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Beauty in the deep.

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The fascinating beauty
of the underwater world,

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where we explore the
mystery of ancient fable...

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the fable of mermaids
who live at Weeki Wachee.

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Why are we here?

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Weeki Wachee was built in 1947

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by former Navy frogman Newton Perry.

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He took the largest
freshwater springs in Florida,

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and he transformed it
into America's finest

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and only magical aquatic mermaid revue.

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I just fell asleep,
so thank you for that.

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Why are we really here?

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I'm in love with a mermaid.

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Of course you are. Just
like the Jamba Juice girl.

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No! No! No! No!

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Hey, it is nothing like that, all right?

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I was not in love with her.

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I was in love with her Razzmatazz.

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Ugh!

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Have you even spoken to this mermaid?

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She's a famous person.

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You can't just go up and start
talking to a famous person.

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Of course it must be intimidating

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talking to a star of this caliber.

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I'm going in.

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Hey, don't leave me alone.
There are kids everywhere.

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Hmm, hmm, hmm.

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Those people make me sick.

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What people?

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Those racists over there
who got up and moved

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as soon as you sat down.

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How do you know they don't
wanna sit next to you?

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Huh? You assumed they
moved because of my race?

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You're the racist.

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I am not racist. I don't see color.

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That is exactly what every racist says.

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Look, everyone has a
little racism in them.

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I know I do.

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You can't be racist! You're Indian.

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Oh, my God.

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That is the most racist thing
anyone has ever said to me

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while trying to tell
me they're not racist.

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Oh, I hope you're
ignorant 'cause, otherwise,

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you're stupid.

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Okay, I should know if I'm prejudice.

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I'm not defending it.

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I'm acknowledging it
so I can work past it.

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I am not racist.

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- ? Weeki Wachee is the place to be ?
- Shh! The show is starting.

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Racist.

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? Weeki Wachee is the place to be ?

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? At Weeki Wachee, if you
think you see mermaids ?

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? Weeki Wachee ?

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? Floating in the waters of blue ?

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? Don't rub your eyes in surprise ?

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? That you see mermaids ?

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? Because at Weeki Wachee, you do ?

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? At Weeki Wachee, as
you drift among flowers ?

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? Weeki Wachee ?

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? You will then be dreaming anew ?

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? So let your heart be
a part of happy hours ?

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? For dreams at Weeki Wachee come true ?

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? And you will hear enchanting music ?

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? From a strange enchantress, uh-huh ?

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? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ?

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? Just let the music weave it's magic ?

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? As you go... ?

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Ugh.

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Dude, you already have beaver fever.

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You're gonna get giardia.

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Mm.

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Uh, yeah, all right. Let's go.

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You're not going anywhere.

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In fact, you're going
to the top of that lagoon

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and asking that mermaid out.

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Absolutely
not. She's too beautiful.

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What if she shoots me down?

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Can't be any more embarrassing
than French-kissing a fish tank.

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Ooh! There's your chance.

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No.

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People are... watching.

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Hey, America!

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Can I have your attention, please?!

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See? No one. Go.

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Go. No one cares about you.

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Hi! I'm Allan! I like your show.

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I really love watching you.

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Wow.

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That sounds like the first
line of a self-defense film.

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Idiot!

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Hi.

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I'm Amatheia.

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Uh, Allan.

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Amatheia, uh... is
that your mermaid name?

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No, it's my only name.
We're not strippers.

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Oh, of course.

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Um...

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Do you think that, uh,

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maybe sometime I could
take you out on a date?

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No.

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Don't take it so hard.

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You'll find some other tail out there.

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I promise.

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Well, yours is the only tail I want.

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Wow. You really said
that out loud, didn't you?

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Allan, just trust me, I'm
definitely not your type.

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Why not?

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You seem like a really nice guy.

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Can you keep a secret?

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Of course.

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I'm a mermaid.

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Yeah, I know. I think it's really cute.

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No. No, I mean, like,
I'm a real mermaid.

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Right...

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I'm serious! You know what?

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I'm already regretting telling you.

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- I shouldn't have told you.
- No! I...

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Do you see this?

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That's a tail.

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Just... Ow! Ow!

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Now I'm bleeding.

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Holy crap.

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You're really a mermaid.

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Promise you won't tell anyone?

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Your secret is safe with me.

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She's a real mermaid.

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What?

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An actual, real-life mermaid.

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Did she say "yes"
when you asked her out?

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Are you listening to me?
She is half human, half fish!

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So?

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So?!

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I'm not going out with a mermaid.

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Oh, is that because you're a racist?

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I am not a racist.

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Okay, fine. Prove it.

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Fine.

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You told him, didn't you?

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Namaste.

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Seriously?

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Okay, yeah, but only
because he's really cool

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and he... he won't
say anything, I swear.

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Allan...

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You guys can really
mess things up for me.

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I don't want to be treated
like some kind of freak.

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That's why I work
here, 'cause I blend in.

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Allan didn't mean any harm.

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I mean, he has a stupid
face, but he's a good guy.

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And I... I won't tell anyone.

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- You promise?
- Yes.

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So... what do you say?

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I mean, I have no problem
with you being a mermaid

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'cause I am not a racist.

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Questionable.

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So, you want to go out?

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- Okay, sure.
- Really?

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Yeah. Why not?

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Oh, he is so excited.

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You may see your wife now.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Can I get a look at him?

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He's half yours.

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Oh, my boy.

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My beautiful baby boy.

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Aah!

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You do believe in mermaids, don't you?

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You bet we believe in mermaids.

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What if she has crabs?

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You're just jealous.

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You can still back out of this, okay?

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Just admit to me that
you're like everyone else

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and you're a little racist.

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I am not racist...

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not at all, okay?

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I don't see color or... or species,

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and it's gonna be great.

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Do you think she has a vagina?

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Ooh.

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That's a question.

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It's probably like what fish have.

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Fish have vagina butts.

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Yeah, it's all one big
hole, but you don't see it,

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because it's in these
flaps in their scales.

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It's called a cloaca.

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Ugh.

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Yeah! That sounds s... so hot.

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Cloaca sex.

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Mermaids get appetites, too.

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This is probably one of
the most difficult feats

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of all the unique
features at Weeki Wachee,

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actually eating underwater.

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Drinking underwater, too? Of course.

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But you have to be real thirsty.

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How was it?

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- Do you like oysters?
- Yeah. I love 'em.

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Oh, besides, I can myself a new top.

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Well, I think you're
gonna need bigger shells.

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Hey, just so you know,

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I am totally cool with you being a...

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mermaid.

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Yeah, I can tell.

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You seem totally cool about it.

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Uh, so, where were you born?

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Mm.

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Near Atlantis.

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The mythical underwater city?

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No, the casino in the Bahamas.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Hey.

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My tail's starting to dry up,

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and it's so itchy right now.

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Could you pour a little water on it?

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Um... i... is sparkling okay?

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Yeah, that'd be nice.

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Thanks. Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, that feels so good.

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Right there.

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Oh! Yes.

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Yes!

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Oh, my God! I'm so wet!

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Oh! Thank you!

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Oh! Oh!

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Ahh! Ahh!!

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Ohh. Thank you.

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Ohh. Thank you.

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The oysters are really good.

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So, let me ask you,

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what's the biggest
misconception about Mermaids?

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Ugh! That we all want human legs.

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And I blame that bitch Ariel.

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Do you know how much
time I save every day

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because I don't have to shave my legs?

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I don't want to change
anything about myself, you know?

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I love who I am.

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- Let's dance.
- No.

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Why not?

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Because I... I can't dance.

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You know what?

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Like, I got the full collision
on this baby when I rented it.

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I want to see what she can do.

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They're all looking at me.

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Yeah, 'cause you're the
most beautiful woman in here.

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? Just you ?

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? Just me ?

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? Let's find a cozy spot ?

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? To cuddle and woo ?

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? Just us ?

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? Just we ?

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? I've missed an awful lot ?

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? My trouble is you ?

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? Oh, gee ?

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? What are your charms for? ?

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? What are my arms for? ?

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? Use your imagination ?

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? Just you ?

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? Just me ?

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? I'll tie a lover's knot ?

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? Tie a lover's knot ?

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? I'll tie a lover's knot ?

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? Around wonderful you ?

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What's the big deal?

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You guys never seen a mermaid before?

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Sir, your card was declined.

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Ha!

268
00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:01,533
I have a confession to make.

269
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,235
I tried to back out of this date.

270
00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:04,370
Why?

271
00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:06,471
Well, when I found out
you were a mermaid, I...

272
00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,707
I don't know. I was an idiot.

273
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,210
Well, then why did you ask me out?

274
00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:13,079
My friend Ravi said I was racist,

275
00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:14,546
and I wanted to prove him wrong,

276
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:17,216
but I guess I am kind of a racist.

277
00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:19,085
I'm working on it.

278
00:13:19,118 --> 00:13:23,155
Hey...

279
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,490
I have a confession to make, too.

280
00:13:25,524 --> 00:13:27,592
Fire away.

281
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:32,163
There's one thing that makes
me wish that I had legs.

282
00:13:32,197 --> 00:13:35,533
It's... It's something
I've never done before.

283
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,869
What is it?

284
00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:42,607
I want to swing.

285
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,111
Yeah, I could be into
a polyamorous lifestyle

286
00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:47,513
if that's what you wanted.

287
00:13:47,546 --> 00:13:50,216
That's freaky.

288
00:13:50,249 --> 00:13:52,418
I... I was talking about those swings.

289
00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,121
Oh!

290
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,622
Yes, of course. I...

291
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,290
Yeah, those swings.

292
00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:00,425
You know, like kids?

293
00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:01,526
Yeah! Yeah!

294
00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,962
Ah, your wish is my command.

295
00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:06,531
Oh, good!

296
00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:08,633
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

297
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,370
Whee!

298
00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:13,639
Wow!

299
00:14:15,841 --> 00:14:17,076
Whee!

300
00:14:17,109 --> 00:14:19,745
Ah! I love this!

301
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,813
Now, come on, tell me the truth.

302
00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:24,149
Are you really into multi-partners?

303
00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,152
'Cause you seem kind of square.

304
00:14:26,184 --> 00:14:29,220
Yeah, totally!

305
00:14:29,254 --> 00:14:30,923
Okay, fine.

306
00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,825
I mean, I'd be lucky to
even have a girlfriend.

307
00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:34,993
I'm actually kind of a nerd.

308
00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:36,729
Aww, you're a sweet nerd.

309
00:14:36,761 --> 00:14:37,796
Aww! Thanks.

310
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,831
Now push me higher.

311
00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,000
Higher!

312
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,602
Higher!

313
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,837
Higher!

314
00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:59,784
You have the most beautiful eyes.

315
00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:01,888
You're a cute Cub Scout.

316
00:15:01,921 --> 00:15:04,323
You want to earn your merit badge?

317
00:15:04,355 --> 00:15:05,690
That's moving a little fast.

318
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,902
I thought we could talk, get
to know each other a little bit.

319
00:15:07,926 --> 00:15:09,896
No, cut the chitchat,

320
00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:11,230
and get in my cloaca.

321
00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:12,565
- Oh!
- Oh!

322
00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:14,666
Higher! Yes!

323
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,636
Right there. Higher. Higher!

324
00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:18,905
Higher! Good one. Oh!

325
00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:21,573
Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!

326
00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:23,910
Higher! Higher! Oh!

327
00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:31,816
Hey. Are you all right?

328
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:32,951
Are you okay?

329
00:15:32,952 --> 00:15:34,052
Hmm?

330
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,425
Yeah, man. That's my face.

331
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,194
You're not dreaming.

332
00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:43,329
Oh. God.

333
00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:44,530
I'm sorry.

334
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,839
Look at the stars.
Aren't they beautiful?

335
00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,278
Oh, I'm so sorry. It's Ravi.
Do you mind if I take this?

336
00:16:00,311 --> 00:16:02,948
Sure.

337
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,430
Hey, man. What's up?

338
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:07,198
Hey, I'm calling so you
have an excuse to leave.

339
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:10,101
Oh, no, I don't need one. She's great.

340
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,638
Okay, you win. You're
not a racist, okay?

341
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,206
Now blow her off, and
come hang out with me.

342
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,209
Okay, look, I know...

343
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,486
I kind of originally went out with her

344
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,146
just to prove you wrong, but
it is not like that anymore.

345
00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:23,615
She is awesome. I really like her.

346
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,125
Okay, but I'm not gonna
be the one to pick up

347
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:27,153
the broken pieces of
your broken heart, okay?

348
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,255
Not again. Unh-unh.

349
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,157
I'm not doing it.

350
00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,659
I think we might hook up.

351
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,695
Ooh, maybe don't say the word "hook."

352
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,266
- Everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.

353
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:41,341
He forgot where his pants were.

354
00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:45,104
I told him to look
down. He's all set now.

355
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:48,673
I had such a great time
tonight. I really like you.

356
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,275
I like you, too,

357
00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,852
but there's something I should tell you.

358
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,245
Oh, yeah? What's that?

359
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,514
Hello, whore! Yoo-hoo!

360
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,149
- Ignore that.
- Who is that?

361
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,517
Yoo-hoo.

362
00:16:58,549 --> 00:16:59,617
That's my ex.

363
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,519
Don't you ignore me,

364
00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:03,922
you filthy sea hag.

365
00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:05,190
You dated Neptune?

366
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:08,793
Yeah, well, he has a really big trident.

367
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,162
Yeah, I can see it from here.

368
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:11,864
He's so possessive.

369
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,698
He's always like, "I'm
the king of the sea."

370
00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:16,268
Blah, blah, blah. Such a narcissist.

371
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,937
Oh, oh, hello!
You know I can hear you?

372
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,673
Oh, yeah, and he has
really good hearing, too.

373
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,808
Amatheia, baby, I love you.

374
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,811
What do you see in that puny biped?

375
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,645
Well, he's twice the man that you are!

376
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,481
- Oh, yeah, whore?
- Hey!

377
00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:30,531
You watch your mouth!

378
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:31,549
Don't engage him.

379
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,853
What are you gonna do about it, punk?

380
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,186
How about I come over there

381
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,056
and knock ya lights out, fish stick?!

382
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,290
Anytime you want. The water's fine.

383
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,802
All right, let's just ignore
him and get out of here...

384
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,662
- 'cause that's what he does! Let's go.
- No. No.

385
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,731
Nobody talks to you that way.

386
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:49,000
Aw, I'm in trouble now.

387
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,368
Come on.

388
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,575
You feelin' froggy?

389
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:57,909
Take the leap.

390
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,426
No one's ever defended my honor before.

391
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,596
You're worth it, baby.

392
00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:00,386
It's been a long exciting day,

393
00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:04,456
so it's back into the shell
for a little mermaid nap.

394
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,668
So, can I get in with you?

395
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:21,674
Oh, I had a wonderful
time tonight, but no.

396
00:19:21,706 --> 00:19:23,376
Oh, um, okay.

397
00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:24,843
When can I see you again?

398
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:28,813
Allan, you are really sweet, but...

399
00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,683
I don't date white guys.

400
00:19:30,715 --> 00:19:31,917
What?

401
00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,986
I tried tonight. I really did.

402
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:36,989
But it's just not my thing.

403
00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:38,758
Oh, my God.

404
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,592
You're a racist.

405
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:42,161
Yeah.

406
00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:44,664
I guess so.

407
00:19:44,696 --> 00:19:49,868
? Weeki Wachee is the place to be ?

408
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:53,371
? Weeki Wachee is the place to be ?

409
00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:56,208
Hey. Why so blue?

410
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,343
That's very funny.

411
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:58,743
I've never heard that one before.

412
00:19:58,776 --> 00:20:00,762
? Floating in the waters of blue ?

413
00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:02,747
Ugh. Mermaids.

414
00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:04,684
Trust me, you're better off.

415
00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,418
Mermaids...

416
00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:09,522
And I know 'cause I have had 'em all...

417
00:20:09,554 --> 00:20:12,358
manatees, sea hags.

418
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:15,093
You ever get head from a squid?

419
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:22,734
You just got to watch out for the beaks.

420
00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:24,070
Look, I'm really sorry

421
00:20:24,102 --> 00:20:25,870
about stabbing you with that marlin.

422
00:20:25,904 --> 00:20:27,607
Aw, don't worry about it.

423
00:20:27,639 --> 00:20:29,742
I can be kind of an asshole.

424
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:33,713
Hey, listen, I know
a good wood nymph bar

425
00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:35,246
right down the street.

426
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,415
You in?

427
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:37,749
Do you think they'd like me?

428
00:20:37,782 --> 00:20:40,919
They're wood nymphs,
bro! They're freaks!

429
00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:42,320
They live everybody!

430
00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:44,723
- Yeah, wood nymphs!
- Yeah!

431
00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:46,458
? Weeki Wachee ?

432
00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,328
? Weeki Wachee is the place to be ?

433
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,129
? Why don't you go? ?

434
00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:52,598
? Weeki Wachee ?

435
00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:59,804
- Oh, boy.
- Mark.

436
00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:01,773
I'm not going out with a mermaid!

437
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:03,342
Is that because you're a racist?

438
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,944
All right. We got to go again!

439
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,612
It's a mermaid
tale about casual racism.

440
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,822
I don't think that's been done before.

441
00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:14,783
No, and I know people
are going, "Boring!

442
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,818
Not another racist mermaid show."

443
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,858
Weeki Wachee has been open since 1947.

444
00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:25,428
We had actual Weeki Wachee
mermaids in the episode.

445
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:28,864
You were the first
non-Weeki Wachee person

446
00:21:28,898 --> 00:21:30,800
to ever swim in that big pond there.

447
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,543
- Oh, I didn't know that. That's cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.

448
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:34,102
Yeah, 'cause we probably, technically,

449
00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,471
weren't supposed to
do that but... but...

450
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,507
So, can I get in with you?

451
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,643
You're so sweet, but...

452
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,477
I don't really like white guys.

453
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,678
What the...

454
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,815
- Cut that.
- Nailed it.

455
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:51,354
You did a lot of your own stunts.

456
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:54,991
It was freezing cold, and
you jumped in the water,

457
00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:58,828
and you got beat up by Neptune.

458
00:21:58,861 --> 00:21:59,971
The underwater fight scene was fun.

459
00:21:59,995 --> 00:22:01,063
- We had to...
- Yeah.

460
00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:03,498
drilled some flip-flops into some boards

461
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:06,002
and weighted down the actors.

462
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:07,503
They would swim to the bottom

463
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,573
and they would put their
feet so they wouldn't move,

464
00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:14,075
and then they would take a
couple hits off the oxygen.

465
00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:17,313
I play the handsome love interest.

466
00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:18,757
How did you prep for the role?

467
00:22:18,781 --> 00:22:21,384
Uh, I ate a lot of carbs,

468
00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:24,420
and I thought about fish.

469
00:22:24,452 --> 00:22:27,222
Where we were
filming, there was signs warning

470
00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,925
- that there's alligators.
- Right.

471
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,410
So I...

472
00:22:30,411 --> 00:22:31,861
And water moccasins.

473
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,828
And I had them take the signs down.

474
00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:36,431
You had them removed

475
00:22:36,465 --> 00:22:40,770
as not to frighten me or the alligators.

476
00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:42,705
There's just almost 100% chance

477
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,273
I would not have gotten into the water

478
00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:46,542
had I known that I could've
been killed by an alligator.

479
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,343
I just thought, as an actor,

480
00:22:48,377 --> 00:22:50,613
you would be thinking about that.

481
00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:52,448
You don't want to worry me unnecessarily

482
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,249
or give me the option of saying,

483
00:22:54,283 --> 00:22:55,885
"Hey, how 'bout I don't go in."

484
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,019
- No.
- No!

485
00:22:57,052 --> 00:22:58,286
Certainly not.

486
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,597
Would you have gotten in the water

487
00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:01,556
if you had known there was alligators.

488
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,259
Yeah, probably.

489
00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:05,194
I mean, I did have a trident.

490
00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:07,462
- Come on.
- For like a 10-second shot,

491
00:23:07,496 --> 00:23:08,607
you were willing to risk the lives

492
00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:10,632
of all your actors and crew.

493
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,400
Oh, you should say friends.

494
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,569
The alligators would've been minor

495
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:18,106
compared to them ripping
the hair from my chest.

496
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,475
The closer you are to me,

497
00:23:19,507 --> 00:23:21,242
the more I torture you in an episode.

498
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,545
Then I feel like we are
related at this point.

499
00:23:23,579 --> 00:23:26,649
We are definitely bonding
and becoming close.

500
00:23:26,681 --> 00:23:28,083
Bridget, who I'm close to,

501
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,453
she had to wear that
70-pound mermaid tail.

502
00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:32,896
He just bound my feet together

503
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,092
in a tail that could've sunk me.

504
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,160
You look relaxed and calm. Were you?

505
00:23:38,192 --> 00:23:41,429
Uh, yeah. Sort of.

506
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,432
- Yeah?
- I was really trying to just dazzle the DP,

507
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,510
who happens to be really handsome.

508
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:46,819
I'm Amatheia.

509
00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,103
Hi, Bradley.

510
00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,339
I'm the one that got
Bradley to take off his shirt

511
00:23:50,371 --> 00:23:51,641
and get in the water.

512
00:23:51,673 --> 00:23:54,075
Those are the moments when you are like,

513
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:55,286
"What am I doing with my life?"

514
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,122
You're like, "This is what
I'm doing with my life."

515
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,181
Aaah!

516
00:24:00,215 --> 00:24:01,792
Do you think this is
one of the pools where,

517
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,952
when you pee, the color
of the water changes?

518
00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:06,155
Did you stop peeing?

519
00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:08,290
You m... Just now?

520
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,292
You're so complimentary to your actors.

521
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,760
You tell everyone how good they are

522
00:24:11,794 --> 00:24:13,295
and when they're doing a great job,

523
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,806
and I feel bad because no one on the set

524
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,799
tells you how well you're doing.

525
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:19,635
- Aw, no, they...
- And I think that there's a reason for that.

526
00:24:22,676 --> 00:24:27,676
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