1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,720 Previously on Wynonna Earp... 2 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:09,880 Where you been, pervert? 3 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:13,370 You and Juan Carlo and Constance sealed Bulshar underground! 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,616 There has to be a way to beat him. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,900 Soon that weapon will be mine. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,750 - I don't feel well. - Give me the ring!!! 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,620 - Take it!! - Your father's ring. 8 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,050 - It found you. - Waverly Earp, 9 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:25,620 you sweet little lesbian, you did it, you healed me! 10 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:26,999 Bulshar was looking for the Garden. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,679 You need the Tower to get into the Garden. 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,289 Peacemaker is the Tower. 13 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:31,780 - What does he want? - You'll let them go? 14 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,300 Say you did not give up Wyatt Earp's gun. 15 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,899 - _ - "The guardians were powerless 16 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,199 in the face of evil 17 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,200 that the serpent was perpetrating. 18 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,140 What could they do? 19 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:48,000 Their remit was to stand by idly, 20 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,950 even as a new reign of terror began." 21 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,050 Forgive me, Father Juan Carlo. 22 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,900 Wyatt Earp is coming. 23 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,250 And right on time. 24 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:02,060 The Blood Eclipse occurs on this very night. 25 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,790 I had hoped we would be spared. 26 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:05,360 Spared? 27 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:07,460 Bulshar spares none. 28 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,300 Hope, Robert, is God's greatest gift to us. 29 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,900 Miss Maeve? 30 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:14,070 Do you hope? Do you dare? 31 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,760 That is not for me to say, Mr. Svane. 32 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,850 I'll return this to your room, Padre. 33 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:22,140 No. No. Take it home. Conceal it. 34 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:24,980 Yes, Padre. 35 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,420 Robert. We need to ride to the flats. 36 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,220 We need to get Peacemaker to the champion. 37 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,190 Yes, Father. With haste we must. 38 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:40,000 We must, we must, we must... 39 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,260 We must increase our bust? 40 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:42,930 Bobo, I'm begging you. 41 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:45,970 Give me something I can hold onto. Please. 42 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,520 Yes. 43 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:51,170 Hope. 44 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,440 But it's gone. 45 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,740 It's gone. 46 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:00,850 It's gone. 47 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,850 Guess you must feel pretty useless too, huh, Bobo? 48 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:11,730 We are the heirs of cruelty and torture. 49 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,781 I'm sorry, we have to keep you in here. 50 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:14,860 No. 51 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,700 I can't be trusted. 52 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,300 Out of the mouths of Bae. 53 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:22,850 Hi. We brought you a quintuple-shot latte. 54 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:24,799 Yeah, the barista said it was like drinking a liter 55 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,350 of espresso straight-up, but we made her make it anyhoo. 56 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,600 It'll do. 57 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,950 - Are you okay? - Meh. 58 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,550 Bobo knows something that might help 59 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,790 with this whole end-of-the-world mishigas. 60 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:40,490 But he can't pull it off his French-fried hard drive. 61 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,390 I'm worried about you. 62 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:44,900 With Doc and your gun gone, you know? 63 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,130 Even allowing for the whole end-of-the-world mishigas. 64 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,300 - Alright, I gotta go. - Where? 65 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:53,750 I don't know. Just... I can't sit here and do this. 66 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:55,240 Research is your thing. 67 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:57,570 Hey. 68 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,810 You're still the heir, Wynonna. 69 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,180 We're counting on you. 70 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:06,940 Spoiler alert: being the heir sucks balls. 71 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,830 Ah! 72 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,030 Come and get it, Chosen One. 73 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:45,140 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 74 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:50,299 Bulshar knows where the Garden of Eden is, 75 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,460 and he has the key to open it. 76 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,560 What do we have? 77 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,630 Uh... each other? 78 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,470 Squat. 79 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,650 And... and really great calves. 80 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:02,670 Both of us. 81 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,640 Seriously, have you ever contemplated these? 82 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:08,810 Yeah, that's all genetics, too. 83 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,480 Like, I don't even take the stairs. 84 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:13,819 Well, it sucks that those works of art will be 85 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,480 destroyed by Bulshar's reign of evil. 86 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:17,520 Yeah, my gams are the real victims here. 87 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,680 Hey, all I'm trying to say is... 88 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,620 ... we can't give up. We can't. 89 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:26,360 I know, but I don't know what else to look at! 90 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:28,470 We've read every bit of history 91 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,906 and research we could get our hands on 92 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:32,300 and... and it's not like Bulshar has Pinterest! 93 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,880 Whenever I'm confused watching Game of Thrones, 94 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:38,140 I, uh, watch a recap of the season to remember 95 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,640 which bearded guy cut off the head of the other bearded guy... 96 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:42,510 Care Bear, looming apocalypse? 97 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:45,110 We need a recap. 98 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,340 Okay. Okay. Right. 99 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:53,350 We know Bulshar has some kind of power over the woods. 100 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,760 Yeah, that guy would kill on Tinder. 101 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:57,530 Like if the Giving Tree had sex with a Stephen King story. 102 00:04:57,590 --> 00:05:00,960 He wants into the Garden. Do we know why? 103 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:02,830 Maybe that's tree-related too. 104 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,420 Yeah, the Bible claims there were 105 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,480 two trees in the Garden of Eden. Right? 106 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,769 The Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge. 107 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:12,670 Not only the Bible, but the Kabbalah, the Talmud, 108 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,040 the Qu'ran and that really weird Hugh Jackman film. 109 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,140 But it's in Purgatory? 110 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,100 We don't even have an Ikea! 111 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,539 Let me out!! 112 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:22,540 I want out of this cage. 113 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:23,819 Now. 114 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,399 Well, a cage has bars. 115 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,320 It's technically more of a terrarium. 116 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:30,730 Yeah, that's usually where people keep lizards, so... 117 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:35,760 He... took her book. 118 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,330 Who? 119 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,070 Doc? 120 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,840 - Hey, gorgeous. - What are you doing? 121 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,920 Well, if you start early, it encourages growth. 122 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,360 I'm fixing your lawnmower. 123 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,380 We have a lawnmower? 124 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:07,180 No, see, you're Wynonna Earp, you're supposed to say, uh... 125 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,520 "Is that code?" And I say, "No, but I'd like it to be." 126 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,470 And then you say, um... 127 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:13,430 "My lawn is perfectly trimmed." 128 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,819 And I say something... 129 00:06:14,831 --> 00:06:17,270 We're T-minus 24 hours to an apocalypse. 130 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:19,010 Everyone's gonna die. 131 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,480 Huh... 132 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,210 Well, if we don't, 133 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,749 you're gonna want a nice soft place to have a picnic. 134 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,790 We're hugging? 135 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,720 - Shush. - You're hugging me? 136 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:38,240 Should I be nice and normal more or never, ever again? 137 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:41,440 - I said shush. - Okay, shushing now. 138 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,840 - Doc. - Doc? 139 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,180 - Doc. - Doc what? 140 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,739 Doc bit your maybe boyfriend? 141 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:50,360 I feel you, son. 142 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:53,640 - Ask Holliday about a witch. - Okay. 143 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:56,110 Her name is... 144 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:58,080 Juan Carlo. Juan Carlo. 145 00:06:58,150 --> 00:06:59,810 No. No! No, Bobo! 146 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,150 Juan Carlo was the Father. Remember? 147 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,120 No! Juan Carlo said they were wrong. 148 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:07,360 He defended her when no one else did. 149 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,020 They didn't care. 150 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,490 They never cared. 151 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,860 He's coming. 152 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:16,199 - Bobo. - He's coming. 153 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,270 - Bobo, stay with me. - Ride for the flats! 154 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,700 - Ride for the flats!! - Bobo! Bobo, wait! 155 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,460 - And... he's gone. - Gone from what? 156 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:25,090 You guys capture a pterodactyl or something? 157 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,100 No, it's just Bobo. Flipping the flip out. 158 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:30,459 You want me to flip him in the flippers? Balls. 159 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,099 Do you want me to kick him in the... 160 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,100 in... in the balls? No. Okay. 161 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,480 Hey, do you know where Doc is? 162 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,190 Uh, no, but I'm pretty sure I can find him. 163 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,550 Good. 164 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,290 Ask him who... 165 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:44,200 ... Maeve was. 166 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:47,800 Kinda thought you might be avoiding me again. 167 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,300 No, just been busy. 168 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,700 If anybody was gonna get cold feet after 169 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,200 a date involving a reanimated witch, 170 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:56,360 - I figured it'd be me. - Yeah, well, that was cool. 171 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:59,740 - Some might say super cool. - But then I got, uh... 172 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,810 ... stuck in a booby-trapped house with a vampire, 173 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:07,010 a demon and an over-dramatic douche in a fur coat. 174 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,400 Plus the world's ending any minute, so... 175 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,220 smoke 'em if you got 'em. 176 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,890 I don't got 'em. 177 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:17,299 Bulshar turned people into trees 178 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,020 and used their root system 179 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:23,330 to find the Garden... as in, the... the Garden. 180 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,370 It's... it's pretty ingenious, actually. 181 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,500 Are you fan-girling the bad guy? 182 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,750 He's winning. And I'm just not sure 183 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,440 what other options are on my tiny little table at the moment. 184 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,910 We could go see who that is. 185 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,620 You got your magic gun ready to go? 186 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,320 - I gave it to my mortal enemy. - You what? 187 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:47,250 To be fair, it was a regift. 188 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,190 Wait a minute. You did what? 189 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,730 We doin' this or not? 190 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:56,280 You're on my porch! 191 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,400 Wow, you're a regular Mariska Hargitay. 192 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,870 - No gun. - No. 193 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:06,560 Who the hell are you now? 194 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,940 I'm Kevin. 195 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,880 And I'm gonna help you save the world, Earp. 196 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:13,580 Next time, lead with that. 197 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:23,010 Take it. The money's in the menu. 198 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:27,210 It's too much. I only brought one. 199 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,310 One bag? You brought me one bag?! 200 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:33,120 All I could get without catching shit. Make it last. 201 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,870 You know, you have a liquor license. 202 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,000 You don't have to brown-bag it in your own bar. 203 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,340 Officer Haught. 204 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,510 Unless that isn't illicit hooch and something way grosser. 205 00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:59,040 Bloody Mary mix it is not. I have a contact 206 00:09:59,110 --> 00:10:00,840 at the veterinarian clinic. He assures me... 207 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,959 You know what? It's probably better I don't know. 208 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,950 Right. I do apologize for involving you in my intimate affairs. 209 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,380 Can't Kate help you with, uh, that? 210 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:14,200 No. No, she's gone without a trace. 211 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:16,430 She always did have a flair for the dramatic. 212 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,230 Because Wynonna? 213 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:22,260 That is also a rather intimate affair. 214 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,470 Just know I would do whatever I can to keep her safe. 215 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,799 Okay, good. 'Cause I'm here to drag you on a recon mission. 216 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,680 Because Wynonna and... Bulshar. 217 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,840 What do you need? 218 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:34,980 Bobo said for me to ask you... 219 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:36,980 about this. 220 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,650 Maeve. 221 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:44,820 Her name is Maeve Perley. 222 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:47,330 Maeve as in "Matte the Blacksmith 223 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:49,630 and Gretta when you wish upon a bitch" Perley? 224 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,730 Nobody ever really leaves Purgatory. 225 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,560 Look, there's something about Maeve having a book. 226 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,170 She kept it for Juan Carlo? 227 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,960 - At the Perley homestead. - Worth a shot. 228 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,070 I will accompany you, but, uh... 229 00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:06,180 ... I find myself rather powerful hungry, Officer Haught. 230 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:11,480 And as this state of being is, uh, rather new to me, 231 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,859 you have my permission 232 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:15,860 to defend yourself should I... 233 00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:18,920 ... should I cross any boundaries. 234 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,900 - Wooden bullets. - Yeah, so I've got it covered. 235 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,840 - Thank you, though. - No. 236 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:35,710 Thank you. 237 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,750 I'm a representative of a long line of ambassadors 238 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,756 tasked with looking after the balance in the world. 239 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:46,096 - She's like the Williams sisters. - And your name's Kevin? 240 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,680 Did I stutter? 241 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,390 God. 242 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:51,450 Usually, we only watch. 243 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,620 We observe and record, but don't participate. 244 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,430 But these are desperate times. 245 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:56,917 Well, no kidding. I just spent months 246 00:11:56,929 --> 00:11:58,579 in a demon-run alt-reality prison. 247 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:00,120 Do you truly intend to go up against 248 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,050 the beast with no training, no blade? 249 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,520 And is that what you are wearing? 250 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,470 - Hey. - As in, hey, guess what, 251 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:08,340 Kevin knows of a weapon that may stop said beast. 252 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,340 - Are you for real? - Are you? 253 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:13,199 You drink too much, 254 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,679 you couldn't find your ass with a map... 255 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,610 - Where is it? I dunno. - And you are literally our only hope. 256 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,150 That's what I've been saying! 257 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:23,479 Hey, I took an extraordinary risk coming here. 258 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,640 My bosses, the Menfolk, 259 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,300 do not think you deserve this weapon or can wield it, 260 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,130 but I'm fairly sick of their boy bullshit. 261 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,640 And I'm fairly certain 262 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:34,676 that if you weren't such a douchebag, we could hang. 263 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,100 Hmm. 264 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,500 It'll come at a cost, to you and your team. 265 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,750 - It always does. - Well, then, say your goodbyes 266 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,740 and switch those pants. You're going hunting. 267 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,340 Again, I'm not changing this outfit. 268 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,159 Well, times like these, 269 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,620 I really wish I could force people to do things. 270 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,880 For their own good. 271 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,690 But I cannot say more in front of the civilian. 272 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,420 Well, I'm a firefighter. 273 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,090 You seriously have a line on an actual Bulshar killer? 274 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,300 Chucky? Quick porch chat. 275 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,500 - You're kidding. - Yeah, she'll do that. 276 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,210 You don't even know what this woman is. 277 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,979 I know she can rock a suit 278 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,680 and karate chops necks like a champ. 279 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,850 - She called me a civilian. - Yeah, it's a compliment. 280 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:26,496 It means you're not a supernatural weirdo. 281 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,368 Okay, look, look, Wynonna, 282 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:30,520 I baby-sat your vampire ex-boyfriend for you. 283 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,490 - Yes. - I killed a bunch of psycho dudes 284 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,820 dressed up as beekeepers and I yanked the arm off some 285 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:36,860 zombie witch. For you. 286 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900 Very helpful. 287 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,280 And now I am gonna need you to scoot your boots. 288 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,300 I just don't know what's happening here. 289 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:46,380 Well... it's fine, 'cause it's not about you. 290 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:47,680 Is it ever gonna be about me? 291 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:52,199 I'm trying to stop a bloody apocalypse, okay? 292 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,756 So maybe not the time to pull out the needy act. 293 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:57,299 Needy? Wynonna, I'm trying to actually help you. 294 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,940 You don't even know who this random lady is. 295 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,900 Okay, let's just press pause on this 296 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,499 and resume the butt-hurt song and dance 297 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,159 after I off Bulshar. 298 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,990 Make sense? 299 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,730 Yep. We can definitely press pause on this. 300 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:12,360 No problem. 301 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:16,470 Charlie... Tsk. 302 00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:19,700 You can for sure mow my lawn in the spring! 303 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,010 If we even get to spring. 304 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,420 - You must be the sister. - Yeah. 305 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,620 Where's the other sister? 306 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:38,780 Oh, she got dragged outside by Mr. Flame. 307 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,720 Hey, does your boyfriend tell you what to do too? 308 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,540 Don't have a boyfriend. 309 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,820 Is it the bangs? 310 00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:47,300 Weather update: being the heir still sucks balls. 311 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,140 Appreciate the weather update. 312 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,739 Now can I have the "there's a woman in our kitchen 313 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,199 eating our pickles" update? 314 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,140 She says she's from a mysterious bunch of... 315 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,110 World savers. 316 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,110 And you believe her? 317 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,280 I believe we're running out of options, my gun is gone. 318 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,150 Plus Miss Maître D' claims she can help us find a special weapon. 319 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,810 One that'll take down Bulshar. 320 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,820 It's a magical arm. 321 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,620 Grab a pickle. 322 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:18,020 Maeve. Some people claimed she was a witch. 323 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,900 Well, it does seem to run in the family. 324 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,820 She lived alone, she wrote in books all day, 325 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,660 she would not speak to men. 326 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,440 Sounds like my kind of woman. 327 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,980 She helped other women with, uh, women things. 328 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,180 Childbirth... not having children. 329 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,180 I bet this has a happy ending. 330 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,950 Mob came, all riled up, and got to her 331 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,190 just mere days before Wyatt shot old Sheriff Clootie. 332 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,690 Bulshar. 333 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,590 They burned her... at the stake. 334 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,190 Jesus. You serious? 335 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,200 I thought you should be aware before we go in. 336 00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,580 Bulshar's severed arm is still in 337 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,600 the mine where he was entombed. 338 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,000 I confirmed it myself. 339 00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,440 - But didn't get it? - That would be interfering. 340 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:04,870 I was really hoping for more of a flamethrower. 341 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,540 A ride-on flamethrower with cup-holders. 342 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,450 - And heated seats. - And a hula girl on the dash! 343 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,310 Nope, just the arm. 344 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,780 Only the champion can retrieve it. 345 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,020 Then we synthesize a weapon to defeat him. 346 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,560 It's about as logical as using people trees 347 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,680 to find the Garden of Eden. 348 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,400 Yeah, except the mine is totally unstable. 349 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,990 Right? Really dangerous. 350 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,500 It could collapse. 351 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,260 - Okay, I'm in. - Me too. 352 00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,930 You know I want your help, baby girl, but... 353 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,099 But what? No, I'm not gonna sit here 354 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,380 waiting for the world to end, 355 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,840 what... eating pickles?! 356 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,510 Who asked you to eat pickles? 357 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,590 So you girls really gonna do this, huh? 358 00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:42,150 Don't be pushy, brine breath. 359 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:46,350 - Please? - Yeah, we are. 360 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,150 Ride or die. 361 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,960 My money's on die. 362 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,100 Gretta, you in here? 363 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,640 Gretta's vehicle is not in the drive. 364 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,540 There are no shoes in the doorway. 365 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,940 She has apparently turned off the heat. 366 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,550 She's gone. 367 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:19,650 Yeah, there seems to be a lot of that going around town these days. 368 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,450 Like the town folk know something is comin'. 369 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,460 Oof. It's freezing in here. 370 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,990 If we are gonna continue our search, we need a fire. 371 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:43,810 How dare you enter my home?! 372 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,310 Maeve Perley?! 373 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,940 Is that you? I am John Henry Holliday! 374 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,200 You are Wyatt Earp's boyfriend. 375 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:57,520 Yeah, fine. 376 00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,990 Did you keep a journal for the Padre Juan Carlo? 377 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,560 Uh, okay. 378 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,800 - The world is ending, Maeve. - What do I care? 379 00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,600 I'm locked in fire for eternity! 380 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,940 No body, no boys, no booze. 381 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,910 That book could really help us out. 382 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,110 "That book could really help us out." 383 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,250 Okay, I'm pretty good with teen girls. 384 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,690 You just quit it with the poker. Let me take it, okay? 385 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,720 Hey, Maeve. Hi. 386 00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:36,630 Um, Officer Nicole Haught here. 387 00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:38,250 Yeah, this isn't gonna work. 388 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,819 Oh, hush! 389 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,300 That's right. 390 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:50,940 You shut your little mouth, John Henry. 391 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,080 - Nicole? - Not anymore. 392 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,750 Hi. 393 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,439 Okay, so all we do 394 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,249 is we find Bulshar's arm and then we get out of here. 395 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,066 - Easy-breezy tequila squeezy. - That's not how that goes. 396 00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:09,006 I don't take that from someone wearing an oven mitt. 397 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,560 - It's a precaution. - It's fugly. 398 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,140 Well, it's the only one Mercedes had, okay? 399 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,150 Mercedes? 400 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,740 I still haven't had the chance to tell you that I saw her. 401 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:19,400 - How's her face? - What face? 402 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,670 - Oof. - Yeah. 403 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,299 Once we stop the apocalypse, 404 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,759 I'll make her redneck margaritas, 405 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,840 buy her a dress with pockets. She'll plotz. 406 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,190 You get out of my friend! 407 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:40,890 Something is different about you, John Henry. 408 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,290 Oh... 409 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,060 You're undead. 410 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:49,400 Well, that's gonna make this really easy. 411 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:54,300 See... I need, like, a fresh body. 412 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,610 To move into. 413 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,450 Ah. 414 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,620 Here... vampire. 415 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,199 Do you want the book 416 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,920 that tells you how to defeat Bulshar? 417 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,790 Okay. Well, then why don't you kill her, 418 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,300 and give me this body? 419 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,760 Okay? 420 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,870 What the hell's that? Yeti? Porg? 421 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:45,380 Whole bunch of puppies wearing a trench coat? 422 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,699 Wait! This was a uranium mine back in the day. 423 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,499 So my guess: radioactive Revenant? 424 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,580 How come it's never puppies? 425 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,260 Come on. 426 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:03,090 Just a little nibble? 427 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,500 - Sheriff Haught is my friend. - I... 428 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:16,510 I, like... cannot stay in here much longer. 429 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,210 So... 430 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,879 ... you need to go and fetch me a new corpse, 431 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,319 and then... you get your book. 432 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,220 Oh, and you have to kill it in front of me 433 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:30,090 so there's no time for organ failure. 434 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,440 No. 435 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:34,590 No, there is no bargain here, Perley. 436 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,160 Now you get out of that body this instant! 437 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,760 Make me. 438 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,370 - Okay. - Oh, yes. 439 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,430 Oh, thank kale it's not salad. 440 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,319 You know, eating fried potatoes 441 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,000 is my payback against the bad man 442 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,110 who made me regurgitate dirt for the last month. 443 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,470 - You're feeling okay now, right? - Yeah, peachy. 444 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,879 I mean, I did cough up a blueberry the other day, 445 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,610 but that's just because my blender sucks. 446 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,300 Oh, uh, hey there. Nice ombré. 447 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:06,379 This is Jeremy Chetri's phone 448 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,099 if this is Doc Holliday calling. 449 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,460 Jeremy, I know that you're there! 450 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,899 And I'm not talking to you, 451 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,740 so, uh, leave a message after the never! 452 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,139 Is that Doc? Hey, Doc. 453 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:18,400 Don't say hi to Doc. He bit you! 454 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,080 Look, Doc, I'm not talking to you. 455 00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:25,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean, possessed? 456 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,199 Okay, so much for Plan A, B, C, D, E, F. 457 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,120 - Any other ideas? - Does he look kinda familiar to you? 458 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,930 Dude, even I've never been that drunk. 459 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,460 Oh! Oh, my God, I knew getting back into my research would pay off! 460 00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,639 That's One Armed Clint! 461 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,229 - Who? - Okay, back in the day, 462 00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:49,919 Clint killed a miner for his claim 463 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,369 and then hid out in this mine. 464 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,350 Wyatt came to arrest him, blew the mine 465 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,510 to force him out, and then Clint got trapped! 466 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:57,519 Super-great history lesson, Waves. 467 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,640 That guy has two arms. 468 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,160 - Uh, Wynonna? - Mm-hmm. 469 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,680 - That right arm, it's not his. - Hmm? 470 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,420 It's Bulshar's. 471 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,660 Damn, Two Arm Clint. 472 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,519 Ah, Jeremy. Thank God. 473 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,199 Okay, I am here for her, not for you, 474 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,330 and I like your new shirt. Dammit. 475 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,760 D'you guys think this is natural? 476 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:22,700 Oh! Maybe I'll give her a pixie cut. 477 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:27,160 Oh, and look! Copper's down with Victoria's Secret! 478 00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:29,330 What? Mattie and Gretta had catalogues. 479 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,210 Okay, Nicole, what are you... ? 480 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:39,119 Oh, I was hoping for broader shoulders, 481 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,000 but your eyebrows are on fleek. 482 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,580 Just because I have a thin frame doesn't mean 483 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,080 I don't have definition under here. 484 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,260 Oh, ho. 485 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,560 Oh... 486 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:56,170 Mm... Mm. Okay. Okay. 487 00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,779 Wow. What do you know. 488 00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:59,439 The kid does own a Shake Weight. 489 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,470 What is happening... to my shirt? 490 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,410 Whoa. Whoa, whoa! 491 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,180 Oh! God! Ah! It itches! 492 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,080 Hey, hey, listen. 493 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,000 Maeve, this is not your new body. 494 00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:17,800 Yeah, no kidding! I need someone more pure. 495 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:20,360 As in... purely human. 496 00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:25,560 Oh, God. Your loss, lady. 497 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,930 - Argh! - Oh, God. 498 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,830 - Jeremy. - Yeah. 499 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:36,610 Just so you know, he does not like you very much right now. 500 00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:39,180 Okay, how do we even know she has the journal? 501 00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:50,140 Okay, this is gross. 502 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,460 Crap! I'm all outta bullets! 503 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,220 Well... 504 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:56,060 Oh, shit. 505 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,896 Gonna have to "dark-alley date-rapist" this dude. 506 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,930 What? 507 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:01,430 Ah!!! 508 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,180 What happened?! 509 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,240 What happened?! Oh! Holy Hiroshima! 510 00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:09,870 I was right again! Dude is radioactive! 511 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:11,419 - Ugh! Congrats. - Oh, my God! 512 00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:13,209 There is no prize. 513 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:14,559 Unless you have any idea on 514 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,959 how to kill a Revenant we can't touch. 515 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,500 Maybe we need more oven mitts? 516 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,320 Uh, we're definitely gonna need more keys. 517 00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:22,750 Pfft... 518 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:24,550 And also... 519 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,260 Oh, God, he's coming! Eventually. 520 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,850 Turtle race to the death. 521 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,120 Oh. Oh!! No signal!! 522 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:40,120 - What? - No signal! 523 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:43,789 - How much further till... town? - Ten miles at least. 524 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:44,874 I'll never make it. 525 00:25:44,886 --> 00:25:47,130 We have nothing to stop him with, so... 526 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,379 What about this? 527 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,399 You melted a demon jeweller's face! 528 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,470 No, but I don't know how I did it! 529 00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:55,940 You just... wanted to and you touched him and you did... 530 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:58,780 Yeah, but I can't touch Clint! Remember? He's toxic! 531 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,140 - Oh, look. Gardner House. - What? 532 00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:02,910 It's not far from here. 533 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:05,080 Yes. 534 00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:21,100 - You can put that down. - Nope. 535 00:26:21,630 --> 00:26:24,170 No, I'm-I'm-I'm watching you. 536 00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:25,659 Got my orders. 537 00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:29,370 You've had your eyes closed for the last 10 minutes... 538 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,740 listening. 539 00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:32,180 What are you listening to? 540 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,780 - It's jazz. - I like avant-garde. 541 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,480 The more experimental, the better. 542 00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:46,919 I get it. So if I let you listen, open the door... 543 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,360 Don't open the door. 544 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,400 So who is it? 545 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,360 Sun Ra? Coleman? 546 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,270 Oh, uh, no, it's, uh, Colin Stetson. 547 00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,300 Colin... 548 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:01,960 Yeah, the song is called Like Wolves on the Fold? 549 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,370 I dig wolves. 550 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,310 Maybe you'll dig this. 551 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,730 Saxophone. 552 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,740 The devil's horn. 553 00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:38,410 No. 554 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,679 That wasn't made in hell. 555 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,500 Uh, no, not in hell. It's, uh, Montreal. 556 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:44,980 He's from Montreal. 557 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:51,090 You see, the problem with humans... 558 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,560 ... is that sometimes... 559 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,360 ... sometimes... 560 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,800 ... you make truly beautiful things. 561 00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:07,740 I can't figure it out, Bobo. 562 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:10,970 Are you... a good guy, or a bad guy? 563 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:16,180 Can we listen some more? 564 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,060 Just for a little while. 565 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,550 Sure. 566 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,560 Definitely from the late nineteenth century. 567 00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:36,740 Smells like horse and everything. 568 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:37,750 Yep. 569 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,270 Maeve. Where is the rest of that journal? 570 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,399 - I dunno. - Cough it up. 571 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,300 Actually, for Nicole's sake, maybe don't. 572 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,480 No, I don't think I'm gonna do that. 573 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,480 Unless you're ready... 574 00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:52,300 to give me this body!! 575 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,350 This is not a negotiation. 576 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:56,759 Give me this scarlet Madonna, 577 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,500 or get the hell outta my crib!!! 578 00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,890 What did you do to get her so peeved? 579 00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:03,930 She's a teenage ghost witch! 580 00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:05,490 Okay. 581 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,100 Come on, vampire. 582 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,240 Her blood is so sweet, I can sense it! 583 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,040 Just one little bite? 584 00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:18,240 Doc doesn't bite his friends! Anymore. 585 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,740 Then you'll never get your hypocritical hands on that book! 586 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,920 I'm gonna burn it. 587 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,800 How could you burn it with no body? 588 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,560 - Yes! - No! No! 589 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,530 Oh, God, no! Please don't arrest me for this later, Nicole! 590 00:29:37,590 --> 00:29:39,400 You're deceptively strong. 591 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:41,530 Yeah, I told you! 592 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,840 This is it! This is Juan Carlo's journal. 593 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,900 Oh! 594 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,396 You're not getting out of here alive. 595 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,410 Well, then you'll never get your freshly killed body. 596 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:54,280 Oh, I might. 597 00:29:58,050 --> 00:30:01,980 What good is a new body with a hole in the head? 598 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,300 Yeah, I mean, 599 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,160 you can't walk around like that. 600 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:08,290 Your... sunglasses would sit crooked. 601 00:30:09,190 --> 00:30:11,460 - I don't know. - Then you two... 602 00:30:11,530 --> 00:30:13,960 get nothing!!! 603 00:30:18,270 --> 00:30:19,670 Nicole? 604 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,300 Ow. 605 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,110 Listen. 606 00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:28,380 This book needs to get back to BBD. 607 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:31,440 I will torture you with apologies along the way. 608 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,120 We're toast. 609 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,220 Mercedes! 610 00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:43,539 - Ever heard of a doorbell? - Your face! 611 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:44,919 My freakin' face! 612 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,030 It's, like, totally better! 613 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:50,130 - Girl, you look fine as hell! - And you look less pregnant. 614 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,505 Oof. We're all doing so great. 615 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,370 Mm. Except there's a demon following you. 616 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:58,010 - A radioactive one. - Oh, come! Come in! Come. 617 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,520 - Come on, let's go, go, go! - Yeah, yeah. 618 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:18,160 Possible trapped victims. Initiating primary search. 619 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:23,139 I'll go in the back. You two take the front. 620 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:24,550 - We're on it. - Hold tight, guys. 621 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,140 We're coming for you. 622 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,770 - You did this, kid. - What? 623 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,540 You're... you're saying I healed your face? 624 00:31:31,610 --> 00:31:33,840 You called me beautiful. You touched me. 625 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,640 Above the belt, though, right? Such a ginger fetish. 626 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:40,280 And then the next thing I know, boom, I'm me. 627 00:31:40,350 --> 00:31:43,190 What... ? But... how? 628 00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:45,920 Don't know, don't care. It really is a miracle, though. 629 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,279 Oh... 630 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,579 Well, you'd better run, unless you want your face 631 00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:50,960 to get a serious chemical peel. 632 00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:53,380 - I do not. - No. Incoming. 633 00:31:53,390 --> 00:31:54,840 Oh. 634 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,640 You! 635 00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:06,310 No! 636 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,200 Waverly, I love you, 637 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:13,700 and I know you don't know how to work that thing. 638 00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:15,850 - But you're gonna have to try! - Okay! 639 00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:18,280 Time to render you armless! 640 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,320 Good one! 641 00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:21,260 Thanks. 642 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,090 Ow, ow, ow! It didn't work! 643 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,230 Sorry! I'll never make you do that again! 644 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,960 - Ah! - Oh! 645 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,650 Sorry! This was not my idea! 646 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,820 I'll twist this thing off if I have to! 647 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,219 Argh! You found me! 648 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,860 Now do something, you useless piece of junk! 649 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,690 What the... ? 650 00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:59,430 The ring controls the arm! It's like playing Wii! 651 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,470 I'm really good at Wii! Oh! Ah... 652 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,120 Choke-out! Badass! Aw. 653 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:27,090 This arm is mine. 654 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,190 - Mine. Get it? - 'Cause... he was in a mine. 655 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,660 - Yeah! - High-five. 656 00:33:31,730 --> 00:33:33,620 Okay. 657 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:35,760 Come on! 658 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:38,200 Yank! Come on, yank like you don't... 659 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,410 Gross. 660 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,510 I knew you could control that thing. 661 00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:50,650 I... still don't know how. 662 00:33:52,150 --> 00:33:54,460 I never get sick of being right. 663 00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:06,900 You need to lay off those pretzels, old man. 664 00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:19,480 You alright? 665 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,880 - You're alright. - Yes. 666 00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:25,610 Yes. You... you saved me... 667 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,620 Yeah, I saved you. Exactly. Exactly. 668 00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,960 I'm impressed. 669 00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:39,930 Honestly, I thought I'd be mopping up Earp goo for sure. 670 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,420 I passed your dumb test. 671 00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:43,600 Now how do I use this thing to kill Bulshar? 672 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,320 Well, now, here's the thing, pretty ladies. 673 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:47,980 The arm isn't the weapon. 674 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,330 - What?! - You better be joking, 675 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,856 or you better have really good health insurance. 676 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,400 - Okay, calm down. - I am sick and tired of your shit. 677 00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:57,850 I have proven myself time and time again, 678 00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,860 and you would know that if you'd been doing your job properly. 679 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,820 She used her gifts and passed the trial. 680 00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,050 Huh? 681 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,600 Because now I know that Mercedes's claim is true. 682 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,590 A miracle did happen. 683 00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:11,960 And you... 684 00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:16,970 ... are the one. 685 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,800 The champion. 686 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,070 Doc! 687 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,800 - Nicole! - Oh, thank God you're okay! 688 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,970 Here. I got it, I got it. 689 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Nicole. 690 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,890 What did you do? 691 00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:47,720 I retrieved the book. 692 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,940 What did you do, Doc?!! 693 00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:54,260 The fire was too much. 694 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,370 For him? 695 00:35:59,430 --> 00:36:01,100 Or for you?! 696 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,600 You killed him. 697 00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:06,470 You don't understand what it's like. 698 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,140 The hunger. 699 00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,780 The way it feels. 700 00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:13,699 I know that I am the only one 701 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,700 who volunteered to handle you! 702 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,450 I know that I'm the last friend that you had!! 703 00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:34,100 If I ever see you again, John Henry... 704 00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:37,140 ... I will kill you. 705 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,120 - Hey. - Oh, shit. 706 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,040 Okay, so what do you mean, that Waverly's the champion? 707 00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:13,820 That ring on your finger: Bulshar stole it from your father. 708 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,540 So we know neither of them had taste. 709 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:19,810 Also... Julian and Bulshar knew each other? 710 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,820 They were the original haters. 711 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,120 You are the daughter of one of two angels 712 00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:26,690 tasked with protecting the Garden: Juan Carlo... 713 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,160 And Julian. 714 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:31,660 Hmm. Whew. 715 00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:32,730 Okay. 716 00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:36,660 So... what does that make Bulshar? 717 00:37:36,730 --> 00:37:38,900 Juan Carlo says, and I quote: 718 00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,730 "Bulshar was created in the Garden 719 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,900 to enjoy the spoils of Paradise." 720 00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:45,510 What does he mean by "created in the Garden"? 721 00:37:45,570 --> 00:37:47,260 I don't know, but he, uh, 722 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,820 he says before Bulshar was known as Sheriff Clootie, 723 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,580 he took the form of a... 724 00:37:54,150 --> 00:37:56,360 Son-of-a-basilisk. 725 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,420 - Is that a snake? - The snake. 726 00:37:58,490 --> 00:38:00,659 - Jesus Christ. - Different book. 727 00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:01,960 Bulshar's the snake! 728 00:38:03,790 --> 00:38:05,160 The snake from the Garden. 729 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:06,820 As in: The Last Temptation of Snake 730 00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:08,620 featuring special guest star the Apple. 731 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:11,879 - Wow. Don't forget Eve. - Ah. I wish I could. 732 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,960 Don't even get me started on that girl. 733 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:15,600 Bobo was right. 734 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:19,000 This isn't a demon's ring, it's an angel's. 735 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,940 Guys, I don't understand. It doesn't even have a diamond. 736 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:23,740 And it found its way back to you. 737 00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:25,916 We had to confirm you could wield the power of the ring. 738 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,050 You're only half-angel. There's no precedent. 739 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,750 Well, I... I think I proved myself today. 740 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:33,890 Yeah. Oh, and the other day, with my face. 741 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,739 Um, can you do other body parts? 742 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:37,339 Because I have a date tonight, 743 00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:39,680 and I went really hard on the gelato while I was away. 744 00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:41,520 Waverly absolutely proved herself. 745 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:42,980 Which means there's hope for us all. 746 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:44,230 Oh! 747 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,739 "We guarded the entrance to keep him in, 748 00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:49,199 to keep everything in. 749 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,440 But we failed, Julian and I." 750 00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:53,440 Julian as in Waverly's father. 751 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,080 Yeah. 752 00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,210 "It has been a lifetime since we had the chance to right this wrong. 753 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,350 And it will be another lifetime until we can strike again. 754 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:06,890 On this night, and this night only, we must stop him." 755 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:09,260 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 756 00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,520 - I recognize this. - What? 757 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,490 This is the Blood Eclipse. The pledge moon. 758 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,000 Visible once every 120 years or so. 759 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,500 - How do you know that? - I minored in astronomy. 760 00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:21,499 With a Major in jazz history? 761 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,500 Are you too employable? 762 00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,470 Wait a minute. Wait. 763 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:31,040 There's one happening soon. Like... tomorrow soon. 764 00:39:31,450 --> 00:39:33,710 Then we better get ready. 765 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,020 So what do I do to stop Bulshar? 766 00:39:37,090 --> 00:39:39,720 You take your rightful place on your father's throne. 767 00:39:40,890 --> 00:39:43,020 - Then what happens? - The Garden gets sealed. 768 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:44,859 No, what happens to my sister? 769 00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,380 She saves the world. 770 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,230 Just cut the shit! 771 00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:53,030 What's it gonna cost us? 772 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,710 Her life. She'll turn to stone. 773 00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:06,180 No, she won't. 'Cause that is not gonna happen. 774 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:07,920 But Waverly is the only thing standing 775 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,720 between humanity and total annihilation. 776 00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:13,879 In the grand scheme of things, isn't... 777 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,320 one life kind of... 778 00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,290 Well, it's still mine. 779 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,560 There's no goddamn way I am sacrificing her. 780 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,180 Well, it's not really up to you anymore, is it? 781 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:32,570 I don't... I don't think I can do this. 782 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,440 Wow. 783 00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:40,880 You selfish, shortsighted, weak-willed millennials. 784 00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:42,750 You're gonna kill us all. 785 00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:46,120 I expected more from you. And so would your father. 786 00:40:55,070 --> 00:40:58,360 Alright, Maeve... you got your body. 787 00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,360 Now wake up! 788 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,440 Nicole, hey, you can... you can stand down. 789 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,210 She's not in there. 790 00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:07,710 Why not? 791 00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:10,020 I... I don't know. 792 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,120 But the fire witch is gone. 793 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,690 And so is Charlie. 794 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:18,959 What are we gonna tell Wynonna? 795 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,960 What happened to Doc? 796 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,180 I wish I knew. 797 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,200 - If it's the only way to stop Bulshar... - It won't be. 798 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,659 - If it was you that could save us... - I will. 799 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,700 ... you'd sacrifice yourself in a heartbeat! 800 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,679 In a heartbeat to save the world. 801 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,300 - To save me. - Yeah. 802 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:40,260 But this... this time, this one time... 803 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,060 ... I'm gonna be selfish as hell. 804 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,420 I've been through some shit, baby girl. 805 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,090 Some shit that brought me so low, 806 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,530 I didn't think I'd ever see the light again. 807 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,930 You're the only thing that keeps me going. 808 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,630 You're the light, Waverly. 809 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,680 So I know it can't be true, 810 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:07,570 'cause even my destiny can't be this cruel. 811 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,370 Come here. 812 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,560 You've said it before and I'll say it again. 813 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,060 Being an Earp sucks balls. 814 00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:39,770 Waverly, it's 9 p.m. in the middle of winter. 815 00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:43,440 Why hasn't the sun set yet? 816 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,680 Coming! 817 00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:46,909 Please look like your profile photo, 818 00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:49,210 please look like your profile photo. 819 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:55,959 Ah, no-show. 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