1 00:00:09,652 --> 00:00:14,151 Ask not what your country can do for you. 2 00:00:14,234 --> 00:00:16,818 Ask what you can do for your country. 3 00:00:16,902 --> 00:00:18,443 Mr. Gorbachev, 4 00:00:18,526 --> 00:00:20,777 tear down this wall! 5 00:00:20,860 --> 00:00:23,693 The only thing we have to fear 6 00:00:23,777 --> 00:00:25,360 is fear itself! 7 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:28,777 "Uhh, I don't know what I said. Uhh!" 8 00:01:00,610 --> 00:01:02,401 Sheket bevakasha. 9 00:01:02,485 --> 00:01:04,860 My name Sergeant Erran Morad. 10 00:01:04,943 --> 00:01:08,318 Many people ask me, "Erran, what the probability 11 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,068 that Islamic terrorists attack my workplace?" 12 00:01:12,151 --> 00:01:14,943 And the truthful answer is, it not very likely, 13 00:01:15,026 --> 00:01:16,693 only about 83 percent. 14 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:17,943 Yalla. Let's go. 15 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:27,610 Tell me, how did you help the president? 16 00:01:27,693 --> 00:01:30,401 Well, I was an elected Trump delegate from Alabama, 17 00:01:30,485 --> 00:01:33,234 so I helped elect Donald Trump president of the U.S. 18 00:01:33,318 --> 00:01:36,401 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in my favor 19 00:01:36,485 --> 00:01:38,109 in the case that bears my name, 20 00:01:38,193 --> 00:01:40,276 McCutcheon vs. Federal Election Commission. 21 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,943 Well, the latest case would go 22 00:01:42,026 --> 00:01:44,276 even further than Citizens United. 23 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,485 What comes out of the McCutcheon case 24 00:01:46,568 --> 00:01:49,318 could forever change the amount of money you can donate. 25 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,234 How does that not, at some point, lead to corruption? 26 00:01:52,318 --> 00:01:54,068 I have a large concern about terrorism 27 00:01:54,151 --> 00:01:56,151 and the fact that terrorism is possibly coming 28 00:01:56,234 --> 00:01:58,610 to the United States more than it already has. 29 00:01:58,693 --> 00:02:02,109 What do you do when there is a terror attack? 30 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:04,860 I've heard, but I've never seen it in person 31 00:02:04,943 --> 00:02:06,318 or, you know, been close to it. 32 00:02:06,401 --> 00:02:08,693 In America, the official response 33 00:02:08,777 --> 00:02:12,360 is run, hide, tell. 34 00:02:12,443 --> 00:02:14,777 In Israel, 35 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,735 it is hide, 36 00:02:16,818 --> 00:02:19,902 infiltrate, violence. 37 00:02:19,984 --> 00:02:22,026 We adapt the office 38 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:25,818 -to be ready to hide. -Okay. 39 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:31,526 The terrorist is coming! 40 00:02:38,151 --> 00:02:39,109 -Bang. -Bang. 41 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,318 Good. 42 00:02:42,026 --> 00:02:43,943 Okay. Careful, your head. 43 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:50,984 Now I teach you how to make protection 44 00:02:51,068 --> 00:02:54,568 in your own office, okay? -Yes, sir. 45 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:57,693 You are pretending to be on the phone. 46 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,526 -Are these real hands? -No. 47 00:03:00,610 --> 00:03:02,401 They are what? 48 00:03:02,485 --> 00:03:04,943 Artificial, prosthetic, specially designed. 49 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:07,151 They look just like my real hands. 50 00:03:07,234 --> 00:03:09,068 -Okay. -Hey, Zan, this is Shaun. 51 00:03:09,151 --> 00:03:10,818 Can you hurry back from Mississippi? 52 00:03:10,902 --> 00:03:12,902 We got some problems on this control panel, 53 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,652 and I don't know-- Hold up. I'm on the phone. Bang! 54 00:03:16,943 --> 00:03:19,902 -Good. -Makes sense. 55 00:03:24,777 --> 00:03:28,068 Do you know about magen zahav? 56 00:03:28,151 --> 00:03:29,610 No, sir. 57 00:03:29,693 --> 00:03:33,234 Magen zahav is the shield of pork. 58 00:03:33,318 --> 00:03:34,485 Have you heard of this? 59 00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:35,860 No, sir, never heard of it. 60 00:03:35,943 --> 00:03:39,860 What do the Muslim terrorist fear most? 61 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:42,026 Uh, pork. 62 00:03:42,109 --> 00:03:44,318 The terrorist is coming here. Show the pork. 63 00:03:46,401 --> 00:03:49,318 Pork. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! 64 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:53,777 I love pork, though, especially barbecue ribs. 65 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:55,610 Hmm. 66 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:58,068 And there is another shield twice as effective 67 00:03:58,151 --> 00:03:59,401 because they run away. 68 00:03:59,485 --> 00:04:01,401 They are so scared of the image. 69 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:03,026 One, two, three. 70 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,443 Show the shield. 71 00:04:05,526 --> 00:04:07,818 You're a homo. You're a homo. You're a homo. 72 00:04:07,902 --> 00:04:09,777 Okay. One more time, 73 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:11,818 both of you attacking me. 74 00:04:12,943 --> 00:04:14,568 -Pork. Pork! -You're gay! You're gay! 75 00:04:14,652 --> 00:04:16,401 -Pork! Pork! -You're gay! You're gay! 76 00:04:16,485 --> 00:04:17,610 -Pork. Pork! -You're gay! 77 00:04:20,234 --> 00:04:22,984 What if he come, you have no weapon? 78 00:04:23,068 --> 00:04:24,193 What do you do? 79 00:04:24,276 --> 00:04:25,568 -Infiltrate. -Okay. 80 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:27,984 How do we infiltrate? 81 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,151 Uh, we become one of them. 82 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:32,860 If he come here, you are praying. 83 00:04:32,943 --> 00:04:35,401 You turn your cubicle 84 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:38,234 into a mosque 85 00:04:38,318 --> 00:04:40,652 so that they will believe it. 86 00:04:40,735 --> 00:04:45,151 When they see it quickly, they believe it is a mosque. 87 00:04:48,693 --> 00:04:50,526 You have 30 second. 88 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:52,568 Three, two. 89 00:04:54,318 --> 00:04:55,568 -Faster. -Got to wear the hat. 90 00:04:55,652 --> 00:04:57,902 Put it on. 91 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,652 Put it on. 92 00:05:03,735 --> 00:05:05,693 Slippers! 93 00:05:05,777 --> 00:05:07,777 Faster! 94 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,068 Genie bottle. 95 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:12,860 Quick. 96 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:15,068 The terrorist is coming. Bang! You hear banging. 97 00:05:20,401 --> 00:05:21,610 What are you doing? 98 00:05:21,693 --> 00:05:23,360 -Playing the flute. -Why? 99 00:05:23,443 --> 00:05:24,818 Uh, raise the snake. 100 00:05:26,109 --> 00:05:28,652 -You are Muslim? -Yes, sir. 101 00:05:28,735 --> 00:05:30,860 -What is your name? -Abdul. 102 00:05:30,943 --> 00:05:32,818 What did you just eat? 103 00:05:32,902 --> 00:05:34,902 -Hummus. -Good. 104 00:05:34,984 --> 00:05:38,526 This is the method, hide, infiltrate, violence. 105 00:05:40,652 --> 00:05:42,026 Okay. 106 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,276 I did not invent HIV. 107 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,526 It was given to me 108 00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:49,860 by my instructor, who is now dead. 109 00:05:49,943 --> 00:05:52,902 When I give you the HIV, I want you to spread it, okay? 110 00:05:52,984 --> 00:05:54,485 Yes, sir. 111 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:59,193 You promise to give HIV to your friends? 112 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,984 Yes, sir, the ones that can handle it. 113 00:06:02,068 --> 00:06:04,276 I want you to be prepared. 114 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:08,777 I want you to be HIV-positive, okay? 115 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:11,401 Okay. 116 00:06:14,984 --> 00:06:17,193 I'm Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello, 117 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:19,860 and I believe that the world's most dangerous chemical weapon 118 00:06:19,943 --> 00:06:21,568 is testosterone. 119 00:06:21,652 --> 00:06:23,777 Two weeks after the election was stolen 120 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:27,984 from President Hillary Clinton, I managed to get out of bed. 121 00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:31,193 I've been cycling through our fractured nation, 122 00:06:31,276 --> 00:06:34,109 listening respectfully without prejudice, 123 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:36,318 to ignorant, racist Republicans 124 00:06:36,401 --> 00:06:39,568 with the hope of changing their childish views 125 00:06:39,652 --> 00:06:41,610 to try and heal the divide. 126 00:06:44,693 --> 00:06:47,068 I was struggling to get inside the mind 127 00:06:47,151 --> 00:06:49,610 of the adult Trump voter. 128 00:06:49,693 --> 00:06:52,610 So, today, I'm meeting with a notable conservative 129 00:06:52,693 --> 00:06:55,318 to understand his views on pornography. 130 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,276 Hi. My name's David Pyne, Salt Lake City, Utah. 131 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,984 This is so wonderful to meet you, 132 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:02,902 and I really think this is important and pleasurable. 133 00:07:02,984 --> 00:07:04,360 Absolutely. Yeah. 134 00:07:04,443 --> 00:07:07,984 From my perspective, I-I would be happier, 135 00:07:08,068 --> 00:07:09,693 more comfortable, going back to, 136 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,526 for example, prayer in schools, 137 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:14,360 more local control of schools, 138 00:07:14,443 --> 00:07:17,443 maybe abstinence-only sex education... 139 00:07:17,526 --> 00:07:21,777 Yeah. ...to focus on helping kids -- 140 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:26,401 teenage kids realize that the benefits of staying -- 141 00:07:26,485 --> 00:07:29,151 staying chaste until marriage. 142 00:07:29,234 --> 00:07:32,984 Children and pornography -- This is currently a big issue. 143 00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:33,984 Do you agree with that? 144 00:07:34,068 --> 00:07:35,526 Oh, absolutely, yeah. 145 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:38,360 I can't always be alongside my children 146 00:07:38,443 --> 00:07:39,777 when they watch pornography. 147 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,068 Can you? 148 00:07:41,151 --> 00:07:43,318 No, and that's why, uh -- 149 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:45,777 That's why I'm saying there needs to be more controls. 150 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,401 I mean, in my perfect world, 151 00:07:47,485 --> 00:07:50,151 I would love to criminalize hard-core Internet pornography. 152 00:07:50,234 --> 00:07:52,735 I would actually go further and say if we want 153 00:07:52,818 --> 00:07:55,818 to keep it legal for adults, let's have an opt-in. 154 00:07:55,902 --> 00:07:58,485 And the opt-in would create a database, 155 00:07:58,568 --> 00:08:00,735 and the database would -- would add 156 00:08:00,818 --> 00:08:02,401 that person's name in the database, so... 157 00:08:02,485 --> 00:08:05,318 Of masturbators. So -- Well, yes. 158 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:08,193 And -- So it would be 159 00:08:08,276 --> 00:08:09,360 You could call it that. 160 00:08:09,443 --> 00:08:11,526 I adore children. I love children. 161 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:14,735 And I use 162 00:08:14,818 --> 00:08:18,693 the Latin word "love," "-phile"; 163 00:08:18,777 --> 00:08:19,943 "children," "pedo-." 164 00:08:20,026 --> 00:08:23,693 So I am a pedophile, 165 00:08:23,777 --> 00:08:25,735 in that I love children, 166 00:08:25,818 --> 00:08:27,568 and I've reclaimed that word, 167 00:08:27,652 --> 00:08:30,401 because it's been stolen by the abusers. 168 00:08:30,485 --> 00:08:34,068 I love children. I am a proud pedophile. 169 00:08:34,151 --> 00:08:35,318 I am a pedophile. 170 00:08:35,401 --> 00:08:37,026 I think, uh -- Are you a pedophile? 171 00:08:37,109 --> 00:08:38,068 I am not a pedophile. 172 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,401 So you do not love children? 173 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:40,526 I love children. 174 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:42,652 We are a couple of pedophiles. 175 00:08:42,735 --> 00:08:44,610 We should be proud of that. I am not a pedophile. 176 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:46,610 Can we both, at least, sit here today 177 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,610 and say that we are both proud pedophiles? 178 00:08:49,693 --> 00:08:51,193 Absolutely not. 179 00:08:51,276 --> 00:08:55,443 At what age do you believe that it is acceptable for a child 180 00:08:55,526 --> 00:08:58,443 to view any form of pornography? 181 00:08:58,526 --> 00:09:01,443 Well, my pedophile friend, I would say 11 or 12. 182 00:09:01,526 --> 00:09:02,568 Don't call me that. 183 00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:05,026 No, but -- I am not a pedophile. 184 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:07,610 I was merely saying that we both have respect for children, 185 00:09:07,693 --> 00:09:09,902 and as you know, I'm trying to reclaim that word. 186 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:12,902 Okay. So that was a term of respect, 187 00:09:12,984 --> 00:09:14,943 by calling you my pedophile friend. 188 00:09:15,026 --> 00:09:17,735 I disagree with -- with that definition, 189 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:21,902 and I am offended if you use it in relation to me. 190 00:09:21,984 --> 00:09:25,443 If there was a register that I could sign up to to, uh... 191 00:09:25,526 --> 00:09:27,234 Then I would happily do that. 192 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:28,652 Well, there probably is. 193 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:32,735 Oh, well, we know, myself and Naomi, my partner -- 194 00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:36,693 Is -- Is Naomi, um, a male or a female? 195 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,360 She identifies as a female. 196 00:09:38,443 --> 00:09:41,943 Okay. Is she physically female? 197 00:09:42,026 --> 00:09:43,984 She has, um, 198 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:47,984 a round vagina. 199 00:09:48,068 --> 00:09:49,902 Um... 200 00:09:49,984 --> 00:09:52,902 So she doesn't have male genitalia? 201 00:09:52,984 --> 00:09:54,360 She has no phallus. 202 00:09:54,443 --> 00:09:56,568 She has nipples... Okay. 203 00:09:56,652 --> 00:10:00,276 ...although they are attached to swollen, 204 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,068 uh, mammaries. Okay. 205 00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:06,151 And she has pubic hair 206 00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:10,026 that is unkempt and, uh -- 207 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,276 That's more detail than I require. 208 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,693 Oh. Yeah. 209 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,860 Our company has handled heads of state. 210 00:10:48,943 --> 00:10:50,943 We've got quite a few billionaires. 211 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,777 Who? Some of the largest yachts 212 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,652 by a company named Lurssen. 213 00:10:55,735 --> 00:10:57,902 Sure. In Germany. 214 00:10:57,984 --> 00:11:01,652 And those are ranging from $200 million to $300 million. 215 00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:03,568 I'm not gonna be covering all the costs. 216 00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:04,943 Okay. 217 00:11:05,026 --> 00:11:07,735 So, there's -- there's gonna be a co-owner, 218 00:11:07,818 --> 00:11:10,068 although not officially on the boat. 219 00:11:10,151 --> 00:11:11,318 Mm-hmm. 220 00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:14,443 I can't say his name, but, um... 221 00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:17,693 he would be very "Assad" if I told you his name. 222 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:21,026 You know, he's a very "Syria"-s guy, you know? 223 00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:23,610 So, this guy, I've done business with him. 224 00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:25,443 So is that okay? Mm-hmm. Yeah. 225 00:11:25,526 --> 00:11:26,943 I don't have a problem with it. 226 00:11:27,026 --> 00:11:29,151 And it's much better you deal with me than with Assad. 227 00:11:29,234 --> 00:11:32,276 So, let's talk about the security of the boat -- 228 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:36,068 what kind of military hardware we could have on the boat. 229 00:11:36,151 --> 00:11:37,984 If you can think of it, they can do it. 230 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,401 Oh, beautiful. 231 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,818 Listen. 232 00:11:44,902 --> 00:11:48,068 He's a persecuted man, this guy, you know? 233 00:11:48,151 --> 00:11:50,109 And he's very paranoid. 234 00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:51,568 Of course. He's paranoid. 235 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,735 You can have a helicopter hangar. 236 00:11:53,818 --> 00:11:54,902 You can have a safe room. 237 00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:57,109 Antiaircraft. Antiaircraft. 238 00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:58,777 Guns or something like that. Guns and... 239 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,068 But you could also have it discreet, 240 00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:03,526 where you see the boat go by, you'd never know. 241 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,735 I mean, let's talk about the Syrian refugees 242 00:12:05,818 --> 00:12:07,401 in the Mediterranean. 243 00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:10,860 What I don't want is that one of the dinghies capsize 244 00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:12,485 if 50 of them are in the water, 245 00:12:12,568 --> 00:12:14,360 and they're -- they're trying to come on the -- 246 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,860 No, that won't happen. How do I stop that? 247 00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:17,652 I mean, could you put electricity in the water? 248 00:12:17,735 --> 00:12:19,443 Yeah. You could. 249 00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:21,735 'Cause those guys are drowning anyway in the Mediterranean. 250 00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:22,735 No one cares. 251 00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:24,568 You've got guns on board. 252 00:12:24,652 --> 00:12:26,360 Sure. And you can shoot them and get -- 253 00:12:26,443 --> 00:12:29,735 I mean, let's say we're in a place where no one can see. 254 00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:30,860 And people don't know about it. 255 00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:32,360 Then, fine, yes. Okay. 256 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:35,943 What about a flammable liquid or something like that? 257 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:38,151 Can you put that in there? 258 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,984 Yeah. 259 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,526 These guys, they like to have a lot of girls. 260 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:45,360 Is it possible to have a quarters for the girls? 261 00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:46,984 Absolutely. 262 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,652 But ones where we can put quite a lot in, you know. 263 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,151 You can do anything you want. 264 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:52,777 Sure, but let's say that I'm just shipping the girls in 265 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:56,026 from Eastern Europe into Damascus. 266 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,777 You know, how much of the merchandise can I ship? 267 00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:03,652 All right. So, now you're looking at -- As a -- As a... 268 00:13:03,735 --> 00:13:05,818 And you're actually moving humans? 269 00:13:05,902 --> 00:13:07,360 Yeah, I mean, they're girls, you know? 270 00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:08,818 They're humans, yeah. So, let's say we -- 271 00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:10,526 You can put ten in a room if you want. 272 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,234 Put 20 in a room if you want. 273 00:13:12,318 --> 00:13:14,860 20? What, by stacking them up in a -- 274 00:13:14,943 --> 00:13:16,360 I mean, could we do more than 20 in a room? 275 00:13:16,443 --> 00:13:17,943 Yeah, 30 per room. 276 00:13:18,026 --> 00:13:20,026 We could have a 30-per-room, okay. 277 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,860 If they want it, and they want to write the check for it, 278 00:13:21,943 --> 00:13:22,943 it can be done. 279 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,610 What else? I mean, in terms of -- 280 00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:31,026 What about the designers? 281 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:34,151 Let's say I want to offer a different suite 282 00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:35,526 designed by a famous designer. 283 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:36,984 Is that possible? Yeah. 284 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:39,401 You know, but I wanted the boat to be beautiful. 285 00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:42,443 Okay, si, si, si, si. Yeah. 286 00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:44,485 You could. 287 00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:46,735 But, um...what -- 288 00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:53,276 But, uh, so, what -- Who could be a designer? 289 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,526 You're gonna have to abide 290 00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,360 by a certain structural classification. 291 00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:03,735 I want a design that is, uh... 292 00:14:03,818 --> 00:14:05,652 you know, gonna last, but be beautiful. 293 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:08,984 I want people to come onto the boat and say, 294 00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,526 "This boat is a beautiful boat." 295 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:14,276 And the Lurssen, they have a good quality? 296 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,485 The best. 297 00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:18,276 There's only maybe... 298 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,652 ...eight or nine builders 299 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,860 that can achieve that on the world. 300 00:14:21,943 --> 00:14:24,360 Because I need to really 301 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,652 Because I need to really, really 302 00:14:30,735 --> 00:14:33,735 to not, uh, divulge any of the -- 303 00:14:33,818 --> 00:14:36,234 if I give you my assets. 304 00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:38,318 Then if you know about the assets, 305 00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:40,943 then I don't want you telling other people. 306 00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:46,234 With this thing, would we found out -- 307 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,818 We did an audit. 308 00:14:48,902 --> 00:14:50,610 It cost a lot of money for us, 309 00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:53,777 but we found it was worth it. Mm-hmm. 310 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,318 Do you mind if we do an audit? 311 00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:58,360 I wouldn't mind, but that depends on the yard now. 312 00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:01,610 'Cause they're gonna contract and we have a build contract. 313 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,068 And it states it'll be -- 314 00:15:04,151 --> 00:15:05,652 It'll state everything that's going to happen, 315 00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:07,318 the pricing and such. 316 00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:10,526 Si. 317 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:14,234 And the -- 318 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:18,443 How will I know the quality of your work is up to scratch? 319 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,276 Well, time and delivery. 320 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,735 Si. 321 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:26,109 And how do you deal with confidentia-a-lity? 322 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,318 The NDAs are going all over the place. 323 00:15:28,401 --> 00:15:29,860 So, um... 324 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:39,026 Finito. I like to have fun. 325 00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:40,526 Gio likes to have fun. I-I can see that. 326 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,902 Because I work too hard to not have fun. 327 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:48,109 Understand. You know, I very enjoy. 328 00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:02,652 Hello, people. 329 00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:06,693 It's me, OMGWhizzBoyOMG. 330 00:16:06,777 --> 00:16:09,652 Dab, dab. Jazz hands. 331 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,318 And, today, I've got a special guest. 332 00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,234 It's not just me unboxing. 333 00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:17,360 No, I'm with Sheriff Joe Arpaio. 334 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:18,984 Ah. 335 00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:23,360 And he is the toughest sheriff in America. 336 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:26,109 The tent city that you would house detainees in, 337 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,234 which you yourself called a concentration camp. 338 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,818 I already have a concentration camp. 339 00:16:29,902 --> 00:16:31,568 It's called Tent City. 340 00:16:31,652 --> 00:16:33,568 It's former Maricopa County sheriff Joe Arpaio's 341 00:16:33,652 --> 00:16:35,318 own words on immigration 342 00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:37,735 that now have him convicted of a federal crime. 343 00:16:37,818 --> 00:16:41,151 I stand by my pardon of Sheriff Joe. 344 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,526 Really, really OMG to meet you. 345 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:45,485 Well, great to meet you. 346 00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:47,276 Everybody! Oh. Wow. 347 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,068 So amazing week! Look at this! 348 00:16:50,151 --> 00:16:53,360 We are unboxing Shopkins World Vacation! 349 00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:59,068 So, I'm going to unbox this Shopkin. 350 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,818 While I'm doing that, why not tell me about 351 00:17:01,902 --> 00:17:04,360 what Communists are trying to do 352 00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:07,652 to stop people having guns? 353 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,568 Well, that's a big issue. 354 00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:12,777 But it's -- I will say, 355 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:16,902 over and over again -- Guns don't kill. 356 00:17:16,984 --> 00:17:18,777 People kill. 357 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,234 Super-crazy! 358 00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:21,693 It's D'lish Donut. 359 00:17:21,777 --> 00:17:23,068 D'lish Donut. 360 00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:24,151 That looks good. 361 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:29,568 D'lish Donut, do you want to say hello? 362 00:17:29,652 --> 00:17:33,109 Hi. D'lish Donut is anti-guns. 363 00:17:33,193 --> 00:17:35,818 "I think all the guns should be given back." 364 00:17:35,902 --> 00:17:39,151 Delicious Donut, you have to understand that, 365 00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:42,276 uh, you have to follow the Constitution and the law 366 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,068 and allow people to have guns. 367 00:17:44,151 --> 00:17:46,109 "But I want the guns to be taken back, 368 00:17:46,193 --> 00:17:48,068 because they are dangerous." 369 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,109 Bad guys are going to get their guns. 370 00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:53,318 And it's gonna kill you. 371 00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:57,652 I'm hoping that somebody else in there has a gun 372 00:17:57,735 --> 00:18:02,026 and will shoot that person before he shoots you. 373 00:18:02,109 --> 00:18:04,401 "Oh! Okay, then. 374 00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:05,943 Thank you for telling me that." 375 00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:07,735 Because I like guns. 376 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:10,526 Everybody knows I've got a really big collection. 377 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:13,860 I have over 43 guns. 378 00:18:13,943 --> 00:18:15,151 You have 43 guns? 379 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:16,652 Oh, yes. 380 00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:19,526 I've been collecting them for the upcoming race war. 381 00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:25,360 And so... 382 00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,693 You know President "Dongle Troomp"? 383 00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:45,984 Of course I know him. 384 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,693 And what's he like, Dongle Troomp? 385 00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,526 Great man. 386 00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:53,068 I've been with him, introduced him, 387 00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:56,902 from day one, from all the campaign. 388 00:18:56,984 --> 00:18:59,610 Is Dongle Troomp very rich? 389 00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:01,276 Oh, he's got money, 390 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,151 but, you know, he doesn't act like he's rich. 391 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:05,984 So, do you think President Troomp -- 392 00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:07,318 He's your friend. 393 00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:09,610 Do you think he might have had a golden shower? 394 00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,026 Wouldn't surprise me. 395 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,234 Oh! 396 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,984 I would love to have a golden shower. 397 00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:17,318 Do you think there's any way you could get 398 00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:18,360 President Troomp 399 00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:22,109 to give me a golden shower? 400 00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:24,401 In Finland? 401 00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:27,193 Or in America. In Washington. In the White "Hoose"! 402 00:19:27,276 --> 00:19:29,526 Well, I'll -- I'll tell you one thing. 403 00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:33,777 If he sees this, uh, and the way you're speaking, 404 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,485 he's gonna like you, 405 00:19:35,568 --> 00:19:39,193 because you're -- you think like he thinks. 406 00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,777 And this is very, very interesting. 407 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:42,902 And -- And let me tell you, 408 00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:47,151 I became sheriff when I was 60 years old. 409 00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:50,485 My first job was a hand job from my mother, 410 00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,818 and it was newspapers. 411 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:55,610 What was your first hand job? 412 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,693 So, let me say this. 413 00:19:57,777 --> 00:19:59,109 Me. 414 00:19:59,193 --> 00:20:01,818 Whatever I did in my life, 415 00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,568 I always did that extra. 416 00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,735 It gets me in trouble sometimes. 417 00:20:06,818 --> 00:20:10,443 You wanted to give the best hand job possible. 418 00:20:10,526 --> 00:20:11,943 Extra, sometimes. 419 00:20:12,026 --> 00:20:13,276 Oh! 420 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,860 So if Dongle Troomp calls you up after this 421 00:20:16,943 --> 00:20:20,151 and says, "Sheriff Joe, 422 00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:24,777 I want to offer you an amazing blowjob," 423 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:27,151 would you say yes? 424 00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:30,068 I may have to say yes. 425 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,443 I know there are a lot of children 426 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,234 who have been traumatized by seeing pornography. 427 00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:42,109 To combat that, I've actually written a book. 428 00:20:42,193 --> 00:20:43,318 It's a work in progress. 429 00:20:43,401 --> 00:20:45,151 I'd love to show it to you. Excellent. 430 00:20:45,234 --> 00:20:47,860 It's called "Flopsy Finds a Funny Picture." 431 00:20:47,943 --> 00:20:49,443 And I'll read a little bit, if I may. 432 00:20:49,526 --> 00:20:52,401 "Flopsy found a funny picture while playing today. 433 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,693 It looked like a mommy and daddy wrestling. 434 00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:57,652 So they decided to talk to Mommy. 435 00:20:57,735 --> 00:20:59,068 'Mommy, what are these rabbits 436 00:20:59,151 --> 00:21:00,401 doing with their "down theres"?' 437 00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,193 'Oh, my!' said Mommy Rabbit. 438 00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,318 'We better have a talk in the learning nook.'" 439 00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:05,902 So, I'll continue. Okay. 440 00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:07,485 "'Sometimes,'" they tell their child, 441 00:21:07,568 --> 00:21:09,276 "'people look at pictures like the ones you saw 442 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,401 to receive gratification. 443 00:21:11,485 --> 00:21:14,902 It is called "self-stimulating" or "masturbating."'" 444 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:17,401 I think that, uh... 445 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,318 this book's a little bit too much, uh, for me. 446 00:21:20,401 --> 00:21:21,943 In what way? The colors? 447 00:21:22,026 --> 00:21:24,902 Well, we don't have to show, um, 448 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,234 a picture of an animal with sex toys on the bed-- 449 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:31,652 the bedroom table, uh, or an Internet, 450 00:21:31,735 --> 00:21:33,109 uh, computer monitor 451 00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:36,610 showing, uh, rabbit breasts. 452 00:21:36,693 --> 00:21:38,610 Oh, these are good notes. Yeah. 453 00:21:38,693 --> 00:21:40,026 Well, if I may continue. 454 00:21:40,109 --> 00:21:42,652 So, other times, the mother said, 455 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,693 "Lady rabbits make love to man rabbits 456 00:21:45,777 --> 00:21:49,151 just to get 50 bucks to feed their carrot habit." 457 00:21:49,234 --> 00:21:53,318 And I-I have to be honest, I have issues with this image. 458 00:21:53,401 --> 00:21:55,610 Mm-hmm. I mean, what's going on here? 459 00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:57,943 That should be recycled. 460 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:02,109 I have no issue with, uh, the recycle bags, personally. 461 00:22:02,193 --> 00:22:04,276 Um... I understand why you would. 462 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,068 "Daddy said, 'Do you have any other questions?' 463 00:22:06,151 --> 00:22:07,943 Flopsy's ears perked up. 464 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:12,068 'I still don't know what is bukkake.' 465 00:22:12,151 --> 00:22:14,276 'I think it's best if you see for yourself,' said Daddy. 466 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,443 'I'll invite in Todd, Jordan, and Dan from across the street. 467 00:22:17,526 --> 00:22:19,318 This way, I can teach you all about Japan 468 00:22:19,401 --> 00:22:22,652 and the rights of females to enjoy themselves.'" 469 00:22:22,735 --> 00:22:25,443 And we have a bukkake party. 470 00:22:25,526 --> 00:22:28,026 With the child... 471 00:22:28,109 --> 00:22:30,401 present or not present? The -- The children 472 00:22:30,485 --> 00:22:32,818 The children are present, and she's engaging 473 00:22:32,902 --> 00:22:36,360 in sexual acts with more than one male rabbit. 474 00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:38,109 Well, it is a bukkake party, which is -- 475 00:22:38,193 --> 00:22:40,109 I don't know -- I don't know what that is. 476 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,318 Since you've helped me so much 477 00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:44,984 and you've given me so many comments, 478 00:22:45,068 --> 00:22:47,902 I would like to add you as a co-author of this book. 479 00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:49,568 No. Absolutely -- 480 00:22:49,652 --> 00:22:51,360 You do -- You do not have my permission to do that. 481 00:22:51,443 --> 00:22:53,318 I will add you as a co-author. I will not accept that, 482 00:22:53,401 --> 00:22:55,777 and I will -- I promise to sue you if you do. 483 00:22:55,860 --> 00:23:00,318 I want to open up and tell you a personal experience 484 00:23:00,401 --> 00:23:02,151 to do with me and my children. 485 00:23:02,234 --> 00:23:06,401 I recently walked in on my son, Harvey Milk, 486 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:09,943 looking at pornographic images on the Internet, 487 00:23:10,026 --> 00:23:11,276 and it was very troubling. 488 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,818 And how old was -- was your son at that time? 489 00:23:12,902 --> 00:23:14,902 Uh, 12. Okay. 490 00:23:14,984 --> 00:23:17,943 And I knew that he had been masturbating. 491 00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:19,860 I said, "Son, 492 00:23:19,943 --> 00:23:23,610 I am going to stay here, right in this room, 493 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,401 until you have masturbated 494 00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:29,443 to every single image 495 00:23:29,526 --> 00:23:31,902 on that website." 496 00:23:31,984 --> 00:23:34,276 Now, what I did not know 497 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:38,193 was that there were 58,000 images 498 00:23:38,276 --> 00:23:39,735 and videos on that website. 499 00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:42,234 And I tried to maintain eye contact 500 00:23:42,318 --> 00:23:44,443 throughout the whole process, 501 00:23:44,526 --> 00:23:47,109 because I wanted it to be a teachable moment. 502 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,276 Two days later, he was exhausted. 503 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,735 He was extremely raw and dehydrated, 504 00:23:53,818 --> 00:23:58,151 both from not drinking enough and from the weeping. 505 00:23:58,234 --> 00:23:59,860 The positive thing for me is, 506 00:23:59,943 --> 00:24:03,610 whenever I bring up pornography, 507 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,443 he shudders. 508 00:24:06,526 --> 00:24:09,401 Uh, if your son has been scared off of pornography, 509 00:24:09,485 --> 00:24:12,693 that is certainly a positive outcome. 510 00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:15,276 Um, not saying that I would have, 511 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,943 uh, used the same teaching method. 512 00:24:18,026 --> 00:24:22,443 I want to thank you. I want to say thank you. 513 00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:26,360 It's been great here, sitting with my, uh, fellow pedophile 514 00:24:26,443 --> 00:24:28,568 and co-author -- Uh, no, no. 515 00:24:28,652 --> 00:24:29,943 Absolutely not. I'm -- 516 00:24:30,026 --> 00:24:33,026 First of all, you are not to make me a co-author, 517 00:24:33,109 --> 00:24:35,818 or I will have to file a lawsuit immediately. 518 00:24:35,902 --> 00:24:38,068 I will not have my name associated 519 00:24:38,151 --> 00:24:40,026 with any of your book projects that you've -- 520 00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:43,652 you have brought forward and presented today. 521 00:24:43,735 --> 00:24:46,068 And if you do that, I will be extremely offended, 522 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,026 I will be extremely hurt, 523 00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:50,610 and I will be extremely triggered by you. 524 00:24:50,693 --> 00:24:53,193 You have caused me to have more negative energy 525 00:24:53,276 --> 00:24:56,943 than I've ever had, based on that behavior, 526 00:24:57,026 --> 00:24:59,735 and it's unacceptable, and it's hurtful, 527 00:24:59,818 --> 00:25:01,568 and offensive beyond words.