,263 --> 00:27:48,138 Maybe they'll let me teach high school ROTC 565 00:27:48,222 --> 00:27:50,430 from my wheelchair if I'm lucky. 566 00:27:50,514 --> 00:27:53,305 Come on, Bootsie. I know you gotta eat. 567 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,263 Hello. I'm afraid you just missed 568 00:28:20,347 --> 00:28:21,721 the Chabot morning service. 569 00:28:21,805 --> 00:28:23,347 Oh, actually, I was just, uh, 570 00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:24,888 looking for some answers. 571 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,347 I'm the rabbi. What's the question? 572 00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:29,472 If a religion or a movement 573 00:28:29,555 --> 00:28:31,888 makes the world a better place, does it matter 574 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,114 if it goes in a different direction 575 00:28:33,138 --> 00:28:34,846 than originally intended? 576 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,739 Well, you pretty much just summed up every religion. 577 00:28:36,763 --> 00:28:39,680 A better question might be "What is God's will?" 578 00:28:39,763 --> 00:28:41,971 That's exactly what I want to know. 579 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,971 - Does God speak to you? - I pray to God, yeah, 580 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,430 but in the Jewish faith, 581 00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:46,906 we believe that the five books of the Torah 582 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:48,055 are the word of God. 583 00:28:48,138 --> 00:28:49,347 Kind of like the Bible. 584 00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:51,180 Mm, just the first part. 585 00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:54,763 Yeah, I read it. So... God did speak to someone? 586 00:28:54,846 --> 00:28:56,013 To Moses, and Moses... 587 00:28:56,097 --> 00:28:57,555 wrote it down. 588 00:28:57,639 --> 00:29:00,180 But he spoke to him, with words? 589 00:29:00,263 --> 00:29:02,888 Mm-hm, but only to Moses. 590 00:29:02,971 --> 00:29:05,555 No one else, ever? 591 00:29:05,639 --> 00:29:08,763 Not with words. He did set a bush on fire once. 592 00:29:08,846 --> 00:29:11,721 What is it with religions and setting things on fire? 593 00:29:27,721 --> 00:29:29,013 Hey. 594 00:29:29,097 --> 00:29:30,305 'Sup, nerd? 595 00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:32,055 Got a deal for you. 596 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,013 - Vikes? - What? 597 00:29:34,097 --> 00:29:35,930 No. See that girl over there? 598 00:29:38,555 --> 00:29:40,763 Cracker Girl? What about her? 599 00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:42,846 She wants to kill me, 600 00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:44,514 so what I was thinking 601 00:29:44,597 --> 00:29:46,180 what if I help you get better grades? 602 00:29:46,263 --> 00:29:48,472 Like, with homework and stuff? 603 00:29:48,555 --> 00:29:50,180 For free? 604 00:29:50,263 --> 00:29:52,971 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 605 00:29:54,721 --> 00:29:57,930 I am failing the shit out of this class. 606 00:29:58,013 --> 00:30:00,097 Okay, deal. 607 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:01,389 Name's Todd. 608 00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:03,013 Liam. 609 00:30:09,263 --> 00:30:10,263 Yes? 610 00:30:10,347 --> 00:30:12,180 Oh, wrong house. Sorry. 611 00:30:12,263 --> 00:30:14,597 Whoa, hold on a second. Hold on a second. 612 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,222 Uh, 613 00:30:16,305 --> 00:30:17,763 you a Wyman supporter? 614 00:30:17,846 --> 00:30:19,430 I am. 615 00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,971 Mo White. And you are? 616 00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:23,639 Dee Sanders. 617 00:30:23,721 --> 00:30:25,597 Well, Dee, it is a pleasure to meet you. 618 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,763 Look, I know Wyman is an African-American, 619 00:30:28,846 --> 00:30:30,430 but is that why you're voting for her? 620 00:30:30,514 --> 00:30:32,347 Absolutely. I always do. 621 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:35,514 And that is terrific, unless... 622 00:30:35,597 --> 00:30:37,805 you want your street repaved. 623 00:30:37,888 --> 00:30:39,930 Look at these potholes, Dee. 624 00:30:40,013 --> 00:30:41,930 Wyman's been in Congress for ten years. 625 00:30:42,013 --> 00:30:43,597 You still have potholes. 626 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,013 We need to repair our infrastructure. 627 00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:50,430 The South Side was the crown jewel of Chicago: 628 00:30:50,514 --> 00:30:52,389 Clean, safe parks where families 629 00:30:52,472 --> 00:30:55,430 and friends could picnic and unwind. 630 00:30:55,514 --> 00:30:58,305 We were a community. We looked out for each other. 631 00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:00,721 We... we were a family. 632 00:31:00,805 --> 00:31:02,555 Now, 633 00:31:02,639 --> 00:31:04,597 it's a liquor store on every corner, 634 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,389 graffiti on every sign. 635 00:31:06,472 --> 00:31:08,680 Yeah, it's just sad. 636 00:31:08,763 --> 00:31:11,305 My question to you is, 637 00:31:11,389 --> 00:31:12,721 will a Martin Luther King 638 00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:15,639 African Arts Center fix that? 639 00:31:15,721 --> 00:31:17,888 We could use that money to repave your street, 640 00:31:17,971 --> 00:31:21,138 clean our parks, make the South Side proud again, 641 00:31:21,222 --> 00:31:23,180 and that's why I'm running for Congress, Dee. 642 00:31:23,263 --> 00:31:25,680 South Side pride. 643 00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:28,805 And I'd really appreciate your vote, Dee. 644 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,013 South Side pride. 645 00:31:32,097 --> 00:31:34,222 Help me make it happen. 646 00:31:43,263 --> 00:31:45,055 I'm Mo White. 647 00:31:45,138 --> 00:31:46,573 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White! 648 00:31:46,597 --> 00:31:49,013 - Mo White. - Mo White. Mo White. 649 00:31:49,097 --> 00:31:51,597 We'd like to put a sign in your yard. 650 00:31:56,805 --> 00:31:58,597 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White. 651 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,680 Mo White. You're not gonna find him on the ballot. 652 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,055 Look what we've got for you. 653 00:32:05,888 --> 00:32:07,680 Ah. 654 00:32:07,763 --> 00:32:08,971 Want a hat, too? 655 00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:22,389 - That looks good. - Yeah. 656 00:32:28,222 --> 00:32:30,472 Ugh, too sexy. 657 00:32:30,555 --> 00:32:32,097 That's nice. 658 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,263 Ah, think it's too casual. 659 00:32:36,639 --> 00:32:38,138 God, that's boring. Is that even mine? 660 00:32:38,222 --> 00:32:39,930 Ugh! 661 00:32:42,013 --> 00:32:44,597 No. No. 662 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,555 Fuck. What the hell do you wear 663 00:32:47,639 --> 00:32:50,472 to a 7:00 business meeting at a hotel bar? 664 00:32:50,555 --> 00:32:52,389 - It's in a bar? - Uh-huh. 665 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,180 Where? 666 00:32:57,055 --> 00:32:58,971 Just gonna be you and Max, 667 00:32:59,055 --> 00:33:00,930 or will there be other people there? 668 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,430 Yeah, it's me and Max 669 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,222 at a bar, signing papers. 670 00:33:04,305 --> 00:33:05,763 Super exciting. 671 00:33:05,846 --> 00:33:07,347 Can I tag along? 672 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:08,680 No. 673 00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:13,389 It'll make me look weak if you're there. 674 00:33:13,472 --> 00:33:15,846 Like, "Hi, I'm just a stupid woman. 675 00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:20,180 I can't sign a document myself, so I brought along some dude." 676 00:33:21,971 --> 00:33:23,597 - Some dude? - You know what I mean. 677 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,930 No, I don't know what you mean. 678 00:33:25,013 --> 00:33:27,430 I don't know what the fuck we are. 679 00:33:27,514 --> 00:33:30,222 So now you want a relationship? What the fuck? 680 00:33:30,305 --> 00:33:32,763 I was asking you how you feel about us... normal question. 681 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,430 Why are we having this conversation now? 682 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,263 Do you not trust me? 683 00:33:37,347 --> 00:33:39,721 I trust you. I just... 684 00:33:39,805 --> 00:33:41,805 I don't trust Whitford. 685 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:43,555 So you're jealous? 686 00:33:43,639 --> 00:33:46,222 Yeah, I'm fucking jealous. Yeah. 687 00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:49,263 You happy? 688 00:33:49,347 --> 00:33:52,138 I'm doing a business deal with Max. 689 00:33:52,222 --> 00:33:54,430 We're going to communicate. We're going to text. 690 00:33:54,514 --> 00:33:56,930 We're gonna have meetings. 691 00:33:57,013 --> 00:34:00,389 If that makes you jealous, I'm sorry. 692 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:04,305 But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna sleep with him. 693 00:34:04,389 --> 00:34:07,305 What it does mean 694 00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:09,805 is that I need new fucking clothes. 695 00:34:24,305 --> 00:34:25,430 Ugh. 696 00:34:25,514 --> 00:34:27,639 No way I'ma be able to get 697 00:34:27,721 --> 00:34:28,846 my post-baby feet in these. 698 00:34:30,888 --> 00:34:33,472 Whew! I should put those in the dry cleaner. 699 00:34:37,763 --> 00:34:39,222 Hello, old friend. 700 00:34:48,846 --> 00:34:50,639 Sorry, dude. I got here 701 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:53,097 as quick as I could. Is she all right? 702 00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,888 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a broken arm, 703 00:34:54,971 --> 00:34:56,448 but she's fine. Look, I need you to be her dad. 704 00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:58,263 What? 705 00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,763 They'll only release her to a parent or a guardian, 706 00:35:00,846 --> 00:35:02,430 so I need you to pretend to be her dad. 707 00:35:02,514 --> 00:35:06,138 - Also, you're a drunk. - I'm not doing that. 708 00:35:06,222 --> 00:35:07,763 Brad, come on, help me out here. 709 00:35:07,846 --> 00:35:09,472 So you want me to impersonate her father? 710 00:35:09,555 --> 00:35:10,930 Yeah, and sign some paperwork, 711 00:35:11,013 --> 00:35:12,156 but I already filled out most of it. 712 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,639 Well, why can't you do it? 713 00:35:13,721 --> 00:35:15,180 I'm not old enough to be her dad, 714 00:35:15,263 --> 00:35:16,947 and plus, I already told them I was her brother. 715 00:35:16,971 --> 00:35:18,680 So I'm your father, too? 716 00:35:18,763 --> 00:35:20,680 Yeah. Father, stepfather, whatever. 717 00:35:20,763 --> 00:35:22,263 I'm not old enough to be your father! 718 00:35:22,347 --> 00:35:23,680 Yeah, but you look old. 719 00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:25,805 Dude, I'm married now. 720 00:35:25,888 --> 00:35:27,597 Okay, I just got my shit together. 721 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,263 No way am I getting sucked 722 00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:31,555 into your weirdo Gallagher vortex. 723 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:32,719 What the fuck? Brad, please. 724 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:34,114 Look, if I don't get her out of here, 725 00:35:34,138 --> 00:35:35,721 they're gonna call DCFS. 726 00:35:35,805 --> 00:35:37,323 You can't just walk into an emergency room 727 00:35:37,347 --> 00:35:38,430 and pretend to be 728 00:35:38,514 --> 00:35:40,763 - some kid's da... - Shh! 729 00:35:40,846 --> 00:35:43,180 This is the universe telling you 730 00:35:43,263 --> 00:35:46,389 to do the right thing. What if Xan was seriously hurt? 731 00:35:46,472 --> 00:35:48,763 You ever think about that? You're not her parent. 732 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:50,680 You wouldn't be able to help her. 733 00:35:50,763 --> 00:35:52,263 - Look, Brad... - Sorry, dude. 734 00:35:52,347 --> 00:35:53,721 Brad. 735 00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:59,097 Was that the father? 736 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:00,222 Yeah. 737 00:36:00,305 --> 00:36:02,055 There he goes. 738 00:36:02,138 --> 00:36:04,305 Mr. Reliable. 739 00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:10,347 God, this feels good! 740 00:36:10,430 --> 00:36:12,805 We're doing important work here, Frank! 741 00:36:12,888 --> 00:36:15,263 South Side loves you. We're doing great. 742 00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:17,097 And I love the South Side. 743 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:19,597 You know, the least I could do is help these people 744 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,305 remember what our neighborhood stands for, huh? 745 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,597 Mo White is back! 746 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,222 Oh! Oh. 747 00:36:26,305 --> 00:36:27,389 What happened? 748 00:36:27,472 --> 00:36:28,347 Uh, uh, nothing, nothing. 749 00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:29,721 You sure? 750 00:36:29,805 --> 00:36:31,639 Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine. 751 00:36:31,721 --> 00:36:33,846 Oh! 752 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:36,180 Oh, geez. L-le-le-let's go this way. 753 00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:38,805 What the hell is happening? Are you all right? 754 00:36:38,888 --> 00:36:40,472 Never better. Never better. 755 00:36:40,555 --> 00:36:42,013 Are you in pain? 756 00:36:42,097 --> 00:36:43,888 Mo, I'm your campaign manager. 757 00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:45,721 If you've got a health condition, 758 00:36:45,805 --> 00:36:46,930 you gotta tell me about it. 759 00:36:47,013 --> 00:36:48,389 I don't have a health condition! 760 00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,347 I just have to watch where I walk. 761 00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:52,721 That's all. Hey, is... is, uh, 762 00:36:52,805 --> 00:36:54,514 is there a school nearby? 763 00:36:54,597 --> 00:36:57,180 Why? 764 00:36:59,222 --> 00:37:00,639 Ankle bracelet. Whenever I get 765 00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:03,055 within 100 yards of a school, 766 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,097 - I get this little shock. - What? 767 00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:07,222 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 768 00:37:07,305 --> 00:37:09,222 that shocks you when you get near a school? 769 00:37:09,305 --> 00:37:11,055 It was years ago. She told me 770 00:37:11,138 --> 00:37:12,763 she was 18, but... 771 00:37:12,846 --> 00:37:15,180 But? But what, Mo? 772 00:37:15,263 --> 00:37:17,180 - She wasn't. - What? 773 00:37:17,263 --> 00:37:18,763 Look, we were in love. 774 00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:20,389 We were together for five years. 775 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:21,805 She left me! 776 00:37:21,888 --> 00:37:23,222 On her 20th birthday. 777 00:37:23,305 --> 00:37:24,555 Oh, so she was 15. 778 00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:27,347 Frank, will you calm down? 779 00:37:27,430 --> 00:37:29,180 I paid my dues. 780 00:37:29,263 --> 00:37:30,680 Well, then why do you have to wear 781 00:37:30,763 --> 00:37:31,930 a fucking ankle bracelet? 782 00:37:32,013 --> 00:37:33,323 It's only for another six months, 783 00:37:33,347 --> 00:37:34,763 until... 784 00:37:34,846 --> 00:37:37,347 Until I'm off parole. 785 00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:38,763 Huh? Frank, listen. 786 00:37:38,846 --> 00:37:40,971 Don't give up on me. 787 00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:43,472 These people... huh? 788 00:37:43,555 --> 00:37:45,514 They need me. 789 00:38:05,555 --> 00:38:07,430 Hi. My name is Tyrell. 790 00:38:20,763 --> 00:38:22,055 What the hell is this? 791 00:38:22,138 --> 00:38:24,138 This is a consent form. 792 00:38:24,222 --> 00:38:27,347 From now on, any woman you want to harass 793 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,805 has to give her written consent 794 00:38:29,888 --> 00:38:31,721 before you're allowed to bother her. 795 00:38:31,805 --> 00:38:33,846 No woman's gonna sign this unless she's hammered. 796 00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:35,888 She has to be sober. 797 00:38:35,971 --> 00:38:38,180 I'm never, ever getting laid again. 798 00:38:38,263 --> 00:38:40,971 Did you ever think you were? 799 00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:43,680 Also, The Alibi will no longer be serving 800 00:38:43,763 --> 00:38:45,846 any drink called Sex on the Beach. 801 00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:48,472 It will only be known as "The Beach." 802 00:38:48,555 --> 00:38:50,639 What is this, Acapulco? Nobody drinks those. 803 00:38:50,721 --> 00:38:52,013 Women do. 804 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,846 TV-wise, while we'll still be showing 805 00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:56,180 the White Sox games, we're gonna be introducing 806 00:38:56,263 --> 00:38:58,347 some alternative programming for the ladies. 807 00:38:58,430 --> 00:39:00,514 - Like what? - Cooking shows? 808 00:39:00,597 --> 00:39:01,597 Ellen? 809 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,263 This is Us. 810 00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,389 Let's not get carried away, Kermit. 811 00:39:05,472 --> 00:39:06,680 What? 812 00:39:21,805 --> 00:39:24,347 Got it on eBay for $21. 813 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,138 Really? 814 00:39:26,222 --> 00:39:27,430 No. That thing's, like, 815 00:39:27,514 --> 00:39:29,222 300 years old. 816 00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:31,805 You thinking about converting? 817 00:39:31,888 --> 00:39:33,472 What? 818 00:39:33,555 --> 00:39:34,595 You're wearing a yarmulke. 819 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:37,514 Ah, uh, y... no. 820 00:39:37,597 --> 00:39:40,138 Just, uh, looking around. 821 00:39:40,222 --> 00:39:42,721 Well, let me know if you see anything you like. 822 00:39:44,805 --> 00:39:47,138 Wait. 823 00:39:47,222 --> 00:39:49,971 Do you know what God wants us to do next? 824 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,888 - I have a pretty good idea. - You do? 825 00:39:51,971 --> 00:39:53,263 How? Did God talk to you? 826 00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:55,639 No. 827 00:39:55,721 --> 00:39:57,180 Someone's gotta have answers. 828 00:39:57,263 --> 00:40:00,222 It's called the Bible. Read it. 829 00:40:00,305 --> 00:40:02,347 This stuff's been figured out since day one. 830 00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:03,763 Day 39. Whatever. 831 00:40:03,846 --> 00:40:05,846 Whenever Eve ate that apple. 832 00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:07,597 You really believe there was an Eve? 833 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,180 Don't overthink it. 834 00:40:09,263 --> 00:40:11,013 You want to know what God wants you to do? 835 00:40:11,097 --> 00:40:13,097 Start with the Ten Commandments. 836 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:15,472 They're commandments. 837 00:40:20,347 --> 00:40:21,389 Okay. 838 00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:22,925 _ 839 00:40:23,138 --> 00:40:26,472 Greetings, Mo White supporters. Hey, Kev, 840 00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:29,013 couple of cold ones for your future congressman 841 00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:32,013 and his loyal campaign manager. 842 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,888 And two whiskey chasers, please. 843 00:40:34,971 --> 00:40:38,263 Gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. 844 00:40:38,347 --> 00:40:40,389 The fact that you might want me 845 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:42,305 - as your congressman again... - Kev! 846 00:40:42,389 --> 00:40:43,971 That means a lot. 847 00:40:44,055 --> 00:40:47,180 I would like to clear my existing tab, 848 00:40:47,263 --> 00:40:50,472 and here's a hundie for the next one. 849 00:40:50,555 --> 00:40:51,639 Thank you, my good man. 850 00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:53,680 Thank you, Frank. 851 00:40:53,763 --> 00:40:56,138 And nobody understands the people of the South Side 852 00:40:56,222 --> 00:40:58,555 - better than Mo White. - That's right. 853 00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:00,222 - You want better jobs! - Yeah. 854 00:41:00,305 --> 00:41:01,930 - You want safer streets. - Yeah. 855 00:41:02,013 --> 00:41:03,597 You want more affordable housing. 856 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,055 - Yeah. - Well, then, 857 00:41:05,138 --> 00:41:08,055 I humbly, humbly, ask for your vote. 858 00:41:08,138 --> 00:41:09,263 Cheers. 859 00:41:09,347 --> 00:41:11,347 Another round! 860 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,263 And, uh, you are? 861 00:41:16,347 --> 00:41:19,263 If I could just have you sign this right here. 862 00:41:19,347 --> 00:41:21,347 Thank you. 863 00:41:21,430 --> 00:41:23,389 Consent form. 864 00:41:23,472 --> 00:41:25,430 Here we go. For the thousandth time, 865 00:41:25,514 --> 00:41:27,055 there was no way I could know 866 00:41:27,138 --> 00:41:28,680 that girl was only 15. 867 00:41:28,763 --> 00:41:30,222 What? 868 00:41:30,305 --> 00:41:31,930 And my relationship with Heather 869 00:41:32,013 --> 00:41:33,472 is long behind me now. 870 00:41:33,555 --> 00:41:35,763 And did you know that in China, 871 00:41:35,846 --> 00:41:38,180 the age of consent is 13? 872 00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,305 And that is a country on the rise. 873 00:41:40,389 --> 00:41:41,888 Shit. Okay, thank you, Mo. 874 00:41:41,971 --> 00:41:43,514 Thank you. Thank you so much. 875 00:41:43,597 --> 00:41:46,180 All right. We will see you at the polls. 876 00:41:46,263 --> 00:41:48,138 I remember this dude! They hiked 877 00:41:48,222 --> 00:41:49,930 the Appalachian Trail together. Said he was 878 00:41:50,013 --> 00:41:51,721 helping her get a merit badge. 879 00:41:51,805 --> 00:41:54,263 Mo left Congress to care for his dying wife. 880 00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:56,472 Mo left Congress to bang a 15-year-old. 881 00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:59,555 She said she was 18, and you should've seen her. 882 00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:02,097 Look at this, you tell me this girl looks 15, huh? 883 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,222 Jesus! She looks like she's ten. 884 00:42:04,305 --> 00:42:05,888 12, maybe. 885 00:42:05,971 --> 00:42:07,639 Okay, okay. Did Mo make a mistake? 886 00:42:07,721 --> 00:42:09,055 Yes, he did. 887 00:42:09,138 --> 00:42:11,138 But he regrets it, 888 00:42:11,222 --> 00:42:13,389 and what's more important, he paid for it. 889 00:42:13,472 --> 00:42:15,555 He went to jail. 890 00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:19,305 He's been rehabilitated. The system works. 891 00:42:19,389 --> 00:42:22,055 I think what we all have to keep in mind here 892 00:42:22,138 --> 00:42:25,055 is that Mo's a great congressman, 893 00:42:25,138 --> 00:42:28,138 and before that, he was the best football coach 894 00:42:28,222 --> 00:42:30,347 that Robert E. Lee High ever had, 895 00:42:30,430 --> 00:42:32,721 and do you know what's even more American 896 00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:34,013 than football? 897 00:42:34,097 --> 00:42:36,347 Second chances. 898 00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:38,971 Hell, this whole country was built on second chances. 899 00:42:39,055 --> 00:42:40,971 O.J. got one. 900 00:42:41,055 --> 00:42:43,180 He blew it, but he got one. 901 00:42:43,263 --> 00:42:46,180 Teddy Kennedy, the man you don't want behind the wheel 902 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,073 if you need a ride to the other end of the bridge? 903 00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:49,971 Reelected seven times. 904 00:42:50,055 --> 00:42:52,347 And admit it, we're all pulling for Tiger 905 00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:55,263 every time he walks on the course. 906 00:42:55,347 --> 00:42:58,013 My point is, we all make mistakes. 907 00:42:58,097 --> 00:43:00,805 Don't we all want a second chance? 908 00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:03,055 Man, I know I do. 909 00:43:03,138 --> 00:43:04,721 And for the South Side, 910 00:43:04,805 --> 00:43:09,555 Mo White is that second chance. 911 00:43:11,597 --> 00:43:13,347 You got my vote, Mo. 912 00:43:13,430 --> 00:43:14,639 Mo White. 913 00:43:14,721 --> 00:43:16,305 - Mo White! - Mo White! 914 00:43:16,389 --> 00:43:18,430 Mo White! Mo White! 915 00:43:18,514 --> 00:43:20,639 Mo White! Mo White! 916 00:43:20,721 --> 00:43:22,805 Mo White! Mo White! 917 00:43:22,888 --> 00:43:24,305 Mo White! Mo White! 918 00:43:24,389 --> 00:43:25,930 Another round! Let's go! 919 00:43:30,097 --> 00:43:32,430 Oh, yeah! 920 00:43:32,514 --> 00:43:34,430 I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Congressman, 921 00:43:34,514 --> 00:43:35,846 but there's a, uh... 922 00:43:35,930 --> 00:43:38,180 - Lenora. - Lenora here to see you. 923 00:43:38,263 --> 00:43:40,389 She says she has an appointment, 924 00:43:40,472 --> 00:43:42,680 but I don't have it on the calendar. 925 00:43:47,472 --> 00:43:49,472 Congressman Ubberman will see you now. 926 00:43:49,555 --> 00:43:51,263 Thank you so much. 927 00:44:06,888 --> 00:44:08,222 Hi, I'm Denise. 928 00:44:08,305 --> 00:44:09,465 Are you Alexandra's guardian? 929 00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:11,180 - Um, yeah. - Great. 930 00:44:11,263 --> 00:44:12,281 Can I have your driver's license 931 00:44:12,305 --> 00:44:14,055 and insurance card, please? 932 00:44:14,138 --> 00:44:16,472 Um... 933 00:44:16,555 --> 00:44:18,389 look, Denise, uh, 934 00:44:18,472 --> 00:44:20,680 technically, I'm not her legal guardian. 935 00:44:20,763 --> 00:44:22,389 All right? But I'm... 936 00:44:22,472 --> 00:44:25,472 I'm looking out for her until her mother gets back. 937 00:44:25,555 --> 00:44:28,013 But you don't know when that's gonna be? 938 00:44:28,097 --> 00:44:30,013 No. 939 00:44:30,097 --> 00:44:32,555 You know where she is, though? 940 00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:34,555 No. 941 00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,680 Okay, I'm a social worker here at the hospital. 942 00:44:37,763 --> 00:44:39,846 They sent me down here because they have concerns 943 00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,222 about Alexandra's household. 944 00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:43,597 What does that mean? 945 00:44:43,721 --> 00:44:45,697 You say you're her brother, and then you're her guardian. 946 00:44:45,721 --> 00:44:47,805 A man shows up and then leaves, and now you say 947 00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:49,531 you're taking care of her until her mother comes back, 948 00:44:49,555 --> 00:44:51,263 but she said her mother's not coming back. 949 00:44:51,347 --> 00:44:52,864 Okay, I understand that that sounds... 950 00:44:52,888 --> 00:44:55,597 We will sort all this out when DCFS gets here. 951 00:44:57,721 --> 00:44:59,013 Right. 952 00:45:20,389 --> 00:45:23,222 You ready? 953 00:45:23,305 --> 00:45:26,263 Wubby missed you so much. 954 00:45:26,347 --> 00:45:28,222 It's been a while. 955 00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:30,555 - What made you... - No talking! 956 00:45:30,639 --> 00:45:31,555 Harder. 957 00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:33,222 What did I just say? 958 00:45:33,305 --> 00:45:35,180 - Harder! - You want harder? 959 00:45:35,263 --> 00:45:37,930 Oh, my God! 960 00:45:40,347 --> 00:45:42,013 There's a kid... 961 00:45:42,097 --> 00:45:44,763 I want you to recommend to West Point. 962 00:45:44,846 --> 00:45:46,680 Oh! 963 00:45:46,763 --> 00:45:48,680 Good kid. Big heart. 964 00:45:48,763 --> 00:45:50,013 Born to serve. 965 00:45:50,097 --> 00:45:51,805 Ow! 966 00:45:53,514 --> 00:45:57,305 I already recommended someone! 967 00:45:57,389 --> 00:45:59,347 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 968 00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:02,055 What's his name? 969 00:46:02,138 --> 00:46:04,846 Carl Gallagher. 970 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:06,180 Ah! 971 00:46:09,305 --> 00:46:10,514 Maybe... maybe I could, uh, 972 00:46:10,597 --> 00:46:12,763 un-recommend the other kid. 973 00:46:12,846 --> 00:46:13,930 Maybe? 974 00:46:14,013 --> 00:46:15,097 Oh! 975 00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:16,097 Yes! 976 00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,597 Yes! Yes! 977 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,763 Yes! Yes! 978 00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:22,971 Yes! 979 00:47:23,305 --> 00:47:25,180 Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan. 980 00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:26,930 Come on with me, all right? 981 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,472 Code blue. Code blue. 982 00:47:51,263 --> 00:47:52,888 Hey. 983 00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:55,472 Oh, damn, girl! What you all dressed up for? 984 00:47:55,555 --> 00:47:57,472 I could ask you the same thing. 985 00:47:57,555 --> 00:47:58,971 A story for another time. 986 00:47:59,055 --> 00:48:00,138 I gotta look professional. 987 00:48:00,222 --> 00:48:01,389 I got a meeting. 988 00:48:01,472 --> 00:48:03,263 Oh, well, you look good. 989 00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:04,680 Thank you. It's H&M. 990 00:48:04,763 --> 00:48:06,430 Gonna return the shit tomorrow. 991 00:48:06,514 --> 00:48:08,555 Meeting with a man or a woman? 992 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:10,389 Does it matter? I'd wear exactly 993 00:48:10,472 --> 00:48:11,888 the same thing, regardless. 994 00:48:11,971 --> 00:48:13,721 So a man. 995 00:48:13,805 --> 00:48:15,721 Look, I need this deal to happen, okay? 996 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,555 If I look good, can't hurt. 997 00:48:17,639 --> 00:48:19,263 It's called dress for success. 998 00:48:19,347 --> 00:48:20,846 Preaching to the choir. 999 00:48:20,930 --> 00:48:22,730 So, are there gonna be drinks at this meeting? 1000 00:48:22,763 --> 00:48:25,763 No, no, we're just gonna sign some papers. 1001 00:48:25,846 --> 00:48:27,846 Uh, might have a little champagne to celebrate. 1002 00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:29,222 Oh, nice. Where? 1003 00:48:29,305 --> 00:48:32,263 At a hotel downtown. 1004 00:48:32,347 --> 00:48:34,639 Ford cool with that? 1005 00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:38,097 Fucking Ford. 1006 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,639 He's acting weird. 1007 00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:41,555 Like, jealous. 1008 00:48:41,639 --> 00:48:43,138 Mm. Wonder why. 1009 00:48:43,222 --> 00:48:44,472 Mm, it's not like that. 1010 00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,347 Then what's wrong? 1011 00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:48,389 Why is he bringing this up now? I mean, suddenly, 1012 00:48:48,472 --> 00:48:49,739 he wants to be in a relationship 1013 00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:51,763 'cause I got a meeting with a guy? 1014 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:54,180 Is the guy hot? 1015 00:48:54,263 --> 00:48:55,347 Yeah, he's hot as fuck. 1016 00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:57,347 Yeah, but the... 1017 00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:58,472 Why is it all on me? 1018 00:48:58,555 --> 00:49:00,472 Why can't Ford and I just hang out? 1019 00:49:00,555 --> 00:49:02,763 Why does it have to turn to some official thing? 1020 00:49:02,846 --> 00:49:04,639 Because when it's not an official thing, 1021 00:49:04,721 --> 00:49:06,305 people get hurt. 1022 00:49:06,389 --> 00:49:08,138 - Hey, what's up, Fiona? - Hi, Kev. 1023 00:49:08,222 --> 00:49:09,888 When people leave their options open, 1024 00:49:09,971 --> 00:49:11,721 you can't trust each other. 1025 00:49:11,805 --> 00:49:13,781 When I started dating Kev, I was like, "You're my man, 1026 00:49:13,805 --> 00:49:15,615 "I'm your girl, and if you're not happy with that, 1027 00:49:15,639 --> 00:49:17,097 I'll kill you in your sleep." 1028 00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,472 It's true. 1029 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:20,138 What's that? 1030 00:49:20,222 --> 00:49:23,805 I'm trying to make a logo or a symbol or something 1031 00:49:23,888 --> 00:49:25,721 so I can put it in the window 1032 00:49:25,805 --> 00:49:27,721 so women know that they're safe here. 1033 00:49:27,805 --> 00:49:29,097 - Hey, Kev. - They're not. 1034 00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:31,347 I know. That's why I'm doing a symbol, or a logo. 1035 00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:32,888 I need a quick beer and a bump. 1036 00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:35,930 This might be the hardest I have ever worked. 1037 00:49:36,013 --> 00:49:37,971 Where's your candidate? Kissing babies? 1038 00:49:38,055 --> 00:49:40,097 I hope he's just kissing. 1039 00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:41,763 Disgusting pedophile. 1040 00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:44,180 Which is why there's no way in hell 1041 00:49:44,263 --> 00:49:46,763 he's ever gonna win. I just need him to shut up, 1042 00:49:46,846 --> 00:49:48,486 or else people are gonna stop contributing 1043 00:49:48,514 --> 00:49:49,888 to the campaign. 1044 00:49:49,971 --> 00:49:52,180 You are unbelievable. 1045 00:49:52,263 --> 00:49:54,846 You know me, daughter of my dreams. 1046 00:49:54,930 --> 00:49:57,180 I never stop thinking about tomorrow. 1047 00:49:57,971 --> 00:49:59,639 Kev. 1048 00:49:59,721 --> 00:50:02,180 Can I get a bump of Jamie, please? 1049 00:50:02,263 --> 00:50:05,639 Hey, wasn't that Bill Clinton's campaign song? 1050 00:50:05,721 --> 00:50:09,389 "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"? 1051 00:50:09,472 --> 00:50:11,263 That's what we need. 1052 00:50:11,347 --> 00:50:13,263 A campaign song. 1053 00:50:13,347 --> 00:50:14,971 Well... 1054 00:50:18,013 --> 00:50:20,472 Ugh! 1055 00:50:20,555 --> 00:50:22,013 Democracy never sleeps. 1056 00:50:22,097 --> 00:50:24,763 Unless it's with a 15-year-old. 1057 00:50:28,597 --> 00:50:30,846 Hi. 1058 00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:33,222 Hey. 1059 00:50:33,305 --> 00:50:34,930 Not even gonna ask. 1060 00:50:36,597 --> 00:50:39,347 Totally forgot I was wearing it. 1061 00:50:41,263 --> 00:50:43,721 How did you know for sure you were gay? 1062 00:50:43,805 --> 00:50:45,846 'Cause I was having sex with a man. 1063 00:50:45,930 --> 00:50:47,263 Why? 1064 00:50:47,347 --> 00:50:48,971 I don't know. 1065 00:50:49,055 --> 00:50:50,805 I think I might be gay. 1066 00:50:50,888 --> 00:50:52,263 You're not gay. 1067 00:50:52,347 --> 00:50:53,846 How do you know? 1068 00:50:53,930 --> 00:50:55,680 Where is this coming from? Is this 'cause 1069 00:50:55,763 --> 00:50:57,971 - you're a welder now? - No. 1070 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,888 I don't know. I... 1071 00:50:59,971 --> 00:51:00,989 I've just been feeling ways 1072 00:51:01,013 --> 00:51:02,763 that I've never felt before. 1073 00:51:02,846 --> 00:51:04,430 Have you had sex with another woman? 1074 00:51:04,514 --> 00:51:06,180 Yeah. I did, once. 1075 00:51:06,263 --> 00:51:07,680 It was a long time ago, but I 1076 00:51:07,763 --> 00:51:08,989 let a woman I was babysitting for 1077 00:51:09,013 --> 00:51:11,013 go down on me. 1078 00:51:11,097 --> 00:51:12,347 Really? 1079 00:51:12,430 --> 00:51:13,846 Yeah. Got a great tip. 1080 00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:17,639 - Did you return the favor? - No. 1081 00:51:17,721 --> 00:51:20,055 Yeah, you're not gay. You're a pillow princess. 1082 00:51:20,138 --> 00:51:22,222 Have you been with a girl since? 1083 00:51:22,305 --> 00:51:23,323 Yep. I just made out with one 1084 00:51:23,347 --> 00:51:24,555 in the bathroom. 1085 00:51:24,639 --> 00:51:25,719 Okay, well, that's a start. 1086 00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:27,263 What kind of porn do you like? 1087 00:51:27,347 --> 00:51:28,721 I don't watch porn. 1088 00:51:28,805 --> 00:51:32,597 Bullshit. Everyone watches porn. 1089 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,639 - I'm at least bisexual. - No. 1090 00:51:34,721 --> 00:51:36,305 You're not. 1091 00:51:36,389 --> 00:51:39,097 Why do you keep telling me what I'm not? 1092 00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:43,680 I thought Gay Jesus was all about love and acceptance. 1093 00:51:43,763 --> 00:51:45,763 Sorry. 1094 00:51:45,846 --> 00:51:48,263 Yeah, I don't know what we're about anymore. 1095 00:51:48,347 --> 00:51:50,555 The whole Gay Jesus thing 1096 00:51:50,639 --> 00:51:52,138 has gotten completely out of hand. 1097 00:51:52,222 --> 00:51:55,846 I mean, people are doing crazy shit. 1098 00:51:55,930 --> 00:51:58,763 Apparently, now I'm the gay Che. 1099 00:51:58,846 --> 00:52:00,305 Lately, I'm just feeling like... 1100 00:52:00,389 --> 00:52:01,971 Hey, news flash: 1101 00:52:02,055 --> 00:52:04,180 you're not Jesus, and you're not gay Che. 1102 00:52:04,263 --> 00:52:06,888 You're a bipolar Gallagher who doesn't take his meds. 1103 00:52:06,971 --> 00:52:08,323 So why don't you stop trying to save the world 1104 00:52:08,347 --> 00:52:10,514 and save yourself? 1105 00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:12,222 I don't know what I am anymore. 1106 00:52:12,305 --> 00:52:14,222 At least you know you're gay. 1107 00:52:14,305 --> 00:52:15,846 Yeah. 1108 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,888 Lenora... 1109 00:52:23,971 --> 00:52:26,305 obviously thinks very highly of you. 1110 00:52:26,389 --> 00:52:28,180 Yes, sir. 1111 00:52:28,263 --> 00:52:30,138 So... 1112 00:52:35,263 --> 00:52:37,846 I know of no finer candidate 1113 00:52:37,930 --> 00:52:40,888 for admittance to West Point 1114 00:52:40,971 --> 00:52:44,055 than Carl... Gallagher. 1115 00:52:47,263 --> 00:52:49,389 Damn right, you don't. 1116 00:54:07,430 --> 00:54:09,971 It's a pretty fucking good apology. 1117 00:54:25,907 --> 00:54:28,148 _ 1118 00:54:28,313 --> 00:54:32,601 CREDITS