1 00:00:17,857 --> 00:00:20,474 What an awesome night it's been, huh? 2 00:00:21,105 --> 00:00:23,538 - Yeah. - Good night, what a night. 3 00:00:23,563 --> 00:00:26,476 You know, you know, when I first started working at Paddy's, 4 00:00:26,501 --> 00:00:29,796 this place was way more likely to host a dog fight 5 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,280 than an event like tonight. 6 00:00:32,305 --> 00:00:35,067 In fact, when I first walked in, there were two dogs fighting. 7 00:00:35,092 --> 00:00:36,931 - Sure. - They were, like, strays or something 8 00:00:36,956 --> 00:00:38,720 that had wandered in? No one noticed. 9 00:00:38,745 --> 00:00:40,872 - I don't know. - Anyway, the point is, 10 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,207 that this place has changed. 11 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,409 You know? It's really evolved. 12 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:47,470 And it's been so welcoming of this brown-skinned girl 13 00:00:47,495 --> 00:00:48,991 and her liberal ideals. 14 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:50,676 They're like family now. 15 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:52,167 Which is saying a lot, 16 00:00:52,192 --> 00:00:54,901 since the first time I met Frank, he pulled a gun on me. 17 00:00:54,926 --> 00:00:56,548 Misunderstanding. Not racial. 18 00:00:56,573 --> 00:01:00,152 Thanks, Frank. Anyway, the point is, Paddy's is now a place 19 00:01:00,177 --> 00:01:02,911 where progressive-minded people like us can feel at home. 20 00:01:02,913 --> 00:01:05,246 And I think that is worth a round of applause. 21 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,348 Yeah. 22 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,071 You think those liberal morons bought it? 23 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:15,517 - Yeah! - They bought every word you said. 24 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,413 We've never been this successful. 25 00:01:17,438 --> 00:01:18,987 This wine is selling like crazy. 26 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,878 And look, it's called "Conservative Whine," 27 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,196 but it's spelled with an "H," 28 00:01:22,221 --> 00:01:23,708 'cause it's like "We're whining." 29 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:25,811 It's a pun. It's a play on the word "wine." 30 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,582 Yeah. Yeah, Mac, I get it. I came up with it. 31 00:01:27,607 --> 00:01:29,549 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, so smart. Shut up, Mac. 32 00:01:29,573 --> 00:01:30,905 - So smart. - I get it, I get it. 33 00:01:30,941 --> 00:01:33,019 We're squeezing those liberal boners for all they got, 34 00:01:33,043 --> 00:01:34,654 and we're just gonna keep on squeezing them. 35 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,711 - Yeah. - No, we're not. 36 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:38,321 - No, we're not. - Dee, try to keep up, man. 37 00:01:38,346 --> 00:01:39,514 - Okay? - I'm sorry. 38 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,133 - Got to keep up. - Look. 39 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,801 These liberals are easy. 40 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,337 It's the conservative crowd we're going after. 41 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,416 - How? - Nice. How? Whatcha thinking? 42 00:01:47,644 --> 00:01:49,613 A little thing like... 43 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:53,426 we're gonna make Paddy's great again. 44 00:01:53,815 --> 00:01:56,777 _ 45 00:01:56,802 --> 00:02:04,802 credits 46 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,827 All right. 47 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,724 - Hello, guys! Welcome! - Hello. 48 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,092 Thank you for letting me host 49 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,945 - the planning evening. - What'd you make? 50 00:02:31,969 --> 00:02:34,374 Yes, I made Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese 51 00:02:34,399 --> 00:02:36,420 and some energy drinks for everybody. 52 00:02:36,445 --> 00:02:38,380 It's all he ever makes and it's un-edible. 53 00:02:38,405 --> 00:02:39,427 Okay, whatever. 54 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:40,909 Let's get to the plan. 55 00:02:41,044 --> 00:02:42,777 Sorry, um, for interrupting. 56 00:02:42,813 --> 00:02:45,374 I just wanted to do the unveiling first, if that's cool. 57 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,265 - The unveiling of what? - Okay, everybody, 58 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,741 are you ready? 59 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,100 Bam. 60 00:02:52,021 --> 00:02:53,920 - All right, what's up? - What's going on? 61 00:02:53,945 --> 00:02:56,124 Well, I-I got into really good shape. 62 00:02:56,149 --> 00:02:57,913 Am I hitting the light right? 63 00:02:58,348 --> 00:02:59,948 Wh-What... what's happening? 64 00:02:59,973 --> 00:03:01,131 - Why? - Why? 65 00:03:01,156 --> 00:03:03,600 I don't know, I thought maybe we could use it. 66 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:04,691 Use it for what? 67 00:03:04,821 --> 00:03:06,020 For the bar. 68 00:03:06,407 --> 00:03:07,529 - How? - How? 69 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:10,584 Well, Cindy, do you think maybe we could fit this into the plan? 70 00:03:11,037 --> 00:03:12,484 I don't think so. 71 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,376 I don't really know what's going on here. 72 00:03:14,378 --> 00:03:17,223 - Me, neither. - Yeah, no one ever really knows what's going on with Mac. 73 00:03:17,254 --> 00:03:20,270 - He's fat, he's skinny, he's muscular, it's... - It's best to ignore it. 74 00:03:20,295 --> 00:03:22,577 It's really a cry for help and attention, 75 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:23,801 - I think, so... - Yeah. 76 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,522 What you do in that situation is you ignore those. 77 00:03:25,547 --> 00:03:27,319 Yeah, treat it like a baby. Treat it like a toddler. 78 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:30,219 - We're not gonna... put it into the plan? - That make sense? 79 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,202 - Yeah. Okay. - Why did I... why did I do it? 80 00:03:32,227 --> 00:03:33,772 - Nobody knows. - We don't know. 81 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:34,680 Ok. 82 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,381 - So, I have a great plan. - Should I put my shirt on? 83 00:03:36,406 --> 00:03:37,843 - But... - I think that's best. 84 00:03:37,868 --> 00:03:39,901 Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, congrats, Mac, it looks really good. 85 00:03:39,903 --> 00:03:41,702 - Good job. - Can we figure out a way 86 00:03:41,738 --> 00:03:43,149 - to incorporate later? - Let's just move past it now, 87 00:03:43,173 --> 00:03:44,728 - 'cause it's dinnertime. - Yeah? 88 00:03:44,753 --> 00:03:46,086 You guys like me, right? 89 00:03:49,376 --> 00:03:50,860 - So... - Okay, 90 00:03:50,885 --> 00:03:54,309 I have a plan how we are gonna shut down Murphy's Pub. 91 00:03:55,196 --> 00:03:56,378 What's that? 92 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,587 - What's Murphy's Pub? What is that? - Wait, what is that? 93 00:03:58,612 --> 00:04:00,837 Murphy's Pub? It's around the corner from you guys. 94 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:02,493 - The bar, the bar. - Yeah, yeah. 95 00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:03,987 The super successful bar around the corner. 96 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,755 - They do well. - Why would we shut that down? 97 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,189 Because they do, like, five times 98 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,347 - the business that we do. - They do? 99 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:12,300 Yeah, so we're gonna poach their customers, shut them down, 100 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:15,102 thereby making Paddy's great again. 101 00:04:15,139 --> 00:04:16,716 - That is so smart. - That is smart. 102 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,184 Why have we never thought about doing that? 103 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,187 I don't know, we're gonna steal their customers. 104 00:04:20,212 --> 00:04:22,099 This is the waitress. Do you guys mind if I get this? 105 00:04:22,124 --> 00:04:23,318 Yeah, we're right in the middle... 106 00:04:23,343 --> 00:04:24,342 Hey, honey. 107 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:25,592 Sorry, I'm in a meeting. 108 00:04:25,617 --> 00:04:26,623 Are you just... 109 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:28,006 You're just checking in? 110 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:30,082 I don't know. Is the TV just not working? 111 00:04:31,592 --> 00:04:34,012 All right. Can I call you later or something, 'cause I'm just... 112 00:04:34,037 --> 00:04:35,607 We're super bu... we're in the thing. 113 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,942 Yeah, I'll check in later. 114 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,410 - Sorry, she was just checking in. - Cool. 115 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,190 Yeah. All right, so what's up? 116 00:04:40,214 --> 00:04:42,609 - So, how are we gonna do this? - I'm gonna take you through the plan. 117 00:04:42,634 --> 00:04:44,218 There's a lot of moving pieces, and you each play 118 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,750 - a crucial part. - It's here! It's here! 119 00:04:45,775 --> 00:04:47,998 Cindy, I am so sorry for interrupting, 120 00:04:48,023 --> 00:04:49,561 but it has finally arrived, 121 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:51,572 and I think you are going to be very impressed 122 00:04:51,597 --> 00:04:53,531 with what is inside this crate. 123 00:04:53,556 --> 00:04:55,515 - Another rocket launcher. - No, Frank. 124 00:04:56,351 --> 00:04:58,039 Much cooler than that. 125 00:04:58,976 --> 00:05:01,890 My God! 126 00:05:02,039 --> 00:05:03,668 What am I looking at here, Mac? 127 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,015 What? What do you mean? 128 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,554 - Is that a sex doll? - Yeah. 129 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,546 - Is that Dennis? - Well, yeah, of course. 130 00:05:11,571 --> 00:05:13,914 - Is that part of the plan? - No! 131 00:05:14,411 --> 00:05:17,625 Why did you get a sex doll of your old roommate? 132 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,281 Because you told me to get one. 133 00:05:19,306 --> 00:05:21,334 - I definitely did not. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 134 00:05:21,359 --> 00:05:24,239 I was, I was super sad about my old roommate leaving, 135 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:28,109 and you said I needed something Dennis-shaped to fill my hole. 136 00:05:28,111 --> 00:05:30,645 No, Mac, I said that you obviously had 137 00:05:30,647 --> 00:05:33,757 a Dennis-shaped hole in your life that you needed to fill. 138 00:05:33,906 --> 00:05:35,476 How is that not the same thing? 139 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,593 Okay, I obviously wanted you to, I don't know, maybe start dating 140 00:05:38,618 --> 00:05:42,701 or do something, not get a sex doll of your best friend. 141 00:05:42,726 --> 00:05:44,046 No, not best friend. 142 00:05:44,071 --> 00:05:46,336 - Yeah, sorry, not best friend. - He didn't like him much. 143 00:05:46,361 --> 00:05:48,312 He left him a contact number for where he was gonna be 144 00:05:48,337 --> 00:05:50,875 in North Dakota, but it ended up being a mental health line. 145 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,245 - Yeah. - He miswrote 146 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,453 - one of the digits, and that... - Nah, he knew what he was doing. 147 00:05:55,472 --> 00:05:57,372 - He was avoiding him. - No, it was not a mistake. 148 00:05:57,374 --> 00:05:59,552 All right, well, look, guys, either way, it's not weird. 149 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,179 It's not like I'm gonna have sex with it. 150 00:06:01,204 --> 00:06:02,469 He's gonna have sex with that 151 00:06:02,494 --> 00:06:04,296 the second we walk out of this door. 152 00:06:04,321 --> 00:06:06,546 No. It might just be cool to have around 153 00:06:06,571 --> 00:06:07,976 for, like, companionship, you know? 154 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,846 - Nah, he wants to bang it. - I'm not gonna bang it. 155 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,248 - This is the waitress again. Should I get it? - My God, come on. 156 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,075 Okay, you know what, you know what, this is just... 157 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,651 this is not gonna work here, all right? 158 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,786 Let's just go. 159 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,052 Please get rid of the doll. 160 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:20,188 Yeah. Yeah, I'll get rid of the doll. 161 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,988 It was a misunderstanding, you know? 162 00:06:22,013 --> 00:06:23,481 Like, I'm not gonna have sex with it. 163 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,700 He is. The second we leave, he's gonna bang it. 164 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:30,244 Okay, guys, I am going to use 165 00:06:30,269 --> 00:06:32,323 social media to spread fake news 166 00:06:32,342 --> 00:06:34,442 that Murphy's hired an alt-right figurehead 167 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,777 to speak at their pub. 168 00:06:35,802 --> 00:06:38,308 The liberals are gonna protest, while the conservatives are 169 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:40,648 gonna march for the speaker's First Amendment rights, 170 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,457 and that is where Frank comes in. 171 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,339 A tuba? What am I gonna do with a tuba? 172 00:06:47,364 --> 00:06:50,003 You're gonna play it to enflame the crowd. 173 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,947 Dee, we're gonna need to distract Murphy's security guard 174 00:06:52,972 --> 00:06:54,279 - with a pretty blonde. - Okay. 175 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,449 You want me to go find one? 176 00:06:55,474 --> 00:06:57,223 No. I'm talking about you. 177 00:06:57,288 --> 00:06:59,472 You want me to flirt? Wow. 178 00:06:59,497 --> 00:07:01,324 Normally I'm on lookout while Dennis flirts. 179 00:07:01,349 --> 00:07:03,378 But okay, I'm in. 180 00:07:03,403 --> 00:07:06,084 - Great. Next part of the plan. Now, listen up... - Hey, guys. 181 00:07:06,109 --> 00:07:09,113 So, so sorry. Cindy, I'm so sorry I'm late. 182 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:12,291 - Got held up, but I am ready. - What is this? 183 00:07:12,316 --> 00:07:14,871 Why did you bring that thing? I told you to get rid of it! 184 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:18,213 I tried, but apparently, I cannot return the doll 185 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,980 due to the custom nature of the usage of the doll. 186 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:23,871 - Banging its mouth. - Right. 187 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:26,511 I guess some people do. I don't know, but I don't know. 188 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:28,519 Either way, what do you guys think? 189 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:32,464 - About what? - I'm shirtless in the duster. 190 00:07:32,879 --> 00:07:34,345 Yeah. Why? 191 00:07:34,504 --> 00:07:36,771 - Well, I thought that could work. - Toward what? 192 00:07:36,773 --> 00:07:37,699 I don't know. 193 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,019 This is Cindy's plan. Cindy, how does this work? 194 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,839 It doesn't. Stop trying to shoehorn your shirtless-ness 195 00:07:42,864 --> 00:07:44,746 into plans that have no need for it. 196 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:46,566 Well, I feel like this is what Dennis would've done. 197 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,378 But Dennis had a reason for it, man! 198 00:07:48,403 --> 00:07:50,313 And you're not Dennis! You're never gonna be, all right? 199 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:51,777 - So just drop it. - This, by the way, 200 00:07:51,802 --> 00:07:53,915 - is desperate and sad. - It's just sad, dude. 201 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,806 It was his idea anyway, so... 202 00:07:56,261 --> 00:07:59,043 I'm sorry, the sex doll gave you an idea? 203 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,777 Well, not exactly, but you know, it was, like, 204 00:08:01,802 --> 00:08:03,480 when I was sitting there with him, 205 00:08:03,505 --> 00:08:06,402 I was sort of picturing what Dennis would say. 206 00:08:06,902 --> 00:08:08,011 And that's... 207 00:08:09,644 --> 00:08:11,678 - Nice one, man. - What? 208 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:13,449 Something the doll just said. 209 00:08:13,474 --> 00:08:14,668 The doll talks to you now? 210 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:16,926 No, the doll's not talking to me, but like he said, 211 00:08:16,951 --> 00:08:19,191 I was picturing what Dennis might've said in the situation 212 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:20,832 and Dennis just said something really funny. 213 00:08:20,857 --> 00:08:23,124 - What was it? - Well, it was about you, Dee. 214 00:08:23,714 --> 00:08:25,614 - I just heard it. - Do you picture it? 215 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,405 I heard it. Yeah. 216 00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:28,975 - I heard it. - It's... 217 00:08:29,313 --> 00:08:30,761 What the hell are you guys talking about? 218 00:08:30,786 --> 00:08:32,722 - It called me a bird. - Yes! It did. 219 00:08:32,747 --> 00:08:33,890 - Exactly. - So you did hear it. 220 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:34,914 - We all heard it. - Bird. 221 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,066 How is that funny? 222 00:08:36,091 --> 00:08:37,074 It's-it's really not. 223 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,310 It's just the way Dennis would have said it. 224 00:08:39,335 --> 00:08:41,903 You can just sort of picture it coming out of his mouth. 225 00:08:41,928 --> 00:08:44,807 Okay, okay, cool, but, guys, can we just get back to the plan? 226 00:08:44,832 --> 00:08:46,548 - Yes. - Mac's shirtless plan, or...? 227 00:08:46,573 --> 00:08:47,639 Mac's shirtless plan. 228 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,871 No, he did not have a plan. 229 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:52,128 Our plan. My plan. To shut down Murphy's. 230 00:08:52,388 --> 00:08:54,564 Dee, you're gonna flirt with the security guard. 231 00:08:54,589 --> 00:08:56,072 Frank, tuba. Mac, Charlie, 232 00:08:56,097 --> 00:08:58,168 I need you to change labels on wine bottles. 233 00:08:58,193 --> 00:08:59,543 Okay? Any questions? 234 00:08:59,568 --> 00:09:00,582 Yes? 235 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:03,399 The blowjob mouth, did it come standard on the doll 236 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:04,800 or did you customize that? 237 00:09:04,825 --> 00:09:06,753 It's not a blowjob mouth, Dee. Don't be crass. 238 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:08,846 I requested that the doll feel as though 239 00:09:08,871 --> 00:09:10,574 it's in mid-conversation. 240 00:09:10,697 --> 00:09:12,800 - Okay. Any other questions? - Yup. 241 00:09:12,825 --> 00:09:14,591 Not about the sex doll. 242 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,307 "Liberal Tears." 243 00:09:23,332 --> 00:09:24,527 It's so funny 244 00:09:24,552 --> 00:09:26,558 because the liberals are always whining about stuff 245 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:27,971 and the conservatives drink it up. 246 00:09:27,996 --> 00:09:29,699 - They're drinking their tears. - Yeah, yeah. 247 00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:31,332 No, Cindy's brilliant, man. 248 00:09:31,357 --> 00:09:33,638 And using all the glitter and stuff was a great idea, too, 249 00:09:33,663 --> 00:09:35,480 - you know what I mean? - Yeah, I had a good idea about the glitter. 250 00:09:35,505 --> 00:09:37,152 I was thinking maybe you would slather it 251 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:39,565 all over my naked torso and we would use that. 252 00:09:39,684 --> 00:09:41,503 Why? 253 00:09:41,528 --> 00:09:44,378 Well, that can just be a part of the plan, you know? 254 00:09:44,444 --> 00:09:46,160 It doesn't have anything to do with anything, though. 255 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:47,574 Well, then why did I do all this working out, Charlie? 256 00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:48,865 Nobody knows, man. 257 00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:51,090 - All right, guys. What do you think? - Whoa! 258 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:53,508 - Wow, Dee, you look great! - Really? 259 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:54,785 Yeah, I hate to admit it, 260 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:56,422 but this look's kind of working for you. 261 00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:58,707 Yeah, you might actually be able to distract that security guard. 262 00:09:58,732 --> 00:09:59,732 Nice. 263 00:10:00,526 --> 00:10:01,558 Whoa! 264 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:05,519 - Frank, you got it, man! - Holy shit! Look. 265 00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:08,180 Dee looks good, Frank's killing it on the tuba, 266 00:10:08,205 --> 00:10:09,883 we might actually be able to pull this thing off. 267 00:10:09,908 --> 00:10:11,930 I think we're gonna do it. I think... 268 00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:14,539 What happened? 269 00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:16,849 I can't do it. 270 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,930 - Wh-Why? - What went wrong? 271 00:10:18,955 --> 00:10:20,375 He's staring right at me. 272 00:10:23,209 --> 00:10:24,341 MAC: So what? 273 00:10:24,432 --> 00:10:26,313 Look, I know it's just a lifeless thing 274 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:29,510 that Mac pumps his loads into, but it's in my head. 275 00:10:29,513 --> 00:10:32,187 Again, guys, I am not having sex with the doll. 276 00:10:32,212 --> 00:10:34,376 - You unload in that doll. - You're having sex with the doll. 277 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,086 - You unload into that doll. - I can smell it. Yeah. 278 00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:37,890 No, th-that's bleach. I cleaned him. 279 00:10:37,915 --> 00:10:39,953 - Well, then why did you clean it? - Why did you clean it? 280 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,541 It doesn't matter why I cleaned it. I-I'm a sanitary person. 281 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,695 Look, I got to be honest. It's in my head, too. 282 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,703 - How? - It doesn't like what I'm wearing 283 00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:50,197 and it thinks I need more makeup. 284 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,299 My God. 285 00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:56,799 I can totally see that. 286 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,971 Yeah, I can picture Dennis saying that to you right now. 287 00:10:58,996 --> 00:11:00,650 Yeah, it also thinks Mac looks fat. 288 00:11:00,675 --> 00:11:04,043 - That's... that's a lie! - I know, I know, but it... 289 00:11:04,153 --> 00:11:07,002 - that's just what he thinks. - Let me ask it. Dennis, does Mac look fat? 290 00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:10,588 - What... No! - Yeah. 291 00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:13,096 Dennis, Dennis, I am not fat. Look, I'm ripped. 292 00:11:13,121 --> 00:11:15,424 I don't know why he did it either, man. He just did it. 293 00:11:15,449 --> 00:11:16,877 Well, there... it's a long story. 294 00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:18,111 He's not impressed. 295 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,603 What, you don't like the labels? 296 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:22,010 It doesn't like the labels on the... these are dumb. 297 00:11:22,035 --> 00:11:23,728 "Liberal Tears," right. Does it say "tear" 298 00:11:23,753 --> 00:11:25,207 or does it say "tear"? It's confusing. 299 00:11:25,232 --> 00:11:26,892 Maybe I'll do a couple of crunches, though. 300 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:28,680 I'm gonna go put some more lipstick on. 301 00:11:28,705 --> 00:11:29,771 I'm gonna, I'm gonna practice. 302 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,439 Yeah... Yeah.. 303 00:11:31,464 --> 00:11:33,507 Now I'm getting a call again. It's her again. 304 00:11:33,577 --> 00:11:34,947 Hey, honey. 305 00:11:34,972 --> 00:11:37,838 Yeah, I'm just, I'm working... Still working with the ga... 306 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,213 Yeah. They're all... You want to say hi or something? 307 00:11:40,238 --> 00:11:42,049 Tell her not to worry 'cause I'm doing crunches. 308 00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:44,463 Yeah, no, he's doing crunches for Dennis. 309 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,337 No, he's not back. 310 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,447 It's... what do you care if Dennis is back? 311 00:11:48,472 --> 00:11:50,658 Look... Can I... 312 00:11:50,928 --> 00:11:53,662 Can we just catch up later when I get home from... 313 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,768 Hang on. I just got an idea. 314 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,525 So it's called "Liberal Tears." 315 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,869 I don't know if it's confusing, that's not really the point. 316 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:07,842 What I want to know is what do you think of this? 317 00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:09,650 I think it's super weird. 318 00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:13,485 Like in a good way or like...? 319 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:15,867 Like in the creepiest possible way, Charlie. 320 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,202 I mean, it's like Dennis is sitting in our apartment 321 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,963 just staring at us. 322 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,740 I know, but, like, look, you need someone to talk to, right? 323 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,675 And I-I just, I can't be that guy right now. 324 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,210 I'm so busy being a success and stuff. 325 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,522 It's just, like, so much work. 326 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,596 I'm sorry. You want me to talk to the doll? 327 00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:31,353 Yeah. Absolutely. And-and it's weird, 328 00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:33,830 'cause it's-it's kind of like he talks back to you. 329 00:12:33,855 --> 00:12:36,369 It's crazy. He's already shamed Mac, which was pretty funny. 330 00:12:36,394 --> 00:12:37,611 All right, I got to run. 331 00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:39,455 W-W-Wait. You're leaving? Can I come? 332 00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:42,274 Well, no, sweetie. It's... I-I got to go work at the bar. 333 00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:44,223 A-And that's gonna be a trigger for you with all the drinking... 334 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:45,825 - I feel like like you're always going to the bar... - Sweetie. 335 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,460 - And always running out. - Sweetie, the feelings. 336 00:12:47,484 --> 00:12:50,028 N-N-No. The doll. That's what the doll is for. 337 00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:51,270 You talk to the doll, 338 00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:53,864 - and-and not me so much. - Charlie. 339 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:01,887 Sorry. I feel foolish. 340 00:13:02,105 --> 00:13:04,082 You had this, Frank; I heard you earlier. 341 00:13:04,107 --> 00:13:06,574 I know, but I'm all in my head about it. 342 00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:10,119 Okay, now that makes one, two, three. 343 00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:12,200 - Three bottles of wine. - Three? 344 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,091 You guys have only done three bottles? 345 00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:16,175 Yeah. I'm sorry, Cindy. We just got a little distracted. 346 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,503 - Yeah. - Wait. And what happened 347 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:19,254 to the labels; Those just say "wine." 348 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:21,376 We thought "Liberal Tears" was maybe gonna be confusing, 349 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,334 - you know? - Yeah, like, what if people read it like "tears"? 350 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,356 You know, like, what are these liberals tearing? 351 00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:27,832 - And why are they tearing it? - Yeah. 352 00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:29,239 And, Dee, what is this? 353 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,573 It's just a-a new lighting setup. 354 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,551 It-it washes me out. It's-it's a better look. 355 00:13:33,576 --> 00:13:35,067 Guys, what is happening here? 356 00:13:35,092 --> 00:13:36,645 Everything was going so smoothly. 357 00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:38,573 Yeah, it's nothing. It's fine. 358 00:13:38,598 --> 00:13:40,995 No, it's nothing. W-We're doing good still, we're good. 359 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,881 - Whatever. We got this. - Don't worry about us. -Don't know. 360 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,956 Wait a second. 361 00:13:43,981 --> 00:13:46,721 This doesn't have anything to do with the doll, does it? 362 00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:49,173 - Come on. Why would the doll...? - No. 363 00:13:49,198 --> 00:13:51,685 - The doll? What do we care about the doll? - The doll... 364 00:13:51,715 --> 00:13:52,775 No? 365 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,351 - Okay, well, where is the doll? - It's at my apartment. 366 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,369 Why isn't it in the trash? 367 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:01,241 It's-it's just doing me a quick favor. 368 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,642 - Get rid of it. - Yeah. 369 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:06,158 I don't care. Trash. Burn. River. Just get rid of it. 370 00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:08,017 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was a bad... bad idea. 371 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,703 - Yeah, get rid of it, dude. - It's going in the trash. 372 00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:11,243 - Yeah, get rid of it, man. - Yeah. Got to go. Got to go. 373 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,387 See, I told him. I told him. 374 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,970 It's just a doll, you know? 375 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:17,572 It's-it's fun to have around. 376 00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:18,846 It's kind of cool. 377 00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,508 Hey, it's me. It looks like Cindy wants me 378 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:22,042 to get rid of the... 379 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,377 What the hell is this? 380 00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:25,519 I fucked him. 381 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:30,134 Well, yeah, I can see that. Why?! 382 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:33,487 Um, because that's what it was designed for? 383 00:14:33,512 --> 00:14:35,307 You were... you were supposed to talk to it, 384 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,455 - not have sex with it! - Okay, well, I did talk to it. 385 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,948 And it told me to drink this bottle of wine. 386 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,596 And then it talked me into having sex with it. 387 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,360 I can't... You know, this is cheating, by the way. 388 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,330 - You're cheating on me. - With a doll. 389 00:14:47,355 --> 00:14:50,158 - With Dennis! - Okay, you sh... 390 00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:53,440 His voice is funny. 391 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,576 - Go to hell! - I hadn't noticed it. 392 00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,823 - Go... You go right to hell! - It's-it's so high. 393 00:14:57,847 --> 00:14:59,291 - Okay. All right. I know. - Stupid... 394 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,115 No, shh, shh, shh. Everybody, this is... 395 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:04,042 - Yeah, shut up, man! - This is awkward. I got it. 396 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,776 Charlie, I'm breaking up with you. 397 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,253 You're-you're breaking up with me? 398 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,144 - I think you should leave. - I'm gonna break up with you! 399 00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:16,643 I already said it. We think you should get out. 400 00:15:16,668 --> 00:15:18,885 - I can't believe this. I'm out of here. - Wa-Wa-Wait! 401 00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:20,112 Wait, wait, wait. Okay. 402 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,971 Do you have any more bottles of wine? 403 00:15:38,323 --> 00:15:40,626 I'm sorry, Charlie. This sucks. 404 00:15:40,651 --> 00:15:43,607 I mean, I think maybe some fresh titty will cheer you up? 405 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,020 - Yeah. - Charlie, the waitress 406 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,001 is an asshole. You're just way better off 407 00:15:47,026 --> 00:15:48,856 - without her. - Yeah. No, you're right. 408 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,881 I'm-I'm just pissed that Dennis did that to me. 409 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,211 - Of course. - You know what I mean? 410 00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:53,945 - Dennis is a bastard, man. Right? - Yeah. 411 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,481 - Always has been, always has been. - I mean, dude, look around. 412 00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:57,705 You're in the strip club, man. 413 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,507 - Okay! - We always go to the strip club 414 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:00,920 - to make ourselves feel better. - That's right. 415 00:16:00,944 --> 00:16:02,643 - This is fun. Right? - Yeah, okay. Yes. 416 00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:03,729 Yes. 417 00:16:04,513 --> 00:16:05,977 I feel like I'm forcing it a little. 418 00:16:06,002 --> 00:16:07,414 - It feels forced, right? - Yeah. 419 00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:08,907 - Why is that? - Why are we here? 420 00:16:08,932 --> 00:16:11,079 Yeah, I mean, look, guys, I think the problem is 421 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,048 that we're trying to do things that we used to do. 422 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,671 But-but things are different now. 423 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,207 Look, Dennis is gone, and he is not coming back. 424 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,703 We have to accept that. 425 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,345 Yeah, why are we letting Dennis keep messing up our lives? 426 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,791 - He's not even here, man. - Yeah. Absolutely. Right. 427 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,899 Like, it's time to move on from that guy. 428 00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:27,301 And if I'm being perfectly honest, I like Cindy better. 429 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,303 Yeah. She's smart, she's funny. 430 00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:31,827 - Yes. - She's an asshole but in all the right ways. 431 00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:34,171 - She's just the right amount of asshole. - Yeah, exactly. 432 00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:36,391 She's kind of like Dennis but only way better. 433 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,899 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Better than Dennis. 434 00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:39,647 I absolutely prefer her to Dennis. 435 00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:41,644 - Right? - I like her more. - So, look, maybe we just got 436 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,200 to put Dennis behind us, 437 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,935 finally, once and for all... 438 00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,170 And move forward, with Cindy, 439 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,110 and be a new gang. 440 00:16:50,461 --> 00:16:52,543 - To the new gang. - There you go. - The new Cindy gang. 441 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,251 - Yeah, right! New gang! - New gang, new gang. 442 00:16:54,276 --> 00:16:55,915 - New gang with Cindy. - Cindy. 443 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,784 All right, what do we do with him? 444 00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:01,012 Not sure yet. 445 00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:03,704 But, what do you say we do, like, three rounds of shots 446 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,050 - and figure it out after that? - Hey! 447 00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:06,340 Hey! 448 00:17:09,893 --> 00:17:12,113 Hey-o! So sorry we're late. 449 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,511 Guys, what the hell? The Murphy's protest 450 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:15,995 is about to start. Where is everyone? 451 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,353 Cindy, we just wanted to let you know that you were right 452 00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:20,516 - about everything, and we think you are amazing. - Yes, yes. 453 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,837 Now, we were at the strip club 454 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:24,008 last night, and we came up with a way 455 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,544 to deal with our Dennis issues and do your plan 456 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,417 - and finally move forward. - Yeah. 457 00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:30,901 Guys? Let's do it! 458 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,647 God. 459 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,296 Yuck! 460 00:17:43,321 --> 00:17:44,853 No, stop! Stop it! 461 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:46,585 Stop! Charlie, stop! 462 00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,894 How is this moving things forward? What are you doing? 463 00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:50,537 I was playing his asshole. 464 00:17:50,562 --> 00:17:52,311 That part I got. Why? 465 00:17:52,536 --> 00:17:54,349 Well, well, after a series of events 466 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,248 - that I'd rather not go into... - Not necessary. 467 00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:58,586 I came to the realization that the only way 468 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,656 to not be humiliated by Dennis while playing the tuba 469 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,158 - was to play him. - But then, 470 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,698 out front, he got a little nervous 471 00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,544 - about doing that. Yeah. He got a little gun-shy. - I couldn't do it. 472 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:07,778 - So I volunteered. - Yeah. 473 00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:09,692 Well, you see, we're still making Paddy's great again, 474 00:18:09,717 --> 00:18:12,028 - but now everybody's happy. - That's right, that's right. 475 00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:13,840 So, what do you think? 476 00:18:13,865 --> 00:18:15,215 You want to know what I think? 477 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,114 - Yeah. - Um, here's what I think. 478 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,606 I think that you all went to a strip club last night 479 00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:21,903 and you got super hammered and horny 480 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:24,395 and the three of you decided to fuck the doll, 481 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,271 only to find out that when force is applied to the almost 482 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,340 vacuum-tight polyurethane hole, 483 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,098 it made a noise. 484 00:18:31,149 --> 00:18:33,682 You instantly put it in your mouth. 485 00:18:33,773 --> 00:18:35,757 You probably knew it'd work, because 486 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,254 you clearly have had sex with the doll multiple times. 487 00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:40,044 You decided that this was the most brilliant idea 488 00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:42,702 that you've ever come up with, when, really, it was the result 489 00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:46,418 of the most insane, disgusting orgy that has ever taken place. 490 00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:49,262 And you, Dee, you just sat back and watched the whole thing 491 00:18:49,287 --> 00:18:51,512 happen because you are so numb to this kind of behavior 492 00:18:51,571 --> 00:18:54,379 that it doesn't even register to you as odd. 493 00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:57,964 - That's dead-on. - Wow. -Yeah, you nailed it. 494 00:18:57,989 --> 00:18:59,684 - You nailed it. I mean, like... - Boy, that... -Wow. Yeah. 495 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,262 - Point by point. - You ran home with that one. 496 00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:03,851 Guys, come on. You are better than this. 497 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,321 I know you can be better than this. And I can help you. 498 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,412 But you got to make a choice, okay? 499 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,496 You can either leave Dennis behind 500 00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:12,449 or you can stay the same. 501 00:19:12,474 --> 00:19:13,793 Keep doing what you're doing... 502 00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:15,644 Playing a doll's asshole with your mouth 503 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:18,262 and talking to something that's never gonna talk back to you. 504 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,453 Or will it? 505 00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:22,109 Shit! 506 00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:23,511 Kill it! 507 00:19:25,515 --> 00:19:27,949 Hey, hey. Take it easy, man. I'm not a doll. 508 00:19:27,974 --> 00:19:30,363 I threw that thing on the floor. By the way, what is that thing? 509 00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:31,918 I don't like it. Why do you have it? 510 00:19:31,943 --> 00:19:33,743 - It's for Mac. - Yeah. 511 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,708 Mac's shooting his loads into it? 512 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:36,917 - Definitely his. He definitely is. - No, no. 513 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,223 Yeah. All right, well, anyway, 514 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:39,644 I'm back. The real me. 515 00:19:39,669 --> 00:19:41,269 Let's not-not make a whole thing of it. 516 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,557 You. 517 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,950 I gather you were meant to replace me? 518 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,209 Well, that's not necessary anymore, so, um, 519 00:19:47,982 --> 00:19:49,436 you can go now. 520 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,568 Excuse me? 521 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,040 I think you can go. 522 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,042 You dress like it's 1998. 523 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,511 Your look is played out and so are you. 524 00:19:57,536 --> 00:20:00,052 - You're basic. - I see. 525 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,665 Well, why don't we... 526 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,724 - why don't we ask them? - Yeah, sure. 527 00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:06,580 Well, he did just get here, 528 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,443 - so let's not go crazy, right? - Kind of like seeing him. 529 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,154 Charlie, you were just playing his asshole to humiliate him. 530 00:20:11,179 --> 00:20:12,756 I do lots of crazy things, you know? 531 00:20:12,781 --> 00:20:14,589 - I never really know what I'm... - Yeah. -That's in the past. 532 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,614 - Yeah. I mean... - And I like to live in the present. 533 00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:18,435 Dee, you don't want this loser back, do you? 534 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,794 I mean... 535 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:22,973 What? Come on. 536 00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:24,682 They're just gonna go back to treating you like shit 537 00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,040 the minute I leave! 538 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,568 Come on, us ladies, we got to stick together. 539 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,487 Yeah, yeah, I hear what you're saying, 540 00:20:29,512 --> 00:20:31,512 but I kind of like being the only woman. 541 00:20:31,514 --> 00:20:32,716 'Cause it makes me feel special. 542 00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:34,997 This is insane. You know what? Screw you guys. 543 00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:38,245 Enjoy your crappy lives and your insane, miserable, failed ideas. 544 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,388 You guys are played out. You're basic. 545 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,845 Ooh, yeah. You know what? 546 00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:43,957 - You already said that. - Yeah. 547 00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:45,621 - You did. She said that already. - A second ago. 548 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,077 Did you run out of insults? 549 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,957 - Recycling her material. - Yeah. That's not good. 550 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,059 - She didn't have to have a bad attitude about it. - That's not good. Yeah. Hey, 551 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,645 - I don't know about you guys, but I'm a little bit thirsty. - What a bitch. 552 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,346 Do you guys still serve beer here, or...? 553 00:20:55,371 --> 00:20:57,883 - Yeah. - I knew you were gonna say something funny, man. 554 00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:59,651 - So smart, too. Clever. - Do we serve beer? -Because we're a bar. 555 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,243 - Clever. Yeah. Funny, man. - Do we serve beer? -We do. 556 00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:03,755 Well, welcome back, man. 557 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:06,558 - Well, for now. I'm back for now. - All right. 558 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,748 Guys, you know what? 559 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:10,150 I think we just made Paddy's great again. 560 00:21:11,135 --> 00:21:12,503 Shut up, bird. 561 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,739 So reliable. 562 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,807 Yeah, yeah, you can just count on it. 563 00:21:17,836 --> 00:21:18,912 - Yeah. - Yeah. 564 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,328 Hey, Mac, did you gain a little weight? 565 00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:26,853 credits