1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:03,546 Promo, let's do a promo. 2 00:00:03,557 --> 00:00:05,310 Welcome to your first therapy session. 3 00:00:05,315 --> 00:00:07,464 When I was about 15 I had sex with my mum. 4 00:00:07,498 --> 00:00:09,295 Why don't you get a vasectomy? The amount of time 5 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,448 you spend faffing around, please, get a vasectomy. 6 00:00:11,462 --> 00:00:13,836 This is the situation. Mum needs somewhere to live, 7 00:00:13,855 --> 00:00:16,496 - so what are we going to do? - Why doesn't she just come and live with Richard... 8 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,527 - Yeah. - ... for now? 9 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,555 It's Izzy. She's got relationship problems again. 10 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:21,458 Tell Mum. I can't get involved in Izzy's dramas. 11 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,079 Have you ever cared for anyone before? 12 00:00:23,093 --> 00:00:24,682 Yes, I care about a lot of people. 13 00:00:24,705 --> 00:00:26,272 - You've got the job. - Great! 14 00:00:27,209 --> 00:00:28,609 Action! 15 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,264 Hello, I'm Richard Pitt. I'm a qualified therapist, 16 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,860 - specialising in a wide... - Mr Pitt? Mr Pitt? 17 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,003 - Where is that coming from? Oh... - Mr Pitt? 18 00:00:37,031 --> 00:00:38,778 - Yes? - Mr Pitt? 19 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,040 Yes, Jose! 20 00:00:40,049 --> 00:00:41,518 - He can't hear me. - He can't hear you. 21 00:00:41,536 --> 00:00:43,339 Erm, press that button. 22 00:00:43,352 --> 00:00:44,544 Right. I've got it, I've got it. 23 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,427 - Are you having a baby? - No, no. It's my mum's moving in 24 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,366 - and we need this to keep an eye on her. - Your mum's moving in here? 25 00:00:49,385 --> 00:00:50,425 - Yes. - Does Karen know? 26 00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:53,571 No! It's not helpful, Pete, it's not helpful. 27 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:57,075 Yeah, Jose? Jose... I think he's turned it off. 28 00:00:57,113 --> 00:01:00,226 Mr Pitt, I'm trying to talk to you but you have to press the button. 29 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,549 - Yeah, I know that now. - OK, I'm going to see if it works 30 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,905 through the house, so just let me know 31 00:01:04,919 --> 00:01:06,915 - if you can hear me, OK? - OK, all right. 32 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:09,179 Mr Pitt, can you hear me?! 33 00:01:09,197 --> 00:01:11,410 Well, of course I can hear you, you're right there. 34 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,111 - Hello? - Hi, it's Pauli Jones, estate agent. 35 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,986 I'm here for the valuation. 36 00:01:19,052 --> 00:01:22,174 Hi, could you not be an estate agent? I don't want them to know. 37 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,212 - Can you say you're an interior designer? - Oh. 38 00:01:24,225 --> 00:01:25,422 - Yeah? - Yeah, fine. 39 00:01:25,445 --> 00:01:27,981 - Quick as you can. - Yeah, just need to get some videos and photos. 40 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,109 Mr Pitt? 41 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,276 - I am on the first floor. - Eh... 42 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,472 Mr Pitt? 43 00:01:32,518 --> 00:01:34,093 - Hey, man. - Just one second. 44 00:01:34,112 --> 00:01:36,652 - Yes, I can, Jose. - Great. 45 00:01:36,671 --> 00:01:38,809 Can you stop shouting! Who are you? 46 00:01:38,814 --> 00:01:40,246 Izzy? Finally, you're up. 47 00:01:40,269 --> 00:01:41,295 You've got to clear out of that room, 48 00:01:41,304 --> 00:01:43,198 your grandmother's moving into it. 49 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,512 - What's he doing? - Oh, he's not doing anything. 50 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,414 Dad, are you joking? What do you mean she's moving into my room? 51 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,792 - Mr Pitt, can you hear me? - Yes, I can hear you. 52 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,243 Ricky? Get up! 53 00:01:52,257 --> 00:01:55,343 - Dad! Explain what... - Spacious, with Scandinavian features. 54 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,188 Come in here. I've got to test this baby monitor. 55 00:01:57,211 --> 00:01:58,772 Baby monitor? What baby monitor? 56 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,647 - Hello? Hello? - What do you want, Abs? 57 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:03,572 What are you thinking of wearing to karaoke later? 58 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:05,189 I was thinking fancy dress. What do you think? 59 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,452 - I don't... I've got to go! - Richard, Richard? 60 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:08,787 Your grandmother's not very well, 61 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:11,336 so she's going to move in here and she is going to stay in your room. 62 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,695 - Mr Pitt? - Yes! 63 00:02:12,709 --> 00:02:15,161 This is complete shit! Where am I supposed to stay, then? 64 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:17,512 Well, you spend most of your time sleeping at Zara's, stay there. 65 00:02:17,526 --> 00:02:19,369 Sleeping at mine? What is he talking about? 66 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,136 - Dad! - What did I say? 67 00:02:22,154 --> 00:02:23,185 She hasn't been sleeping at Zara's, 68 00:02:23,194 --> 00:02:24,798 - she's been sleeping with her tutor! - Why didn't you tell me? 69 00:02:24,807 --> 00:02:27,333 - I did tell you. - Why are you filming this, Pete? 70 00:02:27,365 --> 00:02:30,114 - It works! - Pete, turn that off! 71 00:02:31,301 --> 00:02:35,662 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 72 00:02:36,587 --> 00:02:38,590 - Fiona. - Quick, quick, very much quick, 73 00:02:38,605 --> 00:02:41,828 because I am at work, so let's go, go, go. I'll kick off, shall I? 74 00:02:41,839 --> 00:02:45,915 Obviously Nigel has been popping himself into other people's cubbyholes. 75 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,506 That's obviously the main agenda I'm assuming for today. 76 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,919 - Meaning Nigel has been... ? - Popping himself in other people's cubbyholes. 77 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:55,159 I mean, you know, the thing is, I'm very liberal. 78 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,719 All holes are goals and I understand that. 79 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,159 However, we do have our public image to think of, and obviously 80 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:04,299 being in PR, I'm very well aware it's manageable, 81 00:03:04,306 --> 00:03:07,119 but if you are entering so many cubbyholes it's very difficult 82 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,861 to cover one's trail, as it very much were. 83 00:03:10,212 --> 00:03:13,990 - Fiona, can I ask what you're drinking? - It's just a very little gin and tonic. 84 00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:17,086 Ah! Erm, alcohol in a session is very much a no-no. 85 00:03:17,101 --> 00:03:20,686 Well, I've the constitution of a... of a... of a small Welsh pit pony 86 00:03:20,697 --> 00:03:22,039 and I think I shall be fine. 87 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,917 Now, can we quickly get on with the matters in hand? 88 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:28,359 So the right honourable Nigel is having an affair? 89 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,609 Well, supposedly there is a front runner 90 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,253 and the front runner is Robin. 91 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:34,079 - Robin? - Nigel's PA. 92 00:03:34,323 --> 00:03:36,558 A young, young man in his prime. 93 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:39,944 Vigorous, youthful, muscles like a hard paddle. 94 00:03:39,988 --> 00:03:43,092 Smooth grained and soft to the touch. 95 00:03:43,159 --> 00:03:46,585 His thick hair, it's lustrous and shiny, and... 96 00:03:46,648 --> 00:03:48,759 I shouldn't wonder it smells of raspberries. 97 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,759 So, you're ambivalent about Nigel 98 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:54,032 - sleeping with a man? - Look, as I've said, a few drinks go down, 99 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,076 the blood all engorges the penis 100 00:03:56,094 --> 00:03:59,383 and they find themselves balls-deep in a cubbyhole. 101 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:02,025 Is it something to worry about? No. 102 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:04,826 Do we just need to manage it? Hell, yes. 103 00:04:04,837 --> 00:04:06,300 And that's the worry, is it? 104 00:04:06,308 --> 00:04:08,921 That this will come out that he's having an affair 105 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,303 - with somebody or... ? - Yeah, I do see a little bit of management 106 00:04:11,327 --> 00:04:14,700 being needed in terms of the cubbyhole situation. 107 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:18,155 I'm quite happy to stand by a nice gate somewhere in Surrey 108 00:04:18,184 --> 00:04:19,722 and look a little bit mournful. 109 00:04:19,762 --> 00:04:22,399 It's my duty, as spouse of a Parliamentary member. 110 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,449 I think if we can contain this, 111 00:04:24,494 --> 00:04:26,327 I don't see there's really a problem. 112 00:04:29,974 --> 00:04:32,473 Hello. Erm, hello. You must be Nathan? 113 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,930 - Hi, Richard. - What brings you to therapy today? 114 00:04:35,055 --> 00:04:38,356 Well, I got an e-mail, for like an introductory offer, I suppose. 115 00:04:38,803 --> 00:04:42,288 - Yeah. - I thought I'd follow up just because, why not? 116 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,920 Sure. Well, tell me a bit about yourself. 117 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:46,856 What should I know about you? 118 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:51,135 Er, so I'm a 31-year-old. Er, I'm a digital media, er, lecturer. 119 00:04:51,143 --> 00:04:52,775 I live in west London. Er... 120 00:04:52,801 --> 00:04:54,102 Are you in a relationship at the moment? 121 00:04:54,113 --> 00:04:57,007 I am. I'm a few months into a new... 122 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,115 ... yeah, relationship, I suppose you could call it. 123 00:04:59,128 --> 00:05:01,715 That's wonderful. Someone you met at work? 124 00:05:01,733 --> 00:05:03,311 Er, yeah. She... She... 125 00:05:03,578 --> 00:05:05,919 To be honest, she's one of my students, actually. 126 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,060 You said your student, we are not talking... ? 127 00:05:08,082 --> 00:05:09,427 No, undergrad. She's 19 years old. 128 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,818 Oh, 19. Fine. Oh, you lucky bastard! 129 00:05:13,562 --> 00:05:15,791 - 19, and you're 31? - Well... 130 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,602 It's perfectly acceptable. 131 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:20,876 She's an adult and we all need to try and be open-minded. 132 00:05:20,884 --> 00:05:24,317 Exactly! So, for example, the first time I saw Izzy in class 133 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,309 I thought she was one of those problem kids 134 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,229 who I can't get to concentrate, and how am I going to engage with her? 135 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,982 What was the... What was the name again? 136 00:05:32,182 --> 00:05:34,510 Izzy. Izzy... Isabel. 137 00:05:35,342 --> 00:05:38,169 - What college was this? - Er, Hampton College. 138 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,826 It's funny, because actually we talked about this recently. 139 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,675 Teenagers, they are so experimental 140 00:05:42,704 --> 00:05:45,394 - and she... - Yeah, Nathan? When you just said teenager, 141 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:49,112 it did alter my perception of what is going on here. Teenager? 142 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,210 - Izzy is a fully formed adult. - Yeah. 143 00:05:51,211 --> 00:05:53,832 - When I say fully formed, I mean... - She may seem fully formed, 144 00:05:53,844 --> 00:05:55,882 but she's actually 19 and 19 is young. 145 00:05:55,894 --> 00:05:58,221 I bet if you look back at photos of you when you were 19 146 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,412 you'd go, "My God! I thought I was so old, 147 00:06:01,435 --> 00:06:03,759 but I was literally a child." 148 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,412 You seem a little uneasy 149 00:06:05,435 --> 00:06:07,112 about the relationship, which is fine, 150 00:06:07,121 --> 00:06:08,323 but maybe we should talk... 151 00:06:08,355 --> 00:06:09,455 - Yeah. - ... more about it. 152 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:10,884 - Do you have any other... ? - If you like, 153 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:12,561 look on the website, that would be terrific. 154 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:14,624 Thanks so much for calling, Nathan. Have a good day. 155 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,227 Shit! 156 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,720 Hey? Oi? Hey, hey? 157 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:26,711 Did you set that up? 158 00:06:26,725 --> 00:06:28,075 - I didn't! - Really?! 159 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:30,346 - Yeah, I did. - You did?! 160 00:06:30,365 --> 00:06:32,882 - Do you realise how unethical that is? - Yeah, but I tried telling you! 161 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,020 You've put me in a really difficult position. 162 00:06:35,044 --> 00:06:37,835 - Yeah, but you could have just come clean. - Munee-munee-munee-munee! 163 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,428 I'll deal with it. 164 00:06:40,218 --> 00:06:41,830 Let's hope he doesn't call again. 165 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,645 Shut up! 166 00:06:46,201 --> 00:06:47,504 Hi. 167 00:06:47,522 --> 00:06:49,176 - Hi. - Is Mum there yet? 168 00:06:49,204 --> 00:06:50,405 - No. - OK. 169 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,465 - So when's she coming? - Later, tonight. 170 00:06:52,488 --> 00:06:54,825 So what kind of stuff have you got to do for Mum now? 171 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,220 Are you kind of going to be... 172 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:58,082 Does she... how does she go to the toilet and stuff? 173 00:06:58,087 --> 00:06:59,681 Is she, like, able to just... ? 174 00:06:59,704 --> 00:07:01,621 I mean, does she have to wear a nappy or anything like that? 175 00:07:01,635 --> 00:07:02,937 She's not an invalid. She just... 176 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,808 I've just got to keep her away from the pub. 177 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:07,736 - OK, well, that's... - I have hired a carer. 178 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,323 - Good. - Who is quite expensive. 179 00:07:10,401 --> 00:07:12,637 - That's good, I mean, it's really good. - No, you're welcome. 180 00:07:12,651 --> 00:07:14,576 I've really had a productive day writing. 181 00:07:14,595 --> 00:07:16,915 - Good, I'm glad you have. - I feel like I've made a really 182 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:20,152 - kind of big breakthrough in terms of... - Did you find your pen? 183 00:07:21,757 --> 00:07:24,269 Sorry, that was sarcastic. Yeah. I'm glad you had a breakthrough. 184 00:07:24,283 --> 00:07:26,275 Thanks. And I've really got to get back to it, 185 00:07:26,284 --> 00:07:28,951 so I can't really stay talking, talking, talking for long. 186 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,682 But I, erm... Good luck and everything and well done. 187 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:33,382 - Yeah. - You know, like, you know... 188 00:07:33,401 --> 00:07:35,185 Get back in your little Tupperware box, 189 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:37,479 seal up the edges, don't let the world in. 190 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,566 - You don't know anything. - It's fine. We won't infect your world 191 00:07:40,596 --> 00:07:43,555 - with our actual real-life issues. - If you ever need anyone 192 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:46,945 - We'll leave you... Christine? - to come... help or babysit or anything, 193 00:07:46,956 --> 00:07:48,567 - don't call me. - I kind of knew that. 194 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:49,724 OK, bye. I hate you! 195 00:07:49,787 --> 00:07:51,018 - Hate you too! - I hate you. 196 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,235 - Bye! - Bye! 197 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,341 Hey! 198 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,295 - How are you doing, Richard? - What are you doing? 199 00:07:58,319 --> 00:08:01,159 - Just getting a couple of extra reps in. - What do you want? 200 00:08:01,253 --> 00:08:03,331 Congratulations on the vasectomy. 201 00:08:03,456 --> 00:08:05,977 I've booked you in for Monday afternoon. 202 00:08:05,988 --> 00:08:08,102 - So Monday afternoon is V-day. - You're book... 203 00:08:08,128 --> 00:08:09,916 Why are you booking my vasectomy? 204 00:08:09,935 --> 00:08:11,091 At three o'clock today 205 00:08:11,095 --> 00:08:13,524 you've got a phone consultation with the urologist. 206 00:08:13,531 --> 00:08:15,715 He's the best ball doctor in the business. 207 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:18,590 It's going to be off the chain! 208 00:08:18,656 --> 00:08:20,714 OK, dude, peace! 209 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:24,258 Richard. 210 00:08:24,288 --> 00:08:25,949 - Hi, Dad! - What can I do for you? 211 00:08:25,961 --> 00:08:28,462 Just ringing to say that I'm going to take Mum in 212 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:30,708 - and it's all sorted and she's going to move in here. - I know. 213 00:08:30,732 --> 00:08:33,540 You told me. I only need to be told something once. 214 00:08:33,552 --> 00:08:35,246 Yeah. Erm, the other thing was, 215 00:08:35,267 --> 00:08:36,780 erm, this is a bit delicate... 216 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:38,229 - Don't waffle, Richard. - I'm sorry. 217 00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:39,556 - Get straight to the point. - OK. 218 00:08:39,821 --> 00:08:41,328 You're going to die, 219 00:08:41,411 --> 00:08:43,581 I know - sorry - I'm trying to get straight to the point. 220 00:08:43,595 --> 00:08:44,595 You're going to die. 221 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,661 I just wondered if you'd thought of inheritance tax... 222 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,759 inheritance tax, Dad? 223 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,479 If you gift your children your property now, 224 00:08:50,629 --> 00:08:52,527 then there is no inheritance tax to pay. 225 00:08:52,535 --> 00:08:55,143 - I know. - And that would really, really help me and 226 00:08:55,169 --> 00:08:56,978 John and Catherine, because 227 00:08:57,048 --> 00:08:59,467 it would really financially benefit us. 228 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:01,713 Richard? 229 00:09:01,795 --> 00:09:05,281 - Yeah. - Who says I've stopped having children? 230 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,676 Think about that. 231 00:09:06,801 --> 00:09:08,033 Bye! 232 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,080 Eh, 233 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:12,518 thank you for taking this call. 234 00:09:12,533 --> 00:09:15,372 I'm calling because of something my father just said to me. 235 00:09:15,383 --> 00:09:16,992 I really need to speak to you about it. 236 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,674 He said - and I quote - 237 00:09:19,889 --> 00:09:22,690 "Who says I've stopped having children?" 238 00:09:23,721 --> 00:09:26,237 Did you feel like Pinocchio, that you want to be 239 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:28,665 turned from a puppet into a real boy 240 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:32,135 - and have Geppetto's real love for you? - Yes! Yes, I do. 241 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:35,339 I feel wooden. I feel... I don't feel real. 242 00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:38,694 He's doing something that I'm being asked to give up. 243 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,376 My wife wants me to have a vasectomy. 244 00:09:40,398 --> 00:09:43,418 She is asking me to lose the power to have children 245 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,182 and just at that moment - and I don't think this is a coincidence - 246 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:48,995 just at that moment, he threatens to have more. 247 00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:53,120 You're imagining a collusion between what your father is doing 248 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,042 spermatically, with what your wife has in mind, 249 00:09:56,057 --> 00:09:57,361 and they're not the same thing. 250 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:59,718 Part of me understands, yes, we don't want to have a child - 251 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,839 that would be an absolute nightmare. 252 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,621 And we wouldn't be bound 253 00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:05,834 - by contraception. - Is this because she is refusing 254 00:10:05,852 --> 00:10:09,370 to use contraception, or you don't want to use a condom, or both? 255 00:10:09,382 --> 00:10:12,529 I mean, I do use condoms, but time is money. She's... 256 00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:15,230 - You know! - And yet you are the conqueror in the bed? 257 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,573 Yeah. Well, how long will that last? 258 00:10:17,698 --> 00:10:21,302 As a man, once I've procreated, 259 00:10:21,335 --> 00:10:22,821 what does she need me for? 260 00:10:23,294 --> 00:10:26,140 Well, first and foremost you are essentially 261 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,855 a very anal being. 262 00:10:28,117 --> 00:10:29,117 That's true. 263 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,675 That requires no vasectomy. 264 00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:32,667 - That is true. - Victory. 265 00:10:33,395 --> 00:10:34,902 - Everybody wins. - Yeah. 266 00:10:34,942 --> 00:10:37,348 I'm not going to be reduced... 267 00:10:37,374 --> 00:10:38,781 Good, that's what you've arrived at. 268 00:10:38,796 --> 00:10:40,662 I'm not going to be... 269 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,767 - Snipped. - ... snipped. 270 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,237 E-mail her assistant and say, 271 00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:45,356 - "Fuck that, I'm not doing that." - Yeah, I'm not going to have it. 272 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:48,216 - Revere the rectum. - Yes! Thank you so much! 273 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:51,782 - Hi, Neil. - Richard. 274 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,348 - Hey, how are you? - I can't wait 275 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,631 to get going in this next session, mate, to be honest. 276 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,775 - Good. - I've thought of nothing else since last time. 277 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,661 What particularly did, er, did it throw up for you? 278 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,167 Like, I hadn't ever thought about anything ever before, 279 00:11:03,174 --> 00:11:05,791 - and then, like, I realised, oh, yeah! - OK. 280 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,247 That's why I'm like that. 281 00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,827 So let's talk maybe about 282 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:12,398 the world of work for you and how that's been. 283 00:11:12,435 --> 00:11:15,680 Did you go and do any training? Did you get some qualifications? 284 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,853 I sort of did various jobs, 285 00:11:18,108 --> 00:11:20,958 sort of things like nobbling horses, 286 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:24,428 you know, break into a stable and dose a horse up or something. 287 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,407 And from there I thought, I'm going to make money. 288 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,917 So I want to London to try and get into, you know, into banking. 289 00:11:30,947 --> 00:11:33,116 - OK. - You know, bullshitting really. 290 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,235 - Yeah. - I used to pretend I was a trader. 291 00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:37,325 - Right. - I used to get my sister in to... 292 00:11:38,057 --> 00:11:41,942 ... be an escort and have meetings with these clients from Singapore, 293 00:11:41,957 --> 00:11:44,026 places like that, just bullshit basically. 294 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,179 I've always been good at that. 295 00:11:45,201 --> 00:11:46,543 You got your sister to be an escort? 296 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,941 Yeah, well, she had never been to London before. 297 00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:51,159 - OK. - From there I got into 298 00:11:51,184 --> 00:11:53,679 doing a bit of trading, and this will surprise you. 299 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,462 - Will it? - The thing I liked most about trading 300 00:11:56,539 --> 00:11:59,399 - was the physicality of it. - How do you mean? 301 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,559 - Because I became a derivatives trader. - Right. 302 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,155 And it makes such a difference 303 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,349 if you add a level of threat and violence 304 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,068 - to the interaction. - I see. 305 00:12:09,082 --> 00:12:11,529 - This is where I came into my own, you know. - Right. 306 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,998 And now you're in the loan... 307 00:12:14,013 --> 00:12:15,624 - You are a loan arranger. - Yeah. 308 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,195 What set of skills do you have there 309 00:12:17,217 --> 00:12:18,917 - that are helpful? - I'm good at maths. 310 00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:20,861 - Right. - Got a way with some weaponry. 311 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,235 - Do you? - You've got to be threatening, 312 00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,515 - even without weaponry. - Do you enjoy that side of it? 313 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,775 It feels brilliant. 314 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,273 Like, you know when you get someone by the neck? 315 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:31,055 - Tell me. - And you squeeze the neck so hard 316 00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:33,359 that their eyes start to bulge out a bit 317 00:12:33,557 --> 00:12:35,386 and they shit themselves, do you know that? 318 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,441 - Well, that's pleasurable. - So that... yeah! 319 00:12:37,454 --> 00:12:39,353 - You enjoy that feeling? - Yeah. 320 00:12:39,478 --> 00:12:40,784 The thing is, Neil, 321 00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:43,618 I'm starting to feel a little bit out of my depth here. 322 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,462 No, no, this is normal stuff. 323 00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:47,186 - Well, I'm not sure just talking... - Shut up! 324 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,496 - I'm not sure... - Shut up! 325 00:12:48,652 --> 00:12:51,198 - We are carrying on with this. - I can't carry on with it, Neil, 326 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:52,519 I can't. I don't know what I'm doing. 327 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,088 We are carrying on with this! 328 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,490 We're fucking carrying on with this! 329 00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:59,021 Turn your back on me, I'll fucking come in and fucking kill you, mate! 330 00:12:59,058 --> 00:13:00,566 - Do you get the message? - Yeah. 331 00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:01,959 - I do. - See, you've got me going now. 332 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:03,523 - I don't want to get you going. - I didn't enjoy that. 333 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:05,431 - Didn't you? - You need to carry on with this, 334 00:13:05,438 --> 00:13:06,686 - you need to carry on with this, mate. - OK. 335 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,983 Fucking hell. Why are you doing this to me? 336 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:10,387 - I'm not doing anything to you. - Fuck! 337 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,936 - Let me lay out where I think we are. - All right, all right. 338 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:14,746 - Keep going, I'll take some money off. - Yes? 339 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,387 - I'll take some money off the debt. - We'll carry on. 340 00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:18,068 I'll take some money off the debt, just carry on. 341 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,428 - OK, thanks, Neil. - Aargh! 342 00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:32,066 _ 343 00:13:37,415 --> 00:13:38,830 Erm... 344 00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:41,904 - Vasectomies. - What the f... fucking hell. 345 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,586 Oh, Jesus! 346 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:46,146 - Whoa! - Why the hell are you watching this? 347 00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:47,302 Karen's making me have one. 348 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,990 Why, cos yous don't want any more children? 349 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,560 We're not going to have children anyway. 350 00:13:51,575 --> 00:13:54,035 - Not at our age. - Cos Wendy's desperate to get pregnant. 351 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,865 And she's naked back home, just waiting. 352 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,712 - Hard to top a thing like that. - Too much information. 353 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,581 I probably should get one of these. 354 00:14:00,645 --> 00:14:02,023 Christ. 355 00:14:02,148 --> 00:14:03,515 Yeah... 356 00:14:03,898 --> 00:14:05,515 - You should. - Huh? 357 00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:06,779 You should get a vasectomy. 358 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,279 Only joking. No. 359 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,317 And if you get one pretending you're me, 360 00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,637 then Karen's medical insurance will pay for it. 361 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,677 - OK. Yeah. - Yeah? 362 00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:15,838 - Yeah? Yeah? - OK.Yeah. 363 00:14:18,247 --> 00:14:19,972 - Hello. Er, hi... - Mr Pitt? 364 00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:22,633 Yes, this is... well, I'm not Mr Pitt. This is Mr Pitt here. 365 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,847 - Sit down, Mr Pitt. Sit down. - No, I just... I can't. 366 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,610 - Mr Pitt? - Sit down, do it. 367 00:14:26,894 --> 00:14:28,679 - I'm Doctor Mandal. - Good. 368 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,555 I'll be performing your vasectomy. 369 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,568 - OK. - Can I just confirm some details with you? 370 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,039 - Yeah. - OK, full name including any middle names. 371 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,839 Erm, R... Richard... 372 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,582 - James... - James Pitt. 373 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,075 Any health problems, or are you on a medication at the moment? 374 00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:46,294 - Any allergies? - Don't you do anything. 375 00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:48,983 - Sorry? - No. 376 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:52,665 OK, are you aware of what the procedure entails? 377 00:14:52,688 --> 00:14:53,982 Just... 378 00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:55,765 ... tie it up and... 379 00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:58,306 - ... hope for the best? - Erm... 380 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,179 - We can discuss that when you're in the clinic... - Yeah. 381 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,435 ... but we advise that you refrain from sexual intercourse 382 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:07,195 - or masturbation for... - Erm... really?! 383 00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:10,139 Yeah, for 10 to 15 days after the procedure. 384 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,879 - Fucking hell. - Is that going to be a problem? 385 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,873 Sexual intercourse... 386 00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:18,931 But masturbation... that's quite a big deal in our house. 387 00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:20,455 Yeah. 388 00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:22,759 Are you aware that you will need to wax in advance? 389 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,395 Is that... 390 00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:26,879 - Yeah. - OK, 391 00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:29,995 so if you're happy, then we will see each other 392 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:31,479 - in the surgery. - Thank you. 393 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,715 - All right, then. - You made me. 394 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,039 You made me do it. 395 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,178 - You've done it now. - This always happens. You made me. 396 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,679 - You're locked in, you've got to do it. - You can't do this again. 397 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,134 It's like that time you made me nick from the corner shop. 398 00:15:42,144 --> 00:15:43,201 You made me do it. 399 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,540 - You're locked in. - And I had to... 400 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:45,785 - I can't do it. - You can. 401 00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:48,464 You're going to have to. Go and shave and wax 'em. 402 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,067 - You made me. - Aha. 403 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,113 The blood is on your hands. 404 00:15:52,238 --> 00:15:53,759 - Alison. - Richard. 405 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,102 It's been eight weeks since our last session. 406 00:15:56,113 --> 00:15:57,521 It's nine actually. 407 00:15:57,902 --> 00:16:00,108 Because there were the group sessions and then I spoke 408 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,079 to you last week. Right, so her death... 409 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,114 - ... 20 years ago... - 20 years. 410 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,333 - ... is still very foreground for you... ? - Of course. 411 00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:11,316 - Yeah. - It seems to keep being reinvented, Richard. 412 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,358 In your mind or... ? 413 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,986 - I think in the collective consciousness actually. - Mm. 414 00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:18,271 You could see from her funeral, just all of the different people 415 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,550 who turned up and everyone's got different perspectives of her. 416 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,088 - Mm. - She loved people, you could see that she... 417 00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:25,874 In public she did. 418 00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,564 Well, in private there wouldn't have been any people 419 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:30,035 so I don't quite know what you mean. 420 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:32,470 I think what I'm trying to say is that we don't know 421 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,799 what goes on in the minds of strangers. 422 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,319 Diana isn't a stranger. 423 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,730 - Well, in many ways, Alison, she is. - No. 424 00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:39,913 But in... in she... 425 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,912 - Yes, she is. - She was our friend. 426 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,664 Yeah, no, I mean, she obviously struck a chord 427 00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:45,486 in many people and in you, 428 00:16:45,515 --> 00:16:48,486 and that chord has been ringing for the last 20 years. 429 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,316 - Yep. - And I think the key, Alison, 430 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,916 and we've talked about this many times, 431 00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:55,707 is finding out what it was in your life at that time... 432 00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:57,642 You keep talking about this, Richard, and I don't know 433 00:16:57,654 --> 00:16:59,911 - what you mean really. - She is your life. 434 00:17:00,036 --> 00:17:02,742 And what I want to achieve is that your life... 435 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,261 ... is you. 436 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,656 But everyone has parts of their lives 437 00:17:06,815 --> 00:17:08,002 that are to do with other people. 438 00:17:08,005 --> 00:17:10,731 - I mean you're married, aren't you? - Yes, but I've met my wife, 439 00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:12,782 we've been in the same room together. 440 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:16,227 - Did Lady Diana know who you were? - I don't know, Richard! Just... 441 00:17:16,238 --> 00:17:18,642 You're gloating and I don't accept it... 442 00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:20,955 - I'm not gloating. - ... about having met your wife. 443 00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:22,158 I'm not gloating, Alison, 444 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,265 - I just want you to move on. - And I didn't want to marry Diana anyway. 445 00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:26,889 - I'm not suggesting you should marry Diana. - Well, good. 446 00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:29,678 But Diana didn't have a fucking clue who you were. 447 00:17:29,697 --> 00:17:33,534 - She doesn't know who you are. - You're trying to suggest that she didn't care, Richard! 448 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,987 - Yes! That's exactly what I'm trying to suggest. - And she did care. 449 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,733 - She cared about all of us. - No, she didn't. 450 00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:40,228 - Have you seen the footage? - She cared about people she met. 451 00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:42,666 - ... without a glove on and he had AIDS. - She c... 452 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,238 - Do you realise how unprecedented that was? - No, I'm saying that 453 00:17:45,262 --> 00:17:49,262 you are sheltering from your own life under a Diana-shaped rock. 454 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,824 Well, what do you think you're doing? 455 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:53,059 I'm trying to grab you by your ankle 456 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:54,889 and yank you out of there. 457 00:17:54,939 --> 00:17:57,796 - Well, what should be important to me? - You. 458 00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:01,280 I don't want to betray her. 459 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,379 - Hey, you've landed. - Hi, sorry, traffic is terrible. 460 00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:07,902 - You will be home soon? - I'll be back soon. 461 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,339 - OK, how was Europe? - It's been... 462 00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:10,725 ... a complete nightmare. 463 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:12,513 - Oh, no. - The company is in such trouble. 464 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,530 - Really? - I'm going to make so many redundancies 465 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:15,844 - on Monday, I'm dreading it. - Oh. 466 00:18:15,868 --> 00:18:18,075 So, I don't know where that's going to leave us. 467 00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:20,665 Can you take the bridge? But Vernon was talking about your company. 468 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,273 - He thinks it's really a grower. - I mean, it's going great, but... 469 00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:24,958 So I thought maybe I should think about having a year off 470 00:18:24,977 --> 00:18:27,395 - or just a bit of a break and... - Eventually. 471 00:18:27,412 --> 00:18:29,119 - And you bring the money in... - Eventually that... 472 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,214 - And I'll just sort of... - We could definitely talk about that. 473 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:32,734 - Sorry, darling, London office is calling. - Don't... 474 00:18:32,752 --> 00:18:34,234 No, no, I need to speak... ! 475 00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:36,584 - Hello. - Is that Terry? 476 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,255 I've never done anything like this before. 477 00:18:38,281 --> 00:18:40,789 Right. So what brings you to therapy today, Terry? 478 00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:43,279 - Well, it's money problems. - Is it? 479 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,370 See, it's just, erm, just completely taken over me life. 480 00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:48,329 Yes. I've got... I... well... 481 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,460 It's just the worst thing that ever happened to me. 482 00:18:50,494 --> 00:18:54,289 - Yeah. - It all started about 18 months ago, I suppose. 483 00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:55,963 I got a phone call from this lady 484 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:03,487 and she said, "You've won," she said, "£148.2 million 485 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,323 on the Euro lottery." 486 00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:07,437 Just like that. 487 00:19:07,478 --> 00:19:09,138 What? Did you lose the money? 488 00:19:09,141 --> 00:19:12,607 You'd think, wouldn't you, that money would make you happy. 489 00:19:12,644 --> 00:19:14,001 - Yeah. - Well, I haven't been happy 490 00:19:14,005 --> 00:19:16,515 - since I won this bloody money, you know. - No? 491 00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:18,599 I've got all this, just hanging about the place 492 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,291 - and it means nothing. - Ah... 493 00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,805 - It means absolutely nothing to me. - Don't do that, Terry. 494 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,782 - This is a curse, this stuff. - Yeah. 495 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,835 - I wake up every morning, and I just... - Oh, God. 496 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:30,698 - It just gets me down. - Yeah. 497 00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:33,259 I'm not... I'm fine... I... 498 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:35,166 I don't know what you can do to help me. 499 00:19:35,181 --> 00:19:37,595 I think I might have to top meself, you know, Richard? 500 00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:39,675 I understand how difficult this must be for you. 501 00:19:39,704 --> 00:19:42,930 You have an issue that most people would look at and say, 502 00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:44,235 "Oh, my God, 503 00:19:44,272 --> 00:19:46,707 - that is the answer to all my problems." - Yeah. 504 00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:48,923 You know, we all have money problems. You have too much, 505 00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:52,272 I have a mother who's sick and needs... 506 00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:54,279 - ... round-the-clock care. - Oh, right, yeah. 507 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:58,229 My daughter is, er... she's run up a lot of student debt, huge debts. 508 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,673 Yeah, I mean nothing that 110 grand wouldn't knock a hole in, but, 509 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:05,846 you know, that's not your problem, Terry. Nope. 510 00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:07,564 So I wouldn't... 511 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,370 I wouldn't burden you with it because this is your time, not mine. 512 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,115 - Of course, you've got a lot on your plate. - I have, Terry. I have. 513 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,378 - Of course the simplest thing would be... - Yeah. 514 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,315 - ... if I gave you... - Yeah... 515 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,083 ... £20 million. 516 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:22,757 I'll suppose you think, you know, all your problems 517 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,876 would be over but they wouldn't, I tell you. 518 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,476 - It's a mug's game, being rich. - Right. 519 00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:32,009 - So, you know, that's the end of it. - Right. 520 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,300 - Well, you've been very helpful. - Yeah. 521 00:20:34,309 --> 00:20:36,624 - I'm very grateful. - OK, OK. 522 00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:38,222 Well, you can... 523 00:20:38,259 --> 00:20:40,857 - Are you all right? - Cor, something... 524 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,202 Terry. 525 00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:43,691 Cor, there's something like... 526 00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,480 Terry. Terry, can you hear me? 527 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,274 Terry? I don't know what... I... Terry! 528 00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:50,489 Terry! Terry! 529 00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:52,396 Don't die on me, Terry. 530 00:20:52,448 --> 00:20:54,077 Oh, for the love of... 531 00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:56,047 - Oh, Jesus, Terry. - It's all right. 532 00:20:56,058 --> 00:20:58,653 - Trapped wind. - Oh, my goodness, gracious me. 533 00:20:58,697 --> 00:21:00,486 For a moment there I was really worried 534 00:21:00,508 --> 00:21:02,168 - that something had happened to you. - I'm all right. 535 00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:04,492 Erm... Have you made a will? 536 00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:08,309 Darling? 537 00:21:09,321 --> 00:21:11,355 Hey, oh. 538 00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:12,710 It's so good to see you. 539 00:21:12,736 --> 00:21:15,835 - Great to see you. How was your trip? - Oh, it's been awful. 540 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,066 - Has it? - Yeah, 541 00:21:17,088 --> 00:21:18,038 - but how are you? - Oh, no. 542 00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:19,561 - Yeah, I'm good. - How is it going? 543 00:21:19,598 --> 00:21:21,224 - It's going great. Mm. - Yeah? 544 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:22,540 - The kids all right? - The kids are great. 545 00:21:22,558 --> 00:21:23,678 Great. 546 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,243 - Do you even care about me?! - You are so over-dramatic. 547 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,431 This is not an open relationship, is it?! 548 00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:30,917 - Exciting. - You know what that's about? 549 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,797 - Not really. - Oh, Mr Pitt, 550 00:21:32,886 --> 00:21:34,216 she left a message. 551 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,356 She's just about to arrive. 552 00:21:37,454 --> 00:21:38,632 Who the fuck is that? 553 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,099 That's Jose. 554 00:21:40,143 --> 00:21:43,861 He's going to be looking after my mother who is... 555 00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:45,879 ... moving in. 556 00:21:46,626 --> 00:21:48,824 She's what? 557 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,006 That's her now. 558 00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:55,115 - Ricky! - Mum! 559 00:21:55,134 --> 00:21:57,064 It's always much further than I think. 560 00:21:57,096 --> 00:21:59,359 I've completely run out of money. 561 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,301 - The taxi's still going. - Have you got any spare cash? 562 00:22:01,324 --> 00:22:03,203 - Don't do this to me. - Hello, Candice. 563 00:22:03,231 --> 00:22:05,273 - It's Karen. - Mm, oh, now. 564 00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:07,395 - Hello, Mum. - Oh, darling. 565 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,873 - Richard... - I'm going to go upstairs, I think, and... 566 00:22:09,891 --> 00:22:12,629 Erm, Maggie, unfortunately I would love to have you to stay 567 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,495 - but we just don't have any room. - Oh. 568 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,392 - And we'll have to... - It's all been arranged already. 569 00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:17,470 - Exactly. - I can't cope. 570 00:22:17,499 --> 00:22:20,035 Do you know what I really would like? A cup of tea. 571 00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,192 - A cup of tea. Good idea. - Richard, can we have a word? 572 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,744 No sugar. Thanks awfully. 573 00:22:23,789 --> 00:22:24,964 Oh, hello. 574 00:22:25,134 --> 00:22:27,555 - Er, all ready. - Great. This is Jose. 575 00:22:27,562 --> 00:22:28,670 - Jose. - Yes, hello, Jose. 576 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,567 - He's going to be moving in. - Oh, good. 577 00:22:30,585 --> 00:22:31,812 He'll be staying in the office 578 00:22:31,856 --> 00:22:34,326 and Mum will be sleeping in Issy's room. 579 00:22:34,348 --> 00:22:36,037 And you've talked to Issy about that, have you? 580 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,095 Yeah, Issy is going to be moving in with Zara. 581 00:22:38,136 --> 00:22:39,370 Zara!!! 582 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,180 Issy, I'm done! I can't believe you've cheated on me! 583 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,954 - I didn't! - I don't believe you any more. 584 00:22:49,089 --> 00:22:51,122 - The minute they sort that out. - Yeah. 585 00:22:51,247 --> 00:22:54,529 - So I'm going upstairs... No, no, you're not. 586 00:22:54,566 --> 00:22:56,588 I've got all my luggage outside. 587 00:22:56,611 --> 00:22:57,900 - It's Abs. - Abs. 588 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,239 - Hey, Abs. - Mr P. 589 00:22:59,272 --> 00:23:00,967 - It's Abs. - Are you ready for some karaoke? 590 00:23:00,991 --> 00:23:02,263 I am. Say hello to Abs. 591 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:03,667 - Abs, he'll be out in a minute. - Hello, Abs. 592 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,890 Hey, guys. 593 00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:07,921 Well, I'll leave you two to catch up. No, no, no, Richard. 594 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:09,150 Richard! 595 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:11,435 Mr P, I've got six hours booked. 596 00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:13,415 - How are you feeling? - Like a cock in a blender. 597 00:23:13,469 --> 00:23:15,160 I like your style. 598 00:23:15,192 --> 00:23:17,317 I don't want to rush you, but I booked the Platinum Suite. 599 00:23:17,341 --> 00:23:18,498 It's not cheap. 600 00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:19,880 There better be booze. 601 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:24,211 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -