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Knock-knock! Your friends are here!

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Mom, I don't have any friends.

3
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I invited every kid
from your class over.

4
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My entire class is here?

5
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Well, no. Just three.

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Mom-m!

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Everybody wants to be popular.

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Not me! I like to read
and I like to be by myself.

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Can't you just be happy
that I'm a good kid?

10
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No. It's important to be liked!

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Which three kids?

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Gabe, Owen, and Aidan.

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Mom, that's a trifecta
of social leprosy.

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I'm a nerd 'cause I choose to be one.

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Those kids have real mental problems.

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I'm sure you're just exaggerating.

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I'm not!

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Gabe eats his feelings.

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Owen is a hypochondriact,

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unless being allergic
to air is a real thing.

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And Aidan? Has to see a therapist

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because he sent a
picture, to the principal,

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of his weiner!

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Well, they sound fascinating and unique!

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Are you nuts? This is
your worst idea, yet.

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Or... my best.

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Boop! Let's go! Let's go!

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Come on, pumpkin. Here we come.

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Let's go see your friends.

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Hey, everybody. Who's
excited for Ethan-palooza?

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More like loser-palooza.

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Did you see that?

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Child abuse.

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So, I thought it'd be fun

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if the boys slept in
the backyard, in a tent.

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I'm outta here.

37
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Mrs. Ethan's Mom, you and me

38
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have two totally different ideas of fun.

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Gabe, stay.

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Heel. Come.

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Good boy.

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How long do I have to be at this place?

43
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- Oh, it's just overnight.
- The whole night?!

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It's his separation anxiety.

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Owen, we live right across the street.

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If you need me, I will
come and get you, okay?

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Cool, Mom.

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I think it's a great idea.

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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, I'm not talkin' to you.

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I will. Yeah, I will be there shortly,

51
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with the candles and the whipped cream.

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Are you having a birthday celebration?

53
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No, nothing like that.

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Although, we will be
in our birthday suits.

55
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Well, uh, it's been a
pleasure, but, I have to... go.

56
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Oh, feel free to keep
Aidan as long as you want.

57
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No, I'm serious.

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Long as you want.

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- All right. Bye, Becky.
- Oh, it's Wendy.

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Yeah, still not talkin' to you.

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Uh, Wendy, uh,

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Gabe is on a gluten-free
diet and is also, uh...

63
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has a low blood sugar,
so, only natural snacks,

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and you really have to watch him.

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- Mmm!
- Gabe! Drop it.

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Drop it.

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Drop.

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Drop. Is that it?

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Open your mouth.

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Stick out your tongue.

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Okay, well, I'll just find him an apple.

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Ew.

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I'm just so, so sorry.

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There are Gabe's plastic sheets.

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He has a tiny bladder.

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Okay, my baby boy,
you be good, now, okay?

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Good boy. Thank you.

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Uh, I guess I should get going.

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Um... don't let my Owen eat nuts.

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He has a nut allergy.

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That's not what I heard.

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Here is your, uh, safety
phone and your inhaler...

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here you go... and Mommy's pepper spray.

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Spray 'em right in the eyes, sweetheart.

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Right in the eyes.

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Thanks.

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No one is making you stay.

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If you wanna come home, you
can call me, at any time,

89
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and I will come and get you, okay?

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Affirmative.

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Affirmative.

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That's Mommy's brave, little soldier.

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Oh!

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Okay, okay.

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Oh.

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- Okay.
- Bye.

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Well, Ethan, your friends
are fascinating and unique.

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This is terrible.

99
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I'm gonna start drinking.

100
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Hey, Gabe, can you
help us with the tent?

101
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I can't. I have low blood sugar.

102
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Let's get one thing straight, dork.

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- I'm not your friend.
- Yeah, dork.

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Yeah, this could be bad for my image.

105
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Sounds good to me. When
we get back to school,

106
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can we all agree this never happened?

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- What never happened?
- Word.

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Absolutely.

109
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Your mom is so hot.

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- Shut up!
- You don't think your mom's hot?

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I don't know. I've never
checked out my mom before.

112
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Never?

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No violence!

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I'm a pacifist!

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I need my inhaler.

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Don't be a dick.

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Hey, Ethan.

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Hello, Mr. Greeley.

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Who are your friends?

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They're not my friends, Mr. Greeley.

121
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They're just some kids
my mom invited over.

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- Well, hello, Ethan's, um, not-friends.
- Whuzzup?

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- HI.
- Hey.

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Why isn't he helping?

125
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I can't. I have low blood sugar.

126
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Hm. So you boys aren't
afraid of the Goatman?

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You know, he lives in those
woods right over there.

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The Goatman?

129
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You've never heard of the Goatman?

130
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The Goatman's been killing kids in
this neighborhood for years.

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That's not true.

132
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Yeah, it is. That's what happened

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to that kid in our class, Seth Donnelly.

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Seth's parents got divorced

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and his dad took him out of state.

136
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Oh, that is not what I heard.

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I heard Seth was walking home

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between his parents' houses

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and the Goatman dragged
him into the woods

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and drained his blood,

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until he was dead!

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Anh! But you guys are fine.

143
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You got this tent for protection.

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I mean, that's some thick fabric there.

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Have a nice night, boys.

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Do you think that's true?

147
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Do you really think Seth
got killed by the Goatman?

148
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Well, whatever happened to him,

149
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Ethan should be happy.

150
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Why?

151
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That's the only reason you
got on the basketball team.

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- Ha!
- That's not true.

153
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.

154
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It's because of your mad skills.

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Can you do that outside?

156
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I'm allergic to smoke.

157
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Fine. I'm allergic to dorks.

158
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Aw, man, it smells like weed.

159
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Don't worry about the Goatman.

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I'm not. I'm thinking about gluten.

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What is it, and why is it so delicious?

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Uhhhhhhh.

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Did you hear that?

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Yeah.

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Uhohyehyehyehyeh.

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What is that?

167
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Yehyehyehyeeee.

168
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It's the Goatman!

169
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It's not Goatman. It's
Aidan, messing with us.

170
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Then go out and see.

171
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No, you go out and see.

172
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Aidan, cut it out!

173
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Cut what out?

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- Arrrggghhh!
- Aaaaaaah!

175
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Aaah!

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Gabe, you peed on my phone!

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Yep. I told you, I have a small bladder.

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Shh!

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Oh, my God! Would you stop that!

180
00:09:07,031 --> 00:09:09,297
What are we gonna do?

181
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Here's the plan: I
will open the tent flaps

182
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and, when the Goatman comes in,

183
00:09:13,571 --> 00:09:16,905
Owen, you blast him with
your mom's pepper spray

184
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and Aidan will hit him in the head

185
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with this baseball bat.

186
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Me?! Why me?!

187
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You're the tough guy.

188
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I'm not really that tough.

189
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Like most bullies,

190
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I'm actually scared and insecure.

191
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Okay. I guess I'll do it, then.

192
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What can we use as bait... ?

193
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Oh, no.

194
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No, no!

195
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Stop crying, baby!

196
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I'm too young to die!

197
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I don't wanna die-ie-ie!

198
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Aaah!

199
00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:54,610
Please, no. No, no, no.

200
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Aah! Aa-aah!

201
00:09:58,682 --> 00:09:59,815
- Agh!
- Aaaaah!

202
00:09:59,817 --> 00:10:01,149
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

203
00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:06,554
Aa-aah!

204
00:10:06,556 --> 00:10:08,490
Aaaaaaah!

205
00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:09,691
Aa-aah!

206
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,627
Die, bitch! Aa-aah!

207
00:10:11,629 --> 00:10:14,562
Aa-aah! Aa-aah!

208
00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:23,772
Agh.

209
00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,511
Tell Mrs. Greeley I...

210
00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:38,454
Mr. Greeley? He's the Goatman?!

211
00:10:38,456 --> 00:10:42,524
No! He was playing
some kind of joke on us.

212
00:10:42,526 --> 00:10:44,026
Well, it wasn't very funny.

213
00:10:46,864 --> 00:10:48,063
I gotta go.

214
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,998
- You're not going anywhere.
- Why?

215
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,200
You were the one who killed Mr. Greeley!

216
00:10:52,202 --> 00:10:54,069
I'm not going down on this alone.

217
00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,943
Before anyone gets crazy, let
me explain something to you.

218
00:11:00,945 --> 00:11:02,944
You're all accomplices.

219
00:11:02,946 --> 00:11:04,146
I didn't do anything!

220
00:11:04,148 --> 00:11:05,947
Not true! You told me to do it,

221
00:11:05,949 --> 00:11:07,483
and you sprayed the pepper spray,

222
00:11:07,485 --> 00:11:10,752
and you were the bait,
so we're in this together.

223
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:14,756
It's my fault I look delicious!

224
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:18,026
It was the gluten!

225
00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:20,095
Look, I think we can all agree

226
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,097
that this was just a terrible mistake

227
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,032
and that we need to get rid of the body.

228
00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:28,570
- What?!
- Not me!

229
00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:30,238
Listen, if we tell our parents,

230
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they will flip out and
probably tell the cops

231
00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:34,776
and then we have to go to juvie forever.

232
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,912
Even if we got out, everyone would know,

233
00:11:36,914 --> 00:11:38,714
and they would treat us like freaks.

234
00:11:38,716 --> 00:11:39,781
Cool.

235
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,317
Maybe you think it's
cool, but I have a state

236
00:11:41,319 --> 00:11:43,319
spelling bee championship on Tuesday

237
00:11:43,321 --> 00:11:44,853
that I'm not missing.

238
00:11:44,855 --> 00:11:47,856
I'm with Ethan.

239
00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:51,860
Fine, but, after this,
like we agreed earlier,

240
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:53,461
we never speak of this night again

241
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,532
and we are still not friends.

242
00:11:56,534 --> 00:11:58,200
Agreed.

243
00:11:58,202 --> 00:11:59,668
I didn't even wanna be bait.

244
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:01,937
You pushed me out of the tent!

245
00:12:01,939 --> 00:12:05,007
Look, Gabe, there are
three of us and one of you.

246
00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:07,809
Either you're in, and you
help us get rid of this body;

247
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,612
or you're out, and we blame
the whole thing on you.

248
00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:11,947
What?!

249
00:12:11,949 --> 00:12:14,016
"That's right, Officer.
That's your killer.

250
00:12:14,018 --> 00:12:16,618
It was Gabe, in the tent,
with the baseball bat!"

251
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,087
That's not even how
you play Clue, moron.

252
00:12:19,089 --> 00:12:21,957
Gabe, I don't like this
any more than you do.

253
00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:25,361
Let's just get this over with
and never talk about it again.

254
00:12:25,363 --> 00:12:28,430
And we're absolutely
still not friends, agreed?

255
00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:30,098
Agreed.

256
00:12:34,038 --> 00:12:35,571
We're going to go to jail!

257
00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:38,707
- Quiet, Owen!
- Where are we taking him?

258
00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,177
We're gonna bury him in his backyard.

259
00:12:41,179 --> 00:12:42,310
Wouldn't it be funny if, now,

260
00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:45,247
we got killed by the real Goatman?

261
00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:47,783
- What is wrong with you?
- Yeah, shut up, Aidan.

262
00:13:01,632 --> 00:13:03,965
This is deep and breathing.

263
00:13:07,238 --> 00:13:10,039
Why is it taking so long?

264
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,841
- Hello.
- Yes, oh, hi.

265
00:13:11,843 --> 00:13:13,642
Um, this is Emily, Owen's mom.

266
00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:16,978
- Is everything okay?
- Yes, why?

267
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,448
Um, well, I'm... I'm very concerned.

268
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,851
I've called Owen three times
and he hasn't answered, so.

269
00:13:21,853 --> 00:13:25,587
Well, I'm sure it's just because
of all the fun they're having.

270
00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:27,522
Fun? Owen doesn't have fun.

271
00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:29,925
Can you please put him on the phone?

272
00:13:29,927 --> 00:13:32,261
Sure.

273
00:13:32,263 --> 00:13:35,530
Ow-en! Telepho-o-o-ne!

274
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,800
It's your mom!

275
00:13:38,802 --> 00:13:41,603
We're going to jail!

276
00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:42,938
I'm going to miss my spelling bee!

277
00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,673
Pull it together, man.

278
00:13:44,675 --> 00:13:46,675
- Owen?
- I can't!

279
00:13:46,677 --> 00:13:49,811
Yes, you can. You go into
that house and you act normal.

280
00:13:49,813 --> 00:13:52,213
Whatever your version of normal is.

281
00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:54,483
Owe-e-n!

282
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,550
Owen!

283
00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:57,552
You got this. Go!

284
00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:09,698
We're all doomed.

285
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,100
Hi, Owen.

286
00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:14,636
Okay, one big breath.

287
00:14:14,638 --> 00:14:16,371
Deep, deep to the diaphragm.

288
00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:18,240
Deep to the diaphragm.

289
00:14:18,242 --> 00:14:19,308
Hi.

290
00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:21,777
Hi, hi, hi, honey. Hi, sweetie.

291
00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:23,312
Hi, baby. Um, is everything okay?

292
00:14:23,314 --> 00:14:27,382
- Are you okay?
- We're having a great time.

293
00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:30,852
Just ask Ethan's mom.

294
00:14:30,854 --> 00:14:32,454
Don't I look like I'm having fun?

295
00:14:37,728 --> 00:14:40,262
Sure...

296
00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:42,597
Did you hear that, Mom?

297
00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:45,734
- Everything is fine.
- Okay.

298
00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:48,537
Now, I have to go and have more fun.

299
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,671
Bye!

300
00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:51,674
Buh-bye, baby.

301
00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:58,279
Oh, he's getting

302
00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:00,215
so mature.

303
00:15:00,217 --> 00:15:02,217
Mm!

304
00:15:02,219 --> 00:15:03,352
My womb.

305
00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:10,826
How'd it go?

306
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,094
They don't suspect a thing?

307
00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:15,364
That's my boy. Cool as ice.

308
00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:21,971
Uhh! Did you hit a sewer pipe?

309
00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:24,239
Sorry, guys. That was one of mine.

310
00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,848
It's a chest. I think we should open it.

311
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,249
We don't have time!

312
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:35,517
What if it's money?

313
00:15:40,257 --> 00:15:42,924
If it's money, we split it three ways.

314
00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:44,726
Uh, why three ways?

315
00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:46,996
'Cause, Gabe, you haven't done a thing.

316
00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:49,064
Mm.

317
00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:55,136
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

318
00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,409
Oooh! I was right!

319
00:16:00,411 --> 00:16:03,078
Mr. Greeley is the Goatman!

320
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,546
That's the first time!

321
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,281
I'm never right about anything!

322
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,424
It won't fit.

323
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:18,760
This is like a tessellation
puzzle I can't figure out,

324
00:16:18,762 --> 00:16:21,697
only it's a nightmare.

325
00:16:21,699 --> 00:16:24,366
We have to chop off his arm.

326
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:25,967
I didn't wanna say it,

327
00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:28,704
but that would solve the puzzle.

328
00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:30,171
Aidan, you pull on his arm,

329
00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:32,441
while I try to chop it
off with this shovel.

330
00:16:32,443 --> 00:16:34,043
Gabe, you stand there, being Gabe;

331
00:16:34,045 --> 00:16:37,579
and Owen, keep breathing
and try not to freak out.

332
00:16:40,851 --> 00:16:44,253
One, two, three.

333
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:46,121
Oh, [BLEEP].

334
00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:48,123
Argh! You cut off my toes!

335
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,525
Oh, my God! I'm sorry!

336
00:16:50,527 --> 00:16:52,261
There's no blood.

337
00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:57,799
What?

338
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,535
A miracle!

339
00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:04,540
One,

340
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,475
two,

341
00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:08,077
three!

342
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,679
Aaaaah!

343
00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:16,618
Unh!

344
00:17:20,491 --> 00:17:24,093
Guys, I wanted to thank
you for helping me.

345
00:17:24,095 --> 00:17:25,961
Whatever. Like we agreed,

346
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,097
let's just forget tonight ever happened.

347
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:31,500
Deal. Are you guys
gonna be able to sleep?

348
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:33,835
I can sleep through anything.

349
00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:40,575
Rufus is my doggy-baby.

350
00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:42,578
Come on in.

351
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:43,979
Aaaaaaah!

352
00:17:45,116 --> 00:17:46,381
Aaaaah!

353
00:17:46,383 --> 00:17:48,784
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

354
00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:09,371
Boys, I need to know what happened.

355
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,381
It was all me. They had
nothing to do with it.

356
00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:21,917
I did it. Mr. Greeley came into our tent

357
00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:23,719
and I hit him in the head with the bat.

358
00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:27,957
Is that true?

359
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:36,665
I don't know how to tell you this, son,

360
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,999
but you're a hero.

361
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:41,136
Not only did you save yourself
and your friends, here,

362
00:18:41,138 --> 00:18:45,541
but you protected the lives
of our entire community.

363
00:18:45,543 --> 00:18:46,876
Great job, best friend.

364
00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:49,210
He's everybody's best friend.

365
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,946
Especially mine.

366
00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:52,748
Why don't you take the boys home.

367
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,215
They all been through a lot

368
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,085
and I'm sure they can use the rest.

369
00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:59,421
Come on, bud. We're gonna
spend the day together.

370
00:18:59,423 --> 00:19:03,092
- What about Becky?
- Anh, there's no more Becky.

371
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:05,294
You spent the whole night by yourself.

372
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:08,497
I'm proud of you!

373
00:19:08,499 --> 00:19:10,899
Gabe, come on, Gabe. Come on.

374
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,701
Come on, buddy.

375
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:15,170
Stop treating me like a dog.

376
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:19,108
You're right, honey.

377
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:20,309
Come on, son.

378
00:19:23,981 --> 00:19:26,582
See? You have friends.

379
00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:29,851
People like you! Everybody likes you.

380
00:19:29,853 --> 00:19:31,120
Thanks, Mom.

381
00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:43,198
Mom?

382
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,401
The other kid in the chest
turned out to be Tyler.

383
00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:49,004
That boy that called me names

384
00:19:49,006 --> 00:19:51,807
on the bus in kindergarten?

385
00:19:51,809 --> 00:19:54,610
Oh? You don't say.

386
00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:56,611
And Aidan said that the only reason

387
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,347
I got on the basketball team

388
00:19:58,349 --> 00:20:00,882
was because Seth went missing.

389
00:20:00,884 --> 00:20:02,618
Well, that's not important.

390
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,954
What's important is
that you got on the team.

391
00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:07,823
It's important to be liked.

392
00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:15,664
Mom?

393
00:20:17,368 --> 00:20:19,368
Did you kill all those people?

394
00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:23,438
No, Ethan.

395
00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:30,245
Mr. Greeley?

396
00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:31,780
That was all you.

397
00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:45,727
Now eat your veggies.

398
00:20:45,729 --> 00:20:46,996
They're from Mr. Greeley's garden.

399
00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:55,004
Boop!

400
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:02,878
A mark.

401
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,081
- Action.
- Don't worry about the Goatman.

402
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,884
I'm not. I'm thinking about gluten.

403
00:21:08,886 --> 00:21:10,151
- What is it...
- All right, let's hold up.

404
00:21:10,153 --> 00:21:13,088
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, my God!

405
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,424
Sleepover. Those kids were great.

406
00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:18,960
Kudos to you for having
four amazing, young actors

407
00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:20,229
and getting them to give

408
00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,563
the performances that they did.

409
00:21:21,565 --> 00:21:23,298
Where are we taking him?

410
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,101
I think we did a good job, visually.

411
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,169
I just couldn't stop
thinking about "Goonies".

412
00:21:28,171 --> 00:21:29,238
- Oh!
- You know?

413
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,707
- For me, "Stand by Me".
- Yeah.

414
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:33,442
Oh, my gosh, you
dislocated his knee again.

415
00:21:33,444 --> 00:21:34,776
- Oh, no!
- Oh, God.

416
00:21:34,778 --> 00:21:36,846
Snap it back into place. Wha-pushhh!

417
00:21:36,848 --> 00:21:39,849
I'd say who influenced me the most

418
00:21:39,851 --> 00:21:41,917
was myself because I'm awesome.

419
00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:43,853
So.

420
00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:45,721
I'm too young to die!

421
00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:47,256
I've never been to Detroit!

422
00:21:47,258 --> 00:21:49,725
I don't wanna die-ie-ie!

423
00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:52,728
Like which comedians
do you think are funny?

424
00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:54,529
I like Jim Carrey. Uh...

425
00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:57,866
- Any other...
- Jonah Hill, Michael Cera.

426
00:21:57,868 --> 00:22:01,202
- Any '80s comedians?
- Uh.

427
00:22:01,204 --> 00:22:03,805
- What do you expect?
- Maybe Bobcat Goldthwait?

428
00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:08,209
No, that's okay. There's no pressure.

429
00:22:08,211 --> 00:22:09,611
Ahh!

430
00:22:13,284 --> 00:22:14,884
Goatman.

431
00:22:16,554 --> 00:22:17,886
All right, cut. Great.

432
00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:18,954
_

433
00:22:18,956 --> 00:22:20,089
Cut.

434
00:22:20,091 --> 00:22:22,157
Dale "Sunshine" Fry was
just the right height

435
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:23,492
to put the goat mask on

436
00:22:23,494 --> 00:22:25,494
and take a ball bat to the face.

437
00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:30,566
What about when you hit
the stunt man in the head?

438
00:22:30,568 --> 00:22:31,833
Were you nervous then?

439
00:22:31,835 --> 00:22:35,236
No, I was just bang! Bang!

440
00:22:35,238 --> 00:22:37,506
Aa-aah!

441
00:22:37,508 --> 00:22:39,508
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Aa-aah!

442
00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:42,778
So, we were doing the
whole shebang, right?

443
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:46,115
So, I ask Bobcat Goldthwait,

444
00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:47,983
I was like,

445
00:22:47,985 --> 00:22:49,184
"Can I cuss for a second?"

446
00:22:49,186 --> 00:22:50,852
He was like, "Yeah, sure, Geordie.

447
00:22:50,854 --> 00:22:52,387
What do you wanna say?
" I say, " Can I say,

448
00:22:52,389 --> 00:22:54,256
'Die, bitch'?" I'm like...

449
00:22:54,258 --> 00:22:56,658
And then he says, "Yeah.

450
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,794
You can say, 'Die, bitch, ' Geordie."

451
00:22:58,796 --> 00:23:01,263
Die, bitch!

452
00:23:01,265 --> 00:23:03,132
- Say it again.
- Die, bitch!

453
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:06,936
Okay, cut.

454
00:23:06,938 --> 00:23:08,269
Cut.

455
00:23:08,271 --> 00:23:11,406
I think one of the fun parts was

456
00:23:11,408 --> 00:23:13,274
- getting slapped.
- Oh, really?

457
00:23:13,276 --> 00:23:16,011
- That was really fun.
- Pull it together, man.

458
00:23:16,013 --> 00:23:17,212
I was expecting like a stage slap

459
00:23:17,214 --> 00:23:18,547
and then he's like,
"Okay, actually slap him."

460
00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:19,815
I was like, "Wait, what?"

461
00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:25,821
What was your favorite part?

462
00:23:25,823 --> 00:23:28,423
When Gabe, over here, wet his pants.

463
00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:30,626
You peed on my phone!

464
00:23:30,628 --> 00:23:32,027
I told you, I have a small bladder.

465
00:23:32,029 --> 00:23:34,429
- Shh!
- The sound of trickling water

466
00:23:34,431 --> 00:23:35,631
- is funny to me.
- Right, right.

467
00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:38,033
- So just being in a tent
- And you hear it.

468
00:23:38,035 --> 00:23:39,768
with the four other
cast members and stuff,

469
00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:40,836
and then, all of a sudden,

470
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:42,371
trickling water.

471
00:23:42,373 --> 00:23:45,240
It was extremely hard not
to just crack up, laughing.

472
00:23:45,242 --> 00:23:46,442
Oh, no. ooh.

473
00:23:50,982 --> 00:23:52,313
Cut.

474
00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:55,651
For continuity reasons,
after I peed my pants,

475
00:23:55,653 --> 00:23:57,452
they had to change my pants into like

476
00:23:57,454 --> 00:23:59,254
having them pre-, you know, peed on.

477
00:23:59,256 --> 00:24:02,257
- Pre-peed for you?
- And so, like, every so often,

478
00:24:02,259 --> 00:24:03,859
they would send a guy over there,

479
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:05,327
he would have to spray my crotch

480
00:24:05,329 --> 00:24:07,062
and I'd be like "Thank you."

481
00:24:08,732 --> 00:24:12,201
- Okay, cut.
- That's a lot of pee.

482
00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:14,269
So, was any of it scary,
when you were filming it?

483
00:24:14,271 --> 00:24:16,205
- No.
- Seeing a dead body, yeah.

484
00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:18,674
- Yeah?
- Give me a hand.

485
00:24:18,676 --> 00:24:20,609
This was my favorite episode to film.

486
00:24:20,611 --> 00:24:22,077
You guys were a blast to work with.

487
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,881
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

488
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:31,886
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