1 00:00:01,759 --> 00:00:03,269 Look, I can't believe this, man. 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:05,399 Who would've ever thought my wife 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,170 would have an affair with my barber? 4 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:12,609 I mean, come on, man, not my mailman, 5 00:00:12,610 --> 00:00:17,209 not my garbageman, but my hair confidant. 6 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:20,379 Look, this is what happened... like six weeks ago, right, 7 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:22,249 I was sitting in a chair getting my hair cut, 8 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:25,619 and she walked in and-and they made this eye contact. 9 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,459 And I can't really describe it, you know, 10 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,289 but, you know, I tried to turn my head to see it, 11 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:32,360 but he was holding it, he's pretty strong. 12 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:36,330 So, look, I confronted her, right? 13 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,099 And I was right. 14 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:42,769 They're not together, but we split. 15 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:44,209 Yeah, she took the kids to Cleveland 16 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,779 to stay by some family. 17 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:50,549 Now, look, I could fight for custody, you know. 18 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,149 But that's such a difficult thing to do. 19 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:53,949 I've seen friends do it, 20 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:56,889 and they treated their kids like furniture. 21 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,220 Which she also took, by the way. 22 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:05,059 Man, I won't lie, man, it's just, 23 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,399 it's hard coming home to an empty house 24 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,159 with nobody to greet you, you know. 25 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,570 And now my Wi-Fi not working. 26 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:14,700 Which is why I called your customer service number. 27 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,009 You know, ever since the separation, man, you know, 28 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:25,149 me and the kids FaceTime every day. 29 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,749 You know what's crazy? 30 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:29,249 Nowadays, there's no reason to be a deadbeat dad. 31 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:30,649 If you don't want to see your kids now, 32 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:33,419 you just don't want to see your damn kids. 33 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:34,989 Okay, hold on. 34 00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:37,029 Got you, brother. 35 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,260 That back in there. 36 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,530 Oh-ho-ho. 37 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:47,639 That worked. 38 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,209 And, yes, I will take your customer service 39 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,439 satisfaction survey. 40 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,189 Hey, what's up, little people? Look at y'all. 41 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,278 Getting all big and stuff. 42 00:02:05,279 --> 00:02:08,418 Look, I know it's only been six days, but you look big to me. 43 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,918 It's open. 44 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,229 Now, look, I've been up all night and all day 45 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:14,340 building furniture for you guys 46 00:02:14,341 --> 00:02:15,518 when you come visit here next time. 47 00:02:15,519 --> 00:02:17,358 I mean, it's so much furniture put together... 48 00:02:17,359 --> 00:02:19,258 tables, chairs, everything. 49 00:02:19,259 --> 00:02:22,198 Oh, oh, your godmother's here. Say-say hi to the kids. 50 00:02:22,199 --> 00:02:25,928 Hey, babies. Furniture looks great. 51 00:02:25,929 --> 00:02:28,438 Told you. 52 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,768 Look, here, man, I love y'all 53 00:02:30,769 --> 00:02:32,438 and I will talk to y'all later, okay? 54 00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:34,538 A'ight. Bye. 55 00:02:34,539 --> 00:02:36,008 Bro. 56 00:02:36,009 --> 00:02:39,878 Now, I was expecting this to be sad, but damn. 57 00:02:39,879 --> 00:02:43,388 This looks like a place where they bag heroin. 58 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:46,788 Brittany, you're supposed to be my best friend, okay? 59 00:02:46,789 --> 00:02:48,288 Cut me some slack, all right? 60 00:02:48,289 --> 00:02:50,728 Why don't you show me some love and compassion? 61 00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:52,728 Listen, people who love you got to tell you the truth. 62 00:02:52,729 --> 00:02:56,229 And the truth is, it smells in here. 63 00:02:57,229 --> 00:02:58,798 No, it don't smell in here. 64 00:02:58,799 --> 00:03:01,898 It's just the Oodles of Noodles. 65 00:03:01,899 --> 00:03:05,139 Rel, it is 9:00 in the morning. Give the day a chance. 66 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:10,078 I am. That's why I started with Oodles of Noodles. 67 00:03:10,079 --> 00:03:11,508 I feel great. 68 00:03:11,509 --> 00:03:13,648 You can't possibly feel great. 69 00:03:13,649 --> 00:03:15,218 You're the most sensitive person I know. 70 00:03:15,219 --> 00:03:17,648 You cried at the end of Back to the Future. 71 00:03:17,649 --> 00:03:21,158 Look, I thought Doc Brown was dead, okay? 72 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,588 And look, look, I know things look rough right now, 73 00:03:23,589 --> 00:03:25,328 but, you know, shibbity dobos, 74 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:28,258 I mean, my future looking bright, you know what I mean? 75 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:29,828 Look, I'm-a go to church, right? 76 00:03:29,829 --> 00:03:31,198 I'm-a come back here, I'm-a build this furniture up 77 00:03:31,199 --> 00:03:32,938 and, you know, maybe I'll start dating again. 78 00:03:32,939 --> 00:03:34,498 You know, get me a new soul mate. 79 00:03:34,499 --> 00:03:37,668 A new soul mate? 80 00:03:37,669 --> 00:03:40,979 That's a Disney Princess-ass goal. 81 00:03:42,079 --> 00:03:43,908 Just slow it down. Take it in. 82 00:03:43,909 --> 00:03:45,378 Just slow it down. Slow it down. 83 00:03:45,379 --> 00:03:47,778 No, no, no, I'm not slowing nothing down, okay? 84 00:03:47,779 --> 00:03:49,518 Let me tell you a story. 85 00:03:49,519 --> 00:03:51,918 For the first 30 years of my life, I would not eat pastrami 86 00:03:51,919 --> 00:03:53,388 'cause the name "pastrami" gave me the creeps. 87 00:03:53,389 --> 00:03:57,188 Yes, but then one day I tried it by accident 88 00:03:57,189 --> 00:03:58,688 and I end up loving it. 89 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:00,398 And I could never get back 90 00:04:00,399 --> 00:04:02,768 those 30 pastrami-less years. 91 00:04:02,769 --> 00:04:05,628 Look, if pastrami has taught me one thing, okay, 92 00:04:05,629 --> 00:04:07,198 it's to get out there and try. 93 00:04:07,199 --> 00:04:11,208 Okay, you know pastrami is not a philosopher, right? 94 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,378 It's just meat. 95 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:16,278 Look, okay, if you really feel like you're ready 96 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,778 to get back out there again, I mean, I could probably 97 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:21,378 hook you up with my girl Monica. 98 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:24,788 Yeah, I'm-a give you that, you know. 99 00:04:24,789 --> 00:04:27,058 - Your girl Monica? - Yeah. 100 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:30,059 No, I'm good. 101 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:38,069 What's wrong with Monica? 102 00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:41,099 Monica... 103 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:46,108 I mean, she wears loose boots. 104 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:47,578 Loose boots? 105 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,138 Yes, yes, loose boots. 106 00:04:49,139 --> 00:04:52,778 Her boot is too wide for her little-ass ankle. It just... 107 00:04:52,779 --> 00:04:55,648 Feet be sliding back and forth in the boot. 108 00:04:55,649 --> 00:04:59,018 Stuff be falling all in it and everything. 109 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:01,318 And, look, as a nurse, I really think it's unsafe 110 00:05:01,319 --> 00:05:03,288 for her to wear that boot. 111 00:05:03,289 --> 00:05:07,158 Are you saying you won't date an awesome woman 112 00:05:07,159 --> 00:05:11,128 because of her boot circumference? 113 00:05:11,129 --> 00:05:13,338 Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. 114 00:05:13,339 --> 00:05:15,038 Oh, my God. 115 00:05:15,039 --> 00:05:16,768 Yo, big bro. 116 00:05:16,769 --> 00:05:18,768 Nat, your brother's insane. 117 00:05:18,769 --> 00:05:20,878 He refuses to go out with my girl Monica. 118 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:23,209 Wait, Loose Boots Monica? 119 00:05:26,949 --> 00:05:29,118 Hell no. 120 00:05:30,949 --> 00:05:32,958 Listen, I ain't gonna let my friend be judged 121 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,958 by a guy who just got out of jail for selling crack. 122 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:39,158 I'm tired of people calling me a crack dealer. 123 00:05:39,159 --> 00:05:41,058 It was Ecstasy. 124 00:05:41,059 --> 00:05:44,068 I'm a changed man. Look, I stopped selling. 125 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:46,069 I even joined Oprah's Book Club. 126 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:50,708 A'ight, let me holla at you, okay? 127 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:51,808 When we get to the church, 128 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,408 you cannot tell Dad about the barber. 129 00:05:53,409 --> 00:05:54,838 I'm your little brother, man. 130 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:56,638 Why would I tell Dad anything? 131 00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:57,848 Look at me. 132 00:05:57,849 --> 00:06:00,149 You know I got you. 133 00:06:02,819 --> 00:06:05,588 Rel, you know I said I got you? I don't got you. 134 00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:06,688 I told Dad yesterday. 135 00:06:06,689 --> 00:06:10,989 Your wife and your barber? 136 00:06:13,229 --> 00:06:15,598 - Look, Dad... - Oh, don't "Look, Dad" me. 137 00:06:15,599 --> 00:06:17,998 All that money I spent on you for glasses as a child, 138 00:06:17,999 --> 00:06:19,698 you didn't see this coming? 139 00:06:19,699 --> 00:06:21,038 You might as well be blind, Rel. 140 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:22,568 Hey, hey, hey, shh, shh. Keep it down, Dad. 141 00:06:22,569 --> 00:06:24,008 I don't want everybody in my business like that. 142 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,438 You think I want everybody to know? 143 00:06:25,439 --> 00:06:27,008 You think I'm gonna go out and tell the world 144 00:06:27,009 --> 00:06:29,179 that I raised a son with no ding-a-ling? 145 00:06:30,749 --> 00:06:32,778 It's a dark, dark day, Rel. 146 00:06:32,779 --> 00:06:34,348 You should be feeling all kinds of stuff: 147 00:06:34,349 --> 00:06:37,548 pain that-that your family is gone and your life is ruined, 148 00:06:37,549 --> 00:06:40,958 anger at your barber and your shortcoming as a man... 149 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,258 now, go on, this ain't about you... 150 00:06:43,259 --> 00:06:44,958 and most of all, shame... 151 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:47,128 deep, dark, horrible shame, man. 152 00:06:47,129 --> 00:06:48,628 This is worse than the day I found out 153 00:06:48,629 --> 00:06:49,798 that Nat was a crack dealer. 154 00:06:49,799 --> 00:06:52,499 - It was Ecstasy... - Same thing! 155 00:06:55,799 --> 00:06:57,968 Look, hey, I'm sorry, Nat. I'm sorry. 156 00:06:57,969 --> 00:06:59,808 I'm sor... that was cold. I'm sorry. 157 00:06:59,809 --> 00:07:03,079 All right? Ecstasy is different. 158 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:06,708 Rel, look, you gave me two beautiful grandchildren, 159 00:07:06,709 --> 00:07:08,048 so, look, man, obviously, 160 00:07:08,049 --> 00:07:09,078 you're working with something down there. 161 00:07:09,079 --> 00:07:10,618 You know, I'm just... 162 00:07:10,619 --> 00:07:13,318 Look, ever since your mother passed away, 163 00:07:13,319 --> 00:07:15,318 I just, I just have a lot of anger in me, man. 164 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:17,658 I just, I just took it out on you guys and I'm sorry. 165 00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:20,828 Look, I don't care if you deal crack to everybody in Chicago 166 00:07:20,829 --> 00:07:22,398 and your wives sleep with everybody. 167 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:25,828 I want you to know I love you. You know that, right? 168 00:07:25,829 --> 00:07:27,168 Yeah, we know. 169 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:28,738 - We love you, too, Dad. - All right. 170 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,338 And love, love is understanding. 171 00:07:30,339 --> 00:07:32,068 That's why I want you to understand why I got to sit 172 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:34,408 far, far away from y'all today. 173 00:07:34,409 --> 00:07:37,209 I got friends in there. I can't walk in there like this. 174 00:07:38,509 --> 00:07:40,178 See you inside. 175 00:07:40,179 --> 00:07:42,879 Uh-uh, don't follow me. Give me five seconds. 176 00:07:46,019 --> 00:07:48,688 Understand that God has a blueprint for all of our lives, 177 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:51,658 but the end of the day, to only make that blueprint happen, 178 00:07:51,659 --> 00:07:53,458 you got to have faith. 179 00:07:53,459 --> 00:07:56,198 Man, you got to have faith. 180 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:58,628 Now, listen, look, look. 181 00:07:58,629 --> 00:08:00,438 You may be embarrassed, right? 182 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:03,808 And-and your life may be in shambles, right? 183 00:08:03,809 --> 00:08:06,468 And-and you, you may feel alone 184 00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:09,278 because your-your wife left you and took the kids, 185 00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:11,708 and now you're sitting there eating Oodles of Noodles 186 00:08:11,709 --> 00:08:13,448 all by yourself. 187 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:16,449 And all that sodium is in your body. 188 00:08:18,649 --> 00:08:20,658 - He's not talking about me, right? - Oh, no. No. 189 00:08:20,659 --> 00:08:22,888 And your brother out here telling everybody 190 00:08:22,889 --> 00:08:24,688 all your business. 191 00:08:24,689 --> 00:08:28,459 The man just got out of jail. Probably a snitch. 192 00:08:30,629 --> 00:08:33,468 And your daddy, he is not even talking to you. 193 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,368 He's not talking because he's embarrassed. 194 00:08:35,369 --> 00:08:36,898 He don't even want to sit near you. 195 00:08:36,899 --> 00:08:38,808 He don't even want to see your face. 196 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,808 That hurts! 197 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:42,678 All I'm saying is... 198 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:45,708 Brother Rel, look here, man. We're praying for you, brother. 199 00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:48,818 We know what you got going on. Look, everything I just said. 200 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:49,918 I know y'all was trying to figure out 201 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,088 who I was talking about. 202 00:08:51,089 --> 00:08:53,018 It's Brother Rel. It's him. 203 00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:54,688 It's all his life. 204 00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:56,318 But we love you anyway. 205 00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:57,988 And that's why we gonna envelop him. 206 00:08:57,989 --> 00:08:59,528 Everybody stand up, put your hands towards him. 207 00:08:59,529 --> 00:09:01,358 Right now. 208 00:09:01,359 --> 00:09:04,568 Envelop him. Man, envelop him right now. 209 00:09:09,769 --> 00:09:12,439 - Rel... - Ah. 210 00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:21,518 Hey, guys, you have to pay. 211 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,218 Ain't nobody paying until the swelling 212 00:09:23,219 --> 00:09:25,918 in your hand go down, Carl Winslow. 213 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:27,358 Fat hand-having ass. 214 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,788 Jimmy Dean sausage hand-having ass. 215 00:09:29,789 --> 00:09:31,128 Breakfast hand-having ass. 216 00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:32,588 What the hell wrong with you? 217 00:09:32,589 --> 00:09:35,628 I'm just playing with this fool. Give me some. 218 00:09:35,629 --> 00:09:37,198 The truth. I'm the truth. 219 00:09:37,199 --> 00:09:40,028 Who done left their grown-ass baby on the bus? 220 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:43,138 Ex-Excuse me? Look-look, I don't know 221 00:09:43,139 --> 00:09:44,968 if you know me, but I'm a tax-paying citizen. 222 00:09:44,969 --> 00:09:46,538 Man, nobody want to hear all that. 223 00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:48,438 You gonna get your Martin Luther King "I Had a Dream" 224 00:09:48,439 --> 00:09:51,578 suit-wearing ass... boy, your casket show up. 225 00:09:51,579 --> 00:09:54,818 You're dead. Okay, boy? Who at your funeral? Nobody. 226 00:09:54,819 --> 00:09:57,718 - Stupid-ass boy... - Hey, hey, chill, chill. Okay? 227 00:09:57,719 --> 00:09:59,718 My brother's going through a tough time right now. 228 00:09:59,719 --> 00:10:01,918 Relax. 229 00:10:01,919 --> 00:10:06,058 Hmm. You do look kind of familiar, man. 230 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:07,258 I can't believe we've been up here 231 00:10:07,259 --> 00:10:09,498 grilling you this whole time. 232 00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:13,999 Ain't you the guy whose wife slept with his barber? 233 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:23,179 Oh! Lord have mercy... 234 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,418 You ain't gonna never gonna get your hair cut again, man. 235 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,018 It's looking rough for you, boy. It's looking rough. 236 00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:31,748 Look, hey. All right? 237 00:10:31,749 --> 00:10:33,318 There's nothing wrong with the way I look, okay? 238 00:10:33,319 --> 00:10:35,958 And... right now I'm in between barbers. 239 00:10:37,259 --> 00:10:39,488 Your wife is, too. 240 00:10:43,829 --> 00:10:45,998 What are you doing? 241 00:10:45,999 --> 00:10:48,938 I'm sorry, man, he funny as hell. 242 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,639 Hey, hey. Look at his shoes. 243 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,048 Look, I got to turn this thing around, okay? 244 00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:03,348 This is how people's reputations get destroyed. 245 00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:05,288 I refuse to end up like Roach Girl. 246 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:08,788 Relax. You are not gonna end up like Roach Girl. 247 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:10,288 Wait, who's Roach Girl? 248 00:11:10,289 --> 00:11:12,288 - You want me to... okay. - Yeah, you got this. 249 00:11:12,289 --> 00:11:13,698 So, Roach Girl is this girl 250 00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:15,398 me and Brittany went to school with. Okay? 251 00:11:15,399 --> 00:11:17,628 One day a roach crawled out her book bag, right? 252 00:11:17,629 --> 00:11:19,968 Now, look, ain't nobody judging her, 253 00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:22,668 'cause we all had roaches. 254 00:11:22,669 --> 00:11:24,989 But our roaches knew better than to come out our book bags. 255 00:11:27,839 --> 00:11:29,378 But the crazy thing is, too, like, 256 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:31,178 she's a successful civil rights attorney, right? 257 00:11:31,179 --> 00:11:34,248 But the neighborhood still call her Roach Girl. 258 00:11:34,249 --> 00:11:35,748 And look, I seen her last month. 259 00:11:35,749 --> 00:11:37,548 She tried to give me one of those business cards. 260 00:11:37,549 --> 00:11:41,319 She reached in her purse, and I was like, "Oh, nah." 261 00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:45,328 "I don't want that roach card." 262 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,728 And she understood. 263 00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,558 This is what you should do: 264 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,668 hook up with someone the barber's seeing. 265 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,098 That way, everyone will know about it, and then boom. 266 00:11:54,099 --> 00:11:55,668 Got your reputation back. 267 00:11:55,669 --> 00:11:57,668 Well, you blew your chance at that, mister, 268 00:11:57,669 --> 00:11:59,708 because you know who the barber really likes 269 00:11:59,709 --> 00:12:01,278 and has been pursuing for months? 270 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:03,678 My girl Loose Boots Monica. 271 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,408 What? Loose... don't call her that. 272 00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:09,479 Should be just Monica, 'cause she's a sweetheart. 273 00:12:11,589 --> 00:12:13,088 Talking about her boots like that. 274 00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:14,588 No, you should hook us up. 275 00:12:14,589 --> 00:12:16,188 You know, the whole loose boot thing I was talking 276 00:12:16,189 --> 00:12:17,858 about earlier, I was just joking. 277 00:12:17,859 --> 00:12:19,858 No, you wasn't. You told me people with loose boots are full 278 00:12:19,859 --> 00:12:23,528 of disease and shouldn't be allowed in restaurants. 279 00:12:27,299 --> 00:12:29,238 Look-look, Brittany, look, I can bring Monica here, right? 280 00:12:29,239 --> 00:12:30,738 They got a steppers' night here. 281 00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,608 I'll have her here, we'll have a great time. 282 00:12:32,609 --> 00:12:34,908 I'm telling you, I wouldn't even be using her. 283 00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:37,138 Of course you are. 284 00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:38,748 But that's what human interaction is, Rel. 285 00:12:38,749 --> 00:12:40,318 You know what I'm saying? Everybody uses everybody. 286 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,278 That's how we get by. Check this out. 287 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:44,948 A child uses a mother for food and shelter, right? 288 00:12:44,949 --> 00:12:47,388 And the mother uses the child for love and fulfillment. 289 00:12:47,389 --> 00:12:49,288 Now, we use people so people feel of use. 290 00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:50,859 You see what I'm saying? 291 00:12:53,429 --> 00:12:55,628 Man, they need to have you start speaking at college graduations 292 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:56,998 or something, man. 293 00:12:56,999 --> 00:12:58,998 Straight up. 294 00:12:58,999 --> 00:13:01,498 Man, I am so proud of you. 295 00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:05,169 You went to jail kind of slow, but you came out really wise. 296 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,478 I guess the system does work, man, look at you. 297 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:12,648 Now, look, now, you heard that. 298 00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:15,518 Using people could be used for good, you know? 299 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,918 So how about it? Hook your boy up. 300 00:13:17,919 --> 00:13:20,889 No. 301 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,528 - Nat. - Hey. Jaymo. 302 00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,188 - What up, boy? - Boy. 303 00:13:26,189 --> 00:13:27,658 Wait a minute, hey, man, you invited him? 304 00:13:27,659 --> 00:13:29,828 - Yeah, he cool as hell. - Hey, man, 305 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:31,968 I'm sorry about what happened earlier. 306 00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,468 I just ran into Roach Girl, 307 00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:36,299 and she said your wife took your kids, too? Damn. 308 00:13:39,139 --> 00:13:41,638 So you just all alone? Nobody to talk to? 309 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:44,809 Nobody to come save you if you start choking? 310 00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,648 You know, if I was you, I would've killed myself 311 00:13:48,649 --> 00:13:50,379 three days ago. 312 00:13:52,189 --> 00:13:54,959 Anyhoo, I need a drink. 313 00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:04,968 You heard that man. Please. 314 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,178 I am having so much fun. 315 00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:23,418 You are a really good stepper. 316 00:14:23,419 --> 00:14:27,248 You damn right I am. 317 00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,488 Rel, I love those Jordans. 318 00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:31,959 Oh, thanks, uh, well, I like your, um... 319 00:14:37,399 --> 00:14:40,668 I like your glasses. 320 00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:44,168 - Oh! - You are truly a blind dime. 321 00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:45,768 A blind dime? 322 00:14:45,769 --> 00:14:47,578 You don't know what a blind dime is? 323 00:14:47,579 --> 00:14:52,408 Come here. A blind dime is a beautiful woman with glasses. 324 00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:56,518 Oh. Well, you a blind dime yourself. 325 00:14:56,519 --> 00:14:58,018 Girl, you better stop playing with me. 326 00:14:58,019 --> 00:15:00,188 Calling me cute and stuff. 327 00:15:00,189 --> 00:15:01,918 - Go to that dance floor. - Oh. 328 00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:03,258 Your fine self. Look at you. 329 00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:08,128 What you want to drink? 330 00:15:08,129 --> 00:15:09,128 You know who that is, right? 331 00:15:09,129 --> 00:15:10,128 That's Frank the barber's girl. 332 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:12,068 She's with me and she likes me. 333 00:15:12,069 --> 00:15:13,068 Tell everybody. 334 00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:14,568 Okay. 335 00:15:14,569 --> 00:15:17,198 But what you want to drink? 336 00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:18,639 Check you later. 337 00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:22,278 - Hey, you. - Ah... 338 00:15:22,279 --> 00:15:24,448 Hey, y'all know who that is, right? 339 00:15:24,449 --> 00:15:26,878 That's Frank the barber girl, and she's with me. 340 00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:28,049 Tell your family. 341 00:15:32,289 --> 00:15:33,818 Is that Frank the barber's girl? 342 00:15:33,819 --> 00:15:34,988 You damn straight it is. 343 00:15:34,989 --> 00:15:36,958 Ooh, you wild as hell, Rel. 344 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:39,558 And you know it. Ah, ah, ah. 345 00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:44,798 Did he just say you're here with Frank the barber's girl? 346 00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:47,438 No, I didn't hear anything like that. 347 00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:49,838 All right, we got a shout-out for my man, Rel. 348 00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:51,738 He's with Frank the barber's girl. 349 00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:54,908 I see you, playboy. 350 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,978 And to celebrate the momentous occasion, 351 00:15:56,979 --> 00:15:59,608 a special love mix for the new couple. 352 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:04,248 Rel, come here. 353 00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:05,748 I am not Frank the barber's girl. 354 00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:08,518 We just went out a couple of times. Why do you care? 355 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,958 Okay, funny story, right? 356 00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:12,858 So Frank had sex with my wife, right, so... 357 00:16:12,859 --> 00:16:15,328 Mm, you just trying to have revenge sex with me 358 00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:16,928 to get back at your barber? 359 00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:20,668 Okay, you figured that out quick. 360 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,768 Look, it-it doesn't have to be revenge sex, right? 361 00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:23,838 It could be, um, 362 00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:28,338 "two people with glasses who like each other" sex. 363 00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:31,048 You think that I'm just gonna let you use me? 364 00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:33,678 First of all, I am a strong, independent, 365 00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:36,318 successful black woman, and I'm not gonna let any man... 366 00:16:36,319 --> 00:16:38,889 I don't care who you are... disrespect me. 367 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,788 And I'm gonna tell you this: 368 00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:46,028 if you ever disrespect me again, I'm gonna call my cousin 369 00:16:46,029 --> 00:16:48,559 and have him shoot up your daddy's house. 370 00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:54,838 All right, we got another shout-out to my man, Rel. 371 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,298 He just blew it with Frank the barber's girl. 372 00:16:57,299 --> 00:16:59,138 But it's all good, y'all, 373 00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:02,008 'cause we got drink specials. Come on, let's party. 374 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,888 You told a DJ to shout out 375 00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:16,218 that you were with Frank the barber's girl? 376 00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:17,528 And then asked her 377 00:17:17,529 --> 00:17:19,988 to have some weird glasses revenge sex, 378 00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:22,099 - or whatever the hell that is. - B-But... 379 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,868 Okay, I didn't say anything about her boots, 380 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:28,038 and believe me, they was loose as hell. 381 00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:31,168 Rel, listen, everyone knows about the barber, 382 00:17:31,169 --> 00:17:34,608 and whatever respect you had left is gone. You know why? 383 00:17:34,609 --> 00:17:37,108 Because you chose to handle this like a child. 384 00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:38,848 You're right, all right? I... 385 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,018 Yo, if I'm gonna clear my name in the streets, 386 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,278 I'm gonna have to deal with Frank directly. 387 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,248 That's what I'm talking about, big bro. 388 00:17:45,249 --> 00:17:46,719 Prison yard rules. 389 00:17:48,019 --> 00:17:50,788 Somebody disrespect you, walk up to 'em, 390 00:17:50,789 --> 00:17:52,058 stare at 'em just like this, 391 00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:55,258 put your hand on their shoulder, and shank 'em. 392 00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:56,528 What? 393 00:17:56,529 --> 00:18:01,098 Boy, get your ass over here. 394 00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:04,839 You can't just go around shanking people in regular life. 395 00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:06,938 It ain't even about that. 396 00:18:06,939 --> 00:18:09,378 Look, the way we were raised, you're not gonna let another man 397 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,778 disrespect you and not say nothing. 398 00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:14,649 And he did the ultimate disrespect, bro. 399 00:18:16,949 --> 00:18:18,988 You know something... somewhere I got to be. 400 00:18:18,989 --> 00:18:22,859 Bro, you don't have anything to prove to anybody. 401 00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:27,558 You do realize that you just 402 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:29,158 might've got your brother killed, right? 403 00:18:29,159 --> 00:18:33,499 Yeah, that's-that's just starting to set in now. 404 00:18:42,439 --> 00:18:44,348 Hey, yo, Frank. 405 00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:45,908 Oh, what up, Rel? 406 00:18:45,909 --> 00:18:47,918 I was wondering when you was coming back to get a cut. 407 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,178 I didn't come here to get no cut. 408 00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:52,219 I came here to kick your ass. 409 00:18:54,189 --> 00:18:55,758 Why? 410 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,758 What you mean why? You slept with my wife. 411 00:18:57,759 --> 00:19:01,798 Damn. So you know about that. 412 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:03,358 Man, everybody knows about it. 413 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,768 Hey, bro, that was my wife, okay? 414 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,428 I lost my family, and it's all your fault. 415 00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:09,198 Come on, man. So now you're saying it was all my fault? 416 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:11,208 Yes, it was all of your fault. 417 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,668 So you putting this all on me? 418 00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:15,708 Brother, are you deaf? 419 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,848 Okay, yes. Who else would I put it on? 420 00:19:17,849 --> 00:19:19,008 You. 421 00:19:19,009 --> 00:19:20,848 Me? 422 00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:24,458 Look, Rel, you trying to tell me that you was this great husband? 423 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:27,023 Shannon said that you never even listened to her. 424 00:19:27,024 --> 00:19:29,275 You never even asked her about her dreams... 425 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,128 Okay, loo-loo-loo-look. 426 00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,728 You don't know nothing about us, okay? 427 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,541 Okay, you don't know nothing about our marriage. 428 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:34,455 Oh, I don't? 429 00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:36,328 One time, you missed her birthday dinner 430 00:19:36,329 --> 00:19:40,738 because you got arrested for a fight with a Uber driver 431 00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:42,998 'cause he wouldn't let you play your music. 432 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:45,208 Okay, then why'd he have an auxiliary cord, 433 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:48,878 you know what I mean? 434 00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:53,748 Look, man, I know your wife physically just left, 435 00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:56,048 but emotionally she'd been gone for years. 436 00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:57,818 Okay, look, bruh, I know what you're doing, okay? 437 00:19:57,819 --> 00:19:59,488 Okay, you trying to flip the script on me, 438 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,358 but you don't know anything, okay? 439 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,158 We fell in love. We had kids. 440 00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:05,858 We got a house together. We were good. 441 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:08,658 Come on, man. She said she couldn't even remember 442 00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:10,328 the last time you two laughed together. 443 00:20:10,329 --> 00:20:14,538 She said the bond that you used to have was gone. 444 00:20:14,539 --> 00:20:16,838 How could you have not seen? 445 00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:18,809 Maybe I did! Okay? 446 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,609 Maybe I didn't want to believe it was over. 447 00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:29,878 Look, man, I know I wasn't... 448 00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:32,788 wasn't a perfect husband... 449 00:20:32,789 --> 00:20:35,359 and I wasn't always there when she needed me to be. 450 00:20:37,859 --> 00:20:40,789 Just thought she'd always be there no matter what. 451 00:20:43,129 --> 00:20:47,028 But I took advantage of that and... 452 00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:50,799 honestly, I got what I deserve. 453 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:58,909 You know, I've slept with a lot of guys' wives. 454 00:21:02,449 --> 00:21:05,248 But you, brother, 455 00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:07,689 you are, by far, the most mature about it. 456 00:21:12,089 --> 00:21:16,159 You know that's no consolation at all, Frank, right? 457 00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:21,238 Rel, I'm proud of you, son. I love you. 458 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,238 You know, when your mother first passed away, 459 00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:24,838 I was kind of lonely in that house by myself, 460 00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,068 and you're gonna have moments 461 00:21:26,069 --> 00:21:27,638 where you just call out to somebody 462 00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:28,808 and there's nobody there. 463 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,408 I just want you to know, 464 00:21:30,409 --> 00:21:32,379 that never goes away. 465 00:21:34,149 --> 00:21:35,978 Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was trying to say 466 00:21:35,979 --> 00:21:38,519 something inspirational, but, you know, it went where it went. 467 00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:43,258 - But you're gonna be fine. - I got to go. 468 00:21:43,259 --> 00:21:46,988 - Where you going? - The hospital. 469 00:21:46,989 --> 00:21:48,598 Look, I hate to admit this, 470 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,198 but you're gonna find out about it anyway. 471 00:21:50,199 --> 00:21:52,768 I got a text that Monica tripped in her loose boots 472 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,368 and broke her ankle. 473 00:21:58,009 --> 00:22:01,108 Bye. Bye. 474 00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:05,048 I say, boys, don't date no girls with loose boots. 475 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:07,148 That's a tragedy waiting to happen. 476 00:22:07,149 --> 00:22:09,219 "Oh, God!" 477 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,959 Little people calling. 478 00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:20,858 Hey, what's up? 479 00:22:20,859 --> 00:22:22,898 Hey, look, I can't wait till y'all to get here. 480 00:22:22,899 --> 00:22:24,968 I just finished your rooms up, and they look amazing. 481 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,968 Now, look, both of your rooms are Black Panther themed. 482 00:22:26,969 --> 00:22:28,998 You know, there was a sale on Black Panther stuff. 483 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:32,439 You know they made a billion dollars, right? 484 00:22:34,039 --> 00:22:37,708 Also on the prayer list, we got Sister Monica Lewis, 485 00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:39,708 who's one of our new members. 486 00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:43,418 Apparently, uh, this is very disturbing, 487 00:22:43,419 --> 00:22:45,818 but she suffered an accident while walking 488 00:22:45,819 --> 00:22:49,318 in her loose boots. Amen. 489 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:54,428 And she shattered... not just broke, shattered... 490 00:22:54,429 --> 00:22:57,658 both of her ankles. 491 00:22:57,659 --> 00:23:00,098 Lord Jesus, what we gonna do? 492 00:23:00,099 --> 00:23:04,483 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.