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Wouldn't it be crazy
if this plane just...

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Last season on "Wrecked"...

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We're pirates, mother...

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- They're gonna kill us!
- So we'll take 'em out all at once.

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My friends and I are going home.

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The pirates came here on a cruise ship?

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- Me and Todd...
- We're getting married!

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I have feelings for you!

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I have feelings for you, too!

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- Luther?
- Yes?

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Abandon ship!

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I thought I was gonna die in here,

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but instead, I met you,
my new best friend.

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We got land!

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We're alive!

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Luther!!

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He stood on a land mine!

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What the hell?

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Oh, come on!

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Whoo!

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Got him!

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What's that, three years in a row?

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How did I do it?

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I wore the wrong boots.

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They're too tight. I
can't run in 'em, okay?!

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God damn it!

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Well, Errol, how 'bout you?

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How's the, uh, night-vision thing?

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Was that a big help?

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You know what, dude?

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You're being a real bully, okay?

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- Come on.
- Yeah, you are. You are.

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We're all here having a good time,

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we all running through
the jungle like friends,

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and then all of a sudden
you're acting like a jerk.

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- A jerk?
- Yeah.

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- Is that what I'm being?
- Yeah, you're being

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- a real jerk.
- Really? You think that's fair?

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You think that your jokes are funny.

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- They're not funny.
- I'm not... I'm just...

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- I found it!
- Hold on. H-Hold on.

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This guy's trying to say something.

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- What is it?
- Go to hell.

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Okay, see, this is exactly
why we call you "Mumbles."

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You have to enunciate.

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- Uh...
- Oh.

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Ew! Gross!

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That is gross. Have some class.

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One day someone's gonna
land on this island

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and they're not gonna play your games.

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No.

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They'll be smart and brave,

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and they'll kill you.

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Oh, yeah?

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And who might that be?

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Seriously?!

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Can we not catch one break?!

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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So, what? There could
be land mines anywhere?

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We don't know that. It
could've been just one...

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just one rogue land mine
washed up on the shore...

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Maybe it was just the two.

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Okay! Everybody, stay where you are!

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We need to come up with a plan

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to get off this beach.

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Well, I don't have one. I was just...

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Okay, well, it just sounded
like you had a plan.

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Yeah, I just thought you'd have
some blowhard plan by now.

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I have a couple of seeds.
I'm just kind of...

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They're not really... I'm
thinking. I'm thinking.

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All right, I think it's pretty
obvious what needs to happen.

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Someone needs to walk off the beach.

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And if, knock on wood,

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that person makes it out alive,

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we use their footprints to escape.

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But who goes?

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Listen...

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there are only nine of us left.

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The person with the
least value should go.

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Now, Jess, you're great for morale.

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I think you're an absolute delight.

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Aww. Karen.

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But physically, you're
a goddamn liability.

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- You have virtually no upper-body strength.
- What?

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- That's rough.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

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No one makes my wife

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- walk through a bunch of land mines.
- Thanks, babe.

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You got it, babe. Now,
if we're gonna choose,

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we're gonna choose fairly and humanely.

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All right.

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Nose goes.

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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Oh, it's Steve!

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Steve's got to go.

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Fair is fair. Someone tell Steve

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he's got to walk off the beach,

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probably blow up. Florence?

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What?

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Steve?

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Hey, Steve!

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Whattya got there, bud?

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Luther's hand!

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Oh.

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Oh, no.

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I figured if... if I can
collect enough of him,

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uh, we can fix him.

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There's a lot they can do these days.

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They cloned that sheep.
So that'll probably work.

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Or there's that Jonathan Depp movie

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where they uploaded his
brain into a Macintosh.

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Oh, my God. You guys,
he c... he can't go.

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- Look how sad he is.
- Hey! Old man Steve!

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We all played Nose goes
and we won and you lost!

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You got to walk your ass off the beach

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so we can see if you blow up, okay?!

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- What?!
- Yeah.

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- No!
- You lost the game, though.

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- You kind of have to.
- We played Nose goes.

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Okay, I have a plan.

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We do nothing.

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What?

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Somebody buried these land mines, right?

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Someone is here.

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And that means that somebody heard

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whoever that guy was explode,

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and that means that
they will come to us.

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But if no one comes, huh?

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What are we supposed to
do here, just starve?

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It may not look like much, but this body

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takes some serious cals to maintain,

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and Daddy's already pretty hungry.

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Well, would Daddy rather
be pretty hungry,

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or would Daddy like to see someone else

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blown into a fine mist?

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Huh? Which one?

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A hungry daddy.

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Okay.

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So then we wait.

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We wait.

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- I've got you!
- Aah!

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Now, before everyone digs in,

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just remember, we have
to ration this food.

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We don't know when it is
that we'll eat again.

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I'm kidding!

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I'm kidding! We're not
on the island anymore.

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We're obviously in the future...
some of us have mustaches.

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Ah! Yeah!

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Uh, Daniel Jr.!

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Other Daniel Jr.! Come here.

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All right.

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Did I ever tell you boys

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about the time that your Uncle Danny

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saved us from exploding?

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Hmm?

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There we were,

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trapped on a beach that was
filled with land mines,

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and no one knew what to do.

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But then your Uncle Danny...

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He just stood up,

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and he walked off that beach.

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- And he saved us.
- Mm-hmm.

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And do you know how he did it?

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Hmm?

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He believed.

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Go wake your uncle up.

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Wake him up.

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Wake him up.

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Get up!

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Owen.

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Owen, wake up.

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Hmm.

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I'm not afraid.

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I'm not afraid anymore.

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What?

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Hey, do you guys mind speaking up?!

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I can't hear anything!

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They were so beautiful.

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Who?

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Your boys. The Daniels.

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What are you talking about?

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Hey!

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Hey!!

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Come back here, you...

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you weird bush!

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Y-You blew up my best friend!

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You're not fooling anyone, you bush!

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We're not gonna die, not here.

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We just have to believe.

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Oh, Danny! Hey! Wait!

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- No! Oh.
- Danny! Danny!

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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I stepped on a land mine!

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Idiot!

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I don't want to die! I don't want
to die! I don't want to die!

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You! You! This is your fault!

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You lied to me right through
your stupid mustache!

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- What did you say to him?
- I didn't say anything.

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Uh, guys, Steve is walking
right towards us.

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- I saw someone in the jungle.
- What?

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He ran off, but whoever it was,

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he put these land mines down.

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He killed Luther.

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- And I'm going after him.
- What?

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Oh, please stop walking!

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Sorry. Can I just...
I'm gonna have to...

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Can I just...

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Thank you.

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What do we do now?

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Find whoever the hell Steve saw.

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If someone else is here,
maybe they can help Danny.

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Okay, you guys, go after Steve.

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We'll wait here with Danny.

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Single file! Single file, you guys!

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- ... the steps.
- Watch the...

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Yeah, you really bungled that one.

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All right, you're good. You'll make it.

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We love you, Danny. Bye.

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If things get hairy,

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Danny might want to take his own life.

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Here.

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- A switchblade.
- Yeah, big time.

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- Thank you, Chet.
- No, no. Thank you.

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They'll find help, right?
Steve's got this.

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Yeah, yeah. Steve's totally got this.

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We're gonna have to
save Danny ourselves,

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- aren't we?
- Yeah, I think so. We will.

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Yeah. For sure.

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Easy. Just keep your
foot on that trigger.

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We're gonna get you off this thing.

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I just got to think. I got to...

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Think, Owen, think!

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Danny, why would you just
walk out here like that?

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It was stupid.

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I had a vision, all right?

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We were in the future, all of us.

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We were at this beautiful dinner.

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Owen's kids were there,
and... and... and...

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a-and he told them that I saved us.

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Aww. You saw our kids?

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- Owen's kids.
- What's that, now?

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They were Owen's kids
with his wife, Gwen.

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She's real, real pretty.

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Did she look like me at all?

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Let me think. No.

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She was glowing...

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almost like she was
pregnant, but she wasn't.

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What? Where was I?

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Oh, you were there.

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You were sitting by the dessert table,

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glaring at everybody,
holding a mug of wine.

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Well, was I with anyone?

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Uh, kind of.

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I think his name was "Dirty Craig."

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Or at least that's what
people called him.

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My husband's name was "Dirty Craig"?

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Dirty Craig is not the marryin' type.

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Dirty Craig is a dog.

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They don't call him "Clean Craig."

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Okay, I got it. I got it.

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I got it. I got it. Here's
what we're gonna do...

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We are gonna dig a hole
around the land mine, right?

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Then we're gonna lift the mine up,

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and we're gonna wrap
something really tight

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around Danny's shoe and the mine,

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keeping the trigger down, okay?

266
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,379
Then Danny will very slowly

267
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,380
remove his foot from the shoe,

268
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,689
leaving a land mine boot.

269
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:55,159
We'll take that thing, throw it away...

270
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,320
Boom! Danny's saved.

271
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,260
What do you think?

272
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,030
- No. Oh, my God,
- Are you mad at me?

273
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,569
- no.
- Do you want me to die?

274
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,380
Okay, do you guys have any ideas?

275
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:10,400
Listen, I've seen every
action movie ever made.

276
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:14,020
There's only one way to
deal with a bomb situation.

277
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,720
We got to defuse it.

278
00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:26,620
Steve, I don't see any evidence of...

279
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,540
Shh!

280
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,340
He came through here.

281
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,460
He was running.

282
00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,069
Panicked.

283
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,740
Frantic.

284
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,540
He tripped...

285
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,200
right into this bush.

286
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,039
He laid here,

287
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,949
terrified of the one man on this island

288
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,660
that was capable of killing him...

289
00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,600
"Steve."

290
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,280
Steve.

291
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,380
That's when he shit his bush pants.

292
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440
His what?

293
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,420
- Bush pants.
- What are "bush pants"?

294
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,319
Imagine a pair of pants,

295
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,320
and then imagine two bushes.

296
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,029
Now, get rid of the
pants from your memory,

297
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,760
reposition those bushes
where your pants would be,

298
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,540
so he's wearing two... two bushes.

299
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,340
Bush pants.

300
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,080
I thought you said he
was wearing a suit.

301
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,679
A bush suit!

302
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,880
Yeah!

303
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,440
Made out of twigs and bushes!

304
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,320
Nature! Nature wear!

305
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,380
Jesus, just keep up with me!

306
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,320
Come on.

307
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,140
Are we sure Steve actually saw someone?

308
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,500
- No. No, we are not.
- Okay.

309
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,120
Uh, you guys go ahead.

310
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,630
I'll catch up. I gotta
pee with my penis.

311
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,300
Oh, my God.

312
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,880
You're stupid assholes.

313
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:05,320
Okay. Now there's always some
type of access panel on the side.

314
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,789
Do you see a panel?

315
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,589
Um...

316
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:10,859
yeah, actually.

317
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,490
I take it it's fastened
with, what, four screws,

318
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,680
all flathead, one in each corner?

319
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,530
Yeah. That's exactly right.

320
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,080
How many action movies have you seen?

321
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,200
All of them.

322
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,609
Now, we need to something
to unscrew it with.

323
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480
I'll do it.

324
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,180
Easy.

325
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,180
I got it.

326
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,560
Easy.

327
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,980
I got it!

328
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,559
Sorry I've got these sweaty
little sausage fingers

329
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,340
and not delicate fairy hands like Gwen.

330
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,360
Who?

331
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,600
Gwen! You wife? From Danny's dream?

332
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,630
That's a dream. I don't
even know a Gwen.

333
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,769
You know her well enough to
put two kids in her, okay?

334
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,140
Is this really a conversation
that we're having?

335
00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,390
- Yeah, it is.
- I don't even know what you're talking about.

336
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,709
- It hurt my feelings.
- Guys, guys.

337
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:01,979
I'm standing on a bomb.

338
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,249
- Sorry. Okay. Go ahead.
- Sorry.

339
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,730
All right. Now, once you
get that panel off,

340
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,620
you're gonna see three wires...
red, blue, and green.

341
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,989
You're gonna want to cut the red wire.

342
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,800
Always cut the red wire. Got it?

343
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,040
We're closing in.

344
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,470
Oh, my God. Again?

345
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,809
Enough!

346
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,540
Steve, we've been out here for hours.

347
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,160
What are you doing?

348
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,149
I'm tracking.

349
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,680
No, you're not. You're licking sticks.

350
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,880
Dude, face it... there's
no one out here.

351
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,520
I know what I saw.

352
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,759
I saw a man, and that man was a bush.

353
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,290
Oh, it must have been me, 'cause,
here, look, I'm in a bush.

354
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,500
Oh, ho, I'm the guy that Steve saw.

355
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,120
If we want to help Danny,

356
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,959
the best way to find someone
is to get to high ground.

357
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,140
I got to agree with Karen on this one.

358
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,840
Okay, priority one is Danny.

359
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,839
Look, guys, if we're not
looking out for each other,

360
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,910
if we're not helping one another,

361
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,820
then what are we even doing, you know?

362
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,420
Did you just eat something?

363
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,780
What?

364
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,919
Did I... Did I eat something?

365
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,470
Really? You think that I got food

366
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,240
and just wouldn't bring it back
and share it with you guys?

367
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,190
Wow.

368
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,599
You know what, Karen?

369
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,399
Go yourself

370
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,140
for thinking I would ever turn
my back on my best friends!

371
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,420
You've got berry stains
all over your mouth.

372
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,439
There just wasn't enough
to share, okay, you guys?

373
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,940
You shit.

374
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,549
- Are you kidding me?
- You guys should be thanking me,

375
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:45,879
okay, 'cause these berries are
making me feel very weird.

376
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,410
I mean, my hands are all sweaty,

377
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,979
and my entire body's getting chills...

378
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,020
Enough!

379
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,019
This is the waste of time.

380
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,289
The Bush Man's getting away.

381
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,489
There's no one out here!

382
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,780
There's someone here.

383
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,760
I told you so, you flabby piece of shit.

384
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,080
- Shut up, you Kiwi turd.
- Shh!

385
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,970
Okay, well, are there
any other shades of red

386
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,779
like a "fire truck" or a "merlot"?

387
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,730
No, dude. They're all
the same color red,

388
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,800
- and there's like a hundred of them.
- Okay.

389
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,700
Okay. Pick one.

390
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,940
- What?
- What? No way.

391
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,220
Just pick a wire and cut it.

392
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,989
I'm not gonna randomly just pick a wire.

393
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,440
Pick a wire! Do it!

394
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,570
Pick a wire right now,
Owen! Get in there!

395
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,789
Okay, fine! I'll just pick one.

396
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,529
- And if your leg blows up...
- Why are we all yelling?!

397
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:33,140
- Just pick a wire! Come on! Do it! Now!
- I'll pick a wire!

398
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,599
Oh! Yes! Yes!

399
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,979
- It worked!
- We did it!

400
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,200
Oh!

401
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,200
- Oh. Hey.
- Why is it beeping?

402
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,680
You two get out of here. Go!

403
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,749
No. We're not gonna leave you here, man.

404
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,519
Just go! Don't you get it?

405
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,289
- I never liked you.
- What?

406
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,350
You're a nerd, a dork.

407
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,920
I only hung out with you because
I felt bad for you, dweeb.

408
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,159
- Okay, I see what you're doing.
- Oh, do you?

409
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,520
Because you're so smart with
your flight attendant degree?

410
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,499
Did you even finish school, you loser?

411
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,699
- Hey, easy!
- Okay, sorry. That got mean.

412
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,080
Listen, I'm not gonna leave you.

413
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,340
I was so stupid walking up here.

414
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,280
Why did I think I could save everybody?

415
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,979
At least you tried.

416
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,560
I mean, I suggested that
we literally do nothing.

417
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,439
And now I'm all worked
up because I feel like

418
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,649
I'm gonna lose you two guys,

419
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,649
and then it's just
gonna be me and the...

420
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,720
I mean, let's just be honest... freaks.

421
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,589
I just...

422
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,020
I love you guys.

423
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,960
No.

424
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,740
We're not gonna die here.

425
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,180
What are you talking about?

426
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:46,400
I'm talking about land mine boot.

427
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,660
Gorillas aren't aggressive, right?

428
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:54,720
Nah. Nah, nah. Monkeys
are chill like humes.

429
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:58,200
Okay? We just be calm and
they're happy to just be c...

430
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,940
Into the trees!

431
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,440
I'm gonna get eaten!

432
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,029
Ah, come on! Help me!

433
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,160
- Help me up!
- Get up!

434
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,880
- Help me!
- Oh, God, why is your hand so sweaty?

435
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,750
It's the berries! I feel insane!

436
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,970
Jump higher!

437
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,470
I can't! My legs are jelly!

438
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,360
Oh, shit.

439
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,400
- What do we do now?
- Throw it!

440
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:10,560
You could have thrown that
literally anywhere else.

441
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,320
I saw his balls.

442
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,760
Oh, God. This is all my fault.

443
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,109
Maybe I just wanted to see someone

444
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,580
to make sense of Luther's death.

445
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,119
You knew the guy for six hours.

446
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,109
Why do you even care?!

447
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,179
'Cause you guys just
tolerate me, all right?

448
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:41,980
Luther... he actually liked me.

449
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:45,189
No. Steve, we like you, okay?

450
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,440
You're one of us.

451
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,000
Really?

452
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:49,720
Yeah.

453
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,930
What do you like about me?

454
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:55,580
- Oh, my God.
- Uh... your hair.

455
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,659
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

456
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,899
Oh, that's a good one.

457
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,060
Todd?

458
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,160
You're funny, I guess.

459
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,840
Yeah. I'm pretty funny.

460
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,180
What about you, Karen?

461
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,320
Easy. You got an ass that won't quit.

462
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:14,620
Oh, God. It's coming right at me!

463
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,990
I can fix this!

464
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,520
Oh, my God.

465
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,359
Hey!

466
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,360
Take a chomp on this perfect ass!

467
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,019
Hello, there.

468
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,680
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