1 00:00:39,709 --> 00:00:44,250 Ask not what your country can do for you. 2 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,917 Ask what you can do for your country. 3 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,542 Mr. Gorbachev, 4 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:50,875 tear down this wall! 5 00:00:50,959 --> 00:00:53,792 The only thing we have to fear 6 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,709 is fear itself! 7 00:00:55,792 --> 00:00:58,000 "Uhh, I don't know what I said. Uhh!" 8 00:01:22,823 --> 00:01:25,225 Synced and corrected by nicolaspatate www.addic7ed.com 9 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,208 I don't remember! 10 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:52,834 On tonight's show, Rick Sherman tries to make it 11 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:56,667 in the world of electronic dance music. 12 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,625 Welcome to Miami, my brother. Good to finally meet you, man. 13 00:01:59,709 --> 00:02:01,417 Have a seat, man. Make yourself at home. 14 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,000 Let's, uh... Let's chop it up. 15 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,291 So I started... You know, I had two years left. 16 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:09,208 And I thought, "Am I gonna waste my time here in jail?" 17 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:11,834 I thought, "No, I'm gonna make an EDM track." 18 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:13,375 So that's what I did. 19 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:16,709 I went around and I recorded things 'round jail. 20 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:18,417 So I'm gonna get to hear this track? 21 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,583 Yeah, you want to hear it? 22 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:21,166 Can you tell me what the different, like, 23 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,375 claps and basses and all that... 24 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:25,083 Yeah. So one of the riffs about 35 seconds in, 25 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,208 it's, like, a dinner hall mess tray 26 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:28,792 smashing off someone's head. 27 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:32,917 And then, a lot of the basses and the synth 28 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,583 and the twanging of the springs under the top bunk. 29 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,083 Hey, hey. 30 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:42,375 Then we got like, toilet flushes, people, like, vomiting. 31 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:44,125 You know, pissing, whatever. 32 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,291 This is a buggery. This is the buggery. 33 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:55,083 Is that you? 34 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:56,458 - What's that? - Is that you? 35 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:59,208 Uh... 36 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:00,917 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was. 37 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,667 But you know what? So what? 38 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,208 You know, we've got someone being stabbed. 39 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:07,125 You know, I didn't do the stabbing. 40 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,792 Sorry, mate, I'm gonna stab you. 41 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:10,375 It's for a song. 42 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:25,041 It's a tragedy when someone gets stabbed, 43 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:28,500 but the good thing is I was there to record it. 44 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,458 And so, in a way, they've given their life to art. 45 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,667 I mean, if it's happening, might as well capture it. 46 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,041 Exactly. 47 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,542 Watch your fucking teeth. 48 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:49,083 I never saw a fucking thing, mate. 49 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:52,542 I never saw a fucking thing. 50 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:54,375 I think that's a masterpiece, man. 51 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:56,208 Kept me, like, at the edge of my seat. 52 00:03:56,291 --> 00:03:58,166 You're joking. You're just mocking me. 53 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,917 No, no. Actually sounds very, like, UK, too. 54 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,458 - I like that. - Sure. 55 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,041 Well, they're all... All the people doing the stabbing 56 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:06,625 and the sodomy are all British. 57 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:09,291 That's awesome, man. I'm really interested in this. 58 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,500 If you're okay with it, I'd like to put you, like, 59 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:13,083 in an actual, real booth in a stage, 60 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:14,667 and I would love to hear this dropped. 61 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:16,125 - That is amazing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 62 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,792 Are there gonna be girls at the club? 63 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:19,458 Yeah, yeah. It's usually girls at the club. 64 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,166 Girls do love deejays, man. 65 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,417 Oh, really? No, that's what I've heard. 66 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,000 Yeah. 67 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:26,208 - What for? What, like... - And deejays love deejays. 68 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:28,000 And this... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 69 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:29,667 Once, you know, you break the ice, 70 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,375 you're good, man. You're back in the game. 71 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,291 - Break a what? - Break the ice, you know? 72 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:34,500 Oh, I thought you'd break her eyes. 73 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,083 No, no, no, not "break her eyes." 74 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:37,959 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that. 75 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:39,250 If I make all the calls, 76 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,250 I'll definitely find a party that matches this sound. 77 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,667 And I'm definitely gonna get it out there. 78 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,750 That would be amazing. Brilliant. 79 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,291 - Later, my brother. - Amazing. 80 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:47,542 His whole story is extreme. 81 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:49,083 His music's extreme. 82 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:51,792 So I really think the scene really needs stuff like that. 83 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,000 Two days later, Jake called. 84 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:58,792 He'd scored an opportunity for Rick, now renamed DJ Solitary, 85 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,667 to perform at Sway, 86 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,709 one of Florida's most influential nightclubs. 87 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,250 - Jake! - My man! 88 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,625 How's it going? 89 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:09,083 - What's going on, my brother. - Hey, how are you? 90 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:10,208 - Hello. - Wow! 91 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:12,583 - Hey! - Wow, that's amazing. 92 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,875 Wow, they're, like, real... real girls. 93 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:17,000 - Yeah, they're real girls. - Yeah, we're real girls. 94 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,709 Whoa, amazing. Whoa. 95 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:21,333 So the question is, man, you ready for tonight or what? 96 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:24,917 Yeah, right. Jake said that deejays gets BJs. 97 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,250 What's a BJ? What's a BJ? 98 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,959 Can you please tell him what a BJ is? 99 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:29,333 - Oh. - A blow job. 100 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:32,083 - Oh, like fellatio? - Yes, like fellatio. 101 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,500 - Oh, oh, yeah. - Deejays get BJs. 102 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:37,083 - For sure. - Not necessarily from me, 103 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:39,083 but in general, deejays get BJs. 104 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:42,250 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not assuming at all it would come from you. 105 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:45,333 I'm a bit nervous 'cause I ain't been around many dolly birds. 106 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:46,750 My mom always said, you know, 107 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:50,583 "You're so ugly that you'd just go out and start robbing." 108 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:53,333 And then, once I got caught, she said, 109 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:55,834 "Luckily, you're so ugly that no one's 110 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:58,041 actually gonna ever touch your posterior." 111 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,583 But the joke's on her 112 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:02,500 'cause I actually got sodomized almost every day. 113 00:06:20,917 --> 00:06:23,709 We got something special for you tonight. 114 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:26,917 We got DJ Solitary making his United States debut. 115 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,625 Give it up for DJ Solitary! 116 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:56,709 Here we go! 117 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:36,458 I fucking love him. 118 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,166 I love him! You did a great job. 119 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,542 I was crying. I'm so proud of you. 120 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,125 - Oh, thank you so much. - You did so good. 121 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,208 I need more of that. I need more DJ Solitary. 122 00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:44,792 - Give me another one. - Oh, great. 123 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:46,417 BJ or no BJ? 124 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,667 Not from me, but I can find you somebody. 125 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:51,125 - Oh, great. That would be great. - I'll keep my eyes open. 126 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,000 We are going to drain the swamp 127 00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:01,208 in Washington, D.C. 128 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:03,458 There is a secret society that I've found 129 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,458 called the American Cancer Society. 130 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:09,333 Liberal elites are raising money 131 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:12,041 to give Americans cancer. 132 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:24,291 I'm here with Corey Lewandowski. 133 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:27,333 He was the campaign manager 134 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:30,583 for President Donald J. Trump. 135 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:33,125 And so he helped get elected 136 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,875 the greatest president we've had 137 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:38,250 whose gonna be looking after the interests of the common man. 138 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,583 Corey. Good job, Corey. 139 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,041 Donald Trump's campaign manager, 140 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,750 Corey Lewandowski, 141 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:45,583 charged for alleged simple battery of a female reporter. 142 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:48,709 I read today about a 10-year-old girl with Down syndrome 143 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:50,959 who was taken from her mother and put in a cage. 144 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,667 - Womp, womp. - I read about a... a... 145 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,291 Did you just say, "Womp, womp"? 146 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:58,875 Is Donald Trump a racist, or is he the least racist man alive? 147 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:02,583 I can tell you this, I had the privilege of standing 148 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,959 and sitting next to candidate Trump 149 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:08,709 and now the president for thousands of hours 150 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:11,083 over my tenure running his campaign. 151 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,417 Never, ever, ever did I ever hear him utter 152 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,417 a racist word in his life, ever. 153 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,125 I mean, if he was a racist, 154 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,959 why would he have moved into a black man's house? 155 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:22,041 No, that's the people's house. Look, the White House... 156 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,667 No, but he didn't rebuild it, didn't say, 157 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,792 "I'm not gonna move in there," didn't knock it down. 158 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,542 The president doesn't look at race. Never has. 159 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,250 - Of course. - It's a non-issue to him. 160 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,583 I wanna say, with Charlottesville, 161 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,250 where people attacked our president, 162 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,333 why should the president pick a side 163 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:38,417 between anti-fascist and fascist? 164 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,125 He's the president of all people. 165 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,166 There is a place and a time 166 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,458 to disagree with people everywhere, okay? 167 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,166 You don't have to agree with people. 168 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,583 Wait, you have to respect them, and you can't be attacking them. 169 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,834 Exactly, you can't be... 170 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:53,333 You can't be attacking honest, fascist people 171 00:09:53,417 --> 00:09:57,917 who just want to express their right to start a genocide. 172 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,500 That is their right. 173 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:01,041 Look, I don't know about that, but what I do know is this... 174 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,583 All right, okay. 175 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:05,166 If the law says that people can do a peaceful protest, 176 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,000 they should be allowed to do that. 177 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,875 Listen, I do not hate Jews. I am not an anti-yosemite. 178 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:15,125 In fact, some of my very good friends hate Jews. 179 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,583 Now let's talk about mainstream media. 180 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,417 - Mm-hmm. - Shouldn't we be worried about 181 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,375 who really owns the media? 182 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:22,709 I don't know who owns it. 183 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:25,709 I mean, I think it's the shareholders who own it. 184 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,959 This may be public broadcasting, but look at that. 185 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:37,709 If you move those bits and shrink them... 186 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:39,542 it shows the proof that they are owned 187 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:43,709 by the biggest force in politics. 188 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,291 I don't know what that is. 189 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:49,583 That is smoking marijuana. 190 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,083 Why? 191 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:56,166 Because they are owned by the Rastafarian lobby. 192 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,834 I wouldn't know anything about that. 193 00:10:57,917 --> 00:11:00,834 The Rastafarian lobby were behind a lot 194 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:03,542 of the military decisions of the last 30 years. 195 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,333 The invasion of Iraq 196 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:08,959 was because the Rastafarian lobby, 197 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,333 their leader, 198 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:14,000 General Robert Marley, 199 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,291 suggested that they had over... 200 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:20,000 I think they developed over 45,000 buffalo soldiers, 201 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:24,917 these dread-locked Rastas who were marching through Africa 202 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,333 into the heart of America. 203 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:28,583 And then the plan was to take them into Iraq. 204 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,917 I don't know if that qualifies as conclusive evidence, 205 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,500 but, you know, I've never seen that before. 206 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,208 I'm not sure. 207 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:38,500 Let's talk about one thing they accuse Donald Trump of... 208 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,458 Donald J. Trump, the president. 209 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:43,667 They accuse him of being a misogynist. 210 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,542 Donald Trump said, "There is no one 211 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:48,083 who respects women more than me." 212 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,000 Is that the truth, or is it a lie? 213 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,125 Look, his actions demonstrate that that's true. 214 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,667 - Of course! - And the fact that... 215 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,417 He's a... He's basically a feminist. 216 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,208 Now, look, the American people are so smart. 217 00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,834 They don't believe it anymore. 218 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,583 They don't believe the fake news which has been there... 219 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,458 That's true. I wanna give people out there evidence. 220 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:09,250 Here he is with the president of Germany. 221 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:12,417 Look where his eyes are... Looking straight in the eyes. 222 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,917 He's not looking at the titties. 223 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,709 He's looking straight at the eyes, 224 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:17,458 which is what a feminist would do. 225 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:20,792 Looks like a person who respects a lot of people. 226 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:24,083 What about when he said of Miss Venezuela, 227 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,333 he called her "Miss Piggy." 228 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,208 Is that sexist? 229 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,709 Look, I think the president was reacting to something 230 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,041 that he wanted to react to, but... 231 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,375 I know also, Miss Piggy is the most powerful 232 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,375 and admired of all the Muppets. 233 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,834 She's not a weak woman. I mean, Miss Piggy... 234 00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,208 Yeah, I don't know about that. 235 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,625 Beautiful! You look great. 236 00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:20,583 What's popping? This is Mahbod, AKA "Ma boo." 237 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,709 That's my hip-hop name. 238 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,166 Okay, love. Love. 239 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,250 Show me love. 240 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,166 They are the founders of RapGenius. 241 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:30,458 I kid you not, Jesus came down and he told us, "What's up." 242 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:33,083 And he told us that this is gonna be the biggest site. 243 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,875 The sunglasses are kind of my trademark. 244 00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:38,041 - Yeah, I love the... - People who know tech, 245 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,583 they, like, know that, like, the RapGenius guys, 246 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,083 - they wear sunglasses. - Oh, cool. 247 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,917 That's like, what we're known for. 248 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,417 The reason I like that you wearing the sunglasses 249 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,709 is that it is, how you say, "cool." 250 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:51,792 - Yeah. - Cool. Like, it is really cool. 251 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,208 - Yeah. - Like a black guy cool. 252 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,917 - Yeah. - Do something like a black guy. 253 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,583 Really black guy now. 254 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,208 The face... black guy. 255 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,917 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 256 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,041 This face. You gotta mean business. 257 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,417 Okay, really tough. Really tough. 258 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,709 Pop, pop, pop. Pop. 259 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,542 Okay, black guy. 260 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:25,834 We want to show that you're, like, 261 00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:27,125 a great guy, as well, 262 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,125 that you made money in terms of the Internet. 263 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,792 But also, like, you help people. 264 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:34,542 So we're gonna replace this guy just with a green screen 265 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,458 and our view as if you were there, like, 266 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:40,166 helping feeding children in Sudan. 267 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,959 Of course, the show is... 268 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:49,208 We open the show is sponsored by Nobu. 269 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,333 Okay, yeah, tip the sushi more to me. 270 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:58,834 You know what? I want to make you a bit more sexy. 271 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,041 I want to make you hot guy, you know? 272 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,166 Okay, so you are saving another baby. 273 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,458 Okay, beautiful. 274 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,709 In the camp, in the refugee camp. 275 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,125 Beautiful, while giving sushi. 276 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,667 Okay, really give the sushi. 277 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:14,417 We're hoping we're gonna get sponsorship from Clarisonic. 278 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:18,834 So just offer these. So just hold the baby and that. 279 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,125 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Really serious. 280 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,125 Okay, heroic. Heroic. 281 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,792 Okay. 282 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,917 A little thing. 283 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,417 You want to have a couple minutes 284 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,959 to make yourself a little... The pee-pee a bit bigger. 285 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,208 - The camera... - Yeah. 286 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,166 ...it takes off a couple of inches. 287 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,125 - Sure, yeah. - You want to make yourself... 288 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:43,792 Just put it down. 289 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,959 - Very good. - Okay, just push it down a bit. 290 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,625 It's okay. Adjust it a little bit. 291 00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,500 A bit further down. Okay, great. Great. 292 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,291 Okay, so we're looking good. It looks beautiful. 293 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,500 Okay. Okay. Bye, bye, bye. 294 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,750 It's not... They're suggesting we should use black babies. 295 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,834 - Okay. - Okay, the black babies. 296 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,709 Okay, quickly. Sit down. 297 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:05,667 - It's fine. - Okay. 298 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,667 Okay, use the black babies. 299 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,291 Okay, fantastico change. 300 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,625 Okay, we go fast, okay? Sorry, sorry to rush you. 301 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,083 Okay, quick, quick, quick, quick. 302 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:39,500 Hi. It's OMGWhizzBoyOMG. 303 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,542 Oh, cutesy, cutesy. 304 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:46,583 I'm here doing some unboxing with my new BFF, 305 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,917 Sheriff David Clarke. 306 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,000 Thank you. I appreciate it. 307 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,041 Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke 308 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,166 meeting with Donald Trump this afternoon. 309 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,083 There's no police brutality in America. 310 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,375 We ended that back in the '60s. 311 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,875 Four people have died in his jail in Milwaukee County, 312 00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,291 including an infant. 313 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,291 We now going to talk about issues 314 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,250 while we are doing the unboxing. 315 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,667 So let's talk about the dangerous people 316 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:18,041 who marched in Charlottesville, or as they're called "Antifa." 317 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,375 What are they like? 318 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:24,041 Antifa is an anarchist group, all right? 319 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,208 They promote chaos. 320 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,792 So they come in. Again, this is not protest. 321 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,709 When you start trashing buildings, 322 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,500 breaking into buildings, stealing stuff... 323 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,542 Amazing! 324 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,875 It's Mackenzie Maple Donut! Dab. Dab. 325 00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,333 Jazz hands! 326 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,333 Tell me about Antifa. 327 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,625 Should I join them? 328 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,000 - Uh... - Can I join Antifa? 329 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,333 Mackenzie Maple Donut, do not join Antifa. 330 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:54,709 They... They support killing of police officers. 331 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:56,583 They support disorder. 332 00:17:56,667 --> 00:18:00,417 So if you were the sheriff in the '30s in Germany 333 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,709 and the anti-fascists were marching, 334 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,458 the Antifa were marching, 335 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,375 what would you have done to stop them? 336 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,291 Well, you have to act aggressively. 337 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,750 When I say that, you have to use force to disperse the crowd. 338 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:15,625 You have to be willing to arrest people, take then to jail. 339 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:18,834 Exactly. It's a shame that there weren't brave sheriffs 340 00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:22,375 like you around in Germany in the '30s, 341 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,208 because you could have protected the fascists 342 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,959 and let them speak their mind a bit clearer, 343 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,583 and then things could have been done a bit quicker. 344 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,500 Well, you don't want to take sides. 345 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,208 When you say, "Protect the fascists." 346 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,709 You don't want to take sides. 347 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:38,583 Of course. Particularly not in Germany in the '30s. 348 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,667 Okay, let's have a look. OMG, big, big fun. 349 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:47,375 "Hey, Sheriff," says, SharkBait007. 350 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,458 Deplorable Don, "Sheriff, if I am 32, 351 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,750 is it legal to date a 14-year-old in Alabama?" 352 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,125 Absolutely not. 353 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,291 Okay, so you have the answer there. 354 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,917 Now it's "smell your fingers" time. 355 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,542 Will you smell your fingers? Because you had them... 356 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,834 - Mm-hmm. - Do your fingers smell of box? 357 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,750 No, they smell sweet. 358 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:17,333 My fingers smell like my sister after she been roller skating. 359 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,125 Wow, I'm not going there. 360 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,917 Oh, no, unfortunately, 361 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,208 she was murdered three years ago. 362 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,333 Oh, that's terrible. 363 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,250 I know, and they didn't find who did it 364 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:35,458 because they didn't look in the lake. 365 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,208 Wow. 366 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:42,625 Jazz hands! Sheriff Clarke, jazz hands. 367 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:43,667 Hands up. 368 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:51,583 My name Brigadier Erran Morad. 369 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:54,500 Radical Islam is on the rise. 370 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,834 It would be America's number-one cause for terror 371 00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,583 if not for patriotic white men 372 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:03,208 who have been forced to do more and more mass shootings. 373 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,750 The only solution is my training course. 374 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,834 Yalla. Let's go. 375 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,542 - This is Daniel Roberts... - Yes. 376 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:15,000 ...who is the founder of the Youth Shooters of America. 377 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:18,125 Dan Roberts, an avid gun enthusiast for 30 years. 378 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:22,291 There is nothing exceptionally high-powered about an AR-15. 379 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,375 What David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez 380 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:27,125 have said repeatedly smacks of emotional blackmail. 381 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,208 The man just shot 600 people! 382 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:32,458 What are you going to do about it?! 383 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:36,166 We're not going to do much of anything, hopefully. 384 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,208 How did you get to overcome your instinct 385 00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,041 and be able to shoot the youth? 386 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,458 Well, I haven't done that. 387 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:46,709 What we do is teach and promote youth shooting sports. 388 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,041 You shoot the youth for sport? 389 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,875 No. No, in the United States, 390 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,750 there are several different disciplines 391 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,041 of competitive shooting. 392 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,542 So it is to train? 393 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,500 It's to promote safe use with kids. 394 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,709 But there's something wrong with the culture 395 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,792 that we can't talk about kids being around guns. 396 00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:06,750 It is crucial to have the guns in the schools. 397 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,000 Yes, absolutely. I absolutely agree with you. 398 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,208 Well, one time in my nephew class, 399 00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:15,417 a man come in, shouts, screaming at them. 400 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,500 The kids take out guns. Bang, bang, bang. 401 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,625 That substitute teacher did not stand a chance. 402 00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,125 Right, right. 403 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:26,875 Two of the classmates shot, but mistake can happen. 404 00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,875 And it saved more lives than it harmed. 405 00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:32,667 Exactly. Have you ever been in a terrorist attack? 406 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,375 No. 407 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,083 I have been in 14, 408 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,250 and I have started three. 409 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,000 Wow. 410 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,959 What happen in a terror attack? 411 00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,291 It's chaos. 412 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,959 And what the natural instinct? 413 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,125 - Is to retreat. - To be quiet. 414 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,709 - Yeah. Yeah. - The voice retreat. 415 00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:52,834 So we will have a conversation now but shouting. 416 00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:55,291 You must use your voice as a weapon. 417 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:56,834 - Okay. - Are you ready to do this? 418 00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:57,875 Yes! 419 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,291 - How are you?! - Fine! 420 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,583 - What did you do today?! - Drove here! 421 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:08,250 - How many children you have?! - Two! 422 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,667 - What are they?! - Boy and a girl! 423 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,667 - Do you love them?! - Absolutely! 424 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,000 What is the cutest thing about your daughter?! 425 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,417 Her smile! 426 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,583 What is the cutest thing about the other child?! 427 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:19,709 His dimples! 428 00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,792 - What do you do to relax?! - Read a book! 429 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,208 What kind of book you find most relaxing?! 430 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,583 Tom Clancy! 431 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,291 Why is it so interesting?! 432 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,375 Getting inside the characters! 433 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:30,834 Good. 434 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,709 Who do you think is the most likely age of terrorist? 435 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,333 15 to 25. 436 00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:42,750 23% in the Middle East is done by children. 437 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,709 That's tough. 438 00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:52,667 Now I will show you how to defend from a suicide diaper. 439 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:53,667 Wow. 440 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,959 We are in a shopping center. 441 00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:02,333 One of these baby is wearing a suicide diaper. 442 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:07,041 We take the diaper off. We put it in the trash can. 443 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,667 We close. And then we go on the floor. 444 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,834 The bomb is going to go off in 10 seconds. 445 00:23:13,917 --> 00:23:15,041 Ready? Go! 446 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:19,792 10... nine... eight... seven... six... 447 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:24,208 five... four... three... two... one. 448 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,750 Go! Bang! 449 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,583 Why did you put that baby in the trash can? 450 00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,959 Because I wanted to get the bomb to as safe a place as I could, 451 00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:34,417 more than anything else. 452 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,959 This baby didn't have the bomb. 453 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,500 Okay. 454 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,166 Please do not put the wrong baby in the trash can. 455 00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,667 - No, that would be a bad thing. - In the Mossad... 456 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,500 I mean, not in the Mossad. We prefer to remove the bomb 457 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,917 and put that away and save the baby if we can. 458 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,166 Sure. 459 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:55,917 Because we found out that some of them 460 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,500 do not really believe in the ideology. 461 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:03,000 And not all of these babies are Jihadi. 462 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,291 Right. 463 00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,625 Okay, now I am going to teach you 464 00:24:06,709 --> 00:24:08,834 how to survive a beheading. 465 00:24:08,917 --> 00:24:10,792 Oh, okay, I'm very interested. 466 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:14,250 I survive two beheading. 467 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,333 Wow. I want to know how to do this, sir. 468 00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:18,166 - There is only one defense. - Okay. 469 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,583 - You want to learn it? - Absolutely. 470 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,667 The only vulnerable point is the groin. 471 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,333 So I am going to attack the groin. 472 00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:27,375 Really? 473 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,333 Do you want to have somebody remove your manhood? 474 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:34,417 Right, right. 475 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,333 - Do you want to? - No, of course not. 476 00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:38,500 - You bite, you have him. - Right. 477 00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:40,792 Don't let go until you are safe. 478 00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,000 Right. 479 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:45,959 One time, I had my attacker's 480 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:49,458 In my mouth for four hours and 40 minutes. 481 00:24:49,542 --> 00:24:50,583 Right, right. 482 00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:53,500 By the end of the attack, I let him live. 483 00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:54,500 Wow. 484 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,500 In the four hours and 20 minutes 485 00:24:56,583 --> 00:25:00,417 I had him in my mouth, something happened in his mind. 486 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,417 Now he have given up terror. 487 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,959 He have separated from his wives. 488 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:10,583 And he's running a PR company in Turkey. 489 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,709 - Right. - Okay, so what you are doing 490 00:25:12,792 --> 00:25:15,041 is you identify the target. 491 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:17,959 So we go slow. You identify the target. 492 00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:19,250 I put up the sword. 493 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,917 I am talking, and now you attack. 494 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,375 Nobody move! 495 00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:27,291 Drop your weapons! Stay cool! 496 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,291 Everybody to the outside! 497 00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:31,667 - What? - Move to the outside! 498 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,166 Stay cool! 499 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,834 Everybody drop the weapon. 500 00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:38,458 - Go, go. - Drop 'em now! 501 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:40,208 Everybody stay where you are! 502 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,875 Okay. 503 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,500 Don't follow us, or you're next! 504 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,834 Don't move! Walk! 505 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:52,041 Walk! Walk!