1 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:03,478 Sync & corrections by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:03,986 --> 00:01:07,104 Cute kids. You've kept them out of the spotlight. 3 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,104 They've kept themselves out pretty much. 4 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,689 Mind you, they don't look like that anymore. 5 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:12,917 You look exactly the same, though. 6 00:01:13,386 --> 00:01:15,300 Well, maybe that's the secret to ageing. 7 00:01:15,306 --> 00:01:16,690 If you're exhausted in your 20s, 8 00:01:16,696 --> 00:01:18,507 you're more or less look the same in your 40s. 9 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:23,918 We've heard a lot about this term lately, WAGs. Is it sexist? 10 00:01:23,924 --> 00:01:25,520 Kath, as a former model 11 00:01:25,526 --> 00:01:27,997 and the wife of the Southern Jets coach, what do you think? 12 00:01:28,003 --> 00:01:29,355 Look, Juanita... 13 00:01:29,361 --> 00:01:32,377 the truth is that the wives and girlfriends of footballers, 14 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,206 like the partners of anyone in society, 15 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:37,585 come from an incredibly diverse range of backgrounds. 16 00:01:38,088 --> 00:01:40,301 A lot of us don't have anything in common, 17 00:01:40,314 --> 00:01:42,888 except for the support we give our partners. 18 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:46,399 Sure, like a lot of labels, it-it can be used as a stereotype. 19 00:01:46,405 --> 00:01:48,515 But at the end of the day, it's just a word. 20 00:01:48,521 --> 00:01:50,300 I mean, it's not even that, it's an acronym. 21 00:01:50,306 --> 00:01:53,803 So, you know, you can call me anything you like, 22 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,998 but to my friends I'm Kath. 23 00:01:56,004 --> 00:01:58,805 Your husband, Brian, has had an incredible career. 24 00:01:58,811 --> 00:02:00,320 - We're very proud of him. - But... 25 00:02:00,326 --> 00:02:03,357 Jack Davies' meltdown at last year's grand final 26 00:02:03,363 --> 00:02:05,672 must have been a real low. 27 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:09,827 You know, there were 16 teams that didn't make the make it 28 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,538 to the grand final last year... 29 00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:13,531 - and we did. - Of course, 30 00:02:13,537 --> 00:02:16,445 but everyone at the Southern Jets must be feeling it, 31 00:02:16,451 --> 00:02:18,320 losing by a single point. 32 00:02:19,136 --> 00:02:21,441 Doesn't get much closer than that, does it? 33 00:02:22,027 --> 00:02:23,628 It's a beautiful day in Melbourne 34 00:02:23,634 --> 00:02:26,011 and there's nothing like the start of a new season. 35 00:02:26,017 --> 00:02:28,435 It's a clean slate and anything is possible. 36 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:31,026 We're still a few weeks out from the start of the season proper, 37 00:02:31,032 --> 00:02:33,300 - but the footy is well and truly back. - _ 38 00:02:33,306 --> 00:02:36,263 The Southern Jets form has already copped plenty of criticism 39 00:02:36,269 --> 00:02:38,289 and there's a lot riding on the new recruits 40 00:02:38,295 --> 00:02:41,620 to hit the ground running for their first home-and-away match. 41 00:02:41,626 --> 00:02:45,008 I mean, everyone's been real supportive, ah... 42 00:02:45,014 --> 00:02:46,235 Eye contact. 43 00:02:47,372 --> 00:02:49,150 I mean, it's a pretty big adjustment. 44 00:02:49,156 --> 00:02:51,959 You know, it's a bit like startin' school again. 45 00:02:51,965 --> 00:02:54,150 Very nice. Goals for the season. 46 00:02:54,535 --> 00:02:56,739 Just be there for the boys, and... 47 00:02:56,745 --> 00:02:58,891 turn up at every training session, and... 48 00:02:59,168 --> 00:03:01,920 follow up in the gym and on the field. 49 00:03:01,998 --> 00:03:03,198 And? 50 00:03:04,803 --> 00:03:06,829 Oh, um, stamina. 51 00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:08,602 Get my fitness up, so I'm not so knackered at... 52 00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:11,814 - Tired. - Tired at the end of the day. 53 00:03:12,307 --> 00:03:13,686 Getting better. 54 00:03:15,394 --> 00:03:17,507 OK, let's pick this up again tomorrow. 55 00:03:17,705 --> 00:03:19,394 All right. Thanks. 56 00:03:20,899 --> 00:03:22,332 Oh, one last thing... 57 00:03:23,027 --> 00:03:24,811 - you got a girlfriend? - Yeah. 58 00:03:24,817 --> 00:03:26,119 Don't let her talk. 59 00:03:26,615 --> 00:03:27,981 What? In general? 60 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:29,994 To the media. About anything. 61 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,816 Right. Got it. 62 00:03:35,795 --> 00:03:37,822 - Yes! - Yes, yes, yes! 63 00:03:40,976 --> 00:03:42,176 Hey. 64 00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:45,170 - How'd you go? - Well, how do you think? 65 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,062 They ask about Jack again? 66 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:49,740 Oh, they're bored. They'll forget all about it by the first win. 67 00:03:50,032 --> 00:03:51,427 Bloody journos. 68 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:53,342 They bang on about team cohesion 69 00:03:53,348 --> 00:03:55,146 and they won't stop hanging shit on us. 70 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,933 Yeah, biting back won't get you anywhere. 71 00:03:56,939 --> 00:03:59,238 Ho, so, what am I supposed to do? Roll over? 72 00:03:59,244 --> 00:04:01,621 - Been doin' that all summer. - Be patient. 73 00:04:01,627 --> 00:04:03,720 You need them as much as they need you. 74 00:04:06,943 --> 00:04:08,634 Daniel looks like he's settling in. 75 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:10,772 Missing his girlfriend a bit. 76 00:04:10,778 --> 00:04:13,453 Oh. That's refreshing. 77 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:24,441 Dan! 78 00:04:25,831 --> 00:04:27,032 Come here. 79 00:04:37,155 --> 00:04:38,641 We're never leaving Melbourne. 80 00:04:38,647 --> 00:04:41,264 I'm setting a five... no, 10-year minimum. 81 00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:42,859 I can't survive another farewell. 82 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,563 Don't even know if you're gonna like it here yet. 83 00:04:44,569 --> 00:04:47,261 You and I, we're never doing long-distance again. 84 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:50,763 Well, that's lucky. I thought I was gonna have to break up with ya. 85 00:04:59,387 --> 00:05:01,083 What do you mean you haven't seen it?! 86 00:05:01,089 --> 00:05:03,997 Well, I was waiting for you. Are you ready? One... 87 00:05:04,072 --> 00:05:05,272 - T... - Three. 88 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:08,490 - Oh... - Holy shit! 89 00:05:12,276 --> 00:05:13,997 Oh, my... Oh...! 90 00:05:14,186 --> 00:05:17,133 I thought they'd put you up with other players, but this is... 91 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:19,643 - You're a big deal. - Nah, the club owns it. 92 00:05:19,649 --> 00:05:21,465 Was Connor Marrello's when he first got here. 93 00:05:21,803 --> 00:05:24,534 It hands-down beats the joint I've been stayin' at. 94 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:26,337 All right, what else have you got in here? You got a cinema room? 95 00:05:26,343 --> 00:05:27,908 - A lap pool? - I don't know, maybe. 96 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:34,696 We've got blackout blinds with a remote in the spare room. 97 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:38,213 We've got coconut water here! It's water made entirely of coconut! 98 00:05:38,219 --> 00:05:41,014 - What?! We've got two toilets! - What? 99 00:05:41,396 --> 00:05:43,122 Two toilets. One each. 100 00:05:43,128 --> 00:05:44,596 We're never fighting again. 101 00:05:49,021 --> 00:05:50,925 There's a barbecue today at the coach's house. 102 00:05:51,621 --> 00:05:52,904 Oh, well you don't have to come. 103 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:55,001 - You got your big job interview tomorrow. - Mm-hm. 104 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,013 When you win the Brownlow 105 00:05:57,019 --> 00:05:59,027 you still have to come to all my teaching stuff. 106 00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:03,248 Mm! 107 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,198 Bloody hell! 108 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:16,116 Yeah, I don't s'pose they said anythin' 'bout a dress code? 109 00:06:19,676 --> 00:06:20,883 Hey... 110 00:06:21,352 --> 00:06:23,011 - Huh? - you're gonna have fun, I promise. 111 00:06:23,747 --> 00:06:26,427 OK, if either of us get stuck we'll just shoot bat signals. 112 00:06:26,506 --> 00:06:30,107 Or whistle. Or make inappropriately long eye contact. 113 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,605 We don't have to stay. 114 00:06:48,378 --> 00:06:49,578 Right. 115 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,263 Excuse me. 116 00:06:51,568 --> 00:06:53,777 - Could we grab a couple of beers? - I'm not drinking. 117 00:06:53,783 --> 00:06:56,677 - I am. Hair of the dog. - Of course. What would you like? 118 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,086 - Anything cold. - Oh, we're fine, actually. 119 00:06:59,092 --> 00:07:00,419 - Yeah. - Thanks. 120 00:07:00,425 --> 00:07:01,976 So, you're here with Daniel. 121 00:07:02,913 --> 00:07:05,992 'Kay. That's a bit creepy. You're obviously a footy fan, then. 122 00:07:06,084 --> 00:07:07,583 Yes, you could say that. 123 00:07:07,589 --> 00:07:09,186 Paige, this isn't just a fan, he's... 124 00:07:09,192 --> 00:07:12,295 We're all very much looking forward to seeing what he can do. 125 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,206 Yeah, especially me. 126 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:15,976 It's all about controlling the nerves 127 00:07:15,982 --> 00:07:17,364 the first few games, you know? 128 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,673 - I'll remember that. - Enjoy. 129 00:07:20,855 --> 00:07:24,296 - Daniel. - Hey, Kath. Amazing place. 130 00:07:24,302 --> 00:07:26,911 - Hey, this is, ah, Paige. - Paige, hello. 131 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:29,414 It's really nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you. 132 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:31,409 And I, about you. 133 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:34,626 Yeah, but, nah, thanks for having us. 134 00:07:35,117 --> 00:07:36,917 And I see you've met our club president. 135 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,522 - Hm? - Andrew McLeish. 136 00:07:39,895 --> 00:07:41,095 I tried to tell ya. 137 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:43,033 Oi, Fletcher! 138 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:44,889 That's the captain. 139 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:47,638 Go do your footy business. I'm good. 140 00:07:47,644 --> 00:07:49,432 - Are you sure? - Yeah, course. 141 00:07:52,107 --> 00:07:54,491 Oh, you know, a lot of girls struggle with that. 142 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,007 With what? 143 00:07:56,205 --> 00:07:59,295 You know how there's three people in your relationship now, 144 00:07:59,487 --> 00:08:01,612 you, Daniel and Sherrin. 145 00:08:03,454 --> 00:08:06,072 The football. You know, the brand. 146 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:08,886 It's not important. Why don't you come with me? 147 00:08:09,787 --> 00:08:11,984 Ladies, I'd like you to meet Fletcher's girlfriend. 148 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:13,581 This is Paige Dunkley. 149 00:08:14,513 --> 00:08:15,713 Hey, mate. 150 00:08:16,411 --> 00:08:18,716 - Hi. Hello. - Hello. 151 00:08:18,722 --> 00:08:20,810 So, this is Maddy, this is Trav's wife. 152 00:08:20,816 --> 00:08:23,029 Two kids, lover of losing consciousness. 153 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:24,443 I don't sleep, ever. 154 00:08:24,449 --> 00:08:26,215 And this is Jessie, Jack's wife, 155 00:08:26,221 --> 00:08:27,903 who's about to make a comeback of her own 156 00:08:27,909 --> 00:08:29,825 that will eclipse even her husband on the footy field. 157 00:08:29,831 --> 00:08:32,926 You know, it's possible. If you don't compare us on a few key points. 158 00:08:32,932 --> 00:08:34,919 You know, like income. 159 00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:38,497 Oh, yeah, but I'm a teacher, and we don't even make pay parity, so... 160 00:08:38,503 --> 00:08:40,206 - Sorry. - Don't be. 161 00:08:41,402 --> 00:08:44,626 Hey, Jess, where's his blankie? Your mum's here. 162 00:08:44,632 --> 00:08:46,925 - Uh, should be in his bag, Jack. - No, it's not there. 163 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:49,432 Did you try the side pocket? It gets stuck in there sometimes. 164 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:53,419 No. Bugger, I know where it is. Um, sorry. 165 00:08:53,589 --> 00:08:55,306 Hey, Jack, it's in the car! 166 00:08:55,312 --> 00:08:58,324 - That's Jack and their son JJ. - Yeah, father-son rule, 167 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:01,238 he'll be the third generation of Davies to come through this club. 168 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,107 He's a toddler. 169 00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:05,839 - Yeah, and? - What if he doesn't like footy? 170 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:11,212 You know what? She should meet Tahlia. Tahlia! 171 00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:14,501 Paige, this is Tahlia, Connor's girlfriend. 172 00:09:14,626 --> 00:09:16,844 Tahlia, this is Paige Dunkley. 173 00:09:17,087 --> 00:09:19,086 - Hello. - Oh, welcome! 174 00:09:21,202 --> 00:09:23,414 Wow. You're so soft. 175 00:09:23,593 --> 00:09:25,772 Oh, that's sweet. 176 00:09:25,778 --> 00:09:27,077 Thank you. 177 00:09:28,211 --> 00:09:30,594 Yeah, you know, a m... a mate of mine back in Casterton 178 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,147 is, like, obsessed with you. 179 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:35,219 N-not.. not like 'killing you, wear your skin' obsessed, 180 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:36,807 sh-she really likes your... 181 00:09:37,687 --> 00:09:40,056 ah, well, your everythin', really, whole package. 182 00:09:42,274 --> 00:09:45,281 Casterton, birthplace of the kelpie? 183 00:09:45,287 --> 00:09:48,103 - Oh, yeah, you've been? - No. No, no, no. 184 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,075 But I am very good at remembering random facts. 185 00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:52,211 I don't want to toot my own horn, 186 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:55,119 but I would be an incredible asset to any trivia team. 187 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,792 - Yeah, you would actually. - Oh. Thank you. 188 00:09:57,995 --> 00:09:59,889 Is that bread? 189 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,981 Oh... yeah, and sausages. 190 00:10:02,987 --> 00:10:05,787 I think I got the wrong info. I thought this was a barbecue. 191 00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:10,330 Oh, you are too kind. Thank you, I'll just get rid of that for you. 192 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,332 I won't be offended if no one eats it. 193 00:10:12,338 --> 00:10:13,538 Thank you. 194 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:19,426 You know, Tahlia has a really big launch tomorrow. 195 00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:21,882 Oh, that sounds exciting. 196 00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:24,233 - For what? - It's my first fragrance. 197 00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:26,043 Tahlia By Tahlia. 198 00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:28,916 Yeah, it's gonna be really fancy. Lots of freebies. 199 00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:32,742 - Lots of wine. - You should come along. Shouldn't she? 200 00:10:33,539 --> 00:10:36,998 - Sure. - Oh, um, that's lovely... 201 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,792 but I've got this big job interview tomorrow, 202 00:10:38,798 --> 00:10:41,027 so I'll probably just hang low with Dan. 203 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:43,583 Oh, he's coming. All the boys are. 204 00:10:43,589 --> 00:10:46,152 - Didn't he mention that? - Uh, nuh. 205 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:48,058 You know what? It would be a great opportunity 206 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:51,559 - for you to meet everyone. Mm. - Especially before the season starts. 207 00:10:52,761 --> 00:10:54,183 I should get back to Dan. 208 00:10:54,189 --> 00:10:57,219 Oh, I think Trav's cornered him, so he could be a while. 209 00:10:58,164 --> 00:10:59,377 OK. 210 00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,166 She's a live wire. 211 00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:05,482 I like her. 212 00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:10,673 Didn't plan it that way. 213 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:14,710 Well, of course, if I had the choice, I'd rather go out on top. 214 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:17,943 But I'm enjoying being on the coaching staff. 215 00:11:18,117 --> 00:11:19,906 You're a natural, mate. I don't know what you are worried about. 216 00:11:19,907 --> 00:11:21,183 - Hey. - Having fun? 217 00:11:21,189 --> 00:11:23,297 Yeah. Heaps. You about ready to go? 218 00:11:25,397 --> 00:11:27,409 I should probably stay for the speeches. 219 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:29,210 Kath was gonna give me a tour anyway. 220 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,008 You should count the toilets. 221 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,515 Stand by for updates. 222 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,406 Something's different. 223 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,639 You've exfoliated. 224 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,623 You've had sex. 225 00:11:43,942 --> 00:11:45,940 I have had sex. Hmm. 226 00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:47,248 And won something? 227 00:11:47,442 --> 00:11:49,162 You've won something while having sex? 228 00:11:50,369 --> 00:11:53,972 I, um, I think I'm about to be offered partner. 229 00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:56,563 Oh, ding, ding, ding! 230 00:11:56,569 --> 00:11:59,217 I'm not sure I can take it, not with Trav still coaching, and the kids. 231 00:11:59,223 --> 00:12:01,013 Oh! Well, listen, 232 00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:03,926 you should be taking any job that makes you look like that. 233 00:12:16,476 --> 00:12:18,295 - I wouldn't go there. - What? 234 00:12:18,996 --> 00:12:21,558 Oh, no. Uh, I thought she was waving. 235 00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:23,697 Mm, yeah. Where's your missus? 236 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,277 - Oh, she's here. - How long have you been together? 237 00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:27,863 Oh, three and a bit years. 238 00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:29,590 Oh, so she's your chicken schnitty. 239 00:12:29,878 --> 00:12:32,089 - My what? - Your go-to, your favourite. 240 00:12:32,095 --> 00:12:35,386 Oh, well, my only, really. 241 00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:36,688 Now you're in Melbourne, mate, 242 00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:39,048 whole different bunch of cuisines on the menu. 243 00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:41,439 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. There you go. 244 00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:43,447 - Oh, will you, now? Nah, - Mmm. 245 00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:45,150 not much of a foodie, meself. 246 00:12:45,324 --> 00:12:47,631 - Babe? Hi. - Mm? Mmm. 247 00:12:47,637 --> 00:12:49,443 You said you weren't drinking. 248 00:12:49,449 --> 00:12:52,533 - Babe, I lied. - Oh. 249 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:57,233 She your... schnitty? 250 00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:59,429 No, mate. She's more of a seasonal treat. 251 00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:00,942 You'll catch on. 252 00:13:03,427 --> 00:13:04,627 Hi! 253 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:09,227 - Uh... uh, sorry, I think... - I met your girlfriend. 254 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,729 Oh, Paige? 255 00:13:10,735 --> 00:13:13,935 Yeah. She's nice. Sweet. 256 00:13:14,874 --> 00:13:16,193 Uh, I like her. 257 00:13:16,199 --> 00:13:17,658 That's good to know. 258 00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:28,483 This isn't easy for me. 259 00:13:29,545 --> 00:13:32,641 - And what am I meant to do? - Nothing. That's the whole point. 260 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:34,959 - OK, so I just disappear? - No, no, no. Of course not. 261 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,964 He does not change how we both feel. 262 00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:39,539 There's nothing I can do about that. 263 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,549 Took a bit of pushing, but they're on board. 264 00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:51,512 - It's the right move. - I didn't say a word. 265 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,231 Any plans tonight? 266 00:13:54,785 --> 00:13:57,215 Might be a five-star hotel with my name on it. 267 00:13:58,269 --> 00:13:59,469 You? 268 00:14:01,613 --> 00:14:03,520 Yeah, I thought I might head into town myself, 269 00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:05,945 see if I can bump into someone special. 270 00:14:07,419 --> 00:14:09,427 You let me know how you go with that. 271 00:14:17,119 --> 00:14:20,856 Hi. I'm Paige. I'm... I'm Daniel's girlfriend. 272 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,549 - Lauren. - Are you someone's wife or girlfriend? 273 00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:25,526 Uh, no, no. I'm one of the club doctors. 274 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,359 And I'm divorced, so that's a double no. 275 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,854 All right, listen up. 276 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,657 You will need this. 277 00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:35,828 Brian's pre-season speeches go on a bit. 278 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,773 I'll spare you the bullshit. 279 00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:39,945 It's been a tough pre-season. 280 00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:41,965 And I know you've worked hard, 281 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,419 but in the last couple of weeks, I think it's fair to say, 282 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,941 we've still got a long way to go. 283 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,349 Which is why I've decided 284 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,537 we're heading back to camp tomorrow morning. 285 00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:53,825 - Is that normal? - No. 286 00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:55,746 - If you've got questions speak to the - I said the boys would be at the launch. 287 00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,385 - coaching staff. - They're on the press release. 288 00:14:57,391 --> 00:14:59,885 bus leaves at 8:00. Oh, and... 289 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,198 Connor had a few words to say. 290 00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:05,300 I won't bore you with the usual captain's spiel. 291 00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:07,994 Of course, I support the call to go back to camp... 292 00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:09,638 uh... 293 00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:11,833 this is more of a personal thing. 294 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,317 Tahls and I are getting married. 295 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,193 Whoo! 296 00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:24,704 You kept that a secret. 297 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:26,821 - I did! - Oh! 298 00:15:27,188 --> 00:15:29,409 I mean, it's fuckin' nuts, 299 00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:31,208 but the Dogs did it, couple of years back, 300 00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:32,691 and then they took home the flag that year. 301 00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:34,857 - Sounds good. - Are you right? 302 00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:37,385 Yeah, what's the deal with Tahlia? 303 00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:39,087 - Tahlia? - Connor's girlfriend. 304 00:15:39,093 --> 00:15:40,573 The one with the stick up her arse. 305 00:15:40,579 --> 00:15:43,263 - What did she do to you? - Nothing. It's just a vibe. 306 00:15:43,269 --> 00:15:44,888 I don't know. She's always been nice to me. 307 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,644 That's 'cause you've got your cock goggles on. 308 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:49,784 - What?! No! - Oh, come on, she's hot. 309 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,711 - Not my type. - Oh, yeah? 310 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,070 Nuh, nothing. Does nothing for me. 311 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:57,364 Your spank bank consists of Mila Kunis, 312 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,953 - Tahlia Woods... - No one uses 'spank banks' anymore. 313 00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:02,272 - Well, what do you call it? - The Internet. 314 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:03,951 - Mmm? - It's ruined all imagination. 315 00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:06,240 You type in one innocent little word, 'tickle'... 316 00:16:06,645 --> 00:16:09,356 - 'squat'... 'apple'... - Well, they're dirty. 317 00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:11,026 - 'Apple'? - Yeah. 318 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,569 Want me to demonstrate? 319 00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:28,564 _ 320 00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:32,462 - I need your birth certificate. - Oh, it's in a box somewhere. 321 00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:33,985 Can I find it when I get back? 322 00:16:33,991 --> 00:16:35,223 If you want to get married this year, 323 00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:36,769 we are going to have to move quickly. 324 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:40,441 - Did you get on to your mum? - Still hiking in Bolivia. 325 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,720 Oh, good! 326 00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:44,325 So she's gonna read about our engagement on a Google alert. 327 00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:46,213 - Why do you care so much? - Why do you reckon? 328 00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:48,313 My family doesn't hate you. 329 00:16:48,401 --> 00:16:50,201 When you asked your mum to spend time with me, 330 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:52,209 she booked us into a silent retreat. 331 00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:55,209 - Uncle Mike likes you. - Well, Uncle Mike's got good taste. 332 00:16:55,608 --> 00:16:58,695 And if your mum gives me Feminism For Dummies again for my birthday... 333 00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,606 She won't be invited to the wedding. 334 00:17:09,085 --> 00:17:12,397 Oh, he hooks it, straight through the middle! 335 00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:15,204 Come out, boys. All right... 336 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,085 - Hey. - Hey. 337 00:17:17,091 --> 00:17:18,814 Hey, you wanna play? We could play two-player. 338 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,205 Nuh. Are the kids in bed? 339 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,553 Uh... On it. 340 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,344 - Hang on. Hang on. Wait. - What? 341 00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:27,575 So, David wants to have a lunch meeting tomorrow. 342 00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,852 Oh... 343 00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:32,035 They're going to offer you partner. 344 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,839 - I think so. - Course they fucking are! 345 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,048 I mean... 346 00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:38,829 Ah. No, no, no, it's OK. 347 00:17:38,835 --> 00:17:42,731 Um, we could ask Luce to do a few more days with the kids. 348 00:17:42,737 --> 00:17:45,683 Or Mum could come over a bit more. 349 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,675 Yeah, I mean, we could just send them to boarding school. 350 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:50,571 Maybe overseas. The Swiss Alps? Somewhere really remote. 351 00:17:51,254 --> 00:17:52,454 Is that what you want? 352 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,386 No. We agreed we are not going to outsource our kids. 353 00:17:55,392 --> 00:17:57,917 No, this isn't outsourcing. We are accepting help. 354 00:17:57,923 --> 00:18:00,920 It's like buying a car with power steering, or a government bailout. 355 00:18:00,926 --> 00:18:02,803 - Not the same. - Plus... 356 00:18:02,809 --> 00:18:04,616 I'm not playing. I-I got heaps more time. 357 00:18:04,622 --> 00:18:08,217 - You're still coaching at the club. - Look, this was our deal, 358 00:18:08,515 --> 00:18:11,598 I retire, you go full throttle. 359 00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,006 I promise... 360 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,404 I got you. 361 00:18:16,382 --> 00:18:17,663 You got me? 362 00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:20,459 I got... you. 363 00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:23,692 OK. You have got to stop watching those hip-hop videos. 364 00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:26,008 - What? What? - No. Nup. 365 00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,233 Uh-uh. 366 00:18:48,774 --> 00:18:50,153 You can put that there. 367 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:57,204 I don't know how to tell you this, 368 00:18:57,377 --> 00:19:00,404 but Bruce Willis is halfway through saving Christmas. 369 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,311 You just going to stand there all night? 370 00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:24,647 OK. If I tell you, you can't judge. 371 00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:26,170 I never judge. 372 00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:27,920 Yeah, right. 373 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:34,928 When I was a kid, I wanted to be a train driver. 374 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:39,202 Yeah. More information, please. 375 00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:43,206 Well, they go fast, they drive on tracks... What's not to love? 376 00:19:43,212 --> 00:19:44,748 I was going to be a fireman. 377 00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:48,930 Ooh, see, that's unfair. You know I love uniforms. 378 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,000 Well, if the whole coaching thing doesn't work out... 379 00:19:52,006 --> 00:19:53,821 Mm, we could be partners. 380 00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:56,328 - Mm. - Matching outfits. 381 00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:58,397 Thanks. 382 00:19:59,211 --> 00:20:01,046 But I prefer to work alone. 383 00:20:06,244 --> 00:20:07,950 I could do next Wednesday. 384 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:11,955 Oh, Wednesday? No, I can't. I've got a charity thing. 385 00:20:12,687 --> 00:20:13,901 Week after? 386 00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:16,627 I'm gonna have to play it by ear. Sorry. 387 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,802 Lachie mentioned something about coming home. 388 00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:20,907 So we're looking at over three weeks again. 389 00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:23,235 Yeah, if nothing shifts, yeah. 390 00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:28,890 What's this? 391 00:20:29,273 --> 00:20:30,771 Oh, you know how every Tim 392 00:20:30,777 --> 00:20:32,582 - we're together, you... - I pay. 393 00:20:32,588 --> 00:20:34,065 I was thinking we could stop doin' that. 394 00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:35,885 So you don't want me as a client anymore? 395 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,824 - There's more between us than that. - Adam... 396 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,235 I know you have your rules. I'm not asking you to break them for me. 397 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,441 Aren't you? 398 00:20:43,447 --> 00:20:45,924 I do not understand you at all. 399 00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:48,815 Well, that's the beauty of this, you don't have to. 400 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,894 - Dan? - Just packin'. Bus is goin' in 20. 401 00:21:02,316 --> 00:21:05,199 - What's with the dresses? - Hang on! 402 00:21:11,527 --> 00:21:13,317 What the fuck? 403 00:21:15,681 --> 00:21:16,887 What are you doin'? 404 00:21:16,981 --> 00:21:19,387 Nothin'. What's this about? 405 00:21:19,393 --> 00:21:21,475 - Oh, Tahlia sent 'em. - Tahlia? 406 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,687 Yeah, there was a note. Somethin' about a launch. 407 00:21:28,271 --> 00:21:29,471 You off? 408 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:30,864 Yeah. 409 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,280 What? 410 00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:35,256 I know what you're gonna say, but... 411 00:21:35,823 --> 00:21:37,792 - I want you to take this. - I don't need money from you. 412 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,509 - I'm gettin' a job. - Well, till then... 413 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,832 - For emergencies. Just... - I'm not gonna use it. 414 00:21:41,838 --> 00:21:43,929 just... take it. 415 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,931 Good luck with the interview. 416 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,451 - Make sure you let me know how it all goes. - Mm. 417 00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:59,422 Oh, by the way, that dress... 418 00:21:59,914 --> 00:22:01,114 you'd nail it. 419 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,331 In here, babe! Have you seen my charger? 420 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,039 Top drawer! 421 00:22:18,469 --> 00:22:19,860 How was your night? 422 00:22:20,343 --> 00:22:23,226 - Good. Yours? - Yeah, can't complain. 423 00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:31,024 Look, I know you think this camp is a mistake, 424 00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:32,425 but I don't know what else to do. 425 00:22:32,828 --> 00:22:34,241 Right, they're not gelling, 426 00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:35,917 they're not a team. 427 00:22:35,923 --> 00:22:37,149 Well, they have to meet you... 428 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:38,826 and you have to trust that they can do it. 429 00:22:38,832 --> 00:22:41,453 Yeah, they don't believe I can get 'em back to the grand final. 430 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:46,010 It's not your fault. You didn't give away that 50m penalty. 431 00:22:48,795 --> 00:22:51,289 We're all disappointed with the Southern Jets. 432 00:22:51,295 --> 00:22:53,099 How do you play off in a grand final 433 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,892 and have pre-season form as ordinary as this?! 434 00:22:55,898 --> 00:22:58,346 We've got Darren from Doncaster on the line to weigh in. 435 00:22:58,352 --> 00:22:59,950 Darren, what d'ya think? 436 00:22:59,956 --> 00:23:01,760 Brian Rickards and Andrew McLeish 437 00:23:01,766 --> 00:23:04,832 reckon no one inside the club blames Davies for his brain snap, 438 00:23:04,838 --> 00:23:07,057 but the way they're playin', it's a bloody disgrace! 439 00:23:07,063 --> 00:23:08,354 Yeah, there's no cohesion, 440 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,315 the players aren't talking to each other... 441 00:23:18,707 --> 00:23:19,979 Hey, gorgeous. 442 00:23:20,187 --> 00:23:21,499 It's fine. 443 00:23:21,505 --> 00:23:25,005 I spoke to my publicist and she says it's gonna be OK without the boys. 444 00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:27,302 Well, I'm not surprised. So, who is coming? 445 00:23:27,308 --> 00:23:29,681 Maddy, Jessie, you... 446 00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:30,992 Paige? 447 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:35,046 Kath, I dunno what else you want me to do. 448 00:23:35,052 --> 00:23:39,160 OK? I did what you asked, I tried, I even sent her some options. 449 00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:41,166 Options? 450 00:23:41,172 --> 00:23:43,171 OK, I... I know where your head's at, 451 00:23:43,177 --> 00:23:45,845 but I promise you, it is not the same as last time. 452 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,879 I didn't know what Georgie's size was. 453 00:23:48,058 --> 00:23:51,380 And I'm pretty sure that I felt Paige out and she's definitely a 10. 454 00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,849 A Country Road 10. 455 00:23:59,757 --> 00:24:02,003 Can you be at my place at two o'clock? 456 00:24:02,172 --> 00:24:04,991 You are talking to a woman who just made partner. 457 00:24:04,997 --> 00:24:09,104 Oh, Maddy. Congratulations. About bloody time too. 458 00:24:10,439 --> 00:24:12,017 I'm about to buy myself something 459 00:24:12,023 --> 00:24:13,494 that I don't even know that I want yet. 460 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,548 That the kids can't break. Within budget. 461 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,129 So whatever you've got going on at your place 462 00:24:17,135 --> 00:24:18,347 needs to be bigger than that. 463 00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:22,692 Let me put it this way, Tahlia sent Paige some dresses. 464 00:24:22,914 --> 00:24:26,633 What is wrong with her? Why does she keep doing that? 465 00:24:30,305 --> 00:24:32,172 I think it's important kids have a sense of 466 00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:33,971 community and support, no matter what... 467 00:24:33,977 --> 00:24:35,579 academic level they are at. 468 00:24:35,977 --> 00:24:38,188 Uh, I had a teacher who helped me when I was a kid. 469 00:24:38,194 --> 00:24:41,057 She'd put in a real effort at my school, made a big difference. 470 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,966 She's the reason I wanted to become a teacher. 471 00:24:42,972 --> 00:24:45,263 You are enthusiastic, excited. 472 00:24:45,269 --> 00:24:47,327 I can tell you've never taught full-time. 473 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:48,861 I've done a lot of pracs. 474 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:52,346 A kid took a crap on my car bonnet last week. Broad daylight. 475 00:24:52,543 --> 00:24:55,913 I bet you never thought of that when you decided to become a teacher. 476 00:24:55,919 --> 00:24:58,418 Uh, my... my last prac was at Casterton High. 477 00:24:58,424 --> 00:25:00,346 Uh, they offered me a full-time position. 478 00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:02,405 Um, but I had to turn them down. 479 00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:03,943 Why? 480 00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:05,542 Oh, 'cause I moved to Melbourne. 481 00:25:05,735 --> 00:25:07,343 Well, why did you move to Melbourne? 482 00:25:07,641 --> 00:25:10,315 For the experience. I've never... uh, never taught in the city before. 483 00:25:10,321 --> 00:25:13,557 So you opted for experience over a full-time job? 484 00:25:14,477 --> 00:25:17,078 Yeah. And-and my boyfriend got a job here. 485 00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:20,953 - It-it's not just any job. - What's he saving the world, is he? 486 00:25:20,959 --> 00:25:22,972 No, no, he, um, plays football... 487 00:25:22,978 --> 00:25:25,168 - for the Southern Jets. - Oh... 488 00:25:25,174 --> 00:25:27,425 You're going out with one of the new recruits? 489 00:25:27,431 --> 00:25:29,306 Yeah. Yeah, you follow the footy? 490 00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:31,315 I've been barracking for the Southern Jets 491 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,211 since I was a kid. Lifetime member. 492 00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:35,806 Have you met Connor Marrello and Tahlia? 493 00:25:35,812 --> 00:25:37,927 - What are they like? - They seem really nice. 494 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:40,131 I knew it. 'Course they are. 495 00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:43,231 - Getting back to the interview... - Yes! Sorry. 496 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:46,818 Your resume seems adequate for someone your age, 497 00:25:46,824 --> 00:25:50,001 but most teachers starting at this school start in the same place, 498 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,207 the casuals pool. 499 00:25:51,213 --> 00:25:53,108 Even then it can take a while to get days. 500 00:25:53,114 --> 00:25:56,038 - Don't you think we can find something? - Don't think so. 501 00:25:57,096 --> 00:25:59,424 - You could take Jim's classes! - What?! 502 00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:02,236 Well, you're always saying that your plate's too full, 503 00:26:02,242 --> 00:26:04,328 being vice principal and tryin' to teach. 504 00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:06,752 It'll only be a couple of days a week, but what do you think? 505 00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:09,566 Yes! Oh, thank you! 506 00:26:09,954 --> 00:26:12,930 Thank you so much. OK! 507 00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:14,922 I won't let you down. 508 00:26:17,499 --> 00:26:18,699 Oh! 509 00:26:21,922 --> 00:26:24,021 - Hello? - What are you doing right now? 510 00:26:24,027 --> 00:26:25,661 Kath? You have my number? 511 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,566 The girls and I are gonna take you shopping for the launch. 512 00:26:28,972 --> 00:26:32,661 Oh... that sounds really nice. I-I can't make it. 513 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:33,867 What, are you busy? 514 00:26:33,873 --> 00:26:36,875 Yeah, I've got... I've got plans with, um, work colleagues. 515 00:26:36,881 --> 00:26:39,451 Uh, I think I just got a job teaching at a school, 516 00:26:39,457 --> 00:26:41,562 and, um, they wanna take me out to celebrate, 517 00:26:41,568 --> 00:26:45,257 so we're gonna go to one of those fancy restaurants with, like... 518 00:26:45,263 --> 00:26:47,633 10 courses and they take them out really slowly. 519 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:49,017 So, um, it'll... 520 00:26:49,023 --> 00:26:51,227 - it'll probably be quite late... - Paige? 521 00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:53,508 Can I give you a word of advice? 522 00:26:54,010 --> 00:26:55,210 Sure. 523 00:26:55,216 --> 00:26:57,189 Don't talk so much when you lie. 524 00:26:57,997 --> 00:26:59,763 Uh, where shall I meet you? 525 00:27:05,262 --> 00:27:07,763 Now, can I get you a drink? We've got pretty much everything. 526 00:27:07,769 --> 00:27:09,910 - Wine, spirits... - Bourbon and Coke? 527 00:27:12,186 --> 00:27:15,500 - Hi, we're here already. - Look, I know we've only just met... 528 00:27:15,603 --> 00:27:18,239 but I also know how important you are to Daniel. 529 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:21,753 And if he has the kind of break-out season we're all hoping he'll have 530 00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:23,472 you need to be prepared. 531 00:27:23,872 --> 00:27:26,151 - For what? - This... 532 00:27:26,157 --> 00:27:27,668 life in the spotlight. 533 00:27:27,674 --> 00:27:30,161 Look, don't get me wrong, there's lots of perks... 534 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:31,969 - but there's also a lot of pressure. - Mm. 535 00:27:31,975 --> 00:27:34,855 You're about to have every inch of your life scrutinised, 536 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:36,544 and we want you to be prepared. 537 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,255 I've got a car waiting. You ready to go? 538 00:27:41,261 --> 00:27:42,559 Almost. 539 00:27:44,550 --> 00:27:47,297 I didn't mean to offend you... with the dresses. 540 00:27:47,303 --> 00:27:48,898 Oh, no, they were lovely. 541 00:27:49,078 --> 00:27:52,373 - It's just I don't look you. - No one looks like Tahlia. 542 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,579 Sorry. 543 00:27:53,675 --> 00:27:56,457 The only reason I look like this is because of Botox. 544 00:27:56,558 --> 00:27:57,771 And Fraxel. 545 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,358 - There's nothing wrong with your face. - Well, it's preventative. 546 00:28:00,364 --> 00:28:03,058 - You also do cryotherapy, laser... - Threading. 547 00:28:03,064 --> 00:28:04,460 - Colonics. - Fillers. 548 00:28:04,466 --> 00:28:06,383 No, I don't. This is natural. 549 00:28:06,389 --> 00:28:09,288 - Really! Your cheeks? - Genetics. 550 00:28:09,294 --> 00:28:10,795 - I hate you. - Hm! 551 00:28:10,881 --> 00:28:13,908 OK, I don't understand most of what you just said. 552 00:28:14,076 --> 00:28:17,086 - Is colonics the one where you... - That's the one, yes. 553 00:28:17,092 --> 00:28:18,957 Yeah, nah, I don't wanna do that. 554 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:21,146 Great. Well, we've got that sorted, then. 555 00:28:41,689 --> 00:28:44,993 - I love this! - Hey? 556 00:28:45,526 --> 00:28:47,798 Mm, I dunno if that'll work with her shape. 557 00:28:48,314 --> 00:28:49,816 T-Tahlia, I can't afford this. 558 00:28:49,822 --> 00:28:52,197 - Don't think about it. - I have to pay for it. 559 00:28:52,203 --> 00:28:54,324 - Even then. - Oh! 560 00:28:55,904 --> 00:28:57,822 - Oh. - Oh, I love that! 561 00:28:57,828 --> 00:29:00,505 - I've got that in blue. - This plus your boobs 562 00:29:00,511 --> 00:29:03,406 equals whatever you want for the rest of your life with Daniel. 563 00:29:03,412 --> 00:29:05,576 Yeah. I... I can just get underwear from Kmart. 564 00:29:05,582 --> 00:29:08,073 - Or somewhere that doesn't charge... - $265. 565 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,569 It goes under your clothes. You can't even see it! 566 00:29:10,856 --> 00:29:12,696 This is a good start. 567 00:29:18,816 --> 00:29:21,002 OK. I dunno how but you're taking up all the room. 568 00:29:21,008 --> 00:29:22,208 - I'm on the edge. - Shove. 569 00:29:22,214 --> 00:29:24,799 She's been in there a very long time. Should I go and check on her? 570 00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:26,621 No! She's not ready for you to see her naked yet. 571 00:29:26,627 --> 00:29:29,213 - It took me years to work up to that. - What's she wearing? 572 00:29:29,219 --> 00:29:30,955 My favourite was the Dior. 573 00:29:30,961 --> 00:29:32,529 Paige, are you OK? 574 00:29:32,535 --> 00:29:34,717 Yep, um, almost ready. 575 00:29:34,723 --> 00:29:36,333 - Have you got the shoes? - Wearing them. 576 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:37,539 Good. Come on. 577 00:29:44,788 --> 00:29:46,273 This I love. 578 00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:49,811 - Who picked that? - I did. 579 00:29:49,817 --> 00:29:52,296 - It's very... elegant. - Classic. 580 00:29:52,302 --> 00:29:53,898 - I love that. - It's boring. 581 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:57,881 I like the shoes. Look it, with the right accessories... 582 00:29:57,887 --> 00:30:00,607 Exactly. I can dress it up, I can dress it down. 583 00:30:00,613 --> 00:30:01,988 And it's not that expensive. 584 00:30:01,994 --> 00:30:04,588 Listen, I know it's all a little bit steep 585 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,276 but consider it an investment. 586 00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:07,703 A chance to make a statement, 587 00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:09,709 - build a profile. - Nah, I don't want a profile. 588 00:30:09,715 --> 00:30:11,215 Well, you're gonna have to make this lifestyl 589 00:30:11,221 --> 00:30:13,011 - work on a teacher's salary. - Tahls... 590 00:30:13,017 --> 00:30:14,578 - What? - not everyone's you, darling. 591 00:30:14,584 --> 00:30:16,161 Look, I'm just saying with the right profile 592 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:18,158 you'll be able to get most of this stuff for free. 593 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,557 Why would people give you stuff for free? 594 00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:22,761 Look, I'll give you a head start. 595 00:30:23,052 --> 00:30:25,247 Um, go in there, put on something decent 596 00:30:25,253 --> 00:30:27,185 and I will post a photo of us. 597 00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,436 - What's your handle? - Oh, I don't... I don't have one. 598 00:30:29,918 --> 00:30:31,383 - What? - I mean, I did, 599 00:30:31,389 --> 00:30:34,442 I just deleted it because it was takin' up too much room on my phone. 600 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,809 OK, I don't know what to do with that. 601 00:30:36,815 --> 00:30:40,005 Right. That's it. I'm off. I'm buying this. 602 00:30:40,011 --> 00:30:41,553 If you have to think too hard about anything 603 00:30:41,559 --> 00:30:43,872 you probably don't even want it. Buy everything else. 604 00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:45,760 Look, I know you're trying to help, 605 00:30:45,766 --> 00:30:47,748 but I'm Daniel's girlfriend. That's it. 606 00:30:47,754 --> 00:30:49,964 I'm not interested in becoming, like, a WAG. 607 00:30:49,970 --> 00:30:51,970 Not... not that there's anything wrong with that. 608 00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,176 Its just... 609 00:30:53,182 --> 00:30:54,860 You've all got so much goin' on for you. 610 00:30:54,866 --> 00:30:57,150 You're smart, successful women... 611 00:30:57,257 --> 00:31:00,375 but Tahlia, you're much more than just Connor's girlfriend. 612 00:31:00,381 --> 00:31:03,556 - I'm his fiancée. - Ex... actly. 613 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:06,668 Right. You buy the dress, I'm getting you the shoes. 614 00:31:06,674 --> 00:31:09,462 - I can't let you do that. - No. I insist. 615 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:13,201 Honestly, consider it a gift. A-a-a "welcome to the club". 616 00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:17,596 No, no, you're right. I should get the shoes... 617 00:31:17,602 --> 00:31:21,194 and the dress.... and that, um, top skirt. 618 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,100 - It's a top. - Exactly. Versatile. That's why I like it. 619 00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:27,085 I should get a few things, actually. Yep. 620 00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:33,494 What's the damage? Actually, don't tell me. 621 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,464 Hi. This is Dan. You know what to do. 622 00:31:39,979 --> 00:31:41,179 You're busy... 623 00:31:41,448 --> 00:31:43,115 or they've confiscated your phone. 624 00:31:43,121 --> 00:31:44,820 They're probably buggin' it right now. 625 00:31:45,142 --> 00:31:47,998 Um... I've done something stupid... 626 00:31:48,004 --> 00:31:49,225 - and I... - Thank you. 627 00:31:49,231 --> 00:31:51,273 Your message has been sent as a text. 628 00:31:52,573 --> 00:31:53,882 Yep. OK. 629 00:31:54,866 --> 00:31:56,195 Paige. 630 00:31:56,676 --> 00:31:59,871 Hey, look, that was weird. 631 00:32:00,064 --> 00:32:03,487 - I'm sorry, I-I wanted to check. Are you OK? - Fine. 632 00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:05,697 Look, you know this is a test, right? 633 00:32:05,703 --> 00:32:07,913 - A test? - It's nothing personal. 634 00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:09,702 She does it with all the new girls. 635 00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,973 It's kinda like risk assessment. 636 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,701 It makes sense when you know where Tahls has come from. 637 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:19,279 She sent you a bunch of offensively small dresses too? 638 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:21,583 Mate, I was pregnant with JJ at the time. 639 00:32:21,589 --> 00:32:23,458 There were a lot of parts of me that were never going to fit 640 00:32:23,464 --> 00:32:25,471 - into a strapless gown. - Ha! 641 00:32:26,106 --> 00:32:28,895 Tahlia can be tricky but stick with her. 642 00:32:28,901 --> 00:32:31,621 Once she figures you out she's actually a pretty decent person. 643 00:32:31,898 --> 00:32:34,294 I think I name-dropped Dan to get a job. 644 00:32:34,598 --> 00:32:37,370 That's nothin'. Wait till you have to get a kid into day care. 645 00:32:49,025 --> 00:32:51,350 - Shit, Connor. One job. - _ 646 00:32:53,744 --> 00:32:54,945 Two jobs. 647 00:32:55,657 --> 00:32:56,857 _ 648 00:33:08,409 --> 00:33:09,648 Yes! 649 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,236 _ 650 00:33:16,242 --> 00:33:17,700 What the fuck, Connor?! 651 00:33:17,706 --> 00:33:18,906 _ 652 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,252 The Southern Jets' pre-season form 653 00:33:23,258 --> 00:33:25,759 has copped pretty of criticism and for good reason. 654 00:33:25,765 --> 00:33:27,864 But going back to camp this close to the season 655 00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,838 is a bold move from Rickards, 656 00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,347 with a lot of people asking, 657 00:33:31,353 --> 00:33:34,261 how bad are things at this embattled club? 658 00:33:37,311 --> 00:33:40,192 - Hey. What the fuck was that? - Yeah, great play, mate! 659 00:33:40,305 --> 00:33:42,105 - What the fuck was that about? - What the fuck's your problem? 660 00:33:42,111 --> 00:33:44,410 - Get out of his face! - Cut it out, Jack! 661 00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:46,572 - Bust it up! - No! No, no, no, no, no! 662 00:33:46,578 --> 00:33:47,816 Get off him, Jack! 663 00:33:47,822 --> 00:33:49,207 You're second half's a clanger, mate! 664 00:33:49,213 --> 00:33:50,746 - Easy, easy. - What the fuck! 665 00:33:50,752 --> 00:33:53,228 - Hey, hey, hey, break it up! - Break it up, Jack! 666 00:33:53,234 --> 00:33:55,433 - Here we go! - Here we go, yes! 667 00:33:56,926 --> 00:33:59,146 Oi. What's that about? 668 00:33:59,749 --> 00:34:01,048 Couldn't tell ya. 669 00:34:01,442 --> 00:34:02,841 Oi. Back on it. 670 00:34:08,441 --> 00:34:11,337 Two at a time you run cross-country to the river. 671 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:14,165 Paddle 3k's upstream, shoulder your kayak, 672 00:34:14,171 --> 00:34:16,961 run back to the beginning and do it all again. 673 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:21,958 You start in pairs, staggered intervals and you finish in pairs. 674 00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:26,083 Rusty, you're with Jack. 675 00:34:27,973 --> 00:34:30,903 You two, sort your shit out! 676 00:34:59,438 --> 00:35:00,638 Tahlia! 677 00:35:00,644 --> 00:35:02,021 - Tahlia. - Over here, Tahlia. 678 00:35:02,027 --> 00:35:03,636 - Tahlia! Well done, Tahlia. - Tahlia! 679 00:35:03,642 --> 00:35:04,842 - I'll find the girls. - Yeah. 680 00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:07,545 Tahlia! Over here, Tahlia! 681 00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:09,676 - Tahlia. - Over here, Tahlia. 682 00:35:09,682 --> 00:35:11,485 - Smile right in the camera please, Tahlia - Over here, Tahlia. 683 00:35:11,491 --> 00:35:13,278 - Tahlia. - Tahlia! 684 00:35:13,284 --> 00:35:15,425 - And turn, a little head here, Tahlia. - Tahlia. 685 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:16,881 Name? 686 00:35:17,067 --> 00:35:18,892 Ah, Paige Dunkley. 687 00:35:18,898 --> 00:35:20,098 Paige! 688 00:35:21,449 --> 00:35:23,269 - If you could just keep moving... - Oh, just my mates... 689 00:35:23,275 --> 00:35:24,667 Yeah, they'll see you in there. 690 00:35:28,348 --> 00:35:29,895 Ah, any suggestions? 691 00:35:29,901 --> 00:35:31,706 Most people put their hands on their hips. 692 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,010 Helpful, thank you. 693 00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:37,044 We should get in there. 694 00:35:38,397 --> 00:35:39,902 Hey, how ya goin'? 695 00:35:39,908 --> 00:35:42,927 I'm sweating between my boobs so that can't be good. 696 00:35:43,093 --> 00:35:47,098 Just a three-quarter turn, shoulders back and head over the fence. 697 00:35:47,107 --> 00:35:48,307 What?! 698 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,096 Three-quarter turn, shoulders back, over the fence. 699 00:35:51,102 --> 00:35:53,483 Now say "prune". 700 00:35:53,869 --> 00:35:55,698 - Prune. - Prune. 701 00:35:56,487 --> 00:36:00,548 So, tag, tweet, share, enjoy! 702 00:36:00,554 --> 00:36:04,235 And be part of the Tahlia by Tahlia Woods journey. 703 00:36:04,241 --> 00:36:05,541 Thank you so much for coming. 704 00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:07,332 Yeah! 705 00:36:08,437 --> 00:36:09,811 Did we miss it? 706 00:36:10,529 --> 00:36:13,639 No, that was it. The media wall's basically the whole event. 707 00:36:13,813 --> 00:36:15,147 Now we drink. 708 00:36:24,536 --> 00:36:25,736 Hey. 709 00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:32,536 What's goin' on? 710 00:36:32,819 --> 00:36:34,343 Hm... nothing. 711 00:36:35,617 --> 00:36:37,536 Come here. Don't move. 712 00:36:41,518 --> 00:36:43,626 Do you think you know everything about Brian? 713 00:36:44,809 --> 00:36:46,824 Uh, I dunno. 714 00:36:46,899 --> 00:36:48,175 But you share a life together. 715 00:36:48,181 --> 00:36:49,868 - You trust him. - Yeah, of course. 716 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,696 I went through Connor's stuff today and I found out that he's adopted. 717 00:36:54,889 --> 00:36:56,342 Oh. 718 00:36:57,679 --> 00:36:58,879 You knew? 719 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:00,194 I was there when he signed up. 720 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,888 Look, I thought he would've told you by now. 721 00:37:01,894 --> 00:37:03,819 He knows everything about me. 722 00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:08,130 He knows that when I went to school I-I kissed a boy for lunch money, 723 00:37:08,136 --> 00:37:10,235 he knows that my stepdad kicked me out when I was 16, 724 00:37:10,241 --> 00:37:11,762 and he didn't tell me this? 725 00:37:12,326 --> 00:37:14,333 I mean, why doesn't he want me to know who he is? 726 00:37:14,339 --> 00:37:15,539 Tahlia... 727 00:37:16,216 --> 00:37:17,832 we've got a couple more brothers to see. 728 00:37:17,838 --> 00:37:19,169 Yeah, just one minute. 729 00:37:19,175 --> 00:37:20,375 Hey... 730 00:37:20,381 --> 00:37:22,864 I'm sure Connor has his reasons... 731 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,796 and none of them are about you, OK? 732 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,059 Has he met his birth mother? 733 00:37:28,868 --> 00:37:30,068 I dunno. 734 00:37:32,129 --> 00:37:34,323 I bet you fuckin' love me. 735 00:37:42,485 --> 00:37:44,094 500 to go! 736 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,677 Push it, Fletcher! 737 00:37:51,696 --> 00:37:52,993 Jack! 738 00:37:53,621 --> 00:37:54,838 Oi! 739 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,421 Where's Jack?! 740 00:37:57,427 --> 00:37:58,664 What happened?! 741 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:11,968 Ladies! How are you? Having a good time? 742 00:38:11,974 --> 00:38:13,869 - Fine. - Great! Mm! 743 00:38:14,189 --> 00:38:17,261 - Package winning me... - Tahlia! Hi. Got a sec? 744 00:38:18,151 --> 00:38:19,572 I would... won't be a moment. 745 00:38:19,578 --> 00:38:20,778 Sure. 746 00:38:20,968 --> 00:38:22,276 I know what you're doin'. 747 00:38:22,282 --> 00:38:24,071 - What? - With the dresses. 748 00:38:24,077 --> 00:38:26,058 I get it's not personal and you do it to everyone, 749 00:38:26,064 --> 00:38:28,051 but that still doesn't make it OK. So... 750 00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:30,378 I'm asking you to stop, please. 751 00:38:31,152 --> 00:38:33,048 I know it probably doesn't seem like it, 752 00:38:33,054 --> 00:38:34,734 but I'm actually tryin' to help you. 753 00:38:35,152 --> 00:38:36,357 At the end of the day, 754 00:38:36,363 --> 00:38:38,475 everybody's gonna treat you like you're here to be judged. 755 00:38:38,481 --> 00:38:40,444 - That's not fair. - I know that. 756 00:38:40,942 --> 00:38:42,939 That's why I'm just tryin' to protect you. 757 00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:46,445 Oh, and I hit on Daniel. 758 00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:48,949 It was all part of the test, obviously. 759 00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:50,338 How'd he go? 760 00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:52,354 He passed. 761 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:55,633 You're lucky, aren't you? 762 00:39:07,467 --> 00:39:09,553 Dan! Where are you? 763 00:39:11,597 --> 00:39:12,983 Dan, you... you there? 764 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:15,497 - I... come... now... - Well, I-I can't hear you. 765 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:17,283 Paige? 766 00:39:17,482 --> 00:39:19,572 Paige, Paige, can you hear me? 767 00:39:19,578 --> 00:39:21,839 Oh, wait. I got you. Don't move. Stay there. 768 00:39:23,129 --> 00:39:24,807 I don't know what's happened. 769 00:39:26,307 --> 00:39:27,917 I should have stopped. 770 00:39:28,003 --> 00:39:31,685 We're in water and they were ahead, and then... 771 00:39:31,974 --> 00:39:35,465 - Are you OK? - Jack! He's... he's dead. 772 00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:55,198 In breaking news, the football community is reeling 773 00:39:55,204 --> 00:39:57,402 with the death of Brownlow winner Jack Davies 774 00:39:57,408 --> 00:39:59,479 from the Southern Jets Football Club. 775 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,410 The apparent drowning occurred while players 776 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:18,116 were involved in a routine training exercise near Yarra Junction. 777 00:40:20,902 --> 00:40:23,281 While the circumstances remain unclear, 778 00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:25,201 he was reportedly pulled from the water 779 00:40:25,207 --> 00:40:27,320 by team-mate Rusty O'Reilly, 780 00:40:27,749 --> 00:40:29,491 who tried to resuscitate Davies 781 00:40:29,497 --> 00:40:32,397 before police and emergency services arrived. 782 00:40:32,653 --> 00:40:35,148 Tragically, he died at the scene. 783 00:40:52,709 --> 00:40:55,562 The cops reckon it's unlikely Jack's head injury 784 00:40:55,568 --> 00:40:57,884 was caused by falling out of a kayak. 785 00:40:57,890 --> 00:41:00,851 If there's anything you wanna say, anything at all, 786 00:41:00,857 --> 00:41:02,057 now would be the time. 787 00:41:02,063 --> 00:41:03,967 I dunno what you want me to say! 788 00:41:03,973 --> 00:41:06,286 I saw Rusty with Jessie at Kath's place. 789 00:41:06,292 --> 00:41:08,749 They were havin' a seriously intimate chat. 790 00:41:08,755 --> 00:41:10,049 What if they're havin' an affair 791 00:41:10,055 --> 00:41:12,480 and that's why Rusty and Jack hated each other? 792 00:41:12,956 --> 00:41:14,651 It's game day and... 793 00:41:14,657 --> 00:41:17,640 - I just had a dream about Roger Federer. - Ooh! 794 00:41:17,646 --> 00:41:20,743 You have been waiting years to ruin my mum's day with our engagement 795 00:41:20,749 --> 00:41:22,446 and now all of a sudden you're not ready? 796 00:41:22,452 --> 00:41:24,118 I went looking for your birth certificate, 797 00:41:24,124 --> 00:41:27,030 and you know what I found? She's not even your real mother! 798 00:41:27,438 --> 00:41:31,232 You've just endured the hardest two weeks of your life at this club. 799 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:34,215 You've been told to keep your heads down 800 00:41:34,221 --> 00:41:35,729 and your mouths shut! 801 00:41:35,735 --> 00:41:37,214 Well, not today! 802 00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:40,010 You've got the opportunity to make a statement 803 00:41:40,016 --> 00:41:42,392 about who Jack Davies was, 804 00:41:42,398 --> 00:41:44,984 and what he meant to this football club! 805 00:41:44,990 --> 00:41:48,920 Sync & corrections by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com -