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Today, the prosecution calls

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an expert witness
to dismantle my timeline.

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That expert witness?

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Dwayne. My Dwayne.

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He's never let me down before.

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This would be a really bad time
to start.

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Please state your name and position.

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Dwayne Reed.

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Uh, seated criss-cross applesauce.

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Officer Reed, what is a "rum hole"?

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Sorry. Rum hole's a funny word.

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You mind if I call it a hooch tube?

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The People do mind.
Just tell us what a rum hole is.

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It's a, uh, secret passageway

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used to transport illegal liquor
and avoid detection.

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The Pecks were rum runners
up until the 1970s.

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And how did you find this rum hole?

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Terrifying. Yet, fun as heck.

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So, the defense's rum hole...

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Now I prefer the word "hooch tube."

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Fine. The defendant's hooch tube

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went from the murder pool,
where the victim was struck,

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down to the murder river,
where the victim was killed.

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Now, how long would it take
to travel that distance?

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It's impossible to say.

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According to your body-cam footage,

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it took you 2 minutes and 3 seconds.

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The defense timeline says
Lavinia had 15 minutes.

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That's a lot more
than 2 minutes, isn't it?

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I was told there'd be no math
on this testify.

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Officer Reed, in your expert opinion,

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is there any chance Lavinia Peck-Foster

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did not murder her husband?

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I would not say that.

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Officer Reed, you are under oath.

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You tell me right now,

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did Lavinia

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kill her husband or not?

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She did! She killed him bad!

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No further questions!

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Wait, wait!

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Wait, wait!

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This is a damn witch hunt!

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And I'm not talking about

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the actual Witch Hunt of 1994
when the crops failed

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and the Martin twins got exactly
what was coming to them.

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This walking traffic cone
is manipulating this court.

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My name has been dragged through the mud

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like a Reed through a hooch tube

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and I will not stand for it!

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I will not stand...

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The defendant rests.

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Well, that was a complete Reed show!

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If I were wearing my slapping gloves,

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you'd be tasting
fresh peacock skin by now.

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Here. I brought you a gift.

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It's a scented candle.

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Oh. Thank you.

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Wow. "Made in West Germany."

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It's the best Germany.

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So they say.

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Listen, today was rough,

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but we still have hundreds of suspects

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from the party to talk to.

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What about Edgar's apprentice, Amanda?

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They had a dalliance.

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Did you two ever "wokka, wokka, wokka"?

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Yes. We had sex.

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Yes. We know they slept together.

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He was [BLEEP] her?!
You said they had a dalliance!

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- I meant a kerfuffle!
- Mm!

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Amanda had an alibi.

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She was working that night.

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My team checked her out.

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Is that the same team that dallianced us

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on the stand today?

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Dwayne can be a major-league
dalliance-up.

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- Hmm.
- But he's also my right-hand man.

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Well, your right hand
fingered me in court!

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We need to choose our words better.

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You need to get rid of that Reed.

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I can't fire Dwayne.

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He's my lead investigator,
and I trust him.

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Both of our lives
are on the line, Lawyer.

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I could end up rotting in jail

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while you're tied to a stake
and tossed into Peck Canyon.

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This isn't West Germany, Lawyer.

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They will kill you.

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You need to pick a side.

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Peck or Reed.

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- Right now?
- Soon.

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How do I fire Dwayne?

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He was the first guy I met here.

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I'm your lead investigator!

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He would do anything for me.

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I don't like this!

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I have to keep my emotions out of it.

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My job is to save my client's life.

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That's more important than friendship.

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You wanted to see me?

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Yeah. Have a seat.

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This is very hard for me to say.

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Oh, just do what I do.

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Sound it out in your head.

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That way you don't get... embarrassed.

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We can't work together
on this case anymore.

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Can't say I didn't see this coming.

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You can visit all you you want,

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but you should probably
clear out your stuff

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- by end of day.
- Dwayne...

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you're fired.

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You're firing me?

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I'm sorry, but I have to do
what's best for the case.

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I didn't even want to take
this case in the first place!

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The least you could do is let me quit!

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Fine. You can quit.

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I don't want to quit! I love it here!

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I'm sorry. And after the case is over...

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No, I...

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It's okay.

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I know the drill.

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Hey, buddy. I just wanted to
see how you were holding up.

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It hurts!

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It hurts so bad!

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The mailbox you have called is full.

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- Hey, Anne.
- The entire office is freaking out

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that you're going to fire them.

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It's just you and me here.

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I'm just saying, morale is really low.

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You should give a speech.

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Okay.

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Everyone, gather around!

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I know that there has been
a lot of whispering

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around the water cooler
about layoffs and such,

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but everyone's job is safe.

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Well, good.

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'Cause the office Christmas
party would've been a bummer.

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Mm.

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Today on "M-Towne,"

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the defense team reacts to a shake-up.

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Darkness surrounds me.

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Bank robbery in
progress at 2nd and Thornwell!

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Officer down!

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Yep. Officer very down!

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So, our timeline's in tatters

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and I had to fire Dwayne.

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Sure. Things seem bad.

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But, you know, it's East Peck.

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Everything seems bad at first.

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Our last hope is to find a new suspect,

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which means I need to interview
every last guest from the Gala.

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No matter how unhelpful.

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The only thing I killed at that
party was 40 shrimp, okay?

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You have said that about six times.

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It's true. 4-0, baby.

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4-0!

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4-0! Whoo-hoo!

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Hi. Do you have an appointment?

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No, but I have important information

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about the Edgar Foster murder.

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Oh. We're not taking walk-ins.

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We're shorthanded.

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My boss fired half the staff.

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Uh, what kind of information
do you have?

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Well, I saw who murdered Edgar Foster.

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It was...

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Oh!

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4-0!

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Whoo!

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Why don't we talk in my office?

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All right.

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So, I was at the Gala
and I had to use the restroom.

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And the Houseboy said
I could just use the pool...

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Oh!

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- Speed past that part, please.
- Oh.

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So, I got to the pool house,

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and I saw Edgar arguing with this man.

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Then the man hit Edgar
and Edgar just dropped.

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And then the man turned, so I ran.

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And I've been running ever since.

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This wasn't the man, was it?

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No, that's Lavinia with a mustache.

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The man I saw had alabaster hair.

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Good morning, Lavinia.

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I hope you don't mind.

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I'm having a light breakfast.

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I'd offer you some,
but I'm sure you're stuffed

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from eating so much [BLEEP]
in the courtroom.

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You should know I fired Dwayne.

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Oh, Lawyer!

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Oh! Lawyer, oh!

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I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Oh!

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I do have some more good news.

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We have a new witness.

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Your Houseboy confirms
he saw her at the party

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and she has a very detailed
recollection.

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Also, you must clean your pool.

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Wonderful!

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I have the perfect gift for you.

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Hmm.

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No.

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Your very own slapping gloves.

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Hmm.

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Don't know what to say.

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Except no.

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Try them.

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Slap yourself.

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Here you go. Slap it.

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I'd rather... Slap it!

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Harder.

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And, Ms. Clipf,

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can you describe the person
you saw strike Edgar?

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He had alabaster hair.

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He! My client is clearly not a he.

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What did the man
with the alabaster hair,

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who is not my client,
say as he struck Edgar Foster?

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"I'm not your brother!
I'm not your friend!"

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And then came the mighty blow and I ran.

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And I've been running ever since.

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No further questions.

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Brava, Lawyer! Brava.

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- Little kiss. Kissy-kiss.
- No. No.

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Kiss it! Kiss it!

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Ms. Clipf, are you a fan of "M-Towne"?

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Oh, I've never missed an episode.

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- I'm obsessed.
- May I play something for you then?

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"I'm not your brother
and I'm not your friend!"

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Then came the mighty blow and I ran.

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And he's been running ever since.

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That was from an episode of
"M-Towne, Season One: Detroit,"

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called "The Alabaster Bastard."

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Objection...

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Spoilers.

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Your Honor, this woman
was not a witness,

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but instead, an "M-Towne" obsessed loon

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looking for 15 minutes of fame.

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And to get back at my ex

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who said I would never
amount to anything.

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Well [BLEEP] you, Barrel Peters!

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Take me back!

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Barrel!

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Josh?

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I told you no walk-ins.

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In hindsight, I probably
should've listened to "M-Towne."

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Uh!

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Stake coming through!

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I can't believe this is how it ends.

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I'm not giving up on you.

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Lawyer, there's so much I haven't done.

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I've never ridden in a hot air balloon.

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I've never made love to a full-size man.

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Okay, that's probably enough
right there.

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Promise me if I'm convicted...

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- I... I can't do that.
- ...you will beg the court

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to give me one last
hot air balloon ride.

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Oh. Okay.

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Then...

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you'll [BLEEP] me.

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- You're drunk, Lavinia.
- No, you're...

265
00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:26,593
I need to sit down.

266
00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:28,828
Yes. Why don't you just lie down?

267
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:29,863
Here.

268
00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:31,097
- Lawyer?
- Mm-hmm?

269
00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,776
Do you have children or are you barren?

270
00:11:34,006 --> 00:11:35,535
Well, I'm... I'm not barren.

271
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,470
In fact, there's a one-in-six chance

272
00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:39,706
that I might have
a little baby lawyer coming.

273
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,443
Promise me that you will have children.

274
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:49,682
The world would be a much better
place with more of you.

275
00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:52,752
Thank you, Lavinia.

276
00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,121
Spread your seed, Lawyer!

277
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,756
Like a gardener.

278
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,725
Oh, they [BLEEP] everything.

279
00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,093
I'm gonna lie down.

280
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,556
Yeah, yeah.

281
00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:05,832
One of the secretaries
had too much to drink at lunch.

282
00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,535
Also, I have Josh for Secret Santa.

283
00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,702
Well, who'd Josh get?

284
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,905
I don't know, but I hope it's not me.

285
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:13,981
Dwayne!

286
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,242
No! No!

287
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,678
This is a professional visit.

288
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,681
I'm here in my capacity
as an EPPD Officer.

289
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,850
I totally understand.

290
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:25,451
Per police protocol,

291
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,755
I am unable to share evidence
with civilians.

292
00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,558
Such as this thumb drive,

293
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,761
which may or may not contain
an EPPD intake video

294
00:12:34,763 --> 00:12:36,162
from the night of the Gala.

295
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:39,054
So, which is it? Should we watch or not?

296
00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:41,280
We don't have time for this [BLEEP]

297
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,292
Edgar's assistant.

298
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,695
Amanda was picked up for
driving drunk on Big Peck Drive,

299
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,465
the only road leaving Peck Gardens,

300
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,394
around the time Edgar was killed.

301
00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:55,003
I'm not drunk. I can't drink right now.

302
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:56,738
Then why were you driving recklessly?

303
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,139
I was upset.

304
00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,143
I'd just had a fight
with my old boss and...

305
00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,146
Oh! Jesus, Dwayne!

306
00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,715
That's happened all three times
I've watched this!

307
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,832
Okay, wait, she got in a fight
with her old boss,

308
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,943
who was Edgar.

309
00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:13,068
Then she threw up but wasn't drinking.

310
00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:16,624
What if Amanda was pregnant?

311
00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,632
So, you boys want to know about
one of my patients?

312
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,835
Yes. Amanda Silva?

313
00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:28,483
Breed?

314
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,938
That's what we're trying to find out.

315
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,239
She's a human.

316
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,774
Now, I know that federal law
prevents you

317
00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,108
from disclosing personal information...

318
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:37,979
Amanda Silva, social 987-65-4329,

319
00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:40,034
VISA ending in 2889.

320
00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,646
Not a virgin, that's for sure.

321
00:13:41,844 --> 00:13:44,318
Aw, is that little guy a dachshund?

322
00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:46,187
I can't tell you that.

323
00:13:46,189 --> 00:13:49,067
We take doctor/pet
confidentiality very seriously.

324
00:13:49,326 --> 00:13:50,692
But obviously not.

325
00:13:51,048 --> 00:13:52,360
Can we come back to Amanda?

326
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,028
Well, the chlamydia did.

327
00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:57,131
And it looks like she came in
on October 12th

328
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,734
for a pregnancy test,
which came out positive.

329
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:03,104
October 12th was the night of the Gala!

330
00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,906
- Our theory checks out.
- Hold on.

331
00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:08,176
A week later, we realized it
was a false positive due to...

332
00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,139
doctor error.

333
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:12,747
Turns out, she just had a bad flu.

334
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,315
Well, no harm, no foul.

335
00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:17,487
Remember, we're just here
to question her.

336
00:14:17,854 --> 00:14:20,221
EPPD! Open the door!

337
00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:21,956
Dwayne! God!

338
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,574
Sorry, Josh. You know I'm a

339
00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:25,927
shoot-doors-first,
open-doors-later kind of guy.

340
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,728
Amanda?

341
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,525
Oh, my!

342
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,236
Oh!

343
00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:38,907
She's dead.

344
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:40,942
Oh, my God.

345
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,926
Oh...

346
00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:47,749
I'm sorry, Josh.

347
00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:49,350
You know I laugh inappropriately

348
00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:52,595
but this dead girl
is pretty inappropriate!

349
00:14:55,759 --> 00:14:57,859
Oh, God! I shot her!

350
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,160
They taught us this at the academy.

351
00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:01,663
I got to make it look
like she shot first.

352
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:03,321
Somebody shoot me.

353
00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,266
- I'll do it.
- No! No!

354
00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:08,036
- Stop shooting each other!
- Oh.

355
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,588
I think this was a suicide.

356
00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:12,140
Oh. She left a note.

357
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,842
Oh, this is so sad.

358
00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:18,886
This is a confession.

359
00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:22,077
She killed Edgar.

360
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,209
Then killed herself.

361
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,808
It's over.

362
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,934
Ah! Ahh!

363
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,925
Dwayne, what the [BLEEP]

364
00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:32,160
Josh, I'm sorry.

365
00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:33,695
There was a round in the chamber.

366
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,487
That's the only way I know
how to get it out.

367
00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:40,024
It's all safe now.

368
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:47,074
"...which is why I killed Edgar.

369
00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:51,490
The guilt is too much
for me to stay in this world.

370
00:15:51,657 --> 00:15:52,952
God forgive me.

371
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:56,765
Respectfully yours, Amanda Silva."

372
00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:02,587
When Amanda thought she was pregnant,

373
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:04,956
she went to the Peck Gala
to confront Edgar.

374
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,739
Clearly, she did not like
the way he took the news.

375
00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,788
She grabbed the Jessup clock

376
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:12,106
and struck him in the head,
knocking him out!

377
00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:15,067
She panicked,
threw the body down the rum hole

378
00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,151
where he drowned in the Peck River.

379
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,290
She got in her car to go
and retrieve the body,

380
00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:20,980
was pulled over for reckless driving.

381
00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,161
Upon being released by the police,

382
00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:25,296
she returns to the body in the river,

383
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:29,868
realizes her only option
is to frame Lavinia,

384
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,837
and so then
placed the body in a suitcase

385
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,346
and planted it in my client's trunk.

386
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,993
Wow.

387
00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:39,866
The perfect crime.

388
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,533
Given this signed confession,

389
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:47,185
the defense asks for
an immediate not guilty verdict.

390
00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:49,954
Hasn't my client been through enough?

391
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,456
I have.

392
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,415
The Michael Jackson drugs
won't get me to sleep anymore.

393
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,333
As a mother,
it is important to demonstrate

394
00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:05,270
not only how to win,
but how to lose with grace.

395
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,849
I need to be a role model
and show poise and dignity.

396
00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,343
But not for at least another month.

397
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:14,279
You know she [BLEEP] did it!

398
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:15,880
Look at her [BLEEP] face,
little [BLEEP] sitting there!

399
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:17,482
Oh, you think, oh,
maybe she didn't [BLEEP] do it!

400
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:21,019
Look at her [BLEEP] guilty face
grinning [BLEEP] ear-to-ear!

401
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,987
Because she murdered him!

402
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:24,055
Get the [BLEEP] off me.

403
00:17:24,057 --> 00:17:25,123
Y'all can [BLEEP]

404
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,158
Suck all

405
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,951
Suck my [BLEEP]

406
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,868
Not guilty.

407
00:17:37,568 --> 00:17:39,170
Not guilty! Not guilty!

408
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,951
I heard him! I heard him!

409
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,308
We did it! Now, let's go celebrate

410
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,143
in that hot air balloon
like you promised!

411
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,553
- No, I didn't...
- Yeah, you did!

412
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,313
I didn't... I didn't promise that!

413
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:49,506
Oh, thank you!

414
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:50,681
Danke!

415
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,085
Things turned around
pretty quickly for us.

416
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,078
? If you can take it ?

417
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,494
? Then she can shake it ?

418
00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:03,365
? If you can move it ?

419
00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,568
? Then she can move it ?

420
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:12,674
? But you're moving too much for me ?

421
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:16,225
? See and your grooving
is affecting me ?

422
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,847
Was it risky defending
the most beloved woman in town?

423
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,294
Yeah, it was.

424
00:18:22,199 --> 00:18:23,543
But if you're gonna be a good lawyer,

425
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,734
you have to take risks.

426
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:28,196
Ohh!

427
00:18:29,244 --> 00:18:31,153
Plus, I knew Lavinia didn't do it.

428
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:37,462
And the best part of all,
I rehired my right-hand man.

429
00:18:40,144 --> 00:18:41,934
The Dream Team is back together.

430
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,292
Undefeated.

431
00:18:53,906 --> 00:18:55,499
Thank you, Peckers!

432
00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,194
Hi, darling!

433
00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:58,848
Lawyer.

434
00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,385
I don't know what to say.

435
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:05,507
You're everything I hoped you'd be.

436
00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:07,595
Loyal and trustworthy.

437
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:08,897
That's very kind.

438
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:12,131
- Steady. Fast. Steadfast.
- Thank you.

439
00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:15,008
Bold. Beautiful. Young. Restless.

440
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,466
Those are just words now.

441
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:19,874
Mostly, I want to tell you that

442
00:19:19,899 --> 00:19:22,132
you're the first man in my life
who hasn't abandon me.

443
00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:24,353
And I'm... I'm...

444
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,239
I want to thank you.

445
00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:29,541
I know.

446
00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:32,299
If this were a different time
and you were a little younger,

447
00:19:32,324 --> 00:19:34,625
I'd have you wearing me
like a hat tonight.

448
00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:37,367
Anyway, I brought you something.

449
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,918
It's nothing important like money,

450
00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:42,697
but it does come from the heart, Lawyer.

451
00:19:43,802 --> 00:19:44,961
Thank you, Lavinia.

452
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:46,433
If you'd care to join me,

453
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,091
I'm going to have a bottle of absinthe,

454
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:49,366
see what happens.

455
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,325
I'm not wearing you home like a hat.

456
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,628
Someone will.

457
00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:00,715
Congratulations!

458
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,584
- Hey, thank you!
- You, too.

459
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,081
Great season of "M-Towne."

460
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:05,176
People keep saying.

461
00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:06,855
I swear that I'm gonna listen.

462
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,724
It's just that I have this
90-second commute to work.

463
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,953
Well, it was really great meeting you.

464
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,762
And I want to say
I think it was really smart

465
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,702
we didn't cross any boundaries
during the case.

466
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:17,092
It would've been unprofessional.

467
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,184
Yeah, I, uh... I totally agree.

468
00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:23,951
The case is over
and I'm leaving tomorrow.

469
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,216
Mm-hmm.

470
00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:26,446
Want to get weird?

471
00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:27,945
Super weird.

472
00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:29,702
Let me just close my tab.

473
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,679
Okay, I just have
a final interview with Lavinia,

474
00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:33,548
and then we can get going.

475
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,090
Yes! Totally! Take your time.

476
00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:36,875
No rush at all. I'm cool.

477
00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:38,270
Cucumber city.

478
00:20:38,295 --> 00:20:39,933
Ride the pickle.

479
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,024
Yes.

480
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,114
"Thank you, Josh.

481
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:52,439
You saved my life.

482
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,098
I'm forever in your debt.

483
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,418
Respectfully...

484
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,283
respectfully..."

485
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,675
Lavinia has a rather distinct style.

486
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,018
Notice her use of the Royal R.

487
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,730
No, no, no, no.

488
00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:12,487
No, no.

489
00:21:12,489 --> 00:21:13,855
No.

490
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,186
Holy [BLEEP] she did it.

491
00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:32,149
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