1 00:00:06,426 --> 00:00:10,967 Ask not what your country can do for you. 2 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:13,634 Ask what you can do for your country. 3 00:00:13,717 --> 00:00:15,259 Mr. Gorbachev, 4 00:00:15,342 --> 00:00:17,592 tear down this wall! 5 00:00:17,676 --> 00:00:20,509 The only thing we have to fear 6 00:00:20,592 --> 00:00:22,134 is fear itself! 7 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:25,134 "Uhh, I don't know what I said. Uhh!" 8 00:00:48,676 --> 00:00:51,300 The middle of the last century in Europe 9 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:55,509 saw millions of people embrace the most evil ideology 10 00:00:55,592 --> 00:00:57,925 the world has ever known. 11 00:00:58,008 --> 00:01:00,800 It was called Liberalism. 12 00:01:00,883 --> 00:01:03,634 This cancer is making a comeback. 13 00:01:03,717 --> 00:01:05,967 There is a resurgence of fanatics 14 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:10,008 spewing their vile doctrine of tolerance and equality. 15 00:01:10,092 --> 00:01:12,342 I hunted down one of them, Jill Stein, 16 00:01:12,426 --> 00:01:16,509 who was pedaling some Soros-funded conspiracy theory 17 00:01:16,592 --> 00:01:18,342 called global warming. 18 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:19,384 - Hi. - Hi. 19 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:20,842 - Great to meet you, ma'am. - Billy. 20 00:01:20,925 --> 00:01:22,509 - Billy Wayne? - Well, Dr. Billy Wayne. 21 00:01:22,592 --> 00:01:24,592 - Dr. Billy Wayne. - Dr. Billy Wayne Ruddock. 22 00:01:24,676 --> 00:01:25,883 - Wonderful. - Wonderful. 23 00:01:25,967 --> 00:01:27,842 - Wonderful to meet you. - And I'm Dr. Jill Stein. 24 00:01:27,925 --> 00:01:30,050 Let's talk about global warming. 25 00:01:30,134 --> 00:01:32,217 Do you believe it exists, or to use its proper name, 26 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,384 climax change? 27 00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:35,426 Climate change. 28 00:01:35,509 --> 00:01:39,967 Um, so I'm a scientist. 29 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:43,509 It's pretty clear from the science that, 30 00:01:43,592 --> 00:01:45,676 um, climate is changing. 31 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:47,092 Temperature is cyclical. 32 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:48,342 You got to admit that. 33 00:01:48,426 --> 00:01:51,008 Well, if you look at the graph, actually, 34 00:01:51,092 --> 00:01:53,259 you do see a little bit of this up and down. 35 00:01:53,342 --> 00:01:54,883 But it's generally trending up. 36 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:57,050 Well, I don't know if I agree with that. 37 00:01:57,134 --> 00:01:59,342 You know, temperature goes up and down. 38 00:01:59,426 --> 00:02:01,551 I mean, look at January. 39 00:02:01,634 --> 00:02:04,925 It's lower, and then it goes up a little bit in April. 40 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:07,592 In July, it's really hot, you know. 41 00:02:07,676 --> 00:02:09,175 The liberals will be freaking out, 42 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,800 saying we need to by a Tesla from Lena Dunham. 43 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,509 No, hey. Relax. 44 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:16,217 November and December, it's down again. 45 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,259 Okay. 46 00:02:17,342 --> 00:02:19,008 It's clearly a pattern, you know. 47 00:02:19,092 --> 00:02:20,967 You're demonstrating that the seasons change. 48 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:22,717 Seasons have always been changing 49 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,342 throughout the course of the year. 50 00:02:24,426 --> 00:02:26,300 So temperature has always been cyclical. 51 00:02:26,384 --> 00:02:29,384 Uh, well that talks about over one year. 52 00:02:29,467 --> 00:02:31,217 So, but you agree with that. 53 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:32,717 - Oh, that's not an issue. - Oorah! 54 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,592 'Cause you can show this every year 55 00:02:35,676 --> 00:02:37,592 for as long as humans have been around. 56 00:02:37,676 --> 00:02:38,758 Look at that. 57 00:02:38,842 --> 00:02:41,050 - Yeah. - It's clearly a pattern. 58 00:02:41,134 --> 00:02:43,842 But, you know, like, I really am a scientist. 59 00:02:43,925 --> 00:02:46,551 Do you agree that there is an increase in hurricanes? 60 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,717 You cannot show, at this point, 61 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,551 that there's been an increase in the number of hurricanes. 62 00:02:51,634 --> 00:02:53,300 However, there is an increase 63 00:02:53,384 --> 00:02:55,175 in the intensity of the hurricanes. 64 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,342 There's a lot of evidence that the CIA 65 00:02:57,426 --> 00:02:59,092 was weaponizing weather. 66 00:02:59,175 --> 00:03:01,509 They would fly out helicopters 67 00:03:01,592 --> 00:03:04,551 over the last 16 years 68 00:03:04,634 --> 00:03:06,800 into the ocean, 69 00:03:06,883 --> 00:03:10,925 um, helicopters with whisks on, 70 00:03:11,008 --> 00:03:14,467 and thereby create a hurricane. 71 00:03:14,551 --> 00:03:16,509 Billy, you can't create a hurricane 72 00:03:16,592 --> 00:03:17,925 by stirring the air up. 73 00:03:18,008 --> 00:03:20,300 Do you know what actually creates hurricanes? 74 00:03:20,384 --> 00:03:22,300 This is gonna convince you. 75 00:03:22,384 --> 00:03:25,842 This is purchased from a verified seller on eBay. 76 00:03:25,925 --> 00:03:28,717 $112, not including shipping. 77 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,925 But you don't know what his credentials are. 78 00:03:31,008 --> 00:03:33,092 You know, you don't know what his documents are. 79 00:03:33,175 --> 00:03:35,426 I do. 94.6%. He was a certified seller. 80 00:03:35,509 --> 00:03:37,634 Well, that just means that he actually 81 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:40,842 - comes through on his sales. - It means his evidence is true! 82 00:03:40,925 --> 00:03:42,800 Why can't you see the truth? 83 00:03:42,883 --> 00:03:44,384 Next, I went to Washington 84 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:47,676 to confront ex-presidential candidate Howard Dean, 85 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:50,467 to pose the most important political question 86 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:53,634 the fake news media are too scared to ask. 87 00:03:53,717 --> 00:03:55,050 Aah! 88 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:58,800 Do you believe Hillary is actually a woman? 89 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:00,925 - Because there is... - I know. 90 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,217 There's a lot of... Lots of ideas floating around. 91 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,883 And, you know, I know her. 92 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:09,134 Well, how do you explain that? 93 00:04:09,217 --> 00:04:10,883 How do I explain what? 94 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:12,925 Lookie here. 95 00:04:13,008 --> 00:04:15,342 How do you explain that? 96 00:04:15,426 --> 00:04:18,800 I explain that as maybe the trouser presser did a lousy job. 97 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,509 Who knows? 98 00:04:20,592 --> 00:04:23,092 You think the trouser presser created a perfect penis? 99 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,842 Oh, who knows? I mean, really. 100 00:04:24,925 --> 00:04:26,925 I can't go here. I can't do it. 101 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:29,883 I just... and, you know, we're not gonna find out 102 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:32,883 'cause we're... you know, we're not gonna examine her, so. 103 00:04:32,967 --> 00:04:35,050 What about this? This was a CIA file. 104 00:04:35,134 --> 00:04:36,592 It was a hidden shot. 105 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:41,217 She's in a man's urinal, urinating like a man. 106 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:44,634 Yeah. I... It's... 107 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,259 You can't handle the truth. 108 00:04:46,342 --> 00:04:48,050 Well, I think it's far more likely... 109 00:04:48,134 --> 00:04:49,592 I mean, what is she holding there? 110 00:04:49,676 --> 00:04:51,050 Why is there a stream? 111 00:04:51,134 --> 00:04:54,342 There is a stream coming from something. 112 00:04:54,426 --> 00:04:56,300 And it is unbelievably... 113 00:04:56,384 --> 00:04:59,008 I could make up a picture of Donald Trump in drag. 114 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:00,925 So you're telling me that is fake news? 115 00:05:01,008 --> 00:05:02,925 I believe it is. 116 00:05:03,008 --> 00:05:04,842 Governor, have you seen her lady parts? 117 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,758 I have not. 118 00:05:06,842 --> 00:05:08,175 Isn't that convenient? 119 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:19,384 My name, Sergeant Corporal Erran Morad. 120 00:05:19,467 --> 00:05:24,134 In the US, there are 3.7 million home invasions every year. 121 00:05:24,217 --> 00:05:26,717 So today, I'm gonna teach a housewife 122 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,800 and her pussy husband how to fist the burglar. 123 00:05:30,883 --> 00:05:32,426 Yalla, let's go. 124 00:05:33,134 --> 00:05:34,342 - Hello. - Hello. Erran Morad. 125 00:05:34,426 --> 00:05:36,008 - How are you? Gretchen Rossi. - Good. 126 00:05:36,092 --> 00:05:37,800 Thank you for coming to our home. 127 00:05:37,883 --> 00:05:39,342 - Hi. I'm Slade. - Good to meet you. 128 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:42,008 I'm Gretchen Rossi, and you guys probably know me 129 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,342 from "The Real Housewives of Orange County." 130 00:05:44,426 --> 00:05:47,758 I'm Slade Smiley, and I like to sleep with housewives. 131 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:50,092 - That's true, right? - That is so inappropriate. 132 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:53,967 So, now we find out, eh, your threat level. 133 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:55,384 - Okay. - So, you are a very 134 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:56,967 - beautiful woman. - Thank you. 135 00:05:57,050 --> 00:06:00,800 I'm sure there are a lot of people saying mean things 136 00:06:00,883 --> 00:06:03,676 or who are jealous of your beauty and talent, 137 00:06:03,758 --> 00:06:06,217 who are saying things on the Internet about you. 138 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,300 Yes. A lot, yes, definitely. 139 00:06:08,384 --> 00:06:11,008 And, Slade, I have seen you on the show. 140 00:06:11,092 --> 00:06:13,259 A lot of people hate you. 141 00:06:13,342 --> 00:06:17,342 So what kind of things do they say to you? 142 00:06:17,426 --> 00:06:19,050 Um, what do they call me? 143 00:06:19,134 --> 00:06:20,509 - They say s... - You mean the... 144 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:22,050 - Girly boy, or... - No, they call you douchebag. 145 00:06:22,134 --> 00:06:23,551 They say douchebag. 146 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,175 - Do they mock you for your hair? - They have, yes. 147 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:29,342 And they mock your clothes, I expect? 148 00:06:29,426 --> 00:06:30,842 Yes. 149 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:34,509 Did anyone ever call you a 150 00:06:34,592 --> 00:06:36,050 What's that? 151 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:39,426 It's a... like a girly-man. 152 00:06:39,509 --> 00:06:41,925 Oh. I told you about when she said the word "faggot." 153 00:06:42,008 --> 00:06:43,634 - Oh, yes. - Talking about your shoes. 154 00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:49,509 You know where the main assassination is, 155 00:06:49,592 --> 00:06:51,008 when you want to assassinate? 156 00:06:51,092 --> 00:06:53,175 - In the bathroom. - Probably bathrooms, yeah. 157 00:06:53,259 --> 00:06:55,676 When you, uh, go and do a 158 00:06:55,758 --> 00:06:57,092 Do you open the window? 159 00:06:57,175 --> 00:06:59,342 Sometimes, but I don't know 'cause... 160 00:06:59,426 --> 00:07:01,883 You, I imagine, is one wipe? 161 00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:04,300 - Clean, no smell? - Yeah. 162 00:07:04,384 --> 00:07:06,259 They will find your weakness. 163 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:09,925 With him, it is that he do a 164 00:07:10,008 --> 00:07:11,925 In the toilet that is so bad 165 00:07:12,008 --> 00:07:13,509 - that he open the window. - Right. 166 00:07:13,592 --> 00:07:15,300 Sometimes the window gets opened, yes. 167 00:07:15,384 --> 00:07:17,134 - Okay, this is a problem. - Yeah. 168 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:19,551 So you have to change your diet. 169 00:07:19,634 --> 00:07:22,342 You have to make it so that you don't open the window. 170 00:07:22,426 --> 00:07:24,217 - That you don't open the window. - Yeah. 171 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,008 You, I'm sure, can eat anything. 172 00:07:26,092 --> 00:07:27,634 Yeah, I can, yeah. I'm pretty good. 173 00:07:27,717 --> 00:07:29,676 - There's not a... - No. No. 174 00:07:29,758 --> 00:07:30,925 - Yeah. - There's no smell. 175 00:07:31,008 --> 00:07:31,676 - Yeah. - I imagine. 176 00:07:31,758 --> 00:07:33,300 No. Unh-unh. 177 00:07:33,384 --> 00:07:36,467 So if they know that Slade at 8:00 in the morning 178 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:39,842 go to the toilet and do a huge 179 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:44,134 And he's wiping for ten minutes with his hairy 180 00:07:44,217 --> 00:07:47,509 Then they will attack the beautiful wife. 181 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,050 Yes. 182 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:51,175 You need to think like the terrorist. 183 00:07:51,259 --> 00:07:53,175 - Right. - And they are... are they stupid? 184 00:07:53,259 --> 00:07:54,800 - No. - No. 185 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:58,134 They are more intelligent than you and certainly you. 186 00:07:58,217 --> 00:07:59,509 Yeah. 187 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:07,217 What you want to do is to surprise. 188 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,467 - Surprise the attacker. - Right. 189 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:13,925 Music is often a way to distract them. 190 00:08:14,008 --> 00:08:15,259 - That's interesting. - Yeah. 191 00:08:15,342 --> 00:08:17,342 So we do a simulazia, 192 00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:20,175 a simulation now that you are the attacker. 193 00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:21,384 Okay. 194 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,967 Okay. Slade, your turn. 195 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,925 I have no musical talent. 196 00:08:42,008 --> 00:08:43,175 Doesn't play anything. 197 00:08:43,259 --> 00:08:47,842 - No. - So, the body is, uh, flabby. 198 00:08:47,925 --> 00:08:50,717 - Yes. - The strength is not enough, 199 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,592 and there is no knowledge of musical instrument. 200 00:08:53,676 --> 00:08:54,592 Yes. 201 00:08:54,676 --> 00:08:56,217 By the time I'm done with this, 202 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,842 he's gonna try and get me to leave you. 203 00:09:05,050 --> 00:09:08,634 I worked in the army also as a seducer. 204 00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:12,967 - Mm-hmm. - It take three years of learning 205 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,509 how to make a woman climax. 206 00:09:15,592 --> 00:09:18,842 But I'm sure Slade is very good, too. 207 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,509 Just say yes. 208 00:09:20,592 --> 00:09:22,925 - Stop. - Okay. 209 00:09:23,008 --> 00:09:25,426 Yes, he's just fine. 210 00:09:25,509 --> 00:09:29,967 If you are scared at any point, this is my card. 211 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,426 Thank you so much. 212 00:09:31,509 --> 00:09:34,467 We appreciate that. 213 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:35,634 Lock the door. 214 00:09:41,259 --> 00:09:43,842 I'm Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello, 215 00:09:43,925 --> 00:09:45,342 author of 216 00:09:45,426 --> 00:09:47,509 "Masculinity And Other Hate Crimes". 217 00:09:47,592 --> 00:09:49,758 Two weeks after the election was stolen 218 00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:51,967 from President Hillary Clinton, 219 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,175 I managed to get out of bed. 220 00:09:54,259 --> 00:09:57,217 I've been cycling through our fractured nation 221 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,092 to try and heal the divide. 222 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:04,384 Eight months ago, I went through 223 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:06,717 the misogynistic and shameful process 224 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,050 of impregnating my female partner, Naomi. 225 00:10:10,134 --> 00:10:11,967 In order to make amends, 226 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:14,758 for two months I wore an empathy belly. 227 00:10:14,842 --> 00:10:19,259 Just the physical challenge of having 30 extra pounds 228 00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:20,800 on you at the end of pregnancy, 229 00:10:20,883 --> 00:10:23,551 I think it's important for men to be able to sympathize 230 00:10:23,634 --> 00:10:25,342 with women going through that. 231 00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:27,800 I finally decided to go through 232 00:10:27,883 --> 00:10:31,300 the sexist act of childbirth myself. 233 00:10:31,384 --> 00:10:35,800 Um, often both parents go through their own process. 234 00:10:35,883 --> 00:10:39,676 The male goes their own route of not wanting to process at all, 235 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,717 or just numbing themselves. 236 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,467 I feel if men could empathize with women 237 00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:48,092 and the birthing process, 238 00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:52,676 that the world problems would be cured. 239 00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:54,300 Yeah. 240 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:58,967 Why not give birth from a male uterus, 241 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:03,259 through our birth canal? 242 00:11:03,342 --> 00:11:06,800 I have been preparing my passage 243 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,634 to give birth. 244 00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:10,426 So, let me understand this. 245 00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:13,925 So you are anally inserting 246 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:17,717 an equivalent child into the anus? 247 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,092 Is that what you're telling me? 248 00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:20,342 Yes. 249 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:23,592 I started with a Sharpie pen up there, 250 00:11:23,676 --> 00:11:27,426 and I've been expanding very, very slowly 251 00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:30,300 over the past six to seven months. 252 00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:32,592 It can have, like, big implication. 253 00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:34,426 You can have, like, infection. 254 00:11:34,509 --> 00:11:36,217 That's, like, serious stuff. 255 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:39,050 Well, everything that has been inserted 256 00:11:39,134 --> 00:11:41,175 there has been sterilized. 257 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:43,509 You can sterilize as much as you want. 258 00:11:43,592 --> 00:11:45,426 You're interfering with a process. 259 00:11:45,509 --> 00:11:48,092 Well, currently, I have here, a doll. 260 00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:57,384 So the plan is to put this in my momb, my male womb. 261 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:01,008 I have a doula who is going to remove it 262 00:12:01,092 --> 00:12:04,008 during a birthing experience. 263 00:12:04,092 --> 00:12:06,551 Wow. 264 00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:08,800 I feel I can support you throughout the process. 265 00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:09,925 Thank you. 266 00:12:13,676 --> 00:12:15,134 Please. 267 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:27,592 Oh, oh, oh. 268 00:12:27,676 --> 00:12:31,134 Oh, oh. 269 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,008 Oh, okay. 270 00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:34,883 There you go. 271 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,259 Oh, oh. 272 00:12:36,342 --> 00:12:37,551 Oh. 273 00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:39,134 Okay. Yeah? 274 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,551 I hear that it is possible 275 00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:45,883 to have sexual experiences during birth. 276 00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:47,426 Is that true? 277 00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:50,883 The stories that you hear and the experiences are, 278 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,634 um, orgasmic. 279 00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:56,758 I mean, it's giving birth to life. 280 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,842 Could we bring in the doula, Maria? 281 00:12:58,925 --> 00:13:00,342 Yeah, absolutely. 282 00:13:00,426 --> 00:13:02,551 Maria? 283 00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:08,384 - Hola. - Hola. 284 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,050 Perhaps we begin the birth, 285 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:14,676 because I am concerned after eating a spicy breakfast 286 00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:18,259 that I might be giving birth to twins. 287 00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:20,175 Well, if that happens, it happens. 288 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,758 If more comes out, 289 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:25,717 then we'll just have to be prepared for that. 290 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,342 Do you feel ready? 291 00:13:27,426 --> 00:13:30,134 Yes. 292 00:13:30,217 --> 00:13:31,467 I want it out. 293 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,717 Let's begin the birth. 294 00:13:37,426 --> 00:13:39,008 Stay focused on your breath. 295 00:13:49,842 --> 00:13:51,134 Is it... what is it? 296 00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:51,967 What's the gender? 297 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:55,092 Let me see it. 298 00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:56,634 What happened? 299 00:13:56,717 --> 00:13:59,509 Where's the head? 300 00:13:59,592 --> 00:14:01,426 Where's... Where's the head? 301 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,551 Where's the head, Maria? 302 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,883 Is it on the floor? 303 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,676 Is the head on the floor? 304 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,300 No. 305 00:14:09,384 --> 00:14:11,551 Is the head still in? 306 00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,092 Is the head still in, Maria? 307 00:14:13,175 --> 00:14:14,551 I think it's inside. 308 00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,092 Uh-oh. Can you get the... 309 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:18,842 The head. 310 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:22,592 Maybe go in with a finger and kind of bring some oil 311 00:14:22,676 --> 00:14:24,842 - so that you can lubricate him. - Sure, yeah. Yeah. 312 00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:26,092 Wait a minute. 313 00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:29,134 How do you feel? 314 00:14:29,217 --> 00:14:30,259 I feel like crying. 315 00:14:30,342 --> 00:14:32,175 Why? Because you... 316 00:14:32,259 --> 00:14:36,634 Because the baby's beautiful, but it doesn't have a head. 317 00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:38,217 Maria? 318 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,717 Uh, maybe another oil is better. 319 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,050 Uh, just only this I had. 320 00:14:42,134 --> 00:14:43,634 Another is not. 321 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,008 Maria, that is not used in this culture. 322 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:48,134 - That's for machines. - That's for machines. 323 00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:49,551 I'm not a machine. 324 00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:50,842 Can you take the head out? 325 00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:53,717 I no want him to feel into pain. 326 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,217 Oh. She doesn't want you to hurt. 327 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,676 She is always like this. 328 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:59,300 She never wants to do anything. 329 00:14:59,384 --> 00:15:00,758 It's the same around the year. 330 00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:02,676 I often say, "This is dirty." 331 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:06,092 And she never does what I tell her. 332 00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:08,592 So she's not really a doula. She is a cleaning lady. 333 00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,592 Maria, I'm going to call Immigration 334 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,551 if you don't put your hand up there. 335 00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:15,883 So your hand is either going up my man's womb, 336 00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:19,092 or it's going in a pair of handcuffs. 337 00:15:19,175 --> 00:15:20,467 Oh, no. 338 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:21,842 I think I got it. 339 00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:22,967 Be careful. 340 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,300 Please, he is hurting. 341 00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:25,426 - I'm in pain. - Maria. 342 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,842 My hand is stuck. 343 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,300 I do my best. 344 00:15:28,384 --> 00:15:30,634 Your hand is stuck? 345 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:33,467 Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull. 346 00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,883 Maria, please pull. 347 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,426 You have to... 348 00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:42,008 This is how far I could support you guys. 349 00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:44,925 Thank you. That was beautiful. 350 00:15:45,008 --> 00:15:47,800 - Thank you for the experience. - Thank you. 351 00:15:47,883 --> 00:15:50,634 We go out this way? Hold on. 352 00:15:51,592 --> 00:15:54,008 Oh. 353 00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:05,217 I'm Billy Wayne Ruddock, 354 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:10,134 and I am fascinated with health care and health issues. 355 00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:12,842 I'm very, very excited to have a discussion 356 00:16:12,925 --> 00:16:15,175 with Dr. Francis Collins, 357 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:19,717 who is the Director of the Institutes of Health. 358 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,634 So, tell me a bit about yourself, please. 359 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:23,758 I'm a physician. 360 00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:25,551 I'm trained in internal medicine. 361 00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:28,634 But most of my career, I've been involved in medical research. 362 00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:31,883 I'm now the Director of the National Institutes of Health, 363 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,467 which is the largest supporter 364 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:35,883 of medical research in the world. 365 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:39,384 Why are big agriculture putting chemicals 366 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:44,384 into our food to make people transgender? 367 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:48,050 I know of no evidence that food influences 368 00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:51,050 people's interest in transgender changes. 369 00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:53,300 That may be something that people are saying, 370 00:16:53,384 --> 00:16:55,509 but I know of no evidence to suggest that. 371 00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:56,800 I started to think about this, 372 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,467 because I started growing titties. 373 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:03,800 And I started looking at the food that I was eating. 374 00:17:03,883 --> 00:17:07,384 And I realized that over 78% of it 375 00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:09,800 contained trans fats. 376 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:14,676 And so, big agriculture was trying to turn me into a trans. 377 00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,050 Let me unpack some of that, 'cause there was a lot 378 00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:18,676 - of what you just said. - Please. 379 00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:21,551 And part of it is just this word, "trans." 380 00:17:21,634 --> 00:17:25,967 "Trans" just means it's across from, it's different than. 381 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:28,509 So the idea that people talk about trans fats, 382 00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:30,883 it turns out those aren't particularly good for you 383 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,883 because they give you heart attacks. 384 00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,925 Because of the shock of the gender change. 385 00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:37,634 Because they influence this whole process 386 00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:39,509 of building up plaques in your arteries 387 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,467 that give you heart attacks and strokes. 388 00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:42,800 Has nothing to do with gender. 389 00:17:42,883 --> 00:17:45,426 So, AIDS... Let's just talk about this. 390 00:17:45,509 --> 00:17:47,800 This is a really important one. 391 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:50,758 Do you believe that AIDS exists? 392 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,008 I do. 393 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:54,592 I decided to do my own experiment to find out 394 00:17:54,676 --> 00:17:57,426 whether this was a myth from big pharma. 395 00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,676 And I drew two bits of blood. 396 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,342 One was my own blood, 397 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:06,134 and one I paid $12 to a homeless man 398 00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:08,967 with "AIDS." 399 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,717 And they look exactly the same. 400 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,217 I wanted to make sure that it was 401 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,883 a proper scientific experiment. 402 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,800 There were no external factors. 403 00:18:15,883 --> 00:18:17,967 - Yeah. - So I took the blood from him, 404 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,883 and then I used exactly the same needle 405 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,592 and then took my own blood. 406 00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:22,842 Whoa, wait a minute. 407 00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:24,800 Didn't you worry about using the same needle 408 00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:26,384 that had just been in his arm? 409 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:30,342 I did it intentionally so there would be no discrepancy 410 00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,758 and no dispute in the scientific community. 411 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,883 You just put yourself at risk. 412 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,217 Put myself at risk of what? 413 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,050 By sharing a needle with somebody who's HIV-positive? 414 00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:41,426 How do you think drug addicts catch HIV? 415 00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:43,008 It's by sharing needles. 416 00:18:43,092 --> 00:18:45,925 The needle was the same, but the tube was completely clean, 417 00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:49,842 using a flame and extremely hot water. 418 00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:52,259 Did you flame the needle in-between using it 419 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,842 for him and using it for yourself? 420 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,217 No, no, no. I flamed the tube to ensure... 421 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,592 - But not the needle. - ...the tube had no scientific 422 00:18:58,676 --> 00:19:01,800 residue of falumpinous or gluttonous product. 423 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:05,883 You might want to wait six weeks and then have a test, 424 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,967 - and see if you turned positive. - Positive? 425 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,551 Well, if I'm positive that's fine, no? 426 00:19:09,634 --> 00:19:10,925 I mean, positive for HIV. 427 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:12,717 I don't know what the chances are. 428 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,592 Again, it's gonna depend a lot 429 00:19:14,676 --> 00:19:17,050 on whether your homeless donor of that blood sample 430 00:19:17,134 --> 00:19:18,800 - was on treatment or not. - No, no, no. 431 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:20,467 I'm sorry. I'm not HIV-positive. 432 00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:23,426 Sharing needles is a very effective way to get it. 433 00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:44,217 On tonight's show, 434 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,717 during his 21 years behind bars, 435 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,717 Rick Sherman taught himself to cook 436 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,758 while working in the kitchen of his maximum-security prison. 437 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,175 Now that he's free, Rick is trying to make it 438 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:57,092 as a chef in the world of high-end cuisine. 439 00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:59,967 Tonight, he faces the ultimate test, 440 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:03,551 preparing a three-course meal for food critic Bill Jilla... 441 00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:08,008 Interviewing the newest upcoming superstar, Chef Massimo. 442 00:20:08,092 --> 00:20:10,175 ...editor of DinnerReviews.com, 443 00:20:10,259 --> 00:20:13,008 who has been told Rick's prison-themed cuisine 444 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:15,426 has the potential to earn a Michelin star. 445 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:31,758 This is a nod to my background in prison, 446 00:20:31,842 --> 00:20:35,925 a medley of baked beans on toast, 447 00:20:36,008 --> 00:20:39,342 'cause the baked beans and the toast 448 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:43,050 are classic staples of the prison diet. 449 00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:47,967 We have cheddar, gochujang, and marmite. 450 00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:56,175 Hmm. 451 00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:58,883 Incredible. 452 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,092 - Oh, thank you, sir. - Wow. 453 00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:02,925 - That was cheddar? - Yes. 454 00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:06,842 Coming through with that crunch on the toast. 455 00:21:06,925 --> 00:21:08,842 Great combination. 456 00:21:08,925 --> 00:21:10,676 Thank you so much. 457 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:21,259 So, this dish is inspired by a true story. 458 00:21:21,342 --> 00:21:25,842 When I was inside, I needed some veal. 459 00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:27,800 Obviously, we couldn't get it. 460 00:21:27,883 --> 00:21:31,384 So I used the services of a prisoner 461 00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:34,175 called Andy "The Mule" Newman. 462 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:37,175 He smuggled in some veal in the way 463 00:21:37,259 --> 00:21:41,925 that he traditionally did, in a prophylactic condom, 464 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:45,758 so to speak, uh, in his buttocks. 465 00:21:45,842 --> 00:21:50,758 And it was the most tender veal I'd ever tasted. 466 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,717 And essentially, the veal would be massaged 467 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,134 every time he walked. 468 00:21:55,217 --> 00:21:56,967 Like the Kobe beef process. 469 00:21:57,050 --> 00:22:00,384 So that inspired this dish, 470 00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:05,092 which is a veal anally aged 471 00:22:05,175 --> 00:22:08,592 for eight days in a prophylactic. 472 00:22:10,842 --> 00:22:13,008 And it's a strawberry-flavored condom 473 00:22:13,092 --> 00:22:16,300 to give it that kind of summery feel. 474 00:22:16,384 --> 00:22:17,592 Please, enjoy. 475 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,092 Okay, there we go. 476 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,467 - Brilliant! - Jackpot. 477 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,634 Jackpot, really coming out. 478 00:22:40,217 --> 00:22:42,717 Mmm. This is straight from the heart. 479 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:47,050 - Well, nearby. - Juicy, moist. 480 00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:49,008 I'm a big fan of braised meats. 481 00:22:49,092 --> 00:22:51,842 But in fact, I will say that this is the best braised veal 482 00:22:51,925 --> 00:22:54,175 I've ever had in my entire lifetime. 483 00:22:54,259 --> 00:22:57,175 As soon as I cut into the prophylactic, 484 00:22:57,259 --> 00:23:00,300 there was a juice that just burst out. 485 00:23:00,384 --> 00:23:02,300 - A true artist... - Fuck! 486 00:23:02,384 --> 00:23:06,008 ...and an amazing chef. 487 00:23:06,092 --> 00:23:07,551 This is a very special dish, 488 00:23:07,634 --> 00:23:10,134 and I want to give you some background. 489 00:23:10,217 --> 00:23:14,509 I was in jail, and it was my cell-husband's 65th birthday. 490 00:23:14,592 --> 00:23:16,800 I wanted something special for him, so I said, 491 00:23:16,883 --> 00:23:18,800 "What do you want?" He goes, "Kobe beef." 492 00:23:18,883 --> 00:23:20,592 So I said, "How can I get Kobe beef?" 493 00:23:20,676 --> 00:23:24,717 I contacted, again, Andy "The Mule" Newman. 494 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,634 I said, "What can you get?" And he comes out. 495 00:23:27,717 --> 00:23:29,008 I cook up this beef. 496 00:23:29,092 --> 00:23:30,800 Kevin absolutely adored it. 497 00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:34,300 He goes, "It's better than any Kobe I've ever had before." 498 00:23:34,384 --> 00:23:36,883 We come out the next morning, 499 00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:39,426 and the whole prison yard are laughing at us. 500 00:23:39,509 --> 00:23:42,800 It turns out it was a practical joke on us. 501 00:23:42,883 --> 00:23:45,717 The Lewisham Boys were this gang outside. 502 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,551 There was a snitch called Keith "The Hands" O'Connell. 503 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:51,634 They were taking him out, and they knocked him off. 504 00:23:51,717 --> 00:23:55,259 They chopped a bit of his loin off and sent it through to us. 505 00:23:55,342 --> 00:23:57,551 They go, "That wasn't Kobe beef. 506 00:23:57,634 --> 00:23:59,384 That was Kobe Keith." 507 00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:02,509 But I realized, "Oh, my goodness. 508 00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:05,800 There's this wonderful-tasting animal. 509 00:24:05,883 --> 00:24:07,758 It's the human." 510 00:24:07,842 --> 00:24:10,008 Anyway, once I got outside, you know, 511 00:24:10,092 --> 00:24:12,092 I can't go around killing people no more. 512 00:24:12,175 --> 00:24:13,842 Not that I ever did. 513 00:24:13,925 --> 00:24:16,342 Or did I? 514 00:24:16,426 --> 00:24:20,050 I started trying to source meat from around the world 515 00:24:20,134 --> 00:24:23,008 that was human, but ethical, you know. 516 00:24:23,092 --> 00:24:26,967 And a few years ago, the Chinese started a program 517 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,717 where, you know how people donate their organs? 518 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,092 Well, they can donate their flesh. 519 00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:35,050 So I give you my pièce de résistance. 520 00:24:35,134 --> 00:24:39,134 This is a filet of vegetarian-fed Chinese dissident 521 00:24:39,217 --> 00:24:43,426 and a cauliflower purée. 522 00:24:43,509 --> 00:24:45,050 Please enjoy. 523 00:25:07,592 --> 00:25:09,509 Mmm. 524 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,384 Butter. It's, like, butter-soft. 525 00:25:14,634 --> 00:25:16,758 Who needs a knife? 526 00:25:16,842 --> 00:25:18,217 It's melting on my palate. 527 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,092 I do not even need to chew it. 528 00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:21,842 And do you know why? 529 00:25:21,925 --> 00:25:24,092 Their dissidents in China 530 00:25:24,175 --> 00:25:27,676 are kept in such narrow spaces 531 00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:31,300 that they become fatty over the years. 532 00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:32,551 Mmm. 533 00:25:32,634 --> 00:25:34,967 But it would be a great honor for the family 534 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:39,050 to actually have somebody respected in the West, 535 00:25:39,134 --> 00:25:41,634 seen as enjoying their son, Chun Fi. 536 00:25:41,717 --> 00:25:46,134 Would it be possible to just say how delicious their son is? 537 00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:48,467 - Sure. - To the Lao family. 538 00:25:48,551 --> 00:25:51,967 To the Lao family, thank you very much. 539 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,467 It's truly an honor and pleasure. 540 00:25:54,551 --> 00:25:59,175 This is Chun Fi's loin that I'm enjoying very much. 541 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:03,134 And thanks to Chef, who did a wonderful job preparing it. 542 00:26:03,217 --> 00:26:05,592 It's just simply melting on my palate. 543 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,509 How does Chun Fi taste? 544 00:26:10,592 --> 00:26:12,426 Superb. 545 00:26:12,509 --> 00:26:16,175 I must say, I was terrified about doing 546 00:26:16,259 --> 00:26:18,259 my first tasting in America. 547 00:26:18,342 --> 00:26:20,092 This is your first tasting in America? 548 00:26:20,175 --> 00:26:22,551 I'm blown away, for lack of... 549 00:26:22,634 --> 00:26:23,925 It's an American term. 550 00:26:24,008 --> 00:26:25,883 Of course, I know. I've heard it before. 551 00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:28,050 It means just being very excited. 552 00:26:28,134 --> 00:26:30,175 - Yeah. - Thank you so much. 553 00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:31,842 An honor and a privilege. 554 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,134 It's all mine. 555 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,384 Same here, mutual. 556 00:27:03,551 --> 00:27:06,259 Ooh, OMGWhizzBoy. 557 00:27:06,342 --> 00:27:09,592 And I'm here with Jan Brewer. 558 00:27:09,676 --> 00:27:14,551 She was former governor of Arizona. 559 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:16,800 Former governor Jan Brewer is with us. 560 00:27:16,883 --> 00:27:18,717 - How will he do tomorrow? - He will win! 561 00:27:20,883 --> 00:27:22,676 Very exciting! 562 00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:24,008 Amazing. 563 00:27:24,092 --> 00:27:25,342 It is Shopkins. 564 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:28,134 Season five, world vacation. 565 00:27:28,217 --> 00:27:29,925 Do you want to open this one? 566 00:27:30,008 --> 00:27:31,717 I'm gonna try. 567 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,717 Oop! 568 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:37,050 Oh. "I am Fizzy Fireworks. 569 00:27:37,134 --> 00:27:40,300 I do not know how to tie my shoelaces. 570 00:27:40,384 --> 00:27:43,509 But please, can I have a semi-automatic gun? 571 00:27:43,592 --> 00:27:46,259 I think I would be very good at shooting people." 572 00:27:46,342 --> 00:27:48,717 Uh, a certain kind of machine gun, you can. 573 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,134 Certain machine guns are off grounds. 574 00:27:52,217 --> 00:27:53,342 They ought not to be, though. 575 00:27:53,426 --> 00:27:54,467 How old are you? 576 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,008 "Me, I'm 21. 577 00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:58,592 But I've got a mental age of 3." 578 00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:00,967 But the majority of people aren't mentally ill, 579 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:03,717 - and they're not running around... - "Oh, I'm not mentally ill. 580 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,676 I just want to ethnically cleanse 581 00:28:05,758 --> 00:28:08,717 all the limited-edition Shopkins." 582 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,175 Well, that's crazy. 583 00:28:10,259 --> 00:28:12,883 "Oh, but can I still buy a machine gun, please?" 584 00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:14,008 Yes, you can. 585 00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:15,676 "Hooray!"