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Is this my car?

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I think I'm gonna throw up.

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You OK?

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Yeah. Thanks for listening to me.

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My Scrabble friends
are sick of hearing me.

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Aww.

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Come to think of it,
most of 'em are dead.

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Sorry... for your losses.

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How you like driving for Lyft?

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It's cool. You know, I make good money,

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and I get to set my own schedule.

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So you can be free, like...

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now?

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Nah, peak. Peak hours.

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- That playlist is fire!
- Yeah, turn it up, sis!

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OK.

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Y'all cute.

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I'm goin' to the Brenshaw Mall.

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Shit!

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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, worker bee-itch!

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- I got your Coachella clothes.
- And my sunscreen?

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I know I'm black, but cancer don't care.

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OK. I also got your floss.
Wax and bougie minted.

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And a dozen Cadbury Creme Eggs

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that I will eat myself.

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And did you drop
Flavor Flav off at daycare?

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Not yet. He's in my car.

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But don't worry, girl, he's safe.
I put him in my trunk.

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- Issa!
- I'm kidding!

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He's not going in my car.
I hate that nigga.

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I hate you so much.

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Well, thank you for
running all my errands.

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You shoulda quit We Got Y'All
a long time ago.

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You make a much better assistant
than my assistant.

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I'm right here.

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You're good, Karen.

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I'm just giving my friend
some much needed validation.

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I'm right here.

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Girl, you know I don't mean that.

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I don't know what you meant,
but it's fine,

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'cause I'm glad I have this time off

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so I can help my beautiful,
chocolate friend.

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- And get me to Beyonce faster.
- No, you right.

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Honestly, I just
really need this trip, girl.

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Yeah. We have been some busy bitches.

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Yeah, and you know this is
pregnant-ass Tiffany's last hurrah.

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We don't need her as a mother.

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The thought of it.

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I finally learned
the choreography to Formation.

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- Can I move this chair?
- Issa, no!

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You gotta go!

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I have to work
if we're gonna leave on time.

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That's the Tootsie Roll.

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That... Lock the door.

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Sorry, Karen. You are better.

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_

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_

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So, in order to launch our best defense,

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we need to determine if our client was
actively abusing alcohol

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or if she was already
in the treatment program,

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and also if she knew about
her employer's drug policy.

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- That's a great point.
- Under the ADA,

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our client will be entitled
to retain her employment

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and take leave for rehabilitation.

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This is good work, guys.

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- Appreciate that.
- Thank you.

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And you're citing
the 2009 FMLA revisions?

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- Yes...
- Yep. I knew

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from the Lancaster case
that it was essential.

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Good instincts, Taurean.

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Let's get that brief in
by the end of the weekend.

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It would be great to file Monday.

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Sure. I'll move some things
around and get it done.

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Actually, I have time.

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I can do it.

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- You sure?
- Yeah.

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Not a problem.

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- Great. Thanks, Molly.
- All right.

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_

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Where you goin'?

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Hey, Trina.

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What can I do for you?

84
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I got bed bugs.

85
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And they're crawlin' everywhere.

86
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There are no bugs. You're hallucinating.

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Matter of fact, I'm not here either.

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I'm a ghost.

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I don't fuck with ghosts.

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- Boo!
- Shit!

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If I could see Percy one last time.

92
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Did somebody say "repast"?

93
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I know these niggas just did this reboot
'cause they're broke,

94
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but I'm here for it.

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For real, Lil' Chris?

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What did I tell you
about coming in my house

97
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- through Percy's casket?
- Booyah.

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Don't make me come over there...

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Get...

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- Hey! Here I come!
- Coachella ho!

101
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- Bring your Bigfoot ass down!
- Beyonce or bust!

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Wait. Why y'all pick me up before Molly?

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Molly was afraid to tell you, but...

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No!

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- Hey!
- Wow!

106
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- Bitches is real sneaky.
- Stop. Don't do it.

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I can't go. I gotta get this brief done.

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Issa, I told you,
let Molly make the decision

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that's important for her.

110
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When is it due, girl?
'Cause I could help!

111
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I know hella words!

112
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"Tort," "bailiff,"

113
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"Do you swear to tell the whole truth,
nothing but the truth?"

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- "Court"...
- Stop. No.

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I don't want this hanging
over my head all weekend.

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I'll make sure you get quiet time.

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We could even leave early
together, if you want to.

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Without these bitches,

119
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because they so whack.

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They're so whack!

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I washed your car!

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- Fine. I'll work it out.
- Yeah!

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You're my best friend,
I am so convincing

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I should be a lawyer

125
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We should start a...

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She hung up, but she gon' work it out!

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Yeah!

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Press it!

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- Yea-yea-yeah.
- Yes!

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Ooh, they got a bidet in here, y'all.

131
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- Guess we French now.
- Mais oui, bitch!

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Airbnb all zay.

133
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Maybe you should Airbnb your new spot

134
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so you can make some extra cash.

135
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Then where would I live?

136
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That literally makes no sense.

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You know who makes no sense?
Or dollars?

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You.

139
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I have money. I'm doin' great.

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OK? I budgeted for this.

141
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So Lyft is, like, your real job now?

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'Cause, I mean, that's great,
if... if you love it.

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It's perfect for the moment.

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Y'all, I'm not tryin'
to think about this.

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I'm focused on having
a fun weekend with my girls,

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and that's y'all, so turn up!

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You ain't got to worry about me,
'cause I came to par-tay.

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I can still drop it low.

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You just gotta help me up, though.

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- _
- Yes! Molly's on her way.

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ETA two hours.

152
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That's just in time for SZA.

153
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Ooh, that's just enough time
to squeeze in a little nap.

154
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This baby is tired.

155
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Tiffany, no! Do not lie down!

156
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You gon' pass out!

157
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You should stay up and pre-game.

158
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She can't pre-game, Issa.

159
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She can't do it. She pregnant.

160
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Well, we can still pre-game.

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Kelli, make some drinks.

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Tiffany, don't lie down.

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When Molly gets here,
I'll wake up so fast.

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She won't make up, Issa.

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She won't do it.

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She pregnant.

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Kelli, what's wrong with you?

168
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What?

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OK, don't be mad,

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I thought we were goin' straight
to Coachella when we got here,

171
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so I took a edible.

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The fuck, Kelli? You couldn't wait?

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It's not my fault.

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I timed it out perfectly.

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Blame Molly.

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Y'all got 15 minutes, OK?
I'm getting dressed.

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Who's laughing?

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Shut up.

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It's you.

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Hey! That's how you do that shit!

181
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Shonda who? Oprah what?

182
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Beyonce ain't the only Miss Carter.

183
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I got too much sleep last night!

184
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Get the fuck up!

185
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Beyonce or bust, bitches!

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- Beyonce or bust!
- My God!

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Beyonce or bust! Get the fuck up!

188
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Bitch, I got three hours of sleep last
night. What's wrong with you?!

189
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I'm gonna fry your face
you bang them pans one more time!

190
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Sorry, pans.

191
00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:03,533
Y'all, we did not come here
to sleep all weekend.

192
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,302
We came here to have a good fuckin' time

193
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,571
- and celebrate Tiffany.
- And the baby.

194
00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,907
No, not the fucking baby,
Tiffany. Just you.

195
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,909
This the last weekend
before you get boring.

196
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,444
OK, I'm not ever gonna get boring.

197
00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:17,114
I'm just gonna get more... responsible.

198
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,382
Responsi-boring.

199
00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:20,550
I woke up very early this morning,

200
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,519
and I made an amazing
Coachella schedule.

201
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,555
Whoa! Yaass! I got a thumbs-up
from the partner!

202
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:29,593
A bitch is officially
free to turn up! See?

203
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,561
When you work hard, you play hard.

204
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,531
That's that 80/40 ratio right there.

205
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,333
There's overlap. I know that.

206
00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,503
OK, y'all, we gon' eat, we gon' drink,

207
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,505
- see Amine...
- All right!

208
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:42,639
- ...eat some more,
- What?!

209
00:10:42,741 --> 00:10:44,341
- ...see Tyler...
- Ooh!

210
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,176
- ...drink some more...
- Yeah!

211
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,245
- ...Chloe/Halle...
- OK!

212
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,580
...then we gon' turn the fuck up!

213
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:53,116
Whoa!

214
00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:55,485
Come on, now.
You know I'm not gonna drink this.

215
00:10:55,587 --> 00:10:58,288
Girl, it's rose. My mom had a glass
of wine every day, and I'm fine.

216
00:10:58,390 --> 00:10:59,456
Beyonce or bust!

217
00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:02,326
Beyonce or bust!

218
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,095
Y'all hoes go get dressed.

219
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,964
Go, hoes!

220
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,165
Git!

221
00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:16,962
_

222
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,177
Quick change to the schedule!

223
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,657
Damn, this is lit.

224
00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,959
Is that a pool? I wanna get wet.

225
00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:38,261
- Kelli, no.
- Not even a toe? OK.

226
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,997
We should do a walk-around.

227
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,598
Walk-around?

228
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,101
Another naked nigga.

229
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,537
Don't forget, we have to leave at 4:00
to get a good spot for Beyonce.

230
00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:49,139
- You're right, girl.
- Keepin' us on point.

231
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,540
She better do Bugaboo.

232
00:11:50,642 --> 00:11:51,675
Issa!

233
00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:55,445
Now it makes sense.

234
00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:57,614
Your ass back on some surprise

235
00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:00,217
"come to this party and meet
my almost-man" type shit.

236
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,285
I didn't do it on purpose.

237
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,522
I hadn't seen him, and I needed this.

238
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,924
And he got friends.

239
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,094
Good to see you again.

240
00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:12,996
You guys, this is Nathan.

241
00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,664
- Nice to meet you.
- Who are they?

242
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,968
That's my boy Andrew that
I'm stayin' with in Burbank,

243
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,136
and that's Julian.

244
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,972
You lucky they're not ugly.

245
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,041
Hey, I'm Molly.

246
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,510
Then I'm... Percocet?

247
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,178
What are we doin'?

248
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,647
That's her name. She's Molly.

249
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:33,216
And I'm drunk. Enchanté.

250
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,458
- I'll see you soon.
- OK.

251
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,394
Thanks for inviting me.

252
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:47,164
Thank you for getting me
out to the desert.

253
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,632
You're welcome.

254
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,300
You know, I hadn't heard from you,

255
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,936
so I didn't know you were coming.

256
00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:55,739
So y'all want some real Molly?

257
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,174
- I mean...
- Duh.

258
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,308
You down?

259
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:00,710
I'm pregnant.

260
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,446
I got edibles. I read somewhere

261
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:03,980
pregnant women can have 'em.

262
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:08,318
- I don't know you.
- Well, I'm not pregnant.

263
00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,489
All right. Yeah.

264
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:15,225
We gon' take some pills,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

265
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,526
I mean,

266
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,061
I guess it's happenin'.

267
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,163
Go on and take it.

268
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:22,366
I will if you will.

269
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,739
Yeah-hey! I'm proud of you.

270
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,375
- Cheers to the freaky weekend.
- Cheers!

271
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,178
Yaaas. I'm gonna fuck him,

272
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,546
I'm gonna fuck him, I'm gonna fuck her.

273
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,415
- You crazy.
- No!

274
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,218
Janelle Monae made it OK. Hey, girl.

275
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,519
OK.

276
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,622
Who I'm gon' fuck?

277
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,570
Yo, people are actually swimming.

278
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:04,441
In Texas you throw a pool party,
people come in jeans.

279
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,844
So I coulda kept my jeans on
when we were in the pool.

280
00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:09,679
You could have.

281
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:11,615
I'm glad you didn't.

282
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,394
What is wrong with me?

283
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,830
I feel good.

284
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:30,066
You ain't ever done Molly before?

285
00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:46,483
My God.

286
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,886
Your touch is so...

287
00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:52,556
touchy.

288
00:14:58,597 --> 00:14:59,829
How's that feel?

289
00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:25,622
No, wait.

290
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:29,292
I'm Molly, and I'm on Molly.

291
00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:31,161
So that means I'm Molly squared.

292
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,364
Wait, say it so I can hear it out loud.

293
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,467
Molly squared.

294
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,402
I'm single...

295
00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:42,405
and I've been alone for a while.

296
00:15:42,507 --> 00:15:45,842
I haven't had sex since I slept with
my married friend.

297
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:48,311
Word?

298
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,880
Hey, you met my boy Andrew?

299
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,750
- Hey.
- You the Asian one.

300
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:58,588
I was just tellin'
the black one that I been through a lot.

301
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,424
What's a lot?

302
00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:02,792
Like, life.

303
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,582
Holy shit, this is beautiful!

304
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,784
Look at everybody
with their beads and their fringes on!

305
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:30,487
Giddyup, white girl!

306
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:33,456
According to the app,
there's really spotty cell service.

307
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:34,924
Is anybody gettin' cell service?

308
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,327
No bars.

309
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,729
And there's water stations
at all four corners of the grounds.

310
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:42,499
- Where's the water at?
- Girl, I just said.

311
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,435
You know what?

312
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:46,836
Let's all just stick together

313
00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:49,005
and find a good spot
at the front of the stage.

314
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:33,817
Is this Couples-chella?
'Cause I left Derek at home.

315
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,487
Um... I'm thirsty.
Is anybody else thirsty?

316
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,688
Should we get water?

317
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,323
We have to go in shifts.

318
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,559
We can't lose this spot!

319
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,929
Why don't you and I go?

320
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,371
I'm hungry.

321
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:57,874
- Bitch, where you goin'?
- Save our spot.

322
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,008
Come on, lil' nigga.

323
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:04,280
OK. OK, wait. Move.

324
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,316
Move.

325
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,884
Move.

326
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:11,354
I must save this spot for my girls

327
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,723
like my life depends on it.

328
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,892
I will not move.

329
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:18,361
No, no, no... Whoa, stand up, stand up.

330
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:19,896
You can't sit while you're on Molly

331
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,631
or you'll pass the fuck out.

332
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,566
But I'm so tired!

333
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:26,870
Just lean on me.
I... I'll hold you up.

334
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,471
Whoa.

335
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:36,079
Yo, I ain't never seen
so many barefoot people...

336
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,648
Why you didn't ever hit me up?

337
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,817
W-Whoa.

338
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,485
Well, why you ain't hit me up?

339
00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:45,355
I ain't never get no text messages.

340
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,460
I felt like I came on too strong
last time.

341
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:55,098
I do that sometimes.
I didn't want you to think

342
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,667
I was, you know, pressed.

343
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,736
What if I like pressed?

344
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,638
Pressed is the best,

345
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,473
I ain't never stressed,

346
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,707
push it to the t...

347
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,612
My God, did I say that out loud?

348
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,648
Your smile like Crest,

349
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,416
let me just finesse,

350
00:19:13,518 --> 00:19:14,684
that's all I got!

351
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,487
My God, we're amazing!

352
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,857
Yo, we should start a group
and perform at Coachella.

353
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,126
I play the triangle!

354
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,529
Yo, it would be so cool
if Inglewood had something like this.

355
00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:28,465
Can you imagine?

356
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,434
It would be so dope
to just hose down a couple streets,

357
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:33,036
make it a local thing...

358
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,038
Yeah? What would you call it?

359
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,006
Ingle-chella.

360
00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,741
No. That's terrible.

361
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,445
Cocoa-chella.

362
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:45,515
Yeah, because of
all the chocolaty people!

363
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,651
- That's dope.
- That's...

364
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:52,455
Ooh! I love Ferris wheels!

365
00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:53,923
Yes!

366
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,492
Y'all have fun. Watch your step.

367
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,060
- We will!
- Thank you.

368
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,764
Are you ready, though?

369
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,700
If you are.

370
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:11,608
Yeah. I'm... scared.

371
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,909
Don't be!

372
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,778
It's not that high. But we are.

373
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,983
Also it goes pretty slow, so you good.

374
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,552
You be knowin' shit.

375
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,754
You're amazing.

376
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,757
Pfft! I am not.

377
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,158
Trust me.

378
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,793
Why you say it like that?

379
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,231
I quit my job.

380
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,800
And I keep frontin' to everybody

381
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,637
like I'm not scared
about what's next for me,

382
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,939
but I am terrified.

383
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:49,612
Well, I mean, you still gonna do
something with music?

384
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,419
Hey.

385
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:00,790
I think quittin' your job
was real brave.

386
00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:05,061
You gonna come out of this
in a better place.

387
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,130
I know it.

388
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,568
Shit.

389
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,236
- What?!
- Shit fuck.

390
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,738
Shit fuck da-da-da. No-no-no.

391
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,073
What just happened?

392
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:19,576
Why you laughin'?

393
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,978
- You're so scared.
- It's all good.

394
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,480
Just gonna get a backup battery.

395
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,815
I'm not high.

396
00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:29,986
Well, you know, at least...

397
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,155
at least it's a good view.

398
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:58,047
I want you so bad right now.

399
00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:04,754
Show me.

400
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:37,854
Who took my other waffle?!

401
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,322
You ate it before we left the tent.

402
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,723
My bad.

403
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,795
White folks just don't give a fuck!

404
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,197
Wait. Where's my jacket?

405
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,933
How y'all gonna just take our spot?

406
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,803
- There's no savin' spots.
- Yeah, it's a field.

407
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:55,338
And I'll bet that's where
you'd like to keep us,

408
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,006
you whole milk-drinking bitch!

409
00:22:57,108 --> 00:23:00,143
My God! Calm down.

410
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,245
All these first-timers.

411
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,182
This about to be the first time
you get chopped in the throat!

412
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:07,784
Shit!

413
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,686
No! No! No, Kelli, no!

414
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,688
Shit!

415
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:19,162
No! Not today!

416
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:25,068
My God! Stop! Stop!

417
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,237
I'm reclaiming my time and my space!

418
00:23:28,339 --> 00:23:31,641
I came with my friends
to listen to white music!

419
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,844
I'll bet you voted for Jill Stein!

420
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,280
You are an idiot!

421
00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:40,183
We're gonna miss Beyonce!

422
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:43,019
No! Guys! Hey!

423
00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:44,887
You better not touch her, she a lawyer!

424
00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:46,022
She a lawyer!

425
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,795
Shit.

426
00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:56,299
Great timing.

427
00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,869
Does this count as the Mile High Club?

428
00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:01,971
It better.

429
00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:07,977
Shit, I got service up here!

430
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:09,846
Hello?

431
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,417
Tiffany, slow down. I can't hear you.

432
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:15,885
Where?

433
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,187
What?

434
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,189
OK, I'll be right there.

435
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,461
This is so embarrassing!
Is everybody looking at us?

436
00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:28,097
Why do the whites get to stay?

437
00:24:28,199 --> 00:24:32,135
I know why. 'Cause they're white, white,
white, white, whiter, white!

438
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:33,736
Hey, Kelli, we should probably just go.

439
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:39,375
That's Beyonce!

440
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:40,943
We came to see that bitch!

441
00:24:41,045 --> 00:24:42,111
Fuck it.

442
00:24:42,213 --> 00:24:43,346
We said Beyonce or b...

443
00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:49,452
Shit!

444
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,220
Fuck! Shit!

445
00:24:51,322 --> 00:24:53,723
My God, Kelli, my God!

446
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,858
Kelli, are you OK?

447
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,994
My God, Kelli!

448
00:24:58,096 --> 00:24:59,162
My God!

449
00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:00,329
I pissed myself.

450
00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:02,165
Don't look at me.

451
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,033
Remember me different.

452
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,273
Shit.

453
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,742
We got cell service out here.

454
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,011
- Damn it!
- What happened now?

455
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:17,180
I got all these last-minute notes!

456
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:20,449
Now Taurean's ass
gonna save the day and steal my shine.

457
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:24,120
Does anybody got a laptop?!

458
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:29,992
We need to get back to the house
right the fuck now.

459
00:25:30,094 --> 00:25:32,929
You guys, I took a bite
of the weed brownie.

460
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,263
Don't judge me!

461
00:25:37,101 --> 00:25:39,202
I just feel so bad 'cause I was the one

462
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:40,937
who changed the schedule,

463
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,438
I was the one who abandoned them.

464
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,307
Don't stress. They'll be OK.

465
00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:47,376
Hey, let's just go inside, all right?

466
00:25:47,478 --> 00:25:52,315
I probably need to go inside myself,
'cause I fucked everything up.

467
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,751
OK. I had a great time, though.

468
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,119
Me too.

469
00:26:01,025 --> 00:26:02,258
I'll hit you tomorrow.

470
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:10,032
My God,

471
00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:12,068
are y'all OK? Are y'all mad at me?

472
00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:15,171
How am I OK?
I missed Beyonce, I pissed myself...

473
00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,807
- I got tackled today, Issa.
- So you are mad at me.

474
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,209
I just gotta send in this brief.

475
00:26:19,234 --> 00:26:21,077
Gotta send an edit and
then I send an email.

476
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,112
- Girl, you are typing so hard.
- This is business, Issa.

477
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:25,248
- This is my life.
- You're on drugs! Stop typing!

478
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:28,317
- I gotta send in this brief!
- Aah!

479
00:26:28,419 --> 00:26:31,888
I don't know what this shit means,
but I know it's wrong.

480
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:34,257
I don't wanna be high no more.

481
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,260
'Cause it's hot, and I don't know
what happened to my jacket.

482
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,329
I'm on fire! Can someone please help me
take my hair out?

483
00:26:40,431 --> 00:26:43,566
Stop it, stop it. Kelli, where's
Tiffany? Is she mad at me?

484
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:46,469
I don't know. She hide in the closet.

485
00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:50,339
Yes, I know he's our little weed baby!

486
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:54,477
But I just wanna be home with you!

487
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:58,114
Hey, Derek.

488
00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:02,184
She just had a little pinch, we got
everything under control. OK, bye.

489
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,121
Why did you just hang up on my husband?!

490
00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:06,923
Because you're all mad at me
and we need to talk!

491
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:10,893
Now you wanna talk? Now you wanna talk?!

492
00:27:10,995 --> 00:27:12,929
When you left me alone
to battle the whites in the field,

493
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,164
what happened to "Beyonce or bust"?

494
00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:19,001
Beyonce is a better mother than me!

495
00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:23,639
This closet is so well organized.

496
00:27:23,741 --> 00:27:26,475
Tiffany, come out the closet.
Molly, stop breathing so hard.

497
00:27:26,577 --> 00:27:28,411
Kelli, stop glaring at me
like you want me to die.

498
00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:31,981
It's residual Tase rage, bitch!
It's an after-effect.

499
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,650
You mean side effect.

500
00:27:34,752 --> 00:27:36,452
Now who's a scientist?

501
00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:38,254
Bitch, shut up!

502
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:40,323
Yo, who took my jacket?

503
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,458
Who the fuck took my jacket?

504
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,995
Y'all, the drugs and the heat
are fuckin' us up.

505
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:48,597
We're all mad at me,
and we just need to go to bed, OK?

506
00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:00,543
I need water.

507
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,179
Do we have water?

508
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,414
Check the fridge.

509
00:28:14,258 --> 00:28:15,958
Why am I in a zebra?

510
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,363
My whole fuckin' body hurts.

511
00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:30,639
What the fuck happened to your hair?

512
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,942
Nigga, a track is missin'.

513
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,945
I tried to take it out,
it got caught up on my ring.

514
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,280
God.

515
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,349
Is everybody OK, though?

516
00:28:40,451 --> 00:28:42,585
We were all high as fuck.

517
00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:44,587
I was so high.

518
00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:46,088
I thought I got Tased.

519
00:28:50,561 --> 00:28:52,228
Shit.

520
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,365
Tiff, did you find water?

521
00:28:56,467 --> 00:28:59,435
No. All we have is vodka.

522
00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:03,239
Well, I can go to the store.
You wanna come?

523
00:29:05,676 --> 00:29:08,110
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

524
00:29:14,685 --> 00:29:16,452
Why I smell like piss?

525
00:29:31,135 --> 00:29:34,003
So, I'ma just run inside real quick.

526
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,638
You wanna stay in the car?

527
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:36,805
Yeah.

528
00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,177
You feelin' better?

529
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,945
What's wrong?

530
00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:47,183
I don't know.

531
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,019
I don't want to be dramatic.

532
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:54,557
But it's like last night
and ever since I got pregnant,

533
00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:57,359
I just feel so left out.

534
00:30:00,364 --> 00:30:04,100
It's like I really pushed myself
to party with y'all.

535
00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:08,037
Girl, we just wanted
one last hurrah before the baby came.

536
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:14,643
It's just... everything's different now.

537
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,004
Like, we're different now.

538
00:30:19,008 --> 00:30:21,276
We don't have to be.

539
00:30:23,413 --> 00:30:26,113
Shit changes all the time. It's...

540
00:30:28,151 --> 00:30:29,784
And we'll always be friends.

541
00:30:33,923 --> 00:30:35,890
Yeah, I hope so.

542
00:31:05,506 --> 00:31:07,357
_

543
00:31:17,332 --> 00:31:19,399
Excuse me.

544
00:31:19,401 --> 00:31:22,736
Do you guys have any alkaline water?
I didn't see any...

545
00:31:22,738 --> 00:31:26,406
Iss mothefuckin'-sa!

546
00:31:26,408 --> 00:31:29,643
Chad. You're here.

547
00:31:29,645 --> 00:31:30,744
Hey! You see this?

548
00:31:36,418 --> 00:31:37,751
Hey.

549
00:31:37,753 --> 00:31:40,153
Issa.

550
00:31:41,489 --> 00:31:43,256
Lawrence. Hey.

551
00:31:43,281 --> 00:31:48,281
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