1 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,431 Hey! 2 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:05,357 Rise and shine, Princess. It's your big day. 3 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,276 Hope you got your beauty sleep. 4 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,528 Ugh! She did it again. 5 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,698 Please, let me go on a crusade! 6 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,200 Anything's safer than guarding that princess. 7 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,542 All in. 8 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,545 Call. 9 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,174 Two pair. 10 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,426 Not so fast. 11 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,803 Three me's. 12 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,555 That's only two. 13 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:39,433 One, two, me. 14 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:40,892 Money's mine. 15 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,563 Not when I got the knife. 16 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,026 Hmm. 17 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,746 See you guys tomorrow. 18 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:47,793 You've had your fun. Now it's time to get married. 19 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,213 Would Your Highness care to get in? 20 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,802 - Morning, Princess! - Lovely day, miss! 21 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,053 How's it hanging, Princess? 22 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:01,390 - Sorry I can't make your wedding. - You wanna switch places? 23 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,516 No, I'm good. 24 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,144 - Enjoy your special day. - You, too. 25 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,065 Morning, Princess. Care to try my new cure-all? 26 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,733 It wards off deadly plague. 27 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,986 I'm actually hoping for death. Thanks, though. 28 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,658 Gah! Quit judging me, Dad. 29 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,594 Mmm. 30 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:43,682 This one needs royaling up. More columns, more frosting. 31 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,184 And neither of these looks like me. 32 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:49,438 Make them both look like me. Then, get rid of one! 33 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,865 Ugh. Cakes. 34 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,659 Did you make sure to add extra frosting? 35 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,787 Of course, I... Hey! Where were you? 36 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,330 Oh, I understand, darling. 37 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,625 On my wedding day, I also had butterflies in stomach. 38 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,627 I shouldn't have eaten so many. 39 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:17,883 I just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the happiest day of my life. 40 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:22,262 Silence! The delegation from Bentwood arrives any moment. 41 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:26,016 Take off those common clothes and come down looking like a princess! 42 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,601 As you wish, Father. 43 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:35,275 Anybody looks at her, they get their head chopped off. 44 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,822 Oh, boy, did I look at her! 45 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,201 What? 46 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:59,299 Great. I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I'm a virgin? 47 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:02,761 It's not a veil, ma'am. It's your corset. 48 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:06,640 See? It pushes all the mincemeat to the top of the pie. 49 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:10,018 All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? 50 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,313 I thought that I'd get married for true love, or because I was wasted. 51 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,690 Lots of reasons to get married, ma'am. 52 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,692 I got married for a goat. 53 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:21,154 Now, let's hurry. The prince will be here any minute to marry you 54 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,740 and, time permitting, meet you. 55 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,494 Eh? Huh? 56 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,621 How do I look? Spiffy, right? 57 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,249 I had the dogs lick me clean twice. 58 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,307 Announcing the King and Queen of Bentwood, 59 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,561 Lorenzo the First and Bunny. 60 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,439 Welcome, Your Highnesses. 61 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,900 My new King-and-Queen-in-laws. 62 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,487 Or should I just call you brother and sister? 63 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:05,031 We are brother and sister. What of it? 64 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,992 And their son-slash-nephew, 65 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:11,413 hero of the Battle Against That Bird That Flew Into The Room One Time, 66 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:15,250 groom-to-be, Prince Guysbert of Bentwood. 67 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,087 Va-va-voom! 68 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,048 You never do that for me. 69 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:28,305 - I hate this feeling. - Sobriety, ma'am? 70 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,350 No, I just feel like my life is ending. I can't even smile. 71 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,355 Don't worry. We'll make your cheeks look nice and rosy. 72 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,984 Whores rouge. Ladies leech. 73 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:46,323 You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy? 74 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:31,159 Elfo! Kissy! No tummy touching! 75 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:35,038 Kissy, save your lips for the prepackaged candy assortments. 76 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:39,334 And, Elfo, it's like you don't appreciate your assembly-line job. 77 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,128 Yeah, uh, it's kinda not the one I wanted. 78 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,882 I'm kinda not always... happy? 79 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,677 But we're singing. 80 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:53,348 Yeah, singing while you work's not happiness. It's mental illness. 81 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,683 Wha... 82 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,936 Ugh! I'm sick of being happy all the time. 83 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,729 Just once, I wish... 84 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,650 I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable. 85 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,412 Hmm. 86 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,833 What is going on with this gift? 87 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,836 Open the gates of... I mean, the ribbon. 88 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,259 Princess Tiabeanie, 89 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:34,347 you are hereby cursed from the deepest depths of the underworld! 90 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,432 Oh! What? 91 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,852 You look great, though. Nice to meet you. They call me Luci. 92 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,105 - Guards! Guards! - Shh! Shh! 93 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,983 A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me. 94 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,568 Shut up! Silenzio! 95 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,155 First up, not a ghost. 96 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,823 Ghosts are losers that got murdered. 97 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,868 - I am a demon. - You're a demon? 98 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,662 That's right. In fact, your personal demon. 99 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,080 Get used to it, 100 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,666 'cause you are stuck with me for all eter... 101 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,507 ...nity. 102 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,140 And so the demonic binding begins. 103 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,769 Yes, our emissary will steer her towards the darkness. 104 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,854 It may take months, even years. 105 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,522 So, we'll need chairs. 106 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,316 Dark chairs. 107 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,075 Oh, Elfo, you're so naughty. 108 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,285 Why is everyone always saying that? 109 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:41,039 Just because I'm not jolly all the time doesn't make me a weirdo. 110 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,458 Hey! Get outta here, Weirdo! 111 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,253 But it's like you do the slightest thing here, 112 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,589 - and everyone freaks out. - Mmm-hmm. 113 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,300 It's like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses. 114 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,218 Oh, yeah. 115 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,763 - Your whining really turns me on. - There's more where that came from. 116 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,849 We spend all day making candy to earn candy. 117 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,559 It doesn't make any sense! 118 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,562 You're so sad. You're a sad little elf! 119 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,482 Kissy! What in humping heavens is going on? 120 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,900 Nothing, Father! 121 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,945 Weirdo doesn't take his pants off for nothing. Elfo? 122 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,113 Oh! Ow. 123 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,116 This is the last straw. You're going to be punished. 124 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,035 What are you gonna do? Give me a paddling with a big wollypop? 125 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,789 This is serious. You'll be hanged from the Gumdrop Tree. 126 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:32,215 Oh, this is all me fault, my boy. I got something to tell ya. 127 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,633 Oh! Pops! 128 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:37,137 Well, it's gonna take a while, so let me pull up this chair. 129 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,096 Hey. 130 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,056 - Now, what was I saying? - Ow! 131 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,268 Oh, yeah, it all started when I first laid eyes on your mother. 132 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,310 I mean, hands. 133 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,937 I couldn't keep them to myself, 134 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,814 and all of a sudden, she gave me a right hook, 135 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,190 - and I was in love. - Pops! 136 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,237 Whoa! 137 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:56,781 Olé! 138 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,451 I'm already cursed enough. 139 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,204 I don't need some demon making my life worse. 140 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,664 Oh! 141 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,207 That's no ladies' mace. 142 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:13,965 Yeah, look, you're stuck with me forever, so just take a deep breath and... 143 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,425 Ow! 144 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,343 Ow! Ow! Ow! 145 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,933 And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift. 146 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,395 If you don't calm down, this is gonna be a long forever. 147 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,231 Okay, you win. 148 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,656 I told you elves are too light to hang. 149 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,992 The last guy we hanged died of old age. 150 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,535 Fine. Stab him! 151 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,996 Father, stop! 152 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,498 You can't just kill every guy that kisses me. 153 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,875 Sure I can. 154 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,011 Run, Elfo! Run far away! 155 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,054 Come with me! 156 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,052 Kissy, you've come this far. Don't you want to see the outside world? 157 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:44,889 Elfo, I've never said this before, but I can't go all the way. 158 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,811 Elfo, no! It is forbidden. 159 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,021 I don't know why we keep that lever there. 160 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,773 Elfo, I warn thee. 161 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,151 For centuries, no elf has ever left Elfwood. 162 00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,029 - Except Leavo. - Speak no more of Leavo, Speako! 163 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,323 Please don't open it. 164 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:07,078 All will be forgiven as long as you obey the Jolly Code. 165 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,331 Ugh... Scribeldy-scrobeldy-screw the Jolly Code! 166 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,708 Wha... 167 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,502 I wanna taste something other than sweetness. 168 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,046 I want to cry salty tears, 169 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,589 learn bitter truths. 170 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:23,136 I want to take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard. 171 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:28,057 Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools. 172 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:51,289 Take one step further, you're on your own. 173 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,001 No elf has ever returned, not even Returno. 174 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,253 Elfo, you'll die out there. 175 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,799 I'd rather die a big death than live a small life. 176 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,737 Wow. 177 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,449 For the first time in my life, I feel completely calm and... 178 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,585 Personal demon. 179 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,670 - So, you'll do my bidding? - Uh, no. 180 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:44,133 I'm a princess. I can't do my own bidding. How are you even useful? 181 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,468 Okay. Hmm. 182 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,388 You know that voice in your head that says to do the right thing? 183 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,139 I'm the guy yelling over it. 184 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:54,560 Yeah, I'm the guy that makes you feel good about doing bad things. 185 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,522 - You're like a terrible friend? - I never said I'm your friend. 186 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,107 Look at this cake. 187 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,026 It's not even about me. It's about the stupid alliance. 188 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,321 Shame you're a princess and too dainty to do anything about it. 189 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,205 I think you'll be very pleased with the revised cake, Your Highness. 190 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,168 Nice likeness. Competent latticework. 191 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,089 Moving down, sugar columns seem structurally sound. 192 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:27,969 Back looks good. And just a cursory glance at the bottom tier. 193 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,220 And it says... 194 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,222 "Get Bent, Dad." 195 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,057 Isn't that... What? 196 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,017 Bean! 197 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,985 Caramel can be a coating, a filling, or a candy unto itself. 198 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,447 Now, a cousin to caramel is nougat, which essentially is... 199 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,627 Oh. Hi, I'm Elfo. And you are? 200 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,504 Busy. We're at war here. 201 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,505 What's war? 202 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,432 Wee! 203 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,392 Now we're meeting new people. 204 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,397 Yikes. 205 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,191 Huh? 206 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,796 Hi, I'm Elfo. 207 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,677 Yeow! 208 00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:01,270 Well, I like war, but I wouldn't say I love it. 209 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,124 Wha... 210 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,459 Ooh. 211 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,962 - I'm glad you can't see this. Bye! - Huh? 212 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,261 - Oh! - Ah! 213 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,430 Tonight is wedding night, so is time we had talk. 214 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,517 - I know I am not your mother. - Please don't. 215 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,895 - But I do have sex with your father. - God, Oona. Ew. 216 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,898 I do not need a sex talk from my stepmother. 217 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,777 Tonight, you will be expect to perform your wifely duties. 218 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,197 I mention because it was difficult for me with the tentacles. 219 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,615 I don't have tentacles. 220 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,951 Your husband will have tentacles. 221 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,120 Are you trying to say testicles? 222 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:03,291 I don't know. Just leave your eggs on the nightstand and get out of there. 223 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,462 Hmm. 224 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,061 Man, I'm starving. 225 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,231 I should've grabbed one of those gumdrops when they were hanging me. 226 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,364 I'm Elfo, by the way. What's your name? 227 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,033 We are but humble people. 228 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,493 We have no names, but you can call me Farmer. 229 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,287 Our food is not flavorful, 230 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,664 but we humbly offer it for your sustenance. 231 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,208 Are you kidding me? This stuff looks amazing. 232 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,835 All I've ever eaten is candy. 233 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,004 Candy? Are you a king? 234 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,422 No. 235 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,758 Mmm. Mmm! Oh! 236 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,510 I am sorry our food will bring you no joy. 237 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,678 This is delicious! 238 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:01,015 I beg you, sir. We are far too humble to receive praise. 239 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,476 I can't help it. You deserve praise. 240 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:07,104 - We deserve to be beaten with our food. - I would rather eat it. 241 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:11,525 - It's so incredibly good! - Now you've praised us too far. 242 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,362 - You must leave our humble home! - Get out, praiser. 243 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,157 Thanks again! It was delicious! 244 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,159 You're ruining our lives! 245 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,922 Announcing King Zog, Queen Oona and... Who cares? 246 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,427 What do you see? 247 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,055 Ooh! Everybody got shoes. 248 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:47,395 How long is this gonna last? I'm not exactly comfortable in a church. 249 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,108 That's communion wine. 250 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,987 - You could use some, though. - I really shouldn't. 251 00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:01,033 Times when you really shouldn't are exactly when you really should. 252 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:09,083 Drinking wine with a demon. Not exactly the wedding day I wished for. 253 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,466 Hmm! 254 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,932 I'm supposed to be surrounded by people I like. 255 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,600 I don't even have my real mother. 256 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,272 Who needs a mother when you've got bridesmaids? 257 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,315 - No bridesmaids? - No. 258 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,859 - How about friends? - Uh-uh. 259 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,277 Only drinking buddies. 260 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,279 To drinking buddies. 261 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,948 Better than bridesmaids. Better than mothers. 262 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,951 I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies. 263 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,455 And I came out perfect. 264 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:54,879 Dearly beloved, as we stand here in this overly large building, 265 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,673 designed to make us feel small and inadequate, 266 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,885 we ask the invisible God we think is up there, 267 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,846 to watch over us if He, She, 268 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,767 or It is even capable of things like watching over us... 269 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,394 This religion is still in its early stages. 270 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,146 Nobody knows anything for sure, 271 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:17,651 but if I talk with confidence, you dopes will believe anything I say. 272 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,322 Whoa! Pops. 273 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:25,534 I'm just kicking back with my new cat. 274 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,621 Me? Ow. Meow. That's what cats say, right? 275 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,456 I'm not here to answer cat questions. 276 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,001 Now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk. 277 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,881 - Are you trying to make a jerk out of me? - Yes. 278 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,098 Wow! 279 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,975 It's so small. 280 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,728 Oh, wait, I'm far away. 281 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,696 Do you, Guysbert, most Exalted Prince of Bentwood, 282 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,156 Slayer of Metallica, 283 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,118 take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? 284 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,787 Duh... 285 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,913 Okay. 286 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,667 And do you, Princess Tiabeanie, a single woman, 287 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,837 take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 288 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,931 No! 289 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:35,771 Ah. 290 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,569 I didn't mean for that. I'm so sorry. 291 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,280 He's dead. 292 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:48,659 Uh, I think I'm still alive. No, wait. Nevermind. 293 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,327 I want my gift back. 294 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,289 - Wait! Wait! Wait! - Don't leave! Stab that guy. 295 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,461 - This wedding is all messed up. - We've got to save the alliance. 296 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,338 - What are we gonna do? - We've got another son. 297 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,173 Why didn't you say so? What's his name? 298 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,176 - God... Uh, Merkimer. - Merkimer. 299 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,304 Okay, watch this. Here we go. 300 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,848 Everybody, sit down. 301 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:16,478 In consultation with Guysbert's grieving parents, 302 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,356 we've decided the princess can still marry. 303 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,357 What? 304 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:23,068 Presenting Guysbert's younger brother, 305 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:27,406 the new heir to the throne of Bentwood, Prince Merkimer. 306 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,616 Don't be sad. 307 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,659 She would have left him for me anyway. 308 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:35,205 Uh... Actually, I'd be fine if someone could just slide my head up a bit. 309 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,708 Hush! There's a wedding in progress. 310 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,962 Do you, Prince Merkimer of Bentwood... 311 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,298 You gotta be kidding me. Father, you can't make me... 312 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,216 The king can make anyone! 313 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,302 You do. You do. 314 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,304 Say "man and wife." 315 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,806 I now pronounce you man and... 316 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,395 Uh... Hi, I'm Elfo. 317 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,022 What are all your names? 318 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,273 What the hell is that? 319 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,192 - An elf. - A magical elf. 320 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,694 Elves haven't been seen in centuries. 321 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,571 Imagine the possibilities. 322 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:11,241 With elf magic, I could progress far beyond card tricks. 323 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,163 A shiny gold Zog to whoever seizes the elf. 324 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,670 Oh, I'll get you, wee elf! 325 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,713 Oh! 326 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:26,465 Ah! 327 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:39,895 Ah! 328 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:46,735 Whoa! 329 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,409 So how'd it go? 330 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,621 That good, huh? 331 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:03,460 The wedding is ruined. The demon is performing exquisitely. 332 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:08,507 But look. There's a complication. They've been joined by a tiny dork. 333 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,425 Ow. 334 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,802 It's fire, Cloyd. It's hot. 335 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,346 I know. I was there. 336 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:20,394 Elfo has left the building with Bean. 337 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:24,356 No worry. I'm an expert hunter, and I'll track down the woman I love. 338 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,899 Keep the champagne chilled. 339 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,736 I shall return before the last uncle passes out. 340 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:32,406 My Knights of the Zog Table will aid you. Knights! 341 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,577 Pendergast, who are your best trackers? 342 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,954 That would be Stryker and Bolt, sire. 343 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,041 But they're lost, so, it'll be Turbish and Mertz. 344 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,377 We won't get tired this time. 345 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:09,860 It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you're kind of slowing us down. 346 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,278 Mind if I give you a ride? 347 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,405 Mind? I don't mind at all. 348 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:28,295 Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings... 349 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,639 Oh, no. 350 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,434 Stand back, chumps. 351 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:45,145 Watch as a non-chump chumps these chumps. 352 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,376 Before today, we had neither riches nor magic. 353 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:12,131 Then today, for one blessed second, we almost had both. 354 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,882 And now you got bupkis! 355 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,885 Oh, no. 356 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,857 Ow, ow, ow! 357 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,901 Ow, ow, ow! 358 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,403 Oh! Ah! 359 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,487 Why me? 360 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,451 No one could survive that many tumbles. 361 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,412 Oh. 362 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,683 I've never had a nightmare. Is this one? 363 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,611 The footprints stop dead right here. 364 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,614 - Where did they go? - Only one place they could have gone. 365 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,865 Start digging. 366 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,201 I have theory. Maybe they go up. 367 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:25,495 I won't even dignify that with an upward glance. 368 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:26,413 Ugh. 369 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,669 Hey, there. 370 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:36,340 I haven't seen you in this tree before. You looking for a good time? 371 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,676 A fairy? Maybe she can help us. Do you do magic? 372 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,180 Sure, I've done a trick or two. What do you have in mind? 373 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,516 I was forced into a wedding, and I wish I had my freedom to... 374 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,602 Hey, I'm gonna stop you right there. 375 00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:51,355 Wishes sound free. I don't do free. 376 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:55,025 But you look like sweet kids. You ever heard of the Wishmaster? 377 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:56,735 I've never heard of anything. 378 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,029 It's true. He just thinks you're a real friendly lady. 379 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,615 An old girlfriend of mine used to work the mountain. 380 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:05,786 She said this Wishmaster guy was the real deal. Thataway. 381 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:09,122 This is so helpful. How can we ever repay you? 382 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,375 Cash. Leave it on the branch. 383 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,807 Cool night air, sky full of stars... 384 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,226 This sucks. How much further? 385 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,231 It's getting late, boys. We'd better stay here. 386 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,823 Okay, so if we get three wishes, 387 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,575 I want to be in charge of my own destiny, 388 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:47,202 to have my mom back, obviously, 389 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,705 and to find a boyfriend who's a great listener. 390 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,123 What do you wish for, Elfo? 391 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,416 To be a great listener. 392 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:55,419 And whatever that thing is you said about your mom. 393 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:58,839 I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind, 394 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,008 and replace them with worse ones. 395 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:02,843 Ooh! And make Elfo die alone. 396 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:06,221 Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. 397 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,098 That's what friends do. 398 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:11,601 We got a long journey in the morning. Let's get some shut-eye. 399 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,688 You two sleep down by my feet. I call it the friend zone. 400 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,316 Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here. 401 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,486 What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away? 402 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,447 That's hope. That's hope! 403 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,241 You know what we say in Hell? "Hope's for dopes." 404 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,368 Well, good night, everybody. 405 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:32,247 I'll be entering your dreams tonight in the form of a laughing skull. 406 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:37,377 Yeah, that's me. That's me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. 407 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:47,971 An elf with a human girl? That ain't right. 408 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,444 Ah... 409 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,495 Mmm... Guys, hey! Wake up. 410 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:15,040 Come on. We've got a long way to go to the Wishmaster's lair. 411 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,083 Mmm... 412 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,459 Oh. 413 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,800 I wish you guys would help. 414 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,259 Save it for the Wishmaster. 415 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,369 Seek ye me? 416 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,121 Yes, are you... 417 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,622 The Washmaster. 418 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,457 Wait, the what-master? 419 00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,251 You heard me. The Washmaster. 420 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:03,088 People far and wide seek me out to wash their clothes. 421 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,717 No! 422 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:11,221 Well, now we know something we didn't know yesterday. 423 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:20,147 Ah, there you are, my love. I've come to take you back to our wedding. 424 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:47,466 Oh! 425 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:00,729 Ah! 426 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,818 I might as well give up and accept 427 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:09,029 that I'll never be anything more than a wealthy queen 428 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,698 of a fabulous faraway kingdom. 429 00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:13,700 It's my destiny. 430 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,285 Bean, no! 431 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:18,705 You are beautiful, and your skin is so soft, 432 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:21,791 and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you're wrong! 433 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:25,378 Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney! 434 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:28,715 Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it. 435 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:30,300 He's right, my darling. 436 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,885 Let's make a future together. 437 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:35,096 I've loved you since the moment you killed my brother. 438 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:41,436 Give me your hand in marriage, Bean. 439 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:53,448 Ah... 440 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,742 - You're magic, right? - Yep. 441 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,453 Not that kind of magic, though. 442 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,289 - What about you? - Maybe I am. 443 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,041 Nope.