1 00:00:06,341 --> 00:00:08,776 Here's what every woman knows: 2 00:00:08,777 --> 00:00:10,778 We feel bad about something 3 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:13,114 almost every day. 4 00:00:13,115 --> 00:00:15,950 Like sometimes, I cheat on my husband in my sleep. 5 00:00:15,951 --> 00:00:17,151 Wait, babe... 6 00:00:17,152 --> 00:00:18,285 Ugh. 7 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:19,720 Oh, sorry. 8 00:00:19,721 --> 00:00:21,322 Oh, I know that look. 9 00:00:21,323 --> 00:00:23,324 You had that dream again, didn't you? 10 00:00:23,325 --> 00:00:25,192 Yeah, I did. 11 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,027 Oh, but I am so cool with it if you had 12 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:29,296 - a good dream too, babe. - I dreamt a giant hawk 13 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:30,331 took the baby. 14 00:00:30,332 --> 00:00:31,765 I'm gonna check on him. 15 00:00:32,868 --> 00:00:34,802 Every morning is totally nuts around here. 16 00:00:34,803 --> 00:00:36,971 My kids act like psychos, my husband can never 17 00:00:36,972 --> 00:00:39,173 find anything, and I eat expired baby food 18 00:00:39,174 --> 00:00:40,875 for breakfast. 19 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:42,643 I never know what I'll feel bad about, 20 00:00:42,644 --> 00:00:45,079 but I know it's always just around the corner. 21 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,347 Hello. 22 00:00:46,348 --> 00:00:48,983 Mama's running off to work, huh? 23 00:00:48,984 --> 00:00:51,819 Fancy career lady abandoning her kids. 24 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:53,320 Come on, Ma, you were a stay-at-home mom 25 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,922 and you still screwed up Emet. 26 00:00:54,923 --> 00:00:56,690 - Right, babe? - Mm-hmm. 27 00:00:56,691 --> 00:00:58,159 I mean, let's be honest... I don't have 28 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,660 a tiny nervous bald spot for nothing. 29 00:00:59,661 --> 00:01:01,262 I was a very good mother. 30 00:01:01,263 --> 00:01:03,998 It's not possible for me to have made all those healthy, 31 00:01:03,999 --> 00:01:06,167 healthy snacks and still screw you up. 32 00:01:06,168 --> 00:01:07,401 You used to throw your shoes at me. 33 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:09,703 And you would duck like a tiger... 34 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:12,006 because of my healthy, healthy snacks. 35 00:01:12,007 --> 00:01:14,208 Mom, I don't need to sculpt melon balls 36 00:01:14,209 --> 00:01:15,943 to connect with my kids, okay? 37 00:01:15,944 --> 00:01:17,745 I mean, I read with Louie, I go to all of Lily's 38 00:01:17,746 --> 00:01:19,880 - Quiz Bowl events... - I quit Quiz Bowl. 39 00:01:19,881 --> 00:01:22,716 My friends and I are gonna do dance team instead. 40 00:01:22,717 --> 00:01:24,885 - What do you mean? - You quit Quiz Bowl? 41 00:01:24,886 --> 00:01:26,387 - I hated it. - Well, you don't have 42 00:01:26,388 --> 00:01:28,189 to like it. You think I like everything 43 00:01:28,190 --> 00:01:30,291 - I do? - Why can't you just be happy 44 00:01:30,292 --> 00:01:31,959 I'm on the dance team? 45 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,261 I don't like dancing these days. 46 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,263 All that gyrating 47 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,865 and shaking. 48 00:01:37,866 --> 00:01:39,867 Okay. Yeah, let's go 49 00:01:39,868 --> 00:01:41,402 before this creeps in to your long-term memory. 50 00:01:41,403 --> 00:01:42,937 Go, go, go. 51 00:01:42,938 --> 00:01:44,705 Come on, Jakey. 52 00:01:44,706 --> 00:01:46,273 Honey! 53 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:49,043 Grandpa and I are going to take you to our house 54 00:01:49,044 --> 00:01:51,212 - where it's clean. - I am so sorry 55 00:01:51,213 --> 00:01:53,747 we can't afford a stranger to take care of you. 56 00:01:53,748 --> 00:01:54,848 Hmm. 57 00:01:56,151 --> 00:01:57,885 Why do I even buy all this fruit? 58 00:01:57,886 --> 00:01:59,420 There you are. Let's head home, Maya. 59 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:03,991 - Dad, what the hell? - I'm sorry! 60 00:02:03,992 --> 00:02:05,392 I... I thought you were your mother. 61 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:07,161 - What? - What? 62 00:02:07,162 --> 00:02:08,462 You remind me of her sometimes. 63 00:02:08,463 --> 00:02:10,497 Just in how you look and sound and act 64 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,499 and where you carry your weight. 65 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,435 And there it is: 66 00:02:14,436 --> 00:02:16,737 My feel-bad for today. 67 00:02:16,738 --> 00:02:18,772 My dad smacked my ass because he thought 68 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:19,907 I was my mom. 69 00:02:26,181 --> 00:02:28,082 - All right. - Kids are ready to go, 70 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,950 I am ready to go. Bye. 71 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:30,985 - Okay. - Hey. Do you find 72 00:02:30,986 --> 00:02:32,486 my mother attractive? 73 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:34,421 Is this 'cause I saw her get out of the shower 74 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:36,090 that one time? I got Bell's palsy from that. 75 00:02:36,091 --> 00:02:37,758 Well, then how can you find me attractive? 76 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:39,293 Because I already kind of look like her, 77 00:02:39,294 --> 00:02:40,928 and it's only gonna get worse. 78 00:02:40,929 --> 00:02:42,263 Okay, this seems like a trap. 79 00:02:42,264 --> 00:02:43,864 I mean, it's a good one, I'll give you that. 80 00:02:43,865 --> 00:02:45,132 - You know what? - What? 81 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:46,133 You can't answer this question. 82 00:02:46,134 --> 00:02:47,501 You love me. 83 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:49,470 I need a more objective opinion. 84 00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:52,139 Wait, so you want me to be into your mom? 85 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:55,376 I knew exactly where to get my objective opinion: 86 00:02:55,377 --> 00:02:56,977 I love my job. 87 00:02:56,978 --> 00:02:58,879 I'm head artist at a video game company, 88 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,048 We have air hockey, hover boards, a rock wall... 89 00:03:01,049 --> 00:03:03,017 the guys say it helps their creativity. 90 00:03:03,018 --> 00:03:05,386 Anyway, I'm the only woman on my team. 91 00:03:05,387 --> 00:03:07,121 Hey, guys. That's Norman. 92 00:03:07,122 --> 00:03:08,889 He's sweet and sensitive. 93 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:11,792 Hux is spacey, Chewey's damaged but smart, 94 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:14,061 - and Griff is all about Griff. - ...at the same time. 95 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:16,030 They can be weird, but we're buds 96 00:03:16,031 --> 00:03:17,998 and I can talk to them about anything. 97 00:03:17,999 --> 00:03:19,466 Since we need a female protagonist 98 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,135 for the new game, I stayed up late 99 00:03:21,136 --> 00:03:22,970 sketching more empowered women for a change. 100 00:03:22,971 --> 00:03:25,005 Not again. 101 00:03:25,006 --> 00:03:26,407 Just give it a shot. 102 00:03:26,408 --> 00:03:28,342 Look, check her out. She's badass, right? 103 00:03:28,343 --> 00:03:30,244 She looks like Tomb Raider's boring aunt. 104 00:03:30,245 --> 00:03:32,346 - Wow, Sasquatch. - Uh-uh. 105 00:03:32,347 --> 00:03:33,547 Okay, okay. How about her? 106 00:03:33,548 --> 00:03:35,215 Come on, you know she can fight. 107 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,483 - Yeah, she's on roids. - She looks like my dad. 108 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,585 I don't even know why I try. 109 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,355 - Who else has something? - Uh, I got this sketch 110 00:03:41,356 --> 00:03:43,357 of a dragon destroying the Statue of Liberty. 111 00:03:43,358 --> 00:03:45,559 It's not for work but it's pretty cool. 112 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,528 Wait, really? 113 00:03:47,529 --> 00:03:49,196 That? Okay, okay. 114 00:03:49,197 --> 00:03:51,098 Sorry, just... 115 00:03:51,099 --> 00:03:52,833 While we're sharing, I just want to shift 116 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:55,002 the conversation a little bit. Something happened 117 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:56,003 this morning, and I'm kind of in my head about it. 118 00:03:56,004 --> 00:03:57,538 So I just need you guys to be 119 00:03:57,539 --> 00:03:59,273 really honest with me, okay? 120 00:03:59,274 --> 00:04:01,408 Just tell me the truth. 121 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:04,611 I'm still do-able, right? 122 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,580 Uh... 123 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:09,183 - What... uh... - Hypothetically speaking. 124 00:04:09,184 --> 00:04:11,518 Sorry, I'm starting to spiral. Could someone just jump in? 125 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,020 Anyone, say something. 126 00:04:13,021 --> 00:04:14,588 I'm a "yes." 127 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:17,524 You do have a nice face. 128 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,393 Thank you, Norman. I appreciate the honesty. 129 00:04:19,394 --> 00:04:20,594 Yeah, but that... 130 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,529 that face doesn't seem so fresh. 131 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,132 - I like a fresh face. - I would like to retract 132 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:28,202 my previous statement. I also like a fresh face. 133 00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:30,204 They're lying. 134 00:04:30,205 --> 00:04:32,206 - We'd all do you. - Interesting. 135 00:04:32,207 --> 00:04:33,874 Interesting! Okay! 136 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,542 Hux, please continue. 137 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,544 It's like pizza: even if it's not 138 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,214 the greatest pizza, some pizza is better than no pizza. 139 00:04:40,215 --> 00:04:41,949 Uh-uh. No, okay, 140 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:43,217 that analogy's flawed. 141 00:04:43,218 --> 00:04:45,152 It's more like pizza that's stale 142 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:46,920 and fallen between the sofa cushions 143 00:04:46,921 --> 00:04:48,389 versus pizza that's hot and fresh. 144 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:50,057 That's what you mean, right? Do we want, like, 145 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:51,558 older sofa pizza 146 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,293 that has three kids at home? 147 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,928 Is it just me, or does pizza sound 148 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:57,431 really good right now? 149 00:04:57,432 --> 00:04:59,566 Not talking about you. 150 00:05:05,607 --> 00:05:07,641 Okay, you know what? Forget looks. 151 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,576 We all know that your minds are warped 152 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,112 from drawing chicks with giant bowling ball boobs all day. 153 00:05:12,113 --> 00:05:13,680 By the way, if I woman had those proportions, 154 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,582 - she'd snap in half. - Bilaterally 155 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,918 - or top to bottom? - I don't know, Chewey. 156 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:20,254 All I'm saying is having a cool, fun personality 157 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:21,522 is way more important. 158 00:05:21,523 --> 00:05:23,123 - True. - Thank you. 159 00:05:23,124 --> 00:05:25,192 - You kind of nag sometimes. - Oh, yeah. 160 00:05:25,193 --> 00:05:27,094 - What? - And you're critical, 161 00:05:27,095 --> 00:05:30,164 which is why I, hypothetically, wouldn't do it with you. 162 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:31,665 I mean, I can just hear it: 163 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:34,268 "Chewey, your grunts are too feminine. 164 00:05:34,269 --> 00:05:36,937 "Chewey, how come your belly's shaped weird? 165 00:05:36,938 --> 00:05:39,706 Chewey, how can you be this sweaty already?" 166 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,208 Chewey, you're grossing me out. 167 00:05:41,209 --> 00:05:42,376 Yeah, that would be another one. 168 00:05:42,377 --> 00:05:43,444 Okay, fine. 169 00:05:43,445 --> 00:05:45,712 Maybe I have some flaws. 170 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,282 Well, you guys could stand to take a look at yourselves. 171 00:05:48,283 --> 00:05:50,551 I mean, when did nerds get so damn picky? 172 00:05:50,552 --> 00:05:53,120 Nerds are cool now. We date models. 173 00:05:53,121 --> 00:05:55,222 Right, Hawking? 174 00:05:55,223 --> 00:05:56,990 Yeah. Good boy. 175 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,559 Good boy. Yeah. 176 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:02,396 You know, at first I was like, "Who cares 177 00:06:02,397 --> 00:06:04,164 what those nerds think?" But then I thought, 178 00:06:04,165 --> 00:06:05,199 "Those guys have a point. 179 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,667 I can be critical and naggy." 180 00:06:06,668 --> 00:06:09,036 I mean, when Lily told me she's joining dance team 181 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:11,138 I treated her exactly the way my mom treated me 182 00:06:11,139 --> 00:06:13,140 - when I was her age. - Crap. 183 00:06:13,141 --> 00:06:14,641 - You threw your shoe at her. - No! 184 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:17,177 My mother's the shoe-thrower. But I did kind of crush 185 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:19,313 her spirit and act unsupportive. 186 00:06:19,314 --> 00:06:21,148 You know what? I'm gonna support her. 187 00:06:21,149 --> 00:06:22,483 I don't have to turn into my mother. 188 00:06:22,484 --> 00:06:24,485 I'm a badass woman with a will of iron. 189 00:06:24,486 --> 00:06:26,487 You stopped yourself giving birth to a baby 190 00:06:26,488 --> 00:06:28,155 in a taxi, and you were crowning. 191 00:06:28,156 --> 00:06:29,656 Yeah, you're damn right I did, because if I wanted 192 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,658 an Indian person to yell at me while I was giving birth 193 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:34,495 I would have let my mom into the delivery room. 194 00:06:36,231 --> 00:06:38,165 Maya. 195 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:39,600 You look fetching. 196 00:06:39,601 --> 00:06:41,502 I'm smitten by your appearance this evening. 197 00:06:41,503 --> 00:06:43,437 What's wrong with you, man? 198 00:06:43,438 --> 00:06:45,606 Don't make me fight you for her. 199 00:06:45,607 --> 00:06:47,341 - What are you doing? - I'm addressing 200 00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:49,676 - your concern from earlier. - Don't do it like that. 201 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,211 It's weird. 202 00:06:51,212 --> 00:06:53,680 All right, everyone, Lily is very excited. 203 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,549 She wants to show us her dance routine. 204 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,184 What dance? 205 00:06:57,185 --> 00:06:59,253 You were supposed to talk her out of it. 206 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:01,221 No, Mom. Unlike you, I'm actually 207 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:02,623 supporting my daughter 100%. 208 00:07:02,624 --> 00:07:05,259 Oh, maybe one day she'll do crystal meth. 209 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:08,262 We can all support her. Tweaked out as a family. 210 00:07:08,263 --> 00:07:10,197 I am proud of Lily. 211 00:07:10,198 --> 00:07:12,633 She's a strong young lady who knows her mind 212 00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:15,302 - and makes good choices. - Are you guys ready? 213 00:07:15,303 --> 00:07:17,237 Yes, yes! We're so ready! 214 00:07:17,238 --> 00:07:18,739 We're ready! 215 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:29,716 Whoo-hoo! 216 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,224 Uh, okay. 217 00:07:44,432 --> 00:07:46,833 How am I supposed to support that? 218 00:07:49,205 --> 00:07:52,239 What the hell was that? 219 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,108 Where did I go wrong? Is this because I let her 220 00:07:54,109 --> 00:07:55,443 watch five minutes of "Showgirls" that one time? 221 00:07:55,444 --> 00:07:57,601 Nobody panic. I saw on "Dateline" 222 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,102 that there's a camp for this. 223 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,904 They take the child away in the middle of the night 224 00:08:00,905 --> 00:08:03,607 and bring them back completely reformed. 225 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,208 I thought Lily was amazing. 226 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:07,077 I would like to hear more about this camp. 227 00:08:07,078 --> 00:08:09,446 Camp is very expensive these days. 228 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,915 Sweetie, either help me or wait in the car. 229 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:14,084 - Car. - Lily is such 230 00:08:14,085 --> 00:08:15,886 a natural, right? I mean, when she dropped it 231 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:18,121 - I really believed it was hot. - Was it me, 232 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,756 or did it seem like the word "booty" 233 00:08:19,757 --> 00:08:21,591 was thrown around a lot in that song? 234 00:08:21,592 --> 00:08:23,593 I don't think "booty" meant booty. 235 00:08:23,594 --> 00:08:25,128 I think it was code... 236 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,130 - for vagina. - I thought that too. 237 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,632 You know what? I guess I just 238 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,233 really appreciate self-expression. 239 00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:32,436 I'm going home to take a hot bath. 240 00:08:32,437 --> 00:08:34,237 Don't get too excited, man. 241 00:08:34,238 --> 00:08:36,106 What? 242 00:08:37,575 --> 00:08:38,775 Oh, my God, what was that dance? 243 00:08:38,776 --> 00:08:40,110 Oh, my God, I knew you were lying. 244 00:08:40,111 --> 00:08:42,112 - Of course I was. - That dance was very... 245 00:08:42,113 --> 00:08:43,714 - Advanced. - I know! 246 00:08:43,715 --> 00:08:44,981 Girls mature faster these days. 247 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:46,049 It's something to do with the hormones 248 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:47,651 in chicken or something. 249 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,119 It's why some of them get boobs so young. 250 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,654 Chicken gives you boobs? I eat chicken every day. 251 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,122 Am I gonna get chicken boobs? Maybe I can eat 252 00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:53,490 - more seafood. - Okay, David, focus. 253 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,791 I am focused. We're telling Lily 254 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:56,626 that she cannot be on the dance team. 255 00:08:56,627 --> 00:08:58,495 No, no, we can't do that. No, I refuse to shame her 256 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,964 over something that she loves and she's excited about. 257 00:09:00,965 --> 00:09:02,933 That is what my mom did to me and it made me resent her. 258 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,968 I wanna be in the delivery room when she gives birth. 259 00:09:04,969 --> 00:09:06,970 - Don't you? - Um, no. 260 00:09:06,971 --> 00:09:09,005 Look, if Lily is passionate about dance team, 261 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,608 we cannot be so... so uptight and prudish. 262 00:09:11,609 --> 00:09:13,977 We have to try to understand and support her. 263 00:09:13,978 --> 00:09:15,746 Oh, and seafood? 264 00:09:15,747 --> 00:09:17,681 Full of mercury. Shrinks your testicles. 265 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,150 So does hearing your mom say "vagina." 266 00:09:20,151 --> 00:09:22,652 You know what? I can do this. 267 00:09:22,653 --> 00:09:24,621 I don't have to be like my mom. 268 00:09:24,622 --> 00:09:26,156 I can be reasonable... 269 00:09:26,157 --> 00:09:27,657 Rational, and even-handed. 270 00:09:27,658 --> 00:09:29,760 I think I need to sabotage my daughter. 271 00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:31,027 Well, how do you want to do it? 272 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,663 Gaslighting, mind games, Coup de Main acts? 273 00:09:33,664 --> 00:09:35,165 Whoo! 274 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,667 Shenanigans, skullduggery, gumming up the works. 275 00:09:37,668 --> 00:09:39,269 You guys are sick. 276 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:41,938 Mind games, I guess? Look, I just need Lily 277 00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:43,874 to hate dancing and quit without it getting traced back 278 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,142 to me, because I want to watch her give birth 279 00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:47,043 - one day. - I hate to be a buzz-kill 280 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,646 but shouldn't we be working on your un-bangable heroine 281 00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:51,181 for our new game? 282 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:53,717 We have got to hire 283 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,886 - more women in this place. - The kind of subtle 284 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,788 mental manipulation you're hoping to unleash 285 00:09:57,789 --> 00:09:59,656 on your kid is basic "Inception." 286 00:09:59,657 --> 00:10:01,191 Yep. You just, uh, plant something 287 00:10:01,192 --> 00:10:02,893 in Lily's head, and she acts on it. 288 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,061 For example, I had a friend at school, Teeny. 289 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,696 Okay, now he was bad news. 290 00:10:06,697 --> 00:10:08,698 He drank; he smoked; 291 00:10:08,699 --> 00:10:10,300 punched a lunch lady. 292 00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:11,902 He was really cool. 293 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,137 Anyway, one day my mum decides 294 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:15,739 that she likes him. 295 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,041 Since then, I saw Teeny as a total loser 296 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:20,877 - and I dropped him. - Your mom poisoned the waters 297 00:10:20,878 --> 00:10:23,146 - and got rid of Teeny. - Not quite. 298 00:10:23,147 --> 00:10:25,715 They were having sex. 299 00:10:25,716 --> 00:10:28,018 Teeny's now my stepdad. 300 00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:30,187 - That's right. - All right, I'm gonna go 301 00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,988 "Inception" my daughter. 302 00:10:33,825 --> 00:10:35,692 Okay, remember: The key to inception 303 00:10:35,693 --> 00:10:38,161 is the more we're into it, the more we ruin it for Lily. 304 00:10:38,162 --> 00:10:40,897 Eventually she'll think it's uncool and want to quit. 305 00:10:40,898 --> 00:10:43,667 - Just make a big scene, okay? - Easy enough. 306 00:10:46,571 --> 00:10:48,705 - Go, Lily! - Whoo-hoo! 307 00:10:48,706 --> 00:10:50,173 Make it happen, girl. 308 00:10:50,174 --> 00:10:51,741 Shake that booty, Lily. 309 00:10:51,742 --> 00:10:53,176 Whoo! 310 00:10:53,177 --> 00:10:54,344 God, she really is shaking that booty. 311 00:10:54,345 --> 00:10:56,746 Arms! Sashay! 312 00:10:56,747 --> 00:10:58,582 - Whoo! - Candlestick! 313 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:00,183 - Lead pipe! - Are you just shouting 314 00:11:00,184 --> 00:11:01,585 - weapons from "Clue"? - Yeah, on "Dance Moms" 315 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:03,286 - they just shout stuff. - Okay. 316 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,388 - Okay. - Shake it, Professor Plum! 317 00:11:05,389 --> 00:11:07,591 - It's not working. - We need to step it up. 318 00:11:07,592 --> 00:11:09,025 Let's do our routine from college. 319 00:11:09,026 --> 00:11:10,927 Five, six, seven, eight. 320 00:11:15,099 --> 00:11:17,100 And snake, and snake, and snake. 321 00:11:17,101 --> 00:11:18,702 Kid 'n Play! 322 00:11:18,703 --> 00:11:20,403 Whoo-hoo, Lily! 323 00:11:20,404 --> 00:11:22,305 Mom, what are you doing here? 324 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,074 I'm showing my support. 325 00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:26,877 It's how I used to get you to quit things I didn't like. 326 00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:28,778 Go, Lily! 327 00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:31,982 Grandma says, shake your bacon! 328 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,884 Great, not only did my mom and I have 329 00:11:33,885 --> 00:11:36,219 the same diabolical plan, but Lily didn't quit. 330 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:39,055 I forgot she actually likes me. 331 00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:40,891 Before I gave up, there was one more thing 332 00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:43,093 I could get the guys to do to fix this. 333 00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:44,928 Guys... 334 00:11:44,929 --> 00:11:47,797 - "Inception" backfired. - I'm kind of relieved. 335 00:11:47,798 --> 00:11:50,066 It was pretty anti-feminist to refuse Lily 336 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:52,068 the dignity of her choice to dance. 337 00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:54,905 Talk about keeping women locked in a hegemonic power structure. 338 00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:56,806 Norman, I usually love discussing the finer points 339 00:11:56,807 --> 00:11:59,109 of feminism with you, but you're, uh, 340 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,144 - stepping on a giant boob. - You think 341 00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:02,779 this is comfortable for me? 342 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,315 I'm stuck up here and no one will help. 343 00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:07,417 Hold that thought. I have another idea, 344 00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:08,985 but I'm gonna need your assistance. 345 00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:10,820 Great. Uh, we're in. 346 00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:12,789 Wow, that was easy. 347 00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,758 You guys are really invested in my kid issues. 348 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:16,993 Well, we don't really have a life. 349 00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:18,962 But I thought nerds date models now. 350 00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:19,996 Yeah, they do. 351 00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:22,799 Just not us, specifically. 352 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,801 No, I... I dated that foot model. 353 00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:25,969 Wow, that's a stretch. 354 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,170 Okay, come on. 355 00:12:27,171 --> 00:12:29,039 What... hey... 356 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,373 where'd you guys go? 357 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,008 I really need to pee. 358 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:33,810 - Oh, no. - They're putting me through. 359 00:12:33,811 --> 00:12:35,478 Uh, Principal Friedman, please. 360 00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:37,213 I couldn't exactly call the school and tell them 361 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,950 to shut down the dance team... but Griff could. 362 00:12:39,951 --> 00:12:41,051 Principal Friedman? 363 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,053 This is Mr. Wainwright. 364 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,822 Sir, I'm a very concerned, very Christian parent 365 00:12:45,823 --> 00:12:47,157 of a young girl at your school. 366 00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:49,392 Now, my little sweet angel 367 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,294 is on this very sexist, 368 00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:53,797 - very demeaning dance team... - Right. 369 00:12:53,798 --> 00:12:56,032 Yeah, tell me, sir, would you ever have boys doing 370 00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:58,501 these type of unlawful gyrations? 371 00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:01,371 I say shut it down, sir. 372 00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:03,073 I couldn't agree more. 373 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,508 My... my daughter's name is... 374 00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:07,510 - No video game characters, no. - Athena. 375 00:13:07,511 --> 00:13:09,346 - Annah-of-the-Shadows. - Bayonetta. 376 00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,081 - Xena. - Princess Peach. 377 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,182 - Her name is... - Liz. 378 00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:13,883 Chun Li, sir. 379 00:13:13,884 --> 00:13:15,418 - Chun Li Wainwright. - "Street Fighter." 380 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,053 That is just fantastic. 381 00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:18,388 We'll... we'll talk soon, okay? 382 00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:20,924 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Bless... bless Him. 383 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,193 - What? - Uh, Principal Friedman says 384 00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:24,928 he's going to take immediate action. 385 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,730 - All: Yes. - All right. 386 00:13:26,731 --> 00:13:28,431 - Thank you, Griff. - That's so cool. 387 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,833 You tell people you're religious, 388 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:30,934 and they just, like, listen to you. 389 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,402 I'm so sorry. 390 00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:35,105 I know I've put a lot on you, 391 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,073 but raising kids is hard, you know? 392 00:13:37,074 --> 00:13:38,908 You always have to be there. You have to keep 393 00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:40,910 your eye on them, always protect them. 394 00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:42,779 You can't just... you can't leave them dangling 395 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,114 without any support, you know? 396 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,917 Where's Norman? 397 00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:50,253 No. Is he still on the wall? 398 00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:55,091 Oh... 399 00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:56,926 Yes. 400 00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:59,395 That's why I never let go of boobs. 401 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,186 Hi, cute family. 402 00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:05,821 And I missed you 403 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,223 - And Simone. - Oh yeah. 404 00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:09,158 I ran out of food, but your mother made me 405 00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:11,694 - curried chickpeas. - You're in a good mood. 406 00:14:11,695 --> 00:14:13,129 And now to ruin it: 407 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,830 we got an email from Lily's school... 408 00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,198 - Mom. - What? 409 00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:17,967 Somebody called and complained and said that 410 00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:19,835 our dance team is sexist. 411 00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:21,637 Ugh, what a loser. 412 00:14:21,638 --> 00:14:24,006 - I am so sorry... - So they're adding boys! 413 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,709 I get to dance with boys. 414 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:29,879 Chun Li's parents are awesome! 415 00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:36,919 I don't understand how this happened. 416 00:14:40,657 --> 00:14:42,257 When's the last time you saw "Inception"? 417 00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:44,927 - What? - I've been on 418 00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:46,595 these message boards about, you know, 419 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,030 like, climbers and stuff, talking to guys 420 00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:49,665 - who were up on Everest. - Mm. 421 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,400 They're kind of the only ones who can relate to me 422 00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:52,902 at this point. 423 00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,737 People that have fallen off of Everest? 424 00:14:54,738 --> 00:14:56,939 Well, it's just, like, the culture of climbers 425 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,908 and, like, I'm just really in the... 426 00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,943 - I'm into that community now. - Mm. 427 00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:02,611 Hey, I'm sorry we left you up there, okay? 428 00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:04,780 I guess drinks are on us. 429 00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:06,282 And I can't move around too well, so one of you 430 00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:08,017 has to feed me chicken wings and one of you 431 00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:09,385 - has to help me pee. - I call chicken wings. 432 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,387 - I'll do pee. - Oh. 433 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,789 Oh, I can't watch. 434 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,124 Talk about backfiring. 435 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,892 The guys have to see this. 436 00:15:21,865 --> 00:15:23,966 Oh, no. 437 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,902 Oh, they've let a boy join Lily's dance team. 438 00:15:26,903 --> 00:15:28,304 Emet's just sent a video. 439 00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:30,139 Oh... okay, okay. David, I'm sorry, 440 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,374 I just... I was trying to protect her 441 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,309 from having to do... 442 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:36,045 that without being the one to crush her spirit. 443 00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,780 Well, you know what, Emet, it didn't work. 444 00:15:37,781 --> 00:15:39,315 And now our daughter's milkshakes 445 00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:40,816 literally brought all the boys to the yard. 446 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:43,719 - God, he's strong. - Oh, my God. 447 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,321 Oh, I do not like the way 448 00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:46,822 he's looking at her. 449 00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,291 This happens in schools? 450 00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:51,961 Ugh! 451 00:15:51,962 --> 00:15:54,330 I bet Lily will fart in front of him, freak out, 452 00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:56,132 and this will solve itself. 453 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,933 You should have fed her your curried chick peas. 454 00:15:57,934 --> 00:16:00,002 She would have blasted him away. 455 00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:01,670 Parenting is so emotionally draining. 456 00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,305 I'm exhausted from worrying about Lily. 457 00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,441 Can we just go five minutes without talking about the kid? 458 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,810 Besides, there's a hot girl 459 00:16:07,811 --> 00:16:09,345 right over there. 460 00:16:09,346 --> 00:16:11,981 How can you tell? She's turned away. 461 00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:14,316 I sent the drone over there to check out the face. 462 00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:16,519 Oof, Hawking did good. 463 00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,188 Now that's a fresh face. 464 00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:20,923 Okay, okay, okay. 465 00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:22,491 I was hoping to avoid being the bad guy 466 00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:24,493 for a little longer, but obviously we have 467 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:26,462 - to end this right now. - I know you're concerned 468 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,697 about what Lily's reaction is gonna be, but if you're cool 469 00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,199 and you're chill... 470 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,368 it'll be nothing like the way Maya was with you. 471 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:33,836 - You know what? I agree. - Right? 472 00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,471 Yes. 473 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,706 Oh, my God, is he motorboating her? 474 00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:39,375 - Cool and chill! - Hi... no, no, no. 475 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:41,710 I'm so chill. Hey, Lil, can we just, like, 476 00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:44,213 - talk for one quick sec? - Mom, we're practicing. 477 00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:46,015 Yeah, no, I know. I saw that. 478 00:16:46,016 --> 00:16:47,383 That was really neat. 479 00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:49,785 Here's a thing: Um, I am totally cool 480 00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:51,954 with self-expression... really am... I just feel like 481 00:16:51,955 --> 00:16:53,355 maybe we should have a little conversation 482 00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:55,191 about what this looks like to other people. 483 00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:56,492 I knew the mom was gonna be uptight. 484 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,494 It's just dancing. 485 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:01,397 Hey there, little "Magic Mike" wannabe. 486 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,065 - Nope. - Okay. 487 00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,500 No, you know what? That is not just dancing. 488 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,236 That was actually the most disturbing display 489 00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:09,472 of child gyrating I've seen since Sia made that little girl 490 00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:10,873 dance in a cage with Shia LaBeouf. 491 00:17:10,874 --> 00:17:12,508 And by the way, these costumes... 492 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,376 Wow. 493 00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:15,911 These are exactly the kind of clothing that makes juries 494 00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:18,047 extremely unsympathetic to victims. 495 00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:20,349 Oh, so, yes, I'm all up in the tightness, 496 00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:22,184 'cause I just watched my little baby show me 497 00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:23,886 how reproduction works. 498 00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,221 I'm sorry, when did kids' dancing become all, 499 00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,056 you know, "Oh, here! Here are my legs! 500 00:17:27,057 --> 00:17:29,425 Wide open!" And I don't wanna say drop it 501 00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:31,160 like it's hot 'cause you're too young 502 00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:32,862 to be hot. 503 00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:34,330 And I don't wanna see the twerking and the working 504 00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,098 and the jiggling and the gyrating... 505 00:17:39,569 --> 00:17:41,437 My entire childhood 506 00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,239 flashed before my very eyes. 507 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,074 Sweetie? 508 00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:47,076 Oh, my God. 509 00:17:47,077 --> 00:17:49,545 I just flung my shoe at a child. 510 00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:52,882 I really am my mother. 511 00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:56,385 Hello, there. I see you've met Hawking, 512 00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:57,586 my drone. 513 00:17:57,587 --> 00:17:59,255 Are you guys nerds with money 514 00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:01,290 like the Facebook guy or just nerds? 515 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:03,959 I have a decent credit limit for my age. 516 00:18:05,128 --> 00:18:07,396 - Oh, dear. - Excuse me. 517 00:18:07,397 --> 00:18:09,131 Emet told Lily she can't do dance team. 518 00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:11,967 - It did not go down well. - Lily's gonna be so pissed. 519 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,469 Well, what choice did Emet have? 520 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,970 The girls are growing up 521 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,238 in such an oversexualized world 522 00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:17,606 I mean, just look at our video games. 523 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,208 - Yeah. - Don't look at me like 524 00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:21,110 I'm part of the problem. I care about women. 525 00:18:21,111 --> 00:18:23,979 I'm about to buy this nice lady a drink. 526 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,215 What can Hawking and I get you, there, 527 00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:28,083 beautiful person? 528 00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,319 I guess I'll have a vodka cranberry. 529 00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:35,157 Oh, no. 530 00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,825 Are you okay? 531 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,494 What are you doing? 532 00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:40,329 You're a bad person, Griff. 533 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,298 I was talking to both of them. 534 00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,610 You know, at least Tucker's all right. 535 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,446 The shoe bounced right off his six-pack. 536 00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,948 God, he's strong. 537 00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:00,583 Can't believe you embarrassed me 538 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,318 in front of him. 539 00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,520 I held in my farts for nothing. 540 00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:07,456 That's bad. 541 00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:08,657 Who are you texting? 542 00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,426 Okay, that... no, that's a mean thing 543 00:19:10,427 --> 00:19:12,094 to say about your mother. 544 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:13,929 I'm gonna put more parental controls on this. 545 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:15,998 Will you... help me do that? 546 00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,169 Look, Lily, I am sorry. 547 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,004 I really am. 548 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,541 I think you're a great dancer. 549 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,277 And I think you should keep doing it... 550 00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:30,613 just not on that dance team. 551 00:19:30,614 --> 00:19:32,014 And not like that. 552 00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:33,949 Oh, God, and not in that costume. 553 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,552 I was in the yard when you went loony, Mom. 554 00:19:36,553 --> 00:19:39,488 - I know. - Okay, maybe I was turning 555 00:19:39,489 --> 00:19:41,357 into my mom a little. 556 00:19:41,358 --> 00:19:43,459 - Here's your shoe. - But at least I was trying 557 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,527 to be a better version of her. Good night, Mom. 558 00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:48,163 Oh, God, are we wearing the same jean jacket? 559 00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:49,465 Right. This is the worst day 560 00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:50,666 of my life. 561 00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:54,303 At least my journey inspired someone else 562 00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:56,405 to be the best version of themselves, too. 563 00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:58,307 - I think that's... - Hey, guys. 564 00:19:58,308 --> 00:19:59,908 Oh, hey, Emet. 565 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,410 The four of us dudes couldn't stop thinking 566 00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:03,245 - about your little girl. - That's a sentence 567 00:20:03,246 --> 00:20:05,414 - I never wanna hear. - So we took your sketches 568 00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:08,150 and managed to come up with a strong female protagonist 569 00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:10,986 for the new game. 570 00:20:10,987 --> 00:20:12,655 We thought it would be cool to make a character 571 00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:15,557 that's a role model for girls instead of... 572 00:20:15,558 --> 00:20:17,426 bowling ball boobs. 573 00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:19,728 Aww, you guys! 574 00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:23,098 Seriously, you're gonna try and pretend that's your idea? 575 00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:24,433 I've been trying to do that forever. 576 00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:26,268 Why do guys take women's stuff and pretend 577 00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:29,038 they've just brilliantly come up with it? 578 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:32,107 Because it's been working for the last 10,000 years. 579 00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:34,443 I really do like her. 580 00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:36,078 Yeah. 581 00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:39,114 Plus she's gonna be really hot when she gets older. 582 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,183 You're a bad person, Griff. 583 00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:43,085 He knows. 584 00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:46,522 - Hello, everyone. - Oh, hey, guys. 585 00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:49,291 I got Louie that Hot Wheels he wanted. 586 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,559 Okay, he doesn't need 587 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,727 - more toys, Mom. - You don't know 588 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,762 - what they need. - Oh, God. 589 00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:55,397 I need to go. Somebody take this. 590 00:20:55,398 --> 00:20:57,132 Yes, yes, yes. Hey... Dad, hey, 591 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,134 I'm gonna walk Simone out. Could you watch Jake? 592 00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:01,036 Well, I was just diagnosed with cataracts 593 00:21:01,037 --> 00:21:02,404 in both eyes, so yes, 594 00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:04,606 but not very well. 595 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:07,142 Did you hear that? My dad can't see. 596 00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:09,044 This is great. I don't look like my mom yet. 597 00:21:09,045 --> 00:21:11,080 - Amazing. - All right, baby. 598 00:21:11,081 --> 00:21:13,115 We gotta go. 599 00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:18,620 What's wrong with you, man? 600 00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:20,489 I don't know. 601 00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,325 Hey. 602 00:21:23,326 --> 00:21:25,127 Well, that doesn't feel great. 603 00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:31,682 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.