1 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,930 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Vanity Fair. 2 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,373 Please remember, Vanity Fair is a 3 00:01:11,385 --> 00:01:13,870 very vain, wicked, foolish place, 4 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:16,990 full of all sorts of humbug, falseness and pretension. 5 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:21,920 Not a moral place, certainly, nor a merry one, though very noisy. 6 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:27,520 A world where everyone is striving for what is not worth having. 7 00:02:00,044 --> 00:02:02,044 *CREDITS* 8 00:02:09,068 --> 00:02:11,068 _ 9 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:16,092 _ 10 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,470 You forget your station, Miss Sharp. 11 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,130 I do, yes, daily and most sincerely. 12 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,060 I took you in when you had nothing. 13 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:36,510 And got a very good bargain for your trouble. 14 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:37,840 It's simple, Miss Pinkerton. 15 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,990 If you want me to teach the girls music as well as French, 16 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,034 you'll have to pay me proper money, 17 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:43,960 or find me a situation elsewhere. 18 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,750 Lord knows that's what we both want most in the world. 19 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,760 Becky... 20 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:51,430 If you think that because you are clever, 21 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:53,050 society will overlook your low birth... 22 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,550 I do, yes. Why not? 23 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:57,860 Then I fear the real world will come as a dreadful shock to you. 24 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,110 I'm the only person under your roof 25 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:05,910 who has the first idea what the real world looks like. 26 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:13,470 I wanted a purebred Arab, but Papa can be so unreasonable. 27 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,420 My other pony is a palomino. 28 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:17,150 So jealous! 29 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:19,460 I shall write to you every single day. 30 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,530 be sure I will never forget you. 31 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:23,460 Hush, girls, hush. 32 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:26,020 It's the last day of school, not the end of the world. 33 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:27,670 Girls! Please! 34 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:30,150 For those of you leaving us today, a little memento 35 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:32,671 of what my sister and I hope have been 36 00:03:32,683 --> 00:03:34,930 happy years - a lovely dictionary. 37 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:39,690 With a more ladylike attitude, you could have had a future here. 38 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:41,460 I'd rather beg in the streets. 39 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,640 Yes, I see it now. 40 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,693 Only innocent foolishness could have led 41 00:03:50,705 --> 00:03:52,280 me to think I could ever make something 42 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:55,680 of the daughter of an artist and an opera girl. 43 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,870 Miss Sharp, you shall make your way to Hampshire, 44 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,940 there to take up your new situation as governess. 45 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,900 All the details are here. 46 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,360 Governess?! 47 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,290 Ungrateful wretch! 48 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,890 I am worth more than Hampshire! 49 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,700 We shall see if Sir Pitt Crawley MP shares your opinion. 50 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,480 You start one week today. 51 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,260 An orderly queue, girls. 52 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,770 - Where am I to go till then? - No longer my concern. 53 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:26,700 You see? 54 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,900 How a Christian may seek to do good, girls, 55 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,630 only to find she has nursed a viper in her bosom. 56 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:40,740 Gosh. 57 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,310 You might tell your parents the headmistress they pay so well 58 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:54,160 can't speak a word of French. 59 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,580 Free at last. 60 00:05:15,730 --> 00:05:16,730 Leave it there. 61 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:24,920 Damn and blast. 62 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:30,090 I'm sure she didn't mean it, Miss Sharp. 63 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,530 No! Becky, please don't cry. 64 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:44,530 No, Amelia, take no notice. 65 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,600 It's nothing. 66 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:55,750 Room for a little one? 67 00:05:58,210 --> 00:05:59,490 Is that it, miss? 68 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,620 I travel light. 69 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:01,850 For now. 70 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:05,910 This is going to be such fun! 71 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,050 Amelia! 72 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:08,780 Amelia, what are you doing? 73 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:12,350 Well, poor Becky's got no-one, so she's coming home with me. 74 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:14,410 Miss Sharp has a situation. 75 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,930 Miss Sharp is going to Hampshire. 76 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,040 Poor dear girl didn't get the best start in life. 77 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:26,490 Don't make excuses for the minx. 78 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:35,960 You gave that...serpent one of my precious dictionaries. 79 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:37,850 It was only two and ninepence. 80 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,280 Vive la France! 81 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:45,640 Vive Napoleon! 82 00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:54,450 I hate the whole place, Amelia. 83 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:57,080 I hope I never set eyes on that black hole again. 84 00:06:57,110 --> 00:06:58,610 I wish it were in the bottom of the Thames. 85 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,170 I never knew you capable of such wicked, vengeful thoughts. 86 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:05,120 You are altogether too good to be true. 87 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,170 So that was school. 88 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,570 And this is the world. 89 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:43,950 Candles, miss? 90 00:07:54,950 --> 00:07:56,810 For King and country! 91 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,810 Our great city. 92 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,690 What are your hopes of it, Amelia? 93 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,090 I'm just like any other girl. 94 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:09,360 I want to be married and happy. 95 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:10,990 What about you? 96 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:15,010 I want to make sure tomorrow is better than today. 97 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,280 Every day. 98 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:42,970 Thank you. 99 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:43,870 Mama! 100 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,700 Girl! 101 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:47,770 You'll squeeze her to death, you ninny. 102 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:49,640 Papa! 103 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:51,340 My darling, welcome home. 104 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:55,840 You've heard me speak about Becky. 105 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:58,800 Endlessly, yes, yes. 106 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,910 She's come to stay. 107 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,880 It's only for a week. She's nowhere else to go. 108 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,260 What a lovely surprise! 109 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:09,860 Welcome. Come! 110 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,890 I'll take this. 111 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:13,810 Come on through. 112 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:17,670 All the girls adored her. 113 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,610 And we thought her so exotic, Mama, 114 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,360 with her wild hair and singing her little songs. 115 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,850 Little orphan. All alone. 116 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:31,070 Silly thing would cry over a dead canary! 117 00:09:31,410 --> 00:09:31,970 Thank you. 118 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,510 So, as to your father, Miss Sharp. 119 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:39,170 He taught the girls drawing and painting while still in health. 120 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:42,029 Alas, our Lord saw fit to reunite 121 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,970 him in Heaven with my beloved mama. 122 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,530 He was a man of great talent and virtue, 123 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,260 and he died in my arms with a prayer on his lips. 124 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:53,470 Poor darling. 125 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,770 I was so very fortunate 126 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,020 that dear Miss Pinkerton allowed me to remain at the school 127 00:09:58,050 --> 00:10:00,510 and gave me the opportunity of helping to teach. 128 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,800 Miss Pinkerton is a saint. 129 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,560 They love you. 130 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:18,970 I knew they would. 131 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:20,530 Amelia. 132 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,941 What I'd give to have parents who 133 00:10:23,953 --> 00:10:26,470 are so kind and fond and...rich. 134 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,790 They're not rich. Not really. 135 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,090 Papa's only a stockbroker. 136 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,981 I'm sure he's a very good one, but 137 00:10:31,993 --> 00:10:33,920 it's Jos who has the money to burn. 138 00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:40,590 It's yours. 139 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,695 He won't mind. He brought me two 140 00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:45,020 more when he came home from India. 141 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,040 My brother, Jos. 142 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:49,360 He's the Collector of Boggley Wollah, it's in India. 143 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,790 What does he collect there? 144 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:56,030 Do you know, I've no idea! 145 00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:58,810 India sounds so... 146 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,100 - Far away... - So exciting. 147 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,290 We're about the same size. 148 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:04,780 Let's see. 149 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,430 Perfect colour. 150 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:10,290 For your complexion. 151 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:15,150 Wear it at dinner. 152 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,249 I can't believe you never told me you've 153 00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:21,670 got a brother who's an Indian nabob. 154 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,340 Is your sister-in-law nice? 155 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,880 Jos, married? 156 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:30,200 Lord above, no! 157 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:33,200 No. My poor brother. He's... 158 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,130 He's terrified of young ladies. 159 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:40,400 Well, I shan't let the poor soul be terrified of me. 160 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,090 He's early! 161 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:48,190 How do I look? 162 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,490 My hair. 163 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,470 Perhaps a necklace. 164 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,960 Maybe the cornelians. Becky, I feel I may faint! 165 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,260 The young lady will be pleased to see you, sir. 166 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:10,920 I thought I would die when I didn't get a letter from you 167 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:12,370 for two whole weeks! 168 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,510 Silly miss! But I'm here now. 169 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:17,000 As I promised. Although I can't stay long. 170 00:12:18,210 --> 00:12:19,050 Hello. 171 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,740 I think, Amelia, this gentleman is perhaps not your brother. 172 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:25,500 No! This is George, of course. 173 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:28,350 Miss Rebecca Sharp, my best friend from school. 174 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:32,070 Mr George Osborne, my best friend from...forever. 175 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,060 Heard a good deal about you, Mr Osborne. 176 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,430 The French mistress? 177 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,030 My family fell upon hard times. 178 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,360 She's only here for a week. 179 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:47,010 And I so long for the two of you to love each other. 180 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,050 And we will. Miss Sharp. 181 00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:51,510 Mr Osborne. 182 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:53,930 Mr Jos. 183 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,040 - Sir. - Osborne. 184 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,500 Emmy! 185 00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:03,420 Jos! 186 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,930 He is impossible. Jos! 187 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,900 Jos! 188 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,380 A challenge for you, Miss Sharp? 189 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,810 Yes, we've lived here all our lives. 190 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,340 So your papa, the stockbroker, in this house. 191 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:33,210 - Yes. - And his papa, the banker, in that one. 192 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,370 George, yes. And his papa, Mr Osborne. 193 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,230 Neighbours and best friends. 194 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,070 But an arranged marriage is so old-fashioned. 195 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,270 What about falling in love and so on? 196 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,400 We are in love, silly! 197 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,040 Ever since we were little children. 198 00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:52,110 I'd love my George if his father were a chimney sweep. 199 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:56,170 It's love that matters, isn't it? So much more than money. 200 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,060 Depends how much you start out with. 201 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,730 You don't mean that! 202 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,690 When you find the right man... 203 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,510 He'll have lots of money, or he won't be the right man. 204 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,720 I hope our British curry is hot enough for you, Jos. 205 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,480 Mother, it's twice as good as any of my curries in India. 206 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,940 I made it just the way you like it. 207 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,910 Monkey curry, snake curry. 208 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,078 That's all they ever eat in Boggley 209 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,080 Wollah, isn't that right, Jos? 210 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,850 Don't torment the boy. 211 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,320 May I try some? 212 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,490 No, Becky. You won't like it. 213 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,650 Mayn't I, Mr Jos? 214 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:34,340 I so want to learn about Indian dishes. 215 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,420 Careful, Miss Sharp. 216 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,720 The collector is accustomed to a lot of chilli. 217 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,520 - Mr Sedley... - Nothing to do with me. 218 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,190 May I have a little glass of water? 219 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:29,500 Please. 220 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:30,630 Gad. 221 00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:38,913 When have you known him to be remotely 222 00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:41,220 interested in young ladies until now? 223 00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:44,533 Most fond mothers would find that a 224 00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:46,460 welcome development in a son of 30. 225 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:52,140 An artist's daughter. It's...demeaning. 226 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:57,140 Name me the young lady of good breeding 227 00:15:57,170 --> 00:16:00,080 who will want to accompany that great lardy loafer to India. 228 00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,200 My son is not lardy. 229 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,000 He's as vain as a girl. 230 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:08,290 He's a great deal vainer than you ever were 231 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,640 in your whole life, and that's saying something. 232 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,610 I beg your pardon. 233 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,020 - Thank you, Sam. - Thank you. 234 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,628 Louisa, if the first girl to fish for 235 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,020 him hooks him, good luck to her. 236 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:25,240 I don't care who he marries. 237 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,740 This little friend Amelia's is a white face, at any rate. 238 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,118 Better than sending him back to India, 239 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,410 into the arms of some dusky maharani. 240 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:38,380 Better than a dozen mahogany grandchildren! 241 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,230 Well... 242 00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:46,390 How far can she get in a week? 243 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,360 Mr Jos. 244 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,520 Hay fever. So help me, Sam, I'm a martyr to it. 245 00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:08,660 No, no. 246 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,460 Jos! 247 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:12,750 For Amelia. 248 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,870 For Miss Sharp. 249 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,510 No, no. The other way round. 250 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,170 You are kind... 251 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:31,060 You are kind at heart, sir, like all your loving family. 252 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,210 We'll take these. 253 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,360 I'll find a vase. 254 00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:38,750 Won't be a moment. 255 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,932 You must have so many fascinating tales 256 00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:55,080 from your life in India, Mr Joseph. 257 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,490 And another time, this enormous wedding elephant 258 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,860 just ran amok through the village, with a great big parasol 259 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:08,780 waving violently above its head, and tusks just everywhere. 260 00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,590 And all its fingers and toes painted. 261 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,050 - Fingers? - Toes! 262 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,360 They have a lot of toes, do elephants. 263 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:18,140 And tusks, of course. Scary tusks. 264 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:20,220 I'm sure YOU were not scared. 265 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,500 Indeed I was not. 266 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,530 I think I might... 267 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:27,690 Well, in fact, I did. Yes, I did... I... 268 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,740 I ran out into its path, and I seized it by the bridle... 269 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:35,230 And prevented the deaths of so many innocent natives. 270 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,530 Indeed. 271 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:39,830 Indeed I did. 272 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:41,880 Definitely. 273 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:48,210 Are there many ladies in... in Boggley Wollah? 274 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,400 Ladies? Lordy, no. 275 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,490 It's a lonely, marshy, jungly sort of place. 276 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,860 I scarcely see a Christian face. 277 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,060 I shouldn't mind that for a minute. 278 00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,680 Not if there were elephants and tigers and... 279 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:04,710 brave gentlemen. 280 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,160 Miss Sharp. 281 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,220 Becky. 282 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,690 Could you ever think... 283 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,840 I mean... 284 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,940 Could I ever hope... 285 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,790 Ooh, tiffin! 286 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,490 Excellent, thank you. 287 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:39,290 It's delicious. 288 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,180 Yes? 289 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,570 No. 290 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,720 Even though I was very quiet and ladylike, 291 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,930 and enormously interested in India. 292 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:15,660 Tomorrow. I know it. 293 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:18,110 Tomorrow or the next day he will declare himself. 294 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,180 I know nothing of Sir Pitt Crawley MP. 295 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,250 I cannot bear to be a governess. 296 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,580 I wasn't put on this earth to be a poor and friendless spinster. 297 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,690 I have only three days before I must leave for darkest Hampshire. 298 00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:38,780 You're not going. You're not. 299 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:44,330 It's too unfair that you should be unhappy when I am so blessed. 300 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,760 What are you doing? 301 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,440 Reminding George of a promise. 302 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:02,230 Well, I don't like her. 303 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:05,370 She's a nice, gay, and merry young creature. 304 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,050 In fact, she's devilish like that fine girl at Dumdum 305 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,870 that made a dead set at me. 306 00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:11,940 Miss Cutler as was. 307 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:13,490 That was 10 years ago. 308 00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:15,790 Didn't Miss Cutler marry the surgeon? 309 00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:18,650 I have a most killing flair with the ladies, George. 310 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,490 It would be unfair of you to suggest otherwise. 311 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,480 The ladies, they'll need a chaperone. 312 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,170 Gad. Jos, you're the one in need of a chaperone. 313 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,700 At least until the departure of a certain young person 314 00:22:28,730 --> 00:22:30,360 with fire in her eyes. 315 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,800 Pooh. Nonsense. 316 00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:32,810 Just the man. 317 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,220 The virtue of the Queen of Sheba would be safe with him. 318 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,430 Dobbin of ours. I say, Dobbin. 319 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,800 Madness, but apparently, I promised Mr Sedley's sister 320 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,090 - I would take her to Vauxhall. - Vauxhall? 321 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,960 Will you join us for a night's pleasuring? 322 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,250 Not entirely my cup of tea. 323 00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:50,840 Go on, Dob. You're going to be my best man. 324 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,160 You ought to at least...see her. 325 00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,150 Well, I have met her, haven't I? 326 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:58,040 Years ago. 327 00:22:58,070 --> 00:23:00,850 Your tenth birthday party. You must remember, Emmy. 328 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,773 Dobbin poured an entire bowl of punch 329 00:23:02,785 --> 00:23:04,690 down your mother's green satin dress. 330 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,390 Long forgiven, dear Captain Dobbin. 331 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:11,030 - Alas, I... - Y-You were so young 332 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,590 and tiny, Miss Sedley. 333 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:16,700 I was big and awkward. Still. 334 00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,190 Dobbin. 335 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,990 Dobbin! 336 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,170 The one you were at school with, George. 337 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,488 The one who beat off that horrid bully 338 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,600 when you were just a little boy. 339 00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:30,100 I just...took the other chap by surprise, being much taller. 340 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:34,060 Old Dob dropped that villain like a billiard ball into a pocket. 341 00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:36,210 Hail Dobbin, the conquering hero. 342 00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:42,050 You'll always be my hero, Captain Dobbin. 343 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,130 My dears. 344 00:23:56,980 --> 00:24:00,240 He's been priming himself. Damned fool. 345 00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:04,130 The Collector of Boggley Wollah is pleased to offer his arm to... 346 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:06,700 Miss Sharp, 347 00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:12,210 for this evening's foray to Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens. 348 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,808 Welcome, Miss Sharp, to the earthly 349 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:48,290 paradise that is Vauxhall Gardens. 350 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,090 - I intend to take it by storm, sir. - And you shall. 351 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:57,380 It's the emperor of India himself. 352 00:24:58,010 --> 00:25:00,010 Watch he don't squash you, miss! 353 00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,760 Do not be alarmed by the riff-raff, 354 00:25:02,772 --> 00:25:04,860 Miss Sharp, for I shall protect you. 355 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:06,400 I know it, sir. 356 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,510 The music's started already. 357 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:11,710 Dob, take the shawls and things, would you? 358 00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:14,030 Thank you. 359 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,630 And get the tickets. I'll pay you back. 360 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,250 Careful, Miss Sharp. 361 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:41,160 - I love this place! - Absolutely thrilling, Miss Sharp. 362 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,910 - Get your drinks here. - Yes, my man. 363 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,260 Stout?! 364 00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:55,760 Don't you have claret, man? 365 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,400 They always had claret here in the old days, 366 00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,920 but now they let in any old Tom, Dick and Harry. 367 00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:02,254 Mr Jos, it's the whole point of this 368 00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:04,520 place, as my dear papa used to say, 369 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,220 in happier times. 370 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,450 The air is sweet, though, isn't it? 371 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:14,360 Isn't it, Miss Sharp? 372 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:17,990 Violets and roses and... 373 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,670 What's that, I can't quite... I can't quite make it out. 374 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:27,510 - Thrilling, isn't it? - Thrilling. 375 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:28,520 Gad. 376 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:33,700 Ladies and gentlemen, pray raise your eyes to the heaven, 377 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:39,260 and there feast them on the beautiful, the extraordinary, 378 00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:42,850 the ineffable courage and artistry 379 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:47,790 that is, all the way from Paris, Madame Saqui! 380 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,070 I wish we could have come alone, just the two of us. 381 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:55,240 Well, that would miss the whole point. 382 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,770 I thought the point was to gaze into my brown eyes 383 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,340 while the sun sets romantically in the west. 384 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:03,030 Look, I'm gazing, I'm gazing. 385 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,810 Mr Jos! Promise to protect me! 386 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,874 Take my hand, Miss Sharp, and we shall 387 00:27:12,886 --> 00:27:14,670 ascend into the heavens together. 388 00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:17,020 Bring up the rear, Osborne, would you? 389 00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,110 There's a good fella. 390 00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:19,820 You're not nervous, are you, Sedley? 391 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:22,070 Me? No. The idea! 392 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,450 Hold on tight now, ladies and gentlemen. 393 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,470 Hold on tight. And up we go! 394 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,920 Higher! 395 00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:45,710 Higher! 396 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:47,240 It's too high already! 397 00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:48,930 Never too high, not for me. 398 00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:57,290 I'm on top of the world. 399 00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:00,390 George. 400 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:04,320 I don't think I'll ever be happier than in this moment. 401 00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:07,930 I very much hope that's not true. 402 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,830 They've just come out of nowhere. 403 00:28:40,330 --> 00:28:41,980 Are you sure you're not frightened? 404 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,490 I'm with you, Jos. 405 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,620 There may be footpads and mountebanks. 406 00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:46,810 And you're with me. 407 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:48,990 He's still here! 408 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:52,060 One shilling and sixpence, miss. 409 00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:53,310 One and six?! 410 00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:58,390 Vanity of vanities. 411 00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:03,560 Tell me, hermit. Shall we two be happy? 412 00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:08,920 I can send you a tall, dark, handsome stranger, 413 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:10,450 but... 414 00:29:10,690 --> 00:29:13,220 you'll only break his heart. 415 00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:16,410 I don't really like this fortune. 416 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:17,870 Tell me another. 417 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,550 Give us another one and six, then. 418 00:29:21,490 --> 00:29:23,200 Or bugger off, smartish. 419 00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:26,030 I'm not sure this fella really is a Hindu, Becky. 420 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:31,820 Tiffin. 421 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:33,990 Off we go, Miss Sharp. 422 00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:40,210 I don't know about you, Miss Sharp, but I need a drink. 423 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,080 No, no, leave this to me. 424 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:56,140 For the ladies. 425 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,110 Sir, may I help? 426 00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:02,390 Be off with you. I can carve better than any native. 427 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,590 Yes, yes. 428 00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:05,630 I'll take that. 429 00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:09,640 Beware, I'm very terrible when I'm roused. 430 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,940 Jos, for heaven's sake, let the poor fellow do his job. 431 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:14,150 - Shush. - If there's nothing else, sir. 432 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,660 Rack punch! Bring rack punch. 433 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,480 Everyone drinks rack punch at Vauxhall. 434 00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:19,380 No, Jos, please don't. 435 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:20,875 The ladies won't drink it, I don't 436 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,280 like it, and you'll...regret it. 437 00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:24,000 But it's tradition! 438 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,788 And besides, I need something to calm 439 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,130 my nerves tonight, George, old boy. 440 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,180 Well, you're on your own, man. 441 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:38,410 And we'd serve... 442 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,850 What a perfect night for... 443 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,750 So, Miss Sharp. 444 00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:50,040 Miss Sharp! 445 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:03,120 Bring another! 446 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,090 Sing us another one, do! 447 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,120 Encore, bravo, fat boy! 448 00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:49,370 If it will give the ladies pleasure. 449 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,380 Go on, darlin'! 450 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,590 Ain't you gonna join in with your big beau? 451 00:31:52,690 --> 00:31:53,680 Please take us home. 452 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:56,460 For heaven's sake, Jos, you've had enough. Ladies. 453 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,180 No, no. No, no, no, no, no. 454 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,570 My dearest soul, my diddle-diddle-darling. 455 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,650 Jos. No, Jos. Jos, Jos, Jos. No, no, no, no. 456 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:07,840 Go, do something. Go! 457 00:32:08,170 --> 00:32:09,110 Jos, that's enough. 458 00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:09,950 Dance with me, George. 459 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,790 Stop it. That's enough. 460 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,530 Stop that. 461 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,610 That's enough. 462 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,050 My soul's delight. 463 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:22,990 My own one. 464 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,500 Miss Sharp, would you do me the great honour and pleasure... 465 00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:28,320 Back off, you scoundrel! 466 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:33,690 Becky, everything has gone wrong! 467 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,790 Whose fault is that? 468 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,690 Jos, Jos, darling. Say it to me. 469 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,090 - Say it to me. - Back away, Miss Sharp! 470 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,650 George! That is uncalled for. 471 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,720 That's right. 472 00:32:41,770 --> 00:32:43,011 Insult me now when there's no-one 473 00:32:43,023 --> 00:32:44,240 to defend me, but just you wait. 474 00:32:44,270 --> 00:32:46,700 Knock him down, the swine. Go on, darlin'! 475 00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:48,670 Cheeky bastard! Who's he think he is? 476 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,560 Stop it! Be off, madam. All of you, stop it. 477 00:32:51,890 --> 00:32:54,410 George, take the ladies back to the carriage, now. 478 00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:56,480 The show's over. 479 00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:57,690 Come on, Becky. 480 00:32:58,130 --> 00:32:59,240 Jos, we'll speak tomorrow. 481 00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:00,750 Listen to me! We'll speak tomorrow! 482 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:04,150 - Show's over. - Come on. 483 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,010 My hat. 484 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,330 I can't feel my hat. 485 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:14,890 Come on. 486 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,850 - I adore her, Dobbin. - I know. 487 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,610 - Dob-dob, I will marry her tomorrow. - No, no. 488 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,520 And you shall be witness, and we'll live haffily ever after. 489 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:23,890 - Good night, emperor! - Good night! 490 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,860 You'll do nothing of the sort and neither will I. 491 00:33:25,890 --> 00:33:28,850 You know... You know what the problem is, with you is? 492 00:33:29,730 --> 00:33:31,320 You've never been in love. 493 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:35,870 I can't send you home to Amelia in this state. 494 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:37,250 - Becky! - Come on. 495 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,680 Becky! Becky... 496 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:41,500 - Horse Guards Parade. - Sorry, Becky. 497 00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,260 Bloody fool. 498 00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:50,700 Pull over, Dobbin. Pull over. 499 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:56,660 I'm sorry George forgot his manners tonight. 500 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,120 It's not like him. Really, it isn't. 501 00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:01,940 It's no surprise if he wishes your brother to marry better. 502 00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,880 Who is better than my friend? 503 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,730 All the women in England, it seems. 504 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:11,140 But who can blame George for wanting the best for you? 505 00:34:12,770 --> 00:34:16,450 You're being too kind, as always. 506 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,440 If there's to be any kindness in me, i shall learn it here. 507 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:23,660 I do long to join your family, Amelia. 508 00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:29,000 So kind and warm and welcoming to a poor orphan. 509 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,180 Can you love Jos, though? 510 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:34,760 As a husband? 511 00:34:34,790 --> 00:34:35,950 In spite of the... 512 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,800 the rack punch and the singing. 513 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,890 I feel sure of it. 514 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,726 He is kind of heart, and as for his 515 00:34:45,738 --> 00:34:47,650 manners, I should be the making of them. 516 00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:52,760 He called you his soul's darling. In front of everyone. 517 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:57,800 Then he must propose marriage tomorrow. 518 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,570 I shall be the happiest little orphan in London. 519 00:35:04,630 --> 00:35:08,020 And we, too, shall be happy wives and sisters forever. 520 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,310 Sedley! 521 00:35:31,510 --> 00:35:32,670 Wake up! 522 00:35:33,010 --> 00:35:35,370 No, no, no... Too loud. Too loud. 523 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:40,900 I do believe I'm very terrible when I'm roused. 524 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,440 Terrible? You're pathetic! 525 00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:43,530 George, be kind. 526 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,430 He made a complete fool of himself and his sister with his... 527 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,340 crying and singing. 528 00:35:48,370 --> 00:35:49,850 I never sing! 529 00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:53,101 On Richmond Hill, there lives a lass 530 00:35:53,113 --> 00:35:55,560 more bright than something something. 531 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,630 My dearest diddle-diddle-darling. 532 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,710 My soul's delight. 533 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,600 And you let her ogle you and flatter you, and... 534 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:04,820 Tell him, Dobbin. 535 00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:07,160 There's nobody else for me. I worship her! 536 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:08,460 She worships your money. 537 00:36:08,490 --> 00:36:10,150 Have mercy, George! 538 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:12,120 There's nobody else for me, Dobs. 539 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,930 I know. 540 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,990 I'm a liberal man. But I've got my pride. 541 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:20,420 And when I marry Amelia, I want a lady for my sister-in-law, 542 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,380 not a French mistress. 543 00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:40,990 Thank you. 544 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:48,000 - I'll take that. - You will not. 545 00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:50,830 It says clearly, "Miss Amelia Sedley". 546 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,440 Not Little Miss Who Does She Think She Is. 547 00:36:54,130 --> 00:36:56,960 How can you be so rude to me when I'm a guest in this house? 548 00:36:58,430 --> 00:36:59,590 Not for long. 549 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,280 - A letter for you, Miss Sedley. - Thank you, Sam. 550 00:37:23,430 --> 00:37:24,740 It's from Jos. 551 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:28,190 He's gone to China. 552 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:32,050 Is he coming back? 553 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:36,350 He begs your forgiveness. 554 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:42,240 "Entreat her to pardon and forget every word 555 00:37:42,810 --> 00:37:45,640 I may have uttered when excited by that fatal supper." 556 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,470 Better luck in your next life. 557 00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:10,660 I'm sure he'll regret it. 558 00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,490 Jos? 559 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,540 Or George? 560 00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:20,790 Clearly wasn't meant to be, and that's the end of that. 561 00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:25,190 Moving on is something I do know how to do. 562 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:26,820 No. 563 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:30,190 No, don't leave. 564 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:34,230 - I'm sure we can... - No. No, we can't. 565 00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:43,000 Take it. 566 00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:44,930 Take both of them. 567 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,070 I can't bear to part with you. 568 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,760 My cornelians. Please. 569 00:39:00,830 --> 00:39:03,130 And be accused of stealing your jewellery? 570 00:39:03,730 --> 00:39:05,140 - No. - No, Amelia. 571 00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:06,950 Believe me, my desire for foreign travel 572 00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:10,410 shall not lead me as a convict to Australia. 573 00:39:13,470 --> 00:39:16,240 - You are angry with me. - No. No. 574 00:39:16,390 --> 00:39:17,520 Not with you. 575 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,760 With the world, perhaps. 576 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,670 Write to me. 577 00:39:31,690 --> 00:39:33,450 Write to me, and I shall write to you. 578 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:38,800 I keep my letters in this box, and soon the box will be full. 579 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:42,300 And we shall meet again. 580 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,000 We shall. 581 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,374 Meanwhile, I shall be governess and 582 00:39:50,386 --> 00:39:52,470 learn to love every minute of it. 583 00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,850 Yes, yes, I promise to love you forever and ever and ever, 584 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,590 and tomorrow will be better than today. 585 00:40:07,410 --> 00:40:12,160 The rich man at his castle, the poor man at his gate. 586 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:15,260 Fortunately, I'm not a man. 587 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,620 Drive on! 588 00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:18,060 Yes, indeed, miss. 589 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:21,070 Happy to be of service to such a lovely young lady. 590 00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:25,550 Goodbye! 591 00:40:25,930 --> 00:40:27,450 Thank you for everything. 592 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,270 Ooh, that was a long week. 593 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:38,870 Jos will soon forget her. 594 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,080 Amelia will soon forget her. 595 00:40:41,590 --> 00:40:43,010 It's so unfair. 596 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,400 She has no-one! 597 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:48,250 Look, you don't know the world as I do, Emmy. 598 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,540 Your friend must learn her station. 599 00:41:59,610 --> 00:42:00,920 How much further? 600 00:42:01,230 --> 00:42:02,370 We're 'ere. 601 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:04,510 Queen's Crawley. 602 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,710 I can't even see a house! 603 00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:39,510 This can't be right, coachman. 604 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,620 There's nobody home, but I'm expected. 605 00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:44,890 Indeed you are, young lady. 606 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,840 By Sir Pitt Crawley MP. 607 00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:49,770 Who welcomes you to his humble abode. 608 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,320 Sir Pitt? 609 00:42:56,540 --> 00:43:00,000 How can you pay a governess if you can't afford a coachman? 610 00:43:00,030 --> 00:43:02,870 I can afford as many as I damn well like. 611 00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:05,370 But I like to drive me own horses. 612 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,400 And I don't like to teach me own children. 613 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,910 Don't mind old Gorer. 614 00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:14,990 He's partial to a young lady. 615 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:18,700 Go now. 616 00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:32,960 There you go. Head on. 617 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,300 Where is everyone? 618 00:43:36,790 --> 00:43:39,080 I don't like a lot of fuss in the evening. 619 00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:42,510 - And why is it so cold? - Cold?! Can't be. 620 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,590 We lit a fire just this afternoon. 621 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,370 Who's that? 622 00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:54,410 It's one of the Lady Crawleys. I forget which. 623 00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:08,790 Gorer, get your wormy arse off the lady's bed. 624 00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:10,170 Come on. 625 00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:13,820 Well, now, Miss Sharp, these shall be your quarters, 626 00:44:13,850 --> 00:44:16,250 and very fine they are, too, I think you'll agree. 627 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,720 There's a lovely view here. In the daylight. 628 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,810 This was my wife's favourite room. 629 00:44:23,470 --> 00:44:25,120 Where's Lady Crawley tonight? 630 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,570 She died. 631 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,430 Right there in that bed. 632 00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:34,960 Your face! 633 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,220 Gets them every time. 634 00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:39,660 Come on, lad! 635 00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,480 Sleep well. 636 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,630 - Are you sure you won't be lonely? - No, certainly not.. 637 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:54,900 Righto. 638 00:44:54,924 --> 00:44:56,924 *CREDITS*