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Previously on "You"...

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Everyone just calls me Beck.

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And you are Joe?

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Goldberg.

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A guy needs to protect himself,

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and your name was a
glorious place to start.

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The next thing our little
friend the Internet gave me

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was your address.

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Professor Leahy.

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Professor Obvious wants
to sleep with you.

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Your friends are disloyal,

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and that Peach is the queen bee.

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How broke are you?

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Benjamin J. Ashby, Greenwich
born, boarding school bred.

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God, you make me insane.

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I think I know you.

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Oh, right. Of course.

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You're smart, except in the
ways you are really not,

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like not locking your phone.

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Maybe we could get a drink sometime.

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Sure.

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What you really need is
someone to save you.

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Man, I'm thinking maybe...

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Whatever you think I did...

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I can help, Beck.

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You got the wrong guy.

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Let me help you.

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Tonight's the night, Beck.

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Our first date.

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It just feels right, right?

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I'm looking forward to it, and I think,

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obvious hangover aside, you are, too.

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But I've read people wrong in the past.

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One day, I'll tell you about Candace,

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every red flag I was blind to,

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how destroyed I was.

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What can I say? We all have baggage.

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But I feel like I'm dealing
with it the right way.

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Not bothering you, just checking it.

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Hanging with you like this
is admittedly honing skills

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I never knew I'd need, but hey, handy.

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You can't afford new
clothes, but let's be real.

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You'd look perfect in a potato sack.

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Not a criticism, God knows I am, too,

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but you seem distracted.

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Of course, a new phone.

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Not sure how you went
24 hours without one.

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As you activate your new friend there,

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I know you think you're also
deactivating your old one.

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But here's where you're wrong.

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Your old phone, which I have,

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is still logged into the cloud.

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And that means I'm
still logged into you.

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Sci-fi movies are so wrong.

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Technology is our friend.

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You've reached Benji. Leave some love.
Namaste.

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Hey, look, you haven't texted back.

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Just let me know you're okay, okay?

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That's all I ask. This is
really annoying, Benji.

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It is annoying.

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You're not thinking about us,
you're thinking about him.

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I kind of thought I took
care of that for you, Beck.

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Want to start off the
class this morning?

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- Sure.
- Good.

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My last T.A. was like a little mouse,

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afraid of public speaking.
Oh, that's my job.

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Well, lucky us, you're good at it.

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We're still on for
tomorrow, drinks, poetry?

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Nothing if not up for both of those.

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Hey, they came for the big day.

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Want me move them down to the basement?

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No, I'll do that. Just get
started on the window display.

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Oh, hey, I was thinking about
making cookies for #ReleaseDay.

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Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope
recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook:

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Cook Cosmically for Body,
Beauty, and Consciousness."

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Kill me.

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Sounds great, Ethan.

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Oh, and that kid is back.

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Paco?

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Hey, speed reader.

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Hi, Joe.

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What are you reading?

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This book about werewolves
the girls in my class

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won't stop talking about.

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It's more about love stuff
than werewolf stuff.

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There should be right up here...

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Yeah, it's right here. Here, try this.

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"Frankenstein"?

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Yeah, the monster is
really cool and scary

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but also not really the monster.

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What does that mean?

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Just read it. You can tell me.

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Ethan's got snacks. Set 'em up.

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Let me the hell outta here!

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Now!

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Settle down, Benji.

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Let's talk.

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Synced & corrected by MaxPayne
== https://RARBG.com ==

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Okay, granted I didn't
think too far ahead

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when I swung that mallet.

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I just knew Benji was the
worst kind of poison,

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the kind you know is bad
but can't stop taking.

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So I did what I had to
do to help you, Beck.

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And now, there's an adult human male

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in the basement of this bookstore.

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Somebody!

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The basement's soundproof.

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The owner loved to read
in peace down here.

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I'm sorry.

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I told you, I don't know who you are,

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I don't know why I'm here. I swear.

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Confession, I have no idea
what to do with him now.

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I'm gonna give you my
family lawyer's number.

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He'll get you paid.

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Of course he thinks I want money.

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You know who my father is?

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Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager.

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We have a jet. We'll send
you anywhere in the world.

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Best case, that's somewhere
far away from you, Beck.

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Worst case, that ends with prison time.

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Not an option.

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It's a poppy seed bagel, extra schmear.

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Go to hell.

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I don't eat gluten.

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It's an allergy, okay?
That shit is real.

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Gluten, dairy, if I ate
a peanut, I could die.

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Well, gosh, whatever can I get you?

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I'd just like a bare
burger wrapped in chard.

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Or I could do sushi.

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Sushi?

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My diet is limited. Please?

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Whoever you are, you're not a killer.

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Oh, how I wish I was.

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This would be much less complicated.

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Let me out of here.

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I won't say anything to anyone.

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He doesn't even know my name.
I can figure this out.

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I'm claustrophobic.

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My blood sugar's low.

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Is this sugar?

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I found it in your wallet along
with three bars of Xanax,

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Adderall, half a sheet of,
I think, acid, is it?

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Whatever. It's not even for me.

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I network. I own a business.

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That's right, Home Soda.

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It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up.

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Is it?

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Do your investors know you do heroin?

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Or your... your father? How
about your girlfriend?

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I don't have a girlfriend.

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Oh, shit!

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That's where I know you from.

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You were in the cab!

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Beck's cab!

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She... she said your name.

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It's Jimmy. No.

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This is Joe. He literally saved my life.

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It's Joe!

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Now, that's a complication.

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Do not tell me that you're
doing this because of Beck.

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She's not my girlfriend.

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You can have her!

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Take her!

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Careful, Benji.

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Not winning any points.

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If you knew her,

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you would not be putting me in a cage

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and ruining your life over
Guinevere Goddamn Beck!

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If you want out,

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you'll do what I want.

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The days of being with a
man who doesn't value you,

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those are over.

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If we can get over the first date hump.

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Can't help it, worried about Benji.

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That's why it's so crucial
Benji's out of your picture.

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Please, he's off getting shit-faced.

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Or he's in some kind of trouble.

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What we have right now
is just a little spark.

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Every choice is a message.

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With Candace, I always
felt like I was pushing.

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But now I realize, can't force it,

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the timing, the spark.

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So you tell me if you're
too distracted, Beck.

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You decide.

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Sure. Looking forward. Free at six.

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So it was just one of those
cheesy diaries with a lock,

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but I couldn't stop writing.

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I just... I felt better having
it all down on paper, you know?

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And then I did this little
creative writing assignment

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and it just blew my teacher's mind.

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She acted like it was
the best thing she'd...

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Honestly, part of me thought
this date would never come,

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and now it feels so easy, so right.

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This is how our story goes, Beck.

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And here I am.

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Sometimes you just, you
do things on instinct

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because you have to, and
then you scramble, you know.

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Yeah, I kinda know.

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I totally didn't Google
you, but if I did,

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I might discover you
aren't on social media.

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Fact, it renders you insanely
vulnerable with zero upside.

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I'm an old-fashioned guy.

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I like real life.

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What about your job?

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Bookstore manager or...

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Or international super spy, which is...

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I mean, is that your goal or...

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I know I'm in a city full of people

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with... with... with big,
fat neon sign aspirations.

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And I know it's not cool to say
and it's not big and flashy...

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but I love books,

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and I want my life to be
about what I actually love.

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Yeah, I get that.

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Sorry, just a second, okay?

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Yeah, go ahead.

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Hey.

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Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach.

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I'm the one who told you I was worried.

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Okay. Yes, I'm coming.

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I'm sorry, I have to go.

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This friend, he just... apparently
he had to go meet someone

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and never came back.

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It's worrying.

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We can pick it up some
other time if you have to.

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All right, thank you.

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I hope your friend is okay.

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I thought I'd done it,

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gotten Benji out of our way.

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Looks like I have to finish the job.

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To figure out what to
do with the poster boy

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for white male privilege in the cage,

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I need to understand who he truly is.

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And to do that, I need to
know what he cares about.

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This is totally unfair.

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If I knew you were gonna quiz me,

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I'd have put more recent
books on the list.

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So bottom line, you've never
even read "On the Road."

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It's very possible to read a book

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without having to read it
in the traditional manner.

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You can read about a book.

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Yeah, I get it.

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You're a fraud.

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Here, give me the stupid book.

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I'll read it right now,
you sadistic prick.

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Anything to get me out of here.

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I do understand something
about you now, Beck.

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You somehow think this
guy is all you deserve.

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You're looking a little
gray and mealy in there.

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Yeah, no shit. You stole my stash!

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I thought it wasn't for you.

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Fine.

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You happy? It's mine. I'm a chipper.

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I never do it more than
three days in a row.

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And I'm quitting.

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Okay, only if you're quitting.

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Doesn't work that way.

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It's only one way.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Just one more thing.

260
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:24,952
Password.

261
00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,927
Leanna.

262
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,696
L-E-A-N-N-A.

263
00:12:36,697 --> 00:12:39,932
His phone lock is another
girl's name, Beck.

264
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,803
Jesus Christ.

265
00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:45,872
Oh, yeah.

266
00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:55,381
Well, he's been living a
frankly off-brand life

267
00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:57,316
for a guy who markets health soda.

268
00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,085
Based on the evidence,

269
00:12:59,086 --> 00:13:00,553
he's not missing you when you're gone.

270
00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:02,990
You don't mean anything to him.

271
00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:13,499
Say cheese.

272
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,067
I was worried. I called his mother.

273
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,602
We were about to call the
police, and he's high

274
00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:18,204
in some random shitburg in Massachusetts

275
00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:20,339
according to his geolocation.

276
00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,908
Don't say geolocation.
You're not a stalker.

277
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:25,011
At least we know he's fine,
just being the worst.

278
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,648
So we're all gonna go try
that new bar tonight, right?

279
00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:29,583
In SoHo.

280
00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:31,250
You are such a lush.

281
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:33,185
Shit, I can't go. I'm sorry.

282
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:36,188
I'm supposed to have drinks
with my thesis adviser.

283
00:13:37,591 --> 00:13:40,326
Scale of one to ten, how pervy?

284
00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,994
He won an award for a book of poems

285
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,531
that probably has 35 references
to, like, vagina lips.

286
00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:47,600
Well, banging your professor
is like a grad school

287
00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:49,035
rite of passage. Is it?

288
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,936
Annika's like the Wikipedia
page for slut, so...

289
00:13:50,937 --> 00:13:53,339
Whatever. I banged my bio professor.

290
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,674
It was fine.

291
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:56,275
Notably, I passed the class.

292
00:13:56,276 --> 00:13:57,877
You know, eyes on the prize.

293
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,278
Ovary up, girl.

294
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,714
Beck doesn't want to ovary up.

295
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,616
He controls my status as a T.A.

296
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:05,017
He could knock me out of my housing.

297
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,720
Or you could not figure
it out and report him.

298
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,889
I think it only works
that way in the movies.

299
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,926
Whatever. We're seeing you tomorrow.

300
00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:15,594
My party.

301
00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:19,365
Tomorrow is the anniversary
of my parents' divorce.

302
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:21,901
The party I always have
to distract myself.

303
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,538
Of course. Sorry. I'm coming.

304
00:14:29,376 --> 00:14:32,845
One more line, man, come on.

305
00:14:32,846 --> 00:14:36,349
Just tell me your plan
and I will help you.

306
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:38,117
Where is she right now?

307
00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:40,186
She's partying her face off
with Lynn and Annika, right?

308
00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,688
Actually, she's about to
meet her thesis adviser,

309
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:45,725
but glad to hear you take her seriously.

310
00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:50,396
See, this is what I'm telling you.

311
00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:53,366
You see this hardworking writer chick.

312
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,101
How could you not?

313
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,203
She's branded the living
shit out of herself

314
00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:58,437
across the Internet.

315
00:14:58,438 --> 00:15:00,005
I want you to know,

316
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:01,640
if I wasn't about to be late to see you,

317
00:15:01,641 --> 00:15:03,576
I would beat this guy bloody

318
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:05,544
for the way he talks about you.

319
00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:09,582
I'm telling you, this is her thing.

320
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,618
Right now, she's got on red lipstick

321
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:16,222
and she's getting ready to
work her professor hard

322
00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:18,424
for that "A."

323
00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:21,460
I'll see you later, Benji.

324
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,429
Hey, come back.

325
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:26,433
I'm hungry!

326
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,976
There's a directness.

327
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,378
That's what's special about your work.

328
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,781
So if it's not direct
to the bone, cut it.

329
00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:44,817
Thanks. That's really helpful.

330
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,953
And coming from you, it means a lot.

331
00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:51,524
A lot of people find a
direct woman irresistible.

332
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:54,427
You should lean into that
in your life as well.

333
00:15:54,428 --> 00:15:57,563
Yeah, easier said than done.

334
00:15:57,564 --> 00:16:00,366
Well, you can always practice on me.

335
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,469
I'm safe.

336
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:06,039
You really have nothing
to be nervous about.

337
00:16:07,474 --> 00:16:11,143
The world is your bright red apple.

338
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,815
You think he writes these
lines in advance like a poem?

339
00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:19,652
I wish I had your... confidence.

340
00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:25,291
Putting your work out into
the world is a service.

341
00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:26,992
I'll try and remember that.

342
00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,961
I wouldn't tell you if
you weren't talented.

343
00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:31,297
I'm happy to share all my secrets.

344
00:16:31,298 --> 00:16:35,969
So, Beck, maybe it's time to
acknowledge what there is here.

345
00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:49,549
Don't touch me. It's not
sexy, it's repulsive.

346
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,154
Sorry, but this is...

347
00:16:55,155 --> 00:16:56,555
You invited me to.

348
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,357
No, I didn't.

349
00:16:58,358 --> 00:17:00,125
You flirt brazenly.

350
00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:02,294
You wear clothes so sheer
I can see your nipples.

351
00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:03,762
What do you call that?

352
00:17:03,763 --> 00:17:05,231
- It's crazy.
- If you're gonna stay

353
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,968
on the safe side of the
plausible deniability zone,

354
00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:11,303
cover your tits,

355
00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:13,172
stop the blow-job eyes,

356
00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:16,642
and write... better.

357
00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:18,344
I like you,

358
00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:20,045
but clearly you're overworked.

359
00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:24,116
It's only right to release
you from the T.A. position.

360
00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:25,217
No. No, please.

361
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,420
Get some rest.

362
00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,022
You're right to be angry.

363
00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:33,692
Some things can't just be allowed to be.

364
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:36,663
Something has to be done
about someone like him.

365
00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:53,145
Hello.

366
00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:55,881
Hey, where are you?

367
00:17:55,882 --> 00:17:57,917
I'm in the Village.

368
00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,954
Maybe we can finish our talk.

369
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,158
Yeah, I'll be there in 15.

370
00:18:18,979 --> 00:18:20,680
Are you staring at my lipstick?

371
00:18:20,681 --> 00:18:21,948
No, no. No, I'm not.

372
00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:23,382
I'm not. No, it's just different.

373
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:26,786
No, I just... I wanted
to try something new,

374
00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,055
but you're right, it's not really me.

375
00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:31,023
So why did you call me?

376
00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:33,592
I don't know. Spontaneous impulse.

377
00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:35,628
That's okay. You'll learn
you can tell me anything.

378
00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,129
We cut it short last time
because a friend of yours,

379
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,531
he was missing, right?

380
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:41,600
Oh, God, he's fine. He's just an idiot.

381
00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:43,736
Agree with you there, but
you want to keep it light.

382
00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:45,271
I can do that.

383
00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:48,341
Okay, this couple here
coming in the door,

384
00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:50,643
what do you think, first date?

385
00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:54,480
Third. She's not sure she
wants to seal the deal.

386
00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:58,851
And those two.

387
00:18:58,852 --> 00:19:00,720
Where?

388
00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:01,988
Brink of divorce.

389
00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:05,591
Ooh, that's cold.

390
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:08,261
Okay.

391
00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:11,630
Oh, that's easy.

392
00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:15,134
It's us in 30 years.

393
00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:17,136
And that was way too much.

394
00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,805
I love that.

395
00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:23,242
Wow, you're in super good
shape for an old guy.

396
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:25,711
Thank you, and you, if I may say,

397
00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:28,647
are hot as ever.

398
00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:30,249
But in a dignified,
age-appropriate away.

399
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,587
It's all the yoga. It keeps me young.

400
00:19:36,857 --> 00:19:39,692
To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy

401
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:42,161
that you could come tonight.

402
00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:43,662
It's been the worst day.

403
00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:46,799
My thesis adviser, he made a pass at me.

404
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,034
Oh, you're kidding.

405
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:49,802
The most embarrassing part is

406
00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:52,872
I actually thought he
believed in me and my work.

407
00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:54,373
This isn't your fault.

408
00:19:54,374 --> 00:19:56,642
Yeah, but dumb shit like
this happens all the time.

409
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,478
I'm starting to think
I'm some kind of magnet

410
00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:03,250
for, like, dudes with serious issues.

411
00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:07,820
So what are you gonna do
about your thesis adviser?

412
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:10,123
I don't know. Get through it.

413
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,295
I believe in you.

414
00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:21,567
Hey, do you want to come to
a party with me tomorrow?

415
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,436
Already booking our next date.

416
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:26,939
It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's.

417
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,607
Like J.D. Salinger?

418
00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:29,842
I mean, yes.

419
00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:31,110
Whoa! Wow.

420
00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:32,912
But she doesn't like to talk about it.

421
00:20:32,913 --> 00:20:34,246
And she's a sweetheart.

422
00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:36,882
Her family's just a little, you know?

423
00:20:36,883 --> 00:20:38,852
Yeah, whose isn't?

424
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:52,966
I like yours better.

425
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,537
Well, let's give thanks
to our lord Stephen King,

426
00:20:58,538 --> 00:21:00,306
who bestoweth books so
that our bookstores

427
00:21:00,307 --> 00:21:02,842
in third dimensional locations may live.

428
00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:06,045
It's cool how you get
in the monster's POV.

429
00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:08,247
You understand why he does stuff.

430
00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:10,583
Almost like it's...

431
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:11,984
Justified?

432
00:21:11,985 --> 00:21:14,086
Yeah, but then it's weird,

433
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,654
'cause he's bad but not all bad.

434
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,389
Quick Twitter break for Benj.

435
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:18,858
Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's the bad one

436
00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:22,728
for even making him, right?

437
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:25,531
Well, I think it's open
to your interpretation.

438
00:21:25,532 --> 00:21:27,701
You ready?

439
00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:32,071
Let's do it then. Release the kraken!

440
00:21:32,072 --> 00:21:34,440
Hey, come on in. Hey, good morning.

441
00:21:34,441 --> 00:21:36,775
Cookies, homemade, not just for me.

442
00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:39,011
Get a book.

443
00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:42,715
Thank you so much. Your
receipt is in the book.

444
00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:44,483
Whoa, we need another box already.

445
00:21:44,484 --> 00:21:46,118
Ethan, can you watch the
register for a second?

446
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,353
Kid ran down to the basement to get it.

447
00:21:47,354 --> 00:21:49,021
I'm an idiot. What? No.

448
00:21:49,022 --> 00:21:50,223
Yeah, I saw him grab the key.

449
00:21:51,725 --> 00:21:52,726
Paco!

450
00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:07,106
Paco!

451
00:22:07,107 --> 00:22:08,274
What did I say?

452
00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:09,642
I'm sorry.

453
00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:11,177
I told you not to come down here.

454
00:22:11,178 --> 00:22:12,745
I just wanted to grab a book.

455
00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,513
Don't be an idiot! Why
would you do that?

456
00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:15,715
- I'm sorry.
- Why?

457
00:22:28,562 --> 00:22:31,964
So what happened with you
and Professor Vaj Lips?

458
00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:34,433
Let's just say I better
find a better job

459
00:22:34,434 --> 00:22:35,768
or some kind of housing or...

460
00:22:35,769 --> 00:22:38,505
I don't know.

461
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,409
Okay, enough of this shit.

462
00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:46,278
Peach, no. I can't... I can't accept it.

463
00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:47,713
Stop.

464
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:51,351
It's just first, last,
and a deposit, okay.

465
00:22:53,286 --> 00:22:55,154
Don't be so noble, okay.

466
00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:57,556
Just take the check and stop stressing.

467
00:22:57,557 --> 00:22:59,659
Here.

468
00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:09,268
Jesus Christ.

469
00:23:09,269 --> 00:23:12,504
If you want to kill me, what
the hell are you waiting for?

470
00:23:12,505 --> 00:23:15,107
Why would I want to kill him?

471
00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:16,642
Who wants to kill people?

472
00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:18,043
Three cups,

473
00:23:18,044 --> 00:23:20,312
one is your brand, Home Soda.

474
00:23:20,313 --> 00:23:21,914
It's the best, right?

475
00:23:21,915 --> 00:23:23,315
So prove it.

476
00:23:23,316 --> 00:23:24,717
Tell me which one it is.

477
00:23:24,718 --> 00:23:26,919
If I get this right, I get a fix?

478
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,922
If you get this right,

479
00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:32,659
I'll let you out.

480
00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:47,940
I need a palate cleanser.

481
00:23:47,941 --> 00:23:49,809
Cup two.

482
00:23:55,615 --> 00:23:57,117
Three.

483
00:24:05,025 --> 00:24:08,160
One, two, or three?

484
00:24:08,161 --> 00:24:10,430
I don't know.

485
00:24:12,732 --> 00:24:15,567
Wait! None of them, okay!

486
00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:18,237
They all taste like stale,
cheap drugstore soda.

487
00:24:18,238 --> 00:24:21,440
They're not mine.

488
00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:22,808
They're all yours.

489
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,209
That's bullshit!

490
00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:27,146
Home Soda is, obviously.

491
00:24:27,147 --> 00:24:29,548
Let me out of here!

492
00:24:29,549 --> 00:24:31,517
Let me out of here!

493
00:24:31,518 --> 00:24:34,587
You psychopath!

494
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,592
Fine!

495
00:24:40,593 --> 00:24:43,495
You win! I lose!

496
00:24:43,496 --> 00:24:45,597
We all lose.

497
00:24:45,598 --> 00:24:49,935
What am I gonna do with this
lying sack of shit, Beck?

498
00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:52,038
You want Beck, right?

499
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,607
Let's... let's be clear.

500
00:24:55,608 --> 00:24:59,445
She does not want to be
with a guy like you.

501
00:24:59,446 --> 00:25:01,680
I can help you.

502
00:25:01,681 --> 00:25:04,917
No. Actually, she invited
me to a party tonight.

503
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,185
To Peach Salinger's.

504
00:25:06,186 --> 00:25:09,822
A Salinger party, oh, Joe.

505
00:25:09,823 --> 00:25:12,825
She... she's taking you to add texture.

506
00:25:12,826 --> 00:25:14,560
She wants to seem interesting,

507
00:25:14,561 --> 00:25:17,229
like she hangs out with real folk.

508
00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:19,131
She's deep, she's an artist.

509
00:25:19,132 --> 00:25:20,733
Truth?

510
00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:22,968
Beck will always leave someone like you

511
00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:25,404
for someone who can take her places.

512
00:25:25,405 --> 00:25:27,506
We never made it to a single party

513
00:25:27,507 --> 00:25:29,475
'cause she couldn't
jump on me fast enough.

514
00:25:29,476 --> 00:25:32,579
She's playing you for
a chump, my friend.

515
00:25:37,617 --> 00:25:39,718
So yeah, it was really bad.

516
00:25:39,719 --> 00:25:42,554
Basically, food poisoning
is the reason why

517
00:25:42,555 --> 00:25:44,123
Peach and I are friends.

518
00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:45,758
Puke does bond you.

519
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:47,526
She show you her ladle?

520
00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,027
She's got this red kitchen ladle.

521
00:25:49,028 --> 00:25:50,896
It's a whole call-you-daddy,
spank me thing.

522
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:53,332
She's kinky as shit with me

523
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,401
because I'm loaded.

524
00:25:55,402 --> 00:25:57,202
Not you 'cause... 'cause who are you?

525
00:25:57,203 --> 00:25:59,905
So hopefully nothing
gastrointestinal happens,

526
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:04,244
but I do hope you guys like each other.

527
00:26:08,982 --> 00:26:10,749
You want to change that.

528
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:13,186
You need me.

529
00:26:16,589 --> 00:26:18,558
Shit.

530
00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:28,166
One look and I can tell
you, not my crowd.

531
00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:32,937
What they are is everything
Benji claims you want to be.

532
00:26:32,938 --> 00:26:34,238
Beckalish.

533
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:35,773
Hi.

534
00:26:35,774 --> 00:26:37,175
Hey.

535
00:26:38,777 --> 00:26:40,077
Here you go. Thank you.

536
00:26:40,078 --> 00:26:41,946
Is this Joseph?

537
00:26:41,947 --> 00:26:43,114
Joe.

538
00:26:43,115 --> 00:26:44,382
Am I just texture here, Beck?

539
00:26:44,383 --> 00:26:46,317
Now, Joseph...

540
00:26:46,318 --> 00:26:47,718
Just... just Joe.

541
00:26:47,719 --> 00:26:49,353
I'm gonna have to
borrow our friend here.

542
00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,722
So make yourself at home.
Everyone here is friendly.

543
00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:54,226
Brown people don't bite.

544
00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:57,663
Alumni.

545
00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:01,199
Where'd you go?

546
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,134
I didn't.

547
00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:06,438
Come on.

548
00:27:16,482 --> 00:27:18,082
I blacked out.

549
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:21,519
Annika Atwater, rich and #carefree,

550
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,121
building a brand as a
body positive influencer,

551
00:27:24,122 --> 00:27:25,823
which seems to involve

552
00:27:25,824 --> 00:27:28,693
wearing a lot of free
stuff on Instagram.

553
00:27:28,694 --> 00:27:31,796
Lynn Lieser, publicist, # cocktaillover.

554
00:27:31,797 --> 00:27:33,698
Daughter of a surgeon
and tech CEO, adopted,

555
00:27:33,699 --> 00:27:37,269
and has all the smugness,
none of the angst.

556
00:28:11,436 --> 00:28:13,404
If you have a full set,
each one of them is worth

557
00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:15,606
three times as much for a collector.

558
00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,675
You've read that one?

559
00:28:17,676 --> 00:28:20,578
Just the first one.

560
00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:23,882
Typical.

561
00:28:25,884 --> 00:28:29,187
You think I need some
illiterate working in my shop?

562
00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:32,456
No, hey.

563
00:28:32,457 --> 00:28:33,824
If you want to work in this shop,

564
00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:36,861
you learn the value of these books.

565
00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:38,796
Mr. Mooney, please.

566
00:28:38,797 --> 00:28:41,866
Everything you need is in there.

567
00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:43,401
- Please!
- Joseph.

568
00:28:43,402 --> 00:28:46,038
There you are.

569
00:28:47,339 --> 00:28:49,073
It's Joe, just Joe.

570
00:28:49,074 --> 00:28:51,742
This is a lovely collection, Peaches.

571
00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:54,345
It's Peach, and, I mean, you've

572
00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:57,682
probably read more of
these books than I have.

573
00:28:57,683 --> 00:29:00,319
A good salesman has to
know his product, right?

574
00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:06,190
So you met Beck at a book shop, right?

575
00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:07,892
That's right.

576
00:29:07,893 --> 00:29:10,094
Only in New York.

577
00:29:10,095 --> 00:29:11,662
And then you just
happened to meet again.

578
00:29:11,663 --> 00:29:15,199
Casual tone, detective eyes.

579
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,867
Well, it's lucky we did.

580
00:29:16,868 --> 00:29:19,470
She was on the tracks at the time.

581
00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:21,138
So I heard.

582
00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:22,873
Oh, God, thank goodness for you.

583
00:29:22,874 --> 00:29:26,344
I mean, being in
Greenpoint of all places

584
00:29:26,345 --> 00:29:30,215
at the very right moment.

585
00:29:32,818 --> 00:29:35,320
Oh, it's time for the toast.

586
00:29:49,167 --> 00:29:50,935
So in the time I was in there,

587
00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:53,571
you attract Benji 2.0.

588
00:29:53,572 --> 00:29:55,706
Peach looks thrilled.

589
00:29:55,707 --> 00:29:57,308
Are you thrilled?

590
00:29:57,309 --> 00:29:59,611
What do you want?

591
00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,989
So which Beck are you?

592
00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:15,160
The one I see or the one Benji does?

593
00:30:20,432 --> 00:30:22,400
Hey, stranger.

594
00:30:22,401 --> 00:30:24,568
How are you holding up?

595
00:30:24,569 --> 00:30:26,872
Having fun?

596
00:30:31,009 --> 00:30:34,146
Beck.

597
00:30:35,213 --> 00:30:38,883
Why did you bring me here?

598
00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:42,153
I don't know. I thought it could be fun?

599
00:30:42,154 --> 00:30:44,755
I don't think I have a lot in common

600
00:30:44,756 --> 00:30:47,825
with your other friends.

601
00:30:47,826 --> 00:30:50,262
I like that about you.

602
00:30:52,798 --> 00:30:54,765
I always think I'm gonna
love these things,

603
00:30:54,766 --> 00:30:56,634
yet somehow never do.

604
00:30:56,635 --> 00:30:58,703
Then why did we come?

605
00:30:58,704 --> 00:31:01,639
It's been this way since Brown.

606
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,241
Just feels like I'm getting sucked in

607
00:31:04,242 --> 00:31:06,377
and I could just be me,

608
00:31:06,378 --> 00:31:09,914
yet that somehow never
feels quite good enough.

609
00:31:09,915 --> 00:31:12,650
You know, I stole this dress to fit in,

610
00:31:12,651 --> 00:31:13,851
which is pathetic.

611
00:31:13,852 --> 00:31:15,252
I don't know about that.

612
00:31:15,253 --> 00:31:17,021
Yeah, not as pathetic
as the fact that Peach

613
00:31:17,022 --> 00:31:18,723
wrote me a check to keep me afloat,

614
00:31:18,724 --> 00:31:21,727
which I don't want to
cash but now I have to.

615
00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:27,965
Look, if you're not one of them,

616
00:31:27,966 --> 00:31:30,801
it's just 'cause stuff didn't
just get handed to you.

617
00:31:30,802 --> 00:31:32,236
It didn't.

618
00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:33,938
Right, and when it's like that,

619
00:31:33,939 --> 00:31:38,209
sometimes, to survive...

620
00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:42,980
you have to show some teeth.

621
00:31:42,981 --> 00:31:47,185
And I'm guessing that
yours are pretty sharp.

622
00:31:57,028 --> 00:31:59,563
I'm glad we met, glad we're friends.

623
00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:01,965
For the love of Christ.

624
00:32:09,064 --> 00:32:11,532
Joe? I know that voice.

625
00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:14,068
Joe Goldberg?

626
00:32:14,069 --> 00:32:16,638
Maddie Johnson. I'm Candace's friend.

627
00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:19,107
Great, a little soon for
you to hear this, Beck,

628
00:32:19,108 --> 00:32:20,275
but here we go.

629
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,543
Wow, Maddie, that's crazy.

630
00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:24,045
It's so good to see you.

631
00:32:24,046 --> 00:32:25,346
This is Beck.

632
00:32:25,347 --> 00:32:27,682
Hey.

633
00:32:27,683 --> 00:32:30,919
So I heard about you and Candace.

634
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,820
You know, I thought
we were pretty happy,

635
00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:36,424
but she thought she could be
happier with some guy in Rome.

636
00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:39,294
So you know, I get it.
She's following her bliss.

637
00:32:39,295 --> 00:32:42,498
It's just how she left so suddenly.

638
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:46,100
I mean, we were all kind of hurt.

639
00:32:46,101 --> 00:32:48,903
Would you excuse us? My Uber is here.

640
00:32:48,904 --> 00:32:50,204
It was nice to meet you.

641
00:32:50,205 --> 00:32:53,475
Sorry. It was good to see you, Maddie.

642
00:32:56,278 --> 00:33:00,014
I just felt like that needed to be over.

643
00:33:00,015 --> 00:33:03,218
Let's get you home.

644
00:33:07,923 --> 00:33:09,457
Be here for Paco.

645
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:12,327
What could he possibly need from me?

646
00:33:12,328 --> 00:33:14,730
He needs someone who isn't
drunk, Ron, how about that?

647
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,936
What the hell is wrong
with you, punching a wall?

648
00:33:21,937 --> 00:33:24,973
Solve our problems.

649
00:33:24,974 --> 00:33:27,308
I'm sorry.

650
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:28,309
It's okay.

651
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,877
It's not okay to yell.

652
00:33:29,878 --> 00:33:31,746
Grown-ups do it all the time.

653
00:33:31,747 --> 00:33:32,848
Grown-ups are assholes.

654
00:33:34,817 --> 00:33:38,320
Some people used to yell
at me, too, you know.

655
00:33:39,455 --> 00:33:42,790
And I don't want to be like them.

656
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,093
I got you something.

657
00:33:55,404 --> 00:33:59,440
I can't take this in the house.

658
00:33:59,441 --> 00:34:00,442
Ron.

659
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,980
So all the bathrooms in the building

660
00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:07,582
have the same kind of ceiling.

661
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,484
So go in the bathroom.

662
00:34:09,485 --> 00:34:13,588
The ceiling tiles around the
vent move if you push them.

663
00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:15,656
So you push one...

664
00:34:15,657 --> 00:34:20,228
Pop the book in there, slide it closed.

665
00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:22,630
Like a secret hiding place.

666
00:34:22,631 --> 00:34:24,766
Cool.

667
00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:26,567
Thank you.

668
00:34:29,038 --> 00:34:31,673
Have a good night, Paco.

669
00:34:34,009 --> 00:34:36,945
If you want it, it's here.

670
00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:53,327
You are not responsible for my feelings,

671
00:34:53,328 --> 00:34:55,830
I am, but for the record,

672
00:34:55,831 --> 00:35:00,468
I feel like congealed, day-old
egg rolls right about now.

673
00:35:00,469 --> 00:35:03,738
What was the point of
taking me to that party?

674
00:35:03,739 --> 00:35:05,606
Benji was right.

675
00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:06,909
Benji!

676
00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:28,863
Honestly, I get how he feels.

677
00:35:28,864 --> 00:35:31,099
You left me here to die!

678
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,835
You left me here to die!

679
00:35:36,238 --> 00:35:39,541
Enough of this, just kill me!

680
00:35:52,087 --> 00:35:55,323
Hi.

681
00:35:55,324 --> 00:35:57,592
I...

682
00:35:57,593 --> 00:36:01,095
I just... I want to ask
you to please reconsider.

683
00:36:01,096 --> 00:36:04,799
I need the T.A. job.

684
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,235
I need housing.

685
00:36:07,236 --> 00:36:11,306
Can we maybe discuss placing
me with another adviser?

686
00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:14,041
It's the middle of the term.

687
00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:16,844
I know.

688
00:36:16,845 --> 00:36:19,347
Inconvenient, but it's...

689
00:36:19,348 --> 00:36:22,183
It's really important.

690
00:36:22,184 --> 00:36:24,485
I wish you the best.

691
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:27,989
But I really can't, in
good conscience, do that.

692
00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:31,193
I understand.

693
00:36:43,739 --> 00:36:45,606
So I...

694
00:36:45,607 --> 00:36:48,677
I guess I'm realizing
I have no choice...

695
00:36:56,385 --> 00:36:59,254
But to share this.

696
00:37:01,757 --> 00:37:04,225
And that is?

697
00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:07,361
Well, it can fit in one tweet.

698
00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:10,231
A list of six women who
have a story about you.

699
00:37:10,232 --> 00:37:12,800
Not hard to find, didn't
take much asking around.

700
00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:13,901
What's the term again,

701
00:37:13,902 --> 00:37:16,204
harassment or misconduct?

702
00:37:16,205 --> 00:37:17,838
Anyway, they were too
scared to come forward,

703
00:37:17,839 --> 00:37:21,709
but then we realized it's
harder to dismiss seven women

704
00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:23,544
with the same story.

705
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:26,447
That's not possible.

706
00:37:26,448 --> 00:37:27,848
I've done nothing inappropriate.

707
00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:30,351
You want to make yourself a public liar?

708
00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:32,853
That actually would sink your career.

709
00:37:32,854 --> 00:37:35,924
Blackmail is not
something you live down.

710
00:37:39,094 --> 00:37:40,494
You're trying to call my bluff,

711
00:37:40,495 --> 00:37:43,030
but I'm not bluffing.

712
00:37:43,031 --> 00:37:45,867
So your call.

713
00:37:52,407 --> 00:37:55,042
I've had a lot of time to think in here.

714
00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:58,145
You're right.

715
00:37:58,146 --> 00:38:02,483
I am a fraud.

716
00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:07,021
I've done things worse than you.

717
00:38:07,022 --> 00:38:10,057
And that's how I know, Joe,

718
00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:11,827
you're not a killer.

719
00:38:16,398 --> 00:38:19,867
I want to tell you something.

720
00:38:19,868 --> 00:38:22,069
And once I tell you,

721
00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:24,038
I'll know your worst secret.

722
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:27,441
You'll know mine.

723
00:38:27,442 --> 00:38:30,912
Then you can let me go.

724
00:38:40,379 --> 00:38:42,313
Yeah! We thought this group was strong.

725
00:38:42,314 --> 00:38:45,350
A lot of interesting stuff
in Benji's nightstand.

726
00:38:45,351 --> 00:38:47,051
But he was right.

727
00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:50,088
The thumb drive is by far
the most interesting.

728
00:38:50,089 --> 00:38:53,024
It started out your
standard issue frat hazing,

729
00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:56,395
but a certain intensity kicked in.

730
00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:00,432
Then the coke or the homophobia.

731
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:01,699
Teach this bitch a lesson.

732
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,101
Teach him a lesson!

733
00:39:03,102 --> 00:39:04,469
They all stood there,

734
00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:06,371
laughing.

735
00:39:06,372 --> 00:39:08,206
And Benji... Whoo!

736
00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:10,475
Was the worst because he stood there

737
00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:11,843
holding the camera.

738
00:39:11,844 --> 00:39:13,813
Dumbass, wake up, dumbass!

739
00:39:15,381 --> 00:39:17,549
Oh, shit!

740
00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:19,017
Their parents made it go away,

741
00:39:19,018 --> 00:39:21,986
but Benji kept a copy of the video,

742
00:39:21,987 --> 00:39:23,822
I assume, to hold over friends' heads.

743
00:39:23,823 --> 00:39:26,758
Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's.

744
00:39:26,759 --> 00:39:28,493
And he doesn't deserve it,

745
00:39:28,494 --> 00:39:30,628
but he's right.

746
00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:33,432
It is enough to buy his freedom.

747
00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:45,577
Should I have changed the
subject on that balcony,

748
00:39:45,578 --> 00:39:47,278
tried to kiss you sooner?

749
00:39:47,279 --> 00:39:49,914
It's not fair how easy
it is to kill a spark.

750
00:39:49,915 --> 00:39:52,150
It's a miracle love ever happens.

751
00:39:52,151 --> 00:39:53,284
If it's not a myth.

752
00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,220
Hi.

753
00:39:55,221 --> 00:39:59,658
Thanks to you, I showed
that professor some teeth.

754
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,029
And?

755
00:40:05,831 --> 00:40:06,665
What's that?

756
00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:09,133
A thank-you doughnut.

757
00:40:09,134 --> 00:40:10,568
It worked.

758
00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:14,439
That's good. I'm glad.
I mean, I was worried.

759
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,474
You were right and I have housing

760
00:40:16,475 --> 00:40:17,742
and can rip Peach's check up

761
00:40:17,743 --> 00:40:21,579
and generally live to fight another day.

762
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:24,282
And I wouldn't have had
the guts if you hadn't...

763
00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:26,217
So really, thank you.

764
00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:28,853
All I want to do is help, Beck.

765
00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:31,723
I mean, you saw something in me

766
00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:34,626
and, God, not everyone gets why I'm here

767
00:40:34,627 --> 00:40:36,227
and what being a writer means.

768
00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:38,530
It's the most... I mean, it's
the only important thing.

769
00:40:38,531 --> 00:40:43,802
And... and you helped me to not lose it.

770
00:40:45,971 --> 00:40:49,842
Aren't you gonna look, see if
I guessed the right flavor?

771
00:40:53,979 --> 00:40:56,948
No bullshit, classic, even old-school,

772
00:40:56,949 --> 00:40:58,583
and secretly better
than all those crazy,

773
00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:00,886
trying-too-hard ones.

774
00:41:02,855 --> 00:41:05,823
It is nice to be seen.

775
00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,326
It's a good guess.

776
00:41:11,163 --> 00:41:12,765
It's good.

777
00:41:25,578 --> 00:41:27,112
Come back here.

778
00:41:39,558 --> 00:41:43,428
So plain glazed, yes.

779
00:41:43,429 --> 00:41:46,031
Noted.

780
00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:49,367
I have to go to class.

781
00:41:49,368 --> 00:41:51,537
Have a good class, Beck.

782
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:17,029
Did you get it? The video?

783
00:42:18,731 --> 00:42:20,698
Maple latte, almond milk,

784
00:42:20,699 --> 00:42:23,935
two stevia, did I get that right?

785
00:42:23,936 --> 00:42:27,405
Yeah, yeah, I saw the video.

786
00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:30,441
Yes! Yes!

787
00:42:30,442 --> 00:42:31,543
Yes!

788
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:38,783
Oh, mutually assured destruction.

789
00:42:38,784 --> 00:42:40,618
Let's talk about
something first, though.

790
00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:42,787
What you said about Beck

791
00:42:42,788 --> 00:42:45,323
basically being a gold digger...

792
00:42:45,324 --> 00:42:48,493
I was just being honest, that's...
that's all.

793
00:42:48,494 --> 00:42:49,894
What you are is wrong.

794
00:42:49,895 --> 00:42:51,896
I'd go so far as to say

795
00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:54,799
you create the problem

796
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,834
when you assume this stuff,

797
00:42:56,835 --> 00:42:59,604
when you treat her like trash.

798
00:42:59,605 --> 00:43:03,107
You cast her in a role

799
00:43:03,108 --> 00:43:05,910
that isn't her and...
And you trap her in it.

800
00:43:05,911 --> 00:43:08,913
Bro, I'm... I'm... I'm done with her.

801
00:43:08,914 --> 00:43:12,383
Say I can trust you.

802
00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:13,785
I've got the video, right?

803
00:43:13,786 --> 00:43:16,988
I mean, solid maybe.

804
00:43:16,989 --> 00:43:19,524
The thing is that doesn't make
up for the damage you've done.

805
00:43:19,525 --> 00:43:20,758
I'm sorry.

806
00:43:20,759 --> 00:43:22,060
If it was between me and you, Benji,

807
00:43:22,061 --> 00:43:24,295
honestly, I would roll the dice.

808
00:43:24,296 --> 00:43:25,630
I would.

809
00:43:25,631 --> 00:43:27,933
Like you said, I'm not a killer.

810
00:43:30,369 --> 00:43:33,538
But this...

811
00:43:33,539 --> 00:43:34,939
is about her.

812
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,176
I'm telling... you...

813
00:43:38,210 --> 00:43:39,744
I'm scared.

814
00:43:39,745 --> 00:43:42,281
I'm very scared of what
you would do to her.

815
00:43:45,818 --> 00:43:47,419
Maple almond latte.

816
00:43:50,222 --> 00:43:52,023
Two stevia,

817
00:43:52,024 --> 00:43:54,560
two tablespoons of peanut oil.

818
00:43:58,964 --> 00:44:00,732
Could have gone either way.

819
00:44:00,733 --> 00:44:02,834
He's lied about so many things.

820
00:44:02,835 --> 00:44:05,637
Who knew the peanut allergy was real?

821
00:44:19,351 --> 00:44:22,888
Guess Benji's gonna die an honest man.

822
00:44:35,783 --> 00:44:48,328
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