Is this my car?
I think I'm gonna throw up.
You OK?
Yeah. Thanks for listening to me.
My Scrabble friends are sick of hearing me.
Aww.
Come to think of it, most of 'em are dead.
Sorry... for your losses.
How you like driving for Lyft?
It's cool. You know, I make good money,
and I get to set my own schedule.
So you can be free, like...
now?
Nah, peak. Peak hours.
- That playlist is fire! - Yeah, turn it up, sis!
OK.
Y'all cute.
I'm goin' to the Brenshaw Mall.
Shit!
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Hey, worker bee-itch!
- I got your Coachella clothes. - And my sunscreen?
I know I'm black, but cancer don't care.
OK. I also got your floss. Wax and bougie minted.
And a dozen Cadbury Creme Eggs
that I will eat myself.
And did you drop Flavor Flav off at daycare?
Not yet. He's in my car.
But don't worry, girl, he's safe. I put him in my trunk.
- Issa! - I'm kidding!
He's not going in my car. I hate that nigga.
I hate you so much.
Well, thank you for running all my errands.
You shoulda quit We Got Y'All a long time ago.
You make a much better assistant than my assistant.
I'm right here.
You're good, Karen.
I'm just giving my friend some much needed validation.
I'm right here.
Girl, you know I don't mean that.
I don't know what you meant, but it's fine,
'cause I'm glad I have this time off
so I can help my beautiful, chocolate friend.
- And get me to Beyonce faster. - No, you right.
Honestly, I just really need this trip, girl.
Yeah. We have been some busy bitches.
Yeah, and you know this is pregnant-ass Tiffany's last hurrah.
We don't need her as a mother.
The thought of it.
I finally learned the choreography to Formation.
- Can I move this chair? - Issa, no!
You gotta go!
I have to work if we're gonna leave on time.
That's the Tootsie Roll.
That... Lock the door.
Sorry, Karen. You are better.
_
So, in order to launch our best defense,
we need to determine if our client was actively abusing alcohol
or if she was already in the treatment program,
and also if she knew about her employer's drug policy.
- That's a great point. - Under the ADA,
our client will be entitled to retain her employment
and take leave for rehabilitation.
This is good work, guys.
- Appreciate that. - Thank you.
And you're citing the 2009 FMLA revisions?
- Yes... - Yep. I knew
from the Lancaster case that it was essential.
Good instincts, Taurean.
Let's get that brief in by the end of the weekend.
It would be great to file Monday.
Sure. I'll move some things around and get it done.
Actually, I have time.
I can do it.
- You sure? - Yeah.
Not a problem.
- Great. Thanks, Molly. - All right.
_
Where you goin'?
Hey, Trina.
What can I do for you?
I got bed bugs.
And they're crawlin' everywhere.
There are no bugs. You're hallucinating.
Matter of fact, I'm not here either.
I'm a ghost.
I don't fuck with ghosts.
- Boo! - Shit!
If I could see Percy one last time.
Did somebody say "repast"?
I know these niggas just did this reboot 'cause they're broke,
but I'm here for it.
For real, Lil' Chris?
What did I tell you about coming in my house
- through Percy's casket? - Booyah.
Don't make me come over there...
Get...
- Hey! Here I come! - Coachella ho!
- Bring your Bigfoot ass down! - Beyonce or bust!
Wait. Why y'all pick me up before Molly?
Molly was afraid to tell you, but...
No!
- Hey! - Wow!
- Bitches is real sneaky. - Stop. Don't do it.
I can't go. I gotta get this brief done.
Issa, I told you, let Molly make the decision
that's important for her.
When is it due, girl? 'Cause I could help!
I know hella words!
"Tort," "bailiff,"
"Do you swear to tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth?"
- "Court"... - Stop. No.
I don't want this hanging over my head all weekend.
I'll make sure you get quiet time.
We could even leave early together, if you want to.
Without these bitches,
because they so whack.
They're so whack!
I washed your car!
- Fine. I'll work it out. - Yeah!
You're my best friend, I am so convincing
I should be a lawyer
We should start a...
She hung up, but she gon' work it out!
Yeah!
Press it!
- Yea-yea-yeah. - Yes!
Ooh, they got a bidet in here, y'all.
- Guess we French now. - Mais oui, bitch!
Airbnb all zay.
Maybe you should Airbnb your new spot
so you can make some extra cash.
Then where would I live?
That literally makes no sense.
You know who makes no sense? Or dollars?
You.
I have money. I'm doin' great.
OK? I budgeted for this.
So Lyft is, like, your real job now?
'Cause, I mean, that's great, if... if you love it.
It's perfect for the moment.
Y'all, I'm not tryin' to think about this.
I'm focused on having a fun weekend with my girls,
and that's y'all, so turn up!
You ain't got to worry about me, 'cause I came to par-tay.
I can still drop it low.
You just gotta help me up, though.
- _ - Yes! Molly's on her way.
ETA two hours.
That's just in time for SZA.
Ooh, that's just enough time to squeeze in a little nap.
This baby is tired.
Tiffany, no! Do not lie down!
You gon' pass out!
You should stay up and pre-game.
She can't pre-game, Issa.
She can't do it. She pregnant.
Well, we can still pre-game.
Kelli, make some drinks.
Tiffany, don't lie down.
When Molly gets here, I'll wake up so fast.
She won't make up, Issa.
She won't do it.
She pregnant.
Kelli, what's wrong with you?
What?
OK, don't be mad,
I thought we were goin' straight to Coachella when we got here,
so I took a edible.
The fuck, Kelli? You couldn't wait?
It's not my fault.
I timed it out perfectly.
Blame Molly.
Y'all got 15 minutes, OK? I'm getting dressed.
Who's laughing?
Shut up.
It's you.
Hey! That's how you do that shit!
Shonda who? Oprah what?
Beyonce ain't the only Miss Carter.
I got too much sleep last night!
Get the fuck up!
Beyonce or bust, bitches!
- Beyonce or bust! - My God!
Beyonce or bust! Get the fuck up!
Bitch, I got three hours of sleep last night. What's wrong with you?!
I'm gonna fry your face you bang them pans one more time!
Sorry, pans.
Y'all, we did not come here to sleep all weekend.
We came here to have a good fuckin' time
- and celebrate Tiffany. - And the baby.
No, not the fucking baby, Tiffany. Just you.
This the last weekend before you get boring.
OK, I'm not ever gonna get boring.
I'm just gonna get more... responsible.
Responsi-boring.
I woke up very early this morning,
and I made an amazing Coachella schedule.
Whoa! Yaass! I got a thumbs-up from the partner!
A bitch is officially free to turn up! See?
When you work hard, you play hard.
That's that 80/40 ratio right there.
There's overlap. I know that.
OK, y'all, we gon' eat, we gon' drink,
- see Amine... - All right!
- ...eat some more, - What?!
- ...see Tyler... - Ooh!
- ...drink some more... - Yeah!
- ...Chloe/Halle... - OK!
...then we gon' turn the fuck up!
Whoa!
Come on, now. You know I'm not gonna drink this.
Girl, it's rose. My mom had a glass of wine every day, and I'm fine.
Beyonce or bust!
Y'all hoes go get dressed.
Go, hoes!
Git!
_
Quick change to the schedule!
Damn, this is lit.
Is that a pool? I wanna get wet.
- Kelli, no. - Not even a toe? OK.
We should do a walk-around.
Walk-around?
Another naked nigga.
Don't forget, we have to leave at 4:00 to get a good spot for Beyonce.
- You're right, girl. - Keepin' us on point.
She better do Bugaboo.
Issa!
Now it makes sense.
Your ass back on some surprise
"come to this party and meet my almost-man" type shit.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I hadn't seen him, and I needed this.
And he got friends.
Good to see you again.
You guys, this is Nathan.
- Nice to meet you. - Who are they?
That's my boy Andrew that I'm stayin' with in Burbank,
and that's Julian.
You lucky they're not ugly.
Hey, I'm Molly.
Then I'm... Percocet?
What are we doin'?
That's her name. She's Molly.
And I'm drunk. Enchanté.
- I'll see you soon. - OK.
Thanks for inviting me.
Thank you for getting me out to the desert.
You're welcome.
You know, I hadn't heard from you,
so I didn't know you were coming.
So y'all want some real Molly?
- I mean... - Duh.
You down?
I'm pregnant.
I got edibles. I read somewhere
pregnant women can have 'em.
- I don't know you. - Well, I'm not pregnant.
All right. Yeah.
We gon' take some pills, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I mean,
I guess it's happenin'.
Go on and take it.
I will if you will.
Yeah-hey! I'm proud of you.
- Cheers to the freaky weekend. - Cheers!
Yaaas. I'm gonna fuck him,
I'm gonna fuck him, I'm gonna fuck her.
- You crazy. - No!
Janelle Monae made it OK. Hey, girl.
OK.
Who I'm gon' fuck?
Yo, people are actually swimming.
In Texas you throw a pool party, people come in jeans.
So I coulda kept my jeans on when we were in the pool.
You could have.
I'm glad you didn't.
What is wrong with me?
I feel good.
You ain't ever done Molly before?
My God.
Your touch is so...
touchy.
How's that feel?
No, wait.
I'm Molly, and I'm on Molly.
So that means I'm Molly squared.
Wait, say it so I can hear it out loud.
Molly squared.
I'm single...
and I've been alone for a while.
I haven't had sex since I slept with my married friend.
Word?
Hey, you met my boy Andrew?
- Hey. - You the Asian one.
I was just tellin' the black one that I been through a lot.
What's a lot?
Like, life.
Holy shit, this is beautiful!
Look at everybody with their beads and their fringes on!
Giddyup, white girl!
According to the app, there's really spotty cell service.
Is anybody gettin' cell service?
No bars.
And there's water stations at all four corners of the grounds.
- Where's the water at? - Girl, I just said.
You know what?
Let's all just stick together
and find a good spot at the front of the stage.
Is this Couples-chella? 'Cause I left Derek at home.
Um... I'm thirsty. Is anybody else thirsty?
Should we get water?
We have to go in shifts.
We can't lose this spot!
Why don't you and I go?
I'm hungry.
- Bitch, where you goin'? - Save our spot.
Come on, lil' nigga.
OK. OK, wait. Move.
Move.
I must save this spot for my girls
like my life depends on it.
I will not move.
No, no, no... Whoa, stand up, stand up.
You can't sit while you're on Molly
or you'll pass the fuck out.
But I'm so tired!
Just lean on me. I... I'll hold you up.
Whoa.
Yo, I ain't never seen so many barefoot people...
Why you didn't ever hit me up?
W-Whoa.
Well, why you ain't hit me up?
I ain't never get no text messages.
I felt like I came on too strong last time.
I do that sometimes. I didn't want you to think
I was, you know, pressed.
What if I like pressed?
Pressed is the best,
I ain't never stressed,
push it to the t...
My God, did I say that out loud?
Your smile like Crest,
let me just finesse,
that's all I got!
My God, we're amazing!
Yo, we should start a group and perform at Coachella.
I play the triangle!
Yo, it would be so cool if Inglewood had something like this.
Can you imagine?
It would be so dope to just hose down a couple streets,
make it a local thing...
Yeah? What would you call it?
Ingle-chella.
No. That's terrible.
Cocoa-chella.
Yeah, because of all the chocolaty people!
- That's dope. - That's...
Ooh! I love Ferris wheels!
Yes!
Y'all have fun. Watch your step.
- We will! - Thank you.
Are you ready, though?
If you are.
Yeah. I'm... scared.
Don't be!
It's not that high. But we are.
Also it goes pretty slow, so you good.
You be knowin' shit.
You're amazing.
Pfft! I am not.
Trust me.
Why you say it like that?
I quit my job.
And I keep frontin' to everybody
like I'm not scared about what's next for me,
but I am terrified.
Well, I mean, you still gonna do something with music?
Hey.
I think quittin' your job was real brave.
You gonna come out of this in a better place.
I know it.
Shit.
- What?! - Shit fuck.
Shit fuck da-da-da. No-no-no.
What just happened?
Why you laughin'?
- You're so scared. - It's all good.
Just gonna get a backup battery.
I'm not high.
Well, you know, at least...
at least it's a good view.
I want you so bad right now.
Show me.
Who took my other waffle?!
You ate it before we left the tent.
My bad.
White folks just don't give a fuck!
Wait. Where's my jacket?
How y'all gonna just take our spot?
- There's no savin' spots. - Yeah, it's a field.
And I'll bet that's where you'd like to keep us,
you whole milk-drinking bitch!
My God! Calm down.
All these first-timers.
This about to be the first time you get chopped in the throat!
Shit!
No! No! No, Kelli, no!
Shit!
No! Not today!
My God! Stop! Stop!
I'm reclaiming my time and my space!
I came with my friends to listen to white music!
I'll bet you voted for Jill Stein!
You are an idiot!
We're gonna miss Beyonce!
No! Guys! Hey!
You better not touch her, she a lawyer!
She a lawyer!
Shit.
Great timing.
Does this count as the Mile High Club?
It better.
Shit, I got service up here!
Hello?
Tiffany, slow down. I can't hear you.
Where?
What?
OK, I'll be right there.
This is so embarrassing! Is everybody looking at us?
Why do the whites get to stay?
I know why. 'Cause they're white, white, white, white, whiter, white!
Hey, Kelli, we should probably just go.
That's Beyonce!
We came to see that bitch!
Fuck it.
We said Beyonce or b...
Shit!
Fuck! Shit!
My God, Kelli, my God!
Kelli, are you OK?
My God, Kelli!
My God!
I pissed myself.
Don't look at me.
Remember me different.
Shit.
We got cell service out here.
- Damn it! - What happened now?
I got all these last-minute notes!
Now Taurean's ass gonna save the day and steal my shine.
Does anybody got a laptop?!
We need to get back to the house right the fuck now.
You guys, I took a bite of the weed brownie.
Don't judge me!
I just feel so bad 'cause I was the one
who changed the schedule,
I was the one who abandoned them.
Don't stress. They'll be OK.
Hey, let's just go inside, all right?
I probably need to go inside myself, 'cause I fucked everything up.
OK. I had a great time, though.
Me too.
I'll hit you tomorrow.
My God,
are y'all OK? Are y'all mad at me?
How am I OK? I missed Beyonce, I pissed myself...
- I got tackled today, Issa. - So you are mad at me.
I just gotta send in this brief.
Gotta send an edit and then I send an email.
- Girl, you are typing so hard. - This is business, Issa.
- This is my life. - You're on drugs! Stop typing!
- I gotta send in this brief! - Aah!
I don't know what this shit means, but I know it's wrong.
I don't wanna be high no more.
'Cause it's hot, and I don't know what happened to my jacket.
I'm on fire! Can someone please help me take my hair out?
Stop it, stop it. Kelli, where's Tiffany? Is she mad at me?
I don't know. She hide in the closet.
Yes, I know he's our little weed baby!
But I just wanna be home with you!
Hey, Derek.
She just had a little pinch, we got everything under control. OK, bye.
Why did you just hang up on my husband?!
Because you're all mad at me and we need to talk!
Now you wanna talk? Now you wanna talk?!
When you left me alone to battle the whites in the field,
what happened to "Beyonce or bust"?
Beyonce is a better mother than me!
This closet is so well organized.
Tiffany, come out the closet. Molly, stop breathing so hard.
Kelli, stop glaring at me like you want me to die.
It's residual Tase rage, bitch! It's an after-effect.
You mean side effect.
Now who's a scientist?
Bitch, shut up!
Yo, who took my jacket?
Who the fuck took my jacket?
Y'all, the drugs and the heat are fuckin' us up.
We're all mad at me, and we just need to go to bed, OK?
I need water.
Do we have water?
Check the fridge.
Why am I in a zebra?
My whole fuckin' body hurts.
What the fuck happened to your hair?
Nigga, a track is missin'.
I tried to take it out, it got caught up on my ring.
God.
Is everybody OK, though?
We were all high as fuck.
I was so high.
I thought I got Tased.
Shit.
Tiff, did you find water?
No. All we have is vodka.
Well, I can go to the store. You wanna come?
- Yeah. - Let's go.
Why I smell like piss?
So, I'ma just run inside real quick.
You wanna stay in the car?
Yeah.
You feelin' better?
What's wrong?
I don't know.
I don't want to be dramatic.
But it's like last night and ever since I got pregnant,
I just feel so left out.
It's like I really pushed myself to party with y'all.
Girl, we just wanted one last hurrah before the baby came.
It's just... everything's different now.
Like, we're different now.
We don't have to be.
Shit changes all the time. It's...
And we'll always be friends.
Yeah, I hope so.
_
Excuse me.
Do you guys have any alkaline water? I didn't see any...
Iss mothefuckin'-sa!
Chad. You're here.
Hey! You see this?
Hey.
Issa.
Lawrence. Hey.
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