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- Previously on "Wrecked"...
- I'm going to break you

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and watch you hunt each
other to the death.

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Jess!

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- Where am I?
- She thinks she's in college.

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- You live in L.A.?
- Jess has a boner for Pack.

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Guys, can we focus, please?

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Namely on how we're gonna get out
of this "Hunger Games" knockoff?

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Karen, please.

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Wait! Declan told me that...

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Wait, wait. Who was it?!
Who... Who shot him?!

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Holy shit.

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Guys, can we focus, please?

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Namely on how we're gonna get out
of this "Hunger Games" knockoff?

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- This can't be real.
- Oh, it's real, pal.

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You take my girl, I take your life.

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Todd, I didn't do anything.

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- This is between you and Jess.
- Wrong!

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This is between you and Derek Punchly.

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- Who's Derek Punchly?
- My fist!

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And he brought his twin
brother, Timmy Cold-cock.

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If they're twins, why do they have
different last names, you idiot?

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Pack, we should team up. We'll
have a better shot of surviving

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if we hunt together.

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I mean, not like together-together.

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I mean, unless you, like, wanted
to hunt together-together.

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Jess, listen, I'm very flattered,

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but I just don't think
the timing's right.

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- Oh, my God. Totally.
- It's not you.

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It's just that your ex-husband's
trying to murder me, you know.

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Yeah. I mean, this is, like, whatever?

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We should just hunt together
casually, you know.

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Hey, Jess. I know you.

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You don't actually
like this needle dick.

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You just... You always had a boyfriend.

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You don't think you can
do things on your own.

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Oh, my God! That is not true!

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I love being alone. You can,
like, really hear your thoughts.

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Todd, Jess and I are not
hunting together, I swear!

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We wouldn't... This is not...

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Pack, wait!

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Hell, yeah.

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Hey, Pack!

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I'm about to go all Bat-niss
Everdeen on your ass.

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'Cause of the bat and...
the arrows and...

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Whatever! You're dead!

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Stop following me!
- No! I'm not doing this alone!

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I'll literally die!

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- Aah!
- Are you okay?

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Hey, Pack!

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I'm gonna rip your
nuts outta your mouth!

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Oh, God! Quick, cover me in leaves.

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It's the only way! But
where should I hide?

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Anywhere but here!

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Jess, wait!

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Can you cover my face? I can't
do it and keep my arms covered.

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Thank you! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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Well, well, well.

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What do we have...

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here?!

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Oh, God! I'm sorry!

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It's not my fault Jess likes me.

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I'm just really charming.

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Yeah, well, I'm pissed!

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And it feels like your fault,

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so I'm just gonna take it out on you!

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Aah!

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Oh, my God. Did I just kill him?

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No.

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You conked him. Where
did that come from?

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Oh, I was in color guard in high school.

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You mean the nerd cheerleaders
that wave big flags around?

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Uhh, no. I mean the cool cheerleaders

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who don't dress like hookers.
And we don't wave flags.

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We spin them.

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Wow. You can really handle that thing.

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I don't want to brag, but we made state

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with this killer Whitney
Houston routine.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Listen, Jess.

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I think we should hunt together.

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Like, together-together.

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Oh, my God.

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Really? Okay. All right.

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So, we should double back and
go on the offensive, right?

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Put this stick to use.

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Yeah, that is a great idea.

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I really like that idea,
but I was thinking

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we use your stick to walk, right?

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And then maybe we turn
that walk into a run,

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and then we run directly
into a hiding spot.

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And if anyone finds us, you
can protect us with your...

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stick stuff.

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What do you say...

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babe?

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Okay. Let's hide.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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The hell?

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Pretty trippy, huh, Todd?

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Rob Corddry?

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Second lead on HBO's "Ballers"?

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I'm gonna have to stop you right there.

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Uh, I'm not "the second lead".

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It's a two-hander. It's me and The Rock.

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Wait. What's going on?

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Where's Jess?

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I was just about to
thump on Pack, and...

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And now you're there.

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Am I dead?

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Not yet. This all around you?

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This... This thing, most of those...

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This is the realm of your unconscious.

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Lucky for you, you got me
to guide you through it.

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You're telling me Rob Corddry

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- is my spirit guide?
- Yeah.

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Oh, hell, yeah, my dude!

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Whoo! We're gonna get naughty.

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- What!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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If you're here, that means... No.

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No! Oh, yeah.

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I smell what we're cooking.

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Where is he, huh? Where is The Rock?

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No.

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Where are you, D, you big boy?

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Actually, he's not here, okay?

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It's just me, no Rock.

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Oh.

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D.J.'s shooting, like, nine
movies right now, okay?

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I think he's a little busy for
some random dude's dream sequence.

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Me, on the other hand, huh?

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Come on, hit that shit, man!

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- Boom! Ballers.
- Ballers.

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Nice. So, this is what's gonna happen.

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We are gonna step through that door,

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and you are gonna learn
a lesson about you.

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And if I don't, then what?

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That guy shits his pants or something?

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Yeah, he'll shit his pants again...
probably.

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But if you don't learn why you're here,

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this Todd, the real Todd,
will never wake up again.

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- Oh,
- I know, right?

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Shall we?

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Hey, so "Hot Tub Time Machine,"
that wasn't real, right?

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Are you asking me if the hot tub

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- was a real time machine?
- Just answer the question.

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You don't have to be a dick about it.
Was it real?

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Okay, well, what if we hide
down there in that ditch?

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Okay.

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Are you trying to drown in flood water?

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No, no, no. Jess...

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hiding is all about anticipating danger.

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And the way we...

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- Is that a cave?
- No.

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It's the perfect hiding spot.

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Well, let's just say my hidey
senses are a-tingling.

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Something tells me we're
gonna be totally fine.

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Stop right there.

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Oh, God, please. I don't
want to die, please.

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Little buddy?

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- Big Bruce!
- Hot damn!

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I thought that was you!

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I can't believe y'all are still alive.

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It's so good to see you.

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Hey, Chet, get on out here!
See who's here!

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- Hey!
- Right on. It's Pack and Jess.

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- Do I know them?
- Ye-Yeah.

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They're from the plane crash.

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It's... It's Bruce and Chet.

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Uh, these guys. Yeah.

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Oh, come on, Jess. You remember me.
Bruce.

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- Bruuuuce.
- Unforch, she doesn't.

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She got a little bit of a head trauma.

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- Thinks she's 18.
- Whoa. Hi, I'm Chet.

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You should know that we
banged and both jizzed, so...

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- Sorry about your noggin.
- Thanks.

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So, Bruce, what's the deal?
Is this your cave?

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Hell, yeah, it is. Come on in!

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Oh, wow! It's so small.

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- A moment, sir?
- What? Not now, Martha.

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Steve and that ragged old
cow are going toe-to-toe.

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Half-Pint and The Hot
One have disappeared.

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- What do you mean?
- I've lost them on the feed.

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Well, do your bloody job and find them.

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Oh, whoa.

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- That is a freakin' wild ride.
- Right?

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Ah.

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Where the hell are we?

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You're about to find out.

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Now, watch and learn.

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Greg Graff?

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Oh, my God. This friggin' punk bully.

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He made my life hell in middle school.

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Yeah, but what you didn't
know was that Greg

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was going through his own hell.

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Oh, you moron! You sunk all our money

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into a self-cleaning toilet business?

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Yeah, Wanda, I did because

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it's a good investment!

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People are always gonna
have to take a shit.

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So, probably see Greg a
little differently now, huh?

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Hey. Go to him.

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Hey.

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Come on, man.

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- Boom!
- Oh! What?!

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Oh! I'm a little bigger now, huh, Greg?!

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- Todd! What the hell!
- Yeah.

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You just met my good
friend, Derek Punchly!

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- Whoo.
- Jesus, man. No.

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You were supposed to see that
he only lashed out at you

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because of what he was
going through at home.

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Who gives a shit, man?
My mom was a hard ass.

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Didn't turn me into a bully.

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You just punched a child.

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- Is that all you got, pussy?
- What'd you say?

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- Whoa!
- Wow!

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- All right, dude.
- Let's go, man! Come on!

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Yeah, you better thank Rob Corddry,

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'cause he just saved your life, bitch!

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And by that time, the life raft

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was nothing but a pile of driftwood.

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And that's when the birds came...

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About a dozen of 'em, circling.

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Plucked Beth right out of the water

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and into the sky.

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I ain't never seen birds work
together like that before.

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And thankfully, we washed
up on shore that night.

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What about you, Chet? What
happened after the gorilla?

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You mean...

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after you abandoned me to die?

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Nada mucho, actually. Just
dipped about for a while.

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Ate some funny berries,
shot out a runny shit.

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Literally walked right into Bruce.

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Hey, what about y'all? Where y'all been?

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Listen, I don't know how to say this.

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It's just us now.

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The gorilla... It killed the others.

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- Oh, shit.
- Whoa.

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Yeah, it tore them all to pieces

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with its big monkey hands.

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Jesus.

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Apes and birds, man. Apes and birds.

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Pack, can I... can I speak
to you for a second?

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- Just...
- Of course.

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Excuse her.

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She's numb from grief.

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What are you doing? We have
to tell them the truth.

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If they know about the hunt,
they could think the others

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are gonna follow us here and kill them.

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They'll kick us out of the cave.

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My sorority big always says,
"Honesty is the best policy.

252
00:11:34,012 --> 00:11:35,545
Now tell us why you're fat."

253
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,395
- We have to come clean.
- This is our only shot.

254
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:40,787
Declan clearly doesn't
know this place exists.

255
00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:42,712
Well, maybe they can
help us defeat Declan.

256
00:11:42,737 --> 00:11:45,261
I mean, they don't have bracelets.
We can save everyone.

257
00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,223
Save everyone?

258
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,981
Are you listening to yourself?

259
00:11:49,006 --> 00:11:50,942
You're being so selfish.

260
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,131
I'm trying to protect us.

261
00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:56,133
You're doing this... for us?

262
00:11:56,158 --> 00:12:00,859
Of course. So just...
don't rock the boat.

263
00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:06,061
What do you say we take one of
these magic doors back in time

264
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:09,146
to, like, the first Hooters
or something, you know?

265
00:12:09,171 --> 00:12:10,189
When silicone was good.

266
00:12:10,214 --> 00:12:11,530
Hey!

267
00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:15,278
My glasses. Found 'em.

268
00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:18,321
Oh, my God. That's 8-year-old me!

269
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,912
'Sup, playboy?

270
00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:23,957
Whoo, he is a handsome
little sucker, huh?

271
00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:26,404
You said your mom was a
real hardass, right?

272
00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:27,928
You remember this day?

273
00:12:27,953 --> 00:12:30,451
Come on, Todd. We're leaving.

274
00:12:30,476 --> 00:12:31,884
But you promised me a lollipop.

275
00:12:31,909 --> 00:12:34,142
Shut up, you little crybaby.

276
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,942
Ow.

277
00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:39,360
See? She's mean as hell.

278
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:42,512
Yeah, but do you ever why
she was so mean to you?

279
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,675
And sna...

280
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,560
Please, this loan,

281
00:12:46,585 --> 00:12:49,761
I-it's the only way I can get
Todd into the good schools.

282
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:52,420
Y-You know how rough
Scottsdale Public is.

283
00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:54,278
He... He'll never survive.

284
00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:56,026
I'm sorry.

285
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,191
Your credit is dog shit.

286
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,714
Come on, Todd, we're leaving.

287
00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:11,991
Your mother taught you to mask
feelings of hurt and sadness

288
00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:15,281
with displays of aggression.
Classic cycle.

289
00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:17,924
Do you understand that now?

290
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,925
Yeah, I understand...

291
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:24,321
that this butt sniffer
should've given my mom a loan.

292
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,678
- Boom!
- Oh, my God!

293
00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:27,046
- Eat it, moneybags!
- No!

294
00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:30,171
- And I ruled Scottsdale Public.
- What are you do...

295
00:13:30,196 --> 00:13:32,495
H-How are you not getting this?
Are you thick?

296
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,675
Hey, watch it, Cords.
It's still my head.

297
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,826
- I'll think your dick off.
- What?

298
00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:41,948
Boy, I haven't heard
that sound for a time.

299
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,539
What?

300
00:13:43,564 --> 00:13:45,200
Laughter.

301
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,527
What with this group's been through,

302
00:13:48,552 --> 00:13:51,290
I didn't think any of us
were ever gonna laugh again.

303
00:13:51,437 --> 00:13:53,069
Heck, what am I telling you for?

304
00:13:53,094 --> 00:13:55,682
You had to watch an ape tear
apart all your friends.

305
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,273
Yeah.

306
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,797
Even so,

307
00:13:59,143 --> 00:14:01,465
I can't help but think that
we've turned a corner.

308
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,990
Maybe we can actually find
peace on this island,

309
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,950
love one another, live in harmony,

310
00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:10,767
actually be 100% safe, you know?

311
00:14:12,795 --> 00:14:14,560
Aw, heck. Listen to me babble on.

312
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:17,649
Pay me no mind, Jess.
I'm just an old fool.

313
00:14:18,077 --> 00:14:20,529
Listen, Bruce.

314
00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,405
I have to tell you something.

315
00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:23,742
Hey, Bruce.

316
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:27,117
Listen, man, I hate to be that guy,

317
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:29,707
but the sleeping spot you gave us is...

318
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:33,455
sort of craggy, so I was wondering if...

319
00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:37,479
What's happening?

320
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,879
Hey! Dude.

321
00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:42,237
You're being very un-Baller right now.

322
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:44,526
I'm just trying to
help you wake up, man.

323
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,515
Really?

324
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:48,139
But if all you wanna
do is fight, go ahead.

325
00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:49,912
Knock yourself out.

326
00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:53,795
What?

327
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,822
Hell, yeah!

328
00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:58,098
This guy is swole patrol.

329
00:14:58,123 --> 00:15:00,443
What's up, Cobra Kai Todd?

330
00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:03,397
Hell, yeah. What's up, little bitch?

331
00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:05,280
What did you say to me, dude?

332
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,818
And Declan and his friends

333
00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:08,543
are just watching from the mansion,

334
00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:09,701
like it's a sport.

335
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:12,093
So, you're saying there
can only be one survivor?

336
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,455
Yeah.

337
00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:16,498
Well, then, I guess we don't
have much of a choice, do we?

338
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:18,429
Well, hold on... Hold on
a second, Chester, now.

339
00:15:18,454 --> 00:15:19,954
They don't even know we're here.

340
00:15:19,979 --> 00:15:22,006
As long as they don't
spot us, we're safe.

341
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,842
Oh!

342
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,854
Oh, shit.

343
00:15:27,879 --> 00:15:29,970
Oh, shit.

344
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,514
They know we're here.

345
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,787
Well...

346
00:15:33,978 --> 00:15:36,517
then I guess it's begun!

347
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,282
Damn, son a bitch! Where'd
you get another knife?!

348
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:41,473
Old Chester always has a
second switchblade, ass balls!

349
00:15:41,498 --> 00:15:42,927
Don't you get it?!

350
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:45,377
There can only be one survivor!

351
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,996
Okay. Hang on a second!

352
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,606
Oh, God!

353
00:15:57,684 --> 00:16:00,127
- I told you not to tell them.
- Chet, stop!

354
00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:01,921
Sooner or later, this Derclan guy

355
00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:03,412
is gonna pull us all into this.

356
00:16:03,437 --> 00:16:05,633
It's "Lawrence of the Flies," babies,

357
00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:09,305
- and I aim to be Lawrence.
- You think it's "Lawrence of the Flies"?

358
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,362
Everybody, rush him!

359
00:16:13,712 --> 00:16:15,746
Let the games begin!

360
00:16:19,276 --> 00:16:23,020
You. You led that metal
bird straight to us.

361
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:25,605
You brought death to our door step.

362
00:16:25,899 --> 00:16:26,717
Get him!

363
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:29,392
Quick, Jess! Use your
stick to protect us!

364
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:31,265
What? You're the dude. You're
supposed to protect me.

365
00:16:33,088 --> 00:16:36,119
God damn it!

366
00:16:38,037 --> 00:16:39,704
Start something, you little bitch.

367
00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:41,556
I'm right here, bitch. Start something.

368
00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:43,848
- You go ahead, bro. Start something.
- No, you start something.

369
00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:45,775
- I'm right here, dude.
- Oh, for the love of Christ,

370
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,312
one of you start something.

371
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:48,684
You're running out of time.

372
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,899
Copy that, Cords.

373
00:16:50,924 --> 00:16:54,172
- Ha!
- Two Todds enter.

374
00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:55,396
Aah!

375
00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:56,467
Ha!

376
00:16:58,406 --> 00:17:00,853
One Todd leaves!

377
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:08,130
Aah! Ha-ah!

378
00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:13,292
And good night.

379
00:17:13,317 --> 00:17:15,118
Whoo!

380
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:16,955
- Good.
- Oh, boy.

381
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,690
Never doubt the twins.
You see that, Corddry?

382
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,676
Oh, you think you kicked his ass?

383
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,101
Uhh, yeah.

384
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,903
He didn't land a single punch.

385
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:29,214
Then maybe you should
take a look at this.

386
00:17:29,239 --> 00:17:31,593
Whoa.

387
00:17:32,226 --> 00:17:34,260
I guess he did get some shots in, huh?

388
00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:36,230
What? No!

389
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,756
Jesus Christ.

390
00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:39,196
Do I have to spell this out for you?

391
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:44,357
You. Did. This. To...

392
00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:47,621
you.

393
00:17:47,886 --> 00:17:50,787
I... kicked my own ass?

394
00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:52,245
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

395
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,348
That means... whenever
I choose aggression,

396
00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:57,231
I'm only hurting...

397
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:01,551
- myself.
- Oh!

398
00:18:01,576 --> 00:18:04,896
Wow. Yes!

399
00:18:04,921 --> 00:18:06,787
Mwah! Yes, finally.

400
00:18:06,812 --> 00:18:08,345
Oh, God.

401
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,193
To think it only took you three tries

402
00:18:10,218 --> 00:18:12,498
and a super-on-the-nose
metaphor to get you there.

403
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:14,251
I know what I need to do now.

404
00:18:14,276 --> 00:18:16,177
Well, I'll be seeing you, Todd.

405
00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:18,196
Thanks, "Ballers'" Rob Corddry.

406
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:19,990
Mm-hmm.

407
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:21,810
Hey.

408
00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:25,452
You want to know why my
brain chose you, Cords?

409
00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:28,365
'Cause The Rock may be
the pecs and the abs

410
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,629
and the ass of that show...

411
00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:32,947
but you're the heart.

412
00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:35,302
Thank you, Todd.

413
00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:37,676
But next time, you
know, tell The Rock...

414
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,446
Get the outta here.

415
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:41,121
You got it, boss.

416
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,539
Now, Jess, I don't feel
good whomping on a girl.

417
00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:56,553
When those birds snatched Beth,

418
00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:59,429
I made a promise to these
people to protect them.

419
00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:09,177
Let's do this.

420
00:19:44,495 --> 00:19:47,669
- Aah!
- Jesus!

421
00:19:48,961 --> 00:19:50,361
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

422
00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:52,572
Please, please don't kill me. Please!

423
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:54,230
Relax, bud.

424
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:56,167
I don't want to thrash you anymore.

425
00:19:56,192 --> 00:19:59,135
Really? Come on. Really.

426
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,598
Let's just say

427
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:03,995
Rob Corddry taught me
how to be a better man.

428
00:20:04,054 --> 00:20:05,287
What?

429
00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:06,896
Where's Jess?

430
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:09,125
Right here.

431
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,503
You're alive.

432
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:14,849
Duh. I can take care of myself.

433
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,082
Sick.

434
00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,288
Listen, Jess, I just
wanted to say that...

435
00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:19,755
Ow!

436
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,472
You abandoned me back
there, you little wiener!

437
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:24,519
It's not my fault! You told
everyone, and they freaked out.

438
00:20:26,469 --> 00:20:27,947
Was that Florence?

439
00:20:27,972 --> 00:20:29,185
She could be in trouble.

440
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,351
Come on!

441
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:32,744
Jess. Wait!

442
00:20:33,393 --> 00:20:36,287
What the... Wait for me!

443
00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:37,344
Wait!

444
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,490
There's something I need to tell you.

445
00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:41,249
Declan told me that...

446
00:20:42,865 --> 00:20:45,536
Wait for me!

447
00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:47,214
What happened?

448
00:20:47,239 --> 00:20:48,739
They killed Steve.

449
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,061
Oh, my God.

450
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:55,171
Holy shit.

451
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,883
Game on, babies! Chet's in The Hunt now!

452
00:21:01,764 --> 00:21:08,688
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