1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,850 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:16,241 --> 00:00:19,311 Okay. Yeah. 3 00:00:19,343 --> 00:00:22,313 ? Yo, you may be hot but you're a teen ? 4 00:00:22,346 --> 00:00:24,550 ? Why did your mama raise you so mean? ? 5 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:25,885 ? It's called a diss track ? 6 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:27,395 Hey, man. Teenager made fun of you today? 7 00:00:27,419 --> 00:00:29,721 Barely. By the way, Ben, you are late. 8 00:00:29,754 --> 00:00:31,199 We're not gonna win battle of the bands 9 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:32,566 if we don't have time to rehearse. 10 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:34,002 Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem, Leo. 11 00:00:34,026 --> 00:00:36,160 Don't call me by that name, okay? 12 00:00:36,193 --> 00:00:37,795 How is the audience gonna respect me 13 00:00:37,828 --> 00:00:41,633 if you don't refer to me by my proper new deejay moniker? 14 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,737 New deejay moniker? What was wrong with DJ Mothman2000? 15 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:47,339 It's boring. It's cliché. It's trite. 16 00:00:47,371 --> 00:00:49,173 Yeah, it was a pretty bad name, actually. 17 00:00:49,206 --> 00:00:52,511 - What's the new one? - DJ Mothman3000. 18 00:00:54,279 --> 00:00:57,349 Nice. Okay. We actually have to have a talk. 19 00:00:57,382 --> 00:00:59,418 Let me guess, you're nervous about tonight. 20 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:01,020 Don't be. I'm telling you, 21 00:01:01,052 --> 00:01:04,222 all you have to do is imagine the audience completely naked. 22 00:01:04,255 --> 00:01:06,190 That would make me super horny. 23 00:01:06,224 --> 00:01:07,725 I'm not nervous about the show. 24 00:01:07,758 --> 00:01:10,061 You're worried about, what, me being naked? 25 00:01:10,094 --> 00:01:11,573 That was a one-time thing, and I assured you... 26 00:01:11,597 --> 00:01:13,766 I'm not worried about anything... 27 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:15,401 'cause I'm quitting the band. 28 00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:17,835 - What?! You can't quit the band. - Yes, I can. 29 00:01:17,868 --> 00:01:20,739 We're Austin's number-one folk-pop/trance-trap duo! 30 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:23,409 We're Austin's only folk-pop/trance-trap duo. 31 00:01:23,442 --> 00:01:26,678 Exactly! That's what makes Plastic Lasso so unique. 32 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,014 No, that's what makes us suck. Everybody hates us. 33 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,020 We don't have a single fan. 34 00:01:30,047 --> 00:01:31,850 - What about Dale? - Dale died. 35 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,695 - I honestly didn't know. - Yeah. Killed himself. 36 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,387 - Huh. - Bad taste in music. 37 00:01:35,419 --> 00:01:36,855 - You hate to hear that. - Yeah. 38 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,391 But listen, no great artist is respected in their time. 39 00:01:39,424 --> 00:01:41,794 I mean, think about The Beatles or Elvis. 40 00:01:41,826 --> 00:01:43,962 Both universally adored during their time. 41 00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:45,698 Frickin' Snow. 42 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,466 - Who's Snow? - Snow! 43 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:50,202 Canadian hip-hop lyrical wizard. 44 00:01:50,234 --> 00:01:51,703 - The "Informer"? - Yeah! 45 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,972 "He licky bum-bum down"? 46 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:54,440 He really did "licky bum-bum down." 47 00:01:54,472 --> 00:01:55,716 Fine. Great. Well, that's Snow... 48 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,443 and we're Plastic Lasso. Okay? 49 00:01:58,476 --> 00:02:02,280 And I'm giving up on music, and I've decided to raise bees. 50 00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:03,916 You have live bees in that box? 51 00:02:03,948 --> 00:02:05,984 Oh yeah. I'm all-in on bees. 52 00:02:06,018 --> 00:02:08,454 They're far superior, they're never gonna let you down, 53 00:02:08,487 --> 00:02:09,564 and they're gonna live with us. 54 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:10,631 I already started giving them names. 55 00:02:10,655 --> 00:02:12,590 Come here. That's Bob... 56 00:02:12,624 --> 00:02:13,624 Sting-y. 57 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:14,636 Not what you think, though. 58 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:16,228 He's a big fan of The Police. 59 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,796 That's exactly what I was thinking. 60 00:02:17,828 --> 00:02:21,232 - Nice. - Listen, you can't just make bees your pet. 61 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,809 Remember that day you adopted a turtle? 62 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,469 You've been ignoring him ever since. 63 00:02:24,502 --> 00:02:25,502 I don't ignore that turtle. 64 00:02:25,504 --> 00:02:29,141 I beg to differ! 65 00:02:29,173 --> 00:02:32,844 I could really use a shave. 66 00:02:32,877 --> 00:02:35,079 The turtle's had a bad attitude since Day One. 67 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,657 I'll telling you, bees are much better. 68 00:02:36,681 --> 00:02:38,684 I watched half a documentary on Animal Planet. 69 00:02:38,716 --> 00:02:40,261 I learned that bees are highly intelligent. 70 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,588 They all follow the queen and think as a whole. 71 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,656 You know what? I wish I was a bee. 72 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,859 You're an idiot. You're quitting the band 73 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:48,761 because you wish you were a bee? 74 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:51,763 Great. My new girlfriend's here. 75 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,667 Her name's Ruby. In fact, let's make a deal. 76 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,501 Let's play her the new song that I wrote, 77 00:02:56,535 --> 00:02:59,338 and if she loves it, then we'll keep the band intact. 78 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:03,107 If not, you can quit and raise bees or whatever the hell. 79 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,778 I'm not doing that. 80 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,679 - Hey, Larry. - Leo. 81 00:03:07,713 --> 00:03:10,114 Whatever. Oh! Is this your roommate? 82 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,351 - Hey. - You didn't tell me he was so handsome. 83 00:03:12,383 --> 00:03:14,119 Maybe I'll do one song. 84 00:03:14,151 --> 00:03:15,853 Take a seat. 85 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:16,889 What's going on? 86 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:18,323 We're about to play a song. 87 00:03:18,356 --> 00:03:20,034 It's gonna blow your ass through your face, babe. 88 00:03:20,058 --> 00:03:22,060 Cool. 89 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:25,396 - Whoo! - Yeah. 90 00:03:25,429 --> 00:03:27,565 This one goes out to the lovely Ruby. 91 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:29,901 She is a gem. 92 00:03:29,935 --> 00:03:31,670 She's my girlfriend. 93 00:03:31,702 --> 00:03:32,904 No. 94 00:03:32,937 --> 00:03:34,806 - It's not that serious. - It's pretty serious. 95 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:40,344 ? She's my dandy, she's my daisy ? 96 00:03:40,377 --> 00:03:44,850 ? She's bowlegged and she's crazy ? 97 00:03:44,882 --> 00:03:46,517 ? She's mentally unstable ? 98 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:48,587 ? She's mentally unstab... ? 99 00:03:57,929 --> 00:04:00,099 Ohh! 100 00:04:00,131 --> 00:04:01,399 Oh! 101 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,935 Oh, my God, my head. 102 00:04:03,969 --> 00:04:05,537 Ben? Leo? 103 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,906 That's not my name! 104 00:04:07,938 --> 00:04:10,174 Oh, my God! Mothman2000. 105 00:04:10,207 --> 00:04:11,709 - 3000. - What? 106 00:04:11,743 --> 00:04:15,180 3000. 2000 sucks. 3000's awesome. 107 00:04:15,212 --> 00:04:16,397 Oh, my God! Mothman3000. 108 00:04:16,398 --> 00:04:17,582 Yeah? 109 00:04:17,615 --> 00:04:18,616 - Are you happy? - Mm-hmm. 110 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,885 I'm going to kill you if we're not dead. 111 00:04:20,918 --> 00:04:23,221 - Hey. Look up. You see that light? - Yeah. 112 00:04:23,255 --> 00:04:24,790 I'm gonna try to push it open. 113 00:04:24,822 --> 00:04:26,692 All right. Ready, on four. 114 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:28,126 - Why four? - Two... three... and... 115 00:04:31,329 --> 00:04:34,266 Ohh. Oh, yeah. 116 00:04:34,298 --> 00:04:35,967 Oh, yeah. Ohh. 117 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,969 - Hey! Stop that. - What? 118 00:04:38,002 --> 00:04:40,204 You're making sex noises. It's weird. 119 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,608 Ben, I'm a sexual person. I'm sorry. 120 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,242 - Ohh, yeah. - You're a moron. 121 00:04:44,276 --> 00:04:47,079 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 122 00:04:52,017 --> 00:04:54,987 - Oof! - Ow. 123 00:04:55,019 --> 00:04:56,822 - Ahhhh... - Ahhhh! 124 00:04:56,854 --> 00:04:58,756 ... some! 125 00:04:58,789 --> 00:05:00,591 We're bees! 126 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:01,627 Holy smokes! 127 00:05:01,659 --> 00:05:03,294 We must've been reincarnated. 128 00:05:03,327 --> 00:05:05,062 Bees?! Dirty, filthy bees... 129 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,306 and now I'm covered in their... 130 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:07,832 what is that? Ugh! 131 00:05:07,865 --> 00:05:09,000 - Their semen? - It's... 132 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:10,601 - Their piss? - I don't think so. 133 00:05:10,635 --> 00:05:12,404 - Ugh! I'm gonna be sick! - It's honey. I think. 134 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,106 Actually... 135 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,240 Yeah! Yeah, it's honey. 136 00:05:15,272 --> 00:05:16,642 Wow, what a risky move. 137 00:05:16,675 --> 00:05:18,442 - What if it wasn't? - I don't know. 138 00:05:18,476 --> 00:05:20,678 You just put it in your mouth, you idiot. 139 00:05:20,712 --> 00:05:22,613 Actually, bees are quite clean. 140 00:05:24,281 --> 00:05:25,683 Damn. 141 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:26,784 Ew! 142 00:05:26,817 --> 00:05:27,817 Except him. 143 00:05:27,819 --> 00:05:28,987 Yeah, that guy's gross. 144 00:05:29,019 --> 00:05:31,022 Hey, it ain't my fault... my butt itches. 145 00:05:31,055 --> 00:05:32,190 You don't have to smell it. 146 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:33,457 Sorry, sir, do you mind? 147 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:35,327 We're having a private conversation here. 148 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,463 All right, well, I'm having a private butt itch. 149 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:39,865 This is your fault. 150 00:05:39,897 --> 00:05:41,666 We could've been reincarnated as anything... 151 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,868 like George Clooney's penis. 152 00:05:43,901 --> 00:05:45,036 What? No. 153 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,872 That's not how reincarnation works. 154 00:05:46,904 --> 00:05:48,873 Fine! George Clooney's balls, then. 155 00:05:48,906 --> 00:05:50,942 Definitely still not how it works. 156 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,445 This is not happening. I'm having a dream. 157 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,880 Yes! 158 00:05:54,913 --> 00:05:56,858 I want you to wake me up. Slap me across the face. 159 00:05:56,882 --> 00:05:58,459 I'm not gonna slap you across the face... 160 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,483 I'm a Buddhist now. 161 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,486 - Will you hit me, please? - Hit him hard! 162 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:02,988 Will you mind your own beeswax? 163 00:06:03,021 --> 00:06:04,365 Leo, you like that? You see what I did there? 164 00:06:04,389 --> 00:06:05,490 - Yeah, I saw. - Slap him! 165 00:06:05,522 --> 00:06:06,892 I think it turns him on. 166 00:06:06,925 --> 00:06:08,560 Great, so I'm definitely not gonna do it. 167 00:06:08,592 --> 00:06:11,362 Haha! "Beeswax." I just got that. 168 00:06:11,396 --> 00:06:13,031 Shut up! All right, slap me. 169 00:06:13,063 --> 00:06:16,367 Ommm. 170 00:06:16,401 --> 00:06:18,170 Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! 171 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,640 Ahh! 172 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:24,709 Aww, it's not dream. 173 00:06:24,743 --> 00:06:25,978 Hey, maybe it's my dream. 174 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,010 Will you shut up? 175 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,981 You shut up. 176 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,083 - Help me up. - There you go, buddy. 177 00:06:31,115 --> 00:06:32,149 Ahh! 178 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,918 Hey! Hey! Ow! 179 00:06:33,952 --> 00:06:35,387 - Ooh! Knock it off! - Get... Get 180 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,090 your Buddhist bee ass... - Hey! It's not my fault! 181 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:40,091 If I could make wishes come true, 182 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,927 I'd be married to Lisa Turtle! 183 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:43,594 From "Saved by the Bell"? 184 00:06:43,627 --> 00:06:45,998 Did somebody say "turtle"? 185 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,901 I always thought of you more of a Jessie Spano man. 186 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:51,904 Ew. No. Jessie Spano? Take that back! 187 00:06:51,937 --> 00:06:53,071 Agh! 188 00:06:53,103 --> 00:06:55,072 She... was... cute! 189 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:56,608 She was Slater's girl! 190 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,542 Hey! Dumbasses! Can you stop fighting? 191 00:06:58,575 --> 00:06:59,844 You're gonna wake the larvae. 192 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,380 Hey! Hey! Hey! Watch it! You almost hit me. 193 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:03,415 What's the problem here? 194 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:04,416 What's the problem here? 195 00:07:04,449 --> 00:07:07,619 I don't know... I'm a [BLEEP] bee?! 196 00:07:07,651 --> 00:07:09,721 We're all bees, nimrod! 197 00:07:09,753 --> 00:07:11,756 I beg to differ. I... 198 00:07:11,789 --> 00:07:13,925 Why am I not reincarnated? 199 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:15,360 Will you shut up? 200 00:07:15,392 --> 00:07:16,928 No, I'm a human. 201 00:07:16,962 --> 00:07:18,764 And Ben turned me into a bee. 202 00:07:18,796 --> 00:07:20,131 You two need to relax. 203 00:07:20,164 --> 00:07:22,300 You've just been through a traumatic experience. 204 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:23,535 I'm happy to be a bee. 205 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:24,568 Look! I can fly. 206 00:07:24,601 --> 00:07:26,537 Wee! 207 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,406 Whoa! 208 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,543 Come on, Leo! Check it out, man! Come fly with me! 209 00:07:31,575 --> 00:07:32,811 Leo! 210 00:07:32,812 --> 00:07:34,046 What? 211 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,314 Whoa! Where are you going? 212 00:07:35,346 --> 00:07:36,748 I'm out of here, Tinker Bell. 213 00:07:36,781 --> 00:07:37,783 This place is a dump. 214 00:07:37,815 --> 00:07:39,150 You haven't even given it a... 215 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,124 - Holy crap. - Holy crap. 216 00:07:49,526 --> 00:07:50,561 Holy crap. 217 00:07:50,562 --> 00:07:51,596 Holy crap. 218 00:08:05,616 --> 00:08:07,953 What did I tell ya? Look at this place. 219 00:08:07,986 --> 00:08:11,757 Everyone doin' a job. Everyone livin' in harmony. 220 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:12,967 It's pretty impressive, ain't it? 221 00:08:12,991 --> 00:08:13,993 I'll say. 222 00:08:15,727 --> 00:08:18,196 Aroo! 223 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,636 You see? 224 00:08:24,669 --> 00:08:26,805 This is what human beings are missing. 225 00:08:26,838 --> 00:08:27,939 Right, pal? 226 00:08:27,972 --> 00:08:30,709 Leo? Leo?! 227 00:08:30,742 --> 00:08:32,677 Leo?! Come back! 228 00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:35,314 Leo! 229 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:39,018 Leo? Leo? 230 00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:41,052 Can you help me? I've lost my friend. 231 00:08:41,086 --> 00:08:44,390 His name is Leo, but his deejay name is Mothman3000. 232 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:48,994 Antidisestablishmentarianism... A-N-T-I-D-I... 233 00:08:49,026 --> 00:08:50,070 - Armageddon... - Yeah, good luck 234 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,229 talking with any of them. 235 00:08:51,262 --> 00:08:55,200 They're spelling bees. 236 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:57,469 - C-L-O-A-C-A. - Lycanthropy... 237 00:08:57,502 --> 00:09:01,040 L-Y-C-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-Y. Lycanthropy. 238 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,576 Can you help me? I've lost my friend. 239 00:09:03,608 --> 00:09:06,211 Good luck... there's over 40,000 bees in this hive. 240 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:09,749 You are screwed... S-C-R-E-W-E-D. 241 00:09:09,781 --> 00:09:11,249 Screwed. 242 00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:13,152 Leo! Leo! 243 00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:15,487 Hey, buddy! Come back, man! 244 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,223 Excuse me? Miss Queen? 245 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:20,358 Whoa! Tough hive. Easy, fellas. 246 00:09:20,391 --> 00:09:22,026 I don't wanna end up in a wasp-ital. 247 00:09:22,059 --> 00:09:24,763 Get it? "Wasp-ital"? 248 00:09:24,796 --> 00:09:29,067 Come on, boys, don't be bay-bees. 249 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:32,405 Nothin'? All right. Is this thing on? 250 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:34,673 You wanna taste my stinger, bumblebee? 251 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:37,276 That sounds yummy. I am, however, allergic to pricks. 252 00:09:37,309 --> 00:09:40,679 Let him go. 253 00:09:40,712 --> 00:09:43,749 Excuse me, boys, comin' through. 254 00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:45,184 Have we met? 255 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:47,453 Uh, yes. It was in my dreams. 256 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,525 Do you know who I am? 257 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:54,460 By the look of these gin-bottle rejects, 258 00:09:54,492 --> 00:09:55,895 I'd say you're the Queen. 259 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,530 You know, I could have you killed. 260 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,031 Ahh, but you won't. 261 00:10:00,064 --> 00:10:02,100 And how do you know? 262 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,869 Bee-cause you're smitten. 263 00:10:03,901 --> 00:10:05,871 I am? 264 00:10:05,904 --> 00:10:07,405 I saw you givin' me the eyeball. 265 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,708 Don't deny it, ya crazy little minx. 266 00:10:09,741 --> 00:10:12,278 - Leo! Leo! - Who is that? 267 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:13,645 Paparazzi. Don't worry about it. 268 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,079 Now, where were we? 269 00:10:15,112 --> 00:10:17,616 Leo! 270 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:21,220 Do you know who that is? 271 00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:22,554 Yeah. It's the Queen. 272 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,558 And she was about to show me her honeycomb. 273 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,993 It's not what you think. It's a euphemism. 274 00:10:28,025 --> 00:10:30,128 ... for her vagina. 275 00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:32,263 Don't wait up. 276 00:10:32,296 --> 00:10:33,341 You're gonna get us killed! 277 00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:36,501 Go get them and bring them to me! 278 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,340 Watch it. That's pointy. 279 00:10:41,372 --> 00:10:43,074 I am so sorry, your majesty. 280 00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:44,275 My friend sucks. 281 00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:45,310 We beg your forgiveness. 282 00:10:45,343 --> 00:10:47,312 - And who are you? - We're big rap stars. 283 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,114 There's been a huge mistake. 284 00:10:49,146 --> 00:10:50,448 We're not really bees. 285 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:51,749 We're Plastic Lasso... 286 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:55,154 Austin's premier folk-pop/trance-trap duo. 287 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,805 - Entertainers? - Uh-huh. 288 00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:59,358 - Kind of. - Let's hear it. 289 00:11:02,193 --> 00:11:05,330 ? She's my dandy, she's my daisy ? 290 00:11:05,363 --> 00:11:07,665 ? Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-daisy ? 291 00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:10,335 ? She's bowlegged and she's crazy ? 292 00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:13,605 ? Bow-bow-bow-bow-bowlegged ? 293 00:11:14,459 --> 00:11:16,294 Don't encourage them! 294 00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:17,829 Take them to the prison. 295 00:11:17,862 --> 00:11:19,430 We haven't even gotten to the chorus. 296 00:11:19,463 --> 00:11:20,498 That part's catchy. 297 00:11:20,531 --> 00:11:22,667 Ahh! See ya at the merch table! 298 00:11:22,701 --> 00:11:24,203 I mean, you guys dug it, didn't you? 299 00:11:28,997 --> 00:11:31,300 - You ruin everything! - Ahh, it could be worse. 300 00:11:34,035 --> 00:11:35,237 Hey. 301 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,140 All right, you're right. This is the worst. 302 00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:39,608 I'm sorry! 303 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,510 I won't do it again! 304 00:11:43,545 --> 00:11:46,348 Please! No! No! 305 00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:52,587 - Ew. - Ew. 306 00:11:55,156 --> 00:11:57,025 What did she do? 307 00:11:57,058 --> 00:11:59,261 Her? Oh, spoke to the Queen. 308 00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:00,596 No! 309 00:12:00,629 --> 00:12:02,031 God! I knew it! 310 00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:04,967 We're gonna die! Oh, man! We're done! 311 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,004 We're goners! Call my lawyer! 312 00:12:08,036 --> 00:12:09,037 Ow. 313 00:12:09,071 --> 00:12:10,773 Ben, pull it together, okay? 314 00:12:10,805 --> 00:12:13,041 I got us into this mess. I'll get us out. 315 00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:22,351 Almost... 316 00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:25,288 - Yes! - Awesome! 317 00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:27,323 - Are you coming? - Hell, no! 318 00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:31,027 If they catch you, you'll die the death of 10,000 stings. 319 00:12:31,059 --> 00:12:32,703 I'm gonna stay here with the ass-picker guy. 320 00:12:32,727 --> 00:12:33,795 You smart. 321 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:35,731 Come on, you coward. 322 00:12:46,442 --> 00:12:48,411 - Oh, no. - What? 323 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:49,578 Pollen. 324 00:13:00,356 --> 00:13:01,823 Huh? Hey. 325 00:13:01,856 --> 00:13:04,659 - Hey! - En garde! 326 00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:07,539 You go get 'em, pal. I am right behind you. 327 00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:14,403 Ommm. 328 00:13:14,435 --> 00:13:15,870 Stand up and fight! 329 00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:22,544 Aah! 330 00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:24,646 Prepare to die! 331 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,949 Aah! 332 00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:30,619 Oh, no! Oh, no! Where am I? 333 00:13:30,653 --> 00:13:31,954 Wh... What's happening? 334 00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:36,358 Who are you? Where am I? I am so confused! 335 00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:39,761 Mother! 336 00:13:39,794 --> 00:13:41,264 Awesome! We did it. 337 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:42,632 I don't know if "we" did it. 338 00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:43,732 Yeah, we did it together. 339 00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:45,101 More or less. 340 00:13:47,169 --> 00:13:48,871 Attention! 341 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:50,273 Shh. 342 00:13:50,305 --> 00:13:55,310 Men, over there are a bunch of foreign bees. 343 00:13:55,343 --> 00:13:58,713 I need you to come with me as we spy on 'em. 344 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:08,657 Oh, my God! Hideous monsters! Retreat! 345 00:14:08,691 --> 00:14:11,994 Oh, God! Retreat! 346 00:14:12,026 --> 00:14:13,328 There's scores of 'em! 347 00:14:13,361 --> 00:14:15,563 We must fly back and advise the Queen 348 00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:18,000 to launch a full-swarm attack. 349 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,803 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 350 00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:24,406 Where are you goin'? 351 00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:26,441 We gotta save them from themselves, man. 352 00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:28,620 If they attack their reflection, they're all gonna drown. 353 00:14:28,644 --> 00:14:29,712 Bees can't swim. 354 00:14:29,713 --> 00:14:30,779 How do you know that? 355 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:33,249 Haven't you ever looked in a pool skimmer? 356 00:14:33,281 --> 00:14:35,750 I thought you said bees were intelligent. 357 00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:38,020 They are! They're just bad swimmers. 358 00:14:38,053 --> 00:14:41,023 Come on. We can't let 'em die. 359 00:14:41,055 --> 00:14:44,326 You're gonna get us killed again. 360 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,829 We must protect the hive! 361 00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:51,933 We must attack these foreign bees 362 00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:55,837 before they attack us! 363 00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:59,308 We will make the hive great again! 364 00:15:01,643 --> 00:15:07,717 It is now time for us to destroy our enemy! 365 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:11,520 Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! 366 00:15:11,553 --> 00:15:12,831 Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! 367 00:15:12,855 --> 00:15:14,657 Swarm! 368 00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:15,790 Swarm! 369 00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:18,993 Swarm... S-W-A-R-M. Swarm. 370 00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:20,028 Swarm! 371 00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:21,964 Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! 372 00:15:21,996 --> 00:15:24,065 Actually... Excuse me? Excuse me? 373 00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:25,967 - Swarm! - Shut up! 374 00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:31,874 With all due respect, Queen, this is a terrible idea. 375 00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:35,477 - Boo! - Boo! 376 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,213 Fake news! Fake news! 377 00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:41,250 Silence! Bring those two to me. 378 00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:44,019 Let go of me! 379 00:15:44,052 --> 00:15:46,889 And the rest of you... swarm! 380 00:15:50,726 --> 00:15:52,895 Take him to the guillotine, 381 00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:55,331 and take the cute one to my mating chamber. 382 00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:57,533 I guess this is goodbye, man. 383 00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,902 Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm going to get my head cut off, 384 00:15:59,934 --> 00:16:01,379 and you're going to be just getting... 385 00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:03,239 Hey! That's our Queen. 386 00:16:03,271 --> 00:16:04,672 I'll never forget you, Leo! 387 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:06,442 There's got to be some kind of mistake here. 388 00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:07,475 You've been a brother to me, man. 389 00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:09,111 Do not send him in there, okay? 390 00:16:09,144 --> 00:16:10,621 The Queen would be much happier with me. 391 00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:12,714 - No offense! - Best friends forever, dude! 392 00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,449 You suck! 393 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:19,982 The Queen is in there. 394 00:16:20,015 --> 00:16:21,650 Refer to her only as "Your Highness." 395 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:22,818 Got it. Easy. 396 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,621 I have a history with high-maintenance women. 397 00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:28,158 Oh, uh, hello. Hello, Your Highness. 398 00:16:28,191 --> 00:16:29,392 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 399 00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:32,161 Shut up and mount me! 400 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:34,463 Oh, boy, what happened to foreplay? 401 00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:36,632 Get busy, bee. 402 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,636 Any last words? 403 00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:42,838 Do you think I'm handsome? 404 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,406 Mm. I guess. 405 00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:46,308 Thank you! I just can't figure out 406 00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:49,011 why I'm going to die and my friend here gets to live. 407 00:16:49,044 --> 00:16:50,779 Oh, he's dying, too. 408 00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:52,182 During sex with the Queen, 409 00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:54,584 the mating drone's penis breaks off, 410 00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:56,251 and then he dies. 411 00:16:56,285 --> 00:16:57,687 - Really? - Yeah. 412 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,189 And I thought my divorce was hard. 413 00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,589 All right. That's enough. 414 00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:02,959 One... two... 415 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,194 Aah! 416 00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,479 Hah! 417 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:26,282 Smell y'all later. 418 00:17:26,315 --> 00:17:28,116 Get in me, moron! 419 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:31,221 Here we go. 420 00:17:31,253 --> 00:17:32,355 Oh, yeah! 421 00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:34,323 - Ohh! - That's not my vagina. 422 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:36,058 - Of course. - Not even close. 423 00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:38,194 Oh. I'm sorry. 424 00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:40,663 Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! 425 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:43,031 Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! 426 00:17:45,401 --> 00:17:47,237 Aah. Pull my antenna! 427 00:17:47,269 --> 00:17:49,504 Kinky. I can't reach it, though. 428 00:17:53,276 --> 00:17:54,276 Sorry. 429 00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:07,389 No one disrespects our Queen. 430 00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:09,525 For that, you shall die. 431 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:13,996 I beg to differ! 432 00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:15,798 I got this, Leo. 433 00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:20,370 Ahhh! 434 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,070 You're not dying today, turtle! 435 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,073 Not on my watch! 436 00:18:24,106 --> 00:18:25,741 Yikes. That's gotta hurt. 437 00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:27,377 Oh, well. 438 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,882 Oh, God. 439 00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:35,518 - Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! - For the Queen! 440 00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:39,454 Zzzzzzz! 441 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:45,627 Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! 442 00:18:45,661 --> 00:18:48,231 - Oh, yeahhh! - Ahhhhhhh! 443 00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:52,234 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 444 00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:54,904 Aaah! 445 00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:56,305 Ohhhh! 446 00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:00,977 - Stop! - Leo? 447 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,010 - Ohh, yeahhh! - Stop! 448 00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:03,279 Your penis is gonna break... 449 00:19:06,182 --> 00:19:08,584 ... off. 450 00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:11,119 Ohh. Oh, I'm dyin'. 451 00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:12,922 I'm dyin' here, man. 452 00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:15,124 Hey. Hey, come closer. 453 00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:17,125 I need you to do something for me, all right? 454 00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:18,927 Anything, pal. 455 00:19:18,961 --> 00:19:20,563 I need you... 456 00:19:20,596 --> 00:19:22,131 to pick up my penis... 457 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:23,598 Okay? 458 00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:25,735 ... and stick it in me. 459 00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:27,636 Um... 460 00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:30,239 I think we both know that's not going to happen. 461 00:19:30,271 --> 00:19:31,941 - Stick it in me. - No. 462 00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:33,809 Stick it in me. 463 00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:37,246 I need you to find my penis and stick it in me. 464 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,248 What the hell did you do to him, Doc? 465 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,282 Stick it in me! 466 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,250 Ben. Ben, wake up. 467 00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:43,283 Leo? 468 00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:44,487 Yeah. 469 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:45,788 You came back for me. 470 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,155 I did. 471 00:19:47,189 --> 00:19:49,125 I had the craziest dream. 472 00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:51,493 You were there and... you weren't there. 473 00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:52,527 Of course not. 474 00:19:52,528 --> 00:19:53,695 We were bees, 475 00:19:53,729 --> 00:19:55,832 and we were living with a bunch of bees. 476 00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:58,000 And they didn't think for themselves at all 477 00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,469 and it led to their demise. They lived in fear 478 00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:02,838 and they blindly followed their authoritarian leader. 479 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:04,606 Thank God it was just a dream. 480 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,309 That stuff cannot happen in reality. 481 00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:07,377 Thank God! 482 00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:11,314 Man, I don't wanna leave the band. 483 00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:12,981 Awesome. 484 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:16,385 - Good to see you again, Ben. - Ahhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! 485 00:20:16,419 --> 00:20:18,154 Dude, get out of here. 486 00:20:18,186 --> 00:20:19,856 Quick. She's going to destroy your penis. 487 00:20:19,888 --> 00:20:21,056 I know! So hot. 488 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,089 No, it's not hot. 489 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,625 I mean, like, literally destroy it. 490 00:20:23,658 --> 00:20:24,693 It's gonna be awesome. 491 00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:25,903 No, like, pull it of your freakin' body. 492 00:20:25,927 --> 00:20:26,927 I know! 493 00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:28,072 I'm right here. I can hear you. 494 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,664 He's still suffering from the trauma. 495 00:20:29,698 --> 00:20:31,367 We should leave him "bee." 496 00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:33,702 Smart. 497 00:20:33,736 --> 00:20:35,838 Ahhhh. 498 00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:37,807 Good man. Good talk. Good fight. 499 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:40,342 Good night. 500 00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:42,845 Ahh! 501 00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:44,646 Feel better soon. 502 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,349 - Comin', babe? - Oh. Yeah. 503 00:20:46,382 --> 00:20:49,018 Just saying goodbye. 504 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:52,054 Oh. She's a bee. 505 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,316 *** 506 00:21:00,598 --> 00:21:03,655 Bees' is an animated episode... 507 00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:06,891 Awe-some! 508 00:21:06,895 --> 00:21:08,921 The idea behind it was to do 509 00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:11,541 like a Hope and Crosby, or a Martin and Lewis, 510 00:21:11,576 --> 00:21:15,445 you know, I love those old school comedies. 511 00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:16,776 Thanks for doing the show. 512 00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,436 - Of course, thank you for having us. - You guys are hilarious. 513 00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:21,457 And I'm really happy with it. 514 00:21:21,469 --> 00:21:24,653 It was important to me that we hired a real comedy team. 515 00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:26,558 Instead of hiring two actors. 516 00:21:26,581 --> 00:21:28,602 'Cause that's something you can't... you just can't do it. 517 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:30,232 What are you doing here so late, Ben? 518 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,087 We're not gonna win Battle of the Bands if we don't rehearse! 519 00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:35,902 - Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem, Leo. - Why is that? 520 00:21:35,936 --> 00:21:38,101 Because you're freaking... sorry I forgot the line, 521 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:40,479 - 'cause you threw a shoe... - Sorry about that. 522 00:21:41,061 --> 00:21:43,369 Yeah, we're definitely a comedy team and not actors. 523 00:21:43,381 --> 00:21:45,425 Yeah! 524 00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:48,809 But you really 525 00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:52,160 Talking a lot over each other quickly back and forth 526 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:53,860 in a passive/agressive way. 527 00:21:53,869 --> 00:21:56,665 - I don't trust anybody anymore. - You can trust me! 528 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,451 You've slept with my last three girlfriends. 529 00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:01,099 - And I'm gonna apologize for that. - When? 530 00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:02,955 - When I get around to it. - OK. 531 00:22:02,974 --> 00:22:06,235 You always wonder in a buddy... 532 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:10,565 true buddy form, why are these people friends? 533 00:22:10,754 --> 00:22:13,536 He hit him in the head with a wrench the last... 534 00:22:13,554 --> 00:22:15,581 the last time I saw these guys. 535 00:22:15,589 --> 00:22:17,206 - You're and idiot. - You're moron. 536 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,979 You just put it in your mouth, you idiot! 537 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:21,623 My friend sucks. Ow! 538 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:26,385 I've done my fair amount of animated voices. It's different, uh... 539 00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:31,364 simply because we're asking you to do a lot of really silly things. 540 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:35,847 Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah! 541 00:22:35,872 --> 00:22:37,562 Everyone was saying, like, "Go bigger, 542 00:22:37,585 --> 00:22:40,650 and *** and be crazier", and that's usually, like, the opposite. 543 00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:42,704 Especially the opposite of what you guys do. 544 00:22:42,718 --> 00:22:46,623 So yeah, to ask you to take your glasses off, so that you could go... 545 00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:49,734 That was good, very physical. 546 00:22:53,691 --> 00:22:56,537 I wisely stepped back too and kind of let 547 00:22:56,551 --> 00:23:00,056 Tom Kenny and Dave Boat do the directing on that. 548 00:23:00,065 --> 00:23:02,828 At one point you went to the bathroom for, I think it was an hour, 549 00:23:03,372 --> 00:23:06,149 and you came back and you said, "Are you herbs done?" 550 00:23:06,808 --> 00:23:08,811 - We weren't yet. - No, I... 551 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:10,941 - What's the problem here? - What's the problem here? 552 00:23:10,977 --> 00:23:13,730 I don't know... I'm a [BLEEP] bee?! 553 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:16,215 We're all bees nimrod! 554 00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:20,434 I beg to differ. I... why am I not reincarnated? 555 00:23:20,457 --> 00:23:22,787 - Will you shut up? - Just watching 556 00:23:22,824 --> 00:23:26,006 two real professionals 557 00:23:26,337 --> 00:23:29,386 do that is... it's very humbling. 558 00:23:29,406 --> 00:23:30,960 Yeah, I said it felt like I was taking 559 00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:33,436 a master class that I had paid for. 560 00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:36,499 Well, I've known Tom Kenny since I was six years old. 561 00:23:36,946 --> 00:23:39,787 We went to Catholic school and this nun was crying, 562 00:23:39,801 --> 00:23:43,067 and she was dragging me into Tom's classroom. 563 00:23:43,234 --> 00:23:46,075 I was kicked out of my own classroom, 564 00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:48,881 and Tom thought it was cool that I could make a nun cry. 565 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,074 And he introduced himself at lunch. 566 00:23:51,111 --> 00:23:52,515 I remember because 567 00:23:52,525 --> 00:23:53,840 I'm sure he didn't have any friends, 568 00:23:53,841 --> 00:23:55,946 and I was like, looking at Tom Kenny, I was like, 569 00:23:56,513 --> 00:23:58,494 "This guy needs a friend". 570 00:23:58,619 --> 00:24:02,573 But he always wanted to be in this world that he's doing, 571 00:24:02,698 --> 00:24:04,965 and I didn't know that I wanted to be directing, but, 572 00:24:04,966 --> 00:24:05,966 when I think back, like, 573 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:10,386 in our locker rooms, I mean in our lockers, 574 00:24:10,391 --> 00:24:13,206 Tom Kenny and I, I had a picture of Mel Brooks, 575 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,550 and then he had a picture of Mel Blanc, 576 00:24:15,596 --> 00:24:17,745 seriously, so I should have known 577 00:24:17,746 --> 00:24:19,502 that this is where I wanted to end up. 578 00:24:20,386 --> 00:24:22,339 No-one saw that coming! 579 00:24:22,352 --> 00:24:26,723 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -