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I reopened
the Jesse Ray Beaumont case

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because my instincts told me
it was Lavinia

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who killed her brother Chet, and
my instincts are never wrong.

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Except when I thought Lavinia
didn't kill her husband.

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Murder. I got away with murder again.

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And very recently when I thought
she killed her brother Chet.

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Here is my passport,

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proving that I left for Spain
the day before Chet died.

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And that summer at camp
I wore a mesh tank top.

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Now that I'm defending
Jesse Ray,

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I need to do everything I can
to serve my client.

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Which is why I posted his bail

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and agreed to let him
live with me.

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My instincts tell me
he did not kill Chet.

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They also tell me that I should
get the hell out of here

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before he wakes up.

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Unh!

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What the [bleep]

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Prison 101.

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If someone whispers,
you get naked and tackle them.

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What do we know?

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It wasn't Lavinia and...

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I have
a splitting headache.

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Anne, do you have
any aspirin?

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I'll see
if I can find some.

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When did this door
get so tiny?

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I have a condition called
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

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Sometimes I perceive
size distortions

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that make things seem bigger
or smaller than they really are.

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Sometimes my husband likes it...

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and sometimes
he really hates it.

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Good morning, everyone.

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I found a quarter
on my way to work.

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Today is off
to a "suspicious" start.

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What's going on,
Dwayne?

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That's not Dwayne.

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He's using big words,

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he smells like fancier bologna,
and he's wearing shoelaces.

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Dwayne always trips
on shoelaces.

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It's me.

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Since I found out I'm a Peck,
I eat right,

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I talk good,
and I wear big-boy shoes.

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But I digest.

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30 years ago, Lavinia had
an affair with my daddy.

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The result of that intersex

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was a baby that was taken away
from her.

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We think that baby
was mine truly,

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which explains the mystery
branch on my family tree.

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You need to be careful,
Dwayne.

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I don't want your relationship
affecting our work.

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I need everyone
at their best.

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Amen. This is to wash down
the aspirin.

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Hey, I'm still
the same Dwayne, okay?

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We're still the dream team.

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We will rise from the ashes
like the mythical penis.

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credits

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Today is
the preliminary hearing,

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where the judge determines

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if there's enough evidence
to go to trial.

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The good news is,
Jesse Ray's first conviction

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was built completely on DNA
evidence that I got thrown out.

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I am doing quite well.

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I had a slight case of "labor,"
but I fought it off.

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No further questions.
[Bleep]

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My doctor recommended bed rest,
but I am not concerned.

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It's nothing
I cannot work through.

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Hello... Mama.

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Until we're sure you fruited
from my loom,

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call me Maybe-Mama,
just to be safe.

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Am I his mother?

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I did spawn a Reed,
so I suppose it's possible,

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though this one is a foot taller
than any Peck in history,

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and he does smell like what
I imagine bologna smells like.

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Still, it will be nice to use
my maternal instincts.

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Won't it, Fluffy?

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Won't it? Won't it?! Won't it?!

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All rise.

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Your Honor, since the DNA
evidence linking my client

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to the victim
has been thrown out,

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the defense requests that
charges be dropped

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and he please, God, be released
to his own custody.

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The People will prove
the defendant and the victim

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had a sexual relationship,

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which Jesse Ray used to
blackmail Chet.

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When Chet stopped paying
the hush money,

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Jesse Ray strangled him.

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My relationship with Chet
was purely intellectual.

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We would probe deep in the anals
of each other's minds,

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stroke each other's egos,

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cup each other's
cerebellums --

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Objection!
Misleading wordplay.

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This is a note Jesse Ray wrote
to the victim.

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I warn you, it is graphic
in nature.

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"Chet, I put my lawnmower
in your shed."

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"Yours, Jesse Ray."

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Dear Lord! I hope you're dressed
warm for your trip to Hell!

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Maybe-Mama!

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Jesse Ray did yardwork
for Chet.

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We all know
what "yardwork" is.

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We all know
what "lawnmower" is.

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And sadly, we all know
what "shed" is.

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Your Honor, the People
are trying to conjure up

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a fictional story
because they have no evidence.

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The People would like
to submit into evidence

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Mr. Beaumont's bank passbook.

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Passbook? Who uses a passbook?

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East Peck banks used passbooks
up until the SNL Crisis of 2011.

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That was a painful season of
"Saturday Night Live."

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For many here,
the Kristen Wiig character

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with the tiny hands
just hit too close to home.

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Hey, Dwayne!

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Hey, Jeb.

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This passbook shows that Chet
made monthly deposits of $3,000

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into an account
in Jesse Ray's name.

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When the payments stopped,
he viciously murdered Chet Peck.

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I'll never forget
where I was.

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I was in Barthelona,
headed to Ibitha,

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to drink thangria
when I heard the newth.

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How come
none of this evidence

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was presented
at the initial trial?

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Your client signed a confession
before it was entered.

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The confession was in
discovery you should've received

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from your client's former
counsel, Dr. Peter Rock N' Law.

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? Dr. Rock N' Law ?

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Previous counsel
smoked the discovery.

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We are going to trial.

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Again.

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Unh!

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Ohh! What the [bleep]

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I wasn't whispering!

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I'm sorry, but you just looked
so weak in court.

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My prison instincts
took over.

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I got too emotionally involved

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with both my former clients.

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Larry was like a father to me.

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Lavinia was like...
your mom's best friend

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who comes over day-drunk in a
towel when your mom's not home.

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The only difference is, I didn't
lose my virginity to Lavinia

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like I did to Mrs. Morgenstern.

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Don't use her name.

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Good news is, zero chance

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I'm getting emotionally involved
with that guy.

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You are [bleep] killing me!

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Why in the world are you getting
so beat up about this?

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I cannot help you
if you don't tell me

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about the money
Chet gave you.

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Well, I'd love to, but I never,
never, ever talk about money,

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nor do I talk about my
relationship with Chet.

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It is nothing personal.
I just don't trust lawyers.

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You also don't trust
squirrels.

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I sure do trust squirrels.

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Even though my own client won't
talk to me,

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I still have an obligation
to build a case for him.

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So Dwayne and I are going
to go meet

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two of Jesse Ray's
closest friends

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who were supposed to be called

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as character witnesses
in the first trial.

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Their names are...

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Oh, no, that can't be right.

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-Mr. Boom?
-That's me.

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You must be the lawyer.

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-Lawyer!
-Don't mind Echo.

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Took a few too many cannonballs
in the head,

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if you know what I mean.

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I'm assuming you mean
"one."

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One!

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Make sure your wallet's
velcroed.

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These people
are very sketchy.

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Dwayne!
Look at your shoes!

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Ain't you afraid of tripping
over them laces?

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-Laces!
-Hello, Neil.

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Eric.

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Now that I'm half Peck,

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I need to associate with a --
a higher calendar of people.

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As such, I'm going to meet
my Maybe-Mama for brunch.

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Which I assume is bread
dipped in punch.

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The prosecution has a passbook

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that shows Jesse Ray making
withdrawals from a bank --

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I'm gonna stop you
right there.

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If you have a passbook from
Jesse Ray, it's a fake.

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Fake!

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If there's one thing
he didn't trust, it's banks.

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If there's two things
he didn't trust --

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I know -- squirrels.

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Oh, no, he trusts squirrels.

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They're everywhere.

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Everywhere!

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Thank you for your time.

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Uh, wait, wait.

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Jesse Ray's a complicated
individual.

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The only person he ever trusted
besides Chet is me.

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-Me!
-And him.

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Him!

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Look, if it'll help
Jesse Ray,

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I'll tell you
everything I know.

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Right after my set.

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Great. Thank you.

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So, how long have
you known Mr. Boom?

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Crowd:
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

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And this is our murder board.

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It's so interesting.

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Maybe-Mama insisted we do brunch
at my office.

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? Murder board, murder board,
murder board ?

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I do that, too.
That must be generic.

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I must take some pictures of it.

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Never had a parent show any
interest in my work.

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My daddy was too busy
riding the Tractor.

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The Tractor is what we called
our neighbor

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'cause she plowed everything.

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Just slide a little
to the right.

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A little slidey-slide.

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Two more big-boy steps.

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In fact, come stand
behind me, dear.

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? Murder board ?

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? Murder board ?

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? Murder board ?

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Oh, shoot, I blinked.

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I got it.

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Two things came out
of Mr. Boom -- part of his colon

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and the news that Jesse Ray
would never have a bank account.

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Now, Carol Anne Keane's case
hinges on this passbook,

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so we need to prove
it's a fake.

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Everyone in town knows that
if you need fake documents,

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you go see
"Forge Clooney."

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Mr. Clooney.

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What can I get you?
Ice-cream sundae?

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Soft serve? State I.D.?

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Josh has some questions
for you,

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so I'm going to help myself
to a sample cup of yogurt.

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Can you tell if this passbook
is a fraud?

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Whoa. We don't use the F word
around here.

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I do custom artisanal
forgery.

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Well, isn't that
also an F word?

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Get the [bleep]
out of my shop.

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I did not mean to insult
your craft, Forge.

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Thin paper,
spelling errors galore...

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Yep, this is the real deal.

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East Peck Savings and Loan.

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There's no way
you can be wrong?

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Any forgeries in this town
come through me,

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and that is not my work.

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Let me know if you ever need
a passport or driver's license.

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I'm just gonna take
the sample cup to-go.

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It was Jesse Ray's bank account,

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so he was taking money
from Chet.

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Maybe he is guilty.

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I took this case

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because I already helped set
one murderer free.

252
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,027
I can't make
that same mistake again.

253
00:10:58,052 --> 00:10:59,096
So...

254
00:10:59,121 --> 00:11:00,794
I think the best thing
for everybody

255
00:11:00,819 --> 00:11:01,990
is to strike a plea deal.

256
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,911
And I'm hoping Carol Anne Keane

257
00:11:03,936 --> 00:11:05,934
will see eye-to-eye with me
on this.

258
00:11:17,211 --> 00:11:19,680
Not a chance.

259
00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:28,711
You tried to get me
a plea deal?

260
00:11:28,736 --> 00:11:31,094
Man, you are just like
my last lawyer!

261
00:11:31,119 --> 00:11:33,297
Except without
the sick guitar riffs.

262
00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:35,149
? Rock N' Law ?

263
00:11:35,174 --> 00:11:37,915
I am not like
Dr. Rock N' Law.

264
00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:38,954
You're right.

265
00:11:38,979 --> 00:11:42,446
At least Dr. Rock N' Law didn't
pretend to give a crap!

266
00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:45,493
All I do is give a crap!

267
00:11:45,522 --> 00:11:46,758
That's my problem!

268
00:11:46,783 --> 00:11:48,688
That's why I'm in
this crap situation

269
00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:50,549
on a crap case
with a crap client!

270
00:11:52,914 --> 00:11:54,907
-You think I'm crap?
-I didn't mean it that way.

271
00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:56,219
Well, guess what.

272
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:59,219
I think
you're a crap lawyer.

273
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,290
Okay.
I know you didn't mean tha--

274
00:12:01,315 --> 00:12:02,993
I do. You're fired!

275
00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,516
I'll see you at home.

276
00:12:10,743 --> 00:12:12,766
It was never gonna work out
with me and Jesse Ray.

277
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,365
My quitting was the best move
for both of us.

278
00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:15,930
Well, technically,
you got fired.

279
00:12:15,955 --> 00:12:17,025
But it was
an emotional response.

280
00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:18,486
It was like what happened
with Barbara Morgenstern.

281
00:12:18,511 --> 00:12:19,845
I was gonna break up
with her.

282
00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,717
She went back to her husband.
It happens.

283
00:12:21,858 --> 00:12:23,318
Then you get in a fight
with Mr. Morgenstern

284
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,970
on the front lawn,
dad comes over to break it up.

285
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,267
Mom starts crying 'cause
she lost her best friend.

286
00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:28,002
It happens!
Then you move to Massapequa.

287
00:12:28,739 --> 00:12:30,445
What is going on
right now, dude?

288
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:33,825
I'm upset because I've never
been fired before.

289
00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:35,918
The case is unwinnable.

290
00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,153
All your cases
are unwinnable.

291
00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,427
And yet you keep winning.

292
00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:42,567
I think that's sexy.

293
00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:45,106
There are other ways
to be sexy.

294
00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:52,543
Look, I know you'll do
the right thing.

295
00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:56,637
I also know Jesse Ray's current
lawyer is much worse than you.

296
00:12:56,662 --> 00:12:59,028
This court was built on lies.

297
00:12:59,053 --> 00:13:02,059
And an ancient Chicora
burial ground.

298
00:13:02,084 --> 00:13:05,418
I will now howl
like the Chicora once did.

299
00:13:05,605 --> 00:13:07,816
A-oooo!

300
00:13:07,911 --> 00:13:11,083
Jesse Ray's on his own.
We're moving on.

301
00:13:11,489 --> 00:13:13,426
Unless you guys think
that maybe we should,

302
00:13:13,451 --> 00:13:15,036
like, still try
and help Jesse Ray?

303
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,153
If I wanted to be in charge,
I'd open my own law firm

304
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:20,278
instead of half-assing it
around here.

305
00:13:20,303 --> 00:13:22,333
Guys, I need your help.

306
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,388
I mean, I-I really don't know
what to do.

307
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,473
I-I-I feel like I've lost
perspective.

308
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:31,960
We can start with whatever was
in that gigantic crater hole.

309
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,020
That's a thumbtack hole.

310
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,434
What was here before?

311
00:13:39,459 --> 00:13:40,637
You could ask Lavinia.

312
00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:42,450
She took pictures of everything
in the office.

313
00:13:42,475 --> 00:13:45,754
Dwayne, this is why I told you
not to trust Lavinia.

314
00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:46,973
She stole evidence!

315
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,559
Hey, watch what you say
about Maybe-Mama.

316
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,551
You need to use
better judgment.

317
00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:54,254
Well, look who's calling
the kettle corn!

318
00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:59,247
Fired or not, I have to at least
try to do the right thing.

319
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,020
And if Jesse Ray won't talk
to me, then I have to follow

320
00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:04,184
the one lead that could blow
this whole thing wide open.

321
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:07,122
Mr. Boom, Jesse Ray is in real
trouble, so don't lie to me.

322
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,732
I know that his passbook
is real

323
00:14:08,757 --> 00:14:10,216
and that he was getting money
from Chet.

324
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,856
Why would he need money
from Chet?

325
00:14:11,881 --> 00:14:14,098
Jesse Ray was loaded.
-Loaded!

326
00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:15,499
What are you talking about?

327
00:14:15,524 --> 00:14:17,193
Jesse Ray doesn't have
a pot to piss in.

328
00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:18,356
Since I hid my pots.

329
00:14:18,381 --> 00:14:21,661
Before he went away, Jesse Ray
gave us $3,000 a month.

330
00:14:22,635 --> 00:14:24,262
He said it was from doing
"yardwork,"

331
00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:25,286
and we never questioned it

332
00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:26,812
because we know
what yardwork means.

333
00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:29,506
-[Bleep] jobs!
-Echo, no!

334
00:14:29,566 --> 00:14:31,598
He was doing
actual yardwork.

335
00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,059
And he was giving you guys
everything he earned.

336
00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:36,223
That's the kind of guy
Jesse Ray was.

337
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,987
Wow.
I was way off about him.

338
00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:40,510
Most people are.

339
00:14:40,535 --> 00:14:43,830
In fact, we want to hire you
to represent him.

340
00:14:43,855 --> 00:14:45,148
We can pay.

341
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,808
My quote is zero dollars.

342
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,376
How's 20 grand cash?

343
00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:50,106
Seriously?

344
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:52,083
Yep. It's left over
from Jesse Ray.

345
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,943
That money was
for medical expenses,

346
00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:55,470
but we stayed fit
as fiddles.

347
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,192
-Fiddles!
-Got it on me.

348
00:14:57,217 --> 00:14:58,700
I can pay you after my set.

349
00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:05,024
See, Echo, the lesson here is,
always trust your--

350
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:07,989
Wait. Did he say
"on him"?

351
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:19,797
Turns out money
was not a motive.

352
00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:21,741
This case is still probably
unwinnable,

353
00:15:21,766 --> 00:15:23,267
but, hey, that's where I shine.

354
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:25,165
Hopefully, Jesse Ray didn't do
too much damage

355
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,321
in the one day
he represented himself.

356
00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:29,679
What's that?
Who's there?

357
00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:32,227
Uh, it's Josh.
Where is everyone?

358
00:15:32,984 --> 00:15:35,860
Oh. You missed it.
Jesse Ray was amazing.

359
00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,803
He got the whole case
thrown out.

360
00:15:37,828 --> 00:15:39,469
You are kidding me.

361
00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:41,412
Of course I'm kidding you.
He's a loon.

362
00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:42,772
Two minutes
into his manifesto,

363
00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:44,665
he got arrested
for contempt of court.

364
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:46,438
That lasted longer than
I thought.

365
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:47,266
Why are you still here?

366
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,584
My intern had a torts class,

367
00:15:48,609 --> 00:15:50,736
and the jackass left
the emergency brake on.

368
00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:53,165
I don't think he likes me.
-I don't see why.

369
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,829
You're delightful.
-Shut up.

370
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,898
Why are you here?
I heard you got fired.

371
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,055
Unclear.
And Jesse Ray needs me.

372
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,626
Oh, my God,
you are such a sucker.

373
00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:03,024
You think you know me
so well, but --

374
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,938
Ohh! My back is seizing up.
Oh, it's seizing up.

375
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:07,341
Where? Here?
In here?

376
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,290
Suckaaaaa.

377
00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:10,352
Goodbye.

378
00:16:10,377 --> 00:16:12,172
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Please, for reals.

379
00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,032
I'm in immense pain,
and that felt so good.

380
00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:16,305
Move over.

381
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:22,969
You sure your lover
won't mind?

382
00:16:22,994 --> 00:16:26,126
Barbara is not my lover!
It was 15 years ago.

383
00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:28,493
Plus, my mom heard in temple
that she's drinking again.

384
00:16:28,518 --> 00:16:31,235
That is Sam's problem now.
-Who the hell is Barbara?

385
00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:33,871
Oh, you meant Nina.

386
00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:36,986
Yeah.
Yeah, Nina's cool.

387
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:41,316
She knows that my relationship
with you is --

388
00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:42,706
is strictly professional.

389
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,878
It is.
Now flip over.

390
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,589
I'm big spoon.

391
00:16:57,576 --> 00:17:00,988
Just sit still.
Sit. Sit.

392
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,628
Too tight.
I can't breathe!

393
00:17:02,653 --> 00:17:04,739
You're a Peck.
Breathe through your nose.

394
00:17:06,824 --> 00:17:08,165
Whoa.
That's a game changer.

395
00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:12,205
You going somewhere,
Maybe-Mama?

396
00:17:12,706 --> 00:17:15,027
Oh, I'm going to leave
the country for a little bit.

397
00:17:15,052 --> 00:17:17,763
I did get you this
little tie pin to wear,

398
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,355
so you can think of me.

399
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,081
A tie pin?

400
00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:23,378
Thank you.

401
00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:26,886
Oh! This is how
you keep your laces tied.

402
00:17:26,911 --> 00:17:28,246
Be smarter.

403
00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:29,980
Wear this with pride.

404
00:17:30,286 --> 00:17:32,042
Like a Peck.

405
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:35,753
So, should I look after
Peck Gardens while you're gone?

406
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:36,946
No.

407
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:37,886
-Why?
-No.

408
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:38,785
Why?
No.

409
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,777
-Why? Why? Why?
-No. No. No.

410
00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:42,137
Stop it, stop it, stop it!

411
00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,380
I'm going to say something
in a way

412
00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:46,240
that will probably
destroy you.

413
00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:49,122
There is no chance
you're a Peck.

414
00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,302
This whole thing
was a ruse.

415
00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:53,927
Now, help me
with my bags, dear.

416
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:55,825
What are you talking about?

417
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:59,130
I don't know what primordial,
twisted gene pool

418
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:03,301
you oozed from,
but it certainly wasn't Peck.

419
00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:05,441
What are you saying?

420
00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:08,427
My son was sent away
when he was a baby.

421
00:18:08,582 --> 00:18:09,981
You are not Trig.

422
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:15,052
You are 100%, unadulterated,
pure Reed!

423
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:22,981
Well, I disagree
to disagree!

424
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,882
Whoa!

425
00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:27,214
Oh [bleep]

426
00:18:28,695 --> 00:18:29,863
I'm sorry.

427
00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:32,450
You are not a crap client,

428
00:18:32,475 --> 00:18:34,091
and this is not a crap case.

429
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,513
Apology accepted.

430
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:41,364
And I'm obviously not
a crap lawyer.

431
00:18:41,972 --> 00:18:43,145
Sure.

432
00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:48,096
Anyway, thank you
for believing in me.

433
00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:50,040
Let's get you home, huh?

434
00:18:50,065 --> 00:18:53,401
Actually, I, uh --
I'm gonna stay.

435
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:56,185
I like it here.
There are boundaries.

436
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,474
People don't freak out
if you tackle them naked.

437
00:18:58,499 --> 00:19:00,903
All right.
Well, be careful.

438
00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:04,489
I'll be fine.
They can take away my freedom,

439
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,817
but they can never take away
what's in here.

440
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,945
[ Whispering ]
A thousand bees.

441
00:19:14,322 --> 00:19:18,243
It was just nice to think my
name finally meant something,

442
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:20,289
instead of just
a cinnamon for doodie.

443
00:19:20,314 --> 00:19:22,679
Dwayne, stop it.
There will be plenty of time

444
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,281
to feel bad after Jesse Ray
is executed.

445
00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:27,975
Jesse Ray is not
going to be executed.

446
00:19:28,882 --> 00:19:29,859
Probably.

447
00:19:29,884 --> 00:19:31,492
So, what do we have?

448
00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:34,014
Two sketchy character witnesses,

449
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,788
a suspect that wasn't even
in the country...

450
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:38,757
Hey.

451
00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:40,616
What happened to the copy
of Lavinia's passport?

452
00:19:40,641 --> 00:19:42,351
That's what Lavinia took.

453
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:45,226
It's as plain as the giant nose
on your face.

454
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,398
-Wow.
-No, it's okay.

455
00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:47,966
She has this
Alice in Wonderland thing.

456
00:19:47,991 --> 00:19:49,062
Right.

457
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,851
Well, we need another copy
of that passport.

458
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,336
Well,
will the original do?

459
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:55,992
You stole Lavinia's passport?

460
00:19:56,608 --> 00:19:59,250
I skinned my elbow pretty bad
when I tripped on my laces.

461
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:02,031
I just grabbed something to stop
the bleeding.

462
00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:04,896
Just doing my job,
I guess.

463
00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:07,857
Why would Lavinia take the copy
of her passport?

464
00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:10,224
That's her alibi, that she was
out of the country.

465
00:20:10,249 --> 00:20:14,607
She left East Peck on Saturday,
November 15, 2008.

466
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:16,310
-That's impossible.
-Yeah.

467
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,505
"13 days has November, April,
May, Ate December --"

468
00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:20,934
I lost it.

469
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:23,503
There was no Saturday,
November 15th that year.

470
00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:25,488
I remember because I had
to cancel

471
00:20:25,513 --> 00:20:26,885
my daughter's birthday party

472
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,978
because Mickey Moose
didn't see his breath.

473
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:30,283
Which means that Saturday

474
00:20:30,308 --> 00:20:32,041
would've been replaced by
a second Friday --

475
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,902
And I really need
to get out of this town.

476
00:20:33,927 --> 00:20:38,025
If there was no Saturday,
then this stamp is a fake.

477
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:40,369
Let me know if you ever
need a passport.

478
00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:41,955
Lavinia was in town.

479
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:44,603
She had something to do
with this murder!

480
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:47,361
I knew it!
My instincts are never wrong!

481
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:55,369
And the best part is, a Reed
is going to take down a Peck.

482
00:20:58,017 --> 00:21:01,182
Who's breathing through
whose nose now?!

483
00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:04,789
Murder board! Murder board!

484
00:21:04,949 --> 00:21:06,283
Murder board! Murder board!

485
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,976
Murder board!
Murder board!

486
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,001
Murder board!

487
00:21:10,026 --> 00:21:17,125
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