1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:01,960 Previously on Wynonna Earp... 2 00:00:01,980 --> 00:00:04,360 My master is coming!! 3 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:07,050 - John Henry Holliday. - Bulshar. 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,700 You will do my bidding. 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,590 - You're strong, baby girl. - Waverly? 6 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:12,830 - Mama. - Get out!! Go!! 7 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,390 Michelle Gibson's finally gonna slay her little demon child. 8 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:17,230 There isn't an evil bone 9 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,720 - in Michelle Gibson's body. - Ah! 10 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,660 - The demon's here. - Is it me? 11 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,379 - Waverly! - No, sweetheart. 12 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:24,680 But she came for you. 13 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,436 What would we do without you? 14 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,519 Oh, I bet you'd all just die. 15 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,320 All just die. 16 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,940 We need more rope. 17 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,980 No! We do not have time for this! 18 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:37,700 - She's secure, Wynonna. - Okay, one of you is gonna listen. 19 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:39,440 Either one. I don't give a shit which!! 20 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,780 Did she steal your gun and go full prison break on you? 21 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:43,280 Go inside if you're not gonna help. 22 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,340 What? No, Waverly, don't go. Don't be alone! 23 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:47,350 She has friends in the house, Mama, 24 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,170 who didn't try to murder her multiple times. 25 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,379 No! Please, don't go. 26 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,929 - Go!! - No! No! Don't go! 27 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:53,399 - Go! - Don't go!! 28 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,599 - No! - Shut up! 29 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,670 Waverly!! 30 00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:58,076 Okay, you know what? You are gonna 31 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,630 listen to me for two goddamn minutes. 32 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:02,210 You owe me that, no matter what you think I am. 33 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:06,150 - You get one. - Alright. Okay. Okay. 34 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,310 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. Okay. 35 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:09,759 A demon has been stalking your 36 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,170 sister ever since she was a baby. 37 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:12,740 By the time she was six, 38 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:14,580 I knew that it wanted to torture and kill her. 39 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:15,980 And I knew that it would win. 40 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,000 It's thoughtful of it to let you know. 41 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,350 Forty seconds on the clock. 42 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:22,080 I was trying to exorcise it when the barn caught fire. 43 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:23,920 And instead, it became bound to me. 44 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:26,180 Okay? It has been torturing me ever since 45 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,090 for what I've done. It broke me. 46 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,800 That is what you see. 47 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,620 Our family business is killing demons. 48 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,540 Why wouldn't you have told us any of that? 49 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,740 Okay. Because you two were children. 50 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:39,800 You let Waverly come and visit me. 51 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:43,180 She touched me and she broke the bind. 52 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:44,800 The demon escaped. 53 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:47,279 What, and you thought you'd join the party? 54 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,999 Oh! Selfish! 55 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,439 Oh! I could've gone anywhere, 56 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,799 but I chose to come and save Waverly. 57 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,599 I know I saw the demon, but where the hell is it? 58 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,200 Where the hell did it go?!! 59 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,220 I know Mama's... a problem. 60 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,219 Baby, soggy crust is a problem. 61 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,800 Your mama is a catastrophe. 62 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,240 - Oh, you made cupcakes? - Mm-hmm. 63 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:12,610 For me? Aw. 64 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,250 Mm. 65 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:16,010 I'd do anything for you. 66 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,180 All you have to do is tell me everything. 67 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,720 Of course. Just like always. 68 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,080 You're family, Jolene. Come here. 69 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:29,640 Ooh! Too tight. 70 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:32,160 Everything will turn out as it should. 71 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,860 Trust me. 72 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,660 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 73 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:02,739 I just encountered the most bossy woman itching 74 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,180 for a drink... 75 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:07,780 You think I'm a monster for tying up my own mother. 76 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,970 Well, I think the lineage was immediately clear. 77 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,076 The warden and his guards are gonna be here any minute, 78 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,670 and I don't know whether to turn Mama in, 79 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,780 or soak the barn in kerosene. 80 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:20,519 She keeps saying there's a demon 81 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,879 who wants to kill Waverly 82 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,600 and it's already here... 83 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,859 Well, she did spend 20 years 84 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:29,300 in a mental institution for being... mental. 85 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,000 Excellent point. Thank you. 86 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:33,690 I beg your pardon? 87 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,690 Oh, I... 88 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,800 baked your fave: snickerdoodle. 89 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:44,379 - Mm. - Snickerdoodle. 90 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:45,400 Good, right? 91 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:48,970 Jolene has always made the most superior grub. 92 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,910 I'm also an ace lookout. 93 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,819 Oh, you don't have to be on demon duty, Jojo. 94 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:54,279 - I should do it. - Oh, honey, 95 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,560 if I let that thing hurt any of you... 96 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:59,750 No. Let me get my boots. I'm on it. 97 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:14,500 Maybe Michelle isn't lying. 98 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,780 No, I don't think she's lying, I think she's nuts. 99 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,619 Officer Haught and I listened to the therapy-session tapes 100 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,039 from prison last night. 101 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,000 I heard three voices. 102 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:25,510 Mom, therapist... other patient? 103 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:27,710 An obscene creature, 104 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:30,840 howling so violently that it drowned out all else. 105 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:32,900 The demon. The demon. 106 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,100 The doctor couldn't hear it. Only your mother. 107 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:38,420 And then I. 108 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:40,859 Why could you hear it? 109 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,660 Did you get extra-dimensional hearing aids? 110 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,639 When Dolls shot me, 111 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,100 when you were not there... 112 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,440 ...Wynonna, I went to hell. 113 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,340 - Oh, my God. - The point is, 114 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:01,080 your sister is in real danger. 115 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:03,900 Look, I want to believe you. I do. But... 116 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:06,049 I didn't see a demon here last night. 117 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:08,600 All I remember was you waving a gun at me. 118 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,980 You were about three months old. 119 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,840 And you were wailing your baby lungs out, 120 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,359 in the middle of the night, 121 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,900 and I came in and s... 122 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,370 something... 123 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,439 ...was floating over your crib, and I went at it 124 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,220 with the fireplace poker, and it left. 125 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,579 Sometimes dreams can be like that, right? 126 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,020 Disorienting, when you wake up... 127 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,280 Okay, explain why a dream started appearing in every picture. 128 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:37,100 Every photo that I took of you, there was this face. 129 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,750 This horror. 130 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:41,140 And it was behind you and it was blurry, 131 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:42,959 but it was coming and it was getting closer, 132 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,960 closer every time. 133 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,400 Can you show me? 134 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:48,059 No, because I got scared. 135 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:50,099 And I ripped them all up, 136 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,139 because I thought that was gonna fix it. 137 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,850 Jesus Christ. Go get Wynonna out here! 138 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,400 We're wasting time we don't have! 139 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:07,060 At kindergarten... 140 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,659 At kindergarten, I... 141 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,660 I wouldn't sit next to the story-time mirror, 142 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,580 because... because I kept seeing something behind me. 143 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,920 Uh... God. 144 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:20,360 Teeth. That's what I remember. 145 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:23,260 Rows and rows and rows of angry teeth. 146 00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:24,830 You saw it. 147 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,500 Oh, you saw it. 148 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:30,600 - Hey. - Oh. 149 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,940 It's cool. I always hated this mug. 150 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,550 This thing hates you. 151 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,760 It hates you more than I thought anything could hate anyone. 152 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,979 And I am so tired. 153 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:51,040 I'm so tired from fighting it. 154 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:54,160 If something's coming... you have me now. 155 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:57,560 Wynonna. And Jolene. 156 00:06:57,730 --> 00:06:59,480 Who the hell's Jolene? 157 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,130 Christ on a cracker. 158 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:06,980 Pie? It's fresh out of my oven. 159 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,019 Morning, miss. You a neighbour? 160 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,139 Sure. 161 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:11,879 I'm chasin' down an escaped felon. 162 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,310 Oh, I know all about your chasing. 163 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,380 I know how many drugs you gave the to the girls on your wing 164 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,820 so you didn't have to chase them too fast. 165 00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:25,679 I know which ones you were chasing 166 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,329 right into your own private office. 167 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,630 - I'm not sure I understand. - Thing is, 168 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,536 it's fine with me. Sometimes it even made me laugh. 169 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,430 You know, the stupid smallness of it all, of you. 170 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,770 - Are you with the Earps? - Yes. Finally. 171 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,540 And sweet little Waverly's as good as mine. 172 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:43,540 It's my party and I'm not gonna let you poop on it. 173 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,639 You should've tried the pie. 174 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,779 It might've dulled the pain. 175 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:51,980 Oh, well. You're gonna be so useful. 176 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:59,510 This'll be warmer. 177 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:07,280 John Henry Holliday, ma'am. 178 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,920 I'm, uh... 179 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:11,550 You're an undead relic from the Old West. 180 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,460 Sure. Why not? 181 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:17,760 He's Wynonna's... uh... 182 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:20,360 "Uh..." mean boyfriend? 183 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,300 - Oh, boy. - I don't like to presume. 184 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:25,130 Like, a century-plus. Oh, but Waverly's shtupping a cop. 185 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,540 Her name's Nicole. 186 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,179 Whoa. I'd love to talk... 187 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:33,400 about her later. If we live. 188 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:36,179 You're gonna love her. 189 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:38,180 Almost as much as we love you, Mama Earp. 190 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:40,380 Hey, what's all over your apron? 191 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:43,189 Oh, it's chocolate. Bit of a cream-puff disaster. 192 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,690 Don't you... remember me, Michelle? 193 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,130 - You... you smell familiar. - Mm. 194 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,860 Mama! 195 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:57,000 This is Jolene. My friend since... forever? 196 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,500 Oh, Mama hasn't been here since forever. 197 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:01,070 No, she abandoned, uh... 198 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,840 No, wait. I... I didn't. 199 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,159 She left... 200 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,880 three young girls alone with their alcoholic father. 201 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,840 Oh, no, no, that was because of the demon. 202 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:10,840 Mm. Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:14,050 Jolene, we don't have time to talk about this right now. 204 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,590 It's coming. It's strong. And all it wants is Waverly. 205 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:20,520 Oh, well, the road is pretty clear. 206 00:09:20,590 --> 00:09:22,420 I think the danger has passed. 207 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,539 The Gibson greenhouse, 208 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,499 the family farm, it's where Waverly was born. 209 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,999 I'm gonna summon it. 210 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,460 I'll bind it to me. Again. 211 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,510 I'll see you out at the Gibson place. 212 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:44,680 Oh, I have so much baking to do, 213 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,250 I'm not going, and you shouldn't go either. 214 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,550 Well... if the Earps need my pistol, I'll be there. 215 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:54,680 This family reunion is... really charged. 216 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:57,090 I'll keep my counsel. 217 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,480 Wynonna can't waste her energy feeling badly for you 218 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,819 because of the thing about you 219 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,920 going to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. 220 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:06,000 She told you about that? 221 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,099 Yeah, well, I do not require anyone's pity, 222 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,639 least of all Wynonna Earp's. 223 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,320 She's too nice to say any of this, 224 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,779 but Nona's got a whack-jack mama 225 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,086 and a bad-ass demon on her plate. 226 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,639 I mean, does she really need a 227 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,549 mortal bartender with half a lung 228 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,150 and a probable mood disorder dragging her down? 229 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,790 Well, that is somewhat reductive. 230 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:26,720 I just wonder how useful you are, you know. 231 00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:29,560 I mean, what have you brought to the table lately? 232 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,830 I don't mean any offence by this. 233 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,930 But have I ever lied to you? 234 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:38,570 - No, I don't recall that you have. - No. 235 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,780 Men are so much easier. 236 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:48,310 I just wish I was there 237 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,310 to keep that darn Waverly from doing something stupid. 238 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,850 Well... we can't perform miracles, 239 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,490 but I... do my best. 240 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:04,730 Yeah, you could have a really sweet grow-op in here. 241 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:06,459 Okay, good... There's a door here and... 242 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:07,829 those doors there. 243 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:10,080 And there's a skylight, this one. 244 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,770 It could be an entry point. 245 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,999 Mama, can we talk? 246 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,709 Sorry. Ain't that what we've been doin'? 247 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:16,410 About my real dad. 248 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:24,950 His... his name was Julian. 249 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,220 Who was he? 250 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:33,420 He was someone better. 251 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,100 I ran here every time I could escape. 252 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,430 And somehow he knew how to follow. 253 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,200 Where is he? 254 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,210 Where did he go? 255 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,819 Later. None of it's gonna matter 256 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,820 if we can't save his daughter. 257 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,450 Licence and registration? 258 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,340 And a permit for your cherry light? 259 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,170 Nikki! I was trying to get these 260 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:35,540 to you while they were still warm. 261 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:38,220 - Lemon scones? - No poppy seeds. 262 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,519 I know you hate them. 263 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,520 Days of flossing, am I right? 264 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,830 You... 265 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,900 you know all of my weaknesses, Jolene. 266 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,439 After you, I'm gonna drop off some 267 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,120 fortifying treats to the Earp ladies. 268 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,140 - Mm. The homestead? - Oh, no, no. 269 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,060 They're off on some typically nutty mission, 270 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,840 Wavy, Nona, and their fugitive mamacita. 271 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:06,080 Oh, am I just dropping all of this on you? 272 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,250 I thought Waves would've at least texted. 273 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,990 It's, uh, not something they always think of. 274 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,160 Including you in their plans? 275 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,819 Speaking of plans, I do have to get going. 276 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:18,950 I need your girlfriend to finish all of this. 277 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,700 I would do it myself, but, of course, 278 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,470 I can't physically harm her and... 279 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:23,740 What? 280 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,259 Oh, don't worry, 281 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,260 doesn't mean we can't have some fun first. 282 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,440 - That's it, eat up. - Mm. 283 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,010 Oh! There's a little crumb there. 284 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,879 - Mm. - Ah... 285 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,320 - Jolene? - Mm-hmm. 286 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,480 You're free to go. 287 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,950 You tell Waverly and those Earp bitches I said "hey". 288 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:42,890 Wait, did I just say...? 289 00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:47,020 Oh, that's right. "Bitches" is dead-on. 290 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:49,160 You just missed one. 291 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,570 If you stand here, you can cover me. 292 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,580 Wait. Where's Mama? 293 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,739 On top of everything else, 294 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,379 we need to be an adult daycare centre?! 295 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,479 I'm outside! 296 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,180 We've gotta get the sonofabitch here! 297 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,380 Ah!! 298 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:19,160 Ah!! Wah-ah!! 299 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,940 First in barrel racing, but the second act was roping. 300 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,060 - Argh! - Back off, demon. 301 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,320 I thought you cut off his head. 302 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,570 It grew back, ugly revenant stylez. 303 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,390 But this time, I brought the deal-breaker. 304 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,169 Make your peace. 305 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,340 Through mime, if necessary. 306 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:43,410 Oh, my God. We did it. We did... we did it. 307 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,020 We did it! Oh! 308 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,990 He'll never hurt us again, Mama. 309 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,620 Oh. Oh, my God. 310 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,720 He's gone. 311 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,519 Christ, I almost didn't think I was gonna 312 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,920 get here without me being dead. 313 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,200 Waverly... 314 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,560 Waverly... 315 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,280 Jolene. 316 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,450 What are you doing here? 317 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,190 Your mother set a trap for me. 318 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:35,030 You can't make this easy, can you? 319 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,870 You selfish, greedy tumour. 320 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,300 You have taken everything from me. 321 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,040 But you are gonna pay it back! 322 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,519 You'll have to do it yourself, 323 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,960 but we can make that happen. 324 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:54,920 Oh! 325 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,020 Wynonna! 326 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,490 Mama! 327 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,960 Jolene? 328 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,830 Oh, Jolene! 329 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,500 Oh, God. Are you okay?! 330 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,750 I... I just came to bring a picnic. 331 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,760 Oh! 332 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,670 She grabbed me. 333 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,940 Don't be mad at her. She's confused, 334 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,210 and we're all under so much stress. 335 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,710 Waverly, what the hell is wrong with you? 336 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:21,910 I... 337 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:27,120 - To whisky! - Whoo! 338 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,950 Mm! Ah... 339 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,310 God, I've missed her. 340 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:33,780 Oh! Oh, and to Jolene! 341 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:36,580 - Oh, that sexy bitch. - Madam. 342 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,580 You gonna charge for those cookies? 343 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:40,420 It's a tasty way to make friends. 344 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,340 Yeah, so's showing your cleavage, 345 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,320 and you don't have to do the dishes after. 346 00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:46,260 - Hey-oh! - Hey. Ho-ho. 347 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,430 - Hi. - Oh. 348 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,800 "Hi." Don't be like that. 349 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,800 What? I'm not being like anything. 350 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:58,000 Well, then take a shot and don't forget the cardinal rule. 351 00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,800 Don't drink wine after whiskey? 352 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,010 Nope. The cardinal cardinal rule. 353 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:05,280 Don't attack members of your own team, dorkus. 354 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,480 Duh. 355 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,199 You sure they want me to come? 356 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,689 They still seem so mad. 357 00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:16,020 Oh, they'll be fine, sugar-cube. 358 00:17:16,090 --> 00:17:18,220 Will you? 359 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,620 Look, I am so sorry, Jolene. 360 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:24,200 I mean, I... I saw something... I don't know... 361 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:27,130 Look, we all know that you're a little trigger-happy. 362 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,830 Nicole calls it impulsive. 363 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,630 - She said that? - Mm-hmm. 364 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,540 She's meeting us at Shorty's. 365 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,840 What? You called her?! 366 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:39,140 She's my best friend, Waverly. 367 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:40,780 Cupcake for the road? 368 00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:43,460 Thanks. 369 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,479 Oh, Gypsy Rose Lestat seems to 370 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,589 have made herself right at home. 371 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,260 Maybe I should get my fortune told, 372 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,819 'cause my future feels wide open! 373 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,679 No! Look, all our cash is earmarked 374 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,540 for the Get-Mama-Pissed-fund. Three more, barkeep. 375 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,840 - Yes, please. - You got it. Comin' right up. 376 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:09,270 ? It's been so long and you're so fine... ? 377 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,970 Nice. 378 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,510 Something I don't understand. 379 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:16,080 How can a revenant be inside my head all this time, 380 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:18,850 but physically in the prison? It doesn't add up. 381 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,820 Would you like a Nanaimo bar? 382 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:23,520 Need max room for max beer. 383 00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:25,190 - Mm. - Or whisky. 384 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,160 Some revenants have different powers. 385 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,490 Though that's a new one. A big one. 386 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,530 Yeah, it doesn't feel right. At all. 387 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,639 No. 388 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,029 You know what else doesn't feel right? 389 00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:38,159 Just Kate thinking she can set up shop 390 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,060 in our bar just because she's Doc's wife. 391 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,500 - What? - Oh, yeah. 392 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:43,170 She's his old lady from the Old West. 393 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,880 Typical Romeo and Juliet stuff. 394 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,050 Whoa. 395 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,950 - I'll go talk to her. - Yeah, I'm gonna drink for her. 396 00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,760 ? ...sweet heart of mine ? 397 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,200 - Who is that? - You are still coherent. 398 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,340 An act of will, Doc. 399 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:20,880 Xavier Dolls... is dead. 400 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,480 Interesting. 401 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,320 Were you friends at the end? 402 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,890 I'd like to think so. 403 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,490 That ain't why you came here, to ply me with... 404 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,140 ...banana liqueur? 405 00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:40,660 Well, feel free to send it back up if you are declining. 406 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,720 I'll just plug my nose and pretend I'm in Tahiti. 407 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,900 Oh, hello. 408 00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:48,870 What do you want from me, Doc? 409 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,440 Tears? Shock? 410 00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,540 I'm looking for an angle... 411 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,310 ...I can use on Bulshar. 412 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:57,760 You know better than to make deals with devils. 413 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,650 A lesson we have both been slow to learn. 414 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,450 I... want to negotiate! 415 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,320 I... want a visitor. 416 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:08,090 Waverly Earp. 417 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,800 I will do my level best. 418 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,960 Bulshar wants his ring. 419 00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:18,600 It was on his hand when it got cut off by his spider wife, the widow. 420 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:20,170 What does it do? 421 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,470 It makes his finger look really pretty. 422 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:26,280 Well, I have not seen it since we ended her. 423 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:28,480 Your little team of heroes. 424 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,810 One of them must've jacked it. 425 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,750 And they haven't told you they have it yet. 426 00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,890 Enjoy the belly-wash. 427 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:39,760 Sorry you'll have to stand in your own piss afterwards. 428 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,300 Send me Waverly! You owe me, Doc! 429 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,460 Send me Waverly! 430 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,700 Obviously, I assumed 431 00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:51,740 she was mega-dead by now, nothing but a body. 432 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,240 But what a body. 433 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,410 That's Big Nose Kate?! Her nose is perfect. 434 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:58,550 Well, in better news, she has to go around 435 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,340 with that nickname now for the rest of eternity. 436 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,719 You are Wynonna Earp. 437 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,040 Now get your butt out here and I will do repairs. 438 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,280 What repairs? 439 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,920 - I don't need repairs. - Oh, honey. 440 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,330 - Oh, good call. - Mm-hmm. 441 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:23,439 Hey. Are you okay? 442 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,939 See, Waverly gets it. She's the one 443 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,940 that told me that Kate was his wife. 444 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,970 You knew?! 445 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,180 Well... it was Doc's right to tell... 446 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,050 - I didn't think I should. - Be loyal? Yeah. 447 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:40,380 Look, Wynonna, Kate came for him, not vice versa. 448 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:42,539 Now, you shove those legendary Earp ta-tas up 449 00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,000 and you go and you tantalize that man. 450 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,419 I don't think that's a good idea. 451 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,659 So you can't not be on Wynonna's side 452 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:51,140 and then tell her how to behave. 453 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,040 Well... since when do we have sides? 454 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,519 I dunno, but you sure as hell don't seem 455 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,520 to be on mine, half-sister. 456 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,840 Why did I just say that? That was awful. 457 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,340 Oh, I don't think so, hon. 458 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,050 I think that's exactly what she needed to hear. 459 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,560 I should have some staff here somewhere. 460 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:28,700 Mm. 461 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:33,340 Y'know, I thought I liked you, Johnny Hank. 462 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,210 Classic cowboy... 463 00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:38,880 ...bar full of bottles that turns my crank. 464 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,110 Here. 465 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,880 But... 466 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:46,920 Oh, what is this? 467 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:51,190 I call it... the Don't Have A Stealth Wife 468 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,860 While You're Doin' My Daughter You Enormous Prick! 469 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,080 Oh, it is a pitiful evening indeed. 470 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:10,070 I cannot even catch the eye of Jolene, 471 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,110 the prettiest girl in Purgatory. 472 00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:17,780 I don't like you at all. 473 00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:19,720 I didn't even mean that. 474 00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:26,360 ? I get my kicks ? 475 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,160 - ? From a bottle of booze... ? - Nicky. 476 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,600 - Hey. - You made it. 477 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:33,360 - Can I get you a drink? - Oh, yes, please. 478 00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:36,759 No, I-I won't go see him. 479 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,859 We can't open that door. Can we? 480 00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:41,259 Well, he did say it was to your own advantage. 481 00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:43,239 Excuse me? 482 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,859 I know you two aren't talking about 483 00:23:44,860 --> 00:23:46,580 Bobo Del Rey without me, right? 484 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,979 Oh, I'm just... 485 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:49,779 trying to find a way to, uh, 486 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,300 - contribute. - Doc. 487 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,496 'Cause I feel like you've been contributing all over the place! 488 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,299 - Wynonna... - It seems you are incapable 489 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,500 of keeping a confidence. 490 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,860 - You're married! - Guys... 491 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,520 - Shut up, Waverly! - Shut up!! 492 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,679 Pardon the interruption, 493 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,420 but I heard someone wished to cross my palm? 494 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,940 Ha-ha. Is that what they're calling it these days? 495 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,670 Didn't think your palm was necessarily involved. 496 00:24:10,730 --> 00:24:13,740 - Maybe this isn't the best time. - Hey, Waverly... 497 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,740 maybe mow your own lawn. 498 00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:18,740 Oh, oh. 499 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:24,150 Well, it's all in the smile and wave. 500 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,020 Oh, it's quite a smile. 501 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,150 Here, let me grab that for you. 502 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,520 What are you doing? 503 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:32,760 Uh, I just, uh, got here. 504 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:35,060 - We're having a brilliant time. - Ah!! 505 00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:36,339 Whoa! Okay, Waverly. 506 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:38,150 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 507 00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:39,870 - Hey! - No, just give me a second! 508 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,430 Okay. She's just pouring me a beer! 509 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:45,500 Okay, whoa, guys. Just take it easy, alright? 510 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:48,440 - Let's not move, copper. - Get off of her! 511 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,019 Yeah! Alright! 512 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,580 Nice, Mama. 513 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:55,810 Wah! Oh! 514 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,250 This one goes out to chaos. 515 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,660 ? Cheater cheater where'd you meet her ? 516 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,390 - ? Down at Ernie's bar ? - Whoo!! 517 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,590 - Mama, get down! - Hey, get off! 518 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,640 - Come on down. - Hey! 519 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,779 Whoo! 520 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,700 First call for free alcohol! 521 00:25:15,770 --> 00:25:17,770 Oh, yeah! 522 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,620 - Whoa!! - ? Dance with her real slow ? 523 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,540 - Mama! - ? Tell me cheater cheater ? 524 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:25,880 You're back for one day and then you got... 525 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,240 ? Where'd you meet that no-good white-trash ho ? 526 00:25:28,310 --> 00:25:29,519 - You're cut off! - You're my kid! 527 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,149 You don't turn off my taps! 528 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:32,459 Don't tell her what to do! 529 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:34,220 Hey! I can fight my own battles! 530 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:37,199 Yeah? When are you... gonna start, huh? 531 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,760 Ah! 532 00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:41,090 ? ...Get the hell out of my house ? 533 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,760 Goddammit, Wynonna, can't you be sober for once?! 534 00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:47,960 Yeah? Can you be a not-stuck-up... suck-up?! 535 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:50,399 ? Cheater cheater where'd you meet her ? 536 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,899 I pursued that man over continents 537 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,639 and centuries and I do not give up! 538 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,410 Blah, bitch. Have you met me? 539 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,310 Excuse me. 540 00:25:57,370 --> 00:26:00,380 - ? ...No-good white-trash ho ? - Whoa! 541 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,780 Okay, move! 542 00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:08,000 - In you go... Thank you. - Not again. 543 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:12,380 Just try not to hit each other, okay? Or do. 544 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,980 You punched everybody else in town. 545 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,260 I got the mutton-chop dude and I got the... 546 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:18,940 ...I got that vampire whore... 547 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,220 And I got the ginger cop. I'm sorry. And Doc... 548 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,960 - And Doc. - Jinx! You owe me a beer! 549 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,370 You know, Jolene sent you guys some baking, 550 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,079 but I'm just gonna give it to the staff 551 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,700 for having to deal with the two of you! 552 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,080 Boo...! 553 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:37,520 It was lovely to meet you, Officer. 554 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:40,170 - Was it? - Meh. 555 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:43,280 - If they give you any trouble... - They're Earps. 556 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,950 - Yeah. Call me first. Right? - Mm. 557 00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:47,710 Ahem. 558 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,820 Hi. 559 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,460 - Okay. - Oh, I-I... 560 00:26:58,260 --> 00:26:59,890 ...just came to bail them out. 561 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,639 Well, no bail for drunks. 562 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,459 They stay until they're not. 563 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,630 Oh, well, then see you next week. 564 00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:09,479 Even though Wynonna did assault an officer, 565 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,239 I'm not gonna press charges. 566 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,020 But Michelle? We've gotta turn her in to the feds. 567 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,719 What? Nicole! No. 568 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,659 Harbouring a fugitive at your home, 569 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:19,140 one who tried to kill you as a child?! 570 00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:20,150 What were you thinking?! 571 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,780 - She's my mother! - And I'm a cop! 572 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,690 You didn't think to talk to me about it first?! 573 00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:30,160 Uh, I was... I was going to. 574 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:34,060 Hmm. But you didn't. I had to hear it from Jolene. 575 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,839 Were you not even thinking about me at all? 576 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,700 Am I always the last person you consider?! 577 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:39,130 No. I... 578 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:42,670 I'm so sorry. I... 579 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:50,010 - Can I call you later? - Yeah, or don't. 580 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,020 Like a queen surveying her kingdom. 581 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:01,790 - Sorry? - No, I don't believe you are. 582 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:04,260 I'm bored. Want a freebie? 583 00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:07,090 Oh, no, thanks. I'm not interested. 584 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:12,930 Five of Wands. This is a warning. 585 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,670 You have an outstanding bill. 586 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,640 I'm all paid up. Just ask your hubby. 587 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:19,600 You owe fealty. And if you were my friend, 588 00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,579 I'd tell you to pay that debt, 589 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:24,420 for he knows what you've done. He is coming. 590 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,150 You know, the thing with vampires is, 591 00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:28,380 you all think you're the life of the party, 592 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:30,239 but actually you're all a bunch of 593 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,239 high-maintenance, whiny-ass, 594 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,160 dirt-stinking blood-sucking buzz-kills. 595 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,859 Oh, and your lipstick's always kind of janky 596 00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:40,330 'cause of your weird oral fixation. 597 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,500 Jolene. 598 00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:52,740 Waverly? Waverly. 599 00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:55,380 Hey. 600 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,310 Karaoke night! 601 00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:59,260 Is your bar totally busted? 602 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,250 Oh, no thanks to you. 603 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,679 You know anything about a ring? 604 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,840 A ring that may have been Bulshar's? 605 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:09,090 Uh, Nicole does. 606 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,530 Alright, I will bite. 607 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,030 Why, pray tell, are you crying? 608 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:17,560 Again. 609 00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:21,570 Because everything? I... 610 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,559 I think Nicole just dumped me and I don't... 611 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,369 guess what? I don't even blame her. 612 00:29:25,370 --> 00:29:27,240 I... I yelled at Wynonna. 613 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:28,939 Mama's going back to jail 614 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,940 and I feel like it's all my fault. 615 00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,780 She said the demon came when I was born. 616 00:29:34,850 --> 00:29:36,420 When you were born. 617 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,390 Wait. 618 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:43,420 Are you saying... The demon. 619 00:29:44,290 --> 00:29:45,890 Is it me? 620 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,800 You know, it would make sense. 621 00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:59,519 You're not the same as the rest of 'em. 622 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,520 Bobo said you were his kin. 623 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,650 Plus, oof, you got a real vicious streak. 624 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,010 Just ask Jolene. 625 00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:11,950 Hello, beautiful. 626 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,140 I'm just waiting for Waverly. 627 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,119 We got into this huge fight. I don't even know why 628 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,120 I said half the things that I said. 629 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:20,090 I see you. 630 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,800 You spend your life rescuing others. 631 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,670 What about you? 632 00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,270 Oh, what are you doing? 633 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,570 Whatever I want. 634 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,140 Are you... even gay? 635 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,440 I'm whatever you want me to be. 636 00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:39,910 And everything that she's not. 637 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:41,950 I love Waverly. 638 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:44,520 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. I love her. 639 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:48,590 And you, I don't even... I don't even think I like you. 640 00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:52,190 Cagnia mortuus! 641 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:57,660 Impossible. I threw this away into the woods. 642 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,470 Ah!! Oh! 643 00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,470 What is that? 644 00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:05,140 It's Bulshar's ring. 645 00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:06,870 He is risen. 646 00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:19,890 - Ma, are you awake? - Oh, my, God, I wish I wasn't. 647 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:22,020 I'm sorry... 648 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:25,380 about the mean stuff I said before. 649 00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:28,660 For thinking you were an asshole... 650 00:31:28,730 --> 00:31:32,700 the whole time you were... sacrificing everything for us. 651 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:35,770 Well, I'll tell you what I did. I was a mom. 652 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,440 And you'd have done the same thing. 653 00:31:37,510 --> 00:31:39,070 I did. 654 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:40,710 My little girl. 655 00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:44,040 Alice Michelle. 656 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,310 Alice Michelle? 657 00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:49,680 I sent her away until this curse is gone. 658 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,790 Sounds like you made the right choice. 659 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,360 Feels like... shitty shit. 660 00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:57,690 Hey, she's lucky. 661 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,930 Can you imagine... you and me... 662 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,860 ...toasted on schnapps 663 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,200 at the back of the school nativity play, 664 00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:06,930 going: "Whoo-hoo!! 665 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,940 Hey, you're one hot Virgin Mary, Earp!" 666 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,780 I just... 667 00:32:16,610 --> 00:32:18,780 ...still can't figure out... 668 00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:22,040 ...why a demon died like a revenant. 669 00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:23,550 Hmm. 670 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:29,020 My head feels different. It feels wrong. 671 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:34,160 Oh, how does Jolene know that I love Nanaimo bars? 672 00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:36,460 Maybe it's just the whisky passing through? 673 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:42,740 No, I feel it. I think the demon's still out there. 674 00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:47,910 So's my baby sister. 675 00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:06,560 Ah, if it isn't the demon... Waverly. 676 00:33:09,810 --> 00:33:10,940 Randy! 677 00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:14,500 - Hey, 911! 911! - Get your khaki sack in here!!! 678 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,299 I saw your name on the board, 679 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,300 Michelle Gibson, and I did not believe it. 680 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,339 You don't recognize these dulcet tones? 681 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:22,360 Hi, Randy. Now let me the hell out. 682 00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:24,139 You know, on top of you two being in here 683 00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,329 for public intoxication, 684 00:33:25,330 --> 00:33:27,530 there's a state warrant out for your arrest. 685 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:29,539 Yes, there's also a bastard demon out there 686 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,399 trying to kill Waverly right now! 687 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,540 Michelle, let's not go back to the crazy talk 688 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,230 like that night you burned down the barn. 689 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,940 - Nedley! She's telling the truth. - So let me out. Now. 690 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,340 - There's only Jolene to look after her. - Who's Jolene? 691 00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:42,279 Jolene. You know. 692 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,640 - We grew up with her. - Last name? Which family? 693 00:33:45,410 --> 00:33:47,610 - I dunno. - Did they live in town? 694 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,439 Which concession? You got a phone number? 695 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,649 Everybody's got a phone number. 696 00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:51,820 Demons don't. 697 00:33:52,990 --> 00:33:54,939 Also, do you know who brought in the baking? 698 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,219 I could use some breakfast. 699 00:33:56,220 --> 00:33:58,290 Put down that tart, Randy!! 700 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:02,160 You're not good. 701 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,830 If you were good... 702 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:09,600 ...you wouldn't have lost... everything. 703 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,110 Are you going to do something right... 704 00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:19,510 ...for once?! 705 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,950 My mom would never say this, but she did all this to... 706 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:29,260 ...to protect me from... from the dark thing. 707 00:34:32,330 --> 00:34:35,590 You... are the dark thing. 708 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,160 The real baby was special, 709 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,540 but you're not her. 710 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,400 You're a changeling, 711 00:34:45,470 --> 00:34:48,940 the evil that she left behind 712 00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,660 that night in the burning barn. 713 00:34:53,210 --> 00:34:55,080 My father was a demon. 714 00:34:55,150 --> 00:34:57,220 You know he is. 715 00:34:59,350 --> 00:35:01,800 You can't cheerlead your way out of this one. 716 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,560 It's too much. 717 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,770 Then do it! 718 00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:17,770 End it! 719 00:35:18,170 --> 00:35:21,740 It's the only thing that will make it better! 720 00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:30,650 Do it. 721 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,190 Waverly!! 722 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:35,520 Officer Haught! Are you in here?! 723 00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:37,260 Waverly! 724 00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:41,330 Waverly! 725 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,500 - What about her? - Jolene's the demon. 726 00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:46,900 I was born at the exact same time as you. 727 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,270 Twins? 728 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,740 In a sick sense. 729 00:35:51,810 --> 00:35:53,810 The universe craves balance. 730 00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:58,380 And you came and arrived out of the light, 731 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:00,150 and I... 732 00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,780 I crawled out of the muck. 733 00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:05,990 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 734 00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:09,050 Everything good was given to you. 735 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:15,120 Freedom, flaxen hair, family. 736 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,330 And what did I get? 737 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,170 I got shunned, 738 00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:22,900 starved... reviled! 739 00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:24,570 Oh... 740 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,410 But we're equals now. 741 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,740 Because nobody loves you either. 742 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,750 Why don't you do it? 743 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,519 Haven't you been listening?! 744 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,260 We're linked, you idiot!!! 745 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:47,060 Do it, you useless piece of skin. 746 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,460 Wynonna! 747 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:53,230 Wynonna loves me. 748 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:57,040 - No. - Yes. Yes. Always. 749 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,650 And... and despite what happened tonight, 750 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:02,110 I know... I know that Nicole does too. 751 00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:05,040 And... and... and Doc and... 752 00:37:05,110 --> 00:37:06,610 Jeremy and... 753 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,380 oh, Mama. 754 00:37:08,450 --> 00:37:10,890 - You're lying to yourself. - No. 755 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:13,220 You don't bring them a single thing! 756 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:14,750 I'm here. 757 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:17,290 I'm here and I stay... 758 00:37:18,490 --> 00:37:21,130 And I love them back and... 759 00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:25,500 And I... I never, never, 760 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,700 never give up on them. 761 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,900 Ah! 762 00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:36,140 It's my birthright. 763 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:38,610 Ah! Ah! 764 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,550 Well, this is mine! 765 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,350 I can still fix this. 766 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,579 This is for Nicole. 767 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:51,159 And this is for making me feel worthless! 768 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,689 Ah! 769 00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:55,899 You can't kill me without killing yourself! 770 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,900 But she can. 771 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,370 Oh! 772 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,740 I'm your friend. 773 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:07,840 You love me. 774 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,940 - I love her more. - Oh. 775 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,480 Goddamn Earps. 776 00:38:25,090 --> 00:38:27,360 Hey. Hey, hey. 777 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,530 Don't let the bitch get away. 778 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,870 You slag! 779 00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,280 What are you doing? 780 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,919 Something I dreamed about every time 781 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,579 you kept me awake in my cell, 782 00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:47,180 whispering what you were gonna do to my daughter! 783 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,350 What is that? 784 00:38:53,390 --> 00:38:54,990 - It's him. - No. 785 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:58,199 That was fealty. 786 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,300 I swear... the girl was for you. 787 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,830 Ah! Ah! Ah! 788 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,570 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 789 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,000 Ah...! 790 00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:16,240 Bulshar! 791 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,240 Oh! 792 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:28,990 Come on, girls. 793 00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:30,940 Oh, let's go home. 794 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,719 Even though you were in the thrall 795 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,719 of a powerful super evil demon 796 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,150 and her unearthly baked goods, you said... 797 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:39,080 I said... 798 00:39:39,150 --> 00:39:43,890 that you are the only luscious, funny... 799 00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:45,300 - Yeah. - Yeah. 800 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,480 Hot-as-hell baby that I need. 801 00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:51,090 Then she got super pissed and threw me into the dresser, 802 00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:53,500 and... that's when the ring fell. 803 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,500 - Then it burned her? - Yeah. 804 00:39:55,570 --> 00:39:56,939 And then she got even more pissed 805 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:59,480 and tossed me into the closet. 806 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,880 Ironically. 807 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,240 - Ugh. - Hey, hey, she's gone now. 808 00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:06,180 That's what's important, right? 809 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,159 Right. 810 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,360 But the ring coming back to you, that's... 811 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:12,459 Yeah, kind of a creepy boomerang vibe. 812 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,549 Yeah... 813 00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:16,450 But it kept you safe from her. 814 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,979 I'm sorry. 815 00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:22,100 Sometimes things are... are so completely nuts, 816 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,990 and you, you... 817 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:27,900 well, you seem okay and sane and safe. 818 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,000 So I forget to give you the completely-nuts update. 819 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,819 Yeah, you know what? How about you just, uh, 820 00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:34,820 update me later, 'kay? 821 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,180 Bulshar! 822 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,580 I wish to speak to you. 823 00:40:46,650 --> 00:40:48,590 I am done with pity. 824 00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:51,380 I am not play acting the hero. 825 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:55,230 I have come with something you desire. 826 00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:01,530 Something I will never relinquish. 827 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:04,770 And I will never stop fighting for them. 828 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,140 Whatever it takes, I will do. 829 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,770 Even this. 830 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:17,210 I am Doc Holliday. 831 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,580 I do not fear the void. 832 00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:22,490 I spit into the void! 833 00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:24,920 So it seems, Bulshar, 834 00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:27,060 we do have an accord. 835 00:41:28,190 --> 00:41:30,060 I may be going to hell... 836 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,900 ...but I will drag you with me. 837 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:53,950 Ding-dong. Anyone home? 838 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,330 Something tells me I'm not getting more banana liqueur, am I? 839 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:05,080 Of course, any visit from a sweet Earp is... 840 00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:08,040 I came to tell you she ain't coming and she never will. 841 00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:09,239 Oh... 842 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,350 I'm working real hard on keeping my family safe. 843 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,440 And you know what? Part of keeping them safe... 844 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,740 means keeping them the hell away from you. 845 00:42:15,810 --> 00:42:17,470 Wynonna! 846 00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:20,180 I bear news of great joy. 847 00:42:21,010 --> 00:42:23,080 Your sister is blessed. 848 00:42:23,550 --> 00:42:25,980 Her real father, 849 00:42:26,050 --> 00:42:28,919 a fella named... Julian. 850 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,299 What about him? 851 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,040 He was an angel. 852 00:42:32,190 --> 00:42:36,620 An honest-to-God, heavens-above angel. 853 00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:44,220 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --