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I knew it was a risk

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representing the most
popular woman in town.

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If we lost, I'd get tied to a stake,

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lit on fire, and thrown into a canyon.

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Since we won, we're being
honored by the Mayor,

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who, despite being in a coma,

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is awarding me with the highest honor

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given to a civilian...
the Bronze Pecker.

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So how do I feel?

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I've had six straight hours of diarrhea.

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Last night,
I noticed that the handwriting

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on the suicide note of the
person who claimed to kill Edgar

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is the same as Lavinia's handwriting.

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I think I may have gotten off
a mass murderer.

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Oh, God.

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Not again.

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Yep.

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Good morning.

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First, I'd like to say

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Mayor Hiss could not be prouder
on the work you've done

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on behalf of our greatest citizen,

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Lavinia Peck-Foster.

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Aww.

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And now Mayor Hiss would like to

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present you with the Bronze Pecker.

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- He's not letting it go.
- Sometimes the muscle do seize.

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What you're gonna want to do

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is just massage his wrist a little bit.

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Not too much or it will
evacuate his bowels.

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- Why don't you just ship it to me?
- Okay.

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And, uh, I am proud to present you with

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the combination to the city.

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We had a key, but people kept losing it.

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I will guard this with my life.

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And now a woman who needs
no introduction...

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Make one anyway.

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Okay. The First Lady of East Peck.

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Beautiful, generous, and innocent,

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thanks to the work of Josh Segal...

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ladies and gentlemen,
Lavinia Peck-Foster.

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Thank you, Associate Mayor. Thank you.

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I would like to thank
the good people of East Peck,

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the better people of North Peck,
but most of all,

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my lawyer. Lawyer.

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Who is responsible for me being free.

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From this moment forth,

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every single thing I do
is because of you, Lawyer.

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Everything she does. Because of me.

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Excuse me.

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synced and corrected by susinz
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So, um, you've seen a lot of killers

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with M-Towne, "Where Murder Happens."

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Mm.

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Did Lavinia seem murder-y to you?

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No more than anyone else here.

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- Why?
- No reason. No reason.

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Why do you keep asking about Lavinia?

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You won. You should be celebrating.

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Yeah.

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I guess I just got a case of

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the old post-pardon depression.

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I'm gonna go.

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- Good call.
- Okay.

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Josh, we know what's going on.

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We're a team.

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You shouldn't be
keeping this stuff from us.

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I'm sorry. I just...

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I didn't know how to tell you.

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Shoot, I would've told
everybody if I was

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hooking up with a stone-cold
possum like Nina.

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- Want to get weird?
- Super weird.

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Okay.

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- Wait, what?
- Josh, we solve murders.

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This was easy.

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I logged into your credit-card account

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and saw that you closed
your tab at 9:52 p.m.

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And we saw you this morning at 9:25.

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Looks like we got ourselves a time line.

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Hook-up board! Hook-up board!
Hook-up board!

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Hook-up board! Hook-up board!

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Okay. Now, here's where
it gets interesting.

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According to this receipt

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that I fished out of
your garbage, you purchased

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one box of condoms,
one bottle of antacid,

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and two-ply toilet paper.

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This is the brand and size
of condom that your purchased.

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If the condom fits,
you and Nina did it... s.

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I'm not putting on a condom.

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Do I need to remind you
what happened last time

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you had that attitude?

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Baby board! Baby board! Baby board!

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- I think Lavinia is a killer.
- Really?

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Huh. Sounds so
different when a man says it.

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I feel awful. But we can fix this.

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I want you to prosecute her.

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I can't. It's called double jeopardy.

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Not for Edgar. For Amanda.

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Look at how both notes
are signed "Respectfully."

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She used the loopy "R,"
and spelled "Respectfully"

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with only one "L," in both letters!

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There's your proof.

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Interesting.

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- Go for the Dwayner.
- Spell "Respectfully."

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- C...?
- [BLEEP]

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All it proves is that Peck
County has earned its status

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as the worst school district
in the country.

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You did your job. Just take the win.

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But I put a murderer on the streets.

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Forget it, Josh. It's "M-Towne."

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Carol Anne Keane's right. I did my job.

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If she doesn't want to go after
Lavinia, it's not my problem.

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My conscience is clean.

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Lavinia is definitely a murderer.

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I went over the tapes
of my interview with Lavinia

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at the bar last night.

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So, what's next for Lavinia Peck-Foster?

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Well, at this very moment,

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a trip to the little girls' room.

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Excuse me.

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She was wearing a hot mic
when she went to the bathroom.

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Look at you, darling.

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What did you do? You got away with it.

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Again.

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- That could mean anything.
- Mm!

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Murder. I got away with murder. Again.

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Didn't I? Didn't I?

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I did.

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- Hello, Lavinia.
- Oh.

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Hello Lawyer. Reed. Other one.

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Grab a bow and arrow.

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We're actually here on business.

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Oh! I'll do it!

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Mm. I'm on probation for
illegally discharging a weapon,

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but I'll catch!

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How could you do this?

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Well, pull back, picture someone

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who's betrayed you, then release.

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Angela Lansbury.

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I trusted you. I believed you.

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I put everything on the line for you.

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We made a great team.
My cunning, your naivete.

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Plus we danced like Patrick Swayze

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and Jennifer Grey.

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Ugh. Jennifer Grey.

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You're going to pay
for killing Edgar and Amanda.

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What do you think happened?

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During my gala, I saw Edgar
talking to his whore.

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So I grabbed a clock from the workshop,

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went to the pool,
and smashed his head in?

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Then what?

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I dragged his lifeless body,
threw it in the rum hole?

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And after the party, let me guess!

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I drove to the river where I saw

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his pathetic little body
floating facedown,

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with his hair sticking up
just the way I hated.

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So I smacked it
and smacked it and smacked it

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and stuffed his body into a suitcase

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and tossed it into the river?

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But that little turd floated back to me,

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so I threw the suitcase in my trunk,

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drove off, and framed Amanda for it?

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Is that what you think happened, Lawyer?

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You actually filled in some of the gaps,

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but we had the general area.

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What a beautiful imagination.

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No wonder your people
are such entertainers.

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Deny it all you want, but we have a tape

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of you admitting to murder
during your interview

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at the Cut Pecker.

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Ooh.

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The night I drank
half a bottle of absinthe

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and had the bartender
wear me home like a hat?

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The green fairy makes you say things.

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Hmm. There's one taunting me now.

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- What are you doing?
- Whatever I want.

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Because of you, I'm a free woman.

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Dwayne Reed.

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- No! Dwayne!
- Aah! Aah, oh, my God!

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[BLEEP]! No arrows.

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Lavinia said,
"I got away with murder again."

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We need to find out who that "again" is.

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I'll bet you it was Again Tompkins.

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12th child of the Tompkins clan.

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East Peck has four people
named "Barrel,"

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three "Ubers," six "Lards,"
yet when I order a coffee,

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they write "Mush" on the cup.

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You know, Again hangs out
with Mush Evans.

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I could call him.

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On the off chance that she wasn't

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talking about Again Tompkins
or Mush Evans...

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No, Ormush Peters. He got no legs.

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Let's look at some of the people
in Lavinia's life who have died.

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Her father committed suicide.

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Ronnie Del Mundo was run over by a car,

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her mother died of cancer...

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Josh, you're killing me here.

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Sorry, Anne.

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Her brother Chet was murdered
by Jesse Ray Beaumont.

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Illegibly. What if he wasn't?

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You remember what Jesse Ray said, right?

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I want to talk about the conspiracy

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surrounding the murder of Chet Peck.

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So maybe Lavinia killed Chet
and framed it on Jesse Ray.

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Chet could be the "again."

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My lung's kind of cold.

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Anne, what do you think this means?

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I think it means you're dying!

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I want you to help me re-open
the Jesse Ray Beaumont case.

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And I want to have even
a semblance of control

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over my bodily functions,
but neither of those things

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is happening anytime soon.

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I think Lavinia may have
killed her brother, too.

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I don't care. I'm not going after her.

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This town already hates me.

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I am not asking you to go after Lavinia.

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I am asking you to help me
overturn Jesse Ray's conviction.

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Oh, I'm not going back there again.

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Your opponent, Atticus,
did very sloppy casework.

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The coroner classified
the cause of death as "murder"

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and the police report lists
the motive as "because."

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Just because.

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"Because" or "just because"?

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Those are two very different
classifications.

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Just give me 36 hours.

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We can work together and see if we
can find a way to get a new trial.

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I'm sorry, Josh.
There's nothing in it for me.

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What about justice?

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What about because you hate Atticus?

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Atticus Ditto Jr. Tough. Lean. Male.

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Think of what would happen to Atticus

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if his signature win was overturned

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right before the election.

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He'd have less legs to stand on
than Ormush Peters.

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- Well played.
- Thank you.

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Fine. Now rub my feet.

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They're so swollen, they're killing me.

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Um, all right, just take off your shoes.

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They are off.

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Dear God.

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Anne and I are on a stakeout

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to make sure Lavinia doesn't
skip town or murder anyone.

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We followed her to
East Peck's Theatre District.

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We can't use my patrol car

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'cause Lavinia would recognize it.

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So, I had to borrow my
brother-cousin's vehicle instead.

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I don't know why he won't let this go.

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What does Lawyer think happened?

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I took cyanide
from Edgar's clock workshop,

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put it in Amanda's
frozen diet dinner entrée,

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and watched her mouth foam with saliva

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and little bits of
90-calorie spinach lasagna?

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Ooh, ooh, I bet after that I
took her chubby little cheeks

257
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,572
and I smacked them and smacked
them and smacked them

258
00:11:37,574 --> 00:11:39,207
till the life left her eyes.

259
00:11:39,669 --> 00:11:41,175
What a story.

260
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:43,377
I do hope the people
who made "Doc Hollywood"

261
00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:45,713
can spin an equally compelling yarn.

262
00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:48,683
Carol Anne Keane
and I have spent nine hours

263
00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:51,569
watching Jesse Ray's testimony
from 2008.

264
00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:55,490
How do you explain
your hair and your skin

265
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,625
found on the victim's body?!

266
00:11:57,627 --> 00:11:59,861
You are wasting your time!

267
00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:01,562
He didn't bring up the murder once.

268
00:12:01,564 --> 00:12:04,131
The real killer is...

269
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,466
Don't you talk about your testicles.

270
00:12:05,468 --> 00:12:07,301
...my testicles.

271
00:12:07,303 --> 00:12:09,857
They are filled with poison and regret.

272
00:12:09,944 --> 00:12:11,185
What he did bring up...

273
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,884
two hours on soybeans and boobies,

274
00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:15,187
followed by one hour
on garbanzos and boobies.

275
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:19,148
If you eat soybeans,
they will make you grow boobies.

276
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,507
- But green beans are okay?
- Green beans. And snap peas.

277
00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,290
- Snap peas.
- Oh, my God.

278
00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:27,374
We are no closer
to re-opening this case,

279
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:31,982
but I'm probably cutting back
on tofu and hummus.

280
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,061
Soybeans, boobies, and testicles.

281
00:12:39,086 --> 00:12:41,252
- Are we wasting our time?
- Not entirely.

282
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:43,109
Rub my ankle.

283
00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:48,559
That is my toe.

284
00:12:49,491 --> 00:12:51,554
Can you tell me where your knee
is so I can get some perspective?

285
00:12:51,579 --> 00:12:53,158
Just grab something and rub.

286
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,756
Oh, yes.

287
00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:57,240
Oh, good lord.

288
00:12:58,053 --> 00:13:00,808
Oh, that may be the best I've
ever felt in my entire life.

289
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:03,429
Yeah, well, my fingers got really strong

290
00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:05,294
when I played clarinet
in my college jazz band.

291
00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:07,040
- Talk with your hands, Josh.
- Right.

292
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,730
Hey.

293
00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:11,512
Nina! This is, um...

294
00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:12,942
Well, you know Carol Anne Keane, and...

295
00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:15,286
Carol Anne Keane... you know Nina. Nina.

296
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:17,184
Hey, if you guys got together,
you'd be Carol Anne Kean-a.

297
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:18,311
Nope.

298
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,529
Sorry if I'm interrupting.

299
00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:24,978
I just... I wanted to say goodbye
on my way to the airport.

300
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:26,773
You're not interrupting anything.

301
00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:28,675
We were just doing some casework.

302
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:31,451
Cool.

303
00:13:31,453 --> 00:13:32,556
Heh.

304
00:13:32,757 --> 00:13:34,751
Well... yeah,
I should probably get going.

305
00:13:35,871 --> 00:13:37,244
Hey.

306
00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:41,782
This was really fun.

307
00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:54,663
- What the [BLEEP]
- One for you. One for you.

308
00:13:54,665 --> 00:13:56,098
Everyone's been kissed.

309
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,566
Hey, why am I on the murder board?

310
00:13:58,095 --> 00:13:59,261
Oh, that's... that's...

311
00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:01,707
Well, you can... you can never
rule anyone out, can you?

312
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:02,945
Heh. Heh.

313
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,854
What is this?

314
00:14:05,504 --> 00:14:08,435
This whole thing looks
epically stalker-ish.

315
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,193
No, it's... it's...
i-i-it's not... It's a joke.

316
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,615
Why am I up there, pervert?

317
00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:15,679
Well... that's another joke.

318
00:14:15,869 --> 00:14:18,470
And i-it's a little bit like this joke.

319
00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:20,422
Why do bananas make good lawyers?

320
00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:21,880
'Cause they always win their appeals.

321
00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:24,586
Banan-appeals!

322
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,418
So... Yep.

323
00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:28,487
You know what? I actually
brought my clarinet today.

324
00:14:28,512 --> 00:14:31,443
Are you ladies into smooth jazz?

325
00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:34,794
Oh! What's this?

326
00:14:35,462 --> 00:14:37,462
That's a big part of why I became a cop.

327
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,631
This is a government-issued

328
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:42,909
knee capper slash ceiling fan
slower downer.

329
00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:44,269
Wow!

330
00:14:44,271 --> 00:14:46,871
- I should've been a cop.
- Now's your chance.

331
00:14:46,984 --> 00:14:48,217
That guy just littered.

332
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,908
Why don't you go make an arrest?

333
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,444
- Really?
- Who am I to stop you?

334
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,349
Okay.

335
00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:57,339
I'm so nervous.

336
00:14:59,938 --> 00:15:01,621
Freeze, mother[BLEEP]

337
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:02,913
Yeah, you.

338
00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:05,557
I only see one mother[BLEEP]

339
00:15:08,462 --> 00:15:11,218
I will now turn off the dash cam.

340
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,109
You picked the wrong assistant to with!

341
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,818
We figured it out!

342
00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:23,245
My protégé, Officer Flatch,
arrested eight people tonight.

343
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,436
Were any of them Lavinia?

344
00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:25,983
Nah, we lost her hours ago.

345
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:29,757
But the sixth person Anne
arrested was Lard Dwyer,

346
00:15:29,782 --> 00:15:32,464
who works at the East Peck DWP...

347
00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:33,922
I really don't have time for this.

348
00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:35,042
Settle down, son!

349
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:39,315
Now, ol' Lard gave us
six of Josh's water bills,

350
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,484
which show that his water usage

351
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:44,757
spikes every Tuesday
when he does laundry.

352
00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:47,061
But it appears that Josh

353
00:15:47,086 --> 00:15:53,785
didn't do his laundry until the
morning after he took Nina home.

354
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,862
We didn't hook up!

355
00:15:56,398 --> 00:15:57,698
Okay?

356
00:15:57,842 --> 00:16:01,193
I... had six straight hours of diarrhea.

357
00:16:01,218 --> 00:16:03,384
So... second base.

358
00:16:03,386 --> 00:16:06,187
I can't believe I lost
two cases to you morons.

359
00:16:06,189 --> 00:16:08,440
I guess your confession saves us a trip

360
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,792
to the DNA lab with your sheets.

361
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,717
Wait. Did you guys have DNA testing

362
00:16:13,742 --> 00:16:14,907
during the Jesse Ray case?

363
00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:16,809
Yes, Mr. Fancy Pants New Yorker,

364
00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,071
we'd gotten it that summer.

365
00:16:18,096 --> 00:16:20,457
Afterwards two dozen people
had to switch babies.

366
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:22,852
Well, I don't see any lab results

367
00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:24,615
for the sperm found at the crime scene.

368
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,086
Jesse Ray says he can't produce sperm.

369
00:16:27,088 --> 00:16:30,490
So if that's true,
whose sperm is in here?

370
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:33,292
Well, let's open it up,
see if we recognize it.

371
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,018
Anne, you want to open a box of semen.

372
00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:39,243
No, I'm good.

373
00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:43,743
- It's empty.
- Holy crap!

374
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:48,474
Somebody stole the sperms.

375
00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,369
Hey.

376
00:16:57,371 --> 00:16:58,960
Thank you for doing this.

377
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,970
You're welcome.

378
00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:04,799
- Josh.
- Nina!

379
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:08,393
Hi. Wow. Look at us. Right?

380
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,369
The three amigos. Together.

381
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,061
My producer told me to stick around,

382
00:17:13,086 --> 00:17:14,252
in case there's a retrial.

383
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:16,926
Wow. That's... That's great.

384
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,409
For justice. Hmm?

385
00:17:20,434 --> 00:17:22,322
- All rise.
- Awesome.

386
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,205
My thoughts exactly.

387
00:17:31,695 --> 00:17:33,127
Reopening the Beaumont case

388
00:17:33,129 --> 00:17:35,278
would be an epic miscarriage of justice.

389
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:37,503
Why, this is a three-ring circus

390
00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:39,138
orchestrated by a clown

391
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:42,181
with a never-ending
silk handkerchief of lawsuits.

392
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,607
It is shameless political grandstanding.

393
00:17:44,702 --> 00:17:46,720
Ditto for DA!

394
00:17:47,496 --> 00:17:49,000
Yes we Keane!

395
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,477
The right man for the job.

396
00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:56,349
Your Honor, we have reason to believe

397
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,184
that DNA evidence in the case

398
00:17:58,186 --> 00:18:00,753
was withheld and/or destroyed.

399
00:18:00,755 --> 00:18:04,190
Now, the police report says
that Jesse Ray Beaumont's sperm

400
00:18:04,192 --> 00:18:05,592
was found at the scene of the crime.

401
00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:07,727
Yet, Jesse Ray Beaumont
does not have sperm.

402
00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:10,463
I'm not proud of it, but it's true!

403
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,298
And the original sample is missing.

404
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,934
No semen, no problem. No sperm, no herm.

405
00:18:14,936 --> 00:18:17,570
There were hair and skin samples.

406
00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:19,405
This case has already been litigated

407
00:18:19,407 --> 00:18:22,976
and won by Atticus Ditto Jr... For DA.

408
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,677
- Yes we Keane!
- Ditto for me.

409
00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:26,415
- Yes we Keane!
- Ditto for me.

410
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,815
- Yes we [BLEEP] Keane.
- I can do it standing up.

411
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,675
- Let's go! Let's go!
- She can't do it standing up.

412
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,687
Your Honor, I believe
all of the evidence collected

413
00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:36,945
was contaminated.

414
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,546
I hope you are not trying to impugn

415
00:18:38,548 --> 00:18:40,772
the forensic psychologist on that case.

416
00:18:40,963 --> 00:18:42,897
Barrel Polterak is a close friend.

417
00:18:42,899 --> 00:18:44,298
Barrel may have been in charge,

418
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,005
but his assistant collected the samples.

419
00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:47,917
And who was this so-called assistant?

420
00:18:47,942 --> 00:18:50,490
I compulsively self-stimulate.

421
00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:51,992
Oh, boy.

422
00:18:51,994 --> 00:18:54,155
I would like to call...
on the telephone...

423
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:57,315
Dr. Thomas DeShawn Hinkle...
decommissioned.

424
00:18:57,317 --> 00:18:58,716
Yeah, I used to have a problem.

425
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:00,718
It affected my job, my marriage,

426
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,920
and my kid's career day at school.

427
00:19:02,922 --> 00:19:05,923
But thanks to prayer and a belt
that buckles in the back,

428
00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:09,961
I've managed to refocus
my compulsive behavior.

429
00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:12,530
Oh, one, two, three...

430
00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:13,865
Former Dr. Hinkle,

431
00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:16,734
have you ever been called before a court

432
00:19:16,736 --> 00:19:18,970
to discuss a potentially
contaminated crime scene

433
00:19:18,972 --> 00:19:21,172
during your time
as a forensic pathologist?

434
00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:23,574
Many times. In fact,
I have another one at three.

435
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,143
Four. Five.

436
00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:27,499
And in each of those cases,
is it true that...

437
00:19:27,524 --> 00:19:30,052
Five, four, three. Go on.

438
00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:32,658
Former Dr. Hinkle,
in your once-expert opinion,

439
00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:36,685
with no counting,
do you believe that the evidence

440
00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:39,896
found at the crime scene
was contaminated

441
00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:41,635
and should be discarded?

442
00:19:41,637 --> 00:19:43,604
Oh, yes, I would definitely
throw them out.

443
00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:45,639
Along with many of those jury chairs.

444
00:19:45,641 --> 00:19:47,115
And Your Honor's gavel.

445
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,419
And I probably wouldn't use

446
00:19:48,444 --> 00:19:50,277
any of the glassware in the courtroom.

447
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,190
I motion that all evidence

448
00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:55,243
collected by former
Dr. Hinkle be discarded,

449
00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:57,084
that Mr. Beaumont's conviction
be overturned,

450
00:19:57,086 --> 00:19:58,853
and he be granted a new trial.

451
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,740
Was that a yes?

452
00:20:04,191 --> 00:20:05,786
Your Honor, this is a travesty!

453
00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:09,263
A new trial over semen?
Atticus is steamin'!

454
00:20:09,265 --> 00:20:10,564
We are in the middle of an election,

455
00:20:10,566 --> 00:20:12,366
and the people will not stand for this.

456
00:20:13,332 --> 00:20:14,832
This people will!

457
00:20:19,005 --> 00:20:20,975
We're supposed to be on the same side.

458
00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:22,143
What are you doing?

459
00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,416
I'm gonna get the death penalty

460
00:20:23,441 --> 00:20:26,213
for that jackass Jesse Ray
like should have the first time.

461
00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,336
- You're stepping on my foot.
- Dear God.

462
00:20:31,454 --> 00:20:34,288
I became a lawyer to do the right thing.

463
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:37,124
The right thing to do now
is to get justice

464
00:20:37,126 --> 00:20:38,812
for Jesse Ray Beaumont

465
00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:42,411
and to give Lavinia Beck-Foster
what she deserves.

466
00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:44,627
And what is that, Lawyer?

467
00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:47,567
You're a disgrace.

468
00:20:47,592 --> 00:20:49,447
I'm gonna have the Mayor take back

469
00:20:49,472 --> 00:20:51,772
the combination to the city.

470
00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:54,175
It's eight. I already memorized it.

471
00:20:54,177 --> 00:20:56,911
We've changed it seven times.
We can change it again.

472
00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:01,541
Lawyer.

473
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,017
I'm not afraid of you.

474
00:21:09,408 --> 00:21:11,053
What are you going to do?

475
00:21:14,697 --> 00:21:17,075
Seriously, what's she gonna do?

476
00:21:23,339 --> 00:21:25,172
Holy [BLEEP]

477
00:21:25,174 --> 00:21:27,333
Somebody's trying to kill the bear!

478
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:34,082
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